#hot american love

[daddybenjie]

i am so sick and tired of people coming into my inbox and asking me this so i'm just going to make it my pinned

stop telling me johnabe is better than benjabe it's literally not ypu guys are literally just being transphobic and racist for not wanting a trans man in stem j*hnscum are all sexist sh!7h34d5. it's literally so disgusting how many posts i see about this in the abe tag, you guys should be ashamed for yourselves. it's literally just condoning pedophilia irl. benji was 29 when john was born and like it's literally so gross how everyone is so okay with a 30 year age gap. at least benji is literally already dead when abe is born. that's literally a million times better than a 30 year age gap. j*hnscum are a bunch of red coat apolpgists

[bellabaxter2023]

cunty american dad mood board

[violet-harmon2011]

to my favorite serial killer, clown, cult leader, hairstylist, vampire, playwright, actor, hotel owner, lobster man, circus performer, zombie, frat boy, and mechanic <3

[rottenaangelwings]

Kit walker, the love of my life

[littlebabyd0lly]

Any teachers from the uk that would like to bend me over and spank and abuse me? :< dm me please I’ll be your good girl!

[evanpetersbf]

MY MAN MY MAN MY MAN MINE MINE MINE MY HUSBAND AHHHYGHHHH I NEED HIM SO BADLT PLS BEAT ME UP

[booboodaddysblog]

Evan “holly f***” Peters 👀

📸 twitter: EvvieandMe

[martiiu]

why Kit Walker is so hot

[enchantingfemininity]

[seizethenightagain2]

A) Dylan

B) Zac

C) Both

[fadeintomel]

Evan Peters the man that you are

[daddybenjie]

i don't want to see ANY MORE POSTS about how benji isn't good for abe just because he almost un4l!v3d himself on accident a few times. it was literally to pursue his dreams, why are you guys framing ambition as a bad thing? and the rampant transphobia and bioessentialism in this fandom is soo bad, it's like you guys don't even want to see a trans man succeed just because he's a "biological woman" or some sh*t like that. it's literally 2024 we shouldn't be having this argument anymore. ESPECIALLY all of the people saying he almost un4l1v3d himself because he was raised as a woman and didn't have access to education. he's literally just a liddol bean so f*ck off 🙄

[d1lfswh0re]

⋆˙⊹ why cant he just love me like I love him.

[violet-harmon2011]

Can we get some Peter maximoff hcs pls? :3🩶🩶🩶

yes omg

would randomly get the zoomies at 3am

in order to cure them, he NEEDS you to come to the local DQ to get blizzards

ofc he carries you there on his back in under 2 seconds

going to grocery stores late at night to push each other around in shopping carts

randomly throws you over his shoulder and dances or runs around

would dress up as whatever you want for halloween

he would be the linguini to your remy, the woody to your bo peep, the romeo to your juliet, the ghostface to your tatum, the jake to your tricky, etc.

long distance doesn't exist for you guys

you're his first serious relationship, so he cares about you a LOT

feels like a lost puppy without you

clingy king

will barely let you go to work/school in the morning and will be on top of you when you get back

secretly loves it when you steal his headphones and listen to his music

he thinks you look adorable bopping your head and dancing around when you think he isn't watching

you're always mad when he forgets to eat and faints bc of it

but you can't stay angry for long bc he's just an overenergetic golden retriever

so you just always make sure to carry protein bars and such with you in case he forgets again

[lilislegacy]

not an american? allow me, an american🇺🇸, to explain our very simple and totally not-corrupt recent presidential history

in 2016, after being in office for 8 years, obama and biden passed the presidency to trump. then trump tried to win again, but biden beat trump, so trump then unwillingly passed the presidency back to biden, with harris. then biden really tried to pass the presidency to harris, but trump has now beat harris, so biden and harris will now pass the presidency back to trump.

so basically our leaders are just playing a really dirty and high stakes game of hot potato.

hope this helps!

[eatallthecalories]