#hotman zuko

[katballesteros]

Hotman Zuko doing the Dancing Dragon

[thatonedudeinthecorner]

His ass does not pay attention enough to know all of their genders. Toph wears baggy clothes, he squinted at her and went “yeah that’s a boy. Or boy adjacent. Probably.” and moved on. Ally???

[gurinpotte]

evidence dump of the brain altering that rewatching atla for the first time as an adult has caused in the past few weeks

[queen-morgana91]

MY FAVORITE ZUKO/AANG SCENE

why this mf is clapping? 😭 AANG IS SOOO 😭 😭

Now he stopped being "nice" and he genuinely got bored lol

and of course now he's trolling him and zuko is aware of it IMAO

They are funny asf i love them 😂

[flameo-hotman]

Zuko is autistic and his season one hyper interest was hunting the avatar. I can not be convinced otherwise.

[discordiansamba]

incredibly funny kyoshi twins AU thought: Aang's traveling the world with two pairs of siblings who have never left their remote homelands. he's literally the only member of the group who has ever traveled at all. this does not get any better when they pick up Toph.

[fukia]

ARISE MY JETKO SHIPPERS

[callonpeevesie]

The "I want you to dance with me" scene with older zukaang

@zukaangweek day 2: firebending masters/dancing

[ikol-art]

I only just realized I never posted my double sided Zuko keychain here whoops

[angustully]

i'm my father's spitting image

and i spit upon the mirror

i see the old man's still here

[thisdonutguy]

Please don’t

[flannelepicurean]

Aang: Flamey-o, hotman!

Zuko: [froths, growls, snarls]

Aang: WHOA, buddy. Looks like you got a bad bad case of the Zoomies.

Zuko: [pauses furniture-chewing]

Aang, firmly: And whadda we do when we get the Zoomies, Zuko?

[A pause]

Aang, jubilant: ThaaaAAAAT'S RIGHT! WE GO OUTSIDE!!! C'mon, Zu-Zoomie!!!

Sokka, from nowhere: Let's put the ZU and ME

Aang: And me!

Sokka: in the

Zuko, grabbing the Zoomie Bag: I get it, I get it, okay?! Now let's go, before they catch on!

Aang, bewildered: Before who catches on?

Sokka, bewildered: Catches on to what?

Zuko, blasting a flaming hole in the outer wall: OOPS, BETTER RUN. THE COPS'LL BE HERE ANY MINUTE.

Sokka, dashing after the Zuko now diving into open air: ZUKO, NOOO!!!

Zuko: ZUKO, YES!!! YIP YIP!!!

Sokka, shaming Aang with his facial expression alone: ... It's your fault it turned into the Zoomie-Boomies THIS time.

More reasons why Zuko being the Firelord is objectively the funniest thing on earth:

HES SEVENTEEN

He hasn’t been civilised in 4 years, his entire teenage experience consists of living on a boat and sleeping rough. The most stable bed he has was probably in Ba Sing Se he probably will just nap anywhere.

He has customer service experience which means he probably uses his customer service voice on his minsters.

Additionally he probably just wanders into to kitchen to get his own snacks and tea because he forgets what servants do.

He probably has no idea why he can’t just chase after an assassin he used to hunt the avatar for Agnis sake why is the captain of the guard demanding he stay in his room he’ll find the guy first (he’s probably right)

Katara probably has a free pass on Eco terrorism because what’s he going to do challenge her, she’ll beat his ass.

If he saw a minster doing something shady he will either invite lady Beifong to detect their BS or commit B&E and look for evidence himself.

He somehow found a baby dragon and raises it.

He will be far to willing to give Kyoshi island anything they want cause he feels bad and Suki scares him.

He randomly insisted on giving some earth kingdom village 100 ostrich horses.

The Avatar will just show up call him Hotman and demand the go on adventures and the Firelord will just dip because he’s been confined to long and has the Zoomies.

He takes far to much advice from Sokka and will genuinely believe if someone doesn’t get Sokkas plans they must be an idiot because Sokka is 16.

Sokka and Zuko also get into a lot of teenage rebellion phases by accident.

Toph just walks in breaks a wall of his palace and demands a field trip that always involves the Firelord having to explain himself to the cops.

He somehow knows every dangerous teen in the world and they all come for tea uninvited.

He has broken into both the NWT and Ba Sing Se.

He has a really well documented facial scar and official portraits but still disappears to be Lee the tea guy like no one knows.

HES SEVENTEEN.

