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Hotel Café Royal, Regent Street, LONDON, UK 🇬🇧 🥂🍾

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Cafe Royal Hotel, London

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Coronation Capitalism

U.K. Expects Big Turnout for King Charles III Coronation

The coronation of King Charles III is expected to bring close to 3 million visitors to London this May, bringing billions of pounds of cash to help the city’s tourist economy recover from the pandemic. Last year, the U.K. brought in almost 30 million tourists, still nearly a third below the 2019 numbers. Tourism is far from London’s only industry, but it’s a large enough one that a drop like that…

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| Tarot Cards: Places they represent |

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We reached 300 followers! And I'm gonna do a special for you guys because I seriously am so grateful for all of your support. My blog has been growing so fast and I literally never expected to be where I am today. Thank you! ♡

This post will be a little different to my usual stuff. I was thinking I might start a series like this where I give some tips on how to read your tarot! I'll also include the sources I use at the end in case you wanted to check those out too.

Anyway, here is a list of places that the cards represent ♡

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1. Magician - Kitchen, labatory, shows, music, magic, performances

2. High Priestess - Secret place, secret society, library, somewhere quiet, reading rooms, theatre, halls

3. Empress - Old/stately homes, old school building, old hospital building, boutique, beauty parlor, restaurants

4. Emperor - Royal palace, business establishments, schools, univerisity

5. Heirophant - Church, univeristy, temple, place of worship, corporate building

6. Lovers - Sweet shop, date locations, love hotel, honeymoon places

7. Chariot - Car ralley, racing fixtures, garages, horse racing, highway

8. Strength - Zoo, petting zoos, gym, fitness studios

9. Hermit - Cave, retreat centres, hill walking

10. Wheel - Ferris wheels, london eye, casino, lottery tickets, shops selling wheels

11. Justice - Court, arbitration offices, counselling institution, police department

12. Hanged Man - Bungee jumping, sky diving, thrilling activities

13. Death - Church yard, funeral parlor, butcher, cemetary

14. Temperance - Cocktail bar, queues, waiting rooms, chemist dispensary

15. Devil - Adult shops, clubs, casinos, brothel, strip clubs

16. Tower - Chop shops, tall buildings, skyscrapers, stormy areas, fire

17. Star - Water, ocean, river, stargazing

18. Moon - Nighttime, stargazing, movie, stage, theatre

19. Sun - Birth centre, midwifery unti, hospital, holidays, tanning booths, abroad

20. Judgement - Rehabilitation centres, church, treament centres, spa

21. World - Airport, flying, dance studios

| MINOR ARCANA |

☁︎ 𝒔𝒘𝒐𝒓𝒅𝒔 ☁︎

Ace - Editor's room, skyscrapers, office, library, radio tower

Two - Statue of liberty, new york, seashore

Three - Hospital, rainy place, cloudy areas

Four - Bedroom, quiet places, funeral parlor

Five - Debate club, near water, themepark, competitive environments

Six - Boats, river, cruisers

Seven - Archery, secret location, casino, bomb shelter

Eight - Prison, therapy

Nine - Psychiatric hospital, confessional

Ten - Surgery room, accupuncture clinic, dentists

Page - Fraternity, rowdy places, sports arena

Knight - Windy places, windmills

Queen - Fenced off places, great walls, boundaries, spikes fences

King - Lawyers office

🕯 𝒘𝒂𝒏𝒅𝒔 🕯

Ace - Workshop, construction site

Two - Balcony, overseas, historical travel, boat

Three - Seaside, boat travel

Four - Fastfood, cafe, outdoors, wedding, celebration

Five - Sport centre, pool game

Six - Market, downtown, show, event, someone/something noticable

Seven - Competitive/violent environment

Eight - Road trip, highway

Nine - Competitive environment, barrier, wall, bouncer, high security

Ten - Workplace, labour, sweatshop

Page - Disco, dance, party

Knight - Hot and dry place, bonfire, abroad, holiday

Queen - Social events

King - Active place, fast moving environments

꒦꒷ 𝒄𝒖𝒑𝒔 ꒷꒦

Ace - Lake, pond, birdbath, birds

Two - Luxury, home, common dating places

Three - Bar, pub, party

Four - Under a tree, graveyard

Five - A place of regret, place of bad memories, hospital, flooded areas, bridge, after party cleanup, alone in a bar

Six - Flourists, schoolyard, playground, nostalgic places

Seven - Highup places, views, drug suppliers, spots where people do drugs, drug shops

Eight - Bookstore, library, cave, quiet

Nine - Bar, party, pub, dinner, home

Ten - Family gatherings, park, outdoor, bbq party

Page - Aquariums, fish tanks, sea parks

Knight - Picnics, peaceful/romantic areas

Queen - Bathtub with cancles, home, skinny dipping, swimming

King - Beach, lake

˗ˏˋ 𝒑𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒂𝒄𝒍𝒆𝒔 ˎˊ˗

Ace - Dispensary, bank, currency exchange centre

Two - Circus, arcade, carnival

Three - Fashion show runway, art gallery, boutique, museum

Four - Uncle scrooge's home, gold reserves, saferoom, secret hideout, vault

Five - The streets, people living in powerty, homeless spots,

Six - Pawn shops, currency exchange shops, trade stores

Seven - Nursery, orchard

Eight - workshop, construction site

Nine - Gardens, green parks

Ten - Market

Page - Field, farm, family business

Knight - Workplace, chores, school

Queen - Home, nursery room

King - Bank manager's office

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19 June 2023

The Imperial Metropolis

London 19 June 2023

So I was just settling into bed tonight, thinking about what I needed to do tomorrow, when I had an inkling that I’d forgotten to do something. Something important. Now, I’d had my meds, so it wasn’t that, I’d eaten dinner, showered, all that good stuff, so what could it be?

Oh. Right. Log.

I woke up very early this morning to get the train from Edgware to Victoria, meeting the group at our hotel just before nine. We proceeded from there to Westminster Cathedral, briefly exploring that building and looking at the Martyr’s Memorial within, before carrying on to the somewhat more famous Westminster Abbey. After a brief interrogation of the statuary on Parliament Square, we went inside.

I highly doubt Westminster Abbey needs an introduction - it’s Britain’s most famous church, and dozens of kings and dignitaries are buried inside. To this day, Britain’s heroes are commemorated in these hallowed walls - Isaac Newton lies next to Stephen Hawking, and there’s Prime Ministers from Pitt to Wilson. It’s absolutely packed, of course, but I’d say it’s well worth a look. The main reason we visited, of course, was the Tomb of the Unknown Warrior, the representative of all Britain’s (and previously the Empire’s) war dead. It is interesting, considering the secular nature of most WWI commemoration, just how Christian the tomb is - but I suppose it ought to be, given its place in an abbey. Still, one must remember that he ostensibly represents the Catholic and Jewish soldiers of Britain, not to mention the Hindus and Muslims of the Indian Army.

