#hope you guyses like him

[starrysharks]

mad scientist savory !

[piccolos-bigtoe]

I can't believe I forgot to post this-- I was looking thru my files and saw it and was like !!!!! But heres the calendar I busted my ass getting done for my final, I'm still pretty happy with it and would like to print it (probably would be smart to readjust for 2025 though lol). It's a lot, so I'll hide everything under the cover and back (the back has a preview ofc)!!!

The images are placed in order of 1st to last month, I felt pretty smart putting medic in october errmm I know the lore,, german,,, oktoberfest... yes... Erm Scout was meant to be BLU but I accidentally in my sleep deprived state illustrated the Cherry Fission red bonk instead of the blutoniom berry and didn't have enough time to go back RIP so I had to make him red hahaha. Sniper was the first one i did (of course...) and erm you can kind of tell because his sticks out a bit because I wasn't really sure of my style at the time for this. I wanna redo his so perchance I will do that... Lore drop my birthday is June 3rd, I was trying really hard to have Sniper month on June but I had to put the RED logo instead many such cases

I'm doing boring anatomy studies and mayhaps I will post those.. But first I will reblog all my mutals drawsng,, I'm sorry to my mutuals that I havent been on to cheer you but I hope if u are reading this you know I love all your guyses art seriously I talk on my little instagram to all my friends how I have cool mutuals that I wish I could talk to but I have the social skills of a big boulder... erm yap fest over erm

[sadie-bug345]

hey! thank you sm for doing my enemies to lovers request! Could you do some head cannons about getting into and argument with Dallas as well as making up and how he’d go about apologizing in his own way (cuz we all know damn well he’d never outright admit to being wrong) 😭💀

YESSS ofcccc sorry i feel like this is late but i been busy w school and crap🙄 anyways🫡

my man my man😭

he is SO difficult i’m being so real

like dont get me wrong there’s pros to being his s/o

but one of the biggest cons is he is so ANNOYING to argue with

like he’ll interrupt you when you’re talking, roll his eyes, scoff, and act like he’s the victim

but this is cause he’s got an ego the size of the SUN

just your usual superiority complex stemming from an inferiority complex no biggie

obviously im kidding but early in the relationship when yall argue he’s just like an annoying little boy

sventually you snap and yell “just LISTEN to me!”

and ever since then he’s been kinda scared towards how you are when you’re mad

you’re also the type to whenever you get pissed and you make eye contact w him (or anyone) everyone’s like 😟 cause DAMN you got an intense look to you when you want

ANYWAYS BACK TO DALLY

hes been wary of you since your first fight as a couple

later on you kinda have to teach him how to argue like a normal person cause he’s so STUBBORN

it’s lowk giving gentle parenting LMAOOO

but like three months into your guyses relationship you two were fighting and he starts yelling and you’re like “🤨🛑✋what did we talk about last week?” and he sighs and is like

”it made me feel unseen when you don’t buy me a coke like you did for pony and johnny.🙄😐😔”

LATER later on you guys don’t have to express your emotions like ai people do but with dal you just gotta start somewhere

cause he always looks angry it’s hard to tell what he’s angry abt yk?

so when you force him to (funnily) share his feelings you appreciate it and you learn a lot abt his kinda weird mind

plus you tease him abt it later LMAO

when it comes to making up i feel like if the argument really blows up you guys just kinda part ways

sometimes it’s a day sometimes it’s a week and a half

but you know your worth (LETS GO🕺🏼💞😌) and you just wait for him to initiate the apologizing process

cause whenever he just peaces out like that the argument is 99.99% his fault and he knows that

when he does call you or pull up again he’s just kinda like

”hi.🙂” and pretends like nothing happened

after you guys date for a while you tell him that he’s gotta own up and actually apologize

it takes a lot but he’s making progress

like just last week he was like “i’m sorry😐…..”

and you’re like “🤨🧍‍♀️”

and he’s like “….that you’re so sensitive and you can’t take a jo-“

i HOPE YOU ENJOYEDDDD🫶🫶🫶 my inbox (along w my dms) are always open!

[grow-bettah]

GRUMBOT TRIVIAAAAA TIMEEEEE

read under the cut!

eldest to youngest starting wiiith:

Emile aka Empires Grumbot!

11 years old, blonde hair and bird-like features from his Grian. Up until the empires collab, doesn't know that there's a place where his parents survive *It*. He blames himself for *It* for a long time, but once the empires crossover happens he finds hope again because Grian decides to take him home to his universe. He's obviously very confused about his parents actually being *alive* and quite different to the ones he remembers but he's just glad he has them. He gets along with his siblings pretty well, even though he's the most reclusive one out of the four. The only one that didn't grow up bilingual!

Milo aka Mayoral Campaign Grumbot!

9 years old, blonde hair and also bird-like features! He has a big birthmark that covers about half of his face save for a little spot above his lip that looks suspiciously similar to Mumbo's moustache. Takes pride in being the mayoral Grumbot quite a bit! He wears glasses and, just like his Dad Mumbo, has narcolepsy. Both his german and English are fluent, but he still prefers English (because he likes Mumbo a lot and he doesn't speak a lot of German).

Jupiter aka Jrumbot!

5 years old, dark blonde (almost brown) hair, bat ears but has Grian's nose. Clingy little guy, he hangs around Grian for as much time as he can. He also regularly has playdates with Hermes when Sausage visits hermitcraft to drop him off with Joel, and they are literally dependant on eachother. Jupiter prefers English aswell, but when hes clinging to Grian he speaks German more.

Rose aka Rift Grumbot!!

3 years old, black hair and bat features! When she was 'born' Milo had absolutely no idea what to do with her so there was a phase where him, Jupes and Rose would just. sit in silence next to eachother for a while. it creeped everyone else out but Grian and Mumbo were chill about it. She is best friends forever in the whole wide world forever and ever (bffitwwwfae for short) with Doccy because she speaks mostly German and they immediately bonded over that when they first met. Doc and Grian don't really . enjoy being around their respective rivals a lot when they have playdates per sé, but they like that their kids get along and have friends, respectively. Rose is a very shy girl!

Can you tell I love theselittle guyse

[bellvalo]

Meeting Toki Wartooth circa 2002 (season 1)

(475 words)

Everyone knows of Dethklok, no matter where you’re from. Despite knowing your band could never be as big as that one many start bands with at least a hope of a sliver of their fame. Today started no different then any other, waking up at 5pm after a night of drinking, having a smoke, getting dressed, and going on stage in a shitty venue with shitty beer and a shitty sound system but you know, what can you do? As Astrid sat out the back of the venue somewhere in America, smoking her second cigarette of the “morning”, a familiar voice spoke to her.

“Hey yous is the singers of the band rights?” Looking up, Astrid was met with Dethkloks rhythm guitarist. With a smirk and chuckle Astrid responded with a simple, “Yup that’s me, how can i help you rockstar?” a small tang of her accent coming through.

“You guyses are so cools! I didn’t knows you could make musics like this!” Toki replied enthusiastically. Astrid observed him, she’s never seen him up close, only on tv or in pictures. He was fairly tall as least from the ground, large shoulders, yet possessed the excitement of a child. She found it quite fascinating.

Standing up and throwing her cigarette on the ground she promptly stomped it out, looking at him she said to the man, “Little dangerous for you out here no? Never know when a crazy fan will pop up.”

Toki laughed. Astrid kept observing him; Toki laughed with his chest and bared all his teeth in his grin. Realizing she’d been starring at him for a second to long she looked down at her watch, ‘6:28, the show should start soon.’ She thought to herself. Shifting her weight between her two feet she looked back up.

“So..” she paused figuring out how she wanted to word her question. “You here to watch the show?” She asked, a hint of embarrassment in her voice that Toki didn’t seem to pick up, thank god. She didn’t know why she felt embarrassed asking, she’s confident in her band. I guess asking one of the biggest musicians in the world if he’s here to watch your little band it makes you doubt yourself.

“Of course!” Toki exclaimed, almost sounding shocked she asked such a question.

“You guys is awesomes I love coming to your shows, I love the sound and the lights and the outfits-” Astrid cut him off with a smile “So you like looking at my tits basically.” Toki blushed like a madman, stuttering over his words while getting some rushed response out.

“It’s okay really, you aren’t the only one.” Astrid interrupted him again, placing a hand on Tokis wrist. “I’ve gotta go in now, see you out there!” She continued, and walked away from the now flushed man and giggling to herself.

