#hope you dont mind that this has no snip but i think this is long enough on its own lmaoooooo

[vitaliskravtsov]

HELLO I WANNA HEAR ALL ABOUT YOUR TEEN DAD KENT AU PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

OKAY SO I TALKED ABOUT THIS A LITTLE ALREADY BUT I'LL HAPPILY GO ON MORE!! So Scraps finds out that Kent has a baby (on accident) and helps out with like childcare and stuff, and baby Kent (whose name is William Georges Armand Parson, but just gets called Will for short) hangs out a LOT with Scraps' kids, and actually is kinda trilingual because Kent speaks about 50/50 English and French with him, since he has a bunch of French-Canadian teammates and it's worth keeping up the French, and Scraps and co mostly speak Russian with Will, so Will is a menace in three languages instead of just one (Kent regrets his choices sometimes).

Scraps, when Will gets older, takes Will with his family to family skates and stuff and nobody really questions it, it's just Scraps' mystery appearing child who's only sometimes around but is UNQUESTIONABLY Scraps', because he mostly refuses (at least as a very small child) to leave Scraps' side except to go to Kent (who's awesome with kids, so nobody questions it), and he doesn't really talk to anyone. And yeah, Scraps gives Kent a weirdly large leash with Will, but it's not like anyone questions it, after a while (also, because Sergei and William mean the same thing, Scraps often calls Will "Sergei" or "Seryozha" because he's obstinate and Kent said he couldn't help name Kit so instead Scraps just nicknamed his kid. Will loves it. He does not love when Scraps' wife (or Kent) now have an extra name to yell when he's in trouble).

Ultimately, Kent continues to wholly successfully hide an entire child, mostly because of the obliviousness of hockey players.

[anawkwardlady]

Hi! I hope I haven’t chosen an awkward time to ask you stuff (and that I hope you’re doing better/good. /gen <3) If so, then I don’t mind if you just… ignore this, but it’s been in my head all day, so I’ve returned to the Dame’s lair to ask further.

In Kuro II, when Ciel and Alois are sharing Ciel’s body (and Ciel is the one fronting, at the time), and Claude is butler-ing for Ciel (digging his characterisation into an even deeper, more unstable pit), he (Claude, digging the poorly written themes into an even deeper, more unstable pit) is brushing Ciel’s teeth.

That’s a whole scene. Yes, it’s weird. Yes, it was probably to make Claude even more of a weirdo (that shouldn’t have happened—silently rage-quitting at the fact that they did that, ultimately butchering his character… his actor in the The Making Of OVA was so right. He was our spokesperson, so to speak), but—despite seeing Sebastian do things like bathe Ciel, even in the manga—we’ve never seen Sebastian do that to Ciel (who is also fronting over Alois)?

It’s been a while since I’ve seen the episode, I’ll admit, but—seeing as Kuro II drifted significantly away from canon—not once do I recall picking up on the hint that Ciel, in the Kuro II universe, having Sebastian do that??

So… is it an Alois thing? I mean, I’ve wondered now and then, but your posts the other week about Alois wanting power and therefore asking/ordering Claude to feed him in front of company… this is why I wanted to ask your take on it, because it has a similar feel to it, you know?

Like, perhaps Alois wants to feel in control / want to feel cared for in a more intimate (intimate as in physically close, not sexual, although through the frost-tinted glasses of trauma, it could be perceived as the latter, in the characteristically sick, character study-type way, and not a morally sick, shipping-type way, because ew, gross) way? Perhaps he just wants to feel in control of Claude in a physically intimate, mock-emotionally-intimate/mock-loving way?

Maybe Alois is just clutching at straws. And Claude keeps snipping those straws. (Maybe if Alois knew what he wanted, to be loved, back when he contracted for Claude rather than when he contracted to Hannah, Claude would deliver an act of that love? Still deadpan, still distant, for that is what it is—an act as in a facade, not as in an action… perhaps that would make their situation even more tragic).

Sorry it’s so long (ask anybody who is anybody), I just like to ramble. Sorry! And… I hope you’re having a better/good day <3 /gen

Love your posts, love your takes (noms on your takes). And I hope you have a good one ♥️

Hey ! So i'm good and just woke up from a bad dream so it's distracting enough dont worry lol

So, you're right we never see it with Sebastian and at that time, I thought since Ciel was okay with letting Claude do it, it was a normal part of the routine we were simply not seeing (Although it would be weird, because Ciel's routine has been described in details multiple times but who knows). I do not know if butler did that type of thing but i'm not on the no side (because a quick research didnt came up with anything and Claude was literally on the first page lol).

I think as you said, it's maybe a bit like the food thing. Alois doesn't exactly knows how to use a butler but still assert some power and use Claude's abilities to the most. The thing I pointed out as weird in my food post is that Alois only asked Claude to feed him in public as far as we knows, it might really be that : not fully getting and using a butler abilities to the most as a way to assert his role as the master.

I also think that, like you said, Alois being quite love deprived and also touch deprived I would think, he would ask Claude to do a lot of little tasks like this as a substitution. I also think it's a way for Alois to force interactions with Claude and since Claude is doing them he can trick himself into thinking Claude is doing it out of love and care no matter how monotonous the whole thing is.

Maybe it's also a way for Alois to seek negative attention from Claude too. Claude is only maintaining the illusion of caring because he accepts to do all of this without any protest/better explaining, however it's going to be understood fast enough that no reaction is actually not caring. Alois maybe wants to push him as far as possible to see if Claude reacts. Conflict is a way to maintain a relationship too.

Anyway thats a lot of speculations but also you wanted my take of this sooo, voilà ! Hope you have a nice day/night !

[thinlinez]

Josie, my darling! I'm here to ask about that porn magazine fic of yours in the WIP title Game. Can you tell me something about it? Maybe share a small snippet? 😏🥰

My love T, I have actually written A LOT of this fic back back way back in time, it is so old and dusty. I had always wanted to post it but I couldn't come up with a good ending for it... It is basically about Lou being a porn magazine star and H discovering this secret! I can give you the snip ;) I hope it is interesting... I dont think I will ever post it, since it is omega Lou... Here goes: It is LONG and EXPLICIT hahahaha (It isn't a small snippet since I think this will be the only snippet I will ever share of this work)

“What’s this?” His moment of confusion cleared as soon as he saw the magazine name and the close-up cover of an omega who had smeared mascara and glitter around her eyes. Her head was tilted ridiculously to the side to showcase the purpling bite mark adorning her porcelain skin. Her eyes were hazy and clouded over like she was under a spell. Harry wrinkled his nose at the magazine as Gemma rolled her eyes.

“It’ll help you through your rut.” She said exasperatedly. Harry’s face colored at the comment.

“I’m not some thirsty fourty year old man who jacks off to naked omegas.” He hissed, pushing away the atrocious reading material.

He hated degrading magazines like these. The ones that portrayed omegas in a sexual light. It’s already the twenty first century, people need to wake the fuck up...

“Reading this magazine doesn’t imply that you’re a degrading arsehole, H. It just helps you. Being an alpha isn’t a chore, it’s what you are. So just accept it and if this helps then better use it wisely.” Gemma shrugged, flicking him on the forehead as Harry hissed at the sudden pain. He pouted a little at his alpha sister.

“Whatever you say, I’m not gonna read it. Ever.”

“Sure, H. Sure.” Gemma laughed as she ruffled his hair and helped him lug his heavy duffel bag into the back of his beat up secondhand car.

Now, as he looked down at the magazine, at the shiny cover that announced its name, My Omega, in cursive, the pent up frustration inside of him started to bubble to the surface. He nearly tore the cover off as he grabbed it and began to flip through it. Maybe jacking off right now would soothe him. Thank god he hadn’t hit the freeway yet.

His eyes scanned through the pages. Omegas clad in an assortment of tight clothes and mostly, nothing at all, peered seductively up at him through their eyelashes. There were hardly any words in the magazine. He rolled his eyes at a picture of an omega boy sitting cross legged on a toilet seat of what looked like a dirty pub loo. His clothes were torn and he was holding his finger up to his glossy lips, grinning devilishly at the camera with bite marks littering his chest. Harry has got to admit, most of the setting were too cliche even though the lighting, camera angles and models in the photo were well positioned. There was some aesthetics to these erotic photos, Harry had to begrudgingly admit.

He was half in mind to toss the magazine away and was already thinking about texting Niall to hook him up with an omega friend for next week when the next photo made his hand come to a complete standstill.

The double spread photo was taken in the backseat of a car, a vintage one by the looks of it. Most likely a Cadillac with its easily recognizable white creamy leather seat.

A naked omega was lounging on the seat with his head resting against the window and his body draped on the entire back seat. There were what looked like sunflower and daisy petals strewn on the seat and spread all over the floor. A few petals were tucked into the omega’s caramel brown hair.

The omega had his head tipped back so that the fine line of his throat was exposed, vein standing out and bondmark spot out for the world to ravish. His stretch of golden skin made Harry’s mouth go oddly dry. The boy’s eyes were closed, long lashes brushing the pads of his cheeks and his mouth was slightly ajar, thin pink lips curled up into a small faint smile that seemed to hold the world’s secrets on the slope of its cupid bow. The smile ignited the corners of the omega’s eyes and Harry could see the tiniest traces of crinkles around them. One of the omega’s arms was trailing onto the floor, fingertips brushing the carpeted floor while the other was gripping the headrest of the seat above so that his veins stood out, a sharp contrast to his other limp arm. One knee was bent while the other was relaxed so that the small pink cock with its tip smeared with precome could be visible between his strong thighs.

Harry swallowed as his eyes followed the muscles of the omega’s thighs and saw the glinting line of slick running down them. The leather beneath the omega’s arse was coated with slick, some dripping onto the floor of the car. Like a small cascading waterfall.

The omega’s pose hid his oozing hole from sight and Harry almost whined from how badly he wanted to see it. He could almost imagine the fluttering pink rim as it clenched desperately on thin air.

He nearly ripped a hole through the page with how fast he turned it. He breathed out a sigh of relief when the same omega appeared, on the next page, in the exact same pose except he was staring directly at the camera and his piercing gaze seemed to penetrate Harry’s soul. It sent a shiver through him. The color of his eyes matched that of a stormy ocean, with waves of emotions flickering in those two blue gems. His mouth was pulled down into a frown, a slightly crease sinking in between his eyebrows like he was aiming an accusing look at the audience for disturbing his nap, or maybe his self-pleasuring.

