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I made this meme, you're free to share it with anybody 😎
(a big thanks to @papa-evershed for feeding us everyday 🫶)
#british men#hottest thing alive#tongue out is a thing#rob james collier#rob james-collier#robert james collier#robert james-collier#daniel watson#joe quinn#joseph quinn#eddie munson#stranger things 4#stranger things#the inheritance#funny memes
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Everyone's eager to meet you.
#yellowjackets#yellowjacketsedit#lottienatedit#natalie scatorccio#lottie matthews#nataliescatorccioedit#lottiematthewsedit#mine#edit#*#scene*#sweat*#otp: you keep coming back alive don't you#otp#OK BUT WHY WAS THIS THE HOTTEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN#WHO SHOT THIS WHO TOLD JULIETTE TO DO THIS DID SHE CHOOSE THIS HERSELF#I NEED FUCKING A N S W E R S#(real talk i was like fine with lottienat before but didn't really ~see it personally but nOW)#((m*stynat is still my true otp but this was INSANE))
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ekky only choosing forsy for eye candy is another example of fork found in kitchen and he has to keep up his shirt off quote quotas even if forsy has now shown off his body to the masses but also unfortunately just reads too much like this (how it feels auditioning as a drumer)
#so if youll need me i think ill be screaming into my hands#i said ekky bassist in a fugue state when the original clip of the pantrs band video came out#and then i remembered this tiktok and i just wept into my hands at how accurate it was#the one speaking is dan (bassist/vocals) so him immediately accepting tate (drummer) because he took his shirt off#tracks extensively in my little forsblad band au that ive been daydreaming about#also they just have multiple videos expanding upon the bassist and drummer having a thing so it really is not helping#one of the videos being “when the bassist and drummer are left alone”#and its just them giggling as tate teaches dan the drums by helping him (hes bad at drums) as lets get it on plays in the bg#anyways great band great body of work ive been listening to a lot as of late#have we considered pretty boy with pretty vocals bassist ekky and the new drummer they accepted because their old one quit on them#i just think forsy would look so hot in a muscle tee and a bandana as he stick his tongue out during sets#because hes pretty calmduring rehearsals but during lives a demon possesses him which means he becomes the hottest man alive#and have the most mmmmmmm (this is my crush on certain drummers speaking sorry guys)#theres a lot of fodder here mmmmmm yeah im gonna be thinking about this for the next month jesus christ
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☀️ seventeen sun & moon moodboards 🌙 ~ 11/13
SEUNGKWAN as the sun
"smile a lot. you are pretty enough now, so you have to love yourself more. okay?"
s.coups / jeonghan / joshua / jun / hoshi / wonwoo / woozi / the8 / mingyu / dk / seungkwan / vernon / dino
#svt#seventeen#seventeen moodboard#moodboard#seungkwan#boo seungkwan#hottest man alive: boo seungkwan#hes specifically sun showers#if there's 1 thing ab me its im gonna make verkwan match#FIN posts
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He’s everything that I would want in a significant other.
#val kilmer#he’s so handsome#he’s so sexy#he’s so hot#i love him so much#he makes me feel so many things#the sexiest man alive#the hottest man alive#i want him#i want to kiss him#i want to hug him#the things i would let him do to me#his smile is everything#he lives in my head rent free#val <3#boyfriend material#husband material
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got to a point in my day to day life where i feel like if i lower all my expectations for everything ever and cut every single hopeful thought i can come up with that will With No Doubt become a whole Thing that turns into Anxiety and Regret and Desperation and finally Shame for Hoping (like. "good things could happen sure. whatever. if they don't it's not like i was expecting anything anyway lol") things would be easier for me. and it's like really sad and depressing to think that and i haven't stopped shaking today and i feel this intense need to start crying but i'm also just like lol whatever!! you know :)
#txt#i think i'm doing fine does it sound like it :)#ugh i just . want my mind to be in silence and let me live my life#i think i should go stand in the shower and cry rn#and i've been explaining to my dad like he read my file and he was like you never said that thougha nd i was like i thought i was just craz#and i just have to explain to him how hard everything is all the time and how it feels like the world is Constantly closing in on me#and like EVERYTHING feels so big all the time i just want things to feel small like can they Not matter#like sure they can matter a little but to me in my brain specifically can they not. so i can go through life without feeling like i'm going#>to faint all the time. but whatever. sorry 4the rant i am INDEED going 2 take the hottest shower i can physically take w/o burning alive#does anyone know if things will be okay tomorrow
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So Sweet. So Lucky.
If you haven't had the chance to read it, here it is. I would have written the letters too. And probably cried.
You'll have to copy and paste the link - sorry!
https://diaryofamanicurist.blogspot.com
Cari the manicurist and her beautiful day with Izzy Stradlin.