After the Abbey, we proceeded up Whitehall, looking at the Cenotaph, the Women’s Cenotaph for the Second World War, and the statue of Field Marshal Haig. We went through Horse Guards (Life Guards on duty today) and observed the memorial to the Foot Guards, and then carried on via the Royal Marines Memorial next to Admiralty Arch (a Boer War Memorial, as I can’t escape my thesis topic) to Trafalgar Square. We broke for lunch here, and I had mine in the crypt beneath St. Martin’s in the Field church. It was a nice little cafe, and only a few sandbags and posters away from looking like something right out of the Blitz. Maybe I shouldn’t give them ideas.

After lunch, we looked at the Edith Cavell Memorial. Cavell, for the uninitiated, was a British nurse in Belgium shot for supposed espionage on 12 October 1915 - the monument is tall and heroic, a real ‘King and Country’ sort of thing; the words are even emblazoned on it. This makes the addition of a quote from Cavell in the 1920s - “Patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred in my heart for anybody.” - a rather curious juxtaposition. Still, it is well worth a look if one is at Trafalgar Square.

From St. Martin’s, we walked down to the Victoria Embankment Park, where a small memorial to the Imperial Camel Corps is situated. There was a brief discussion of Australian troops on leave in London, and then we carried on back up to the Strand and over to Australia House. Australia House, they say, is ‘our house’ in London; but security arrangements had fallen through, preventing us from going inside. Canada and New Zealand, we were told, are not so paranoid about security, and we would have had no problem going inside.

On the other side of the road was the St. Clement Danes Church, which served as a centre for Anzac and Armistice Day services for Australians in London during the interwar years. Today it’s the official church of the Royal Air Force. Statues of Air Marshals Dowding and ‘Bomber’ Harris stand sentinel outside, and the floor is marked with the crests of various RAF, RAAF, RCAF, RNZAF and affiliated squadrons. A panel lists the RAF’s VC and GC holders - notably Guy Gibson, commander of the Dams Raid in May 1943. Gibson’s been in the news lately - the conversion of RAF Scampton into a refugee torture chamb- I mean internment centre has placed his office and the grave of his dog under threat. Many people are very emotional about this grave - yet, in an absurdly farcical situation, they absolutely cannot mention it’s name. (The dog was black. The name rhymed with trigger. I’m sure you can put this one together.)

We broke up shortly after, and after a quick visit to Foyles and a brief rest at the hotel, I went with the professor and a few others to Skygarden. This is basically a garden and cafe on top of a skyscraper, and the views are spectacular. Best of all, entry is free. On the way home I fell down the stairs at Monument, and now there’s a big lump on my left arm. These things happen I suppose.

Tomorrow, we head to Green Park to interrogate the memorials there, before spending the lion’s share of the day at the Imperial War Museum. If it goes anything like today did, it’ll be a blast.

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November 26th 1908 saw the birth of Charles Carmine Forte in Casalattico, Italy.

Baron Forte, as he was to become, worked in his relatives Italian cafe in the High Street, on his arrival in Scotland from Italy. He expanded a tiny London milk bar (snack bar), which he opened in 1934, into Trusthouse Forte PLC, a vast international enterprise that included highway service centres, restaurants, airport caterers, breweries, wine merchants, and a string of accommodations that ranged from the moderate-priced Travelodge motel chain to such luxury hotels as London’s Waldorf and Grosvenor House.

And what is all this got to with Scotland? Forte settled in Scotland at the age of four, where his father Rocco set up a cafe, he also worked at his Uncle Alfonso’s shop in my home town of Loanhed, although some sources say it was Rocco, his father who owned the shop, the Forte website says it was Alfonso.

There are Italian-Scots, all over Scotland, the Fortes had businesses in Stirling, Kelso, Biggar, Galashiels, Girvan, Broxburn, Jedburgh, Dunbar, Greenock, Dalkeith, Alloa and loads more places besides.

After his father bought a small hotel in Alloa young Charles attended Alloa Academy and then St. Joseph's College, Dumfries, he was then sent to Rome for two years before re-joining his family. He was 18 when he entered the family business, running a restaurant. The business progressed through a series of seaside resorts.

When he was 21, Forte was put in charge of a rundown cafe, the Venetian Lounge in Brighton. Within 12 months he had turned it into a profit-making outlet.

However, he had set his sights on London. With just £400, loans of £2000 from his family and a further £2000 bank loan, he bought a milk bar in Upper Regent Street. A concept he imported from America, it was a place where young people could socialise while lingering over non-alcoholic drinks and listening to the latest records.

The Strand Milk Bar Ltd. milk bar was the stepping stone Forte needed. In later years the café became the Four Seasons Restaurant and it was one site he would never sell.

By the time war broke out in 1939, Forte owned nine establishments in the centre of the capital and was known as Mr Piccadilly. He was interned on the Isle of Man, but after three months he was released to become an adviser to the Ministry of Food.

After the war he bought top London restaurants and hotels such as the Cafe Royal and Waldorf. In 1955 his company was awarded the first catering concession at Heathrow Airport. When the UK's first motorway opened in 1959, he began building a chain of 23 roadside catering areas.

His empire eventually had more than 800 hotels, in cities such as Paris, Geneva, Madrid and London, and a similar number of food outlets. In Britain alone he employed about 70,000 people.

When knighted in 1970 Lord Forte, who was five feet four inches in height, dubbed himself "the shortest knight of the year". He was also a Knight of the Grand Cross of the Italian Republic and was presented with a Papal Medal by Pope Pius XII. He received a medal from the French for what his firm had done at its Paris hotels, the George V, the Plaza Athenee and Tremoille, and the Spanish gave him a medal for his work at the Ritz in Madrid. In 1992, aged 83, he gave up the company to his son Rocco, who had succeeded him as chief executive in 1983.Forte ascribed his success to hard work and healthy living. He said work should be serious but fun, and satisfaction rather than profit was his main motivation.

Charles Forte passed away on February 28th, 2007 aged 98, he had already passed full control to his son Rocco in 1993, but soon the plc was faced with a hostile takeover bid from Granada. Ultimately, Granada succeeded with a £3.9 billion tender offer in January 1996, which left the family with about £350 million in cash, not bad for starting in a wee shop in a Scottish toon.

Rocco immediately went back into the hotel business and now has 14 hotels located in European cities, as well as beach resorts in Sicily and Apulia, and recent openings in Saudi Arabia and China. The most famous of his hotels in Scotland is The Balmoral at number one Princes Street Edinburgh.

