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[arcadechan]

artfight 2023 || revenge on @passsacaglia

[monsterhunterthings]

As I listen to my Monster Hunter BGM playlist, I can't help but wonder how people love a monster's theme but hate the concept/fight of said monster.

First one that comes to mind for me is Bazelgeuse; love its theme, love how the intro lets the Bazelgeuse enter and smack you right when the horns start, love the drama. Will never forgive it for sticking its nose where it doesn't belong. It's not that serious but the concept still stands... Anyone else have a similar situation? Love the theme but hate the monster?

[assortedvillainvault]

Hello. Can I ask Lord Shen, NOS-4-A2, Horned King and Dr. Facilier with very smart but shy S/O?

Greetings Tumblr citizen, you most certainly can!! Love the variety here! Lowkey this was one of my favourites to write so I hope you like it!

Villains x SmartbutShy!S/O

Lord Shen

Oh? So you do talk.

You pointed out a discrepancy in the cannon’s design vs the quantity of gunpowder needed to shoot the given ammunition without careening backwards and killing the gunwolves – and all he could do was blink at you.

You spend all day hiding from the court, only to sneak in and tell him - to his face - that his weaponry was unfit for purpose, then propose a solution before he has time to open his beak??

...Are you engaged to anyone? Because if not he’s happy to remedy that-

As soon as your genius becomes apparent you go from barely present in Shen’s mind to a pillar of focus. He’s never met anyone so easily able to cut through the mess of mechanical and logistical issues of such vast quantities of metalwork – besides himself of course.

That you fall apart under any form of social pressure is...worrying however. China’s social hierarchy is a vicious thing, and such shyness is a weakness in even the most prosperous of courts – never mind his own.

He’s getting you a tutor. He cannot allow you to make an enemy within his walls when you are so closely intertwined. His word means much now that he’s killed most who would go against it, but he cannot protect you from everyone.

NOS4A2

Oh scrap and damn it all-!

It’s all he can do not to smash the unresponsive controls, and instead whizzes off into the rafters for a sulk to brood.

This ship was fried. It was charged enough to get somewhere, but if he couldn’t pinpoint a heading then he might as well be stranded on a stray asteroid instead of a merchant class vessel, for all the good it would do him.

He rolls his optics and pouts as a crewmember comes rushing in, unaware as he idly sizes them up from his vantage point. Not a droid. Stuck and he can’t even snack. Heinous.

He recognises you. The little one who didn’t talk much. It was a wonder the bigger crew members hadn’t accidentally sat on you for all you seemed able to disappear in to the background.

He all but jolts as you give the console a WHAM and everything comes online again – and gawps delightedly as your little fingers fly over the display, resetting coordinates and triangulating their position in 3D space, manually.

He wasn’t expecting such a solid grasp of intergalactic maps & positioning to come from someone who can barely string a sentence together! What a lovely surprise!!

You turn with an aborted shriek as he swoops down and clamps a hand over your mouth, grinning. The doors short circuit and slam shut with a bang, leaving him to loom over you as he idly tucks a stray strand of hair behind your ear.

“Hello dear~” he purrs, chuckling as your eyes go wide. “Fancy being helpful?”

Horned King

A kindred spirit?? Finally.

He abhors unnecessary social interaction, so to find someone else who operates on the same principle is a breath of fresh air in his long, stale existence.

He's spent so long with only beasts, thickwitted huntsmen and Creeper for company that to see someone so clearly intelligent was almost a shock. The quiet, assesing draw in your eyes was what made him stop and consider you as someone of interest.

...Y’know, once he actually managed to speak to you. Crippling shyness on your end, a lack of patience for the living on his…

He perceives everybody in his lands as something to be used, and you are, unfortunately, no different no matter how many soft feelings you insist on wringing out of his dessicated black heart. Such a spark as yours cannot be wasted. But you are not suited for the battlefield.

It seems you might have a knack for statecraft, if the frankly boggling rate at which you read is any indication. You have an ability to catch loopholes and find solutions that actually help him run his ramshackle forces, and keep the castle running smoothly.

It turns out you are invaluable - and prone to making little nooks of book towers and blankets in his library. Which is adorable.

But only when reading. Spoken word renders you so anxious you can miss important details and become a doormat. A pity. But not an insurmountable issue.

Until they rot, his ears and mouth work perfectly well. You can be his sweet little shadow, and he the face of things.

He'd have it no other way, honestly.

Dr. Facilier

Now darlin, why so shy?

He’s watched you scurry away from his table more times than he can count. He gets the feeling that you’d cross over three streets and the river if you could, to avoid catching his eye on the way to work.

And yet… you always pass by. Watching as he shuffles his cards.

He’s mid scam on some hapless tourist, fingers deftly spinning though tricks as he pulls them into a tidy little scheme, when he catches you watching intently from the side.

Your eyes twitch down to his left sleeve. If he’d have been less of a showman he’d have frozen.

You sneaky little card counter – he tries a couple different tricks, catching where your eyes narrow as he slips cards under the table, into pockets and swaps coins out with dazzle enough to bamboozle even the slickest citygoer.

