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cantdanceflynn · 2 months ago

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Riddle School Secret Exchange

From @riddletransfers exchange, a gift of writing for @itissadbutitsmy-life! Im sry, I was gonna have art to go along with it and i dont think its rly up to my standards life just kicks u in the ass yk? (warning for mentions of panic attacks, trauma, and implied canon complient police brutality(I based it off of my shit school so i hope this isn't like, pushing too far))

It always came back to school, didn't it. If Phil had the option, he would have asked his parents to be homeschooled the day after Quiz died.

But no one else could've either, and somehow, he didn't think it'd help to still have those memories and be isolated from his friends to boot.

Days like these though... Slumping over a desk hoping he could remember anything made him wonder if it would've been better. At least he could've used the same resources as the teachers.

He didn't know anyone in this class, so chances of him borrowing notes was admittedly slim. The class itself, chemistry, wasn't hard in and of itself. Mostly he just copied people's answers to labs and tried to remember enough for the tests. But the teacher requiring constant notes was a pain in the ass, to say the least.

But even if chemistry sucked, and did it ever, Phil could appreciate it for one thing. He could spend this whole class excited for the next one, every day, for forever.

Not that he was particularly excited to do math worksheets for an hour and a half, no. He was excited because it was the only class he had with all of his friends this year.

And to top it all off, the teacher didn't seem to give a shit about what happened as long as the work got done. The only thing they'd ever been told not to do was roast marshmallows over Zach's head, and that was because they set off the fire alarm. She probably wouldn't even notice if they did it again.

Thick as thieves was putting it lightly, and it was probably the only reason Phil understood why teachers assigned group projects themselves instead of letting people chat all class. So maybe chemistry felt like forever, but right afterwards he could chill with his friends and talk about their days and help each other out.

That last one happened more often than not lately. For some inane reason, their school had an extra cop assigned to it. Because kids needed to watch out for more dangerous people, obviously.

It probably wouldn't even have made them worry so much if the bastard didn't decide to wear shades and pretend he was an FBI agent or whatever he wanted to be. They'd seen the real deal and this wasn't it, but it looked close enough to freak them out.

Phred was actually the first one to break last week, hyperventilating into his hands before Smiley ran out to get a paper bag. Phil still didn't know all that had happened, but the cop presumably decided the kid was suspicious for being nervous around him, as if anyone didn't understand why.

A bunch of stutters and sobs and rants later, there were four submitted worksheets, two with Smiley's handwriting, and they had implicit permission to walk Phred down to the councilors office. They stayed there for the rest of the day, helping him work through memories anybody who wasn't present wouldn't believe if their life depended on it.

This kind of thing wasn't uncommon, even before more and more triggers started popping up. Phil still didn't know if triggers was the right word for it, but the probability of finding a therapist that believed any of them was slim to none, so he figured it didn't really matter.

Sure, he could dwell on everything that had happened all he wanted. Wonder what the hell had happened on the government side of things, if they were spared or if they just didn't bother tracking them down, or if something else happened. Either way it would be his fault.

Really, it was all his fault. It overwhelmed him sometimes, with the constant reminder that every panic attack and flinch was his fault. Like the story he didn't really read for English or whatever, with the heart the lady could always hear or feel beating.

But his guilt dragged theirs down, much as the pressure of the tiled hallways. Maybe he should be a poet. He'd have plenty of out there material, that's for sure.

Class bell autopilot must've kicked in, because Phil didn't even realize he was sitting in his usual seat until Phred tapped him on the shoulder.

"Yup, we're dealing with a zombie here," he announced in a deadpan voice. "Someone take him to the nurse and let's see if cough drops can bring back the dead."

"Hey!" Smiley punched Phred's shoulder, but she was grinning and so was Zach. Phil loved to "admit" it, their smiles were infectious.

"Eh, there we go." Zach flicked his face and raised an eyebrow in humor when Phil flinched. The humor was quickly replaced by sputtered indignancies as Phil covered his face with a hand.

"That's what you ge-!" Phil's retort was stopped by Zach licking his hand, giggling as Phil shook said hand desperately. "Grosssss....."

Smiley laughed. "Hey, you spoke! Took long enough." Her light hearted teasing was only punctuated by how she was practically plowing through her worksheets. She got given them all at once at this point, her boundless enthusiasm adding to the notes the teachers inevitably had for her.

Like all of them, she was far from a joy to have in class. Constantly correcting the teacher came at a cost, as it turned out. But unlike the rest of them, she could at least do her work nigh perfectly.

"Still can't convince you to do my work?" Phil jokingly questioned.

"Nope! Gotta earn it, silly!" She hummed back as she worked, scribbling down a correction on the teacher's formatting with a disapproving click of her tongue.

Phred rolled his eyes, but he actually started before the rest of them. So much for ambitionless, Phil supposed. He wasn't heading for top of the class or anything, but he had motivation now. Weird as it felt to him, him of all people, there was a twinge of pride in Phil's chest.

He stuck his tongue back out Zach before starting his work. Zach huffed and started too. As the sound of pencils scribbling filled their corner, one thought filled Phil's head.

He was so, so lucky to be in a real, oppressing as it might be, school, with them all, this time.

sry again if this isn't very goodddd

#riddle school #Candy-writing #Rs #Im so tired im so sorry

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crguang · 3 months ago

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I feel like there’s a lot of sacrificing for a joke in hsr, which is definitely annoying especially when it just…doesn’t make sense, tonally and just logically. And I really do wish we found out more abt the TB, and I would’ve like even like a tidbit from firefly since we talk to her sm, we even play as her at the end. Or maybe get an offhand mention abt how she’s not supposed to tell us bc of the script or smth . I def agree w you, I cannot take the ipc seriously, bc there’s all this stuff abt how they’re doing stuff for their own benefit and profit but idk the stuff w the stellaron hunters and them is just so goofy, like it doesn’t make any sense.

ok so, I was looking thru ur blog and I realized I sent a message abt two-ish weeks ago, tumblr probably ate it smh. I was just saying how it was silly that Kafka’s wanted poster literally says she likes coats on it, and her bounty, like that’s it. Shes so sjsjshbsbddbbewv. And I also came up with another fic idea, like Kafka in an idol/band AU, but also I think her being an actor w the other stellaron hunters would be funny. But yk if I ever get around to writing anything instead of Kafka just living in my brain, who would she be in a band with, I was think abt using some of the characters from the animated before the show starts thing, but the instruments just don’t go together. Also I think I need to work on writing Kafka in general, bc she’s so complicated and it’s fun but I also overthink things too much.