Pics of of some of the Forte businesses can be found here https://www.fortefamilyhistory.com/Gallery/In_Business/index.html

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Movies I watched this Week #117 (Year 3/Week 13):

Victoria is an unusual low-budget, German crime thriller, and much to my surprise, my most interesting film of the week! It’s my second with lovely Spanish actress Laia Costa (after the romantic ‘Only you’), and my 8th ‘Single-take film’ (*).

The technical trickery for a 2+ hour long movie filmed in one long take by a single camera, wasn’t visually impressive, and definitely far from the artistic heights of ‘Russian Arc’, or ‘1917′. Basically, one nimble cameraman followed the developing story into clubs, rooftops, cars, streets, bars, and hotels without calling attention to itself.

Victoria is a young Spanish waitress in Berlin. After dancing all-night at a techno club, she meets a group of 4 small-time criminals, and hangs with them, getting drunk and stoned. Drawn to the aura of danger, she inexplicably agrees to join them, and ends up driving a stolen van for an adventure that quickly turns lethal.

The story itself didn’t gel until around the 45 minute mark. Just as I was ready to quit the movie, she sits down to a piano in an empty cafe, and after some coaxing from a guy, she beautifully plays one of Liszt Mephisto waltzes, disclosing that had studied music all her life, and had to give it up because she wasn’t good enough. From that point, the second half ‘tied the room together’ into an absorbing bundle. 8/10.

(*) After ‘Rope’, ‘Russian arc’, ‘Lost in London’, ‘Birdman’, ‘1917′, ‘Boiling Point’ and ‘Beyond the Infinite Two Minutes’.

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4 more with Léa Seydoux:

🍿 “... Some people, though talented, need help to thrive. They languish when left to their own devices...”

Léa Seydoux is so attractive that just watching her on the screen is like experiencing pure beauty, my definition of a superstar. My Wife's Romance is a slow psychological thriller about a woman whose husband disappears in mysterious circumstances. A different kind of a French drama, by a Tajik director, and with a parallel Tajik sub-plot. 7/10.

🍿 The Beautiful Person is a modernized teen drama adapted from an impenetrable 1678 historical novel. The many confusing intrigues of unrequited love among a group of 16 year-old high-schoolers and their teachers replace the complicated royal courtships of the classic story. But the only redeeming feature for me here was Seydoux’s ethereal beauty, which also effected everybody in the story who came in contact with her.

Strangely, both these two unrelated films ended with her saying the exact same sentence: “You will never see me again”. 2/10.

🍿 Prada: Candy, a 3 minute perfume ad, directed by Wes Anderson And Roman Coppola, about a threesome with Léa Seydoux, Umbrellas of Cherbourg-style.

🍿 Time doesn’t stand still, a meaningless artsy short film about caresses and goodbyes in one of them high-ceiling apartments of the good arrondissements.  

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First re-watch in 20+ years, Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon. Ang Lee’s wuxia fairy tale was the first foreign-language film to break the $100 million mark in the US. With the beatific Zhang Ziyi. (Photo Above).

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2 with French character actor Richard Bohringer:

🍿 It’s not very clear through the first half of the French story The Grand Highway what is it about; Innocence Lost when 2 kids love each other like in ‘Jeux interdits’? A childless couple who despises each other like ‘Le Chat’? Or a rural drama like the nostalgic ‘Jean de Florette’?

A 9-year-old Parisian boy is sent for a summer to a small village in Bretagne, while his pregnant mother waits to give birth. He stays with the mother’s friend and her husband, whose relationship is cold and hostile, and he's befriended by a wild 10-year-old girl who teaches him the ways of the world. It’s a beautiful, romantic and evocative drama. Highly recommended - 7/10.

🍿 Angelina Jolie’s gorgeous 4th film, By The Sea, is about voyeurism and depression, but it ended up being an empty vanity exercise. The glamorous and wealthy Jolie and Brad Pitt arrives at one of the most romantic spots on earth, a small Maltese village, and stay at a magnificent Mediterranean villa by the coast. Their relationship is in tatters, she’s withdrawn and he drinks. Then they discover a peephole to the next suite, and they can watch a newly-married couple having sex. Will this heal their unexplained funk?

You want to love it but they won’t let you. She doesn’t speak, so we never find out why. He’s a writer who can’t write. Has there ever been a convincing movie about a writer. This one is not. 3/10.

However, I always love it when movies are 100% symmetrical, when climaxes occur on the dot, at the 30-minute and 60-minute points. Here too, the delineating point of the story happens exactly at 1 hour and 1 minute (out of a 2 hours and two minutes), when they start watching together the young couple next door fucking.  

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Enchanted April, another entry in the popular sub-genre of romantic travelogues to the Mediterranean areas of Italy, or the south of France. But the story of 4 different London women in the 1920′s who decide to rent an Italian villa on their own was not a feminist tale of emancipation and discovery, rather a boring class-based mush. My second mediocre film from Mike Newell (after the horrible ‘Love in the time of cholera’). 2/10.

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The Killers X 4:

🍿 The killers (1946), my first film noir by Robert Siodmak. With Burt Lancaster (in his film debut) waiting fatalistically for death in his room, and Ava Gardner in her breakthrough role. The lead gets murdered in the opening scene, and the story is then told all in flash-backs. Got me wanting to watch ‘Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid’ again.

🍿 Re-reading the Hemingway short story on which the movie was based on, it’s obvious that the only part of the plot from the original story are the first 15 minutes, which have the best dialogue in the whole movie.

🍿 Don Siegel’s harsh remake transferred the Noir menace into the sunny racetracks of Rialto, CA. The very short Hemingway notion about a guy laying on a bed in a room who doesn’t run away from death, was completely removed here, and instead turned into a gory and violent pulp. Terrific 1964 pop-vibes with professional hit-men Lee Marvin and partner as the clear inspirations to Vincent Vega and Jules Winnfield.

But just seeing Evil Empire Ronald Reagan getting slapped is worth the price of admission.

🍿 There is also a 1956 Russian version of The killers, Andrei Tarkovsky very first short, directed when he was a student at a Moscow film school. He plays the second customer who comes to the bar.

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The Woman in the Window by Fritz Lang, another nightmarish film noir - actually the film that originated the term itself. A terrific suspense story about “respectable” professor Edward G. Robinson, who “strays” by accepting an offer for a drink with a woman not his wife, and MUST PAY FOR IT WITH HIS LIFE!

The trailer.

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Night Will Fall is a documentary about a documentary. It chronicles the making of ‘German Concentration Camps Factual Survey’, an official British documentary film on the Nazi concentration camps, which was based on actual footage shot by the Allied forces in 1945. Alfred Hitchcock’s was brought in from Hollywood to complete the original which would make it his only documentary. However, due to changing politics after the liberation, the original film was abandoned uncompleted, shelved and forgotten for 70 years.

