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I made this meme, you're free to share it with anybody 😎
(a big thanks to @papa-evershed for feeding us everyday 🫶)
#british men#hottest thing alive#tongue out is a thing#rob james collier#rob james-collier#robert james collier#robert james-collier#daniel watson#joe quinn#joseph quinn#eddie munson#stranger things 4#stranger things#the inheritance#funny memes
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Everyone's eager to meet you.
#yellowjackets#yellowjacketsedit#lottienatedit#natalie scatorccio#lottie matthews#nataliescatorccioedit#lottiematthewsedit#mine#edit#*#scene*#sweat*#otp: you keep coming back alive don't you#otp#OK BUT WHY WAS THIS THE HOTTEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN#WHO SHOT THIS WHO TOLD JULIETTE TO DO THIS DID SHE CHOOSE THIS HERSELF#I NEED FUCKING A N S W E R S#(real talk i was like fine with lottienat before but didn't really ~see it personally but nOW)#((m*stynat is still my true otp but this was INSANE))
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tagged by @mecachrome and @albonoooo to put my on repeat on shuffle and make a poll! thanks, kaia and emy <333
this is .... mildly humiliating asjfaksjf; do you guys still think I'm fun even though I've been looping Punisher and The Record again??
no pressure tags: @newbromantics @oscarpiastriwdc @vegasgrandprix @omigodyall @barbiedemonaco
#mantra is extremely funny in this mix of things but i have decided it rules#jennie kim hottest woman alive etc etc#tag games
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geto suguru | motivation nsfw. spicy and wordy, minors do not interact. i'm a novice runner and know nothing about fencing but it suits suguru 💯
"breathe babe." his wonderful, sultry voice does nothing to ease the pressure of his hand focused on their mission. help massage and move the lactic acid building in your legs.
it's the side effect of being a runner. it's always painful, hence you tend to skip the massages offered by your trainers and foam roll your muscles (stopping before it hurts too much.)
but not under suguru geto's watch. he knows you have a big run tomorrow, a super duper, medal earning run. he's seen your dedication to the sport and is always amazed at the sheer discipline you have.
as a fellow athelete, he admires it. his sport, fencing, requires a different kind of focus but the little times he's jogged a 5k or 10k behind you really puts running into perspective. he remembers the soreness and ache. he's not going to let you run on achey muscles.
he moves down to your calves, gets a tense exhale and he knows you're going to protest. "we can do streteching in-ah, instead. dy-dynamic st-fuck that hurts." he barely hums before pulling your legs closer.
it moves your shorts higher, exposing the flesh of your bum, he makes a mental note to massage there last. the glutes and hips are vital to easy running and overall movement afterall.
he moves towards your achielles, aware this is a pretty sensitive spot for you and the shudder you realease is sinful.
he's not going to stop, he's found the knots, he's going to diligently knead them away. going to make sure you feel good, your legs feel strong. he won't be distracted by your noises.
it goes on for too long, the pain is less, but suguru's hands are warm. the constant movement and gentle praising is getting to you. "you're so dedicated." "almost done, you're being so good for me." "taking it so sweetly." " you're so amazing." "such a disciplined athelete." "how lucky am i?" "i get to call you mine." he's hands are slower, gentler. slowly his movement moves up, pulls you closer into his lap. your shorts bunching uncomfortably, it's a flimsy piece of fabric. leaving noting to imagination but it feels soft.
sugur's hands are now pushing into the space where your hamstrings meet your glutes. teasing the flesh, pulling and pushing with his thumbs.
"su...suguru." you huff, turning to catch his eyes and he's got a hand on your neck, pulling you up, straddling his lap, soft kisses to your lips and jaw.
the position hurts a little, your quads are still tight but you don't want him to know, don't want him massaging, want him to touch you instead.
"you said you'd make me feel good." you pout, he tries to steal more kisses. vaguely aware he needs to be at practice soon and you are not going to run a raise with bruised hips and his hand prints peaking under your run shorts. those are for his eyes only.
"i'm not done yet." hands on your hips moving to grab at your round flesh, gives your ass a really tight squeeze. "lie down for me yeah?"
trying to change suguru geto's mind is near impossible and you'd rather kiss him silly then hear another lecture about proper post-running routine. gosh, he sounds like a runner with all the research he's done on your sport.
a smile slips your lips as your stomach meets the pillow suguru has placed for you, and if you stretch your arms and it happens to push your hips and butt higher well, that's just you stretching. also part of a good post-run routine.
he gives you a small tsk before pushing your hips flat to the bed. straddles your legs and lets his hands start massaging your lower back, his thumbs move as a team up and down one side of your bum and then the next. your glutes are really tight and you relax into the movement. it feels nice.
when suguru notices your breathing slow and your muscles with less tension, he starts to move his thumbs under your shorts.
the fabric is mostly bunched into your crease anyways, if he's pulling it higher it's just so it fits better. he needs to massage closer to your lovely leaking opening as it is.
and if you moan at the tension, moan at the pull it's not your fault. he's so controlled, working you up so nicely, it's not your fault at all. you his lips on your lower back. then his tongue followed by his teeth and his voice is so deep when he asks, "ready? still want me to make you feel good?"
your nodidng is useless because he wants to hear your words. no point in swaying your hips, he holds them still. "suguru, please. you promised."