[troublesometrollhunters]

Could you do headcanons of doing something silly with Aja and Krel and then getting into detention? :)

Krel and Aja were about to accidentally reveal themsleves to the class so you made a comottion. Something in the schools science lab caused their forms to start glitching so you tipped over some beakers making them shatter.

Everyone turns to stare at you while Krel and Aja get away from the magnetization thing that was making their human forms glitch. Dangerous chemicals spill and you realize all too late that the beakers weren't empty just full of a clear looking liquid. It was probabaly hydrochloric acid now that you think back to the lesson...

All eyes are on you and just begin to laugh nervously trying to clean it all up with a rag as quickly as possible.

"Whoops. So clutzy..." You murmer nervous as you continue to wipe everything up.

You watch the Tarrons and their humans forms were normal again. They thumb upped at you like you'd taught them and you signed in relief. Whatever had glitched was over and they seemed fine. So now to worm your way out of being in trouble.

"(L/N) are you trying to blow up the classroom???" Janeth demands and the reality of the situation hits you. Well Shit. Oh well the things you do for friendship and interplanetary peace right?

Looking at Aja and Krel pleadingly they shrug unsure of what to do. You pout and Krel suddenly coughs getting Miss Janeths attention.

"Ugh I'm dying the fumes! We must evacuate!" He says overdramatic falling to his knees as he grips his heart. Still cleaning as Miss Janeth rolls her eyes she points at you not falling for Krel's act.

"Detention!" She states making you grimace.

"What but it was an accident!" Krel and Aja begin to defend you but Miss Janeth is unwavering.

"That is so unlivley! They didn't mean to drop anything they just... Did." Aja says not knowing what to say. They look at you unsure of how to help and you just try to clean up the mess without getting hurt.

"All three of you Saturday detention." She reperiminds and you all groan. Well at least your together.

Detention buddies ✨

Miss Janeth gets sick over the weekend so instead of her you have Uhl. Senior Uhl does not seem happy to be spending his Saturday with you three but you guys don't want to be here either. As the day goes on you have to admit he is much nicer than Mrs. Janeth.

You'd all done your homework and were all more or less responsible so Senior Uhl decided to let you off easy. You help him grade papers and begin laughing and joking around as you all talk.

Aja balances pencils on her nose while Krel drums pens against the desk. You give everyone a passing grade and are lenient on answers as Uhl chuckles at your guyses behavior.

Helping him finish his work he's in a way better mood. Besides your some of his favorite students and he found the whole lab accident dumb. Your all getting bored but you have to stay until your times done.

He puts on a movie hoping to make the hours go faster. He brings out some confiscated items to mess around with and you all snack and play with toys as the movie plays.

Aja and Krel ask a lot of questions through the film but seeing it's not in English and instead is one of Senior Uhl's soap dramas your as lost as they are. He jokes a bit letting his guard down and you have a fun time watching even if you have no idea what's going on.

He reads a scolding Miss Janeth sent to him before you all get ready to leave. He's obviously bored and thinks its stupid as he reads it in a monotone voice and not a scolding one. Giving you a copy with a chuckle so Miss Janeth will think he chewed you out he playfully gives you all a wink.

It begins raining and Senior Uhl. ends up driving you home in Suzanna when he sees you only have your bikes. As he drives he shares some of his favorite music.

The day could've been much worse and at the end of it you feel relaxed and refreshed having some much needed time off from the alien weirdness. All in all not bad.

[shadow--writer]

Please do cuddling hcs with the main six! You’re headcanons are so cute!!🥺🥺

🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 thank youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!! I’m so glad you’re liking them! I hope you like this little blissfilled cuddle headcanon mess I have created XD

oh and headcanons close this friday (Jan 29th) so I can work through the ones in my inbox! AND!!!! We hit 100 followers :DDDDD I was asleep when it happened but the ungodly shriek I let out omg.

I’ll make a separate post on a fun little thing I have planned to celebrate, but until then please send in headcanon requests before I close them! Once they’re closed I’ll probably open something up to ask about my apprentice.

Headcanons will not be closed forever, just until I get what I have in here done but I’ll make another post lol. Enjoy cuddles!

Main six x MC cuddles

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Julian

Full body cuddles my dudes. Legs tangled in yours, hands running through hair I mean full body

His favourite cuddles though, are when you two are facing one another

Chest to chest cuddles, with your arms around him and his around you

It means he gets to look at your beautiful face and it means even cuddling for both of you

He loves it when your limbs get tangled together, especially when it’s too the point where he can’t tell where his legs start and where yours end

Kiss him

Do it

Kiss that nose of his

I dare you to

He’ll let out a high pitched squeak and turn bright red

After seeing you giggle at the squeak his eyes will narrow and you can feel the chill of uh oh

Revenge kisses

He’ll kiss your neck softly, but leaving before you get what you want

He likes seeing you pout

Cuddles are some of his favourite things in the world. It’s no secret he likes being little spoon

But I raise you this

Big spoon Julian letting out little whimpers as you kiss his arms and lace your fingers together over your stomach 

Asra

Asra loves being big spoon

Loves it loves it loves it

He loves holding you close, pressing kisses against the back of your neck and running his hands down your stomach

They just love holding you, and if you fall asleep in their arms they’ll just listen to you breath, face buried in your neck

Lace your hands together and he will straight up die and go to the afterlife

He loves holding hands he just...loves touching you

Faust will curl up on your head making it triple the cuteness

When you big spoon they like snuggling right into you 

The way you two curl around one another it’s like putting on a nice pair of warm socks

So many blankets and pillows

If you two move around too much while cuddling the pillows you stacked up with fall on you

Making a pillow cave

Plant kisses along his neck as you spoon him, go on and do it

He’ll let out a small squak, before nuzzling into the touch

They fall asleep very easily in your arms, but they do love chest to chest

But spooning is their fav kind of cuddles

Nadia

Nadia loves spooning you 

She’s never been the little spoon before but she’s open to try it

She loves it

She loves the feeling of your arms around her, and she’ll press soft kisses against your hands and wrists

Things are very soft and quiet during the mornings

Nadia likes cuddling with you, she doesn’t get to do something like this often 

So it’s a real treat being able to spend this time with you 

She enjoys talking to you while you’re settling into the sheets of your bed

When you spoon her make sure you kiss the back of her head, and keep your voice soft when you talk 

She’ll fall asleep like that, holding onto your arms and tangling your legs together 

When the two of you do mundane tasks together, like read, sew, etc she’ll settle her shoulder against yours

Soon that turns to you lying down in her lap while you do whatever you’re doing

She likes that type of cuddling the best

Silently doing tasks while being near one another

Muriel

Poor baby hasn’t cuddled with anyone besides Asra

He’s so scared to cuddle with you, last time you spooned him he rolled over and squished you

He misses your touch though, so you decide to come up with a system

Chest to chest cuddles are really nice

But having his head in your lap

mmmm that’s where it’s at my guy 

Running your hands through his hair while he falls asleep, reading to him as he’s curled up on your legs

Domestic bliss

If you can, play jetpack for him

Run your hands down his arms as you hold him, kissing where his neck meets his back and his shoulders

He’ll melt into your arms

It’s so quiet and blissful he loves it so much 

When he holds you it’s like a giant holding onto a small stuffed animal 

Prepare to to become the teddy bear

Kiss his hands and arms and he’ll squeak (like Julian)

But don’t stop touching him, he’ll sink into the touches

He loves holding you, that’s his favourite kind of cuddle

Portia

As I have said many, many, many times before (and it is canon!) she has tons of pillows and blankets

So cuddles are amazing covered in blankets (a purring Pepi) with tons of pillows piled under and on you two

Portia likes hanging on your side

She likes messing with your hair, braiding it and combing it out with her fingers

She really likes it when you hold her hand and settle into her body 

Pepi will curl over your guyses legs, purring gently as you two talk and doze off

When you’re cuddling in bed she wraps her entire body around you

She sleeps like a starfish much to your amusement and dismay 

You love her but you’ve gotten kicked off the bed twice in one night

She’s very cuddly when awake but not as much when she’s asleep

Unless you hold her which she’s not opposed to 

She likes it when you hold her, your legs braiding together in a way

Hold her hands, kiss her ear

She’ll let out a little sigh, falling asleep in your arms as you shower her in affection 

Spoon her and maybe you’ll be spared from falling on the floor

Lucio

Lucio is VERY pro touch and cuddling

He loves it when he’s holding you and you snuggle into him

But he really really likes the quiet almost intimate silences of cuddling

Playing with your hair, playing with his

Taking his prosthetic off and kissing the skin and scars there very gently while murmuring compliments

Putty in your hands

When he holds you he’ll kiss wherever he can reach

Neck, head, shoulders, spine everywhere

He loves it when you do it back to him, kissing his arms, fingers and hands, neck, face

He loves chest to chest cuddles, arms wrapped around waists and holding one another close

Kiss his nose, the corners of his mouth 

Play with his hair while talking softly

He really likes talking with you like this. It’s nothing serious just stuff about one another's day, the weather, a funny story or two

Anything

everything 

He loves hearing your voice and feeling you close to him

He’ll fall asleep to the sound of your voice as you run your hands down his arms in slow circles

[grogusmum]

Dearest Grogu, would you mind giving us your side of the story during this episode please?