His fringe was swept to the side and some of it hung into his eyes. His toes were curled and his skin shining with slick and sweat. Harry could only stare at the ruined leather seat as he felt himself growing harder in his jeans.

A feeling tugged at his gut. There was something familiar about this beautiful omega. But he couldn’t, for the life of him, figure out what it was that he was feeling. All he knew was that he wished he could push the omega hard into the leather seat, get his hands all over the sun kissed skin and fuck the omega until the boy cries his name.

“What the fuck...” He groaned, hand flying up to palm over his hard length. He wasn’t one to do this. No, what the fuck was he doing? He thought wildly to himself as he unbuttoned his jeans with a snap. He hissed as he closed his palm around his hard cock, feeling the undeniable swelling of his knot as he jerked himself off a few times.

“No...” He grunted, as if he was lecturing himself, but he continued to stroke and stare into the omega’s baby blues. He gritted his teeth as he palmed at his slit, pinching the tip of his cock teasingly and banged his head painfully on the car seat behind him. He came, letting out a reluctant groan of pleasure into his fist and doubled over, panting from the shock of his sudden orgasm. He was careful to push the magazine off his lap so that his come wouldn’t stain it.

“Shit...” There was no afterglow to his orgasm, hell no. What hit him was the fact that he had just done it. Just jacked off to a porn magazine. His face burned with shame as he quickly straightened up and buckled his seat belt. He took a deep breath before pulling the car back into gear, trying and failing to ignore the stickiness in his jeans and the magazine staring innocently up at him on the car floor.

[professor-rye]

The boys are cursed for the ask meme

Ho boy... So you know how sometimes a fic idea comes to you, and you're like, I rather enjoy thinking about this plot bunny, but I am not going to invest my time and energy into this fic for reasons, but then the idea just refuses to leave you alone? Yeah, that's this fic. It's incredibly self indulgent and I dont know if I will ever post it, but the concept is Vampire!Essek helps the Mighty Nein navigate Werewolf!Caleb's curse, because the Dynasty is a lot more open about people with such afflictions, and so he has a wealth of knowledge that they just didn't have access to in the Empire or on the Coast It is my guilty pleasure that I sneak off to write snippets of when the idea has pestered me for long enough. I have thoughts for a very extensive series, but the plan is to just play them like a movie in my head when I can't sleep at night, so who knows if I'll ever post it. But! Have a snip! ~(‾▿‾)~ ~(‾▿‾)~ ~(‾▿‾)~ ~(‾▿‾)~ ~(‾▿‾)~ ~(‾▿‾)~ ~(‾▿‾)~ ~(‾▿‾)~

He teleported right into the middle of the Xhorhaus foyer, startling Fjord and Beau. Sword and fists were raised until they realized it was him, causing them to immediately sag in relief. The smell of adrenaline filled the air, along with a familiar metallic aroma that Essek knew well. Someone was bleeding.

He turned to Fjord to ask what had happened, but he didn’t have time to get an answer before a strangled snarl and crash sounded from the kitchen. He wasted no time rushing in.

He kept expecting to see flashing ginger fur, but there was none. Caduceus and Veth hovered in the door, and he had to push past them to get in and see what was happening. Beyond them, motion skittered in the far corner of the kitchen, past the pantry edge.

Jester and Yasha were crowded over the trap door to the basement. As Essek finally was able to approach, the snarl returned with a vengeance, loud and vicious, and suddenly both women were bucked up as the trap door bowed. They pushed it back down with all of their might right as the sound of something heavy falling met Essek’s ears. It was quickly followed by more violent crashing as wooden crates were decimated by heavy claws somewhere below.

“Is that— Caleb’s not in there is he?!” Essek gasped, eyes wide as the situation solidified in his mind.

“Ruidus flares always surprise him,” Caduceus said, his voice strained as if he was concentrating hard on something. “Being surprised upsets him and then it just tumbles from there.”

“He doesn’t want to hurt anyone!” Veth insisted shrilly, her eyes wide. “He didn’t mean to!”

“I know, Veth,” Yasha snapped as she doubled down on the trap door, trying to brace her legs on the wall of the pantry. Her foot slipped, a smear of red left behind on the wood paneling. The blood Essek had smelt but not seen.

It wouldn’t work. It was too awkward of an angle. There was no latch. None of this would work the way they were hoping, and what’s worse, it was the worst possible idea they could have come up with.

“He can’t stay there,” Essek said quickly as he began to unbuckle and lift off his mantle. “I’m going to bring him to my tower. If you keep him in that small of a space, he’s going to hurt himself more than he already has.”

“But Essek!” Jester began, clearly about to argue. But before she could, there was another loud crash as the trap door bowed underneath them again. It was followed by a pained yelp and whimper that quickly turned into a growl.

[voidcat]

characters: nakahara chuuya, you

a/n: idk what this is... im tired, its 1am and i want a haircut... i'd most likely let chuuya give me a haircut. i love that man ig (i'll probs make this an extra chapter to my longfic,, lol)

"Are you really sure you want me to do this?" you hear Chuuya's worried voice coming from behind you and find yourself rolling your eyes.

Stopping yourself at the last moment from nodding, you sigh. "Chuuya, we've been over this already. Just stop asking and get to work."

Footsteps walking away for a brief moment, only to come back after a clanking noise, he runs a hand through your hair rather hesitantly.

"Alright, message taken." he says and you close your eyes in content.

Except, Chuuya isn't exactly done yet. "Why not ask that boyfriend of yours to cut your hair though?"

Hoping his hold on your hair isn't as thight, you whip your head to face him. "Don't call him that." The smirk on his face tells this time it was just a bait. You can't help but pout.

He only snickers at your furrowed expression. "Sure," he drags out the 'u', "whatever you say."

"Would you entrust your hair which is attached to your head, to a Dazai with scissors?" you say the next words much slower and with emphasis as you turn back to your initial position.

Hands stop stroking your hair and you can tell he's contemplating for a moment.

"Fair enough. I see your point." And with that, you can hear the snapping sounds.

A moment passes with nothing but silence, except for the occasional sounds of scissors snapping and hair falling off.

It's almost comforting, to share a silence with Chuuya.

And when you think about it, of all the times you spent together, be it alone or not, when was it ever with a mutual understanding towards each other, recognizing the silence within one another and just existing?

Far more less than you'd like, you're sure about it.

"'Kay so I know you're sick of me bringing this up, but-" his voice reaches your ears again, you're not sure how close he is standing.

"Why not to somewhere else or, i dont know, ask the others for this?" there is a hint of deffidence in his voice. Perhaps he isn't as much a fan of this as you are. Or maybe he just doesn't know what you expect or how you'll react.

And you can't exactly blame him for that.

"It's just hair, Chuuya. You'll cut it short." You make a snipping gesture with your fingers as you talk. "It's not like I want a specific style anyways." you finish and hear him mumble an "okay"

"Also, I figured it was time we hung out outside our social circles and overlapping work assignments." Chuuya doesn't reply with anything to that statement.

Yet you can tell from his movements and breathing that he has calmed down a little. Maybe if you had a view of him, you could spot shoulders that have relaxed. And if you listen carefully, you can pick up on a low humming coming from his lips. No matter what song it is, you doubt it'll ever surpass his humming.

"Y'know," he begins and you can hear the ease in his voice. "It's almost weird,"

"Weird how?" you don't let him finish.

His hands stopped moving long ago, the scissors probably cast aside. "Seeing you like this." you're not sure where his hands are but you wouldn't mind it if he placed them on your shoulders.

"You mean the hair?" The temptation to turn and watch for his reactions as you speak is strong, very so, yet you resist. Whatever intimacy that lingers in the air, you don't want to disturb it, or him.

"I guess." you can hear him shrug almost. "But it suits you like that too." His hands go up in your hair, almost mindlessly and caress slightly as he speaks.

"Why, thank you!" You smile and lean back, closing your eyes as Chuuya keeps running his hand through your hair.

"It's just-" Chuuya utters and you internally groan.

So much for a shared moment of tranquility.

you cross your arms. "It's just what?"

you didn't realize you spoke with a tone. You wince at it but you doubt you can let out a 'sorry' now.

"I... might've cut your hair a bit too short." he replies a bit timidly, something you'd never expect to hear from him. And he actually sounds apologetic too. You just want to laugh at this.

And you do.

This only confuses the ginger further.

"It's fine." you drag the 'i' and tilt your head as you turn to face him.

Placing your hands on the back of the chair, you rest your chin and lean toward him. "I told you that already, didn't I? I just want a messy, short haircut. It doesn't have to be perfect, or stylish, or whatever it is you assume I want."

And as you lean, he takes a step back. It's always amusing how he flees so sudden whenever you display close proximity to him.

"And besides," you crane your neck a little, "it was quite nice to feel your fingers in my hair." you say in a whisper and smirk, as he struggles to say anything back, face growing the lovely shade of pink you've come to adore on his cheeks.

[popatochisssp]

So your recent chapter in snips and snails has had me thinking. How would other skellies react if their bro started falling for their SO? Would they all be up for polyamory or would some tell their bro to get over it, or they break up with SO as to push them toward their brother. This information is important for my daydreaming

Anonymous: Heyo! Are you doing hc’s right now? If so, what are your ideas for a polyamorous relationship with sans/so/papyrus? I know you mentioned it with FGTC, but how would the other boys do? Thank you and ilysm!!             

Well, the short version of these questions seems to be– “Can I make it work if I want to smooch both brothers?”

And the answer to that question as far as I’m concerned is yes! Ultimately, all skeles would be down for this kind of relationship!

…But some of them are going to have an easier road than others.

Yes, it’s the ‘fells that are on the Struggle Bus, of course it is, those boys have issues.

Undertale:

They’re a great combo!

They already know each other so well and love/respect one another that looping you into their relationship as a romantic branch is the easiest thing in the world.

