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HORUSS ZAHHAK - ASK FOR NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!?!? :)))))
horuss zahhak as a neil cicierega song is ask for nothing by lemon demon!
#mspa characters as neil cic songs#submitted by meiiknifelover#void player thing#homestuck#horuss zahhak#neil cicierega#lemon demon#ask for nothing#view monster
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Alternate Ship Names from MSPA Booru: Nepeta Leijon
Nepeta Leijon: Herself/Selfcest (Impawster) John (Teacup Cakes) Dave (Coolcat) Rose (Oglopussy) Jade (Olive Garden) Davesprite (Teaser Toy) Jadesprite (N/A) Jasprosesprite^2 (N/A) Jane (Meow Mix) Dirk (Heart 2 Heart) Roxy (Going Rogue) Jake (Monster Hunters) Karkat (Katnep) Aradia (Lion Tamer) Tavros (Cavalreapurr) Sollux (Lemon Lime) Kanaya (Classy Cat Ladies) Terezi (Scratch and Sniff) Vriska (Schrödinger) Equius (Meowrails) Gamzee (Insane Clown Pussy) Eridan (Catfish) Feferi (Octopussy) Doc Scratch (Scratching Post) Kankri (Tiger Trigger) Damara (N/A) Rufioh (N/A) Mituna (Neptuna) Meulin (Olive Tea) Latula (N/A) Aranea (N/A) Horuss (N/A) Kurloz (N/A) Cronus (N/A) Meenah (N/A) The Signless/Sufferer (Lion of Judah) Calliope (Shippers) Caliborn (N/A)
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SHOOT— hello just sent hc for horuss and an artistic s/o, for some reason i read that headcanons were open, could you make that into a scenario where s/o draws horuss?
I have a horuss bias so I’m excited for this one :D
<3 Mod Lemon
Horuss with an artist s/o
-Oh goodie he’s so excited! He is also a very creative person so two creative minds are even more powerful!
-If you like to paint he’d ask you to decorate some of his machinery. He’d want a lot of blue and horses.
-If you’re a lower blood color than him or a human he might be a tad bit condescending.
-A “8=D wow for someone of your social standing I didn’t expect you to make something this beautiful” here and there
-You just gotta drill it through his oblivious sweaty thick skull that that’s not okay. He’ll get the message eventually
B-b-b-bonus scenario!!!
As you head down to Horuss’ workshop the smell of sweat and oil hits your nose. A smell you’ve grown somewhat used to now having been with the blue blood for many sweeps now. You abscond into the workshop and tap him on his well muscled shoulder.
“8=D Oh hello I didn’t see you there you had startled me. Is there anything that you need?”
From your sylladex you pull out your sketchbook and flip to the page you had been working on. Horuss has glanced down and OH MY GOODNESS is that a picture of him frolicking with the most exquisite hoofbeasts!!
“8=D Oh my! I wasn’t expecting something like this. As much as I would wish to hold it and see it closer, the oil on my hands and my STRENGTH might ruin this exquisite drawing.” Aw man he looked so sad. But then you had a great idea.
You had ran out the room to go fetch some tacks. Ripping the page put of your book, You had hung it up on the corkboard in front of his desk. Now he can look at it whenever he wants.
“8=D Thank you so much! Now everyday I may glance at it and think of you!”
#homestuck x reader#homestuck#horuss zahhak#homestuck imagines#horuss x reader#mod lemon#beforus trolls#the fact i couldnt think of any horse puns for this is a sin
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Recipes for Cronus Maryam, Mituna Serket, and Horuss Captor with meat, pasta, pickles, seafood, honey, and cream
Garlic Grilled Steak
Brie Mac and Cheese
Almost Famous Fried Pickles
Honey Pepper Coconut Shrimp
Chai Latte Honey Mouse
Lemon Curd Custard Tart
#if you live somewhere where you can't just get gelatin leaves#you should be able to sub in powder for the mouse#homestuck#homestuck kin#kin recipes#Cronus Maryam#Cronus Maryam kin#Mituna Serket#Mituna Serket kin#Horuss Captor#Horuss Captor kin#bloodswap kin#food#Mod Dirk
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Hey, is it possible to get food for a Horuss ampora? Preferably with fish and hot vegetable dishes?
