#hormny posting

[yanderemommabean]

Choso abusing your clit. Sucking it, licking around it, absolutely obsessed with having it in his mouth as you hiccup and try to get him to give you a break. Writhing, dripping on the bed, being held up by his arms as he goes in for more. Murmuring against you, groaning in bliss about how good you taste, how he can’t stop, he HAS to keep tasting you…

Really any yandere doing this will fix so many problems in my life.

-Mommabean

[sinish-tem]

Switch! I'd love to receive some Alu meat~ Bu i'd also lovre to light up his plae cheeks and make him feel good you know? Like this man deserves it all! Also i'd totally bottom for Vladcard (Vladdydady) As long as i get to look him in the eyes while he's going at it

Alright folks I need to know, I wanna get an idea of what kind of freaks (affectionate) I’ve got on this page

With Alucard, would you top, bottom, or switch?

Give as little or as much detail as you would like

[sauce-cat]

dreamily looking at childe and wriothesley beating the shit out of each other: i want what they have

[godbirdart]

th. that mawplay art has me blushin REAAL hard .uh but for the wrong reason i htink. um

are.. are you ok with vore related comments on your art because., he. uh yea he um. i uh. uhm. i. y'know.

uh.

sorry

idk, would said comments conflict with the "don't be hormny on my posts" mentioned in my pinned post

listen, i don't go to vore fandom. i don't judge people that are into it, nor do i think they're weird for it. you ain't gonna get shunned in my house and i genuinely don't mind the odd lighthearted / silly "bite me" or "eat me" or blushing emoji comment. yall found joy in a niche art interest and i love that for you.

but if you're postin one-sided borderline erotic vore rp in my comments section, then we're gonna have a talk.

[justaboymadeofhoneyandglass]

gonna take a business day off and actually listen to the entirety of billie eilish's new album...

except three things from me after;

At least one new para, storyline or whole world

hormny

sad™ posting on main

[feathersinthesun]

hit post limit on my alt earlier so i cant be *as* hormny cuz i cant find posts as quickkk :(

maybe i should add *another* alt to the gay blog haha :P

aaaaaaa haha if you'd like :PP

[justasillylittledudehere]

AO3 account of hormny

The entire point of this sideblog is to be horny and not put it on my main but my AO3 has hormny content and hormny transformers fics so go check it out but if you can't thats fine too!

I'll just link and put my fics on here when I can.

Only finished one but the other is being worked on and we don't talk about the WIP's

Anyways enjoy the hormny i post on here, which will mostly be reblogs but ya know.

[goobiegoobert]

Ok yes no im dead..everyone literally ignored asgore LIKE WHAAAAT not only tumblr but tiktok,youtube,ao3 and everywhere else TT like when i told my friends if they heard the name undertale they went "oh you mean sans?" ASGORE

but awweh imagine going on a date with him just you resting ur head on his chest after you two are done drinking tea and watching anime cuz I said so and him playing w ur hair

I have some words w this fandom

OH THANK GOD I WAS READY DO DO EVERYTHING AGAIN but I can't..my..doggy..can't leave ma boy alone smh

HAH I would help u with that..mcpeepaw..no-

Oh btw is ur Internet okay now? Just curious and obviously not hormny

-🧅

Wonderful you came by..

____________________

A/n: Yknow I had to do it man,, it was too good of an opportunity not too, but my internet is still out so I won't be able to post anything huge but I can post smaller stuff!!

Warnings: None!!! Simply pure fluff drabble guys ily all

[ masc!reader | masc pronouns used ]

____________________

With the sun dropping down behind the mountains and moon in the horizon it didn't take much convincing for a resigned king to drop the shears in a now empty watering can to simply stare at the lovely marigolds, stroked by the gentle light as if the world seemed to praise the flowers lovely existence, it caused the monster to let out a deep rumble in response catering back. Albeit odd to some within the gardens he'd spent day and night slaving over for the school their ex-wife taught at. The mere thought sent a twinge of melancholic memories to their poor mind, but it did remind the goat about something further important then twiddling his thumbs about the past.

You.. Oh, his darling, such a sweet boy you were truly. Wondering back into his mind like a tidal wave melted all feeling from his body only to shiver in the chilled air, but he seemed to be growing quite warm in the face with slight color peeking from beneath his sheen white fur. Brushing it off only to become more giddy with their movements as Asgore rushed to put away their tools for tomorrow and begin walking down the street back home, eager to see their little guy stare up at him with those lovely doe eyes, that somehow always seemed to be filled with pure adoration towards the king, oh truly did they feel smitten toward his human.

No matter how you two started, with the distaste and solemn sadness plastered in his being when you'd walked into the flower shop. Only for it to morph in confusion after pushing the bouquet you'd asked for far too many opinion on back into Asgore's hands after paying. Back then the certain fondness the boy had sent him before walking out without much more had left them wondering if you'd come back, and then you had. Every other Wensday you'd walk into the shop to buy flowers from him just to never accept it after paying no matter how much Asgore had seemed to insist upon you taking them. It became routine until the point he'd stop even asking you and plopping them into a vase next to the register with fondness, at least until not showing up for ovee half a year. It was so lonely as each Wensday at 5pm they'd sit in the shop simply awaiting you to walk through those doors just to rest you elbows on the counter with buttercups in hand as you'd compliment the shirt he'd put on that day.