And the leaks were unfortunately right abt 4 characters on one side. I’m not as devastated as you ofc, but hopefully I win my 50/50. Hjskalskskskndn I will cry if I loose.

also, no need to apologize for ranting, your rants always make more sense than mine, and I really enjoy your thoughts. -🌠

i agree with you 100%!!! missed opportunity with firefly and the tb reconnecting it could have been so nice. and omg i think i read that ask, it sounds familiar but i have so many (most are really old reqs, the recent ones are the event reqs i keep to answer eventually) and sometimes things get lost or i’ll click on the notification, answer in my head, then go do something else and forget to actually post my reply, im sorry😭😭 but YES i was thinking of kafka’s description in the game and while i know its the objective writing of the game and not the ipc, i find it funny to believe that whoever was in charge of her wanted notice thought she was hot as fuck because “dashing” and “beauty” in the same sentence is crazy work. her bounty is even funnier bc im wondering how they found out that she loved coats like😭 did she steal a bunch (she did), are they rlly monitoring her credit card and seeing all the purchases of expensive coats, is she always found in a store— what is it?!

actor au stellaron hunters would be really fun… you could also just put then in a band together for the idol/band au because i do think they’re the people who understand her best. the thought of kafka and jingliu practicing together is so funny because jingliu would hate that woman like GDJFBFNG her arrogance would have liu clenching that instrument so tight

i dont think you should worry about overthinking when it comes to writing, it can be a weakness because then you focus too much on details and forget the big picture, but personally i also think j too much into things when i write characters like kafka especially. when every genuine emotion is in the twitch of a finger, there’s kinda no choice lol

“im not as devastated as you” is killing me but its true… im the biggest victim of this banner system bc if i dont get my swanie i’ll @)&$(&)@)£<£#%. i hope u win the 50/50, unless i lose mine in which case i hope everyone else also loses <3

#sat answers #🌠 anon

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unknownteapot · 10 months ago

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My unpopular shourtney opinion is that I really hate the way the Smosh fandom polices its shippers. It's the ship that smosh themselves arguably fanservices the most, yet you hop onto any social media platform and there's this weird clique-y negative attitude when it comes to anyone shipping them. Which is extra ironic considering: put 'smosh' into the tag search here on tumblr and ALLLLLL you're scrolling through is rpf ship content. But, oh, guess we're all down to clown over shaymien 'cause it's fun but it's invasive when it's shourtney? But not iananthony or shayne/chanse or amanda/angela or spencer/courtney or or or etc. There's such a huge hypocrisy when it comes to Shayne and Courtney and the double standard of "don't ship real people, it's weird............ except for these real people that iiiii've deemed shippable" is a huge turnoff from making me want to participate in the fandom. Like, we're all little weirdos at the table. You don't have to police the party. AND ADDITIONALLY: people overanalyze interactions and videos and pictures ALL THE TIME. Yes, I wish the shourtney fandom in general would chill with freeze framing videos and doing crime scene level analysis on them, but I see that happening with every ship mentioned above too. It's the nature of shipping, it's not exclusive to shourtney✌️

ooofffff anon, hello hii and thank you for sharing <3

i do understand where you're coming from with the irony of it being okay to ship certain couples but not others, and while i haven't experienced much of it myself yet as i'm fairly new to the fandom & tumblr, i do see the double standards. but, i also think there's a reason they exist and it's a valid one (even if it is a little sad)

people who've been fans longer than me can correct me- but i'm pretty sure there was a strange discord(?) where invasive shourtney 'proofs' were being posted and discussed and so on for a while, and as we know c has experienced their fair share of stalker-ish behaviours. due to how immensely popular the shourtney ship is/was in the early days of smosh and the behaviours of some members of the fandom, shourtney shippers gained a reputation of being overly analytical and invasive. that's where i think its important to draw the distinction between shipping and trying to prove a relationship.

i think a lot of shourtney shippers fell/fall into the latter category, where 'shipping' treads the line of seeking to expose them somehow or 'show the truth' -> in my eyes that's not really shipping, that's just an invasion of privacy, so i do understand where others' hesitation or disdain comes from when talking about shourtney shippers in this context.

however, of course some of us are here because we just love them, love their dynamic, find them to be a safe space for us or want to rant about how cute they are or the look they shared in a video- that's just standard fan behaviour in my eyes. i don't even have that much of a problem with people analysing (public) interactions/freeze-framing videos of cute moments or whatnot, because that's just looking into their dynamic, that's shipping culture at its core. every ship is entitled to cute gifets and loving rants, like u say:

"Like, we're all little weirdos at the table." anon i love u hahahahh

it can be frustrating feeling like we're looked down upon as shourtney shippers, but i think now its up to us to build that reputation back up of respect and boundaries, and lean more into the shipping side of things rather than the 'proofs' side of things <3

(god this was long, i hope this answered your ask anon :)

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blackswallowtailbutterfly · 9 months ago

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I wasnt asking you to give him a footrub or to go over his whole blog so i dont see how its about making you think about a man. I was asking specifically about one post i linked where hes whining about the poor male victims and how women are so mean. Its not about putting energy into a specific male its about the ideas because they are used to manipulate and hurt women. i hope he chokes but in the meantime its the women hes misleading i care about. ps i think ur only getting so many asks on this because you seem weirdly defensive on giving any opinion at all, with anything else you just spit it straight and lay shit out without bullshit which is why i follow u.

I didn't see the initial post referenced. I do not want to comment on what I have not seen. People have pushed and pushed and pushed me to comment on this or that or other post he's made, and the more people do that, the more resistant and suspicious I'm going to get.

Maybe if this had started a different way, maybe if the very first time that man was brought to my attention it was a simple "what do you think of this?" about a particular post I would have checked it out and commented on it, or not, depending. But that's not what happened. And there's no way to backtrack and make it what happened.

I got into it with some scrote who compared feminists to Andrew Tate fans, he brought up being sexually assaulted by a woman for some unknown reason and I called him on his hypocrisy and misogyny. Some random then came to rant in my inbox about the supposed harassment of a completely different male. I made the mistake of answering that ask to say I had no idea what that person was talking about, and this shit hasn't stopped since.

A younger me might have gotten into it--I have years past joined in on things I didn't have all the information for. It's never worked out well. Ends up being a shitfest where I ask what the fuck I'm doing here, why did I waste all that energy in this, what good came out of it, etc.. So no, I'm not going to do that again if I can avoid it.

It will happen that he will show his ass, which will make it to my dash, which I may then feel compelled to comment on. Or it won't.

#like I've been asked about this man enough times that you can't tell me you only want a simple comment about a single post #like you want me to say he's stupid?#fine #he's stupid #he's a male in feminist spaces demanding particular attention and wondering why he's getting pushback #somehow I don't think that's going to be enough for these anons though

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mell0bee · 2 years ago

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CR asks: 1 & 17 if you're feeling spicy; if you're not, 9, 14, 25, 39 (feel free to pick & choose)

i took so long to do this because i had all the questions answered and then tumblr crashed and deleted it all :( but here we go (also thank u for the ask!!!)

9- Location in Exandria you'd like to see in a possibly canonical one-shot/EXU but with non-main campaign characters (as in Song of the Lorelei/The Darrington Brigade)

vasselheim!!! i doubt it will be a major location again for a full campaign because it was featured so heavily in c1 but an exu type deal could be so cool!!! i thought that vasselheim was SO underutilized in c1. when i was first watching it i was Big Sad that the no arcane magic thing was played for laughs, you could easily center a whole campaign around that idea. i wanted to see more of it during c1 and obvs after exu calamity i want to see more of it Even More. theres just so much to learn about it after the context of exu calamity. like i want inside information about the political system. i want to explore how decisions get made there. and like bro do u want a story about Hubris??? oh yeah??? you like critical role so are you perhaps a Hubris Enjoyer??? perhaps of the Magic User Variety?? imagine a wizard or a warlock trying to hide their magic in vasselheim. it basically writes itself. imagine a high-ranking cleric as a pc. or a noble. based on what's happening in c3 do you think they have like. an Old Secrets Protection Board? and perhaps some Scholar Spies trying to break in? idk man there's so much you can do there and i would like to See It Please Thank You

14-Describe the art you would most like to create or commission if talent/money were no object.

i have like 7 animatics in my head that i am not talented enough to make but honestly. this whole jester-focused animatic set to folding chair by regina spektor. it’s really good in my head i swear. also a post c1 animatic set to dodie's cover of blackbird which has been in my head since i finished c1 god i have actual brainworms

25-What class do you most want to see Matt play if he is in a future EXU campaign as a new (not Dariax) PC?

artificer. primarily bc as much as i love him, matt’s pcs tend not to be my kind of character. at least in cr oneshots he’s got a thing for the Generic Edgy Protagonist Boy type which i’m sorry buddy but like. no thanks. and based on artificer/engineer type npcs he’s played i doubt he will go for that archetype as a pc. matt loves some Insane Scientists and so do i, easy S tier character trope, so whether he plays it straight or goes for the more unhinged type like most of his npcs im down 100%. also i had a whole rant here abt how much i love dariax and i hope that matt continues to step out of his comfort zone for pcs because for me personally i think it works really well!!