Oh Jasmine,

That day, that day did not turn out the way Dad thought, I tell you!

First! Dad was just gonna leave me on the ship all by myself cuz he "got a job", But this time?

He told me, Okay kid, I gotta job. I don't really like it then Dad did one of his big pauses then said but we need the credits, buddy and his sigh was a huff of, everyone is a big dumbo except me and my son.

And we did need the credits, cuz I was hungry and those ration bars and bone broths is for the banthas!

Jasmine, I know I have said it before but I DO NOT WANT TO DRINK BONES!

ANYWAYS, after Dad found out the dumbos wanted to use the Razor Crest, he told me you need to stay quiet and you CAN NOT BE SEEN. Then he did his I am mad at everyone but my boy sigh and grumbled is his gravel voice that this is not what he signed up for.

Well, I do have practice with being quiet and not seen, but that was before Dad found me. It was not a good time, and it makes me sad. But I knew Dad would not ask me to do something if it was not to keep me safe... well, he did ask me to do some electrical repair, that I should not have been doing. I have said it before, I am not a licensed electrical engineer. But that is a WHOLE other story...

ANYWAYS I hided in me and Dad's bunk compartment. And I was super quiet. And there was banging and laughing but not the good kind, it was the meanie kind. I could hear a droid- so I thought Dad is NOT gonna like that! He has Droid Issues.

THEN there was a scuffle and THE COMPARTMENT OPENED! At the time I didn't really know if I should be scared, then uh oh! Those guyses auras were YUCKY, dark and mucky like mud... blah.

Then, this one guy looked at me all curious, which I get... but WOAH! Did he just call me a pet? Father, CORRECT HIM! Then this guy, AFTER ADMITTING HE IS NOT A GOOD CARETAKER picks my up like he is my Dad or something, and says he wants to take me!! WHAT?!

Then, THEN! The Razor Crest bumped and dropped, and then I dropped! Dad scooped me up quick! And popped me back in the compartment.

They did not come back, but after a while, I got bored in the compartment so I sneaked out and the droid was in Dad's chair... I am sure Dad loved that. (that is a sarcasm, cuz Dad would HATE THAT! That is how sarcasm works)

It was listening to Dad's holo messages... like a snoop.

Then it saw me (!!) and I hided. Then we did a very stressful Hide and Seek, which I did not like it at all. I did get into some new hidey spots, that I had never found before that I will use for Hide and Seek with Dad, when it is fun again. But with the buggy eye droid, I was scared.

So I just hussled back to me and Dad's compartment. I hoped it would not look in it. Cuz it shouldn't, cuz it is rude. But it is a meanie, buggy eye droid and it DID. It was gonna hurt me, so I had to use the force. And I was gonna- but it 'spolded! I looked at my hand cuz that was not my plan... But it was Dad, he came back and saved me again. Dad had to drop off his quarry and he did some tricks to those guys cuz they were so mean.

Then he gave me the silver ball right off the leaver, and let me play with it. And said, I told you that was a bad idea.

FATHER!!

Sometimes I think of those days, when we were first together, and I knew he was my Dad, but he didn't know I was his son yet... I think this was the beginning of him knowing.

And that is the story of how some guy from the planet Boston wanted to take me from my Dad, so Dad put him in jail and I played scary hide and seek with a Droid! Phew.

[thelittleboyfromloveactually]

Two Shorten the Road

part 1

joel dawson x reader

warnings: cussing? idk, bad writing.....fluff, cuteness, monsters(is this a warning), mentions of death, SPOILERS

word count: 2154

prompt: when your best friend decides to leave your colony to go find the love of his life, you decide to join him on his journey even if you aren’t so happy about where this journey is going

Welp I did it, I took it into my own hands. I am writing a joel dawson series. Because we👏need 👏more👏joel👏fics👏 it’s basically the movie, almost the same script but obviously slightly different…ENJOY! <3

No one in my generation or later had a typical upbringing, I mean some of us did but then the world ended. This type of thing sounds straight out of some apocalyptic movie, but we basically live in one now. Agatha 616, an asteroid heading straight for earth, I know, so original. So we all came together and did what we do best, blow things up. Yup, we blew up teh asteroid, and humanity was saved! We thought. But here’s the thing about rockets, they are made of a bunch of chemical compounds which eventually rained back down on earth. Suddenly there were these Aileen creatures that mutated and started eating us. Ants, lizards, roaches, crocodiles, you name it. Our president was even killed by a giant moth. Ya….not so original now huh? We suddenly need tanks to kill ants, oh man I remember the good old days when a shoe would do just fine. Sometimes even the tanks didn’t work. Eventually the really big ones and our military took each other out and we lost 95% of the human population in a year! Those of us who survived hid, bunkers, caves, panic rooms, all around the world. So for the last seven years I’ve been hiding in an underground bunker. It’s really not as bad as it sounds, and it’s better than getting eaten alive. It’s a great group of people and we all love each other.

“Are you sure they’re asleep?”

“Who?”

“Y/N and joel!”

“Oh ya I’m sure”

“Joel? Y/n?”

“He’s asleep”

Actually we are both awake. Me and my best friend joel have kinda mastered faking being asleep. Our beds are right across from each other so we normally just lie there and make stupid faces at each other. We are the only two single people in our bunker. Nice huh? Joel is my best friend. I met him when I joined the colony. He’s the sweetest. It’s funny cause everyone thinks we should just have sex already because that’s literally all everyone else does. But we are way above that. Anyway, joel is in love with his girlfriend from before the colony, her name is Aimee. With one “I” and two “e”s. He loves to talk about her, he writes her letters. So in reality, I am the only one who is not in love in this bunker. I’ve never had a boyfriend, ever, even before the world ended.

We don’t really get any sleep. The moaning kinda keeps us awake. I got up and out of my bed and headed for the kitchen. I heard Joel’s bed creak and then his footsteps as he followed behind me. Another annoying thing about being down here is that to get to the kitchen from my room, you have to walk though other people’s bedrooms. Oh shit, they are busy, why would they leave their door open. Me and Joel stopped.

“Oh” joel and I said in unison

“Hey Y/N! Hey Joel!” Ava said

“Oh hey Ava” Joel said, we didn’t dare look over to our left.

“Y/N how’s it going?” Tim asked

“T-totally good tim, h-how are you doing” I asked

“Yeah, good” he responded

“I uh we couldn’t sleep” said Joel looking at the ceiling

“Ya we know the feeling” Ava said with a laugh

“Yeah probably not for the…..same reasons” joel said looking straight ahead

“Your guyses door was open, did you…did you know that?” I asked

“Yeah we know” they said

I shook my head and knitted my eyebrows together

“Okay” joel trailed off

Ever since Tim’s parents were eaten by a swarm of termites he and Ava have gotten really close, in every way.

“Okay, goodnight” joel said as we walked

Basically everyone is coupled up down here, a baby was born last winter! Welcome to the apocalypse kid. Ok if we ever get out of this, that would be an awesome story to tell your kids. “Oh ya I was born in an underground bunker doing a monster apocalypse” “yes exactly like World War Z but with bugs bigger than a 5 story building”. I mean come on.

So your probably wonder how the hell we get food, we’ll we have a cow. Gurdy. Gurdy is great. We also have a hunting party that brings back whatever they can from the surface. It’s gotten harder and harder, cause we ran out of bullets. And facing one of those things with a handmade weapon is just as hard as it sounds. It’s very very difficult. I go with them….sometimes. I still get scared. But I’ve been out quite a lot, especially compared to my man joel over here. I’ve been out maybe 30 times, he’s been out…maybe once, or not even. He’s the chef of the bunker. He makes super good Minestrone.