They both balance the other out really well, to the point that dating them both might even make for a more harmonious relationship than choosing just one: Papyrus won’t shy away from lecturing Sans when his laziness may be letting you down, and Sans knows how to gently point out when Papyrus might be unintentionally talking over you or pushing too hard at something.

There’s no jealousy between them and you’re all grown, mature adults more than capable of navigating a three-person relationship.

Underswap:

Another great choice!

Much like the classic Sans-Papyrus pair, the Sky-Paps match-up isn’t just functional, it’s hyper-functional.

Their brotherly relationship is strong and they’re great at meeting and handling situations as a team, and you’re no different. Most of your time with them will be spent as a trio rather than duos with an odd man out since that’s what they do anyway– you’re just along for the ride! When one-on-one time does come around, they’ll pass you off to the other without hesitation, no jealousy to be found and just a nuzzle on your cheek and an encouragement to have fun.

Even the usually clingy Sky doesn’t mind giving you and Paps space when you want it since there’s no one he trusts and loves more than his (big) little brother, and Paps might actually feel a little more driven to impress and woo you when he sees the lengths Sky regularly goes to. Maybe he can’t one-up his big brother’s efforts, but it reminds him that you’re special and deserving of the attention and he’ll show you so in his own, more understated way.

They balance each other out in so many ways that it won’t ever feel like you’re trying to juggle them to make things work. As long as you love them, they’ll love you right back and your relationship is practically self-sustaining!

Underfell:

You must not be shy of challenges, because you’ve gotten yourself into some rocky waters with this one.

They’ll both agree to this pretty quickly without much fuss– sharing a datemate with their brother, the only person who always had their back underground and would die for them, and vice versa? Of course, there’s no one they’d rather trust you with than their own brother!

They say that, and for the most part they do mean it, but… there are some very well-buried landmines here and you will find at least one of them in the course of this relationship.

For Jasper, it’s bitterness: here’s yet another thing in his life that he’s giving up for his brother’s sake. It’s not Pyre he resents but the situation and how exceedingly unfair the circumstances of his life have been so far. He lost his childhood to raising and protecting Pyre while he was young, and then he had to play his toady and listen to barked orders and snapped insults so Pyre could maintain a fearsome reputation and neither of them would get too severely messed with. And then now here’s this, a datemate he can’t even keep all to himself because you love his baby brother, too. It stings, but he’ll try to quash it down since he loves you and Pyre too deeply to ever want to cause problems for you.

Meanwhile Pyre is masking his own issues, namely jealous insecurity. He loves Jasper, too, and he deeply respects the sacrifices his big brother made for him Underground both in adolescence and adulthood, but…well, it’s not as if he had it easy! Jasper’s initially low HP meant that no matter how strong a fighter he was, there’d always be somebody who saw him as easy EXP, somebody trying to kill them both because they could– that was why he worked his way up to Captain of the Royal Guard and trained so hard to become an efficient, deadly soldier, so that he could be intimidating enough that most monsters wouldn’t even want to try attacking him or somebody under his command. That’s why he had to distance himself from everyone else, even the brother he was trying to protect, just in case someone tried to take advantage of a social connection. He was completely emotionally isolated for a long time, with a lot weighing on his shoulders: his duties, his brother’s safety, his own safety, and Jasper…

Jasper didn’t have to shoulder any of that once Pyre took responsibility.

Pyre knows, intellectually, that Jasper suffered at least as bad for a long time, but emotionally it hurt and made Pyre a little angry to see him socializing freely with the lowlifes at Grillby’s and sleeping openly at his illegal hot-dog stands. Jasper couldn’t have been totally carefree, no one could be underground, but he had the luxury of being very close to it thanks to Pyre’s status, which Pyre maintained at his own expense. And now, it feels like Jasper is taking advantage of him again, casually charming his way into your good graces and seducing you away from him.

He’s fairly certain he’s going to lose you, actually, since he knows that his older brother is the more personable of the two of them and he hates the waiting, he kinda wants to just end it himself and let Jasper have you…

But, same as Jasper, Pyre loves both of you dearly and he knows that abruptly breaking up with you would hurt you, and that Jasper would figure out why he did it and be even more hurt plus guilty over it, so he bites his tongue.

They’re both going to stew in silence over it and are fully committed to doing so for the rest of your natural lives– you’re going to have to mediate this if you want to have any hope of a healthy relationship.

It won’t be too hard to figure out what’s going on with them individually, they’re both very salty skeletons that can mostly keep quiet about the things bugging them, but there’s a lot of snide and bitter quips muttered under their breath that you’re usually close enough to hear and draw conclusions from. At that point, you need to sit down with them and force a discussion; play whatever hard-ball you must to get them to talk, this is too important to sweep under the rug just because it’s awkward and painful.

They’ll be stilted at first and need a lot of prodding to keep going, embarrassed that their datemate is playing counselor for them, but soon enough they’ll start talking on their own. Yelling on their own. Screaming at each other and breaking shit on their own.

They’ve been repressing a lot of emotions for a long time and now that they’re flowing it’s like a tsunami, one you should probably get out of the splash zone of while they get it all out.

You don’t have to worry about them actually hurting each other, there’s far too much love between them for that and once the anger and bitterness is out there in the open, they realize that, too. There’s gonna be tears and broken sobs and fierce hugging and that’s your cue to get back on in there and take care of your boys– they love each other, they love you, and you love them right back, it doesn’t have to be any more complicated than that.

Once the dust is settled, you’re theirs for life, no take-backs. You came into their home, showed them love and affection, and helped them get their brother back after years of tension and walking on eggshells: if you think they’re ever going to let you go now, you’re dead-wrong.

There’s going to be days when you almost regret emotionally reconciling them because when they’re not bickering over petty nonsense or competing with each other, they are the most terrifyingly efficient team you’ve ever seen. They’ll casually join forces against you whenever it suits them and you don’t stand a snowball’s chance in hell. They love and respect you of course, they’d never hurt or take advantage of you, but the combined force of Jasper’s rough charm and Pyre’s slick cunning means that you’re not often going to find yourself ‘winning’ in your relationship.

On the bright side, your romantic life is positively scorching between these two fiery personalities and the loving passion they have for you is more than enough of a balm on any wounds you might take to your pride. ;3

Swapfell:

Deceptively easy.

At first, they’re both very excited and on-board for this. As far as they’re concerned, there’s no one better in the world to share their datemate with than their own brother, someone trustworthy that they love unconditionally and don’t have to worry about losing you to, since they obviously wouldn’t try to steal you from each other.

And that’s true, because if there’s a problem it won’t be something they did, it’ll be what you did. Or maybe more accurately, what you didn’t do.

There’s really only one way to screw this up, but it’s a hard and fast death sentence for the relationship if you start neglecting Rus or playing favorites with Mal instead.

Rus is a needy guy, not too prone to jealousy but very prone to insecurity when the conditions are right, and Mal is one of the hardest (albeit unintentional) hitter of those buttons. His big brother, the one who’s taken care of him his whole life, protected him and sacrificed for him, Rus thinks Mal is a really cool guy. He’s not surprised at all that you want to date him, but he is surprised that you want to date Mal’s living disaster of a brother, too.

If you’re not careful and spend too much time with Mal or side with him all the time or do anything that could indicate you have a significant preference for one brother over the other, Rus is probably gonna jump to some conclusions and now it makes sense to him why you’re not just dating his brother– it’s ‘cause it’s a pity thing…isn’t it?

Mal is the one you really want  but you or Mal or maybe both of you noticed his pathetic interest in you and decided to toss him a bone. To make him feel better. Yaaaay.

His aversion to conflict means that he’s definitely never going to say anything to either of you, ever, but his 'realization’ (whether it’s true or not, almost certainly not) is painful and he won’t be able to help sulking and shying away from your affection for awhile.

That, for Mal, is as good as an actual, physical red flag. He’s sharp and knows his brother well enough to piece together everything that’s happened in Rus’ self-deprecating skull and as far as he’s concerned, there’s only one course of action from here: he’s gonna try to wriggle himself out of the relationship entirely and push you towards Rus.

Mal loves his baby brother fiercely and since he already blames his failings as a pseudo-parent for the anxiety and insecurity he struggles with, the absolute last thing he wants to do is hurt him by taking his datemate away. It’s a no-brainer to remove himself from the situation if he’s distracting you from Rus, but once it’s progressed to this point, there’s no positive outcome for anyone.

Rus is now convinced he’s the pity-boyfriend and feels awful that you don’t get to be with Mal anymore because he couldn’t hide his dumb feelings better. Mal is upset that he can’t be with you, and a little upset with you for not loving his little brother enough to begin with and making this choice necessary. And of course, you’re gonna be hurting, too, because one of your boyfriends thinks he’s your consolation prize and the other isn’t even your boyfriend anymore.

But of course, that’s the Worst Case Scenario.

To make this work, you just need to be fair about sharing your time and affection, which in healthy polyamory, you should probably already be doing! But if for some reason, you can’t do that, skew slightly in Rus’ favor. Mal can be jealous and selfish but he’s more than willing to make room for his brother’s happiness, and he knows that he’s welcome to edge into yours and Rus’ time together if he really wants– Rus has no problems sharing, he just gets a little upset if he thinks he’s the second choice.

If you put in the time and effort to assure Rus that you’re dating him because you care about him, this actually becomes one of the easiest bro-combos possible. Mal and Rus have a less contentious relationship than the other ‘fell brothers and with less buried anger and bitterness between them their bond is already strong and relatively healthy when you enter the mix.

Your integration is like finding the perfect centerpiece to tie an already-stylish room together. Mal plans all the dates and budgets your time between them in the most efficient way possible, while Rus makes sure you and him still get some time to relax and screw around at home. They work very well together as brothers and as your co-boyfriends with about equal importance placed on each role, so you’ll feel nothing but cherished and wanted between the two of them. Make sure to return the favor!

Horrortale:

Yes, a fantastic idea!

They’re both delighted that you asked and agree to share you pretty much immediately, without even a little fuss.

Slate and Papy are arguably the most codependent of the brothers (understandably, considering their shared trauma of the famine) and they’re also probably the most emotionally open with one another as a result, so if a poly relationship seems like it’s becoming a possibility with you, they’re going to get everything talked out and openly agreed upon for a very smooth transition.

