#hornyposting™

[lacunazai]

and if I speak too loud about chuuyas hand size they will strike me down with lightning .

[bastardcherub]

ok but crying from being fucked? because it just feels too good? it’s just so intense, it’s too much- and You just come completely undone in the other’s touch, not capable of any more coherent thoughts or words, completely at their mercy

[cursed-child-autumncookie]

Sorry if this is weird to say or anything but like. Shout out to the Siffrin horny bloggers you guys make great content AND are really like. Idk how to word it but you're like. Changing and deconstructing a lot of the maybe not the best/most educated views I as an allo had on asexuality and teaching me a lot of the nuances and different types and ways of like. BEING ace and showing me the spectrum there. I might not always get it and be confused sometimes but I do try my best to at least LEARN and be respectful and you guys have been really nice and welcoming and I really appreciate that so like. Thank you genuinely for that keep doing what you're doing over there <3

[blatantlyhidden]

i swear it's like he knows what we go absolutely feral for. like us hornyposting about wanting to see his makeup all ruined from tears etc. etc. and BOOM he posts a pic where he looks like he just had an intense session of SOMETHING™ that was soo good it made him cry

[jays-bookmarks]

y'all I've been seeing a lot of beautiful posts about dragon!Dan Heng and his more... draconic body parts 👀

but I would just like to say that if he really is a Vidyadhara, you might end up disappointed :(

bc for a species that can't reproduce and only ever reincarnates, why would they need any reproductive parts at all? forget about the double cocks. he might not even have one 😔

anyway I fully support all the hornyposting about Dan Heng these are just some Biology Thoughts™

[mutter-official]

uhhh pinned post time

hi, I'm mutter, the little-known window manager component of GNOME since the GNOME devs won't let you separate the WM from the DE

irl I'm a programmer and cyber professional, I use Arch with GNOME. no, you don't get to know my real name / professional username / anything like that. fuck off.

this is not a sideblog but I have used tumblr before I made this blog, no you won't find my old blog

DNIs are fucking stupid but if you're a dick I'll block you

I try and tag most things, if you need a trigger tagged shoot me a message or an ask.

Special Tags™:

#hornyposting: me being horny or reblogging vaguely horny things, block this if you don't want horniness on your dash

#nsft: things that you proooobably shouldn't see if you're a minor. if you're a minor and following this blog, please block this tag.

#the wm speaks: non-reblog posts

[tanjir0se]

My Day Mutuals™ after waking up to read my all night hornyposting like the newspaper thing in the fucking morning

[battlespirebitch]

welcome to my blog. under construction

hiiiiiiiiiiii. welcome to this unthemed blog. rules: i get to post whatever i want and thats it. i don't usually explicitly hornypost but sometimes often my posts have that horny vibe™ i hornypost with frequency, you've been warned.

if i post anything that doesn't look like it was put together in ms paint, chances are it's not original. most posts will probably be images i stole from 195 and 196 over the past several years.

my asks and dms are open to EVERYONE for ANY REASON except bigotry. anon asks are on.

stuff i like:

music: mostly 70s/80s, lots of post-punk but also pretty eclectic.

games: <insert link>

[hertwood]

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[miss-peanut-butter-cups]

POLL TIME I'D LIKE OPINIONS PLEASE

Conscious that I do a lot of it and wanted to get a gauge about how people feel about it.

Might do a slight rebrand if Hornypost Here wins, don't want this to link to anything IRL People™ would recognise. But hornyposting would probably go up and might lead to some pics

Anyway thank you for voting

[lynx582]

Hello, I'm Lynx! (he/him) - NSFW Page, Minors DNI.

I am 20-something years old, from a hellscape called Suburban America, I am straight, but the eye is known to wander.

This is an anonymous side-blog to my main dedicated to HornyPosting™ hours and my more risque writings.