Me and joel like to hang out with Mavis. A robot. Yup. Not much for conversation, her batter is shot. Just like every other mavis I would imagine. When I’m not hunting we hang out with her. But sometimes I just go read. Reading and joel keep me sane. I mean sometimes joel drives me insane but I still love him. I have quite the collection of books too! I’ve got Emma by Jane Austen, a couple random ones that we found, all the hunger games and Harry Potter books, some mysteries that stopped being mysteries after a while, and then of course some smutty romance books for personal entertainment.

Joel likes to say that his thing is target practice. He has never hit the target but ya know, gotta entertain yourself. I think his thing is drawing though, he has this book that he draws in from Aimee. It’s really cool actually. He’s really good.

I sat watching Joel as he tried to hit the target, laughing a little every time he missed. It was cute how hard he tried.

“Shut up” he said shaking his laugh away

I laughed again, but then suddenly the lights started flickering. You could hear screeches and creeks echoing through the bunker. Joel turned to look at me. Worry and determination in his eyes. We both scrambled out of the room and into the kitchen where everyone was preparing.

“Hustle, hustle people we’ve gotta move”

I turned to look at Joel but then realized that he wasn’t next to me. Where did he go? Worry flooded through me. Suddenly the clanking of our weapon started behind me.

“Hey guys!” Joel said as he rammed into the railing, I shook my head. “Guys! I’ve got the weapons” he smiled at me

A few people walked over to him taking them out of his hands

“Stay” said Tim

“W-what?” Joel asked looking around in confusion

Everyone was talking and barking orders “grab what you need and let’s go! Y/N you coming?”

My eyes shot open “yes! Yup!” I jumped up and grabbed the bow and arrow from Joel.

“W-what's happening?” He asked innocently “what’s going on?”

“There’s a breach” said Tim

“What do you mean? Like inside the bunker breach?!” He asked

“Yes joel! Now come on!” I told him, patting him on the pack as I followed the others

He followed me and watched the plan get arranged

“Anna, Y/N and I will engage. Anderson and Tom plank him”

“Plank him, ya ok where do you guys need me? You want me to uh come through the rear or..?” Joel asked eagerly

“I don’t think your going to pass this joel” I told him

“Pass what? You guys need help, let me help” said clutching his crossbow

“You gonna make me say it?” said Sam

“Say what?!” God he was so adorably clueless

“You can’t handle it joel, your shook” said Sam, we all began getting into positions

“Ya ok, yes so you guys don’t get scared..ever?” He asked still getting ready to fight

“We get scared, we all get scared joel, but you get really scared” said Sam

“They are trying to make you feel bad joel” I said sweetly, trying to calm him down

“We love you joel”

“But your a liability”

“Ok why did that speech feel so rehearsed? And what about Y/N? She’s like…ya know?” He said bobbing his head

“Joel-“ suddenly the bunker shook and the lights flicked again

“Ok 30 meters out! Let’s move!” And we were off

Leaving joel and some others behind. You could hear the growling of whatever we were up against

I followed the others and listened carefully. I was freaking shaking. Don’t ask how I got sucked into becoming one the the hunters. Kinda just happened and I was just-

“OH SHIT!” I heard someone yell, it was too dark to see. Someone was gone, that thing took them. I couldn’t even see it. Oh fuck my life. Everyone began scattering, running away from the monster. I stopped running to take a breath, when I realized I was alone. Nicely done Y/N. The lights kept flickering. I heard something blow up in the distance.

“Conned? Conner?” I heard a whisper, one I knew all too well. Shit, joel. I ran toward the sound, and had no idea I was also running toward certain death. I stopped running. There it was, that thing. I’d never seen this before. I didn’t recognize it. I stayed silent, not moving at all. It slowly crawled over a shower curtain. Oh fuck. He was going toward joel! I quickly grabbed my bow and arrow and shot it. Right though the face. Next to its….eye I guess you could call it. Joel stood there, frozen.

I slowly walked over to him “Joel, hey are you ok?” I asked as I slipped my hand into his. He was trembling. Tears ran down his cheeks. He has a bad freezing problem, so I've been helping him work on it.

About an hour later I sat with Joel, still holding his hand as he stared out into space. We could hear everyone talking. How could this have happened?

“It ripped through steal”

“Anderson and I resealed the Breach point, nothings getting in that way again”

“But why did it happen?”

I tried to toon it out, and I hoped Joel did too.

“Joel, do you wanna talk about it?” I asked squeezing his hand, he looked so sad, which just crushed me

He shook his head

“Ok….” I nodded, I leaned into hug him but was interrupted by his voice

“How far away is Aimee's colony?” He asked

I pulled back, looking at him confused. The talking stopped and everyone look at him

“What?” Tim asked

“Aimee’s colony, how far away is it?” He repeated

“About 85 miles” he said as he furrowed his brows

“How long will it take to get there?”

“What do you mean joel?” I asked leaning closer to him

“Just humor me, how long?” He insisted

“7 days” said Tim

“Someone who’s armed and trained would hardly last 50miles, but you…joel” Ava said, I felt bad for him, he really didn’t deserve any of this

“Alright” Tim continued “now I need volunteers”

“I’m gonna go” joel said

No one said anything, they just stared

“It’s an impossible journey joel” said Tim, crossing his arms

Joel stood up, moving around my chair. “No im serious…I love you guys but there’s only one person in this world who ever truly made me happy and she’s only 85 miles away” he said strongly “I’m gonna go see her” I could see his mind was made up

God he was such a romantic, how could you not love this guy? Sure it hurts when your best friend tells you that you didn’t make him truly happy. Especially when you maybe sorta kinda have a crush on him.

He let out a breath “woah, that felt awesome” he said as he walked off to start packing

I stood there for a second processing and thinking, but then suddenly my mouth took over and well….

“I’m coming with you!” I said, he froze “I mean you can’t leave me here with these middle aged people, and your my best friend so” I shrugged

“I’ll come back for you I promise” he walked over to me “I can’t let you put yourself in even more danger” he said grabbing my arms

“I can’t let you put yourself in danger knowing that I could have helped protect you” I said, he stared blankly at me

I smiled “o-ohK…then I guess…” he trailed off

“Cool I’ll go pack” I skipped past him. Was I scared? Hell yes. But like I said, I needed to help joel and protect him in every way I can. And sure I wasn’t so happy that he was returning to his long lost love but if it made him happy then I would live. And anyway, two do shorten the road.

[tenkoscumslut]

Overhaul, Shigaraki, Hawks, Dabi one shot

so their kids basically, how many they would have, their personality, how they would look so ye

and god thank you guys so much for liking all of these, they rlly mean a lot!!!

Overhaul

Quantity: 4 (he want’s enough kids to lead the Yakuza when he passes)

Katsuo (kaht suh oooh)

Yamato (yah mah tou)

Itzuki (eet su keigh)

Noboru  (no bou ruh)

Katsuo: He has Y/H color.  He is the smallest and youngest of the 4 kids.  He has bright golden eyes just like his father, and has dimples on both of his cheeks.

Personality: He’s extremely mischievous and loves to mess around with the henchmen.  When he isn’t causing trouble he is helping others.

Quirk: Heal

Yamato: He has a mix of both your hair colors, it’s basically just auburn hair with your hair color streaks

Personality: He’s adorable.  Just pure adorable, though his personality isn’t.  He loves to tease and is the cockiest child ever, when thing’s don’t go his way he screams and cries, which sorta reminds you of Overhaul.

Quirk: No Quirk

Itzuki: He is just pure adorable, and so is his hair color.  Itzuki loves to play with his toys, he is always by Overhauls side, just gazing up at him like he’s a god.  He likes to watch his brother, later on he develops germaphobe tendencies.  Thank god Overhaul knew exactly how to treat em.

Personality: Calm, quiet, extremely intelligent for his age.  He rather gaze around the world with round eyes rather than explore it likes his brothers do.

Quirk: It’s very similar to Overhaul’s quirk except he can only detach limbs, not even rebuild them.

Noboru: The eldest child of them all.  He looks exactly his father, and acts like him, calm stoik, he rarely shows emotion, but he does not like hanging around his father, he’d much rather figure out how to play House with his siblings

Personality: very very calm, he doesn’t talk much (only with his siblings), very charming and good looking, very kind when he wants to be, has a bit of sass, overall a good kid

Quirk: He heals people with his quirk in an Overhaul type of way.

Shigaraki

Quantity: 1

Akko: Just a bundle of pure joy.  He loves to waddle around the bar and play with everyone, even with Mustard.  He has baby blue hair, just likes his fathers, it has your hair texture, and everyone loves playing with his hair.  He has one red eye, the other one is your eye color.  You and Shiggy just love that.