It’s actually…kind of an ideal situation for both of them, in a way? Their issues and insecurities are…well, there’s a good deal of them and they’re both a tad concerned that the weight of it might be too much for you alone. They don’t want to overwhelm you or put too much pressure on you just because they’re a little… ‘broken’ is the wrong word for it, but they’re far from undamaged, either!

But with the other brother in the mix, the same one who’s always been there to support his sibling even before you came along, so much of that pressure is taken off.

Slate doesn’t worry that you’re going to suffer from his dissociation and memory problems because he knows Papy is there with his sharp mind and attention to detail to pick up the slack. Likewise, Papy doesn’t worry quite so much on his bad days that you’re secretly unhappy or would be better off without him because Slate is around, who even with a hole in his skull is naturally charming and very skilled at reading people– if you had any complaints, Slate would know and pass them along so they could make you as content as possible!

The end result is that they both relax and don’t psych themselves out quite as much as they might without their brother, and you get to see them as close to their old, pre-horror selves as they can get. Papy is a little more confident and Slate jokes around more and they both treat you like you make the sun rise every morning because you’re the one that loves them both enough to let this relationship be a thing they can have and that’s so cool.

There’s not a drop of jealousy over you from either of them, especially when they can see first-hand that you’re making their brother as happy as you make them, so this is a pretty harmonious and loving match-up, with a lot of potential for success!

[indelwen-of-mirkwood]

Thranduil Imagine (Multi Part) He Can Still Love: Part 2

He Can Still Love: Part 2

Masterlist

Part 1

A/N: Dont be surprised if some of the thoughts are kinda naive and not like the best choices, although elves are fully matured physically and mentally by the age of 100, there’s basically no life experience compared to an Elvenking of about 6,000 years old.

Writen during a phase of Writer Block but I tried. Kinda a filler chapter so.

Warning: Let’s make the slow burn a warning, I am expecting at least 10 chapters for this, so it’s gonna be long and slow romance but good hopefully. There, that’s my warning.

You tried to compose yourself, your face returning to its neautral expression. You were not sure what you were feeling as you walked inside the palace with Thranduil. Something about the fact that this was the man who you would spend the rest of your with made you uneasy, but somehow you knew it would not turn out to be horrible.

You haven’t even seen a portrait of him before, and had expected much worse. You were very relieved that he wasn’t a brutal looking elf, he didn’t seem to be a nasty person, but he was a king. Everyone knew that there was no such thing as a soft and gentle king. All you knew about him were the many rumors, some saying he was just to even the prisoners, others say he has no mercy.

The two of you followed behind your parents as they headed for the dinning hall where a small feast had been set up to welcome Thranduil. It was only tradition that there had to be a feast at both houses of the future couple.

Thranduil silently led to you to your seat, and pulled out the wooden chair. “Thank you, my lord,” you say politely as you say down. You allowed yourself to look at Thranduil from the corner of your eyes, watched his graceful movements as he made his way to the other side of the table, facing you.

Accidentally you stared for to long, allowing him to catch you eyes. His face showed no emotion, and you silently doubted the fact that he had any interest in you. You wanted to see him smile, tell you that he will take care of you as his wife. But these were just the fantasies of your vivid mind.

Simply because you were prepared to marry a king didn’t mean you had fantasies of what life could be, taking care of each other in the good and bad. Even if love didn’t come you always hoped to be friends with your husband. An unhappy marriage might as well be like being locked up in the dungeons with certain privileges.

You were pulled from your thoughts by your fathers voice. “Thranduil, we are glad that you have been able to make the long journey to our home,” your head turned to watch the words gently spill from his mouth.

At this moment you had no idea of what to say, Thranduil was going to be your husband soon, and you needed to get to know him. But what could you ask in the middle of lunch? You kept your ears open to the exchange between the two kings while you looked at your mother, silently pleading for her aid.

“It was all my pleasure,” Thranduil thick voice says, “As I know you too will travel with Lady (Y/N) to Mirkwood.” He spoke slowly, you knew he was carefully choosing his words. “To properly send her off into a new chapter of her life.”

You turned your head toward the silver haired elf, your eyes meeting as he gave you a small nod. None of the less it was quite an awkward ordeal, your shoulders were tense as silence filled the hall, only to be broken by the sound of servants coming in. On silver trays they brought the food, heavenly toasted meats and vegetables.

You saw Thranduil eyes light up at the sight of his wine glass being filled with the scarlet colored liquid, you let out a quiet puff of air as a small laugh. Once yours too was filled, you carefully lifted the glass, and stood up from your chair.

You saw a look of relief on your fathers face as you finally began to speak. “A toast,” you say as you look toward your parents, “to my dear parents, the rulers of this fair kingdom. I thank you for the lovely memories you have given me, for treasuring me and taking care of me up to this day.” Then you look at Thranduil, his face neutral, but you could see a glint in his eyes with slight curiosity.

“And to King Thranduil,” you say a you think of the words, you had to be careful of what was going to come out, you didn’t want to sound naive, but what were you going to thank him for? “The wise ruler of my future home, I appreciate what you have to offer, and may both your and my future be filled with prosperity.” You pause for a moment, “And hopefully I am suitable enough of a wife for such a graceful and noble king.”

Letting out a small smile you take a sip of your wine, watching everyone from the top of the glass, they all raised their glasses and you heard your mother say, “Well said my dear.”

You say down, beginning to feel your knees slightly weak as you replayed your little speech in your head.

Throughout most of the dinner the only conversation was between the two males, you caught come snips of it, not bothering to listen to the talks of politics and trade.

At the point where everyone was done eating you finally looked up and around. You were caught by Thranduils voice, “If you don’t mind, I would like for (Y/N) to show me around your home.” You tilted your head in shock, not allowing to show it on your features. Your parents exchanged glances and both nodded.

“It would be my pleasure my lord,” you say as you place the white napkin from your lap onto the table and stand up, waiting for him to come over. You gave him a polite smile as he walked over to you and offered you his arm, you took it and the two of you made your way out.

You had a tense feeling in your core, your breathing deep. You were trained for this moment your whole life, but you had no idea of how to engage in conversation. “Would you like to see the gardens?” You ask with a slightly shaky voice at first, quickly composing yourself before continuing, “The flowers are at their peak this time, my lord.”

You turn your head to him as you wait for a reply, having to lift your gaze up. He was a tall elf, above the average, but a height difference was something you would get used to.

“Indeed I would, seems like you know me already,” he said and you were able to tell that he had become slightly more relaxed, hopefully open to actually get to know you. You had always planned that if love never came, you were going to make the effort to make it a good and happy relationship. Maybe it would happen, but more than likely you were just being too hopeful.

“I wish I did,” you begin to say, “Know you, but I am glad that I made a good lucky guess, my lord.” You thought you heard him give a little grunt, but you could be mistaken.

You lead him down the decorated halls of your home, down toward the entrance of the garden. The gardens were something that your family took pride in, having imported many species of exotic flowers and trees.

There was a long moment of silence as the two of you walked through the silver metal gates, the warm day was clouded by the large trees scattered throughout the area, providing shade to the sweet scented rainbow of flowers and bushes.

From the corner of your eye you watched Thranduils reaction, only to be disappointed by the fact that he barely moved a facial muscle. You almost jumped when his voice said, “It is quite impressive given the slightly different climate here, my own gardens are just as astounding.” He turns to face you more, “I think you will enjoy them.”

You give a warm smile at his comment, happy that he was somehow trying accommodate you. You were going to be married soon, you couldn’t just live seperatly and never speak. So this was a huge step, at least you thought so.

“I truely can not wait to see them, and meet the rest of my soon-to-be home,” you say politely, behind all the sadness you had to be leaving your first home, you family, you were excited to get to know more places and explore the differences.

The rest of the walk was mostly silent, only followed by the two of you sharing thoughts on a certain species of orchid and the weather. By this point you were relaxed, feeling more comfortable and confident that your life wouldn’t change for the worst.

Even Thranduil, who wouldn’t dare share his thoughts yet, he began to learn your body language, study the way your face moves with different expressions. He had mixed feelings about this, having to marry another after the death of his first wife had passed so long ago. But he would take advantage of this political engagement. Deep down he knew he would have to make the best of his attempts to welcome you, not only to his home but into his heart.

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What are things Ghetsis likes to do in his spare time? Does he have anything in particular that he really enjoys doing that most wouldn’t know about? (Like. Knitting or some hobby type thing like that.)

Hobbies, huh. . . .

Ghetsis is a very goal-oriented person. Back when he was Plasma Boss and all, he wasn't really one for many hobbies--he certainly enjoyed doing things in his free time now and then, but by the time he'd adopted N, he was putting most of his free time into Plasma and advancing his goals and such.

But like I said, he did enjoy things now and then!

((snip snip unless you’re on mobile in which case as always I am sorry--maybe i should start putting these into multiple posts instead of singular big ones?  lmao

Also brief mentions of I think abuse, Pokémon abuse, torture??  i don’t think there was anything else triggering in there but i’m also too lazy to reread it lmao))

Ghetsis loves to read. He most enjoys nonfiction--true crime, history, religion, culture, Pokémon, human psychology, science, world news; Ghetsis really loves just about anything that can teach him something new. He's all about doing lots and lots of research, too, and he's actually well versed in old languages, too, especially old Unovan. He made a cypher for translating(and even taught Zinzolin how to read it a bit! In fact, Zinzolin is the one who has the Old Unovan linguistic work he's done atm because he can't let go of his boyfriend's old things) But he also likes a good fiction novel--crime, historic, alternate history, adventure, thriller, horror. . .he's picky about fantasy and science fiction and romance, but he'll read them now and then too.

While he's not really that into it, he does watch a lot of TV lately. He has days where he's pretty much immobile, so something he can just lie down and watch is nice to at least keep him from just sleeping all day. His taste in TV and movies is pretty similar to his taste in books. However, he's not much of a TV person and it's more something he just kind of accepts as what he 'has to' do nowadays. Sometimes he just. Doesn't have the energy to turn pages in a book. But entertainment is always better than boredom.

