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everybody go home. this is my magnum opus
#HELP THIS IS KILLING ME#the original version of this had hua cheng in a ‘i have a CRAZY wife she hates STUPID PEOPLE and LOVES DOGS and im NOT AFRAID TO USE HER’#but if hua cheng was at midwestern gas station number 472 in the novelty slogan tshirt aisle#she for sure would get some sort of ‘your wife (woman symbol) vs MY WIFE (wonder woman silhouette)’#or ‘trophy 🏆🏆 WIFE’#or possibly a ‘return to wife if lost’#or ‘i have a SMOKIN HOT wife’#or ‘im the BOSS til my WIFE gets home’#or ‘5 things you should know about my WIFE: 1. she is my queen 2. she is a bit crazy 3. she can whoop your ass#4. she says whatever she is thinking 5. mess with her and theyll never find your body’#or ‘i go to work so my wife can COLLECT SCRAPS’#or even at worst. ‘ my wife is the PRINCESS the mouse LOST’#xie lian would be initially embarassed. but you know her ass would be wearing a ‘proud PROPERTY of an AWESOME WIFE’ shirts @ heaven meetings#or ‘i’m not scared of ANYTHING - my WIFE is a CALAMITY’#which was sold as a metaphor for your wife being mean and powerful. but she wears it straight.#or even ‘im not GAY but my WIFE is’ lmfao#anyway.#tgcf#tian guan ci fu#hualian#hua cheng#xie lian#hualesbians#modern au#tgcf meme#my art#art#tgcf shitpost#lmao#mxtx
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they looked like they were about to kiss in that one picture idk
#this is really just me messing around#i’m aware this is a hot mess and i want to draw them sucking face again in the future#i just need to be done with school#a 1634 renaissance is about to go crazy(aka me and my friends all going batshit at the same time)#1634#i’m scared to tag this with anything else#i’m not good at drawing kissing i’m working on it OK if you saw my buddie post you know it’s getting there
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Small town William Wisp who knows the entire town and the entire town knows him, so when the little boy who used to run around the small park and through the fields with his friends changes overnight they notice. They notice his skin turn pale, not a typical winter pale that comes from lack of sunlight and being indoors all the time, but the pale that leaves barely a flush to the skin as if his heart isn’t beating like it once was. They notice his lack of energy, how little he goes outside now, they notice his heavy black hoodie even in the southern heat.
At first, they assume he is sick, after all the Wisp parents look stressed and concerned more often than not. It doesn’t help when the school year rolls around and people find out he isn’t going to the school in the town and is instead going to the city
They see absolutely nothing of William after that, but the Wisp parents look beyond stressed constantly watching the news the moment a mention of an attack on Rockfell is made. They understand it must be stressful to know your kid could be out on the street when the attack occurred. Must be scary to think they’re out with friends when some villain and superhero come tumbling through the coffee shop wall. they don’t know the real reason, don’t know they’re watching their youngest son almost die again fighting the villain of the week.
One day after a trip to the city to see their sons the Wisps come back visibly shaken, as though something is wrong, Mrs.Wisp will not stop crying and her husband stands next to her side attempting to help but clearly on the verge of tears as well.
Throughout these two years, strange things had been happening around town, kids reporting they saw strange creatures walking around town, people claiming they saw some sort of glowing blue wisp floating around, and sights of horrific monsters just standing at the edge of the forest surrounding the town.
Then a while after the Wisps leave again and this time they do not come back before their town is ordered to evacuate. People pack up as quickly as possible, as if in a trance.
When they return it’s hard to miss the damage in the area. Despite the work done by the heroes to restore the town blood stains a clearing close by, the sign is scorched, and the body bags, so many line the streets as they work to identify and return the bodies to their families. William looks different, way different to the boy who left. His dark hair is streaked with white, his once brown eyes a shocking blue, a slightly jagged scar runs down the middle of his face and neck, more dot his arms and legs, he seems to float when he moves, and occasionally a small blue wisp will dart around him.