It wasn't until Spring the next year Asgore would be graced to see the boy, who had them hooked from the first honey sweet compliment spilled from your lips slow like molasses driving them mad with curiosity and a certain sadness when it all seemed to go away, but what a joy it was after slipping into the store silently to walk up and hold out flowers you'd been growing in your own backyard in attempts to impress the retired king did realization hit them. Though once he did his precious baby boy pressed many kisses along their face passing soft praise and sweet nothings!

The ingrained memory always seemed to paint a lopsided smile on Asgore's face, once gaining sight of your shared home it took much restraint to simply sprint to the door no matter how much pain it'd cause later. Though with your previous scolding in mind the king had taken their time before breezing inside the home silently as to surprise you, but what he didn't expect was snacks to be on the coffee table and a warm blanket to be on the large couch as a TV was playing those add cartoons with a low volume almost sounding like static to their ears. Asgore couldnt help but feel his heart thump within their ribcage at the sight of you buried between the blankets sleeping peacefully.

Slipping off their shoes next to the couch and trying to lower themselves down beneath the covers with you only to have you stir away with bleary eyes from sleep to have a soft fondness at him being there. Oh such a sweet boy you were, after a few moments of you pressing small kisses to the back of the kings hands and a soft yawn you'd moved to sit in their lap with your legs splayed to once side resting your head on Asgore's chest to listen to their soft heartbeat gently drafting back into a blank nothingness of comfort. It wasn't perfect, nor did you two speak many words. But Asgore wouldn't trade times like this with you for the world.

[bettersafethandicks]

hyenalope replied to your post “when u wake up one morning hormny for hellsing content and there just...”

i just started rewatching ultimate recently and MY GOD I FEEL THIS

YOU GET ME 

[sauce-cat]

「 2024 PINNED 」

CAT ◦  HE / THEY ◦ CARRD

⚠︎ i may sometimes draw suggestive / adult content. anything explicit is cropped and posted offsite where it can get properly flagged and tagged.

◈ yes you can use my fanart for roleplay / icons / banners, just please credit me.

◈ i'm acespec. hormny art is how i practice drawing human figures. basically: i don't take my hormny art too seriously and thirsty comments will probably fly right over my head. sorry.

◈ series and ships are tagged accordingly. my art is tagged with #saucecat.

[godbirdart]

am i Too Ace to see the apparent ~hornmy~ in my work or what. literally none of the commissions i post here have hormny intent or vibes

i have to waste a staff member's time to get this shit appealed too ugh

[strawberyy-cows]

my tags

🎀 athena's asks 🎀: me answering asks

✨ godflower ✨: me interacting with my wife @sw34terw34ther

🧸 athena chill 🧸: personal posts

🦢 goddess interactions 🦢: interacting with moots/followers

🌸 goddess memes 🌸: anything unrelated to writing

🌷 athena writes 🌷: fics/masterlists

🍓 [character] 🍓: talking about characters

🍰 fic planning 🍰: planning fics to myself/friends

🫧 my moots 🫧: self-explanatory

🍒 [moots] 🍒: my moots i'm interacting with

🥞 feelin hormny 🥞: horny hours

[naughtydragoncat]

Finally this account isn’t gonna be empty (I hope) and hopefully it won’t be suspended… I can’t exactly call it nsfw because as far as I understand that’s not exactly allowed on tumblr. My kinks are also rather… tame, if you wanna put it that way XD

My name’s Ivory, I am a hormny dragon/cat hybrid and I love all things belly, mostly pregnancy and chub. Though like I said, what I enjoy is likely tame compared to what’s out there… still, I made this blog to separate that from anything else I post on tumblr. No you don’t get to know where that is. I wish there was a way to private blogs like on Twitter… (is there?) oh yeah I am a filthy Twitter refugee. I know my roots and I will work to distance myself from them. Don’t worry

[poi-toy]

hormny post time...sorry,,...,

[godbirdart]

「 2023 PINNED 」

TOBIAS   ◦  HE / THEY  ◦  A CREATURE

COMMISSIONS  ◦   PRINTS  ◦  CARRD ◦  TELEGRAM CHANNEL

hallo hallo, I’m tobias!! i draw furry art and vague nonanthro animals. i also post some fanart here; mainly pokemon. i like to experiment a lot with my work so you’ll see anything from pixel art all the way up to digital painting. i may in fact be seven artists in a trench coat.

i have multiple fursonas. sebastian is my main boy

i am an adult. i like to keep my shit sfw. don’t be hormny / weird on my posts - especially if said posts involve an oc or sona [this includes clients ocs]. i’m not into hormny stuff and comments like that are super unappreciated.

please do not use any works tagged #oc, #fursona or #commissions for icons, rp, banners etc. the majority of the art i post is personal and commissioned work. please respect mine and my clients characters. if you do use my art, don’t go reselling it, claiming it as your own, or reposting it on other websites. i post my work on a lot of platforms, so chances are i’ve already posted it there anyway.

this blog is where i post my main work; furry stuff, commissions, vaguely dog-shaped creatures. that sort of thing. my human/humanoid ocs and fanart are over @sauce-cat​

terfs, pedos, racists, zoos and nazis fuck off!! i have 0 tolerance for that shit. full stop.