Personality: Loud (he loves to squeal and giggle 24/7), adorable, he likes to do things on his own, but loves for everyone to be paying attention to him, a bit of a stuck up, the star in the bar.

Quirk: He can create a barrier, like a force field, and if anyone touches it they turn to ash.

Dabi

Yall not having kids. He does not want kids till he leaves the bar, or if its just unexpected, then yall only having 1 kid and it’s gonna be a secret or else Dabi will skin you alive. He doesn’t want to put his kid at risk.

Quantity: 0-1

Hira: girl, she has long white hair, similar to Fuyumis, with red streaks. You were confused at first because neither of you have natural white hair, but then Dabi revealed his identity and then it made sense.  She has Dabi’s eyes and your face shape.

Personality: She is a pretty cocky kid, she loves your guyses attention, she can be pretty mysterious, and she’s great at keeping secrets and lying.

Quirk: Her flames heal people rather than hurt them.  When Dabi found out he broke down it tears. LIke it was hard for him to comprehend those similar flames that destroyed him could bring so much beauty to the world. 

Hawks

Quantity: 2 (After the second you just said no to more kids bc the brith is hell)

Mareo

Miyo 

Maero: He’s very cute, he has his fathers wings, they are a brownish color, just likes Hawk’s fathers, and he has his grandpas hair, but he has your eyes.  When Hawks first saw him he just sat there and stared at the kid for 3 hours, while the kid kept whimpering and curling into him.

Personality: Silly, goofy, aloft, adorable, he loves to go on flights with his father all the time.

Quirk: He has wings which can set ablaze, kind of like Hawks and Dabi’s love child except it’s a brown flame (your quirk is healing, so whenever you heal someone a small flame bursts on the tip of your finger, and u use that to heal ppl)

Miyo: He also had wings, except there white with red streaks, there slightly larger than his brothers, so he constantly flaunts them and says he’s the superior child, though Mareo can beat him in speed.

Personality: Confident, silly, loves chicky nuggies, likes to sit down all day, flies a lot.

Quirk: Fierce wings, just a more advanced version.

that took longer than I expected, hope u all enjoy it <3 <3 <3

[chipsfics]

Part 1 - Introduction/Invitation

Part one of my currently-unnamed Inanimate Insanity fanfiction :)! Feat. Tissues and Yinyang. Some shipping but not a whole lot ;)

Rated: PG (A few heavy themes)

Hope you enjoy and much more to come !! :D

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Unlike Tissues, Yinyang knew he was going to be eliminated. Yin did, at least. He figured after a certain amount of time, the viewers just saw him as... Annoying. He had used up his entertainment value- Inanimate Insanity had packaged and squeezed dry his "quirks" of any and all comedy until they were just problems again. He was sure his other half knew elimination was at least a possibility- He was probably too preoccupied with his own thoughts, which sometimes blended together with Yin's. A lot of... "Everyone here hates me," and "I hate everyone here." Seemed like the situation was stressing them both out.

Weeks later, After they were all freed from the closet, Yinyang watched the episode where he was eliminated. Yinyang cried, not because he lost, but something kind of got tangled in his brain watching the way he acted. He was grinding his teeth watching the playback, Yang holding back tears and Yin letting them flow freely. If only, if only, if only. Needless to say, he didn't really remember a lot about what happened cooped up in that tiny closet. He mostly hid in the corner and tried not to grind his teeth down to his gums. Tissues, on the other hand, barely knew what was going on. One place to another, off a plane, rushing from iceberg to dodgeball court, grass field to bleachers- Next thing he knew he sneezed himself through a portal and ended up cooped up in a closet. Once the dizzy feeling cleared and he ended up face down, alone, in an empty closet with a locked door- One thing was abundantly clear: He lost. As usual. When another contestant stepped through the portal, the relief he felt was overwhelming- and as the closet filled up with eliminated contestants, the sense of relief he felt was replaced by self loathing and shame- Everyone else pretty much all hated him. As usual.

When they finally got a breath of fresh air, space to move around, personal rooms and even a breakfast juice bar- After everyone who came in contact with him was thoroughly sprayed down by Soap, nobody hated him anymore. They just didn't talk to him. Although, when he walked in the hallway, Soap would follow a safe distance behind him and clean where he last stepped with disinfectant. That didn't really help his self-esteem.

One quiet afternoon, everyone was still trying to settle into their new (but much nicer) living situations, Tissues got paired with the roommate who hated him the most. One Trophy horseplay, who was the one who stomped his face in more than a couple times while stuck in the closet. Of course, due to the technological advancements of melife, Mephone brought him back immediately after he got the death notification- bzz-ding, Tissues died again, to Trophy's frustration. Living with Trophy, he tried to keep all of his stuff in one corner- And he was kind of being shoved over by Trophy's ever-growing collection of sports equipment. Apparently he had nowhere to put it except for cluttering up their shared bedroom. He didn't have much things anyway- and he spent most of his time in the front game room. Tissues, Yinyang, and a few wanderers in and out every day in that same room, that same dinky game system, the same 4 outdated platforming games. He didn't remember the names of those old things, and he wasn't great at them anyway- It'd surprise you, but he didn't have the best hand-eye-coordination. 

Yinyang was also bad at them. He'd argue and curse and throw the controller and tug at the wires, Tissues would follow slowly behind him in co-op play. It was fun to play with someone who had the same skill level as he did, and it seemed like Yinyang had mellowed out a little from his appearance on the show- Having a bit more freedom and alone time seemed to make Yang calm down and Yin become cheerier and more friendly. If Tissues could say one Inanimate Insanity contestant was his friend- It was Yinyang. They had something big and terrifying in common- They were both freaks. The unlovable tend to find a way to love each other.

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Yaaaawn. Tissues stretched and looked at the clock- 11:30, about 3 hours earlier than when he usually woke up. He wiped the drool off his face, got up and feverishly brushed his teeth. He realized the breakfast bar was still open for another 30 minutes- More like 25 now that he'd dragged himself out of bed. OJ wasn't the world's most attentive hotel owner, but the breakfast bar seemed like something he was passionate about. There were rumors that he refilled the cereal dispensers by himself and doesn't let anyone else do it. Soap always threw a fit when someone else did the chores for her, although she seemed to have a quiet respect for OJ's breakfast bar. Tissues took the elevator down- He didn't trust himself to go down the stairs because of his vertigo. Lo and behold, someone else bumped into his hand reaching for the down arrow. It was Yinyang! 

"O-oh, go ahead, you first," Tissues said bashfully. 

"No, you first!" Yin chirped. "I assume we're both going down?" 

"Yeah, I'm gonna try and catch the last wave of breakfast, guyse. I'm not usually up this... SNIFF. Early," Tissues said, and jammed his finger into the down button, which started to glow a faint yellow.

"Wait, is the free breakfast thing still open?" Yinyang said, "The one where you can make waffles with the little do-it-yourself waffle iron?" 

"Is that what that is? I thought it was just a weird smoothie dispenser. I thought the stuff that came out of it tasted like waffle batter," He sniffed.

Yinyang laughed. Tissues would have been peeved, but it didn't seem like Yinyang was laughing AT him. That, or just the fact that his laugh was crisp and clear as a ringing bell. Tissues didn't think he heard him genuinely laugh a whole ton of times. It was nice. 

As they waited for the elevator to come up, Tissues noticed one of Yinyang's eyes blinking and drooping. Yang's side seemed to be sleepier than Yin's- His body lagging to one side until he had to jerk back into a standing position. Was it possible for one half to fall asleep and the other half to stay awake? DING. Tissues' train of thoughts was interrupted by the elevator door sliding open. They stepped in, and for the entire ride down Tissues fought as hard as he could not to sneeze- In a closed place like an elevator, that could be very annoying. More annoying than usual. The elevator ride was mostly silent and awkward- It seemed that Yang almost tried to fight on what button to press, but he was too tired and hungry to cause any trouble this early. It was a Saturday after all, the slowest days in the hotel, and once they made it downstairs to the breakfast bar, there didn't seem to be many contestants looking for something to eat so late. Tissues grabbed a paper plate and put a blueberry muffin on it, and got a small paper cup of orange juice. He noticed Yin and Yang were having some sort of quiet argument about what to get for a drink. Tissues couldn't help but overhear-

"Coffee." Yang spoke in a harsh whisper. "Not today, Water." Yin replied. "Coffee." "Juice, then." "Ok, Fine." "Apple juice." "I want orange." "Not today. Apple Juice feels more..." "Pure?" "Yeah." "Bull." "Let's just get our food, I'm too tired to argue." "..." "..." "Me too." 