39- favorite parental figure NPC?

I HAD A WHOLE RANT HERE ABT HOW MUCH I LOVE MARION LIKE I THINK I WROTE LIKE 300 WORDS. the gist of it was how i love that she is very much an imperfect parent which we can see in jester now, but she’s still a good parent!! she’s still trying!!! she’s got her own trauma but she’s trying!!! idk that is v important to me. also i love how she is a sex worker and is not shamed for it at all. and that she has agoraphobia (sp?) and its treated as like!!! fine and not irrational at all!!! idk man idk how matt and laura did such a good job with such a respectful and grounded portrayal of a character like marion but they DID also parent trap ftw

spicy answers under cut, just keep scrolling if u dont want to see my mildly lukewarm takes. thank u.

1- Character you don't particularly like, but will defend vehemently when people dislike them for the wrong reasons.

(also this is the only answer that saved lmao)

sadly i cannot think of any other characters so i have to talk about Mr. Warcrimes McTreason. i like canon essek okay though i do think he is Overhyped, but fanon essek is so annoying lmao which makes me not particularly like him. on the other hand i think people not liking him bc they don’t think he deserved redemption are Wrong. as a redemption arc it was like. Fine. not everyone can pull a zuko and like. whatever. and idk i think that redeemed heroes should be a little morally dubious. as a treat. i guess in a way i am glad that aeor arc essek doesn't get to actually be morally gray bc the fandom would be insufferable but Hot Take i am a Gray Morality Enjoyer i think that More protags should be war criminals actually.

17- You know that post that's like "I wish you could filter in ao3 on 'attitude towards a canon event'?" In the world of imagination, you can! What's the event or attitude?

*gestures vaugely at kingsley* to be completely honest i was pretty sad for a few moments there that they succeeded in rezzing molly, was tentative when whatever the end of 140 was, and i’m so happy kingsley is a thing. i think that people who wanted molly back have Missed The Point Entirely. molly needed to stay dead and talesin knew that (thank you talesin) (also not to mention fanon molly, who is infinitely worse than fanon essek. god can you imagine that. again thank you talesin.)

#bee post #critical role #ask #again pls dont look under the cut if you dont want to see the spicy takes thank you. i am trusting you all as my followers #to have a brain cell #weirdly specific cr asks

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charged-gremlin · 1 year ago

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“f slur tw” d slur tw” never talk again ever, like legitimately never. stop tagging slurs and especially not in such a brain dead fucking way, do you really think people who legitimately don’t want to see the word have “f slur tw” in their blocked terms? and it’s stupid to tag them in the first place it’s terfy and shitty

look I know I shouldn’t answer anon hate esp not something from months ago (hope u seethed waiting for me to publish it <3) but this is too funny. “stop tagging slurs” dog? DOG? I am aware that a lot of us have reclaimed them. I agree that we should reclaim them! but there are genuinely places where people weaponize them against us still. also yes they will have blocked those tags is your brain on in that head of yours? also nice job callin the dude who has “he/they” in their bio “TERFy” I don’t think a non-binary person who supports their trans siblings could be a TERF so 🤨

ANYWAY. even before this ask I have changed how I go about things as I also found it wrong to tag it as a trigger warning if it was someone reclaiming it. if the slur is used offensively, it is still used with the “(x) slur tw” tags. if it’s used in a reclaimed manner, it’s “(x) slur reclaimed”. if any of y’all are still uncomfortable with that system it’s uhhhhh (checks phone) my blog and I curate it how I want. I try to keep multiple triggers in mind. I will not stop warning people about slurs that are still hurled at our community hope this helps ^-^

DISCLAIMER BC I KNOW SOME PEOPLE WILL TAKE THIS THE WRONG WAY: I will never ever tag queer. queer queer queer queer I proudly identify as queer. calling queer a slur and demanding people stop using it IS TERF rhetoric and I do not stand for it in the slightest. I do apologize if anyone is triggered by the use of queer, but it’s one term that I will absolutely not budge on bc I identify strongly with it and those seeking to rid the community of its use are by and large transphobic as shit. long rant over goodnight

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shevinyl · 4 years ago

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take care love! sending you love ♡ and hugs xx

#anon who was feeling frustrated and overwhelmed about things happening irl it felt wrong to post your ask bc you were ranting to me #and everyone can see it now so I decided to talk in tags so here it goes #hello darling its okay its absolutely okay to feel like that.#Sometimes it's overwhelming its overwhelming to just be in a situation in a place sometimes its overwhelming being in one's own body.#And its ok because we're human we're meant to be overwhelmed and feel frustrated and all the emotions.#I hope you have stopped crying I'll reblog some breathing exercises and some calming things to do so i hope you check those out. yeah?#ok and I'm always here if you have to rant in my inbox anonymous or not I'll answer to it and also listen to you.#i have made some great friends here and we kind of have shared a lot to each other #and its okay bc sometimes sharing things with complete strangers can be more easier than the in real life ppl we are close too.#As we strangers wont judge you for sharing your feelings and just want a understanding message back.#so here's my message to you : you'll be better maybe not completely fine but you will definitely feel better and whenever you need me i am h #i am here <3 #please to tell me when you feel better to talk #i will keep u in mind #anon #answered in the tags

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calehenituse-brainrot · 3 years ago

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Hi! I’ve recently joined the TCF fandom (about a month ago, and I’m currently reading the novel hehe) and I guess you could say that I’m a really huge simp for Cale SO ITS A BLESSING THAT I CAME ACROSS YOUR ACCOUNT THANK YOU SO MUCH I REALLY LOVE YOUR WRITING!!

I was wondering if it’s alright to request? Could you write on what would it be like if Cale is jealous bc reader isnt giving him any attention or smth?im curious on how youd interpret him if he does get jelly like is he possessive of reader or just petty to others or to reader? Or a mix of both?

It’s really alright if you won’t accept this request, have a good daayyy!!

HELLOOO BABEYYY im about to go to sleep so let's talk about this for my late night scenarios

I hope it's okay for me to just write about what I think instead of a drabble🥲 also my first time working with bullet points yikes

there's a spoiler in here so please pay attention to the red letters! im putting a warning inside so u can skip the spoilers.

SO LETS TALK ABOUT JEALOUS CALE

i've had this rant before in my voice memos but i'll share my thoughts with the world

my man Cale is such a chill person so i think it's a bit hard(?) for him to get jealous

not that he doesnt care, he just trusts his significant other

i usually associate jealousy with insecurity so im pretty sure he's gonna be fineee

he's really confident with his looks and wealth and isnt the slightest bit insecure

(honestly? remembering the life he led before this one, im pretty sure he's grateful of what he has now)

hes also pretty sure you're not as close to other people than him

(let's be honest here, if you manage to steal this guy's heart, chances are you're spending nearly a 100% of your time with him and sharing the most deepest and vulnerable parts of your life with him)

he might not be all jealous but i have a feeling that he's territorial (im using the term as loosely as possible)

it's important for other people to know that you're a part of his family and know that they shouldn't bother you with nonsense

this would actually result in you walking around with a certain item that basically screams CALE HENITUSE'S PEOPLE, PROCEED WITH CAUTION

possessive? i dont think he's one to get possessive.