Sure thing!
Lemon Garlic Tilapia
Salmon with Dill
Best Tuna Melt
Roasted Garlic Cauliflower
Green Bean Casserole
Roasted Vegetables
I hope you enjoy! ~Shadow
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hey everyone, i’d like to do some trickster mode designs/draw other people’s designs at some point in the future and i’d like feedback for some of my sweets ideas, here’s the current list:
(under the cut bc its Long)
HOMESTUCK:
THE ALPHA KIDS: if it ain’t broke don’t fix it JOHN: see above DAVE: apple juice ROSE: lemon (not original) JADE: peppermint ARADIA: strawberry cheesecake (not original) TAVROS: chocolate covered pretzels SOLLUX: red and blue popsicles KARKAT: fruit punch NEPETA: pocky (green tea or normal) KANAYA: mint chocolate ice cream (not original) TEREZI: candy canes VRISKA: spider donuts (ha ha undertale) EQUIUS: peanut brittle GAM: gumdrops ERIDAN: macarons DAVESPRITE: apple pie NEPETASPRITE: ice cream JADESPRITE: dog biscuits DAVEPETASPRITE^2: pie a la mode JASPROSESPRITE^2: DAMARA: something cinnamon-related RUFIOH: peanut butter chocolate chip cookie MITUNA: banana split KANKRI: jawbreakers MEULIN: sweet hearts PORRIM: candy lips LATULA: pop rocks ARANEA: blueberry waffles HORUSS: KURLOZ: candy floss CRONUS: candy cigarettes MEENAH: swedish fish
HIVESWAP:
JOEY: eclairs JUDE: bottle cap candies DAMMEK: buckeyes XEFROS: candy apples TRIZZA: bubblegum CHARUN: gummy worms TAGORA: andes chocolates TIRONA: SKYLLA: chocolate milk AZDAJA: blue raspberries and grapes REMELE: chocolate coins FOLYKL: KUPRUM: ZEBEDE: TEGIRI: konpeitō ELWURD: snow cones MARVUS: sticks of rock CHAHUT: grape jelly KONYYL: FOZZER: mud cake BRONYA: cherries DIEMEN: gummy hotdogs AMISIA: candy buttons DARAYA: SOLEILS: ribbon candy MARSTI: POLYPA: LANQUE: ferrero rochers WANSHI: cookie cat ZEBRUH: zebra cakes CIRAVA: lifesavers TYZIAS: coffee LYNERA: crepes VIKARE: NIHKEE: BOLDIR: mystery flavor lollipops CHIXIE: caramel squares MALLEK: GALEKH: gingerbread cookies ARDATA: KARAKO: ice cream sandwich STELSA: protein shake
notes:
tricksters marked with italics means that i’ve drawn them! blank characters obv mean i dont have a thing for them yet. :p
suggestions for food/candies are always open, but im picky on whether or not i’ll use them. i don’t want too many name brand candies like twix or skittles etc.
do not send in suggestions for feferi.
list of people who have helped is here. i do not remember who suggested what but you can always come into my inbox and clarify if you’d like - several anons (come off anon if u want credit [or u can message me]) - pollyannam3 - thotrezi - universeal-yahoo-1 - the-rose-owl - viivianite - iibaku - katzblogs - ninobabino - wizard-lizards - criiistalgems - omodan - iced-herbal-tea-in-a-flask - limelimepie - localtreefriend - perrsill - paradox--socks - yeehaw-comrade - ember--hearts
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Daycarestuck! (So many ships....)
read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/2laDC91
by Ultimate_Fandom_Queen
Jake English is the current owner of Lil Ol Schoolhouse Daycare center. Unfortunately, the daycare is currently going bankrupt, and his own twin brother, Lord English, in a fit of jealousy is determined to close it down. What happens when a ghost from Jake's past, someone he once thought was his true love, comes around, and might just have the answer to saving Jake's beloved daycare center?