Your eyes track every single one.

Damn. He has GOT to get you on side. Can’t have such a cute clever thing like you out where he can’t see you…

He ignores the fact that his shadow has been leering at you for weeks and already knows where you live. Give a man some leeway if he likes to hear a cute little thing squeak when they trip over ‘nothing’ once in a while.

And it’s even cuter when he steps from the shadows and smoothly slips you under his arm.

After all! He couldn’t help but notice you don’t seem to have many friends, cher. And he can absolutely help you with that…

[stealingyourspins]

I propose to you all a headcanon that elemental masters gain some form of dragon traits after reaching their true potential. Jay’s being a ridiculously emotive tail.

[watcher1ngellvar]

Imagine being qunari rook, vitaar solid on your face, protecting you and poisoning anything that touches it, passing out at the ritual, and waking up with fucking rock hard skin cause no one who was awake knows how to deal with the poison clay you've decided to cover your face with.

[marclef]

genuinely curious, what're your guys's headcanons on Pizza Tower characters' voices? like, how you imagine them sounding in your head/to you?

here, i'll share mine with you.

Peppino: like a slightly-more italian sounding version of the voice Vinny (from Vinesauce) does for Mario. that heavily-accented kinda Brooklyn-y voice. plus it's Vinny so it kinda feels right.

Gustavo: deep but pleasant, almost identical to how Barney from The Flintstones sounds. ... heck that's probably the exact voice he has in my head.

Fake Peppino: weird, unnatural stilted talking, sounding as close as possible to the whines and noises he makes ingame. gets higher-pitched when happy and a lot deeper when sad/upset. just makes a lot of weird noises in general too.

Noise: gremlin. high-pitched little bitch. even when he's not in costume he still has a really whiny voice but, a little less so. having a hard time trying to compare it to another character but, you get the idea. you've heard this man's soundbytes. we all know.

but hey if you've got any interesting voice headcanons of your own i'd love to hear 👍👍

[pacific-coast-hockey]

Keebler what's good lmao [sanjosesharks ig story]

[superbug06]

Hii silly you said you wanted like requests to save you from artblock n stuff so hi 😎

Ummm Valley Staff? Maybe? Smiles at you, grins even :3

(I don’t mind if it’s a skin or a drawing I will chew on it/vpos either way 🌸)

Valleystaff be upon ye!

She's so beautiful i'm so surprised i've never doodled her before..!

I really wanted to do a FlipsideSMP related doodle because I know you're Valleystaff or something but oh gosh it's so hard to find any info on that server. (I'll find something later)

[warwaited]

MUSE AS A DRINK

Don't let the bevy of exotic fruits and pleasant red-orange hue fool you - this is strong stuff. Made with rice baijiu, grenadine, and fruits either grown or plundered from all across the empire and outside its borders, this Field Marshal's Prize is confident, expensive, and liable to put you on your ass if you don't treat it with respect.

stolen from @spiderwarden

tagging: @bubblybabins (charlie), @revelour, @infernaliscor, @ownward, @vigilant-cleric and YOU

[ambreiiigns]

i'm tired of drawing generic ghouls. we are moving on to designing the specific band ghouls. who's shitting their pants in excitement abt it (me)

[godblooded]

do you ever realize how funny living in gotham must b—

looks at madison square garden as i drive by

……..yes. oh my god. yes.

[vigilante-chaos]

"Propheta es. Mirabilia somnia futura praedicunt. non sum qui facit. Item illumina est asinus absolutus."

(Translation: You are a prophet. Your strange dreams predict the future. I am not the one causing them. Also illumina is an absolute ass.)

Darkheart is a little stunned by that response, getting slightly defensive. "Prophetam? Imo nefas numen habes! Ego sum deus mali. Id totum!!"

He's...confused but awfully intrigued at that second part though.

"Illumina? Dico… Sunt fatum …. nec maximum, sed pius dux coetus …. dux SFOTH. Nonne tibi aliquid faciunt…? Non video quomodo sine causa eos odisse velis."

// TRANSLATION-

"A prophet? No- you've got the wrong deity! I can't be- I'm the god of mischief!! That's all!!"

"Illumina? I mean…they're weird….and not the greatest, but they're kinda of leader of the group…the leader of the SFOTH. Did they do something to you…? I don't see how you'd dislike them for no reason…"

[mydadlistenstothis]

This week, we get a “boxen” of donuts and laugh at life's foibles with the comic's clean comic, Brian Regan!

[vapormage]

anyone else think n's battle theme is kind of bad

[grunge-mermaid]

so this is the first week of the occupation. the honking was literally nonstop for the first 11 days. and I mean literally literally, not figuratively literally. literally 24/7 nonstop honking for 11 days. and then 12-18 hours a day for the next 2 weeks.

so yeah. I'm a bit ragey about a federal judge trying to claim the emergencies act wasn't justified

[cinnabeat]

i have never once played any fire emblem game but they really popped off with the god shattering star ost