Both films contain harrowing footage of the most gruesome atrocities as they were first discovered in Bergen-Belsen, Auschwitz, Majdanek and Dachau. 9/10. 

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Curiosity-Find!

The Poor Man of Nippur (2019) is the World’s First Film Made in Babylonian, the Language of Ancient Mesopotamia. It’s an adaptation of an old Akkadian story dating from around 1500 BC, found on an archeological site in Turkey. It tells the story of the three-fold revenge which the destitute Gimil-Ninurta wreaks on the local Mayor after the latter wrongs him. The film version of this ancient text is a creation of students from Trinity Collage and Cambridge Assyriology Department. The 20 minutes short is available on YouTube.

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2 with Gaby Hoffmann (Viva’s daughter!):

🍿  My second by Sebastián Silva (After the masterful ‘The Maid’), Crystal Fairy & the Magical Cactus. An off-beat drama about a self-absorbed Michael Cera who travels with 3 young Chilean friends to the desert, looking for an hallucinogenic plant, to trip on its mescaline-like properties. On the way, they pick up free-spirited Gaby Hoffmann whose new-age hippy-dippy sensibilities clash with the obnoxious Cera. Its rambling, shaky camera fits the sensitive growth story. 6/10.

In the background, Edward Sharpe‘s ‘Man on Fire’ is playing, so you know it’s good. 🍿 This is my life, Nora Ephron’s directorial debut. It’s about single mom Marge Simpson who becomes a comedian and her two daughters. This was 3 years after ‘Field of dreams’ so Hoffmann still looked and acted like Karin Kinsella. The movie itself was just not funny, or good.

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2.5 by Finnish director Jalmari Helander:

🍿 Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale, which Cate Blanchett named “one of her favorite movies”. A surprising Christmas horror comedy about hunting mean and evil Santa Clauses and training them as mall Santas, so they can be exported all over the world for the holidays. The well-told fable is told from a boy point-of-view. [From here].

This is based on his old throwaway joke short, Rare Exports Inc. which I remember from 2005.

🍿 He followed this with a big action-adventure film, Big Game, where the plane of the President of the United States, Samuel L. Jackson, is being shot down over the same remote area in Finland, and the same boy actor (as well as his father) rescues him and saves his ass. Lame. 3/10.

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April's Daughters, my second by Mexican director Michel Franco’s unsettling Puerto Vallarta dramas. His existential ‘Sundown’, with his regular colleague Tim Roth, was emotionally mesmerizing, but so well-done. This one was an unpleasant roller-coaster, like a baby that won’t stop crying, which is a big part of this soundtrack. Here too there’s a protagonist who abandons their family without any explanation. A cruel mother and two young daughters who are left to fend for themselves. A Michael Haneke-style devastation.

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First watch: Grosse Pointe Blank. A romantic black comedy about a professional hit man, who’s cool as a Fonzie, or even as a Clarence Worley. Peak Minnie Driver, and Peak John Cusack, and with a score by Joe Strummer. So maybe I will watch True Romance once again (my most favorite Tarantino’s)?. 5/10.

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2 by Jessica McGoff:

🍿 My Mulholland, a creative video essay by the young Scottish intellectual about watching David Lynch's ‘Mulholland Drive’ when she was thirteen. (Via).

🍿 Her lovely short essay Balloons in Cinema (2021), Commissioned by BFI to support the release of the German movie ‘Balloon’. 

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A fascinating discussion between The Coen Brothers and their DP Barry Sonnenfeld, talking about how they shot and filmed their very first film, ‘Blood Simple’.  

Mentioned in the hour long talk is the fake trailer starring Bruce Campbell which they shot the year before, in order to raise the $1.5M for the movie.

Similar conversations on the ‘Cinematographers on cinematography’ YouTube channel.

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Re-watch: Crimes and Misdemeanors, a perfectly balanced Woody Allen movie. Multiple stories interlock brilliantly; existential guilt, subtle morals, blindness and murder. All the while he’s grooming his teenage niece, and tries to cheat on his wife. 9/10.

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Chris Rock: Tamborine, a 2018 stand-up special directed by Bo Burnham. 100% on Rotten Tomatoes. 

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After reading some good things that the new Tetris origin story is better than what it could have be, I gave it a try. However I couldn’t stay on for more than 19-20 minutes: With a non-charismatic, bland main guy, and superficial and infantile direction, dusting up an old copy of the game would have been much better use of that time. 1/10.

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(My complete movie list is here)

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Afternoon Tea Anyone?

Afternoon Tea with Good Friends at Hotel Cafe Royal, Regent Street, London I’m an afternoon tea lover and living here in Central London offers an abundance of exquisite five star options. I have been very lucky to experience delicious afternoon teas at The Grill Room, formerly the Oscar Wilde Lounge at Hotel Cafe Royal; the Crystal Moon Lounge at the Corinthia and more recently, The Rosebery…

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8 Reasons Why Royal Eagle Hotel Should Be Your Next London Stay

Looking for the perfect place to stay in London? There are so many hotels to choose from and it’s hard to find a place that has all the right amenities, a central location, has reasonable rates, and attentive staff. 

Well, here is one hotel in Central London that fits the bill. Here are 8 reasons why you should book a stay at the Royal Eagle Hotel London today.

Desirable location in Central London

The Royal Eagle Hotel London is located in a beautiful Victorian building in the peaceful and calm Bayswater neighbourhood. It’s the kind of place where you can get your shuteye and feel removed from the hustle and bustle.

World-class amenities at the Royal Eagle Hotel

All guest rooms at the Royal Eagle Hotel London have private bathrooms and all the amenities essential for a comfortable stay. These include top-notch bed linens, a desk, a television, a hair dryer, and tea/coffee-making facilities. Some rooms have a pleasant view over the leafy terrace. Rooms are available for solo travellers, couples, and families. 

Close to public transport and London airport connections 

The Royal Eagle Hotel is a two minute walk from Paddington Station. This station has speedy connections to Heathrow Airport via the Heathrow Express and Elizabeth Line. Meanwhile, the London Underground station is served by the Bakerloo, Circle, and District lines. 

Welcome drinks and other perks

Those who book directly with the hotel will be greeted with a welcome glass of wine or beer on the house. Or, if you prefer, you can request early check in, late check out, or luggage storage. Book directly on the Royal Eagle Hotel London website to take advantage of these bonuses. 

Nutritious breakfast 

Breakfast is the most important meal of the day and this boutique hotel excels with a continental buffet breakfast of pastries, cereals, cold cuts, and seasonal fruits. If you feel like something heavier, you can request a cooked-to-order English breakfast. 

Dozens of places to eat locally

The Royal Eagle Hotel is within walking distance of restaurants, cafes, and pubs where you will find a variety of British and international eats. 