Words: 13167, Chapters: 3/?, Language: English
Fandoms: Homestuck, Daycarestuck - Fandom, Alternate Universe - Fandom
Rating: Mature
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Categories: F/F, F/M, Gen, M/M, Multi, Other
Characters: The Signless | The Sufferer, The Disciple (Homestuck), The Summoner (Homestuck), The Psiioniic | The Helmsman, The Handmaid (Homestuck), The Dolorosa (Homestuck), Darkleer (Homestuck), Spinneret Mindfang, Neophyte Redglare, Orphaner Dualscar, The Condesce (Homestuck), Grand Highblood, Jake English, Lord English (Homestuck), Bro, Mom, Dad Egbert, Roxy Lalonde, Rose Lalonde, Dave Strider, John Egbert, Dirk Strider, Grandpa, Nanna, Jane Crocker, Jade Harley, Kankri Vantas, Damara Megido, Rufioh Nitram, Mituna Captor, Meulin Leijon, Porrim Maryam, Latula Pyrope, Horuss Zahhak, Aranea Serket, Cronus Ampora, Meenah Peixes, Kurloz Makara, Karkat Vantas, Aradia Megido, Tavros Nitram, Sollux Captor, Nepeta Leijon, Terezi Pyrope, Kanaya Maryam, Equius Zahhak, Vriska Serket, Eridan Ampora, Feferi Peixes, Gamzee Makara
Relationships: Jake English/Dirk Strider, John Egbert/Karkat Vantas, John Egbert/Dave Strider, Dave Strider/Karkat Vantas, Dad/Mom, Gamzee Makara/Tavros Nitram, Terezi Pyrope/Vriska Serket, Spinneret Mindfang/Neophyte Redglare, Cronus Ampora/Kankri Vantas, Cronus Ampora/Mituna Captor, Nepeta Leijon/Karkat Vantas, Nepeta Leijon/Equius Zahhak, Sollux Captor/Aradia Megido, Eridan Ampora/Feferi Peixes, Sollux Captor/Feferi Peixes, Tavros Nitram/Vriska Serket, John Egbert/Vriska Serket, Rose Lalonde/Kanaya Maryam, Eridan Ampora/Kanaya Maryam, Jade Harley/Tavros Nitram, Jade Harley/Karkat Vantas, Jane Crocker/Jake English, Roxy Lalonde/Dirk Strider, Jake English/Roxy Lalonde, The Disciple/The Signless | The Sufferer, Lord English/Dirk Strider, Aradia Megido/Equius Zahhak
Additional Tags: Daycare, Fluff, Smut, Lemon, Homestuck - Freeform, original - Freeform, AU, Alternate Universe, Cute, Adorable, Children, ships, So many ships, All The Ships, sinking ships, reader suggestions welcome, Angst
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Daycarestuck! (So many ships....)
read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/2laDC91
by Ultimate_Fandom_Queen
Jake English is the current owner of Lil Ol Schoolhouse Daycare center. Unfortunately, the daycare is currently going bankrupt, and his own twin brother, Lord English, in a fit of jealousy is determined to close it down. What happens when a ghost from Jake's past, someone he once thought was his true love, comes around, and might just have the answer to saving Jake's beloved daycare center?