UHMM SPOILER ALERT FOR LATER CHAPTERS OF THE NOVEL

i forgot in what chapter but when the half-blood dragon mentioned about raon being "cale's dragon", cale immediately shuts him down

"Why is he my dragon? He is Raon Miru. Just Raon." or smth along those lines.

that really made me believe that Cale isn't the type to get possessive with people

OKAY END OF SPOILER, CONTINUE READING

Cale has always been someone who preaches about "being alive is the best" so if he were to be possessive, it would just be really,,, out of character ig💀

let's not talk about the priest smut i got in here

he had always talk about how people (especially his kids) are allowed to do whatever they want so yeah, him being possessive doesnt really fit him imo

(okay whee this got kinda long)

REGARDING IF HIS S/O ISNT PAYING ATTENTION TO HIM THOUGH??

everyone stand back, I have HCs about needy!Cale

the most annoying motherfucker on earth istg

you're just trying to look over reports

and hes staring at you with a frown on his face bcs??

this is snack time, [name]. SNACK TIME

why are you working???

why are you not enjoying your break with HIM?

do you know that tendency cats have when they see glass on the table?

where they just swoop on the fucking thing while staring at you dead in the eye as the sound of breaking glass fills the room?

he does that but with more consideration

basically he WILL make you stop working

he'll start with asking you questions and you'll answer him without looking up

"how was your day?"

"mhm, it was fine"

okay thats a bit...

cale doesnt like the fact that you're not looking at him and telling him about your day because what the heck?

he loves listening to ur voice and how your day went.

how dare u rob him of that pleasure?

"what's that?"

you waved the papers a bit but still doesnt look up, "work. you know, the usual."

"right..." cale stared at the papers in your hands. "what's it about?"

at this point, he's desperate to make you talk to him

"it's boring stuff," you told him, flipping a paper to check for something. "you'll fall asleep on your chair if i start explaining it."

okay WOW that's so not true!!

that paperwork shit is really boring tho, he cant make any promises💀

okay so cale failed his first attempt of getting you to pay attention

next attempt is by bothering you with another method

he's placing his hand on yours to get you to look at him, but even that was futile

you pulled your hand back because you needed to write smth

he's shuffling closer to you and you barely reacted because "yeah thats normal behavior for cale"

okay WOW, how long are you gonna keep this up?

you know how cats just slithers into your lap when you're doing smth?

he does that

he just laid his head down on your lap and while you're startled, he takes the paperwork away from your hand and placed it on the table

"cale... i need to work," you'd say with a frown.

"you can work later," he told you, grabbing your hand and giving it a light kiss. "you're supposed to be spending time with me."

"still—"

"you've been paying attention to your paperwork ever since you entered my room," he cuts you off with a small frown. "and didnt i say my bedroom is a free work zone?"

you raised an eyebrow. "i thought that only applies to you?"

"well, now it applies to you, too. so stop working."

honestly, what are you going to do with this man?

#yikes sorry if it ended a bit weird #i was in a rush because it's bedtime #yes i have a bedtime #it keeps me sane #cale henituse #cale henituse x reader #x reader #trash of the count's family #totcf #tcf cale #lout of the count’s family #cale henituse headcanons #tcf headcanons

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alienaiver · 2 years ago

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Hello uh….you know exactly what I’m gonna say djdkshdkdhlsnsl aNYWAY do u have. Any kanda relationship hcs 👀👀

hi hey friend !!! ✨ you BETCHA i do! he was my very first love - i have a 162 page long fanfic with him thats oc (me, basically lol) x kanda from when i was 14 and its so very cringe but so very beautiful<3 I HAVE MANY THOUGHTS ABT HIM - i hope you enjoy them and that I do him justice!!! 🥺🧡🧡🧡✨ i feel like i went on a tangent with the confession thing hehe hes just SO PRECIOUS

wordcount: 1.2k (sobs,,, whoops? 🤡)

warnings: none! its fluff and dumbassery <3, genderneutral reader and set in a sort of modern au!

I feel like he's actually the most mature partner out of the main four!

BUT ONLY after you've unlocked level 43 on his romance route<3

He's reserved, in complete denial for a long while after realizing his own feelings and if you dont confess first he wont EVER, he decided.

However much this man has a resolve of steel though, his thoughts about kissing you DO get out of hand for him. He makes the mistake of ranting to Lavi about it, who won't stop teasing him about it.

Lavi accidentally spills the beans to Allen who goes into complete and utter shock - which pisses Kanda off even more because really, does he honestly seem like the type to be SO incapable of a healthy loving relationship at first glance?! (don't answer that!)

So he practices. A Sunday morning he's standing in the bathroom, looking himself in the mirror and trying to confess. He doesn't even get through one sentence though because talking to himself is absolutely ridiculous. 0/10 won't ever happen again!

Surprise! It does happen again, and again and again.... Almost every day at this point, after brushing his teeth.. He practices how to confess to you!

After he's deemed himself prepared he asks to hang out with you - which isn't an unusual occurence, you've been meditating with him for months now after you showed interest in wanting to learn and started hanging out just the two of you afterwards (you just wanted an excuse to be with him, mostly)

Also he is not even the slightest bit insecure on whether or not you'll reject him. Not because he's that confident but honestly? You’re close with him and he feels like he can read you like an open book. He’s not blind to the way your eyes linger on his lips (at least not blind anymore....)

"Are you having a stroke?" Alma asked when he walked past Kanda on the couch one day as he was holding back a blush and a smile from reading one of your stupid texts again, "shut up, Alma".

So when the day comes he’s taking you to the meditation room, setting up with you and sitting down next to you. He keeps stealing glances and holding back a smile, knowing what’s about to happen (he gets to try and finally kiss your lips)

He honestly thought of something bigger but he wanted it to be about the two of you. So when you’re both seated and positioned correctly he breathes out an “I’m in love with you, you know.”

He keeps his eyes closed but he hears the way your breath hitches, hears the way you move around your mat and nears him and he’s actively fighting back a blush when he can almost feel your breath on his cheek. He opens his eyes to see you staring right into his, “what the fuck kind of confession is that!?” you ask, almost enraged by the casualty of it - if his words hadn’t been so... heavy, you would’ve thought he was joking. You still fear he is, “don’t mess with me!”

His face scrunches up at your reaction and he’s confused for a solid moment, unsure why you’re mad at him. “You don’t like me back?” he asks, almost confused and brows furrowed. You flop back on the mat with a sigh and even wider eyes, “you’re serious?” you ask again and he leans closer to you, his heartbeat quickening. He lets the blush he was fighting to hold back earlier loose as he gets on his knees to crawl to you, “I’ve never been more serious in my life.”

His hand travels to your cheek and he gently touches it with his thumb, “can I kiss you?”

You stare at him, dumbfounded and gather your strength to nod and lean toward him.

He’s a very gentle kisser! He’s aware of how rough he can be around the edges and wants to be the opposite with you

He doesn’t act like you’re made of glass, though! He will still kick your ass if you train with him! He sees you as a perfect equal and while he won’t admit to it, he likes seeing you riled up - especially if it’s because of him and silly things. If you’re ever sad or frustrated he will support you, though!

His toxic trait is jealousy... I’m sorry but this man is JEALOUS. He’s not possessive per say, but he will glare daggers at the person behind the counter at the supermarket who even remotely sounds like they’re flirting with you. His glare is scary for others to experience. You always smile apologetically to the poor cashier before you leave.