So the town notices and knows that the little boy they knew is changed forever, they also know that he saved the world with the other teens who stand beside him, just as scarred, and they know for certain they hate the so-called heroes who did this to these kids, to the boy who played tag with their kids, to the boy who made sure to say hello to everyone at the church cookout, to his friends that he cares about so deeply.
This small town knew an energetic kid and awkward teenager, now they know a still awkward but more confident almost adult, they knew a 15-year-old who disappeared for two years, now they know a 17-year-old who came back different, they knew William Wisp, now they know The Whisperer.
#is this anything#idk#i live in a village so i kinda wanted to write about small town william#like everyone knows everyone type of town#i just feel like deadwood noticed something happened to him#jrwi#just roll with it#jrwi pd#prime defenders#jrwi pd spoilers#sorta??#william wisp#jrwi william#i love playing into the died and came back wrong trope#i mean i know coming back as a ghost is wrong#but i think it was more noticeable#like something was clearly off#i haven’t talked about jrwi in a hot minute#the hiatus is messing with me#and i’m crazy busy with work#but i’ve had william wisp on the brain for a bit so now you get this
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the world ep. fin will trailer - ateez
#im so sorry about the jongho gif it IS a hot mess#anyway i WILL be going fucking crazy about this until and after its out#mine#ateez#park seonghwa#kim hongjoong#jeong yunho#kang yeosang#choi san#song mingi#jung wooyoung#choi jongho#where does the colon go in this title i am too lazy to look
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ohhh i just know magneto is so pathetic in bed constantly asking charles if he’s making him feel good and charles just praising him like 😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌
THIS IS WHAT I LOG ON TO THIS WEBSITE FOR 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
#nsft#dont look in here im filthy#snap chats#LETS GOOOOOO //SLAMS LOUD CORRECT BUZZER// now if i may cook.#see heres the thing i know charles is erik's favorite word....#erik dont even whimper or moan he'll just say charles' name with varying degrees of lust LARJALKRJG#see MY favorite flavor of erik is him starting out confident and Dare I Say cocky#until he inevitably melts into a desperate needy mess trying to maintain his composure (✿◡‿◡)#like walk with me walk with me: his breathing getting heavier as he presses his lips together trying to keep quiet Girls......#the only thing he allows himself to do is pant charles' name I Hope He Squirms And He Has To Try SO Hard To Maintain His Rhythm#i dont think erik would ever FULLY lose it but he'd be very close and that's still very hot to me.. maybe a bit more who's to say..#sorry .... i just like the Attempts at restraint but still seeing the chips and cracks in it.... like the dam never Fully being broken#but tantalizingly close enough until he comes ... like Cmon Just A Little More.. for some reason that tickles my brain (╯▽╰ )#bonus points if the script gets flipped and now charles gets a bit of a tude/ego with erik ....#dude fuck my tag limit HOW am i supposed to talk bout charles fuckin erik now !!!!!!#AND ITS SO EVIL CAUSE I KNOW CHARLES WOULD SPEAK SO SWEETLY yet in such context.... how lecherous..#LISTEN i just know he's a waist grabber i am certain charles is a waist grabber to keep erik steady while he rides him#'charles cant handle all that' is just my jealous cope because theres SO much to handle and i know charles handsy as hell#i KNOW he touching every curve and every groove on erik's body he doesnt enjoy himself Ever so my god he will indulge#see old people making out crazy tho Theyre Old they dont give a fuck and this is far from their first rodeo#they are shoving each other's tongues down their throats kinda gross if we're honest but what can you do...#thats just how they roll... esp if youre a repressed mfer like charles.#If We're Talking About Dams Breaking then charles is fully letting the dam break when he gets to be intimate with erik#I HAVE CLASS IN AN HOUR WHAT THA FUCKKKK NOW how am i supposed to think of old man sex. jesus christ this is a NIGHTMARE#ending my tags here i fear... sorry i typed up a whole lotta bull fuck i had to put the demons somewhere 😔 let these tags be my plum jar
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alright. i have held my tongue long enough but i can do it no longer.