"such a pretty pretty thing." he lifts your hips up, pulls the shorts down, spreads your cheecks, thumbs dangerously pushing where you want him the most.
"l..like this suguru? is...this okay?" this angle is new, suddenly feeling shy you want to see him, need assurance.
you feel his entire body lie on top of you, the pressure welcome, you feel a certain bulge near your hips, so he is affectd too. he moves to the side of your body, his focus is on your reassurance, this is about you. he kisses the nape of your neck, a hand turns your face to his, lips on your cheeks and he's looking at you with so much adoration.
"we can stop and change if you want."
"you want to try this?" he nodds, " "promise. it'll feel really good." and he's so patient, waits for your decision, doesn't push or pull. hands moving to your low back, keeping you grounded.
"okay, kiss me more first please." it's so filthy, nothing prodigy fencer should know how to do. but suguru is special, selective, always a mystery and somehow you're his entire world.
he moves back down your body. pushes but never breaches his thumb into your wet, wanting, aching core. indulges in your tiny gasps, marks the top of your hamstring with a very nice hickey.
only pushes his thumb in once he completes a matching mark on your other hamstring. it's enough to fuel your need, you're so wet, you can feel it. his slow and steady in and out motion driving you mad.
"more, more, more."
he speeds up a little bit, deeper now, almost touching where you want him to, barely grazing it. so you try to help him, you push your hips back and he pulls his thumb out.
"no babe, this is my job." but both his thumbs are pushing the sides of your pussy. squeezing the lips together. you're moaning his name, burning.
"okay, oka-fuck." he pushes a thumb in again, the other starting to run small circles on your clit. it's so slow, it feels so good. the noises your making are absolutely criminal.
suguru is lost in trance, you're so wet. he can feel the heat on his hands, fuck the noises your making, the way you're saying his name like a prayer over and over.
he needs a taste. moves his thumb near your occupied hole, and laps at the delicious juices making a mess on his sheets.
he feels you twitch and tremble. "still babe, be good for me. i know you can." he knows it's mean, you've already been so good for him, he's been slowly bringing you to the edge and back.
"can't. need you, please pleas-ah." he replaces his thumb with a finger, followed by another and another. the quick sucession and stretch making you so full suddenly.
a thumb is back on your clit, moving faster. your hips moving on their own, your not saying coherent words anymore. he doesn't need you to. "that's right, that's right, you're so close."
he guides you throw it, his fingers reaching deep and full, constantly massage the sweetest spot and pushes you over the edge.
you feel his wet hands on your hips, his voice near your back as he leaves kisses up ad down your spine. "you did so well. made such pretty sounds for me." he pulls you close, spooning you perfectly. you're so relaxed, boneless.
"keep breathing babe."
♡
when your eyes peak open you're still in his bed, a blanket thrown over you and two glasses of cool water stand proudly on the bedside table. no stickyness or sweat lingers on your skin, he's changed you into one of his band tshirts and boxers that are suspisciously in your size.
the bathroom fan clicks off, suguru steps out of the shower looking better than any adonis you've googled. hair tied in a messy bun, towel wrapped low on his hips. he's shuffling to grab his training fit of the day before his eyes catch you.
the smile is so sweet, he's in your space instantly. running hair from your face, small kisses and praises. "you're gonna finish both of these, right?"
you frown at him. "hey, electrolytes and hydration are key fo-" you smush his face with a pillow. but take a big sip of the glass he's held out for you. "atta girl."
you help him chose his outfit, he rambles about his opponent and how training is going. when you stand you're surprised at the lack of soreness?
you fully expected to be comfortably sore, suguru is big, no matter the stretching you're always left a little sore after. fully expecting your hips to also ache from the firm grip suguru keeps when he's drilling you into the mattress but that's missing too.
"i'm not going to have you running side-to-side babe." he's done packing his gear as you follow him into the kitchen. "but, you didn't-?" "who says i didn't?"
the blush on your cheeks should be on his cheeks but he's busy making toast. this fine fine fine man is too much, too good, too nice. "but, i wanted to. i would've woken back-" "shush. i'm not the one running a marathon tomorrow."