Words: 13933, Chapters: 4/?, Language: English
Fandoms: Homestuck, Daycarestuck - Fandom, Alternate Universe - Fandom
Rating: Mature
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Categories: F/F, F/M, Gen, M/M, Multi, Other
Characters: The Signless | The Sufferer, The Disciple (Homestuck), The Summoner (Homestuck), The Psiioniic | The Helmsman, The Handmaid (Homestuck), The Dolorosa (Homestuck), Darkleer (Homestuck), Spinneret Mindfang, Neophyte Redglare, Orphaner Dualscar, The Condesce (Homestuck), Grand Highblood, Jake English, Lord English (Homestuck), Bro, Mom, Dad Egbert, Roxy Lalonde, Rose Lalonde, Dave Strider, John Egbert, Dirk Strider, Grandpa, Nanna, Jane Crocker, Jade Harley, Kankri Vantas, Damara Megido, Rufioh Nitram, Mituna Captor, Meulin Leijon, Porrim Maryam, Latula Pyrope, Horuss Zahhak, Aranea Serket, Cronus Ampora, Meenah Peixes, Kurloz Makara, Karkat Vantas, Aradia Megido, Tavros Nitram, Sollux Captor, Nepeta Leijon, Terezi Pyrope, Kanaya Maryam, Equius Zahhak, Vriska Serket, Eridan Ampora, Feferi Peixes, Gamzee Makara
Relationships: Jake English/Dirk Strider, John Egbert/Karkat Vantas, John Egbert/Dave Strider, Dave Strider/Karkat Vantas, Dad/Mom, Gamzee Makara/Tavros Nitram, Terezi Pyrope/Vriska Serket, Spinneret Mindfang/Neophyte Redglare, Cronus Ampora/Kankri Vantas, Cronus Ampora/Mituna Captor, Nepeta Leijon/Karkat Vantas, Nepeta Leijon/Equius Zahhak, Sollux Captor/Aradia Megido, Eridan Ampora/Feferi Peixes, Sollux Captor/Feferi Peixes, Tavros Nitram/Vriska Serket, John Egbert/Vriska Serket, Rose Lalonde/Kanaya Maryam, Eridan Ampora/Kanaya Maryam, Jade Harley/Tavros Nitram, Jade Harley/Karkat Vantas, Jane Crocker/Jake English, Roxy Lalonde/Dirk Strider, Jake English/Roxy Lalonde, The Disciple/The Signless | The Sufferer, Lord English/Dirk Strider, Aradia Megido/Equius Zahhak
Additional Tags: Daycare, Fluff, Smut, Lemon, Homestuck - Freeform, original - Freeform, AU, Alternate Universe, Cute, Adorable, Children, ships, So many ships, All The Ships, sinking ships, reader suggestions welcome, Angst
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Horus X Reader: Mechanical Heart
Horuss Zahhak X Reader
Mechanical Heart
“Fiddlesticks,”
you heard, as you walked into the hive,
“Horuss!” you drawled out, shocking the poor troll to the point of oblivion. He jumped, sending the screwdriver in his hand flying to the other side of the room, most likely to stick into the wall. You could easily forget how strong he was,
“___, you startled me, welcome to my home,” You looked around the familiar surroundings.
“I told you, you don't have to be so formal. It's frustrating, I'm not sure how to respond in kind,”
“Nonsense,” he murmured, quickly pushing what he was working on away into a drawer. He had been having strange behavior all week. Where he was always so happy to share his work, now it seemed as though he was withdrawn. As if he had wanted to hide something from you.
“What in the world are you doing over there?” You asked coming up behind him to try and peak over his shoulder,
“Nothing of interest to you,” he locked the door and turned to face you engulfing you in a hug and lifting you clean off of the floor.
“I found myself missing you so much!” you rolled your eyes and locked your arms around his neck, tugging off his goggles and chucking them onto his work bench.
“I can't believe this,” he teased as if he was actually bothered by the fact.
“I wanted to see those pretty blue eyes,” you told him. A deep sapphire blush graced the noble one's cheeks.
“Such flattery is uneighsasarry,” you snickered and he set you down on the floor, burying his face against his palm.
“Horse pun!” you laughed loudly, almost falling over. He always made horse puns when he was nervous. So he more often than not, made them around you. You wondered a long time about for his possible red feelings from you. From the time he had first found you on this strange planet. He taught you everything there was to know, everything about troll culture, he allowed you to live not to far from him. You couldn't believe his kindness.