The immediate Paddington area is known for its independent eateries while the station itself has several trendy restaurants by the iconic platform. There is also Paddington Basin with its buzzing waterfront bistros and bars. 

Marylebone High Street has chic European-inspired delis and friendly gastropubs. Notting Hill is where to go for organic food and craft cocktails while Mayfair has you covered for Michelin-starred menus and upscale suppers. 

Free Wi-Fi around the clock

It’s important to stay connected while travelling and have access to the internet for booking tours. Not all hotels in Central London offer free Wi-Fi but this boutique hotel near Hyde Park does.

Romantic packages for couples 

Planning a romantic weekend in London? The hotel can prepare your suite with rose petals, towel swans, and a chilled bottle of champagne. Just be sure to select the romantic package when booking a night at the Royal Eagle Hotel London.

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Why visit Sydney? Top Reasons to Read

Sydney, the most famous city in Australia and the capital of New South Wales. It is also the largest city in the Australian continent. There are so many beautiful attractions in Sydney that most tourists will love to explore. The city captures a beautiful blend of modernisation and ancient culture. The beaches in Sydney are a great incentive for the tourists to come here and enjoy. You can easily get Flights to Sydney from London and enjoy your vacation in this city of Australia.

Best Time to Visit Sydney 

September to November and February to May are the most ideal times to visit Sydney as the weather is beautiful and pleasant. You can soak in the sun at the beaches in the city and also explore the other beauties of this Australian city without any climatic interference. Also, the crowds during these months are not very huge which makes it easy for you to hop around the city, get hotel and flight bookings at cheaper rates.

Top places to visit in Sydney

The top places to visit in Sydney are:

Sydney Opera House

It is a multi-venue performing arts center in Sydney and also the most famous attraction here. The architecture of the Sydney Opera House is one of its kind and is considered as an architectural beauty and a masterpiece of the 20th-century worldwide. The building is along the shores of the Sydney Harbour; hence you can enjoy spectacular views of the Opera House from anywhere in the city. The center hosts around 1500 performances annually and around 1.2 million people attend various performances here. It is a must-visit place for all tourists coming to Sydney.

Darling Harbour

It is a harbor that is on the western side of the city center. The Darling Harbour is primarily a recreational and pedestrian area that is a fun place for the tourists to visit. You can enjoy several attractions in and around the harbor that both adults and kids will love, like Cockle Bay Wharf, Tumbalong Park, Chinese Garden of Friendship, several museums, and many more. You can also shop around here at the Harborside Shopping Center which is a necessity while traveling.

Hyde Park

Hyde Park in Sydney is another major attraction for the tourists to check out. It is a huge urban park spread around 40 acres of land. The park is located at the center of the city and has a beautiful diversity of flora which contributes to around 580 trees, like palms, figs, conifers, etc. You can also take part in various sports, like Rugby, Boxing, Horse Racing, and Cricket. The Archibald Fountain comprises the center of Hyderabad Park and is one of the most beautiful monuments and is a depiction of Australia’s contribution to World War 1 in France.

Royal Botanic Garden

If you're taking Flights to Sydney from London, you must not miss out on one of the beautiful attractions of Sydney, the Royal Botanical Garden. It is built on a 70-acre land and is a combination of public recreation area, botanical garden, and an event venue. The garden has a huge natural amphitheater sloping towards a Farm Cove. It has four divisions- Lower Gardens, Middle Gardens, Palace Gardens, and Bennelong Precinct. These gardens exhibit picturesque beauty and a wide variety of flora that can easily impress the tourists coming here. The Royal Botanical Gardens are one of the best attractions in the city.

Taronga Zoo

The Taronga Zoo is a government operated zoo specialifically for the public. It opens in the morning at 9.30 AM and closes at 4.30 PM. The zoo has over 2600 animals across 150 different species. The zoo also comprises a zoo shop, cafe, and an information center. You can find everything from large animals to unique species, reptiles, birds, and many more. If you're visiting this place with kids, it can be a very fun and entertaining attraction for them.

St. Mary's Cathedral

St. Mary’s Cathedral is a church of the Roman Catholic Archdiocese of Sydney and it is also the seat of the Archbishop of Sydney. It is one of the most beautiful cathedrals in Australia that is an architectural excellence. The exterior of the Cathedral has Gothic windows, simple tracery, and pointed arches. The architecture is inspired from the British with a hint of Gothic touch. The interiors of the cathedral are magnificent and incredible. You must visit the cathedral to seek blessings and to appreciate the beautiful architecture of this monument.

Nightlife in Sydney

Are you taking flights to Sydney from London? If yes, you must enjoy the spectacular nightlife in this city before heading back home. The nights in Sydney are attractive with lights, music, dance, good food, and alcohol. The city has amazing clubs, resto-bars, pubs, casinos, and restaurants with live music and dance. Some of the best places to party in Sydney at night are:

The Lodge Bar

The Belvedere Hotel

The Imperial Erskineville

Scruffy Murphy's

Django Bar

Lazybones Lounge Restaurant & Bar

Slip Inn

The Bearded Tit.

Apart from partying in the city you can also indulge in several other activities, like

You can play Dart Game at the La Di Darts.

You can go on a Harbor Cruise during the New Year’s Eve and enjoy the spectacular views of the ocean and the city.

Music lovers can enjoy live music at various venues in Sydney.

You can experience the free fireworks at Cockle Bay.

Race at the Go Karting tracks and have fun.

You can also sign at so many beautiful karaoke bars in the city.

You can also have fun at the beaches in Sydney and enjoy partying here, dancing all night and enjoying the loud music at the beach parties 

The nightlife in Sydney is incomplete without the incredible dining places and dishes in the city. Here are some of the most delectable dining places in Sydney where you can take your spouse or family to relish the delicacies of Australia:

The Apollo 

Acme

Cho Cho San

Porteño 

Bennelong 

Ester 

Long Chim Sydney 

Chin Chin Sydney, and many more.

Sydney is a beautiful place that is full of fun and entertainment during the night times. You can have a blast on all the nights in Sydney with your friends and family.

Major Airports and Airlines Flying In and Out of Sydney

The major airports in Sydney are:

Sydney Kingsford Smith Airport

Rose Bay Seaplane Base 

Sydney Bankstown Airport.

The major airlines flying in and out of Sydney are:

Qantas

Jetstar

Emirates

Virgin Australia

REX Regional Express

United Airlines

Air China

Cathay Pacific

DHL Aviation

Conclusion

Sydney is the largest and the most beautiful city in Australia. On your trip to the continent, you must spend more time in Sydney and enjoy the cultural scenes, history, gardens, zoos, sports culture, food scenes, nightlife, and metropolis life here. You can shop around everywhere in the city and collect the most precious souvenirs for yourself and your loved ones. The city has so much to offer to the tourists in terms of fun, entertainment, knowledge, culture, history, sports, nightlife, and many more. If you're taking flights to Sydney from London, you’re sure to have a blast in this city and Sydney is worth all the hype.

