#hot property

[misslissssss]

Her smile is maddening.💔

[klausnationn]

In how long have I not posted?

[fuzzyghost]

[troiings]

Myanna Buring as Melody Munro (Hot Property, 2016)

[apphiarothowrites]

Hot Property

Inspired by @mangyraccooon 's hilarious idea

Marco is content with his lot in life. He'd never once complain about the hand he's been dealt: second-in-command to one of the greatest men to sail the seas-the Strongest Man Alive! Whitebeard himself, an accomplished doctor, a fearsome frontline warrior of a pirate with a fruit unrivaled by any in terms of just how fucking overpowered it is, a long and successful career as a sailor and pirate, and adventures the likes of which can only be dreamed of. He has family, a massive number of loving brothers and sisters, a father unlike any other, and he's never once felt unloved or unwanted.

His only mild annoyance is that while he had a wild youth-wherein he extensively tested whether or not he could contract STDs-he's never held a steady romantic relationship like some people have. He thought, at first, he might find someone off the ship. Some lovely person willing to work with him on the distance and the traveling and roving of the seas. It never panned out.

Then, when Izou and Thatch got together, he thought maybe there might be someone in the crew he could turn to. That never went anywhere either-everyone was his own age, give or take a few years, and they all had been around him growing up. He just couldn't look at any of them in that kind of light.

Eventually he figured that he just wasn't made for it. As much as he liked the idea, loved the books about dashing heroes always getting the damsel partner in the end, he came to the conclusion that it just wasn't in the stars for him. His fate was decided decades ago and Love Like That just wasn't part of it no matter how much he wanted it. The years went by, he kept his steady presence on task, contented himself in resignation to his station and in the warmth of his family.

Then came Ace, and suddenly...

Once Ace took the mark, properly joined and settled into the crew, something changed. His heart would pound, seemingly at random, when Ace was around. He hung on to the younger man's-practically still a kid despite how well he was filling out-every word and remembered all the dumb stories and lines he had. He thought about Ace's smiles and grins and cocky smirks-his freckles, his face, his eyes-when he was elsewhere out of his company. Fire had always been inviting and fascinating ever since his fruit but Ace made it more so-fire was enchanting when it was Ace. Everything was charged, magnetic, when it came to Ace.

Marco thought he knew what a crush was. He'd, embarrassingly, had one on Whitey before she firmly established herself as "big sister" instead of "attractive older mentor." At first, he thought whatever was happening with him about Ace was just that. Something shiny, new, a "safe" target for his repressed frustration about the lack of romance that he distantly craved. But as one year turned to two turned to three, it didn't go away.

It did, however, get steadily beaten down next to that hidden desire for affection. Marco wrestled it into submission, made it contort into a shape that could fit down beside that desire for connection in the deepest depths of his heart. He thought he had it handled-smashed it down with a hammer of logic: he was significantly older than Ace, his own era of Piracy was on the way out while Ace was on the rise, the difference in their life experiences was massive, there was no way Ace could possibly see him as a suitable partner-

Yet, no matter how harshly he crushed it, it would always spring back up when he least expected it. He still held himself in control, put himself at just that much distance so he gave nothing away to Ace. But it was there, always, thumping away under his rib cage inside his heart.

[spectralhero]

So I am watching Hot Property, starring the fabulous MyAnna Buring.

I was completely taken by surprise to hear Afrikaans in this, which is my native language. This movie is fun as fuck to watch and of course MyAnna is her usual amazing self with all that damn talent.

The dude (Alex Ferns) playing the South African is doing an amazing job as well lmao. He is quite entertaining. Which would make sense because he actually lived here for quite a while.

[skylarkdevries]

I watched Hot Property with Myanna Buring and it gave me Broad City vibes and now I’m wondering Yennaia Broad City AU when?

[i-used-to-be-a-spy]

Gotta watch my nightly burn notice episode Before our watch party lol 😆

Currently watching S4E14 Hot Property

[home4view]

House for sale in Hamilton.

Sunny Sixties on Tramway Road We have a well presented Mid-Century home in a handy Tramway Road location, it’s neat and tidy inside and out with a bonus sleep-out and a big, flat 685sqm section.

Sunny Sixties on Tramway Road We have a well presented Mid-Century home in a handy Tramway Road location, it’s neat and tidy inside and out with a bonus sleep-out and a big, flat 685sqm section. Easily suitable for first home buyers, through to families, empty nesters or investors this is a charming home with wonderful private spaces, and lots of flexibility. The main living area has a great…

[4utubing]

Ooh, baby girl 💋

911onabc: Aisha Hinds, everybody. ❤️

Reminiscing on our time spent with @/appleofhisai at Onyx Collective's "See Yourself Studio". #EssenceFest

[wordofthewolf]

Hot Property

Willis looked at the gun on the table with no shortage of distrust. His gaze shifted from the iron that seemed to still burn like it had been heated in a forge. He looked across the table at Carla whose eyes were unfocused and glowing like fireflies in the dim light. He tried to be patient for a little longer. He looked down at the symbols carved into the table but was unable to decipher them. He…

[misslissssss]

This is a post about love for MyAnna Buring in the movie "Hot property". The movie is stupid, but Mayanna's charisma and acting blows your head and hearts.🫶🏻

[lazycranberrydoodles]

everybody go home. this is my magnum opus

[soup-of-the-daisies]

obnoxiously loud marauders fanon is turning me into a snape stan actually and i’m a snape-bullied-harry-for-no-reason truther. what do you mean regulus is the poor badass morally grey meow meow with an horrible family life who got pushed into voldemort’s violent little cult through societal pressure but was secretly a good guy all along? hello? that’s literally severus snape put some respect on our dungeon bat’s name

[kaijuno]

It may be too late for all of us, but it’s not too late for you

[apphiarothowrites]

Some very shitty doodles I did at work cause I was laughing too hard at the concept (forgive my handwriting)

(Shout out to mala being the mvp for dealing with such nonsense. I don’t know why I added law, it was funnier in my head…)

"I respect him as a doctor" thank you law

I'm fucking CACKLING, get his ass Mala. Ace fighting Shanks, the look on Ace's face. Katakuri with the sign, I'm SCREAMING. this is so fucking good thank you so much