professor-rye
professor-rye
Survived out of desperation. Improved out of spite
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You can call me Rye (yes, like the bread). Adult. They/It. Hella Fucking Queer. Graphic Designer, writer, artist, weirdo. There is no standard theme to this nonsense. It's whatever I see and like, but I make stuff sometimes, so that's cool. Ko-fi Teepublic AO3
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professor-rye · 12 hours ago
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the wildlife photographer of the year peoples choice award is always fun
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there's a stoat hiding in that last one
source - go check out the rest of the awards too, they're really incredible
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professor-rye · 12 hours ago
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USA people! Buy NOTHING Feb 28 2025. Not anything. 24 hours. No spending. Buy the day before or after but nothing. NOTHING. February 28 2025. Not gas. Not milk. Not something on a gaming app. Not a penny spent. (Only option in a crisis is local small mom and pop. Nothing. Else.) Promise me. Commit. 1 day. 1 day to scare the shit out of them that they don't get to follow the bullshit executive orders. They don't get to be cowards. If they do, it costs. It costs.
Then, if you can join me for Phase 2. March 7 2025 thtough March 14 2025? No Amazon. None. 1 week. No orders. Not a single item. Not one ebook. Nothing. 1 week. Just 1.
If you live outside the USA boycott US products on February 28 2025 and stand in solidarity with us and also join us for the week of no Amazon.
Are you with me?
Spread the word.
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professor-rye · 1 day ago
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professor-rye · 3 days ago
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waterdeep prodigy
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professor-rye · 5 days ago
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(mob boss voice) so here's the deal, see. you's gonna go home and get a gooood night's sleep, see? and you's gonna have sweet dreams and a reaaal nice rest. reaaal nice. max here will tuck you in *i motion to the thuggish goon behind me and he approaches you with a warm glass of milk held gingerly in his enormous hand*
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professor-rye · 5 days ago
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My gif-making skills are rusty, but I MADE A THING 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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professor-rye · 5 days ago
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Every time someone complain about how "this choice is not moral, if you chose it/did this in this videogame you are a terrible person!" my mind plays this on repeat
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professor-rye · 5 days ago
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Love is in the air 🖤🗡💀
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professor-rye · 5 days ago
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DJ sinister vizier has started playing his mixtape of insidious manipulation for the king
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professor-rye · 5 days ago
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professor-rye · 5 days ago
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still life disaster
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professor-rye · 6 days ago
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professor-rye · 6 days ago
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been building a collection of posts from like minded individuals
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professor-rye · 6 days ago
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every narrator is unreliable bc ontological truth is non-existent and therefore unattainable
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professor-rye · 6 days ago
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quick drawing of Asha in a digital painting style i dont usually draw in but whatever, ill stop messing with it and just post. i like her a lot
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professor-rye · 6 days ago
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