Full Bio Here. (for the PC master race only)

[feralposting]

TW: Eating/food issues

CW: vent post

quick vent post — this isn’t my usual content but oughhh I just need to scream into the anonymous void of social media rq

to any mutuals seeing this, yes, I’m doing okay, just having a bit of a Time™

Being hungry, but feeling like if you eat, you’re gonna explode quite frankly sucks so much ass. Like. I would like to eat. I like food. I like enjoying food. I don’t like feeling painfully hungry. But the thought of eating feels inexplicably wrong and associated with this weird feeling of impending doom. It’s so shitty and horrifically panic inducing like hey can we maybe not. The thought of food in these moments — or god forbid, being around food — is genuinely nauseating, which isn’t exactly helpful with the whole ‘I-don’t-feel-like-eating’ thing. In the past, feeling hungry was a little exciting because it means “oh yay! I get to eat food, I like doing that,” but as of late feeling hungry just fills me with dread

To be clear, I don’t have body image issues or anything (besides gender dysphoria), it’s not like I feel I need to change my body through my diet or anything, if anything, I’d like to put on some weight and gain some muscle mass back

But I just. Can’t do it. And when I can manage to and I do force myself to eat something of real sustenance, I feel weirdly disgusted. Both with the food and with myself. I have periods of low appetite as well where I’m genuinely not hungry and don’t eat a lot, but this is an entirely different, relatively new problem

Luckily, it’s not all the time, but it’s been coming in waves and happening with more consistency and it. sucks. A lot. I’m losing weight and it’s screwing with me :/

anyways thanks for listening to my ted talk, back to your regularly scheduled hornyposting

[homo-adaptionem]

About

Hey there, I'm H (they/them) and this is my tumblr blog.

"Homo adaptionem" means "the adapting human", because I felt "sapien" was a bit too generous for a dumbass like me.

Blog info below; I recommend reading before you view the rest of the blog; definitely read before following. Enter at your own risk.

My YouTube channel is H. adaptionem. I post roughly the same kinda stuff there, except you have to look at my face and hear my voice. You can see all of my playlists at h-adaptionem.tumblr.com/ytplaylists.

I have an Instagram, theadaptinghuman, but I mainly use it for looking at other's stuff rather than posting my own.

TL;DR:

disabled, LGBT, an adult, witch, Weirdo™

personal interest blog w/ some potentially upsetting content like discourse, politics, nsfw, & gore (minors & squicked beware)

EXCESSIVE TAGGER; most trigger tags have "CW" before them; tags all slurs

doesn't mind like/reblog spam

doesn't check mentions or replies; send an ask if you need to get my attention

disclaimers: homo-adaptionem.tumblr.com/disclaimers

faq: homo-adaptionem.tumblr.com/faq

Side Blogs: (WIPs)

bone-asp-the-teeth, for food & recipes 🍕🍔🌯🥧☕📜

ethical-omnivore-h, for ethical omnivorism, locavorism, flexitarianism, animal welfare, etc. ☮♥🍽🐔🐮🐷🐝🌎

grotesque-grimoire, for witchcraft stuff 🧹🧿🕯💀 (solitary, eclectic, & non-Wiccan)

h-adaptionem, for my YouTube channel stuff specifically 🎬

h-a-reference-research-resources, for research stuff and source collecting 📝🔍

practical-herbalist, for herbalism stuff 🌿

stabbed-myself-with-a-safety-pin, for DIY & kandi shit 🧷✂🧵

Expect:

Hauls (library, bookstore, thrift, dollar store, & sometimes dumpster dives; usually fashion, decor, & collectables)

Alt fashion (stuff that resembles goth [trad/romantic/mall/casual/nu/pastel/90s/2000s], emo, punk, etc.) & decor

The Worst™ music taste you've ever seen 🎵

Some fandumb shit; those Pokeman creatures, Monster High, Danny Phantom, Elder Scrolls, Beetlejuice TAS, and more

Creepy crawlies 🕷🦂🐛🦋🦟🐜🦗🐝🐞

Mycology, fungi, plants, & gardening 🍄🦠🌵🌻

Occultism, cryptids, urban legends, creepypasta, etc. 👻👽🧛‍♀️🧜‍♀️🧚‍♀️🧟‍♂️

Struggle & poverty tips ☠🏴‍☠️💸

Bisexual pride 🏳‍🌈 💖💜💙 ♾

Nonbinary pride, duosex/nullsex pride, & transsexual pride 🏳‍🌈 💛🤍💜🖤 🏳️‍⚧️ 💖💙🤍💙💖

Hermaph pride 🦪👤🍌

Disability stuff, mainly relating to psychosis, mental health, allergies (mainly food), accessibility issues, resources, etc.