Frequently Asked Questions:

What is the best time to visit Sydney?

The best time to visit Sydney is between September to November and February to May.

How do I get to Sydney?

If you're traveling internationally, you can take flights and land at the Sydney Kingsford Smith Airport. Domestically, you can visit Sydney via train, bus, or car.

Do I need a visa to visit Sydney?

Non-Australians require a visa from the Australian Government to travel to Sydney.

What currency is used in Sydney?

Australian Dollars is the currency used in Sydney.

What are the must-visit places in Sydney?

The must-visit places in Sydney are- the Sydney Opera House, Bondi Beach, St. Mary’s Cathedral, Hyde Park, Harbour Beach, and many more.

What are some of the famous dishes of Sydney?

Some of the famous dishes of Sydney are- Lamington Cake, Australian Prawns, Barramundi, Sydney Rock Oyster, Potato cake, etc.

What are the top nightlife activities in Sydney?

You can visit the live music venues, dance at the Hijinc hotel, go on a Harbour Cruise, play dart games at La Di Darts, and many more nightlife activities are possible in Sydney.

What are the cultural attractions in Sydney?

The cultural attractions in Sydney are- Opera House, Art Gallery of New South Wales, Bangara Dance Theatre, and Australian National Maritime Museum.

What are the famous sports in Sydney?

Football, Cricket, Rugby, Netball, Soccer, Tennis, Basketball, and Cycling are some of the famous sports in Australia.

What are the popular areas to stay in Sydney?

Darling Harbor, Bonding Beach, Manly, Central Business District, and Eastern Beaches are some of the best areas for tourists to accommodate in Sydney. For More Information Please Visit:- https://www.worldtourstore.co.uk/

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Exploring the Best Places in London to Stay

London, the vibrant capital of England, is a city that never fails to captivate visitors with its rich history, iconic landmarks, and diverse culture. Whether you're a first-time tourist or a seasoned traveler, choosing the right place to stay is crucial for a memorable experience. In this guide, we'll take you through some of the best places in London to stay, ensuring your visit is nothing short of extraordinary.

Covent Garden: Known for its bustling atmosphere, Covent Garden is a perfect choice for those seeking a central location with easy access to theaters, shops, and restaurants. Stay in one of the charming boutique hotels or opt for a stylish serviced apartment for a truly immersive experience.

Kensington: If you prefer a more upscale and refined ambiance, Kensington is ideal. This affluent area boasts elegant townhouses, leafy squares, and proximity to world-class museums like the Victoria and Albert Museum and the Natural History Museum.

Soho: For the ultimate urban experience, Soho is a hub of nightlife, entertainment, and cultural diversity. Stay in trendy boutique hotels, enjoy eclectic dining options, and explore the vibrant streets filled with theaters, bars, and music venues.

South Bank: Offering stunning views of the River Thames and iconic landmarks like the London Eye and the Tate Modern, South Bank is perfect for art enthusiasts and leisure seekers. Choose from luxury hotels with riverside views or cozy guesthouses with easy access to cultural attractions.

Notting Hill: Famous for its colorful houses, bustling markets, and bohemian charm, Notting Hill is a favorite among travelers seeking a quirky and eclectic neighborhood. Stay in chic boutique hotels or charming bed and breakfasts nestled amidst picturesque streets.

Mayfair: If luxury is what you seek, Mayfair delivers with its exclusive hotels, designer boutiques, and Michelin-starred restaurants. Indulge in opulent surroundings and proximity to Hyde Park, Buckingham Palace, and upscale shopping districts.

Shoreditch: For a taste of London's trendy East End scene, Shoreditch offers a mix of art galleries, street art, vintage markets, and hipster cafes. Stay in boutique hotels or stylish apartments and immerse yourself in the creative energy of this dynamic neighborhood.

Greenwich: Escape the hustle and bustle of central London and unwind in Greenwich, home to the Royal Observatory, Greenwich Park, and the Cutty Sark. Enjoy riverside walks, historic charm, and a range of accommodation options from quaint guesthouses to modern hotels.

No matter which neighborhood you choose, London promises an unforgettable stay with its blend of history, culture, and modernity. best places in London to stay Book your accommodation in one of these best places to stay in London and embark on a journey of discovery in this iconic city.

For more information and booking options, visit The Best Places to Stay in London.

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The Milestone Hotel guide: Best day trips from Peterborough

If you find yourself in the charming city of Peterborough, you are in for a treat. This quaint city in Cambridgeshire offers not only its own unique allure but also serves as a perfect starting point for exploring the beauty that surrounds it. Join us as we embark on the best day trips from Peterborough to nearby towns and natural wonders that will leave you awe-inspired. Whether you prefer a coastal adventure, city exploration, or a journey through historical and cultural sites, our Peterborough guide has it all.

NEARBY CITIES

Cambridge: A mere stone’s throw away from Peterborough, Cambridge is a perfect city to visit, boasting picturesque charm and a prestigious university. Witness the architectural splendour of historic colleges, enjoy punting along the tranquil River Cam, and visit the renowned Fitzwilliam Museum.

Leicester: A short drive or train ride away, Leicester offers a fascinating journey into history and culture. Discover the story of King Richard III at the visitor centre and explore the vibrant Golden Mile, reflecting the city’s multicultural heritage.

London: Surprisingly accessible from Peterborough, London is a short drive down the A1 or a quick 50-minute train ride to King’s Cross station. The capital offers endless activities and attractions, from West End shows and world-class museums to diverse culinary experiences.

Nottingham: Nottingham is an ideal day trip destination for history enthusiasts and shoppers alike. Explore the legend of Robin Hood through visits to Nottingham Castle and the bustling city centre.

HISTORIC AND CULTURAL PLACES

Burghley House: Indulge in history and grandeur with a visit to Burghley House, a splendid Elizabethan mansion near Stamford. Explore the dazzling rooms and halls and wander the vast estate grounds.

Sandringham Estate: A visit to Sandringham Estate offers a glimpse into royal family history and a memorable day out. Tour the house to learn about the royal family’s connection to this fantastic retreat and enjoy leisurely walks in the expansive gardens.

NEARBY COASTS

Hunstanton: Head east to Hunstanton on the Norfolk coast for a refreshing coastal retreat. Enjoy fun-filled arcades in New Hunstanton or unwind in the serene ambience of Old Hunstanton, home to one of Norfolk’s finest beaches.

Skegness: Along the Lincolnshire coast, Skegness epitomizes traditional British seaside charm. Delight in amusement park rides, build sandcastles on the golden beach and stroll along the lively promenade with souvenir shops and cafes.