Kanda CARES so much about anniversaries! They’re very important to him - he remembers the days for your first kiss, your first (real) date, first time he slept over as your boyfriend and the day you moved in together. He even wants to celebrate the day he realized he was in love with you!! He’s so precious, he writes them down in both his own calender, yours and the joint one in the kitchen.

Kanda’s love language number 1 is physical touch. His favorite dates are when you’re sprawled out on the couch or the bed, completely entangled in each other, he’s like a cat. It took him a while to admit and even longer to start asking for it but he absolutely adores when you’re fingers rests on his hip, moving in mindless circles as you’re watching yet another film he hates

(”we can turn it off if you hate it so much,” you mutter after the second negative comment about the composition and camera positions (when did he become an expert in move making?) You feel his grip tighten on you, “never.” he mutters as he kisses the top of your head) You guess you’ll never figure out why he enjoys “torturing his eyes with such imagery” every weekend but you don’t complain. His gruff voice close to your ear and the expert cuddles makes up for it.

Kanda also has a soft spot for matching couple outfits.... Nothing wild, just matching sweaters or color coordination! He’s super embarassed about it at first though, grumbles through the entire Christmas dinner where you’re matching but can’t hold back the need to match again at New Year’s! It starts a whole thing for him.

Kanda snores. Loudly. I’m sorry but you can’t convince me otherwise. In the beginning it’s a whole “deal with it!” kind of situation but behind the scenes he’s researching how to help it - he buys one of those nose clips and even tries the anti-snoring nose sprays!

His first priority will forever always be your safety and happiness. So whenever you have arguments that take a stronger turn than friendly bickering, he sits you both down to talk it out and figure out what to do with any problems you might encounter! He doesn’t sacrifice his own principles for you and he expects you to hold to your own as well! That will cause clashes and fights once in a while, but he’ll always be there to hold you when it’s all said and done.

After all, there’s nothing he enjoys more than waking up for his morning workout 15-20 minutes before he has to only to look at you, peacefully asleep next to him, grumbling about the morning sun as you try to crawl into his skin to be closer. It’s home, it’s the love he lives for and there’s nothing better after any rough day than coming back and going to bed with you so he can experience these magical minutes the next morning, right?

I RLY HOPE I DID HIM JUSTICE... I MAY HAVE MADE HIM SOFTER THAN HE WOULDVE LIKED IF HE EVER READ THIS LMFAAAO but honestly..... emotionally mature kanda lives rent free in my mind!!! 👀 aaaa i wanna kiss him so bad rn 🫣 THANK YOU FOR REQUESTING HIM!!! its about time i made smth for him!!!! 😩🧡🧡 lmk if you want more !!! or a tiny fic mayhaps................ 👀

@hanayanetwork 🌸

#dgm x reader #d. gray man x reader #kanda yuu x reader #hanayanetwork #nohr.request #nohr.dgm #nohr.writing #THIS WAS SO MUCH FUN IM!!!! im always nervous posting hc's like this but i rly do love making them #hes so gruff but so so sweet. lemme kiss him and you for requesting

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Hi hi~ wanted to request a various jjk men hc of them dating. Not sure what ur limit on characters is so write as many jjk men as u want :)

HELLOOOO!!! Sorry its taken me a long time to answer your request, I’ve been very busy! But I’ve finally written the head-canons for you and I hope they’re to your liking !! Thank you for requesting and for your patience !! 💖

Also I only did Gojo, Nanami, Yuji, Megumi, and Inumaki in this head-canon, but if you would like a part two with some of the other jjk men then please let me know <3

Other than that, enjoy !!

The JJK Men in relationships

➬ Jujutsu Kaisen x Gender neutral reader

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Summary : Title says it all :)

Pairing : Includes, Gojo, Nanami, Yuji, Megumi, and Inumaki

Word count : head-canons

Warnings : nothing bad, mostly fluff, mentions of fighting,

Author’s notes : reblogs are appreciated!! I appreciate all feedback on my writing so that I can know what you guys liked and what you think I should improve on😊

Disclaimer : this is a work of fiction and should in no way, shape, or form, be taken seriously.

Side Note : this head-canon, and everything else I’ve written on my blog, is mine and only mine. I work very hard on everything I write so do not, under any circumstances, modify, copy, or steal my work.

Satoru Gojo:

* This man is gonna be a total pain in your butt one day, and then the most romantic and endearing one the next..THERE’S LITERALLY NO IN BETWEEN

* Satoru is of course a very goofy and outgoing person so you’ll always be laughing or have some sort of smile on your face while you’re with him.

* Whether it’s a joke he made, a compliment he gave you, or just him being his dorky self again: Satoru always finds a way to make you smile.

* ✨Your smile is one of his favorite things✨

* He really likes to tease you as well so be prepared to be the butt of the joke pretty often.

* You always know he’s just joking whenever he does it and it never really bothers you, however there can be the occasional times where his teasing is too much or you’re simply not in the mood.

* In that case, if he notices your actions then he’ll be sure to give it a rest.

* He’s very clingy let me just say that. He loves cuddling with you and doesn’t mind pda at all. He actually prefers it, because that way he can show you off to everyone else.

* He’s a little touchy at times so you’ll have to be sure to set some boundaries because if you don’t it’s free reign for him. If you especially don’t like pda then he’ll be sure to respect that (for the most part).

* He usually likes to always have a hand around your waist, but if you’re not comfortable with that then at least having one hand intertwined with yours at all times is a MUST

* He low-key has no shame in public sometimes because he will in all seriousness make you sit on his lap while talking to someone or lightly smack your butt regardless of who’s around. Will gladly tell you how hot you look in your new outfit or make some other nsfw comment about your appearance despite all the people standing around🥲Then you’re just standing there, a blushing mess, trying to tell him to save it for later like🧍‍♀️

* HE’S SUCH A SMOOTH FLIRT AS WELL, LIKE HOW DOES HE DO IT???

* Contrary to others belief, he actually can be series at times. While it may not be often, there definitely are moments where he puts aside the goofiness and focuses on what’s bothering you.

* If he sees you’re feeling down or something has upset you, he’ll softly hold your face in his hands and gently wipe your tears as he asks you “tell me what’s wrong baby.”

* After you’ve finished ranting or cried it out, he likes to give you a gentle kiss on your forehead and crack a little joke to which he can then say “there’s that smile.” 🥺

* Fights between you two can get somewhat heated, and his sarcasm definitely doesn’t help the situation. However, after you two have separated and had some time to yourself to calm down, you’ll always hear that gentle knock on your door followed by a sorrowful faced Satoru that comes in asking “Baby, can we please talk?”

* CUDDLES ARE MANDATORY AFTER FIGHTS ARE RESOLVED

* Okay but I think we all know Gojo is loaded, he definitely has WAY MORE money than he needs so what better way to spend it then on you?😗

* He LOVES to buy you things. Whether it’s your favorite snacks, little trinkets that made him think of you, or that one outfit he saw you eyeing at the clothing store last week, HE’S ALWAYS SPOILING YOU

* He won’t listen if you tell him to stop spending so much money on you. Will proceed to buy you even more stuff afterwards.

* Gojo very much is the type of boyfriend to baby you, treats you like a precious little puppy despite you being a grown adult

* He’s definitely a “baby” himself tho sometimes when it comes to spending time with you. He’ll always be like “but baby I want you to go with me🥺” or “please stay, I’d miss you too much if you left😓” Which relates to the clinginess I mentioned earlier.

* A relationship with Gojo is one that feels uplifting and lighthearted

Kento Nanami:

* Honestly such a gentlemen

* The type to run to the other side of the car just to open the door for you or let you borrow his blazer if you get cold.