Tissues seemed distracted, until Yinyang moved down the line and bumped him further down. He looked away, face flushed, and moved to the couch, flicking on the TV- He felt like he had just intruded on Yinyang's privacy, but Yinyang didn't seem to care. He'd grabbed apple juice and a pastry of some kind, filled with cream cheese. Yinyang and Tissues ate together, Tissues sitting on the carpet and Yinyang on the couch close by, both staring at the gameshow program that was playing on TV- something that aired often, it was starting to get old. That and the fact that the episodes are hard to tell apart. Same host every time, same backdrop, same formula. Because of this, Tissues' mind couldn't help but wander, and so did his eyes. Yinyang was focused intently on the tv, one hand, Yin's, tapping the sides of the paper cup and the other, Yang's, lifting the pastry to his mouth and taking a bite. They seemed to have figured out a good way to eat without arguing. 

"So," Tissues said, breaking the silence.

"Yes?" Yin said politely. 

"Can i sit next to you guyse?" Tissues asked. Yinyang looked a bit puzzled.

"Sure. Why not?" Yinyang said, "Just try not to get any of your germs on me." Yang grumbled. Yin pinched his arm. "Don't be rude," Yang growled, but once Tissues got up and hopped up onto the couch cushion next to him, Yang seemed to have forgotten about it. Tissues was so short he had to put in a lot of effort to get onto the couch- It was almost comical. Because of that, he preferred to sit on the ground. People seemed to prefer him down there anyway. It was kind of nice, up there, though, and honestly the only thing he felt different was... More comfortable, and taller. It was nice. He hadn't even noticed the TV program changing from the game show to an ad break- some kind of infomercial on chairs. 

"Sooo.... Do you want to go and check out the pool today? I've heard that there's like, complimentary towels. I haven't actually been there yet," Tissues said.

"Are you... asking us to hang out with you?" Yinyang said curiously. 

"Well sure," Tissues smiled. "We're friends, right?"

"Umm..." Yinyang's face flushed a bright red. "Of course!" Yin chimed. 

"Whatever." Yang added, clenching his jaw and slightly baring his sharp teeth.

"I just didn't wanna show up alone. Can you swim?" He asked. Yinyang looked away.

"Not really," He said, embarrassed. "It takes a lot of coordination, and Yin hates listening." Yang said aggresively. Yin glared at his other half. 

"Ohhh thats cool. I can't either," Tissues replied. "I was just planning on sitting by the side. Maybe putting my feet in- Its just nice to have like... uhh. SNIFF. Change of scenery... I like the chlorine smell." 

"Well that sounds nice!" Yinyang said. "But we need to go back to our room first, Right?" Yang sounded like he was directing the question less towards Tissues and more towards Yin. 

"Oh. Well that's ok. I'm here all day," Tissues said, pulling his mouth into a goofy half-smile. Yinyang finished off his apple juice and got up, silently turned and smiled towards Tissues, and walked away. Tissues wondered what he was thinking about. 

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[willel]

About Will and his friends:

I’ve seen some really weird takes lately. It’s surrounding the boys breaking up with the girls and Will wanting to play dnd.

People bring up how other characters are forced to care about Will, but not the other way around. What?

One of Will’s biggest character traits is being a people pleaser. In the end, he will always follow along with what his friends want even if he doesn’t want it or care. He doesn’t want to disappoint them or make they worry, he just wants things to be “normal”.

Exhibit A: Back in season 1, Will could not choose between fireball and protection. Lucas was shouting fireball, Dustin was shouting protection, and Mike was rushing all three along to make a decision. Arguably, Will’s hastiness and inability to make his own decision made him lose against the Demogorgon (in the game). Even at the end of season 1, he’s still the same way, but everyone isn’t arguing with each other anymore so he can roll properly. 

Exhibit B: Will backseats all his personal interests to please his father. Lonnie (once again) does not show up to pick up Will for father and son time. Jonathan asks if Will even likes baseball and Will tries to weasel out answering saying, “It can be fun sometimes....” Even when Lonnie isn’t present, Will is still trying to put his interests above his own.

Exhibit C: In season 2 when Max comes into the picture, Will doesn’t have much of an opinion except “Girls don’t play video games.” (that’s literally the only thing he’s said about her.) In an offscreen conversation, we’re meant to assume Dustin and Lucas eagerly approach Will asking him if Max can join them during Trick or Treating, and Will said yes. 

“They were so excited...” Even if he didn’t care one way or another if Max tagged along, he was still happy for his friends and wanted them to have fun. You can see Mike’s total annoyance at the situation caught him off guard and despite trying to smooth it over, it fails (and then he has an episode)

Exhibit D: The entire summer it’s implied Mike ditched hanging out with the party to be with El. Based on the big argument that happens later, we’re meant to assume leading up to this point in time, Will has said nothing to Mike (or Lucas) on his feelings. He hasn’t been ragging on them day in and day out about their girlfriends, he’s focused all his energy on making this big well thought out campaign probably quietly channeling any frustration he had into said game. 

Exhibit E: Dustin and Suzie. Will is up there with Max and Lucas helping Dustin build Cerebro after walking all that way. If he really didn’t care about his friends interests on relationships, he wouldn’t be there. Additionally, Will never doubts Suzie’s existence. When Dustin fails to get in contact with her, Will suggests, “Maybe Cerebro doesn’t work?” When Will leaves Dustin on the hill, it’s because it’s late (I assume Will doesn’t tend to hang out at night very much) and as he’s leaving, he says, “Let’s do something fun, like we used to?” and “Welcome home.” 

Exhibit F: When Mike and Lucas insist on going to the mall to get El a “Sorry” present, Will still ends up tagging along and looking just as hard as they were to find something interesting. He doesn’t say anything on screen, but he’s also sniffing perfume and looking in the glass case of jewelry. As they waste more and more time in the mall, Will’s request to go back and play dnd become more frequent. (Funnily enough, if they went back sooner, Mike and El would’ve have met and broken up in the first place.) 

Are you really going to feel sympathy for some dudes who in one breath say they’re so sad their girlfriends broke up with them, and then in the next breath say “Right, women don’t think with logic only emotion.” and “Right. A totally different species.” 

Who would take this drama serious? Not Will, clearly. 

CONCLUSION:

Will has always cared about his friends, their interests, and what they want to do. Even if it’s bringing new people into the group, he’s chill with that if it makes his friends happy. He’s just not here for the drama. He’s not interested in the conflict. It probably makes him uncomfortable even, he’d rather ignore it. 

And another thing, we know Will’s friends really care about him and his wellbeing... but technically, we’ve never been shown that they care about his interests. Not too long ago, Will’s interests aligned with his friends. Dnd, video games, dressing up, nerdy stuff in general. There was never a question if they cared about his interests because they were their interests too. Now? Most of them have found new interests. 

Even though Will tags along with them, tries to help them a little bit, and wastes time sitting around with them, they blow off playing dnd every single time. When they do finally sit down to play, they don’t take it seriously and mock him the whole time. At the earliest opportunity they have to blow him off again, they gladly take it. 

How can no one see the frustration that would cause? “I’ve been dealing with your guyses stuff all day, but you can’t spare a couple of hours to play a game once the entire summer?”

“Did you expect us to sit in my basement all day, playing games?” or whatever Mike said? Even though Will answers “Yeah, I did.”, I doubt he even expected that, but at least a few times every now and then? Will couldn’t even get that to happen. 

Also, bringing up Dustin during his outburst? All this time Will has probably been wondering where Dustin is. He possibly went through the effort of rewriting some of his campaign to exclude Dustin since Dustin never showed up even though he was invited. During the short time they got to play dnd, Will could've been hoping Dustin would show up late at any moment and join in. He was on his mind. 

He was truly and honestly trying to get his friends together to have some fun. And it probably cut real deep to see dnd no longer gives them joy like it once did. Him donating his dnd manuals makes a ton of sense. 

If you can’t see this from Will’s perspective, or assume he doesn’t care about his friends because of his outbursts, I think you’re being purposely obtuse. 

[shoutoismybaby]

Iida Proposes

ASK- hiiii, can I please request headcanons for how iida would propose? thanks! X -@polskipolikarp 

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Ooh boy, do we know this bean is extra.. Enjoy!