i'm gonna something that the whippersnappers aren't going to understand & the veterans will probably take psychic damage from reading. but. consider, if you will:
Husk♦️Angel
...that's it, that's the post x'3c
#angelhusk#huskerdust#hazbin hotel#meowrails............. TWO!!! [.meme]#hi my toxic fandom trait is compulsively applying alternian quadrant rhetoric to Every Single Other Fandom I Get My Grubby Little Hands On—#♦️Huskerdust is literally *SO* real it sends me to the FLOOR every single time (for their S1 interactions at least)#never have i EVER seen a more textbook example of a moirallegience in a non-hs setting hshdhsjdhs#ALTHOUGH this version of Hell is probably one of the closest analogues what with all the violence & craziness constantly raging down there#they could probably use some fun little extra structure to all their batshit they've got going on lmao think about it#non-intimate ♠️Cherrisnake that Pen vacillated to ♥️ by the end bc he's a sappy soft boi like that~ <3#one-sided Vox♠️@Alastor bc Al's such a narcissist that the only person he deigns worthy of his true rivalry is the literal King of Hell—#—so. ♠️Radioapple obvi x'D (almost assuredly non-intimate in-canon but hey lol)#♥️Chaggie of course but also with a sizeable amount of ♦️volatility♠️ from Vaggie that intrigues me *deeply* actually#tho it wouldn't surprise me for them to smear a bit x'D Charlie in particular seems like the type to blend feelings like that#which i think is also part of why it's so interesting to me that Vaggie is the one seemingly doing most of it lol#bc also Charlie♦️@ all of Hell. probably ♣️@ all of Hell too x'D that's LiterallyTM the entire premise of the show pffffft~#tbh she's basically Al's ♣️Stem constantly trying to keep him from killing every second person he comes into contact with tho x'D good lord#♣️Vees but they pass around Stem duty like a hot potato bc they're all fucking disaster messes— x'3c#also Angel♣️Niffty & knives/trouble-in-general xD i love that one~#AAANYWAYS~ thanks for coming to my mentally compromised ted talk lmaoooo TwT#my art
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girlie's really out there taking freaky pics to send to her husband, while pretending to be her own kidnapper.
talk about being bored omg
that last one omg 😂😂😂 you can tell she's really into it
#when the phone rings#this is such a crazy drama haha#but hey you cannot help but root for her#i can't wait to see her make that mother and mother in law of hers regret ever messing with her#and omg the male lead is genuinely so HOOOT#i remember standing mouth agape when i saw him in mr sunshine#soooo hot#kdrama
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Eugene was truly the best boyfriend. saw his girlfriend get broken up with, and immediately had a revenge glow up. Imagine being Cassandra seeing your ex girlfriend's boyfriend and he's wearing a golden choker with the just deepest v neck known to man, the world's sluttiest gloves, and a thigh garter. I'd have to give up then and there.
#Eugenes season 3 outfit you will always be famous#eugene fitzherbert#tangled the series#:v#He saw cass's hot catsuit and knew what he had to do#Also just to scream abt the series bc I just finished#absolutely crazy to me that they have set up since s1 that Eugene has pretty strong identity issues and it's never really addressed?#like s3 was low-key a mess I wish they just let cass be a villain don't have her be manipulated the entire time let her choose it at least#or like I'm fine with her being manipulated but I just felt like they didn't want to go to far with her character#and it made her feel kinda weak narratively#a lot just felt rushed#and I think we should have gotten a biiit more with eugenes identity issues#bc a lot of it in that episode was just a running joke#will say.#euegene/Rapunzel really carried that series they're relationship was the best written part#I would like cass more if they let her be a bit more unhinged#Her best moment was ''will you fight for him?''#Like yess queen expand on that more#Need a whole episode of her kidnapping Eugene to fuck with Rapunzel#Also sorry you were worth fighting for is downright one of the most romantic lines in the whole show#Also it's so funny to me bc Rapunzel is so protective over Eugene like cass touches him and she's just#SHES MIIINE GET AWAY FROM HER IT'S NOT HER TIIIIME
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marvel drives me crazy with hiring some of the same actors to play different characters but i love rdj so much that i’ll let him playing dr. doom slide.
i kind of get why he was chosen as dr.doom as dr. doom takes on the identity of iron man for a period of time, but like dr. doom isn’t tony stark. i mean idk how they’ll play it out in the mcu and i know they like all the alternate universe stuff so maybe they may play a “tony stark becomes dr. doom in another reality” card. but what would’ve been better than all of this is if they just didn’t fucking kill tony stark to begin with!!