Once he was done figuring out what you were of course. The only thing you begrudged him was for taking your beloved stuffed horse. You rolled your eyes at yourself as Horuss had turned away from you during your musings. He was fiddling with that damn radio again. Amazingly he could pick up radio waves from Earth. Only, usually it was nothing more than classical music, apparently that suited him just fine.
“May I have this dance my lady?” he bowed and offered you his hands,
“You may,” you giggled as he closed the gap between both of you quickly, all too quickly. Long strides, muscles rippled beneath thin fabric, the leather of his apron was crushed against you. He smelt so good, his hand found the small of your back, hovering just in the notch above your arse. The blue blood snugged you against himself and tightened your hand in his, “
I really can't dance, Horuss,” you whined,
“Don't be ridiculous,” he lifted you gently, placing your feet on top of his,
“Anyone can dance if hay have the right partner!” he was adorable when he was nervous. You reached up and put your hands on his helmet “Just one more thing,” You tugged away the leather covering and undid the leather piece that was holding back a curtain of ebony locks in a firm lock. A shimmering dark cascade unfolded around his and your shoulders. The blush deepened on the blue blood as he looked down at you. He was so strong, so powerful, yet he was such nobility and grace. He began to move, to turn elegant circles and steps you could have sworn his feet were flying, his hair formed a flurry around his face, fanning out over his sharp cheek bones and strong square jaw.
Blue tinted lips peaked in a smile over straight pointed teeth, soft plush gosh would you love to kiss him. You laughed louder and smiled up at his handsome face as you began to fly. He grabbed your hips and spun you over his head, whirling you about. He threw you and caught you securely, just as the song ended.
“Now I would say that was a marvelous dance,” he unhooked his apron and set it on the chair not to far from his work bench. Your chest was heaving even though you had exerted no effort.
“And you, are a marvelous dancer,” smiling he proffered you the chair.
“I have something I wish to discuss with you,” you looked up at him as he straightened out his shirt and sank down to a crouch in front of you,
“What do you want?”
“I was wondering if you would be interested in a matespritship with me,” you turned twelve shades of unholy red,
“I...” smiling he took your hand and kissed the inside of your wrist.
“I pledge to give you all of the love I have until the moment the universe collapses and everything shall cease to exist. My caring for you will be an irrevocable force that death could never stop. The passion for you in blue blood could stop a horde of hoofbeasts in their noble tracks. You are my one, my only, my life and my matesprit, I beseech you to accept my offur,” you snickered,
“That wasn't a horse pun!” he closed his eyes in frustration.
“I know, I know. Fiddlesticks! Meulin, helped me practice that poem for me, although might I say she has rubbed off on me in some of the worst ways, please excuse my inexcusable language my stead fast love,”
You looked at him still shocked, weighing your feelings. Did you love him? Did you love the eccentric, horse obsessed troll? You stared in to fathomless pools of molten sapphire, beaming up at you with the softest pout of a lip, all the love and admiration in the world. This was a man who would worship the ground you walked on if you let him..
“Yes, I want you, you're my matesprit, and I accept you for everything, for eternity. I shall protect you, I shall adore you,” he beamed as he kissed you,
“I'm aware your wriggling day isn't for another few days, though I have something I wish to give to you,” he produced a small brass key from his pocket and unlocked the drawer. He pulled something small into his hand, then moved back to you. In the gray palm was a small heart, only about 2 inches long, two inches across. It was silver, decorated sapphires in the shape his own symbol, small flecks of a coppery metal and gears decorated around the edges and sides. He took the small key and slid it into the top of the heart, a small tone played, the waltz you had just danced to strummed on the inside of the delicate thing and inside was a sketch of you and Horuss, the inscription,
“Forever more, forever after” engraved in the other side, of gleaming silver,
“You.. made this..” you whimpered out happily. Slowly he slid the key onto a chain, and closed the locket. The long chain allowed the heart to rest delicately over your own.
