#hope this helps .

[thebusylilbee]

if you're born right next to the Amazon rainforest => you get to automatically see it by virtue of being born next to it.

if you're not born right next to the Amazon rainforest => you don't get to see it until you make the trip there at some point in your life.

that's why distance is, in fact, the primary reason for not having seen something you're not born right next to yet.

it's not an "excuse" bc there's literally no mistake to excuse, it's a simple and obvious explanation that's important to give to a person who assumes every single brazilian must have automatically seen the Amazon rainforest, because some brazilians - like OP - do not in fact live right next to the Amazon rainforest and therefore can, as it turns out, not have seen it yet.

that is the point of the post and that is why distance does very much have something to do with it. yes if OP was only 0.5 France away from the Amazon rainforest instead of 1.5 France away it would still be the same point. that's because the simple concept of distance itself explains their point

and it's a really simple point

which is that not all Brazilians have automatically seen the Amazon rainforest bc it's a big ass country and some people are born 1.5 France away from it.

”How come you’ve never seen the Amazon rainforest if you’re from Brazil?” big country

[lizmitches]

whatever you do don’t think about carla begging betsy to see her own worth and get out of the cycle of self destruction. don’t think about how carla has been swept up in the same cycle her entire life and is only now starting to drag herself out. don’t think about how even though this kid has ruined her chances at happiness and kicked her when she was down she’ll be damned if she sits idly by to watch her become lost to the waves. don’t think about how she refuses to become like the people who sat and watched her drown.

[drspaceman111]

This caused my phone to lag hard, I hope to share this experience.

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[bynineb]

tips and tricks to become popular:

take interest in the lives of others

be humble and admit when you are wrong

be encouraging in your criticism

secrete silk that can be used to manufacture clothing and textiles

eat aphids. you will be looked on fondly for removing this common garden pest

[souporsaladnatural]

being in the supernatural fandom is like being in a school where the lights flicker every day, and whenever they go out for a second half the kids scream bloody murder and the other half roll their eyes, and then the lights come back on and everything's fine. but one day... one day the lights are going to go out. and when they come back. there will be a season 16 announcement

[philtstone]

the thing with almost every "shawn becomes a criminal" au that ive seen is that they always seem to miss the most core canon premise. a shawn spencer who did not become a P.I. isnt a thief or a robber or a hitman. shawn spencer is and always has been a con man, and any subsequent au you write can ONLY be, to a frankly uncanny degree, the plot of "catch me if you can"

[dipperscavern]

guys what if you were jessica’s personal assistant. what if your name was like phoebe or something, but everyone at the office calls you baby. you’re kind, gentle, and sweet, & everyone at the office has one thing in common. they all love baby.

you try not to get involved in the cases, too much of an empath (like mike) to be able to handle the harshness lawyers sometimes have to give clients you just plain feel bad for. you’re always inclined to help out anyone that needs it, and are practically a life saver.

you’re the reprieve in the office people need sometimes. harvey’s stress melting off him when he drops by to pick up files jessica had asked you to get to him, and you smile at him all sweet, handing him exactly what he needed to turn his case around. he asks you your price for saving him & you just tease, telling him to keep giving you that million-dollar smile as you both kiss at each other in a joking manner of departure.

or when mike feels like he’s drowning, mind going a million miles an hour as he stops by your desk. you were the only person kind to him from the start, and sometimes he just needs a reset to keep going. you hand him half the cutie you were eating as he sits in your chair, sighing as you lean against your desk. you tell him to stop thinking, just for a second. thirty seconds or so pass before he jumps out of his seat, finally putting the puzzle pieces together he needed, almost running down the hallway back to his cubicle shouting a “thank you, thank you baby!”

jessica adores you, and even the rudest clients eventually melt under your sweetness. you aren’t really sure where the name baby came from, but you’ll never hate it. knocking on harvey’s door, telling him jessica wants to see him & hearing him say a “thanks, baby.” in that voice of his is never anything you’ll complain about.

[nerdygaymormon]

[shyshitter]

sorry but ur not a true destiel supporter unless you acknowledge that dean and cas are both objectively toxic individuals and have inflicted immeasurable damage upon the other. they are also both little meow meows who have never done anything wrong ever. hellers contain multitudes beyond mortal comprehension

[new-gender-who-dis-xd]

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[bulldog-butch]

do you have any tips for eating pussy !!!!