#izzy stradlin#guns n roses#sweet cari the manicurist#man of my dreams#teach me a thing or two izzy#he's a cold heartbreaker#hottest man alive#I wanna take a nap on the tour bus with this guy
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#i miss my wife :((((((
Would you be willing to write something about your wife? 😇
i’m getting to this so late anon i’m sorry 💔💔 (for reference the wife in question is kenjaku <33) BUT I’M SO GLAD U ASKED HEHEHEHE >:33 here are two sneak-peeks of the kenny fic i’m working on, i think i’m gonna focus on it for the next couple weeks !!
it’s alr one of my faves out of the concepts i’ve written so far :33 … excited excited 🌱🌱
#im a lil worried abt this one solely bc i dont think many ppl will read it :’3 and it’s very special to me yk ??#BUT its also a good thing bc it gets me out of that “notes = good writing” mindset !!!!#shoutout to best friend’s brother!kenny for being the hottest man alive btw#got me so down bad this fic ended up the tiniest bit suggestive (VERY big deal for ari)…#tysm for asking anon <333 i’m always so happy to interact w fellow kenny stans !! ily !!!#ask tag ✩
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the lore™️
#18 year old bex thought dirty beat up woohyun was the hottest man alive#she also thought that scorpion dance move was the coolest thing she had ever seen#i watched this one a lot 🤭#pre the chaser this was maybe my fave mv of theirs#this or be mine i think#infinite#video#bex.text
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UUUHHHMMM...JMJM..M.M.M
Hi Jil 🥰
IAKIKGM IM SO FUCKIGN AWKAE I JUST WOKE UP INJEUTOWOERUOU.............................................................
#NAHHH NAH I GOTTA I GOTTA I#BRO I JUST WOKE UP ITS 10AM#GOOD MORNING WOMEN 🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞 🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻#OHMYOGD SHE IS SI GORGEOUS WHAT THE HELL OBYMGOD............ SHE#SHES SO..... SHES SO GORGEOUS WTF..........#the kissy did something to you ... damn.. damn#THE HOT FLORIST AT THE CORNER 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️#im speechless bee WHAT THE FUCK#YOU DRAW HANDSOME RHYS AND NOW YOU DRAW THE HOTTEST FLORIST ALIVE MF LAYLA IS SO PRETTY AKDKRKRKKAK-??;?;?????#i will. cry#i will cry beo whqtth#not to assume or anything but are layla and rhys that fucking attractive ..... woaw... amazing.... thank you DNA#THIS IS . SUCH A NICE THING TO WAKE UP TO.... THANK YOU SO MUCH 😭😭😭😭😭#i gotta make this shit my pfp somewhere im gonna tjrow#THAYNTYOI SO MUCH BEE LIKE I CANT MAN welp time to draw her more🤩 AUAUAAUUAUAUAUAUAU#pov this is how layla looks like in rhys' eyes SHSHDBDBDHHDHS#AAAOUHAG HER EYES 🥺🥺🥺 SO BEAUTIFUL#shes so graceful you did her justice thank yyoiu .....#layla briar.oc#💚 for me#bee tag#~ mailbox
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so i'm going through this prompt list and assigning each to a fandom/ship i'd like to write, and...lol realized every single one of my m/f ships all have the same dynamic
it's all 'hottest woman on the planet/weirdest guy on the planet'
#mm and ff have the same thing also#two of the weirdest guys on the planet#and the two hottest women#this is actually so funny#what does this say about me#and the amount of toxicness involved has nothing to do with it#this applies whether it's a super fucked up ship or the fluffiest ship alive#hmmm#i'm like newton making his laws#time to just flip a coin i guess#nemali speaks
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?? 🤨
#your wife??? iconic sim bella goth??#good thing i checked if i had to change his preferences#imagine bella goth thinking hes the hottest man alive and he sees her as basic looking lol
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mood for the evening
#:)#was going through the phone i had from 2014 to 2019 and found a couple old selfies i took#and when i tell you i have never seen a more dead behind the eyes individual swamped in despair in my life#like a little jpeg of me aged 20 should NOT have contained as palpable a misery aura as it did. and yet#anyway it's insane how much i have genuinely improved as a human being in the last 18 months#on and off i've been jokingly calling my self improvement process a miraculous resurrection but wholly and genuinely i think that did happe#like. the me now looks way more alive + happy than maybe i ever have in my whole life????#also what's insane is that in these pictures of me from ages 17-22 i look a million times older and wearier than i do now in my mid 20s#moral of the story is resurrection is THE hottest thing a bitch can do#idk just. very glad i didn't succumb to the pall that had been cast over me for the majority of my life#i am very glad i am alive here and now despite it all. i certainly never believed it lmfao
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I want to ride this cowboy ☺️
#val kilmer#i need him#i love him so much#i want him#he has my heart#the sexiest man alive#hottest man alive#such a gorgeous man#i want to ride him#i want to have sex with him so bad#I really wish that I could meet him#i want to hug him#i want to kiss him#the things i would let him do to me
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How I looked at someone after they called Pedro Pascal "old, weird, and unattractive."
#literally what were they on#hes literally the hottest man alive#i literally shouldve slapped them#but we all say things we will live to regret#zaddy pedro#pedro pascal#pedro is daddy#silva strange way of life#strange way of life
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For my best friend (you’re welcome bitch)
#criminal minds#spencer reid#mathew gray gubler#mgg#he’s so fine#hottest man alive#the things i want him to do to me
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