#hoseok meme

[yoontastic]

[sugakookiesbutbadass]

he’s just like me fr fr

[arosesstorm]

Bts love languages

Jin: gifts

expensive gifts

plane trips

shows you the world

five hotel staying

buys you dresses and lingerie

surprises you with expensive gifts and small ones

your birthday is his favorite day to pamper you with love

(jin as in suger daddy yesss)

Namjoon: quality time

museum dates

night walks

romantic dinners

going around the city to take pics of you and what you see

Yoongi: acts of service

peels your perilla leaves (lol)

notices small details and tries to compensate:

thirsty? he notices and subtly hands you water

hungry? he has cooked some snacks as soon as he saw you coming down the stairs

Hoseok: quality time

loves to bring you along his trips

always makes time to take you on lovely dates

shows love through the experiences he wants to have with you

picnics

bungee jumping together (YES)

Jimin: words of affirmation

leaves random notes around the house for you to find

says "I love you" all the time!

"babe I'm back, by the way I love you"

compliments

lulls you to sleep as he talks about how lucky he is to be alive at the same moment at you

writes you letters and reads them to you

Taehyung: physical touch

holding hands at all times

kisses, small ones, on the cheeks, on the jaw, behind the ears

some part of him needs to be in contact with you all times

walking with his hand on your back

if you refuse physical touch he goes in alarming mode: are you angry at him? are you???? why?????

likes to lay on bed playing on his phone while you rest on his chest

Jungkook: gifts ; physical touch

gives you small meaningful gifts at random times, like that cd you talked about or that book you stopped to look at while you two were out

cuddles, but subtle ones: like being close around the house, caressing hair while looking at movies, playing with finger rings...

kisses on hands

patting your head to mess with you

likes to mess around just to be able to touch you, like pushing you, pocking you, tickling...

back hugs

neck kissing

plays it cool but secretly loves cuddles

big spoon most of the times but when he's stressed he needs to be the small spoon and it's adorable

his favorite hobby is annoy you and grin about it

Mia

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[kooradinho]

memes bio 🙅🏻‍♀️

- //se vc n gosta de mim mete bala na cabenca se esfaquear smt q passa morr

- aiir kkkcomo q vou sentar com força se ele é mt fofo💔

- nois zoa, rir, brinca, faz piadinha, mas só Deus sabe como tá a mente do palhaço ...

- é foda ser emo e romântico na era do sexo😔

- como assi vc quer me namora mas n vai dxar eu clonar seu zapkkkk 0 condições cocota

- como vo dize n as drogas si ela n me perguntou nd oxi kkkk eh mole mofi

- eu bebo e choro enquanto ouvo lana del rey

- oi (com intenção de arruinar sua vida

- do q ainda ser bonita se eu ainda sou dodói ds cabeça kkkkkksk

- nao pode cheira n pode fuma n pd fz nada ent vão se foderem

[uwu-fangurl]

Bts subtitles that sounds/ looks fake but aren't p.t. 6

[cowboylikeyoongi]

BTS (AND YOONJI) AS DIFFERENT VERSIONS OF BARBIE™ » they're everything. we're just ken. 🎀 cr. barbie selfie generator • xbeapanda • inspo

[incquotesx]

jungkook : bitch

jimin : *blocked*

jungkook, calling jimin : wait, unblock me I've something to tell you

jimin : *unblocked*

jungkook : bitch

[kuuipobangtan]

Does anyone else remember when Jin and Jimin were bored and had a weird pose competition back in 2014?

And Jimin declared himself the winner but then Sope just…

[dentinhodojk]

Bts memes bios

para quem nao entendeu o jimin estava sendo ameaçado de morte e o jin se vestiu igual a ele para que se tentassem matar o jimin eles matasse o jin

pra mim army q nao consegue dar mais de mil stream diarios nao eh army de verdade (mil pra cada army)

minha mãe tava me enchendo falando pra mim idolotrar jesus cristo e nao o Bts perguntei quantos daesangs jesus tinha e quase fiquei sem celular

tu so curte porcaria qm eh voce pra falar do bts seu lixo de merda morre praga

uma vez o namjoon rodou uma bola hoje em dia é chamada de terra

Jungkook eu vou destruir todas as cadeiras da terra entao o unico lugar q vc vai ter q senta eh na minha cara

nao fala do jimin voce ta me escutando??? nao fala do jimin louca voce quer mora no inferno??! nao fala do jimin ta ne escutando?!! PORRA COMO VC TEM CORAGE-

eu poderia chamar Hoseok de melhor amigo só para esconder o fato de que tenho sentimentos românticos por ele

requisitos pra ser meu namorado: ser min yoongi

garotas não querem namorados, garotas querem ter uma conversa intelectual de 3 horas com Kim Namjoon

eu nunca vou entender como o Bts é milionário mas tem a energia de um brasileiro com salario minimo

eu nao tenho medo da morte. tenho medo da vida sem o Bts

meus filhos erraram uma letra do Bts hoje eles nao comem

[yoontastic]

[minyooon3012]

Namjoon: did you change you password?

Yoongi: no

Namjoon:

Yoongi:

Yoongi, sipping coffee: “jimin” was too short, apparently

*Jungkook cackling in the background*

[vanilla-almond-cupcake]

bts: *messes up the choreo*

hoseok: *glares*

the rest of bts: *fearing for their lives*, *tell my parents I love them* *help* *if I beg for forgiveness will I be saved?* *we done messed up folks* *rip bts 2013-2024*

[kooradinho]

memes bio

- choro de puta deus nao Escuta mor

- oi💞 é p ler?

- #mulherdepreso👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨

- aí qi viadagem veyr será qi isso é contaminoso

- heterA passiva ata amo

- i ❤️ m ( maconha kkjjj🤓☝🏼

- amo deus odeo diabo

- menos ódio e mais buceta

- oii mor pq vc comentou na foto de uma garota em 2017 às 15:34 heinkkkkk vc tá me traindo ?

- sou uma cadela no cio automaticamente as 00h

- aí qi tristezakkkk aparece taehyung

- aprendendo a ser rabuda com rabuselle e seu tesao de 30 anittas

[jadeinretrogrde]

[henryrocky]

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