In his current state, Ghetsis doesn't really do much daydreaming or quiet contemplation, because ultimately it leads to a heavy slew of negative thoughts and emotions and makes him feel terrible. But in the past, he spent much of his time thinking about the world, plotting, planning. Lately if he does anything it's daydream or dissociate but. The latter isn't really, y'know, a hobby or something he really wants to do.

Music! Is one of his highest interests!! The Harmonia family is a very musical and artistic one, so he was surrounded by music and taught to sing and play instruments since he was in diapers. He doesn't think of himself as being able to play instruments nowadays. . .even though he still played now and then when he lost most usage of his arm, so long as it obviously didn't really require both hands or a need for both could be worked around. At present he's more into listening to music than anything--and his tastes are far more variant than you'd expect, as he's able to find some enjoyment in most any genre. He's started to sing more lately, too, although since his voice is often poor, he hates to do it and have to hear how terrible he sounds. But after Bede told him not to be discouraged over it and that some practice would surely restore his voice to its former glory, he's been singing to himself a bit more in an attempt to get his vocal chords back in decent condition.

(The unexpected part of this is when you find him singing old pop songs. . . . . . . .)

Ghetsis is, despite being antisocial as far as his personality/mindset/comfort levels, actually quite outgoing and enjoys people's company and talking to them, watching them. He loves social events and crowds and being around people--although he also hates it because, well, everyone is below him and the world around them is usually disgusting. But he quite likes company, especially from interesting and intelligent people, and he's playfully flirtatious too. While he prefers to do the talking and teaching, he's not against listening if somebody catches his attention and, again, Ghetsis has an insatiable desire for knowledge. Oh and socializing doesn't always have to be positive, either! He l o v e s to harass his protags. He likes to disturb people and make them afraid and uncomfortable and upset. He'd probably be an internet troll now and then if he bothered with internet socializing.

(Also, Ghetsis fucks to survive is a hedonist. So having people around means getting laid when he wants to. And how can he say no to being attended to and having his body worshipped and pleasured? To the power that comes with controlling someone else's pleasure, making their whole body respond with a mere touch, sometimes even less?)

As of late he also quite enjoys taking walks when he can--and while he's still beginning to accept it, he has started taking his wheelchair out(though, not in the regular world, only in the magic plane he’s hiding on) if he can't do his own walking and just enjoying the world outside. He. . .misses it.

He actually is very well travelled and he loves travelling, visiting new places, learning new things in person, going on expeditions and to archaeological sites and ruins and historic places. . .! Up until BW he travelled a good amount and enjoyed the bounties and interests his the world had to offer, practical or not. He likes himself a good time and experiences. Of course it lessened when he acquired his kids, especially N. And nowadays he hardly even leaves the house, let alone the region, though with the way his magic hideaway works(rather, doesn't work) he can wind up travelling by accident simply because it isn't stable enough not to move around.

And, of course there's magic. Ghetsis habitually draws little magic circles and things here and there, little spells to store magic or discourage nightmares or encourage remembering things. If he's idly tracing something on a table that's probably why. If he's idly tracing something on a person, that's probably why--in particular, he'd 'bless' N with safety when he went outside, or put magic on him that would ideally 'lock' his mind somewhat so he wasn't influenced by the outside world and had his plans ruined. Ghetsis does rituals every now and then(there used to be some cultish stuff in Team Plasma. . .maybe. . .but rituals aren't necessarily cultish, just like regularly done things) and magical cleanses, protection for his own spaces, charging the crystals and things he has around, and practices little bits of magic here and there just so he knows he can still do it. Now and then he tries to learn or develop new magic, but he's really not in the best condition for good magic usage. It certainly doesn't stop him but, y'know, tries to keep playing with fire to a minimum lest he burn his house down.

Of course, these are mostly things he does at present. . .with the strokes and the weakness in his body and the problems with his cognition and mind in general. . .his options are lessened in his opinion. His depression and lessened will to live make it hard for him to do even those things--let alone some of the things he used to do.

Sports are among the things he'd done in the past--namely basketball(just kinda happens when you're over 6ft tall.) He gave his old ball to N to teach him to play, but back then he could still play, one arm or not. Nowadays he has trouble even sitting up let along standing, running, and he's still accepting that he needs a wheelchair now and then when he can't get around so easily himself, so wheelchair basketball isn't something he'd even consider trying. Playing basketball? Tennis? Hell, any sport? He can't even consider it. He hates watching sports now. Whereas he used to love to do so because he could watch Unovan teams VS other regions and feel proud and cheer for Unova and so on, but now he can't stand it because it makes him think of how he used to be.

One of the things he did a lot up until the end of BWB2W2, was, of course, train his Pokémon, care for them, sometimes even play with them. They needed exercise and enrichment, and keeping them in fighting and killing shape was a high priority, both for enjoyment/entertainment and for the sake of having strong Pokémon. But now his Pokémon are all gone. . .and he resents all Pokémon for it and his hostility towards them all has increased. If anything at present, he takes even greater delight in hurting Pokémon than he had in the past.

Public speaking, debating, evangelizing, convincing people of Plasma's ways, giving and writing speeches was also a hobby he enjoyed. Usually, however, he winged his speeches, simply spoke from his cunning heart. Of course, if he tried to do something like that today. . .well, someone would call interpol and it'd be a whole thing. . .he does talk to himself a even more than he used to now, but it's not the same.

Punishing and teaching Plasma's members and anyone they decided to. . .host for a while, so they could learn the truths and come to know Team Plasma's might and perspective. . .being able to torment captives, seeing the hope leave somebody's eyes, god. He misses power. He misses victims. He misses taking out his frustrations on somebody locked in his dungeons, beating them and spitting on them and showing them how above them he was, torturing them--. . .expressing his power, he never really gets to do it anymore. . . . Harming others. . .even less. . .and what power, authority, strength does he have to at present anyways. . . . .

Training members of Plasma and their Pokémon, using the Pokémon they'd liberated for various behind the scenes work like building the castle, abusing people and Pokémon alike, really he found such bliss in it. Yes, it was something he kept quite quiet about or explained away until Neo Plasma--after all, nobody knew of his plans and intentions until he was defeated--but that didn't mean he didn't enjoy it.

Unexpected things. . .hm. he's pretty adventurous so I'm sure he's tried lots of things, but ultimately discarded them as things to do often for one reason or another. Knitting he can't see himself doing, one hand and all.

When N was younger, he actually took care of the human dolls and toys he gave him, since n mostly cared about the pokémon ones and was neglectful towards the human ones. Which was what was intended! But it irked Ghetsis's sense of perfectionism to see them all messed up, so he'd do their hair and dress them and so on just so they were in order and not a messy pile in the corner.

Ghetsis liked visiting dig sites and such, but he also enjoyed personally going on expeditions now and then too! He'd been planning one to the Abyssal Ruins for some time, but it never came to fruition. . . .

Since he was so well researched and did lots of discovering things himself, he’s written academic papers and things of that nature too.  Spreading his knowledge is always great.

Sciences piqued his interests sometimes, although that may not be a surprise. It's probably even less of a surprise that he was interested in experimentation on people and Pokémon--he was usually eager to let Colress do as he pleased as a result.

OH RIGHT ALSO! COLLECTING STUFF!! In particular things relating to or supposedly relating to legendary and mythical Pokémon and extinct ones too and history/legends and other unique things--stuff like feathers from legendary birds or orbs or gems said to strengthen or summon them and stuff like that. . .! He has a raw keystone, but he's not super aware of what it is since Mega Evos only really have recently come into common knowledge and he wasn’t in Kalos to learn about that in particular at the time, so he just thinks it's a cool kalosian rock with a strong life energy.

Tbh idk about any unexpected hobbies for him. . .tbf i also have like. No hobbies of my own. So this is kind of a hard question for me because doing things in your spare time??? I can't even bring myself to do things when o have to do them! Lmao.

He's abandoned a lot of his hobbies and interests. It kinda comes with being old and disabled and depressed and losing your will to live. He's feeling a bit better as of the start of the blog recent--so he's getting a bit active again, but. . .he's still not used to being "incapable" and it gets between him and doing anything for fun.

But hopefully this answer satisfied! And if not, if you're curious about anything in particular, send another ask my way!!

[death-of-the-self]

Are you the one who does Hide theories? If so why not make a last theory about Hide's and Kaneki's eye, just for fun? If you dont know what I mean, let me explain. In the sewers with Hide, that eye we see covered in shadows up in shown in this current chapter along with the text saying 'I always looked to you'. Hmm... I'm not explaining this well...

You got the right person if you were thinking of the one who drew Hide’s probable damage assessment.

These are the tg/re: theory / analysis page I have :

❂ Character Theories

Hide and Kaneki analysis for the end of times.

This is very likely my last ever tg/ tg re: analysis seeing as it’s coming to an end, and hopefully most things will be resolved /explained with the last chap or some type of afterword of Ishida’s.

As per usual this has a lot of Hide mentions.

At first I was confused by this, anon. Then I realized I hadn’t read the newest (Second to last chap) and now I get what you want me to talk about.It spiraled into a bigger analysis that I hope is engaging to anyone who happens to read it.

Topics :

Kaneki’s eyepatch being present during the Arima fight

When was the ghoul mask Hide gifts to Ken salvaged?

Hide’s inability to speak to Ken right before the Arima battle

Who is the voice behind “I’ve always looked to you..” Ken hears in 178 re:

Kaneki’s selfishness

Butterflies and Hide’s expression

What will likely happen in the last chap

Hide as a teruterubouzu 

Hide’s likelihood of surviving mentally or physically

Sourcing chaps 134/136/ 138/139 of tg and 144/164/176/178 of tg re +

So, I went back and read into it.And checked to see if there was anything that could be analyzed.

Then I remembered, that there used to be a theory going around that Hide was speaking to Ken through some type of transmitter after the attack.

That he might have placed that eyepatch Ken suddenly shows up wearing to the Arima fight.

I’ll break that down based on what I see, but long story short, Hide didn’t put that on him.

The Eyepatch:

pre Amon fight : on

Post Amon fight : still on under the organic matter

During the sewer scene : On and off (to show anguish but not actually removed)

Right before Hide shows up: He takes it off himself during the

  “i’m the one being consumed scene”

When he notices Hide : Organic mask back on but it can be assumed he dropped the actual mask in the sewage.