#and the reason why hiring the same actors to play different characters drives me crazy is bc there’s so much talent out there like it’s ok#to bring in new actors for these roles…#the mcu lowkey a hot mess but rdj’s return has me hype#i need to get back into mcu era it’s been years since i’ve watched anything marvel#also does this mean we have potential of having pedro pascal and rdj onscreen together ?? bc i’m into that i need that actually#rdj#mcu#marvel#iron man#tony stark#robert downey jr#hall h#comic con 2024#comic con#avengers: doomsday#avengers#avengers doomsday
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Hot Mess Express
ALL ABOARD!! Available on my shop! Shirts
#online shopping#online store#soren49#shelby benefield#illustration#cartoon#art#tee shirt#the shirt hoard#every day fashion#cat meme#cat design#cat lovers#Hot Mess Express#Hot mess#mess#tshirt#shirts#cats#coffee#crazy#anxiety#adulting#kitties#fire#flames#trains#automobiles#tired#exhausted
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Guys holy shit I’m finally starting to get normaler from the sickness
#I’ve had food poisoning Christmas Eve-Christmas#goddam papa John’s pizza I’ll kill those guys#emily had it too#I was throwing up crazy style#among other things 🤧#I slept for like 15 hours from yesterday evening thru today#it’s so messed up that poison took me for a RIDEEEE#emily is my angel tho she was so nice and supportive I love her so#I know she doesn’t feel so hot either tho bc she slept in till like 10:30 when usually 9 is the absolute latest for her lately#prey for me to continue healing y’all#delete later#reg banter
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A lovely stay made my night with a mood board dream board. So i return the love with one I spontaneously made in the unknown moment of flow.
#stray kids x reader fluff#I LOVE YOU Pixie Lixie 🌞#Living hot mess but it makes creativity bloom better just like true love at first sight for reals since childhood#Why does his sweetheart self make me so heartfelt sensitive and protective and also alot crazy about him#The black hoodie was his birthday gift with a set of pjs i wear from time to time even while out to keep him closest to me and my very ❤️#He also has a pair of sweatpants from my mama that matches me in case he ever wants to come over when ready to spend the 🌙 🌃
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“T.K.: Hi baby I’m home!
Carlos: T.K. Ask me how my day was.
T.K.:….. How was your day?
Carlos: It wasn’t the best. Now ask me why.
T.K.: Can you skip to the part about what I did wrong? (Heard a chirping noise) What was that?
Carlos: That was my question. It’s a cricket, one of several that were in a box that was on our doorstep.
T.K: Oh the crickets came!
Carlos:……
T.K: Oh. The crickets came here.
Carlos: Two hundred and fifty of them, TK. Which brings us to- why did you have two hundred and fifty crickets delivered to our home?
T.K: Okay so you know how there was a call last week about the old guy and the Komodo dragon…
Carlos: Uh huh….
T.K.: And how the dragon needed a new home and the guy, he had someone to take it and just needed a place for Cosmo to stay in the meantime…
Carlos: Cosmo?
T.K: The dragon.
Carlos: Of course. Was the plan for Cosmo to stay with us?
TK: No, not at all! But since my dad had to go back to New York to testify in that case, Cosmo was going to stay with Mateo.
Carlos: Okay, I need to sit down before you tell me the rest of this.
Carlos: So wait, why were the crickets delivered here?
TK: I have no idea! I ordered them for Mateo but they were supposed to be delivered to the firehouse. Here I can show you- see?
Carlos: (looks at his phone) TK…. You entered the firehouse as the billing address and our home as the shipping address.