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As much as Iida wants to completely surprise you, he also knows of the dangers of proposing when being married has never been discussed in a relationship before

So he tries to slyly bring up your guyses future, asking if you could see yourself marrying him anytime soon

His intentions are much more obvious than he thinks they are, but you find it endearing and you keep your knowledge a secret

After knowing you want to marry him, he begins to plan an extremely romantic date

Que the romantic restaurant, candle-lit lighting, violin music in the background, delicious food

He thinks that he is being completely secretive, and while him going all out for dates isn't that uncommon, you see right through him

He isn’t the best at keeping secrets, and you can read him like an open book with just a glace

Still, you couldn't be more excited! Marrying the love of your life was something you had been dreaming about for a while

So when he tells you of the sate idea, you immediately go out with friends to choose the perfect engagement dress (yes, just like in legally blonde)

All the while he is getting a new suit, and consulting both Izuku and your closest friend Ochako on what ring to get you (it's just as gorgeous as you)

During the dinner. Its quite obvious how nervous Iida is, even though he knows that you want to marry him..

What if you meant later? What if you freaked out and said no? Or were unhappy with how he was going to ask?

You could feel his hesitation and tried to look as oblivious as possible as you reached across the table and took his hand in yours

Giving it a quick squeeze, you can feel the thumping in your chest as you whisper an ‘I love you’

And just that small gesture is enough to get him over his fears

He keeps his hold on your hand as he stands up and moves to your side, before kneeling onto his knees

You're already crying as he begins his speech about how much he loves you

If you didn’t cut him off by jumping into his arms he probably would have continued talking about his love for you for hours

Luckily you snapped him back to reality and the question rushes out of his mouth

(Y/n), will you marry me?

Of course, you say yes and its a Happy Ever After!!

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I hope you enjoyed!

[blue-skeleton6289]

Heya bud! so, what if the reader and one of the skeletons(of your choice) play a game of "knight saves princess"; pretty much means one person roleplays as the knight and goes to 'save' the other player whose the princess. However, let's have the reader be the knight and the skeleton the princess. That last chapter really got to me, btw, like you really showed how the reader bottled up her emotions, and plz take care out there!

Omg I love this idea!! Your request is my command! @chaotichoneydews always a pleasure!

Also thank you so much! Glad the chapter was emotional in someway. Also you stay safe and healthy as well!

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"How did it come to this? Why! Where did I go wrong!?" You throw in the air voice in such despair.

"My Knight I Forgive You" Blue touches your cheek, as he *coughed* "I Think My Time Has Come," he dropped his skull in a in your arms.

"No!! I will be back my golden flower! The apple of my eye! My star! The ying ta my ya-"

"Ok we get it move on! He's dead we finaly got to the good part!" Ink interpreted the play throwing popcorn on you and Blue.

Your shoulders slump as you glare at him. "Shut up I am role-playing here! You are the audience so shush!" You throw the poison apple at his skull. Hearing a satisfied *bonk*

The others laughing so hard but trying to stay quiet. Dusty was filming the whole thing along with Dream.

"Great where was I?" You pounder, now that INK the smug basterd interrupted your emotional performance!

"You Were Saying How Sad You Were Of Losing Me!" Blue peeked open one eyesocket and whispered. Staying in his dead position on the floor.

"Ah yes, I mean. Nooo why my love! I will bring you back! With a potion, it will be a dangerous mission. I may not come out alive but, without my love." Placong your hand where your heart is. Ducking your head sadly. "There is no point in living, thus I head out to forkward!" You stand up as your dark green cap flutters behind you. (The skeleie audience awing) Once you threw your sword. (Wooden spoon) in the air stepping on a rock.

"Ow"

You jump back not noticing, in your deep performance. How you just stepped on poor Blue! "I'm sorry!" You whisper to him patting his skull with your pare foot. Which he blushes a cute skeleie blush and waves you off.

"Now my journey can begin wait for me, also dont decompose yet." You added, turning dramatically never looking back. Facing the TV. With a serious face that sent the whole skeleie audience bawl in laughter.

Which triggered you to laugh as well.

"BUT UNIQUE HUMAN HE CAN'T DECOMPOSE! WHEN HE ALREADY IS PAST THAT PROSSES!" Jupiter said with a knowing grin that made you chuckle. Tossing the wooden spoon towards the crowd.

Blue and you stand up, bowing to the audience.

Catching the flowers that Axe and Fluffy threw at you. Red throwing his boxers. Which you caught and blushed like mad!! Throwing them back at a laughing blushing Red. Looking real nervous how Edge was glaring at him.

"THANK YOU I KNOW MY PERFORMANCE WAS BREATH TAKING! FOR I AM THE MAGNIFICENT BLUE!! AND OF COURSE MY KNIGHT WHO DID FAIL TO PROTECT ME!" Blue pointed out and patted your back. Like he was telling you it was okay. What the hell!

Your face was in betrayal! "I did save you twice! You kept eating the damn poisonous apples! I told you not to but you did anyway!" You whip your head towards him yet a smile was on your face.

" aw lovers fighting now thats interesting" Ink sat back down while the others were busting their non-existent guts laughing so hard.

"WELL I WILL JUST FIND A NEW KNIGHT!" Blue yelled not really mad.

"Fine! I will just find a new princess!" You yell back.

Then snapping their skulls to look at the crowed. Who now felt nervous.

"STRETCH! YOU WILL BE MY NEW KNIGHT! UH PLEASE!" Blue pointed at Stretch who was giving him a lazy grin. Strolling over to Blues side. Slumping against him with a sucker hanging out of his mouth.

"Okay fine Dusty!" Your tone held a pinch grabbing Dustys attention, who raised an amused bone brow. "Your with me be my princess, pleaseeeee!" You plea, while Dusty looked pretty okay with it. Strolling over towards you. With a wide grin, that made you fight a down (and fail) a blush.

He looked down at you and in one quick motion. You found yourself in his arms bridle style. Blushing like mad and telling him this is not how this is supposed to go!

" i take capture the knight for my own" is all he says before teleporting away.

.... "SAVE THE KNIGHT!!" Blue screams as the princess, which everyone runs to find you and where Dust took you.

All in the game of saving the Knight!

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Haha done! I like the idea of this and did change some things. It was more at the end of the play. But I did enjoy this! I hope you did as well @chaotichoneydews I love taking your guyses ideas!! And writing them!

I hope I did you justice!

[anarchistgumball]

Uhhhh when someone praises you so you post more

BakuKami (somewhat- pining Bakugo) Hurt/Comfort

There was a knock at his door. He knew it wasn’t Kirishima because he had a house key, and to be honest he didn’t want to see anyone else. He was too busy wallowing in his own self pity. The knocks kept growing louder until he finally yelled “I’ll be there in one goddamn minute hold on!” It was Kaminari, great. If he had to list all the people he wanted to deal with he would be at the bottom. Kaminari looked rough, hair more of a mess than usual, sloppy clothes, dried tear tracks on his face. “What are you doing here, dunce face”

“Please let me in, I didn’t know who to go to”

Bakugo checked the date, April 25. “Shouldn’t you be with Jiro” That seemed to be the wrong thing to say as Kaminari took in a shaky breath “...she’s with Momo right now”

“Isn’t it your guyses-

“Can I just come in please” Oh… did they? He shouldn’t be happy about this, but he was.

“Yeah, whatever” He made room for Kaminari to pass through, he beelined to the couch and when he was on it he started sobbing.

“She….she was cheating on me…..with….with Momo” He was sniffling every couple of seconds.

“Why didn’t you go to Shitty hair or Soy sauce?”

“ki-Kiri’s out an- and you were the first person I thought of”

Bakugo started slowly making his way over to the couches, carefully, as if he moved to fast Kaminari would run.

“Do you want me to do something?” He never really had to comfort people as they knew he wasn’t the best at it- at all. Once he was in front of kaminari the other man dragged him down on the couch and buried his head into Bakugo’s shirt. Bakugo hesitantly wrapped his arms around Kaminari. Kaminari and Jiro had been dating since highschool and he was thinking of proposing, hence Bakugo wallowing in his own self pity. “How long?”

“I - I don’t know to be honest” Kaminari was gripping Bakugo with a death grip. “I- I was going to’- he got interrupted by his own sobbing- “Bakugo I was going to pro- propose!” Bakugo held him tighter, whether it be empathy or his own feelings. “I know” His voice was barely above a whisper. He didn’t know if anything he was saying was right but he hoped it was at least okay because he wanted to help kaminari. “Do… you want to stay here tonight?” He knew Kaminari’s parents lived a few hours away and he didn’t think Kaminari would want to go back to his shared living space with Jiro. Kaminari looked up at him, eyes red and watery. “Would that be okay?”

