#hoping these tags get me picked up by both amazon and toilet fandoms

[ralfmaximus]

Got $2149 to flush?

The appeal of bidet seats is that they let you turn your boring toilet into a much fancier one for a fraction of the price. Kohler’s had bidet seats for years, but the difference with the PureWash E930 is that it has Amazon Alexa and Google Home compatibility

Stop right there. Kohler, you mad bastards had me at "Alexa".

I cannot wait for Amazon to process my screams of euphoric butt joy in their cloud.