COUNTRYSIDE

Peak District: A scenic two to three-hour drive away, the Peak District showcases stunning natural beauty with its peaks, hills, and rivers. Whether you opt for a scenic hike or a visit to picturesque towns like Bakewell, a day at Peak District is one the best day trips from Peterborough.

Lincolnshire Wolds: Closer to Peterborough than the Peak District, the Lincolnshire Wolds, an Area of Outstanding Natural Beauty, offers rolling hills and panoramic vistas, making it an ideal retreat for nature lovers, hikers, and cyclists.

A FUN DAY OUT

Rutland Water: Not far from Peterborough, Rutland Water, the largest man-made lake in England, provides a range of watersports and outdoor activities. Whether you’re interested in cycling, walking, fishing, or birdwatching, Rutland Water has something for everyone.

Springfields Shopping Outlet: If you’re in the mood for shopping, Springfields Shopping Outlet near Spalding is a great option. Explore a variety of high-street and designer brands at discounted prices and enjoy a meal at one of the onsite eateries.

Nene Valley Railway: Experience a unique day trip with a nostalgic ride on the Nene Valley Railway. Departing near Peterborough station, this steam train journey takes you through picturesque countryside and quaint villages, offering a glimpse into a bygone era.

There you have it, fellow explorers—a glimpse into the best day trips from Peterborough that you can add to your itinerary. Whether you are interested in history, nature, academia, or simply seeking tranquillity, these nearby towns and natural wonders have something for everyone. Pack your bags, hit the road, and let the adventure unfold!

For a relaxing stay and delicious dining experience, book your stay at our 3-star hotel in Peterborough, The Milestone Hotel. The hotel is situated at Normas Cross, Junction 16 of the A1(M) and has modern amenities including Hypnos beds, free Wi-Fi, free parking, a restaurant & bar and meeting rooms. Learn more: www.aghotels.co.uk/the-milestone-hotel/

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The Most Beautiful Places in the World: A Traveler's Guide

1. Paris, France 

Paris might be famously romantic, it is also a famous city around the globe. The city is home to iconic Destinations such as the Eiffel Tower in france, Louvre Museum and Notre Dame Cathedral. In addition, Paris boasts charming cafes as well as world-class restaurants and an enthralling fashion scene that makes this city so attractive and most beautiful places in the world

2. Rome, Italy

Rome is famous for being the Eternal City and one of the most popular tourist destinations around the globe. The city is the home of historical treasures like the Colosseum and the Roman Forum as well as breathtaking Baroque church buildings and Renaissance architecture, not to mention its mouthwatering food, welcoming people and vibrant nightlife scene, it's an unstoppable tourist attraction and best places to visit in december.

3. London, England 

London is a vibrant and energetic city with everything for everyone. It has the world's most renowned destinations for museums, historical monuments and royal palaces and world-class theater shows, shopping options and nightlife entertainment.

4. New York City, USA

New York City is one of the most thrilling and vibrant cities for summer vacation, with iconic landmarks like The Empire State Building, Statue of Liberty and Times Square. Additionally, the bustling city is famous for its diverse cuisine, incredible culture and endless entertainment options.

5. Sydney, Australia

Sydney is a beautiful and lively harbor city that is famous for its famous landmarks such as The Sydney Opera House and the Harbour Bridge. Furthermore, the city is famous for its laid-back and welcoming atmosphere, friendly people, and the numerous outdoor activities that keep people busy in the most beautiful places in the world.

6. Barcelona, Spain

Barcelona is a vibrant and lively city that is known for its rich history of culture and iconic landmarks, including Antoni Gaudi's Sagrada Familia and Park Guell. Furthermore, Barcelona is well known for its tasty dishes, gorgeous beaches like Bali, and lively nightlife scene.

7. Dubai, UAE

Dubai is a bustling city that is known for its constantly evolving skyline. The city is home to Dubai's iconic Burj Khalifa and other stunning skyscrapers as well as shopping malls. In addition, this city is renowned for its luxurious resorts, hotels and indoor ski resorts.

8. Istanbul, Turkey

Istanbul is a city of awe that lies between Europe and Asia best to visit in summer vacation Destinations. It is the home of famous destinations such as Hagia Sophia and Blue Mosque and bustling bazaars that offer mouthwatering food and rich stories.

9. Cape Town, South Africa

Cape Town is an idyllic city that is famous for its beautiful natural landscape and spectacular destinations, such as Table Mountain and Robben Island. Cape Town also is famed for its rich food, culture, and outdoor activities for its guests.

10.Machu Picchu, Peru 

One of the New Seven Wonders of the World is an ancient Inca citadel, with breathtaking panoramic views across the surrounding landscape and offers an opportunity to experience one among the Seven New Wonders. High on the Andes Mountains and offering amazing panoramic views, Machu Picchu draws both tourists as well as Incans alike to pilgrimages to the sacred site. Machu Picchu is a popular tourist destination and a sacred place.

These are just some of the amazing travel destinations all over the world. There's something unique for everyone be it a romantic getaway, cultural excursion or adventures in the sun Everybody is certain to find their ideal vacation destination here.

Here are some more tips to help you plan your trip to these 10 top travel destinations:

The importance of booking your flights and accommodation in advance is crucial if you plan to travel during peak times, as well as buying travel insurance to safeguard against the possibility of unexpected incidents. Make sure you look up any visa requirements to your country of travel for the event that the need for a visa is required.

Dress appropriately for any weather conditions that are different throughout the globe. Be respectful of local customs and cultures while learning the basic terms of their languages; prepare yourself for crowds at the most popular tourist destinations!