* He’s honestly just so sweet and kind🥺

* He’s always putting your needs before his, especially if you’ve had a particularly bad day.

* If he see’s you’re upset he wants to be informed of what happened so that he can do his best to help you solve it. He always listens very intently to what’s going on because he wants to be able to give you the best advice he can. Will pull you against his chest to smooth you if you’re crying too much.

* However, if you’re someone who doesn’t want to talk about it right away he understands. He’ll stay close by while he waits for the right time to ask you again, and will occasionally make you your favorite drink to help cheer you up.

* Is very patient with you and always tries his best to remain calm when you’re getting frustrated. If you get into an argument, he always insists the two of you take a few minutes to yourself and step away from the situation in order to prevent hurting each other with saying things you don’t mean.

* He’s very reserved and formal so he’s honestly not someone who’s big on pda at all. I mean of course he doesn’t mind the occasional hand hold or linking arms while in a crowded area, but unless he’s holding onto you to make sure you don’t get lost, he really doesn’t like pda that much. He considers it to be unprofessional and impolite. Plus he just prefers to save those kinds of things for when you’re alone because he believes your relationship is nobody else’s business.

* For dates, he’s not extremely high energy and prefers to do more quiet things like dinner at a nice restaurant, but he’ll still go on those more active dates with you if he knew you really wanted to. The activity may not exactly be his kind of thing but if it makes you happy, that’s all he cares about.

* He’s very intent on making sure you’re taken care of. Whether that’s physically or mentally, he always does his best to put you before himself.

* It’s very sweet of him, but you’ll have to remind him that he needs to take care of himself too sometimes. He’s been known to skip meals or deprive himself of sleep because of his busy schedule, this can cause him to be occasionally grumpy or closed off with you. Because of this, you’ll have to take matters into your own hands to cheer him up.

* When this happens you usually give him a shoulder rub or make him lay his head on your lap so you can run your fingers through his hair. You also offer to make him his favorite dinner or draw him a bath and help him change out of his work clothes so that he can get clean.

* It’s just those silent but sweet and intimate moments that the both of you love so much.

* A relationship with Nanami would be one you feel taken care of in🥰

Yuji Itadori:

* Okay but he’s actually a cinnamon roll🥹 He’s such a caring and adorable person

* He is a little clingy, cuddles with you are his serotonin.

* He ABSOLUTELY LOVES to spend his time with you, would literally spend every moment possible with you if he could. Even if you’re just eating lunch together or binge watching shows, he loves to do everything with you.

* He is always showering you with compliments and words of encouragement so be prepared to always feel a wave of blush spread across your face after something he said about you.

* He does like pda but he’s not excessive with it. More just prefers to hold your hand or give gentle kisses on your cheek throughout the day.

* He likes to take you on active dates. He’s the type to take you to carnivals or to an ice skating rink, something fun and adventurous.

* If you’re someone who doesn’t like high energy things then he won’t force you. He doesn’t mind doing what you prefer, he just wants to be able to spend time with you regardless.

* His main way of comforting you when you’re sad is through physical touch. He’ll of course let you rant as much as you need and try to give you the best advice he can, but he usually settles with physical affection as his way to comfort you because he’s just naturally very good at calming you that way. He also likes to take you to go get food afterwards to cheer you up.

* If you two get into a fight he’s usually the first to apologize. He never wants you to be upset or hurt, especially if it’s by him, so he’s always the first to try and fix things. No matter what he has to do, he’s always very quick to resolve things, he just hates the two of you being mad at each other.

* He loves to get you gifts that are a little more “lovely dovey”, like flowers and stuffed animals.

* Will totally get you one of those friendship type necklaces or bracelets where the two connect to make a heart or a puzzle piece or something like that.

* OKAY BUT YUJI WOULD BE THE TYPE TO CARVE BOTH YOUR INITIALS INTO A TREE OR SOMETHING OMG😭✨

* You will always feel yourself smiling around Yuji, almost like his “sunshine energy” is radiating off him and infecting you with it as well.

* He’s always thinking of things he can do for you and wants to always make sure you’re happy

* A relationship with Yuji would be a very wholesome one🥺

Megumi Fushiguro:

* Definitely a very mature and courteous boyfriend.

* You won’t ever have to worry about feeling pressured to do anything or feel as if any boundaries are being overstepped because he’s very respectful and is always aware of what you’re comfortable with and what you’re not.

* He doesn’t necessarily like active dates because he’s not a big fan of having a lot of people around, however he will occasionally indulge in high energy actives if it’s important to you.

* If he can choose though, he prefers quieter things like stargazing or late night drives where he can be with you and only you.

* He really really doesn’t like pda so he often doesn’t touch you at all in public. However he will let you lean your head against his shoulder. You can sometimes get him to hold your hand if he’s in a good mood.

* He is also very intent on making sure you’re taken care of as well. He’ll keep extra snacks in his bag in case you get hungry, an extra water bottle in case you’re thirsty, extra hair ties in case you forget one, an extra jacket in case you get cold, etc. He always keeps a bunch of things in his bag for you in case you’ll ever need it🥺

* He can always tell when you’re upset somehow, almost as if he has some sort of sixth sense. It’s like you don’t even have to explain yourself to him because he can already tell just by the look on your face.

* He will always make sure to pull you aside privately to talk. The very first thing he will say is “Do you want to talk about it?” (He just wants to make sure he’s not forcing you to talk if you’re not comfortable enough to)

* If you say yes then he’ll make sure to hear you out all the way through, no matter how long the rant is. After that he’ll give you some very practical and logical advice and be sure to leave a gentle kiss on the top of your head at the end.

* If you say no however, then he’ll reply with “Well just let me know if you need anything please.” And then pull you in for a short but reassuring hug. The rest of the day he will keep a close eye on you in order to make sure you’re doing okay. If he feels you’re mood is getting worse then he will finally pull you aside for a second time and ask you to please talk to him this time (and that he’s not leaving until you do).

* The two of you don’t usually get into fights often because he is always pretty calm and is able to deescalate things before they get bad. However if you do happen to get into a heated fight he can sometimes be a little harsh. He’s very logical and so whenever he argues he is very to the point and straight forward. He sometimes forgets how stern he can be when he is in the right, but he’s not trying to make you mad, just to help you understand how serious he is.

* However he understands he can be a little too heartless at times (which is why he tries to always avoid arguments in the first place), but even so, if he does end up hurting your feelings during a fight then he’ll give you a little while to calm down then come back to apologize sincerely. If the argument was about your safety then he always makes sure to let you know that he only argues with you because he cares about you and wants to keep you safe.

* Even though he’s not much of a talker with others, he always wants the two of you to be open with each other when it comes to your feelings on things, especially in arguments, because he wants things to be solved as quickly as they can.

* Getting compliments from Megumi are always very special because you know he really means it when he says them. He will never lie to you and always tries his best to be honest at all times so hearing him say “you look really beautiful” always makes your heart melt.

* He isn’t as good at showing his affection through his words like some of the other guys are, so instead he shows it through his actions. Remember that item you said you really wanted a few days ago but didn’t wanna spend the money on? Well guess who’s gonna find it on their nightstand the next day? Remember that one show you really like that you ranted about to Megumi and thought he wasn’t listening? Well guess who’s gonna find a shirt with the characters from that show on it placed on top of your dresser?

* A relationship with Megumi would make you feel valued and content😇

Inumaki Toge:

* Obviously because he can’t talk Inumaki wouldn’t be the most vocal in a relationship, but that doesn’t mean he’s any less loving.