"don't remind me. though I should get a new PR, that would be fun. you'll be there?"
always, is on the tip of his tongue but that's after. both of you need to finish the compeitions first. "of course. with your favorite smoothie and fries."
he has you smiling and you cling to him until he really needs to go. "stab the guy and come home kick!"
"always so violent babe." "it's the same jerk who cut your lip. a stab is the least he desreves."
he smiles, shaking his head and pulling you in for a final hug and kiss. "what's my reward if I get a new PR?" you tease. "going to be hard to top my reward for sticking to my training goals."
"i've got a few ideas."
#geto suguru fic#suguro geto fic#jjk x reader#fencer!suguru#runner!reader#april writes#he's the hottest thing alive#geto suguru motivation
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ekky only choosing forsy for eye candy is another example of fork found in kitchen and he has to keep up his shirt off quote quotas even if forsy has now shown off his body to the masses but also unfortunately just reads too much like this (how it feels auditioning as a drumer)
#so if youll need me i think ill be screaming into my hands#i said ekky bassist in a fugue state when the original clip of the pantrs band video came out#and then i remembered this tiktok and i just wept into my hands at how accurate it was#the one speaking is dan (bassist/vocals) so him immediately accepting tate (drummer) because he took his shirt off#tracks extensively in my little forsblad band au that ive been daydreaming about#also they just have multiple videos expanding upon the bassist and drummer having a thing so it really is not helping#one of the videos being “when the bassist and drummer are left alone”#and its just them giggling as tate teaches dan the drums by helping him (hes bad at drums) as lets get it on plays in the bg#anyways great band great body of work ive been listening to a lot as of late#have we considered pretty boy with pretty vocals bassist ekky and the new drummer they accepted because their old one quit on them#i just think forsy would look so hot in a muscle tee and a bandana as he stick his tongue out during sets#because hes pretty calmduring rehearsals but during lives a demon possesses him which means he becomes the hottest man alive#and have the most mmmmmmm (this is my crush on certain drummers speaking sorry guys)#theres a lot of fodder here mmmmmm yeah im gonna be thinking about this for the next month jesus christ
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☀️ seventeen sun & moon moodboards 🌙 ~ 11/13
SEUNGKWAN as the sun
"smile a lot. you are pretty enough now, so you have to love yourself more. okay?"
s.coups / jeonghan / joshua / jun / hoshi / wonwoo / woozi / the8 / mingyu / dk / seungkwan / vernon / dino
#svt#seventeen#seventeen moodboard#moodboard#seungkwan#boo seungkwan#hottest man alive: boo seungkwan#hes specifically sun showers#if there's 1 thing ab me its im gonna make verkwan match#FIN posts
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got to a point in my day to day life where i feel like if i lower all my expectations for everything ever and cut every single hopeful thought i can come up with that will With No Doubt become a whole Thing that turns into Anxiety and Regret and Desperation and finally Shame for Hoping (like. "good things could happen sure. whatever. if they don't it's not like i was expecting anything anyway lol") things would be easier for me. and it's like really sad and depressing to think that and i haven't stopped shaking today and i feel this intense need to start crying but i'm also just like lol whatever!! you know :)
#txt#i think i'm doing fine does it sound like it :)#ugh i just . want my mind to be in silence and let me live my life#i think i should go stand in the shower and cry rn#and i've been explaining to my dad like he read my file and he was like you never said that thougha nd i was like i thought i was just craz#and i just have to explain to him how hard everything is all the time and how it feels like the world is Constantly closing in on me#and like EVERYTHING feels so big all the time i just want things to feel small like can they Not matter#like sure they can matter a little but to me in my brain specifically can they not. so i can go through life without feeling like i'm going#>to faint all the time. but whatever. sorry 4the rant i am INDEED going 2 take the hottest shower i can physically take w/o burning alive#does anyone know if things will be okay tomorrow
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I want to ride this cowboy ☺️
#val kilmer#i need him#i love him so much#i want him#he has my heart#the sexiest man alive#hottest man alive#such a gorgeous man#i want to ride him#i want to have sex with him so bad#I really wish that I could meet him#i want to hug him#i want to kiss him#the things i would let him do to me
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So Sweet. So Lucky.
If you haven't had the chance to read it, here it is. I would have written the letters too. And probably cried.
You'll have to copy and paste the link - sorry!
https://diaryofamanicurist.blogspot.com
Cari the manicurist and her beautiful day with Izzy Stradlin.
