#hornofgondor

[spinningalbinoturtle]

Social Media headcanons

Aragorn

Has an official Instagram and Facebook accounts as a head of state. He also has a private account that his friends follow him on: strideranger alternatively strangerranger or rangerdanger on tiktok. His insta consists solely of pictures of his horse, Arwen and occasionally videos of cool plants or wildlife. He captions thing like an old man. His Tiktok is tracking tutorials and again nature videos. He hates twitter and isn’t on it.

Legolas

All the social medias his names include princeofmirkwood, andmybow, and legolocks. Has over a million followers in insta, tiktok and twitter. He posts lots of glammy photos of himself in the woods and tutorials of how to keep your hair and makeup intact in the battlefield. He also edits slow mows of himself shooting orcs. Doesn’t have Facebook because he claims its “for old people” despite being the second oldest member of the fellowship Posts his random thoughts in twitter and gets like thousands of retweets every time

Gimli

anmyaxe, lordofglitteringcaves, gimlet, are some of his names. Posts angry rants on twitter and faceboo. Regularly gets into internet fights with trolls. Posts videos on tiktok of his various stone projects and his workout routine (the latter gets a lot of views) Everyone loses it when he and Legolas team up for a “elf braid vs dwarf braid” youtube video. Oh yes he also has a very popular youtube channel where he explains how to of various craft trades.

Pippin

Has made foolofatook his name for everything and also a hashtag. Huge on twitter and twitch, he also has insta and tiktok and a youtube channel with Merry. Said Youtube is very popular and involves pranks, media reviews, and him and Merry doing stupid shit

Merry

Does a lot of work on the channel with Pippin. Also has a twitch and twitter. Insta king people think he’s really cool. He is the kind of person who shares his progress on candy crush and duolingo. Tried to make merrychristmas his username but it was taken and so went with theweedprofessor. His tiktok is more popular than Pippin’s but Pippin’s twitter is more popular

Sam

Not huge on social media mostly got it because his friends peer pressured him into it. Has facebook and always says happy birthday to people on it but gets annoyed by all the politics. His instagram is samnotsowise alternatively gardeningamgee. Its super wholesome, lots of pictures of his plants and pets and him and Frodo. Sometimes he’ll post a poem

Frodo

Frodo would be on tumblr tho. Username is bagginit on insta and frodoninefingers on twitter which he never uses. His tumblr is ringringhello. He also has insta but rarely posts anything except occasionally a picture of Sam. He has a linguistics Youtube channel where he talks about elvish history and language. Actually the most political on social media this is because Frodo has a very strong moral compass and wants to get the word out about important issues.

Boromir

He’s a twitch streamer I’m sorry. He also has twitter at hornofgondor. Likes everyone of Merry and Pippin’s videos and posts and reposts them with captions like “love these guys!!!” Mostly shares memes on twitter and facebook very much dad vibes

Gandalf

Posts weird shit that no one understands on facebook and instagram at thegreywizard

Bilbo

He has facebook and likes to tag his relatives in things that he knows will annoy them. Other than that he just posts memories of Frodo like the proud parent he is Like every birthday he’ll post something really sweet and sappy like “so proud of the young man he’s become”

Elrond

He gets in trouble on twitter sometimes but not nearly as much as Thranduil

Faramir

Insta and tiktok at stewardstew. Mostly posts pics of his cats. Reposts everything Eowyn posts. Likes to uplift his friends. Answers citizen questions on official gondor accounts very warmly. Also shares memes

Eowyn

She has a podcast and everyone has been a guest at some point. She highlights inequalities in middle earth. Lots of reposts of feminist events and programs. Badass pics of her with her sword on her insta and tiktok. She does lots of tiktok challenges. Her username is iamnoman on tiktok and eowinner on instagram

Arwen

Like legolas is all over insta posts lots of glammy photos in the woods as well. But she also shares a lot of Eowyn’s posts. Posts lots of inspirational quotes and stuff. Is really into yoga and posts about that as well. Her name on all social medias is evenstarwen

[thiswaycomessomethingwicked]

I spent most of today scrolling through AITA posts on Reddit. Which made me wonder - if Reddit had existed in Grima's time, what kind of AITA posts would he make?

I (44m) murdered my boss's (71m) son (41m) so I could sell the whole company out to a rival organization. The new boss (10,192m) said I could have the old boss's daughter (26f) as my reward. Her brother (29m) suspects me, but I forged some documents and got rid of him as well. AITA?

hahahahah he's so messy

Reddit would have SO many opinions and he'd ignore every single one of them.