Which would make sense, Hide likely recovered that same mask he later on gifts him in re:

That mask though, also has the eyepatch it comes with attached.

And the one we see with Arima is different from what I can discern.

The moment Hide touches him : No sign of that ghoul mask or an eyepatch under.

The Hide pep talk:

 We know what happened in the sewers between Ken and Hide in regards to damage, it messed with Hide’s face and vocal fold.

We also know for a fact, that Hide was not following Ken to his final destination.

The question now is?

The voice Ken heard.

Hide was unable to communicate with Ken, transmitter, or not, so this :

This is in Kaneki’s mind associating his own thoughts with those that Hide would likely say (see: Fantasy ‘you’re ripped’ Hide)

 or

 Hide managed to sneak a few lines in like those above, before the ‘kiss’.

Always looked to you…

When it comes to Ken’s human eye and seeking association with the eyepatch that appears out of the blue on Kens eye before the Arima fight.

While Kaneki is engulfed by the massive current of dead cells and likely silently drowning as the current pushes him down the path he climbed–

He hears a voice.

And right after we do, we see Touka looking out of the window, anticipating his return.

Now, my first thought was that it was somehow something off screen, Touka might have said to Ken.Which doesn’t add up knowing her behavior and dialogue pre sex.

But, then you might ask, who the heck would be saying that.

‘Always’ implies someone has been there prior to Kens ghoulification surgery.

It could be a part of himself speaking out to him, which, to me, would be underwhelming and a bit unecessary at this moment.

It would also imply Kaneki’s bastardized version of D.I.D was present as Kuroneki, which trauma noted would not be weird, but would not add up with what we know of Kaneki.

Ishida after-all fills the manga with foreshadowing.

chap. 144 re : Before he turns and kills many innocents and plays right into Furuta’s plan.

Losing the chance to imply that was a thing early on would be unlike what we see of his writing.

With only one chapter left, Hide being back and a big question-mark looming over who ‘kissed’ who in the sewers….

The idea that Hide was on his mind just like in the sewers would not be far fetched.

Possibilities :

A conversation off screen post reunion

A talk they had when they met in the sewers, a wonderful build up to the last chapter including said scene before it all gets resolved. 

something that his rendition of Hide in his mind would do is not far fetched.

Kaneki will likely die and Hide is aware.

Chapter 178 shows us a butterfly twice.It looks like the sky has cleared and as though everything will go well when Saiko and Touka hold hands and hope to see Ken together.

However, this is a tragedy and we know things aren’t that simple.

The butterfly isn’t a simple of peace.In Japanese culture, amongst other meanings,

“Butterflies are closely linked with recently departed spirits”

and though that could be about Rize and or Furuta…

it could just be a death flag for the protagonist.

Tg re: has been rumored to be planned with a happy ending but what if the “happy” ending is for humanity and ghoulmanity and not for Kaneki himself?

What if Kaneki gets to die after securing offspring?

chapter 176 re:

The whole pregnancy / child shenanigan screams that to the reader, life will go on, history has and will likely repeat itself in small arcs that envelop bigger ones.

Human / Ghoul Peace has been momentarily achieved (thanks Hide and Furuta sorta)  but other issues surely will arise.

 Much like the non canon ending of the Root A anime, in which everyone in battle seized the fight as a ghoul held a human friend in his arms.

It’s a tragedy, it is very likely that Kaneki will die after having at least become aware of the damage he has done upon the country and his best friend.

chap. 164 re:

After finding a reason to live.

Having Hide facing away from the monitors, sweating and concerned instead of celebrating, towards what looks like the butterfly outside the building, is a bit telling.

As well as other scenes throughout the manga…

Additionally, Kimi seems concerned with what she has been monitoring, it might have to do with Kaneki’s rc cells and the toxin engulfing him and skyrocketing them.

chap 176 re:

Hide’s likelihood of surviving this mentally or physically?

Link source to sellable teruterubozou’s

A final note in regards to him, we saw his scarecrow outfit. 

link to my gif post

The symbol of anonymity on the face (henohenomohenji) and the resemblance to teruterubouzu’s.

link to full art

Who:

“Traditionally, if the weather does turn out well, a libation of holy sake is poured over them, and they are washed away in the river”

According to a Japanese reading friend of mine, they might even get candy.

And what happens when the sun doesn’t come?

She said they cut the head off.

link

And well my research tells me she is right :

“Teru-teru-bozu, teru bozu/ Do make tomorrow a sunny day/ But if the clouds are crying/ Then I shall snip your head off”

There is also one origin theory that is quite harrowing :

“However, after promising good weather to a feudal lord, the sunshine did not appear as promised and the monk’s head was chopped off as punishment. It’s said the monk’s head was then wrapped in cloth and hung outside to stop the rain and bring out the sun.” (From the same link source I added above)

So what does this mean for Hide? He fixed so much in Kaneki’s absence.

In a way he brought the sunshine, but Hide’s purpose is not world peace, everything he does, he does for him.

So what is his payoff? Letting him be swept by a stream of water?

or maybe he will be decapitated somehow trying to help Kaneki one last time?

I say if you kill one off, have them be together in the end.Living without Kaneki would be terrible considering how emotionally invested Hide is.

[flatorangecat]

I didn’t know what to name this so it won’t have a title. Just a warning this includes some spoilers for DeltaRune, as it is in the perspective of someone who has just completed the pacifist run of the game. Not really meant for anything, just a snip of story.

It seemed like so long since you had last seen the surface. Susie turned to you, reflecting your own confusion as the two of you stood amongst the discarded games of playing cards, blocks, and chess pieces. The day had been long enough fighting to maintain the balance of light and darkness within the word, but discovering the whole thing may have only been a dream weighed on your shoulders even more.

Even so, the two of you decided to head home, as the sun danced low along the horizon and you didn’t want your mother to worry. You weren’t sure how the passage of time worked between this world and the other, but you were sure by the sunset as you strolled through town that about half a day had elapsed as you took your adventure. It had been a while since you went through the routine, so out of curiosity you stopped at every establishment to reintroduce yourself to the locals before finding your way back home.

Some things hadn’t changed, familiar faces revealed themselves, though not in the same context as before. Others didn’t change, like the good ‘ol Librarby that sat a block away from your school. Burger pants seemed to recognize you immediately, raising your hopes slightly. At first you thought he remembered you - the real you, from before- but he deviated to talk about Asriel and the past you two shared growing up together with the king and queen. No talk of previous jobs or fancy dancing robots who made him sell burgers adorned with edible sequins (though after stopping at the diner you realized those still existed). You were still the only one whose consciousness persisted through the timelines. Despite how many times they changed, you were still you.

Sadness began to pull at your soul the more you listened to the townsfolk relay their stories. Some relationships blossomed, whereas others you knew were meant to be together didn’t even know the other existed. You quickened your pace until you came across what looked like a familiar establishment a street up from your house. It almost looked like Grillby’s, but all the letters had been scribbled over the abandoned building with graffiti save for the ‘S’ at the end. Instead, the letter remained to help spell a new word, a name- Sans.

Your soul jumped a little, remembering one of your previous encounters with Sans. The morbidly curious aspect of yourself had gotten the better of you, leading you astray from the true path and straight down the road to mass genocide. Sans was the only one who seemed to understand the anomalies, and partially how you seemed to be connected with them. If there was anyone other than you who could remember times from before, it would be him. Aside from the first fallen child, that is. After spacing out at the sign for a moment to recount that, you half smiled when you recognized a small skeleton lounging on the front steps of the boarded up building.

“Hey, long time no see.” You commented. Sans gave you a blank stare with his quinticential toothy grin.

“hey buddy. think you might have the wrong person, we’ve never met before. my bro and i just moved into town here.” You fought back the burning sensation that began to build behind your eyes. Not even he knew what was going on.

“Right.. I- I thought you would remember me is all. Sorry.” Instead of continuing the awkward conversation you turned to leave, actually heading for home this time to bury your head under the covers of the mess you call a bed. A voice called out from behind you to wait a minute so you reluctantly turned around.

“am i supposed to know you?” Sans asked, expressing genuine concern and confusion across his skull. You bit the inside of your lip briefly.

“Yeah. You’re supposed to know asriel, and my mom-“

“of course i know your mom, i was aquatinted with her last night.” He laughs and gives you a wink. You clench your fists.

“Sans I’m being serious! You dont even know who I am. And it’s just.. frustrating. But I’m guess I’m expecting too much, aren’t I. Try to change the timelines again, convince Chara to help open the barrier so the other children would be spared, but at what cost is it for everyone else’s lives to practically be ruined?” Sans began to advance towards you, arms outstretched as if that could calm you down.

“it looks like this is a pretty nice town, the people here seem happy.” Your eyes narrow are you snap to him.

“How closely are you looking? Besides, in this timeline you don’t even know anyone other than your brother so how would you expect to understand what’s going on. I thought there was more to you but in reality you’re just another one of them. Another part of the game that I changed.” A guilt formed a pit in your stomach. You didn’t mean to go off on sans, but that had been the last straw to break your back. He meant so much you you, your friendship, your relationship, was now meaningless. You sank down to the ground, drained of energy. Sans placed a hand on your back tentatively to rub small circles.

“‘m sorry, didn’t mean to hit a nerve.”

“You can’t help it. It’s fine.” You shrugged out of his grasp and set course for home finally. Maybe getting some sleep would help you forget this confusing nightmare. Maybe it would help clear your mind before you impulsively reset again. After greeting your mom at the door you strode straight to your room, kicked off your shoes, and threw the covers over your head before nodding off recounting the curious new characters you met earlier.

—————-

You woke with a start, struggling about trying to find the edge of your blankets. Something was cutting off your air flow, making it impossible to sleep, let alone breathe. When you finally got out from under the covers you realized it wasn’t something, but someone instead. The force on your soul tightened as you focused on it, causing you to double over onto the floor and clutch at your chest. As if by instinct, your body began to move on its own. The hand that clutched your chest dug tighter and tighter into the skin, pain nearly blinding you until you saw a flash of red. You realized too late you weren’t in control any more.