“Thank you...” you murmured, shocked by the gesture,
“Together forever,” he purred, kissing you roughly,
“You're going to be mine now, forever and ever,” he murmured as he leaned a little too hard against you, toppling the chair and sending him sprawling over you. You gasped in shock and clung to him, wrapping your legs around his waist tightly.
“That was.. unintended,” you laughed and exchanged a glance with him,
“Are you alright?”
“More than,” you squeaked out running a finger over his horns, he leaned into your touch and moaned quietly.
“I'm going to make you feel a lot more alright,” his ground his hips between your legs and pressed tight against you,
“I'm going to make you fill buckets for me over and over again,” your flush darkened as you looked the other way,
“I'm going to give you such a night of pleasure,” he unbuttoned your dress, sliding it off your body, moaning long and low when he realized you weren't wearing anything under it,
“Was that supposed to be a treat?” you shook your head in furious embarrassment,
“Of course not! I just need to do laundry,”
“Surprising me was unnecessary my lovely queen, ” the coat of raven hair sluiced down his naked chest.
“When did that happen?” you thought to yourself running a hand down the muscles, so beautiful and well defined. Sculpted fibers under each finger you crossed, the troll shook as you touched him,
“Enough of that,” he rose above you, kneeling, he grasped your hips and buried his face between his legs,
“Hey, aren't you.. doing this a little quick?” he shook his head,
“No, I've waited for this for too long already, I wanna taste your genetic material as it flows into my mouth, I want to drink you like ambrosia,” he moaned softly as his tongue flicked over your dripping slit. Repeatedly washing over. His fingers massaged your clit while one large hand splayed over your lower back keeping you supported in the air. You felt like you were floating.
“T-too much,” you mewled, as the tongue began to bury itself deeper and deeper within you. Oh god,
“Horuss,” you screamed his name now, and suddenly you were lifted, lifted and placed over a large chair, on your back hips raised, legs wrapped around his hips, a blue bulge squirming and twisting against your wet entrance. You leaned up and tried to push him away, “We can't do this, I think.. it's too soon,” you were lying, in fact you were just scared. You had never let anything get to this point and now that it was here, even with someone that you love, it was terrifying.
“Shh,” he murmured quietly, using his leather tie to gently bind your hands and secure them behind the chair,
“Just relax,” You looked up at him, incomparable compassion was all you found in the dark blue pupils,
“I-I'll try,” you murmured,
“I'll stop should you decide you want me to,” you nodded and beamed at him. He began to massage you hips, as he pushed into you, slowly he withdrew, and pushed in again. His hips began to move slow, smooth, gentle fractions, slowly you could feel the stretching, the giving, the pleasure, the pressure building tight knots within. Muscles clenched and a flood of moisture trickled out.
“I ugh. I am afraid to admit I will not be able to last much longer,” you smiled up at him, opening your eyes now to see him, flushed a delicate blue, a hot sheen of sweat decorating his rigid muscles.
“Oh.. I.. I don't care.. I don't need to..” every time he thrust back in he was just barely missing the central nerve you so desperately wanted, you needed it. You tightened on him, and in response his member squirmed within you. His thrusts became erratic, and almost as if he knew what you were feeling, a finger slid into your slit and pressed against the sensitive nerves there, you screamed, you didn't know how loud or how long all you knew was you did, it was so good. The pleasure was a rush of fire, coursing through your veins as he exploded into you.
“I am so sorry,” he slid out of you and crushed you against him, his hand sliding over your heart pulling you against his chest. He walked you out doors and sat onto a swing, a low lying thing he folded up on himself to fit onto.
“I am so happy to share this sunset with you, to share my existence with you,” I.. feel the same... you thought unable to say. You just.. allowed yourself to drift of into a tranquil slumber
~ stay tuned for part two guy! Sorry if it sucks =[
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