That said I feel like he'd frame it so he was the sad meow meow of the situation. Like this is Grima, positioning and optics are premium importance so he'd skew the matter a bit to emphasize certain things and leave out other details:

I (44[?]m) have been experiencing a great amount of existential dread over the inevitable end of the world and feel that my king (71m) is not in a position to keep me safe. (oh, and our people, of course.) I have also been working for my king for many years and feel that I have not been appreciated for my efforts nor adequately rewarded. I spend all day supporting him in all he does and I'm still treated like a servant.

Recently, I was approached with a proposition by the neighbouring political power (10,192m) to betray my king BUT it would allow me to ensure that we become a vassal state to the aforementioned existential threat to our existence (??m?) which would reduce the chance of my being horrifically murdered by his henchmen (also our people safe blahblahblah). In addition, the neighbouring political power promised to reward me properly for my efforts and loyalty including, but not limited to, money, power, safety, and the current king's niece (24f).

The catch is that I would have to destabilize my country, poison/witchcraft my king, possibly aide and abet the murder of his son (41m), and exile and/or execute his nephew (28m). Considering the broader political ramifications if I don't take this path (annihilation/abject subjugation at the hands of the aforementioned existential threat), AITA for (possibly) accepting this offer?

replies:

horselordaldburg3: YTA obviously. How is this a question? How is this even something you think you need to ask?? Also, you didn't mention that you're one of the most powerful people in the country with wealth and status given to you by the king! Nor have you mentioned that we have allies and friends to help us in our fight against the Existential Evil. I feel like there are some details that are pertinent to people's review of this and you should include them. Snake.

DernhelmShieldofRohan: fuck you, YTA. Also, ew. I'm repulsed. I hope you choke on hay and die. Sit on a shiv and rotate.

MinasTirith: ESH, I think. Since I suspect you're not wrong on some fronts (if power and wealth are solely dependent on the king and would vanish with his death, that's not really a true repayment for services rendered because it keeps you dependent), however you could grow a spine and develop a sense of moral fortitude and overall decency.

That said, how much is the neighbouring power offering you? In terms of money, lmk and I'll see if I can't beat his price. Niece is not on offer because what the fuck? (see: your need to develop a sense of overall decency).

HornofGondor: Father! You can't buy people's loyalty like that.

MinasTirith: I'm speaking to OP in the language OP understands.

KingoftheMark: slfnsf dfsldkjf sddm

HeirofEorl: dad, get off your tablet. OP - YTA and we're going to have a wee little chat soon.

OP: Can it wait? There are some orcs coming in near the Fords of Isen that you need to see off.

&c &c

[theorocknazz]

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[tshephardart-blog]

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[magicnmetal]

Functional #hornofgondor finally finished and off to the client! https://www.instagram.com/p/CCgrYvxjrCW/?igshid=1dwxlcv7qqe4n

[mercerart]

FOR GONDOR! available nerdy stuff. Get at my DMS. Thanks for looking #tattoo #design #drawing #lordoftheringstattoo #lordoftherings #lotr #lotrtattoo #gondor #hornofgondor #tolkientattoo #tolkien #traditionaltattoo #flashworkers #tradisrad #oldlines #boldwillhold

[goodgulf24601]

Don't forget that I'm hosting an edit contest! DM me if you have any questions 😄 Update: I did in fact eat all that cake yesterday that you saw on my IG story 😂😂 #amandatolkienedits #jrrtolkien #tolkien #lotr #boromir #hornofgondor

[snooze-against-the-machine]

How the mighty #Vikings drank their #slurpee. #bringyourowncupday #drinkinghorn #hornofgondor

[thecasualclub-blog]

The Horn of Gondor! - Morocco 2015 

Benjamin Musitano

[kingvegeta9000]

Most people pray to religious statues for strength an guidance I pray to Eddard Stark and John Locke to show me my path. #GameOfThrones #TheKingInTheNorth #Boromir #HornOfGondor #LOTR #Lost #NeverTellMeWhatICantDo #ManOfFaith

[lydiduh]

hornofgondor replied to your post:Pretty sure I aced the hell out of my art history...

Can I maybe ask you annoying questions at some point? I’m writing a thing where a character studied Art History (albeit in the 1900s) and it’d be awesome to get some specifics that weren’t just Google’d.

Sure!! I'm not an expert by any means but I'll help out with what I can from a students' perspective!

[magneatohs-blog]

Tagged by: writeanotherballad

Rules: once you’ve been tagged you are supposed to write 92 truths about you. At the end, choose 25 (or really 4) people to be tagged. You have to tag the person who tagged you.