Suddenly the perspective changed and you were thrown against something cold and hard. You tried to look around but your senses had been clouded. Colors surrounded you, but no distinguishable features could be found. The sound of screeching metal clued you in that you somehow wound up in the old birdcage on the corner of your room. Only your pain radiated through the darkness, not even the silence could comfort you. Just then a voice spoke- your voice. Except you weren’t speaking.

“Oh how long has it been since I inhabited this body. I have to say, you did a good job of keeping it warm for me.” Your thoughts buzzed with frustration. A chill ran down your now nonexistent spine as you realized who this was. They acknowledged your shift in emotion.

“Don’t worry, I haven’t forgotten about you. Think you’ll find this spot nice and cozy for some time while I take this baby out for a test drive. You wouldn’t mind, would you?”

You did mind, actually.

“Great. Well, if youll excuse me,” there was a faint scraping sound as they pulled something out and laughed. “I have some unfinished business to attend to.” Footsteps sounded as Chara exited the room, leaving you alone in your thoughts. You tried to cry out and warn everyone, even though they weren’t the same ones you knew from before, you still cared about them. You still wanted to warn them about the dangers that lay ahead. But nothing happened. All you could do was sit there, alone, in the cage, until you could figure a way to take your body back from the one who stole it in the previous life.

[misterbitches]

@flootweed ​

ATOTS

That's super fucking romantic? Like tragic but in a nice way. i love that shit. i'm a monogamous slut for romance pghiosuag even tho we have to learn to live alone too but it's just like the NOTION is nice?!??! awwww i told my mom that SOPHIE's gf was like "she died taking a picture of the moon" and how it was like idk. the gf was just processing it and she thought it was romantic and my mom was like "wow.....depressing" bc think she thought it was stupid millenial shit i was like no mother doent u see she died in the BEAUTY LMAO but then i told her jessica walter's husband died the year before and then she died and she was like "aw...kind of romantic" LMAOOOO i guess two people have to die. why did i tell this story? i am so sorry. the show ended today right (ep 10?) i didn't realize it was that short. so i hope it was a happy ending? (tell me) i understand why you love the atmos! it's like, not really been done. there's this BL that i hear isn't too great but it does take place in a rural part of thailand and there's way less budget. a lot of ppl seem to like it. ep 6 LW / LW in gen gotta be honest, rushed through it. i knew spoilers from jump cause BL spoilers are just absolutely nothing and sometimes ur just like i need to know. i do not understand the ~silently lookin 4 u~ trope it always backfires and is also DUMB. so happy about tiffy. a girl who likes girls but ends up with a man bc of mommy and also the man is ok....it's me. she's gorgeous and actually [h*lf] gay so it's great. god ok i feel so old again. lmaooo but i was like obsessed with lady gaga for that reason (dont ask...also how i got kinda popular on tumblr way back in the day) and shes just absolutely fucking beautiful and bad ass. (which kind of doesnt helpcos they r all skinnty but that's FINEEEE) right? i mean like i guess cos we knew abt it? i can see why he was so pissed off, too? i mean i'm so fucking like...sensitive to being told what to do so i was angry for him from jump. i guess i was also looking at it different wholetime cos i knew the spoilers? i'm assuming u did too lmao. so we knew hed be pissed and leave. and frankly that's what sib gets. just for you my friend i will watch it and update. i think MANY times in shows in gen but it is something you notice a lot in BL bc they are just absolute novices most times. in this case, gene's actor mostly well (and i like him as a person just cos he was on that thai 3 girls in a car show and used to date on eof them lmao) can act so i will look over that scene to see how sib's actor plays off him. but the pausing in between sentences or for so long even decent actors or actors doing better. kao is not bad, not great so they will talk slowly because dramatic acting but the problem is most times it's too long. even if the person is an adept actor it won't always work and YES THEN THAT MEANS THE EDITOR COMES IN AND SNIP SNIP SNIP! it's too long. and sometimes it just does not work even if you can act. but it is GLARING when they cant or are average (someoe said this about tharntype and my god lmao tharn..is...so...slow...in...talking...the actor idk his name it's one of em, the other one with the nose (type) is....different not better but he certainly does not talk as slow. they arent bad but they are not good so.) also sometimes they are forgetting their lines. some ppl find this charming. clearly we do not lmao. what is their relation? what is going on there? i don't have a problem with stepbrothers as long as they didn't grow up with that sibling bond. many times blended families really have to watch out for that kind of fraternizing but it's always when theyre older and teenagers bc they didnt grow up w/ each other....i mean they have chemistry so i'm whatever. but. hennYYWAYYYS.actually it's bc im an idiot i didn't read it as Mhok (singular) and aey's father. Yes and his sister who i think i may hate? im like bitch okkkkkk but. his name is lhong. and he is a psycho. i mean so is type. so. oooh it could be that he stole! but also i'm pretty sure cos hes gay lol or did they

not make that explicit? the thing is i had to skip through most of that scene too because the drama was WAY too much for me. too much. lmao. the sister thing i got and it made sense and iliked that. oh yea he is gay and they know. that's a big one.

WBL

haven’t watched color rush! did you like it? i have seen wyel, parts of mr heart, and ofc to my star :) 

ohhhhhh ok. i get you. yea he definitely wasn’t being ooc cos i think that....what u said. and also like....ugh i cant even think rn. i like sam lin a lot so i like gao shi de but i gotta say. lmao. hm. first of all. yes it is creepy what he did. it’s fucking weird. and sad that his whole life revolves around him. it’s not as fucking weird as LW but still like when he did the door thing. i was like UMMMMMMMMM cos i really didnt want it to be constructed. and when it was i was like imma suspend my disbelief. but if anyone dared...

and so what he did in s2 i think he just couldnt realize that he was loved back which is why it’s good he WAS ALONE for 5 yrs imo. but he gave shu yi 0 choice and for that i am pretty sure i would be even angrier. i do think though that the father’s role is pretty important but i can see how the show is like....letting that go? bc as fucking weird as GSD is, he was still like...20? i guess and shu yi’s dad is like. crazy? i am also like he really had to fucking start a company to get noticed like are u joking? is it also that easy? and also why? lmao i just. ugh. i think that probs bothered me the most...priorities.

i like the show! well idk if i love it but sure. i think it’s decent lmao. i understand what you’re saying. for here it bothers me less but i certainly don’t think it was OOC. immature and stupid but like...that’s.....what they are. i also don’t have a problm with the timing from a technical point.

however, when i started the show? i had NO clue what concept of time it was. and that was very annoying. tehy redeemed it bc of the comedy aspects (the first time shu yi sees shi de is so fucking good, i really loved the shot and editing; it’s hilarious and silly) and i started to go with the flow of the show through that. but the fucking concept of time in the show in general esp with repetitive outfits (i understand that they are more likely to wear multiple outfits as well, it’s just that you have to split it up or it i sconfusing visually and looks like the same scene twice or just a full day of shooting which it could be but then something should change in the clothes. this is just an ex~~*~*) and partof that is they have this already controlled narrative i guess. 

i have to admit as well...i skipped episode 1. and most of 2. i was like i rly dont want to see someone slap a pereson even if they were like. not together. it’s just not cute also not in front of ppl. and then when they were yelling and bla bla i was like listen ladies lets calm down. too much angst in a boring way. what they have now is good. also they should probably like estrange the father but i doubt they will. 

i cannot make up my mind totally now bc i see what ur saying i guess i just don’t feel that way as much but i guess i have to think about it more, too. i do think he was contorlling in getting him or like when he didnt want shu yi to find out whwatshisface liked him. i guess for me it would be if he is still that way in the rship. but even tho he’s at fault for what happened, i’m also like but his dad? but also like...did he try? why did he just stop contacting? but then i guess he emailed everyday? DO U C MY QUANDARY.

alsoi have to say i do not care abt their backdoor being opened lmao like wow business? no thanks

LMAO. did they cry a lot in UWMA? i only know the teamwin parts. which one is fluke the really pale one who died? idk what it is about that kid but i just cant watch him. it’s not his fault it’s mine.

DUDE i still dont understand the husband and wife thing and ive looked into it multiple times. ive kinda just classified it as one of those things that make me uncomfortable but arent problematic lol. it you have any insight about it id love to hear it tho !!

it’s stupid. that’s what it is (husband and wife.) it’s just something they say like many gay couples may use pejoratives in conjunction with them, the f word etc. or even imply something about being a top and a bottom. whatever. but these arent gay spaces or gay storylines. sure gay men may direct them but since BL operates and relies on patriarchy without a doubt and also stereotypes poorly kathoeys or won’t cast trans women in anything substantial and use them as jokes (and see this is one of those things where it’s like...ud never see this in the US tho like our concept of third gender or kathoeys but life stillBOOOOO.) so it’s just useless when they put it into the scripts because it’s for people to consume and lots of girls are. obviously. so the idea that if you are being penetrated and u r the wife and this is used like literally anywhere but not from gay or whatever men is gross. are cis women’s vaginas sieves to them? are trans women not women? do we have to categorize people by PHALLIC OBJECTS IN OUR BODIES SPECIFICALLY A WOMAN? it dont make no sense. plus really most ppl just experiment, there’s more ways than one to have sex, we have lives so most times it’s not just full penetration for hours anyway. it’s just so gross. like oh that’s really funny lol ur the wife cos his dick goes in ur butt XD i get it, same. i say “i’m wife’ whenever there’s a penis in me. fucking kill me. it’s not a big deal but it’s just dumb and gross. if they use it they could try and subvert it too like i like how my engineer has  a whole absurdly stupid episode about it. but in TT the dad says “if ur the wife i wont accept it” and i was like u know what gals? im good. goodbye.

pgojaihousgajigko THAT’S SOOOOOOO OOWIEOFUGHOIJ WEIRD. FANDOM IS REALLY WEIRD. i have read rpf and written it once upon a time but dont do it anymore  uch. i mean it’s weird. no doubt about that. invasive, weird, strange. but very unreal anyway. it is. plus i dont like celebs or fame and think of it as a gross capitalist scheme so i had to stop (also so weird?) but i know very many people like lean in. lean in. LEAN IN. this youtuber i watch did a video on like insanely popular ships (like that 1d one) and their insane fandoms and i just couldnt. it’s so embarrassing? and then they’re so bold????? about it? 

yea it would be cool (more queer men or visibly we should say or like out whatever.) but it doesnt necessarily mean that will be good or beneficial i guess? i mean like. i dont know. so much about the genre is about wish fulfilment for young girls. its literally selling some fantasies because the other thing is for BL (i read a paper on this...) esp for girls in more conservative societies they cna maybe replace themselves in the character? but they may not feel a threat as a woman or like their life will fall apart if they engage in sexual things with anyone really. and that’s where i’m like....for a lot of these are they just writing a story and just replacing two men? bc they also seem to think it owrks like that. and in a way that’s what it is bc of the writing and how they use certain terms. you can tell the piece is about pushing a product and less about the real affects of a story. i think ITSAY is a great example of a really intelligent great piece of work that contains multitudes. and the girl was amazing. it just depends on the goal. and for most of the ppl the goal isnt...to do anything. so i dont know. idk how to talk abt representation anymore. it both is and isnt.

 i really liked tingting from my engineer a lot (idk if u have seen) she’s so fun and unapologetic. i love how much she drinks and if someone tells her to be ladylike she says no. and i appreciate that in the show when girls were rude to her she said nothing about the girls but said “NO IM NOT LUCKY TO HAVE ALL MALE FRIENDS?” i really want to see her more in the next season. obviously tiffy is goat. super excited to see how their rship develops.