[wileycap]

Selected Excerpts From The Fire Nation Royal Palace Servants' (Unofficial) Handbook

Or: Revisions To Normal Protocol After The Ascension Of Agni's Exalted Flame, The Dragon Of The Sun, et cetera, Fire Lord Zuko

1. Agni's Exalted Flame, The Dragon Of The Sun, et cetera, Fire Lord Zuko should not be referred to by his full titles and styles, no matter the context. This appears to annoy him. "Fire Lord Zuko" and "Lord Zuko" are acceptable, as well as "your majesty" and "my Lord".

1.1 "Lord Hotman", however, is unacceptable.

1.2. Even if the Avatar specifically requests you to address Fire Lord Zuko as that.

1.3. In fact, any attempts by the Avatar, the Lady Beifong, the honorable Tribesman Sokka or even Master Katara to get you to address Fire Lord Zuko by anything other than his proper title should be disregarded.

1.4. Referring to Ozai of the Fire Nation (titles rmvd, dishon.) as "The Loser Lord", however, is acceptable.

2. Fire Lord Zuko is aware of the concept of mortality, but does not seem to understand how it relates to His Majesty. Following activities should be discouraged: Free climbing, glider usage, contact with exotic animals larger than a turtleduck (or smaller, if the animal is known to be venomous), amateur theatre productions, cooking, sailing, spelunking, botany, please see full list in the Matron's office.

2.1. It should be noted that His Majesty's belief that mortality does not apply to him does not appear to be completely unfounded. After several "close calls", it has been decided that upon his demise, Fire Lord Zuko should lie in state for at least two weeks.

2.1.1. We do not want another incident.

3. The turtleducks in the Western Pond do not need to be fed by the servants any more.

3.1. However, the turtleducks should be rotated out at regular intervals in order to prevent overfeeding.

4. At any official social functions, at least three servants should be vigilant in case His Majesty tries to tell a joke.

4.1. It should be noted that there is no concern for His Majesty's jokes being offensive, crass or otherwise contrary to good taste. They are simply very bad. His Majesty always ends up embarrassed.

5. Any children left unattended in the Royal Palace for more than 15 degrees can be retrieved from the Fire Lord's office.

6. Should His Majesty go missing, the following places should be searched: roofs and any high places, cellars and secret passages, the fur of the Avatar's sky bison (which is surprisingly deep), and every place that an ordinary five-year-old would think to hide in during a game of "Hide and Explode."

6.1. All of the Imperial Firebenders as well as any soldier who wears a mask during the course of their duties should be questioned.

6.1.1. Important note: Some of the soldiers who are especially close to His Majesty can perform a passable imitation of him. Efforts should be made to prevent an uneducated soldier from, say, conducting a meeting with the Minister of Agriculture.

6.2. After the recent incident, that list is expanded to include the Kyoshi Warriors and any other groups that might wear concealing full face paint.

6.3. If all of these measures prove ineffective, a letter should be sent to The Dragon of the West, Prince Iroh, asking His Highness to return His Majesty.

6.4. If a ransom note is delivered, it should be immediately checked against the handwriting samples from the honorable Tribesman Sokka as well as Avatar Aang, before any other actions are taken.

6.4.1. Replying "Good luck, he's your problem now" to a ransom note is absolutely unacceptable.

6.4.1.1. To further drive home the point, the Royal Archives are required by law to preserve every single piece of royal correspondence. That thing will end up in a museum.

This handbook will be updated should it prove necessary.

[flameo-hotman]

Drew a quick Zuko to see if I could still draw people after not drawing people for an age

I did not do the background though. Just grabbed a pic of cherry trees and blurred it.

All in all, I quite like how this piece turned out.

[biitchcakes]

@revenantinflames said: [TEXT] - are you awake? ― 𝐓𝐄𝐗𝐓𝐒 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒 ― ACCEPTING

6 a.m. Jessica's one eye remained closed as the other barely cracked to read his message.

At this hour ? She was either in for something incredibly fun or a disappointly miserable experience. Fingers crossing for the former and not for some Hellish new mission, Jess replied. She'd never hoped for a booty call this much in her life.

[ ✉ ⤷ pretty boy 💘 : ] That depends. [ ✉ ⤷ pretty boy 💘 : ] If it's an invite to your bed, I'm awake. If we have to jet off somewhere for S.H.I.E.L.D or Reed, then... [ ✉ ⤷ pretty boy 💘 : ] 😴😴

[therossgarden]

Omg I love this so much already😭

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