* He always does his best to show his affection for you through physical contact, whether it’s hugs, kisses, etc.

* He absolutely loves cuddles so expect a lot of them !!

* Because of his powers, Inumaki finds as many different ways to communicate with you as he can.

* He ALWAYS carries around a small little notebook with extra pencils so the two of you can talk.

* He also loves to write things for you on sticky notes. He leaves them LITERALLY EVERYWHERE too. Your backpack, your nightstand, on top of your lunch, sometimes he’ll come up to you and literally just stick one on you and then walk off😭(Not him secretly peeking from around the corner to watch you read it)

* He also encourages you to learn sign language so you can communicate with him easier. Don’t worry he’ll help you learn it if you’re having trouble.

* OKAY BUT HE’S TOTALLY BUYING THE BOTH OF YOU ONE OF THOSE FRIENDSHIP BRACELETS WHERE YOU CAN TAP ON IT AND IT SHOWS UP ON THE OTHER PERSON’S BRACELET. (It’s just another cute way for you to communicate🥰)

* I swear I’m trying to be serious but if you two ever got in a fight and we’re arguing in sign language, all I can imagine is the room being completely silent except the occasional frustrated grunts and sighs and then there’s the both of you just waving your hands around with looks of annoyance spread across your faces😭I’M SORRY IT’S JUST SO FUNNY TO ME😭

* I don’t imagine you’d fight a lot to be honest, but if you ever did, I feel like you’d both end up saying things you didn’t mean in sign language and then it ends when one of you just eventually leaves the room because it got so bad.

* There you are an hour later, laying against your pillow with tear stained cheeks, when you suddenly feel a tap on your bracelet.

* Your eyes peek over to see two more taps appear across it (which is his way of asking whether or not he has your permission to come and see you) Two taps mean yes, one means no. So a small smile appears across his face when he feels two taps in response.

* After that you hear your door open and immediately feel him crawl onto the bed to snuggle you from behind, his hand reaching over to give you a small sticky note that says “I’m sorry :( ” on it.

* Inumaki only participates in pda pretty often because of his lack of verbal communication. He loves to always be holding your hand, resting his head on top of yours, or leaning against each other when sitting together. He does occasionally kiss you in public, but it’s never on the lips, usually just your cheek or the top of your head.

* He just wants to always be close to you🥲

* Leaning against each other’s foreheads is his favorite way to be close to you, he only does this in private though🥺

* A relationship with Inumaki feels very loving and intimate❤️

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astaroth1357 · 4 years ago

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Brothers React to the MC Looking at Them Lovingly

This is a personal experiment. This is the very first time I've written one of these with a goal in mind, "Make them fall in love all over again." It's a tall order. I hope I succeeded. 🙏 Special thanks to @a-chaotic-dumbass for picking the mood for this one!

Intro:

We all know that look. The one where one person stares at another like they just realized they're the only thing in the universe and they're in fucking awe of it. The kind of look that tells you they're utterly enthralled by that other person and just can't get enough of their presence. That look. Yeah, the brothers just got that look out of the MC.

Let's warm some cold hearts, everybody.

Lucifer

Lucifer was always beautiful. Always has been, as an angel or a demon.

A morning star is one that outshines all the rest. It stands out when the other stars have dimmed, holding onto its luster in defiance of the sun.

There couldn't be a truer title for Lucifer to have. Not the horrors of war nor the fires of Hell could tarnish his radiance in any way…

But there were moments, like right then, where the MC caught a glimpse of a different sort of Lucifer.

His brothers would often only see the uptight Lucifer, the practiced visage of perfection that he tried so hard to keep up…

But after a long day, when he thinks he's alone, he retires to his room to listen to his music and the difference is astonishing.

There's something so entrancingly calm about him… How the light of the fireplace flickers and dances across his alabaster skin to the subtle slouch of his posture. His face no longer marred by creases of stress and frustration…

And his expression is so pure… So tranquil and at peace… Beauty without effort. A shine that can't be ignored. A morning star, in the truest sense of the word…

It took awhile for Lucifer to see the MC leaning against his doorframe.

They were staring at him with the oddest look… Smiling like they were enraptured by something, but he didn't have a clue why. He was just sitting there…

So, naturally, he turned to suspicion.

"Am I really that amusing…?"

Frankly, he wasn’t prepared for the little laugh they let out in response.

"Mm? No, no... I'm just always so amazed by you, is all. I'll leave you to your music..."

Having thoroughly ruined the mood, the MC then turned to leave. But Lucifer was already upon them before they could step away, wrapping his arms around their waist and letting contented hum escape his chest.

"Going so soon…?"

Apparently he appreciated the compliment.

Mammon

He didn't have to do it.

When Belphie bumped into one of the House's vases, shattering it against the tile, he didn’t have to take the fall for it.

It wasn’t connected to him at all. He could have stayed quiet and no one would have pointed a finger at him for once.

But he did.

When Mammon set his phone down on the table, MC knew instantly that he had lied in the chat.

He was with them the entire day, he didn't have the time to accidentally break a vase. He hadn't even gone down that hallway all day...

But he said something anyway.

And he didn't even look fazed. He didn't turn towards them seeking approval nor did he look irritated that Belphie didn't speak up. He didn't curse at himself for doing something so self-sacrificing either...

When Mammon leaned back into the cushion of his couch, the MC saw something truly remarkable on his face… A smile. A small one, sure, but relaxed…

Assured in his own actions. Confident in his choice and accepting the consequences… undeserved, and likely thankless, they may be.

A genuine, serene smile…

Mammon wasn't sure what he expected to see when he turned to the MC. Probably confusion or disbelief that he, the Great Mammon, could be so selfless.

Definitely not the awed, lovestruck look he got...

"G-gah!" He panicked slightly and pressed himself back against the armrest of the couch in shock. "Wh-... What'cha lookin at me like that for??"

When the MC didn't answer after a few seconds and just kept staring, he honestly didn't know what to do. Were they broken or something??

"Oi, MC! I asked ya wh-Hey wait a minute!!"

He made a noise between a yelp and a shout when the MC leapt forward and latched their arms onto him. What had gotten into them??

"U-uh… MC? MC?? Damnit MC, answer me already!! Or at least stop squeezin so tight!!... MC!!!"

Leviathan

To anyone else, it was just Levi being Levi.

He had finished a new episode of his latest animated obsession and he had to share it with someone. Anyone would do, but the MC was always willing to lend an ear.

Something about Levi really changes when he talks about his passions… It's like he comes alive in a whole new way.

He speaks at a mile-a-minute, but that's because he's so excited the words fly from his mouth.

Some part of him is always bouncing, be it his leg or body. Sometimes even his tail will swish and curl behind him like an ecstatic puppy. And his eyes…

Citrine pools that glimmer and dilate from the exhilaration of it all. It's his little world and anyone can see he's thrilled to be sharing it.

You'd never know he was shy. You'd never think he'd look down himself. You'd never guess that he hid himself away… Why would someone so full of passion and life ever want to? Some things are just too beautiful to keep hidden...

Levi had only gotten six minutes into his latest rant before he finally registered how the MC was staring at him…

This man has seen enough shoujo to know what that look means and it shut him up sooo quick. If anyone else were in the room they would have seen a beet-red Levi desperately trying to hide his face.

"M-MC…! S-top staring at me like that…!!"

"Like what~?"

He didn't have to look at them to hear the teasing lilt in their voice.

"MC…" He peeked out from behind his fingers to see them still staring and covered himself up more vigorously. "Stoooop…!!!"