[chickenfetus]

🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄 (i mean only one but to be Extra Festive(

BUT TO BE EXTRA festive yes of course dhjsshs ur so ucte i love u falen id die for u

why i followed you: falen ur right...... i followed u bc u reblogged my looking for ppl 2 follow post and ,, im pretty sure i thought u were my soulmate LMAO u liked hq and pkmn and i was fucking sold! smash that follow button also ur about was the hardest thing to read in my whole 14(15? when was it) years of living thanks love the aes hate the colourbhjmdmjdhbdhsjust kidding i love you its better now though queen of change omg going off tangent idk what being linear lines are nayway dude... our first conversation was bc of pkmn u were playing omega ruby i think?????? idk what i asked my clearly u said smth that blew my mind omg rememebr whne you were end of the world triple d wtf..... and then we talked about before you exit waht the fukc ! its been so long since then?? has it been like ... idk i made that post in june last last year so like.. 2 years??? has it been two years or did i make it last year wtf eitehr way a year has passed can u believe i cant 2017 is enidng??!!?!???! this is garbage im full of garbade im glad tldr i followed u bc we’re soulmates :D

what i like most about you: HUHUHUHUUHUHU I ALWAYS SAY THIS BUT I LOVE HOW POSITIVE YOU ARE !!! AND HOW!!!!!! HOW MUCH YOU THINK OF OTHERS AND HOW!!! why did i suddenly forget wtf fuck my life hold on ujmmdjhsshshhdhhj youre just?? always looking out for others yes and also!!!!!!!!!!!! i know youve gone through/are going through tough times but i absolutely respect and lOve the way you never fail to make others happy too also ur tags are always filled with love and compliments and i jjust want 2 say im proud of you for cutting the people who were 2 negative out of ur live queen of scissors snip snip ! you kno smth i love is that whenever theres a reminder/positivity post youll always rb it to all three of ur blogs bc the ppl who follow u r all different on those 3 blogs ur always looking out 4 others and im also so happi to see u releasing the inner bad thoughts despite ur positivity this sounds wrong but like... i love it duality of man thank u for always venting to me and u know u can always do it okay because im fine with seeing the bad stuff and its good 2 let loose!!!! i love you youve worked hard this year and im so glad youre taking things into your own hands and ive watched you grow more confident im sosososo happy thank you for being my friend up till now i know our friendship wont last forever but the moments we have together now are Worth it also ur the first person 2 wish me although not officially and the fact that u sent it so early worms my heart also !!!! ur fucking funny dont let anyone (even urslelf) tell u otherwise bc i love love chatting with u plus u dont have 2 b funny 2 be lovable i kno this bc i fucking love u! 

i hope u have a good rest of the night id die for u falen sleep well

mutuals send me ‘🎁’ for a compliment or send me ‘🎄’ for why i followed you / what i like most about you!

[skiasurveys]

100 questions about your man

Answer honestly! : )

Does he ever sing in the bath or shower? - yes sometimes i hear him singing in the shower, its so cute

Would he consider you to be a good driver? - He has told me that im great at driving.

Has he ever made love in the open air? - with me yeah.

Has he ever mad a fraudulent insurance claim?- no?

Is he generally a tidy person? - NOOO.

Does he know your mothers maiden name? - i dont think so actually 

Has he ever collected stamps?- no

Does he believe in god?- He does but he doesn’t. hes more so agnostic. he grew up believing in it.

Does he always remember important dates such as anniversaries and birthdays?- kind of.

Does he watch to much TV?- ehh he always watching netfix.

Does he eat to much fast food?- he used too but not overly.

Is he a good lover?- Mm. fuck yeah.

Has he ever been in a sex shop?- Yes and we have gone together too.

Does he like foreighn foods?- Yesss. Our first date he took me to a Thai place actually.

Do you know exactly how much money he earns?- He is currentling looking for a job atm.

Does he try and speak a foreign language on holiday?- no

Does he swear to much?- Just as much as me

Does he waste time and money on computer games?- I wouldnt say waste because i spend the same amount, except hes  alittle more.

Does he find any of his friends sexy?- No i hope not 

Does he regularly suffer from  after a meal?- sometimes hahaha 

Does he pick his nose in public if he thinks nobody is looking?- Nope

Does he ever pee in the shower?- im sure he does.

Does he moan?- yesssssssss, so hotttt.

Does he like women with tattoos?- Not really.

Does he like shopping with you?- for certain stuff, yeah.

Does he help with household chores?- sometimes

Does he control the TV remote?- not really.

Does he have a good singing voice?- Yes.

Does he talk in his sleep?- he has a couple of times

Does he snore?- he used too in the winter.

Does he ever sniff his underwear and socks to see if they are clean?- i dont notice 

Does he ever sniff his armpits to check for body odour?- hh yeah.

Does he ever scratch his nether regions?- yeppp.

Does he ever wear pants with holes in them?- he once wore sweatpants with a hole right where his dick was lol

Has he ever driven whilst over the alcohol limit?- no he doesnt really drink either.

Does he enjoy watching soaps?- no.

Do he continually sniff rather than use a handkercheif?- no

Does he have a high sex drive?- yeah but i think mine might be higher cus im younger than him

Is he argumentative?- sometimes we argue

Does he ever suffer from road rage?- yes..

Does he always wash his hands after using the toilet?- i hope he does lol

Does he always leave the toilet in the condition he expects to find it?-  ugh sometimes he leaves it up and its like fuck off breh

Could he cook a roast dinner on his own?- yeah hes  a great cook actually

Does he ever drink to much alcohol?- no

Is he grumpy in the mornings?- not really

Does he regulary iron his own clothes?- no

Is he good at DIY?- no

Is he afraid of heights?- nah

Is he a hypochondriac?- not at all

Would he or does he play an equal part in the rearing of his family?- yeah

Would he act in a blue movie if the price was right?- i wouldnt let him -___-

Would he preform a base jump for £1 million?- idk

Does he ever worry about his finances?- he doesnt talk about it. he doesnt really stress.

Would he mind if his in-laws moved in with you both?- yes. i would mind too.

Would he mind if his boss was a woman?- im sure he could care less

Would he like to occasionally spend a week without you?- maybe. i dont have to be glued to him, but i dont want to be away from him for tooo long.

Is he compassionate and understanding if you are suffering the ‘time of the month’?- yeah. im not really a moody person on my period, i can cope with my moods so im pretty lucky and so is he

Has he ever farted audibly infront of you?- oh yea

Does he think that he has a resonable body?- yeah

Has he ever used illegal drugs?- weed.

Is he moody?- he can

Does he know how much you weigh?- i dont tell him lol

Has he ever been on a blind date?- i dont know

Does he consider himself generous?- nope

Does he consider himself competitive?- very

Would he consider having the snip? i asked him once and he said he wouldnt

Would he consider doing a free fall parachute jump for charity?- not for charity i dont think so

Would he confront a burglar in his own home?- i feel like he would

Would he agree to be hypnotised infront of an audience?- no 

Has he ever made love in a public place?- we have

If Liz Hurley offered herself to him, do you think he would accept?  no

Have you'r parents ever seen him naked? no omg

Does he consider himself romantic?- yeah sometimes

Does he regulary give you flowers?- no, i hate flowers

Whilst on a bus, plane or train, has he ever stared at a womens chest so much that she’s noticed?- no and jfc if i noticed i would be mad, but he also isnt into tits but he doesnt stare at other women when hes with me.

Has he ever watched exotic dancers?- no

Does he know you'r shoe size?- yeah but im sure he forgot

Does he know you'r bust size?- yeah

Does he have fewer than 5 annoying habits?- yeah.

Does he know the date of you'r fathers birthday?- No

Does he always cast his vote?- sometimes

Does he think he is funny?- yes and he is

Does he like cheese?- too much

Does he have a huge appetite?- Oh yeah.

Has he ever fantasised about one of his work mates?- No

Does he think he is handsom?- he does and he doest. which is dumb. hes hot as hell

Does he regulary speed on the motorway?- no

Has he ever shaved other parts of his body apart from his face?- yeah his ballsack

Does he have a pet name for you?Baby, Babe, babygirl 

Does he ever avoid the question for a quiet life? No

Is he over weight? Not at all. Hes just right.

If he won the lotto jackpot would he give some to charity?- I dont know, actually.

Does he usually leave the loo seat up?- Yes -___-

Does he spend more than 2 hours watching TV each night?- yeah. but usualy at night

Does he spend more than an hour exercising each week?- yeah

Has he had sexual relations with more than 10 different women?- Yes  he said hes had 13 partners which i think isnt that crazy, and im glad hes honest. Ive met dudes who have fucked 100 women. ewww.

Could he be a hangman? idk?

Can he stand the sight of blood?- yeah

Has he ever had an autograph book?- no

Has he ever won a competition? yes.

Now Upload a picture of him and tag him in this note! : ) Lol no im too awkward for that, but ive posted a selfie wth him on my personal. justskia.tumblr.com/tagged/my+face