Body neutrality (🤷‍♂️ w/e corporeality) & Ugly Pride

Ethical omnivorism, flexitarianism, & locavorism 🐝

The occasional Discourse™ (beware of 'pinions you may not agree with and potentially problematic content!)

❗ DISTURBING CONTENT SUCH AS: sex/kink/hornyposting, artistic nudity, gore, true crime, historical events, medical stuff, the aforementioned Discourse™, etc.

CRINGE (ye be warned; don't come to the circus and bitch when you see clowns)

Whatever the hell else I like lmao this is my house, you're a guest here

Like/reblog spamming is fine, I don't mind at all.

If you want my attention, you have a better shot if you shoot me an ask, as I rarely check my mentions/replies. I have a shit ton of stuff blacklisted, so I may not see your asks/mentions/posts if they include slurs, content triggering to me, etc. It's not that I'm ignoring you, I'm just trying to take better care of my mental health, y'know? Gotta police my own intake of content, etc. etc.

Most things are tagged, so block what you need to using tumblr's own blocking function, Xkit, or Tumblr Savior. Slurs and triggering content usually have a CW before them, even if the OP doesn't consider the content triggering. I tag excessively, deal with it. Tags relating to my OG content can be found at /ogtags.

DNIs/DNFs are useless and performative; I just block (& report if needed) who I dislike/etc, and I block liberally, for any reason. I respect most other people's DNIs, if they're accessible. If I can't read it, I won't bother. Don't like me? Block me.

Stay safe and stay weird!

🏳️‍🌈💖💜💙🏳️‍⚧️💛🤍💜🖤🏴‍☠️🧿📓💀👻🦇🦂🕷️🐛

VARIOUS IMAGES BELOWWWWWW:

[quoth-the-ravenous-raven]

Welp, guess I was a little too horny in the tags on someone's post. That's the best I can come up with, anyway. I just got a message that said 'k' and was blocked. I hope I didn't make them uncomfortable, and I'm sorry if I did. I hope that my tags come off as flattery and not just being gross. Unfortunately I don't even remember what the post was or what I said because I was Hornyposting with ADHD™ and I can't find the post now.

Anyway, if my out-of-pocket thirsty tags ever make anyone uncomfortable, please let me know so I can delete the post and adjust my behavior. This is sort of my vent blog for my sexuality, but that in no way takes precedence over the comfort of the people whose content I reblog.

Sorry for the disturbance. Horny reblogs will reconvene later.

[yearning-gay]

29, 52, 55, 75, 84 👀

29. Describe a typical masturbation session.

i log on here usually and like scroll my dash, check out some tags for anything new and spicy or see if my for you page has anything inch resting on it lol i think i just hornypost after that?? and yearn to be bred sbdnslslw

52. How often do you masturbate?

i think couple times a week atm but sometimes i get into a Mood™ and either am not horny for a long time or im rly horny all the time

55. Have you ever been so turned on that someone noticed?

i don't think so skdnsls i don't tend to get horny in public usually and i don't get dirty talked that often lmao

75. What’s the messiest you’ve ever got when masturbating on your own?

every time i bust out the dildo im just fucking soaked in lube and it's everywhere and i need a towel for that shit and then my hole get cranky and protests with blood and like wow man i cannot catch a break if i want to cockwarm sjdbsldkd

84. What’s the most embarrassing porn you like to watch?

i don't really watch porn ajdnsks but like denial content i think comes closest to that 😳 there's also some related body mod aspects that appeal to me that i don't post abt bc i find it embarrassing sjdndldlf