But secretly? He wished they'd never stop. His cheeks may have been red from embarrassment, but his heart was trying to hammer its way out of his chest to hug them itself. Hell, he'd have happily given it over to them if they'd asked…

Please just let those loving eyes be for him and him alone...

Satan

Soft isn't exactly a word anybody would use to describe Satan, least of all himself.

His anger was quick to spark, his strength was nothing to scoff at, and even his smiles were nothing but plastic for nearly all of his existence…

Nearly.

The MC learned surprisingly quick that there was one thing that could bypass all of the hidden ferocity to Satan's personality. Something that could make him melt like butter in the summer sun…

Satan had always looked a little cute when he was reading. He was easily at his most expressive when engrossed in a thrilling story or deeply intrigued by something he found between the pages of a book…

But watching Satan read about cats, as he was right then, was really something else entirely.

Maybe it was the way his emerald eyes would sparkle or the lopsided grin he just couldn't hide as he would scan the pages about the playful habits of Bengals or the relaxed nature of Ragdolls…

Maybe it was the sheer impassioned dedication he took the subject, pouring countless hours into collecting and memorizing every fact he could from their diets to coat maintenance.

Or maybe it was the sheer fact that anytime he saw a picture of kitty in-print he looked like a besotted schoolgirl drawing hearts around her crush in a teen magazine.

Really, who's to say? But to the MC, it was proof that under all that anger, there was a tender, loving center even for the smallest, softest creatures…

Satan automatically snapped his book closed when he saw MC watching him from behind a bookshelves. Caught red-handed…

He knows exactly how he looks when he's doing his research internally squealing over cat pictures so he tries to do so in private...

He was about to sputter out a defensive explanation but then he registered their face…

He'd seen that look described in stories, romance novels mostly, but he'd rarely seen it in action… and never once leveled at him with such intensity…

Not to be cliche, but frankly his heart skipped a beat.

Satan forgot about his book briefly and got up to close the distance between them, tilting their chin up to keep their eyes on him.

"Like something that you see, Kitten?"

"You could say that…"

He laughed at their attempt to play coy, but let it slide just this once… Easy to do with them looking at him so amorously.

Asmodeus

Asmo is a very popular demon. Someone so free ought to know quite a lot of people, after all.

And, of course, he had plenty of fans. He made DevilTube videos, hosted radio shows, fashion designed, and even modeled.

So it wasn't very surprising when a young demoness stopped him while he and the MC were out shopping. It wasn’t the first time he had been asked to sign autographs, but this meeting… it was different.

It was clear to them both that this girl was shy. Though she held out the paper, her eyes stayed firmly on the ground and she stumbled on her question… She likely a fan from afar, but everything about her seemed meek… unassuming.

Most people would have just gave the autograph then went on with their day. The interaction could have taken five seconds at most… but not Asmo.

He asked her name… where she was from, how she was feeling, her favorite foods, outfits, makeup, you name it. All with investment.

It was amazing to watch the shy young woman slowly open up, getting more bright and cheerful with each passing question until it evolved into a healthy conversation.

When their little meeting finally wrapped up, he gave her back the paper (now signed) but also fished out a bottle of perfume from among the mountains of bags he was carrying. He gave it to her and wouldn't hear anything to the contrary, he could always buy another.

None of his brothers ever gave Asmo enough credit for his giving nature… even if he had his own way of going about it. Though he cared so much about image and his ability to shine, he never hesitated to make sure that the people around him shined too...

Asmo waved to the fan as she scampered away and was about to apologize to the MC when he saw their face…

The man knows this look well. He's seen it a billion times, though it was particularly cute coming from them.

"Awww MC! Taken by my beauty are you~?"

He was about ready to kiss their cheek when they responded.

"No, not your looks, Asmo… with you."

… Oh.

It was very rare to see Asmo speechless, but for a few seconds his mind seemed to take in their words… letting them fully sink in before his heart utterly melting.

Oh MC… His sweet MC!!

Asmo ended up dropping the rest of his bags just so he could properly litter his human in nuzzles and kisses, the both of them humming and giggling in delight despite their shameless PDA.

Of course it would be his MC to see that part in himself… Who else would take the time?

Beelzebub

Food is a precious resource to Beel. For him, it's a lifeline. A good meal could save him from the brink of starvation…

But that still doesn't make him incapable of sharing from time to time.

He and the MC were walking back to the House after getting takeout from Hell's Kitchen. Beel hadn't even waited until they left the restaurant to start eating his share, spilling the smell of fresh food into the air around them…

Things were going fine on their route back until they heard whimpering behind them…

A hellhound puppy, not quite old enough to bear its fangs, seemingly followed them as they were walking… It looked like it had been out for some time and eyed their food with hungry eyes, but weak posture. Who knows when it last had a meal?

The MC was about to tug at Beel's sleeve and say something, but their demon was ahead of them this time.

A casual observer might have gawked at the sight of Gluttony kneeling down to offer such a lowly creature a sandwich. But the MC knew better. When you spend your whole life hungry, nobody more than you understands that kind of pain in someone else.

This reaction wasn't out of character for Beel, it was elementary.

And when the puppy finished its meal and covered Beel's cheeks with appreciative licks, he just laughed and scratched behind its ears. Amethyst eyes looking more relieved at its health than disappointed he lost some of his lunch...

Food was Beel's lifeline, but kindness is what made him who he was…

When the pup finally scampered off, Beel looked over at the MC to tell them it'd be alright and saw their face…

He wasn't really sure what they were staring at… Did he have something between his teeth again?

"MC? Are you okay...?"

They laughed at him for some reason but pulled him in for a hug so they must have meant well.

"You're so sweet, Beel…"

Beel's never one to refuse a compliment so he just hugged them back, beaming.

"Thank you, MC…"

Belphegor

To say that Belphegor tended to be on the melancholic side would be an understatement… It wasn’t that he was incapable of expressing joy, it was just harder for him to do than most. Not helped, of course, by his tendency to keep his true feelings vague and hard to pinpoint.

But on those rare occasions where he was overjoyed… Belphie could really be something special…

The MC and Belphie were attending one of Beel's games and it was a tight one… Both teams had spent most of it tied and Beel's team was running out of time to overtake that slim margin.

Belphie had always been a supporter of his twin's athletics, but this time it was tense even for him. He kept on the edge of his seat and didn't even nod off during the breaks like he normally would… The MC could just tell how nervous he was for Beel…

But right as the time was about to run out, Beel made a last minute score and sure, the whole field erupted, but Belphie? Belphie hollered.

The normally sleepy and mellow demon was on his feet in an instant and practically shredding his vocal chords in excitement. If his tail had been out, it would have been beating against the bleachers like a war-drum. And his expression?

Belphie's smile is said to stop hearts for a reason. When he puts his all into a grin it's almost like he ascends to Heaven once more, as pure as an angel's choir and as warm as a summer's breeze… Nothing in his eyes but pride and adoration for his beloved twin brother.

Truly, a heartwarming sight to behold…

Belphie didn't calm down until the rest of the crowd settled and was about to point out Beel's skill to the MC when he noticed their face.

… oh no… Why do they look so sappy…?

"You really love your brother, don't you?"

Belphie quickly hid his thoughts behind an irritated frown and plopped back down in his seat… but that didn't shield them from seeing his pink cheeks.

"Of course I do. What kind of question is that?"

He debated just joining Beel on the field to hide his embarrassment when he heard them snicker back.

"Yeah, you're right… Don't mind me."

Oh he minded. He minded a lot that he let his carefully veiled image slip like that. But thinking back to that smile on their face…?

Maybe being a little open wasn't so bad after all...

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