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Sunday, April 30, 2023

Today is “get your behind off my boat” day LOL. We are very sad, however; we are somewhat glad at the same time as this means we are off to London! We wake up and get dressed as we have our bags packed already aside from what we had planned to wear and our makeup, etc. We head down to breakfast and sit by ourselves. We ordered some breakfast and had some very strong coffee. After breakfast, we get back to the room to brush our teeth and get our checked luggage outside with our gray tag. We are the last group to leave the boat. We sit in the lounge with Cindy and Alisa, as Heather and Bridget have left already. We start talking about what our next trip is going to be and decide to go ahead and put a deposit down. We haven’t decided yet, but it’s looking like a Christmas Market cruise. We walk up to Rachels desk and she takes care of securing our deposit for us. She is supposed to go to the airport at the same time as us, however; when the van came to pick us up, she is not able to leave. I was sad I had not been able to say goodbye as she must have gotten hung up by another passenger. We are very well taken care of both on the way to the airport and when we arrive. Ama employees were waiting for us to get there and walked us all the way to security to ensure we got on the right plane. Sherri and I get our luggage checked and head off in search of the BA lounge. We end up walking around for at least 30 minutes in vain and finally think we’ve found the lounge only to find out it was closed for renovation. But lucky for us, a BA employee came out and said the temporary lounge was in a cafe and she is headed there and asks us to follow her. We had actually walked past this cafe and saw the sign but did not read the fine print that indicated this was the BA as well as a couple of other airlines lounge. We get some nice fresh bread, cheese, ham, olives, and some yummy potato salad and some cole slaw. I was so hungry, but this hit the spot! It’s soon for loading the plane, so we make our way to the gate D16, which is our gate and are just in time to load. We are group 1 and board the plane quite quickly. We are served afternoon tea on the plane and I can barely eat, but manage to get down a little bit of sandwich, a scone with clotted cream and strawberry jam and a couple of bites of carrot cake and tea of course! We land at Heathrow without incident as the flight is quite short. Once we get the skywalk connected, which took a minute, and we head down to get our luggage. That too takes a minute, but we make it through security and out to pick up our Heathrow Express tickets. We look at the cost and decide to take the Elizabeth Line instead. It isn’t a straight shot to Paddington, but we finally get there and grab a taxi to the hotel. As it is after 5:00, our room is ready and reception is super nice and have our luggage brought up to our room 449. Our room is nice and we get unpacked and wait for Cindy and Alisa to get here. I can’t remember what we were doing on Sherri’s phone, but we missed the first text from Cindy stating she was on her way, but we do catch the one where she is here. We went down to their room and then let them have a little time to get unpacked and we met in the lobby a little later and walk down to Bunch of Grapes for dinner. We walk all the way to Harvey Nics just to show them how easy it is to get to Harrods and other stores. We get to the pub and someone is sitting at our table which has been reserved. A not very nice man finally gets up and they clean the table and we sit down. We all go to the bar and place our orders for food and drink, my usual fish and chips and Gin and Tonic are all yummy. We come back to the hotel and sit in the bar for a bit, the girls had another drink, but I pass. We came back up to our room and I am so ready to get my jammies on and sleep. Tomorrow we go to the Royal Mews.

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Anthony’s Stupid Daily Blog (398): Wed 19th Apr 2023

My sleeping pattern is back to normal! Getting up at half seven in the evening, being awake all morning then going to bed at 10 is no way to live. Neither is constantly walking around with a pineapple up your arse which is why I don’t do that either…yeah I know there are rumours but they’re bullshit okay?! I used to have a fucked up sleeping pattern like this all the time when I was on the dole and during the lockdown but thankfully this latest bout has only lasted a week. Thanks to getting my giant fat arse back to work I’m back to going to bed at around half eleven and waking up at about seven…but then I have to work from 8 to half six so it’s not all fine and dandy. 

Since I’ve found out that I’m being kept on at work until January I’m going to start treating myself to swag, tattoos and adventures. On the adventures side of things I decided to book my ticket to see Iggy Pop and my hostel for the Edinburgh Fringe. I’ve been waiting to see this legend of punk for years now. He was playing a gig at the Royal Albert Hall but it was the week I was in New York with Dad and the stubborn shirtless prick refused to cancel and come over to play Madison Square Garden for me instead. Then a couple of years later he played a gig in London but it was to plug his new blues album and it was none of his best known punk songs so obviously fuck that. This time around the only UK gig he will be playing this year will be at Crystal Palace Park, a venue I’ve never been to before and his support will be Generation Sex and Blondie (not Hitler’s dog). I still need to book trains and hotels for Iggy and Devo but I’ve got plenty of time for all that shit. For the longest time the Edinburgh Fringe was an elusive item on my bucket list and now it’s become a yearly highlight for me. Along with being able to go outside and not constantly wishing for the sweat relief of death rather than have to deal with the cold for another day, Edinburgh has become the thing I look forward to most during the Summer months. This time around I’m going to make sure I only buy tickets to shows that stand out as must see. Last year I made the mistake of buying tickets to the must see shows then bought tickets to shows in between those shows to fill up the time. I found that I was so exhausted that I ended up forgoing some of the shows in lieu of having a nice jacket potato in a cafe and a quick nap in the park but that for me is absolute bliss. Having a relaxing break in between all the shows is the perfect way to spend the Fringe, although it would be nice if I didn’t have ti constantly avoid that greengrocer who keeps trying to sell me pineapples and lube. I keep telling him, they were only rumours! 

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Why Greenwich is Worth a Visit on your Next London Adventure

Accessible by train, boat, car, tube, and the DLR, Greenwich is not just the home of time the GMT clock that London and the rest of the UK lives by – it also provides a central point around which visitors can explore the O2 arena, visit London’s oldest Royal Park, and catch a ride on the most innovative commuter car in the city.

Located over towards east London on the south side of the river Thames, Greenwich can be reached from your accommodation near Hyde Park London in around 20 minutes via the TfL network.

But before we get into the details of arriving in Greenwich and how best to spend your time in this historical and beautiful part of the city, let’s first answer one very important question – why is Greenwich worth visiting?

Greenwich = GMT

By far the most significant thing about Greenwich is a located is that the Royal Greenwich Observatory is the birthplace of GMT (Greenwich Mean Time), which is used to set local time within the world clock. When you visit the Royal Observatory, you can stand with a foot in either hemisphere – seeing the exact portion of the sky that astrologers saw when they first mapped the seas and the stars and how they aligned.

Commissioned by King Charles II in 1675, the Royal Observatory is a crucial piece of history which gives you some background insight into why the world clocks in the lobby of your London Townhouse hotel all display different times.

Ride the Cable Car

If there’s one mode of transport that is vastly underrated in London, it’s the Greenwich cable car. A mode of travel which feels as much like a theme park ride or an experience as it does a means of getting around, the cable car carries travellers from the Greenwich peninsula to the Royal Docks, with 360 degree views across London.

Look out for your Signature Hotel Hyde Park as you gaze over London – a great way to tick off your desire to see the London skyline from up high without some of the high fees linked with viewing attractions in the city.  

Greenwich Park

Greenwich Park is the oldest Royal Park in London, making it both a beautiful and a historically significant location to visit. Once a royal hunting park, Greenwich Park is home to a herd of deer and is where you will find the Royal Observatory, as well as footpaths and cafes to facilitate your day out.

And finally for a fun fact about Greenwich. Did you know that the iconic Old Royal Naval College (another top attraction to visit in Greenwich) was designed by architect Sir Christopher Wren – whose creations can be seen throughout London today. Wren was also responsible for the design of St Paul’s Cathedral, the Monument dedicated to the Great Fire of London, the rebuilding of around 52 churches following this fire, and even the South entrance of Hampton Court Palace – all sites that you can visit when book a trip to London via our

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