Last beverage: Cola Last phone call: To Elia (the bae/best mate/pseudo girlfriend) just you know, to catch up whilst I'm out of London. Also the last call I received Last text message: From my younger sister, asking if I'd be home on the 22nd. She hasn't answered my question of why yet Last song you listened to: Well, I was just watching Guardians of the Galaxy so that'd be "I Want You Back" by the Jackson 5. If that doesn't count then it would be "Smile" by Mikky Ekko (I was listening to The Originals soundtrack, sue me) Last time you cried: Like full on crying or just tearing up? Because I can't remember the last time I full on cried (not being macho, I just have a terrible memory) but the last time I teared up would've been yesterday watching the AoS mid-season finale. Ugh, yeah. It was the reunion scene with Skye and Cal. I mean, he's batshit crazy but some of the stuff he was saying kinda tugged at the heartstrings

HAVE YOU EVER

Dated someone twice: No? Been cheated on: Oh yeah, that sucked to say the least (it kind of fucked me over for a long while) Kissed someone and regretted it: That'd be a yes, drunk kisses at cons. What else can I say? Lost someone special: Yeah, my best and first friend (it happened years ago, I don't like to talk about it much, if ever) Been depressed: Clinically so Been drunk and threw up: Not really? Like, the closest I came was when someone made me laugh midway through a drink and I ended up with said drink all over my trenchcoat (I was cosplaying Castiel at the time, I don't generally wear a trenchcoat otherwise)

LIST THREE FAVOURITE COLOURS: Teal, Purple & Maroon

LAST YEAR (2013) HAVE YOU (I’ll include 14 as well)

Made a new friend: Yes Fallen out of love: Yeah Laughed until you cried: Not that I can recall Met someone who changed you: Yup Found out who your true friends are: Oh yeah Found out someone was talking about you: No? I dunno, can't remember Kissed anyone anyone on your FB friends list: Yeah, that’d be one of the con kisses previously mentioned

GENERAL

How many people on your FB friends list do you know in real life: 99% I generally don't accept/add a person unless I've met them first First best friend: That would be Oliver, we hit it off right from the moment we met in primary school and stayed as close as anything (he was like a brother to me) until he died several years ago First sport you joined: Rugby? It could've been basketball though. Haven't played either in years First vacation: I don't remember, I think it was Japan though, to visit family there (I would've been like two at the time which is why I don't remember but dad used to talk about it a lot) First pair of trainers: Nope, would not/do not know/remember

RIGHT NOW

Eating: Nothing, I just had a very late lunch of kievs and chips not too long ago. Drinking: Cola but I'll probably have some water afterwards/in a bit I’m about to: Continue to ignore the fic that I'm meant to be working on for the secret santa thing Listening to: Nothing at the moment Waiting for: The 18th so I can see Elia again and then the 21st after that 'cos I'll be meeting the con bros for a Christmas get together

YOUR FUTURE

Want kids: I tend to pretend that I don't but I don't know, maybe Get married: It'd be nice but if it's not in the cards then well, I can't say it'd bother me all that much Career: H E L L  Y E AH

WHICH IS BETTER 

Lips or eyes: Both? Hugs or kisses: Both. Both are good Shorter or taller: Ideally? My height or taller, although it's really odd to find someone smaller. I am quite short Older or younger: A few years back or forth is fine with me Romantic or spontaneous: Are you saying that spontaneity can't be romantic? Because you're wrong. But yeah, a little bit of romance is always a good thing Nice stomach or nice arms: Depends on the person? But mostly, arms Sensitive or loud: Again, it depends Hook-up or relationship: Generally? Relationship is always preferable but that doesn't mean I'd rule out a hook up either Trouble maker or hesitant: I don't know

HAVE YOU EVER

Kissed a stranger: Yeah, again that'd be at a con (I must sound like such a convention slut. I'm really not, it happens very rarely and mostly whilst drunk) Drank hard liquor: Is there any other kind? Lost glasses/contacts: So many times Sex on first date: Nope Broke someones heart: Not that I know of Been arrested: No Turned someone down: Yeah Cried when someone died: Yes, definitely. How could I not? Fallen for a friend: Yup

DO YOU BELIEVE IN

Yourself: Sometimes Miracles: Not really? Love at first sight: I'd like to believe in it but have never experienced it first hand so I dunno Heaven: Again, I'd like to. Can't really rule it out Santa Claus: Not anymore thanks to my asshat of a younger sister but I guess I had to grow up eventually anyway Kiss on the first date: Yeah, if that's were the date seems to be heading (personally never done it myself) but yeah Angels: I'm not religious so no but again, wouldn't rule it out

Tagging some of the bros, yet again: mcfoily, groovygenes, redderz & hornofgondor but yeah, only if you guys want to/haven't done it yet.

[thebluths]

hornofgondor replied to your post: lambgirl asked:What do you think ...

Funko makes their Pop figures in series, so I’m reeeeeeally hoping we’ll see a series 2 that includes the ladies. (And Tony Wonder.)

sweeeet i hope so!! :)

[lydiduh]

"I hope she tagged that goatee post with 'Tony Wond-SHE DID"

:D

I would think that you people know me well enough at this point to know that I couldn't resist that

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