#izzy stradlin#guns n roses#sweet cari the manicurist#man of my dreams#teach me a thing or two izzy#he's a cold heartbreaker#hottest man alive#I wanna take a nap on the tour bus with this guy
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#i miss my wife :((((((
Would you be willing to write something about your wife? 😇
i’m getting to this so late anon i’m sorry 💔💔 (for reference the wife in question is kenjaku <33) BUT I’M SO GLAD U ASKED HEHEHEHE >:33 here are two sneak-peeks of the kenny fic i’m working on, i think i’m gonna focus on it for the next couple weeks !!
it’s alr one of my faves out of the concepts i’ve written so far :33 … excited excited 🌱🌱
#im a lil worried abt this one solely bc i dont think many ppl will read it :’3 and it’s very special to me yk ??#BUT its also a good thing bc it gets me out of that “notes = good writing” mindset !!!!#shoutout to best friend’s brother!kenny for being the hottest man alive btw#got me so down bad this fic ended up the tiniest bit suggestive (VERY big deal for ari)…#tysm for asking anon <333 i’m always so happy to interact w fellow kenny stans !! ily !!!#ask tag ✩
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the lore™️
#18 year old bex thought dirty beat up woohyun was the hottest man alive#she also thought that scorpion dance move was the coolest thing she had ever seen#i watched this one a lot 🤭#pre the chaser this was maybe my fave mv of theirs#this or be mine i think#infinite#video#bex.text
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UUUHHHMMM...JMJM..M.M.M
Hi Jil 🥰
IAKIKGM IM SO FUCKIGN AWKAE I JUST WOKE UP INJEUTOWOERUOU.............................................................
#NAHHH NAH I GOTTA I GOTTA I#BRO I JUST WOKE UP ITS 10AM#GOOD MORNING WOMEN 🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞 🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻#OHMYOGD SHE IS SI GORGEOUS WHAT THE HELL OBYMGOD............ SHE#SHES SO..... SHES SO GORGEOUS WTF..........#the kissy did something to you ... damn.. damn#THE HOT FLORIST AT THE CORNER 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️#im speechless bee WHAT THE FUCK#YOU DRAW HANDSOME RHYS AND NOW YOU DRAW THE HOTTEST FLORIST ALIVE MF LAYLA IS SO PRETTY AKDKRKRKKAK-??;?;?????#i will. cry#i will cry beo whqtth#not to assume or anything but are layla and rhys that fucking attractive ..... woaw... amazing.... thank you DNA#THIS IS . SUCH A NICE THING TO WAKE UP TO.... THANK YOU SO MUCH 😭😭😭😭😭#i gotta make this shit my pfp somewhere im gonna tjrow#THAYNTYOI SO MUCH BEE LIKE I CANT MAN welp time to draw her more🤩 AUAUAAUUAUAUAUAUAU#pov this is how layla looks like in rhys' eyes SHSHDBDBDHHDHS#AAAOUHAG HER EYES 🥺🥺🥺 SO BEAUTIFUL#shes so graceful you did her justice thank yyoiu .....#layla briar.oc#💚 for me#bee tag#~ mailbox
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so i'm going through this prompt list and assigning each to a fandom/ship i'd like to write, and...lol realized every single one of my m/f ships all have the same dynamic
it's all 'hottest woman on the planet/weirdest guy on the planet'
#mm and ff have the same thing also#two of the weirdest guys on the planet#and the two hottest women#this is actually so funny#what does this say about me#and the amount of toxicness involved has nothing to do with it#this applies whether it's a super fucked up ship or the fluffiest ship alive#hmmm#i'm like newton making his laws#time to just flip a coin i guess#nemali speaks
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?? 🤨
#your wife??? iconic sim bella goth??#good thing i checked if i had to change his preferences#imagine bella goth thinking hes the hottest man alive and he sees her as basic looking lol
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mood for the evening
#:)#was going through the phone i had from 2014 to 2019 and found a couple old selfies i took#and when i tell you i have never seen a more dead behind the eyes individual swamped in despair in my life#like a little jpeg of me aged 20 should NOT have contained as palpable a misery aura as it did. and yet#anyway it's insane how much i have genuinely improved as a human being in the last 18 months#on and off i've been jokingly calling my self improvement process a miraculous resurrection but wholly and genuinely i think that did happe#like. the me now looks way more alive + happy than maybe i ever have in my whole life????#also what's insane is that in these pictures of me from ages 17-22 i look a million times older and wearier than i do now in my mid 20s#moral of the story is resurrection is THE hottest thing a bitch can do#idk just. very glad i didn't succumb to the pall that had been cast over me for the majority of my life#i am very glad i am alive here and now despite it all. i certainly never believed it lmfao
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How I looked at someone after they called Pedro Pascal "old, weird, and unattractive."
#literally what were they on#hes literally the hottest man alive#i literally shouldve slapped them#but we all say things we will live to regret#zaddy pedro#pedro pascal#pedro is daddy#silva strange way of life#strange way of life
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