“I wouldn’t have offered if it wasn’t, idiot” he scoffed. Kaminari chuckled a little. “That’d be nice” Bakugo’s pride swelled from doing something right for Kaminari. Kaminari looked back down at his shirt before yawning. “I’m sorry about your shirt by the way” referring to the big wet spot on the front of it. “Don’t worry about it, Pikachu” After a couple of seconds Kaminari loosened his grip on Bakugo’s shirt.

“Can I go get changed?”

Kaminari practically jumped off him. “Uh ye-yeah”

Bakugo rolled his eyes while getting up. “Do you want anything? Tea? ..Ice..cream? Do you wanna watch like a movie or something?” A this point he was just listing off things he saw his friends do during break ups.

“Uh…. could I have some tea…?”

Bakugo headed for his bedroom, switching shirts before starting on the tea. “Pick a movie if you want to watch one pikachu” He watched as Kaminari got off the couch and started looking for movies. Once Bakugo was done with the tea he found kaminari sitting by an empty case ‘Detective Pikachu’ He snorted. How fitting. He set the cups on the coffee table before sitting down. Once the movie was in Kaminari joined him. Throughout the movie they got closer until an arm was wrapped around Kaminari’s waist with his head on Bakugo’s shoulder. Kaminari ended up falling asleep a little over halfway into the movie, Bakugo not wanting to wake him turned down the T.V and started to doze off himself. If Kirishima came over early the next morning and got a picture, neither of them knew.

(Might continue this if people don’t hate it)

I will consume your toes if you like this but don’t reblog

[shadow--writer]

bro do you think i could get like,, a coffee shop (or bookshop) au headcanons for the main six? if you're comfortable with that ☺️✨

Ah coffee shop/bookstore aus are my favourite I love them! I hope you don’t mind me going wild on my favs (Julian and Muriel) lol

Requests are still open! And asks about my new MC! Send em in!! (also fic requests are open lmao)

Main six x MC coffee shop/bookstore modern au

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Julian

You work at your local bookstore and this very hot doctor comes in almost every week 

You don’t know why, but you’re curious as to why

He always comes during your shift, asking for new books, books on medical treatment, old history, history on leeches, types of leeches, birds and birdcare

The first time he came in when you locked eyes he fell over

You and your coworkers started a little bet to see what he’s coming in for next 

But he doesn’t come in the next week

Or after that

You hate to admit it but you’re starting to miss him. He never failed to make you laugh with his strange requests

The past few times he came in he was always a bit red

But his face lit up whenever he saw you

You started crushing on him and now that he hasn’t come back for a while you’re...a bit sad

Next time he comes in is when you’re closing up

He’s out of breath, wheezing on his knees

Amused you let him catch his breath

“MC...I’m sorry I haven’t come in a while! School and work got hectic and I didn’t have time-”

Shushing him gently you bring him inside, pulling out your secret stash of tea you keep in the back

Asking him what’s wrong makes him go bright red

Confused, you sit and wait

“Would you believe me if I said I fell in love with this cute bookworm who works in one of my favourite store?”

You’re a little hurt but happy for the person he loves. He notices the hurt and laughs

“It’s you sweetheart. I’ve seemed to have fallen for you.”

I’m sorry, but after he confesses he would totally steal you just to make out with you behind the science textbook section (....I might write this wait)

Asra

Asra works at this sweet little tea shop that you like to visit every so often after work/school

He’s the cutest barista and you always smile when he’s there

Slowly you’ve warmed up to one another, him bringing you your favourite tea with a little note

Don’t hit on the baristas, but he might make an exception just for you

He adds some stuff to your tea to make it special and he always gets excited when he sees you come in

When you stay late he breaks out the coffee to help you stay up studying/working

He’ll spend time after work just to talk to you

He smells good like cinnamon and tea leaves

If you fall asleep he’ll let you sleep a bit while he closes up, and then wakes you before he leaves

He really enjoys your company, and you always brighten his day when you come in 

Days you don’t come in seem to drag on and he’s a little lonely 

Oh no

oh no

he has a crush on you now

But you bet your sweet arse you developed some weird outta nowhere feelings for him too

It’s why you avoided the tea shop, you didn’t want to make things weird

He sees you passing by and runs after you just to tell you

He really does miss you 

His confession is all a jumble. “MCILOVEYOUSOMUCHPLEASECOMEBACK!”

He’s very cute and when you go back he’ll make you a latte with snake art

Nadia

Nadia works at a cute little bookstore with a small cafe off to the side

It’s not very popular, just tucked away but it has a very nice atmosphere

They make the best pastries and have the best espressos

The first time you came in Nadia was there and willing to help 

She misheard you and sent you to the wrong section but she was too nice so you felt bad

Later on you tell her about the incident 

She is so embarrassed but it’s sweet

She finds your compassion so very sweet 

Some days you’ll come in just to study for school or read a book over coffee

She likes talking with you (distracting you from your schoolwork and her from her actual job. The manager doesn’t mind)

She handles everything with such grace it’s hard not to fall deeply in love with her

Sometimes you’ll come in just to talk to her 

It’s about when she starts to fall for you too, making your guyses interactions a bit awkward but still very sweet

She confesses by kissing you behind the bookshelves, she tastes like bittersweet chocolate and coffee 

When she pulls away you are bright red, making her giggle. 

“Consider it a thank you, MC. You’ve made my days so much brighter just with your smile.”

Oh my gods is she hot 

You aren’t gonna survive this 

Kiss her back 

“I...I hate to admit this, but I think I love you.”

Muriel

You work for a fun little animal themed bookstore 

Kids love it 

But one day this huge I mean tall and broad man walks in, hunched over, asking for a book on how to take care of chickens

Well that’s new you’ve never had a request like that from someone who looks...well, like Muriel does

But as always, you put on a smile and sweetly show him the way to chicken care

He’s so nervous oh poor baby 

He’ll grab your sleeve as you go back to the counter, his hair falling into his eyes but you can see how red his cheeks are

“Can...can I have some help finding a specific book? I...don’t know my way around.”

Of course you help how could you not

Soon after that he becomes a regular, and you learn he is in school to be a Vet and he has a small house up in the mountains 

Where apparently he has been saving animals

The first time you learn about Inanna was when he came in asking for a book on dog breeds

When he couldn’t find her breed he asked for a book on wolves

and you are starting to worry

But it’s okay he knows what he’s doing

As shy as he is, he falls for you fast and hard. Soon coming in with very poor excuses 

But it’s okay because you get to see him more and more, falling for him yourself soon enough

When you show him to books on bird seed, you kiss his cheek making him sputter

After a moment, he kisses your forehead, whispering ‘I love you’

And that was the day you knew this man was gonna kill you with his voice

Portia

Portia is this super cute barista at this fun energetic coffee shop

You are a poor hardworking person who needs their coffee fix

But oh my god Portia thinks you are the cutest most beautiful thing to walk through those doors

Her coworkers tease her but they let her act on her immediate crush

Looking up to this bubbly redhead holding your coffee, you fall for her too 

And soon you come in every week, sometimes three times a week

To study and get coffee

No...no other reason....

Portia is thrilled to see you in the coffee shop so often 

Eventually she leaves her number on the side of your coffee cup 

OMG no other person has done this in this au bwahahaha they’re all dumbasses 

She’ll confess with a few hearts in your coffee and a wink 

After work you’ll wait for her before pulling her along and kissing her behind the building 

Ah, young love

She’ll giggle and after this you come in more often and when she finds out where you work she’ll come to visit you

“MC! You came again! Welcome!!!”

Bright smiles and laughter 

Your day always seems better when she’s around

Lucio

You work at an old coffee shop with a fun rustic vibe and this man comes in so often 

Like every 

single

day

to order the same exact thing

The same exact super sweet coffee with two cookies on the side. He’s an odd one isn’t he

He’ll start to flirt with you right away

“Hey gorgeous, you make this all for me?”

Of course you did

That’s your job

Eventually you start flirting back and that’s when things start picking up 

Lucio catches major hardcore feelings

You’re that cute barista and he caught feelings for you

Unfair

You catch feelings too 

Eventually

He’s very blunt and flirty and..okay sure you kinda like that in him 

One day he was so aggressively flirting that you grab his shirt collar and plant a hard kiss on his mouth

Then get back to work as if nothing happened

Leave your number and winking face by his coffee

Ooooooooh man are you gonna get it after work 

;)