TK:….. I did?
Carlos:……
TK: Oh baby I am so sorry. I didn’t mean to ruin your day off.
Carlos: I know that. And I didn’t mean ruin your night…. Or possibly your day off tomorrow.
TK:….. We’re not going to get to the thing at the Ryder’s tonight, are we?”
Carlos: Nope. Not unless you want to explain to your dad why a hungry dragon ate Mateo and Buttercup when he gets back.
TK: Come on, Cosmo wouldn’t do that.
Carlos: Remind me why fire and medical were dispatched to Cosmo’s house in the first place?
T.K:….. He got out of his yard and the neighbor thought he would eat her rabbits. Which he didn’t, by the way!
Carlos: TK….
TK: So, crickets?
Carlos: Yep.
TK: Copy that.
TK: Hey, this should be kind of fun. Like a big game of Pokémon- gotta catch ‘em all, right?
Carlos: …. TK-
TK: Right. Crickets now. Jokes later.
Carlos: Or never, possibly”.
#911 lone star#tk strand#carlos reyes#i don’t know if i should count this as incorrect quotes#it is but i know it’s crazy long#i did not intend for it to be this long#this was inspired by a Twitter thread of a guy who ordered crickets to his house without telling his wife#it just screamed tarlos#please go look at it i reblogged it and it is e best#and you know missed the tarlos content this week#im still gonna tag it as a quote#i know it’s a hot mess it just made me laugh#incorrect 911 lone star quotes#incorrect lone star quotes#incorrect 911 quotes#also the first part of from an episode of#that’s so raven#that had a similar plot
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I wanna play bg3 :(
#my sister's using the computer :(#I got busy with isat so she's been using it nonstop for like. two weeks.#and I'm pretty sure something got messed up because the fan is crazy loud and it gets hot#so like. I'm really worried somethings gonna break and I won't be able to play at all anymore#anyway. I just have a real hankering to play right now
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@greedbent poked this post for a starter! (。•̀ᴗ-)✧
Nothing had been the same since...that.
What was he supposed to do in the aftermath? The idea of getting another job, carrying on with life as if he hadn't...as if Manon hadn't been—
Rody couldn't do it. Just the thought sickened him. The world around him was different now, just like him: grim, hollow, unstable. The fire was still under investigation, so Rody used his meager savings to skip town and flee from suspicion. Even if he might have gotten away with it, he couldn't stand seeing that pile of ashes and rubble any more than he could stand seeing all the places they had gone together.
Her favorite cafe that she visited every week, where the staff all knew her by name. The streets he biked countless times going to-and-from her apartment. The movie theater where they had their first date.
It was all tainted now. Meaningless. Manon was gone. Rody was a murderer. So what was he supposed to do...?
He had no idea. But, all things considered, joining a gang seemed like as good an option as any.
Standing in the office of the head of such a gang, Rody couldn't help but think that this was the weirdest job interview of his life (which was saying something—he'd had some doozies). Was he supposed to write "CRIMINAL" in big letters on a piece of paper and use it like a resume? What other qualifications did you even need for something like this?
"Sooo how does this work, exactly?" He shifted his weight back and forth, trying not to be too obvious about avoiding the intense stare of the person across from him. "Is there an interview, or something? Do I tell you about my...'experience'?" Shit. That thought sure hadn't dawned on him until now. He struggled to continue with a mouth gone dry, "I-I don't, uh...I don't think I can do that. But anything else—? Fire away! I'm an open book."
#greedbent#《⭒✩⭒ || interaction: crazy in love (rody) 》#《⭒✩⭒ || verse: best served hot (rody) 》#AHH thank you for requesting this bby! B) TIME TO JOIN A GANG LETS GOOOO#he's like “I already committed atrocities ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ might as well keep at it”#he has crossed to the dark side so he's found someone who is all for that 👌#hopefully rody doesn't mess shit up TOO BADLY for kaz with his general ineptitude X'D#this dynamic will be super fun to explore!#thanks again honey! >w</ <3
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