BOY DO I

i feel like i have to put a corporate disclaimer so i don’t get sued, but obviously not everyone likes getting their pussy ate the same way and it’s good to talk to a partner about what they like and dislike. that being said i often get stellar feedback on my pussy eating (i literally changed my girlfriend’s mind about getting their pussy ate 😈)

first off, forget probably everything you’ve seen in porn. if someone could watch you eating pussy and see your tongue then you’re doing it wrong (unless you’re in the first few minutes and warming up or like taking a tiny breather) otherwise if you’re getting down to business then your face should be drowning in the pussy.

second, forget all the kitschy shit you hear. no one is actually getting off to someone spelling out the alphabet on their clit. finding a consistent rhythm is key and it’s usually something incredibly simple. i opt for up and down because i can go longer with that motion and it tends to get a better reaction than side to side (but i do throw a little of that in there). also when i say up and down i don’t mean like a flicking motion. do not flick the clit with your tongue. you’re rubbing it not flicking it, so keep your tongue flat and just rub it up and down (or side to side whatever you’re going with). the other most important thing i can say is SUCK THEIR CLIT. start soft if you don’t know how sensitive their clit is and then ramp it up if you’re getting positive feedback. save this for a little flare, i wouldn’t usually stay sucking it for more than a few seconds.

okay now that i’ve gone over technique, let’s put it all together. start of slow, really show that you’re giving the pussy all your attention and not just doing it because you feel obligated. lick the whole length, stick your tongue in their vagina, suck on the labia, have fun with it! get to know the pussy you’re about to go to town on! then when you’re ready to get down to business start focusing more on the clit and setting a steady rhythm. maybe start getting a little faster but as soon as you hear “right there” or they start pulling your hair DONT ALTER YOUR PACE. i think a common mistake is people hear that and get excited and start going faster but the whole point is you just had the right tempo and now you’ve changed it. also if your jaw starts hurting (as mine often does) but you don’t want to stop, i would suggest try moving your whole head up and down to give your jaw a break.

last but certainly not least, my personal favorite move is to give the g-spot some attention while you’re down there. use a finger or two (or three if you’re feeling spicy) and do the come hither motion while you’re working on their clit, and i can almost guarantee that you’ll have that person seeing the light

[themilfking]

It's the end of the year and I need to make some more charitable donations. Could you suggest a few good organizations?

Hey! Its so nice that you're willing and able to do this. I'll recommend some that I have personally used/donated to: Islamic Relief: I donate to their efforts every year. They're raising for Palestine, Yemen, Philippines, Afghanistan and so much more. I like their level of transparency, especially around the operational issues in getting aid to places like Palestine and how they prepare for such scenarios.

E-sims for Gaza: Israel has cutoff all internet, cellular, and landline services in Gaza. This has made communication in/out of Gaza extremely difficult and so Mirna El-Helbawi decided to set up this amazing program to get e-sims in the hands of journalists and people so they can maintain comms with the outside world. I have personally sent numerous e-sims and suggest Simly's app. Its super easy to use and you can have insight into when the e-sim is activated and used. Note: please read the instructions in the link before purchasing/sending the qr code. SAPA: The Sudanese American Physicians Association directly operates hospitals on the ground in Sudan. They offer essential/life saving healthcare services on the ground as well as an amazing hunger relief program. They're also very transparent and have been operating on the ground since the 90s.

Save the Children, Friends of the Congo, and World Food Program are some other great/trusted charities to donate to.

[yadeadbattery]

Fun Fact: In Saw V, Hoffman keeps referring to Strahm as “Special Agent Strahm” in the tapes because he is very Special to him and has a big fat crush on Strahm.

[lina-corsa]

summary of the race:

- everything is broken on every car

- red bull needs to be liquidated

[comicaurora]

Is there any origin for your claims of being a quote "shining golden god" or do you just like how it sounds?

I am a shining golden god whenever the muses bless me with dope ideas and the universe becomes a glorious clockwork infinity perfectly falling into place and a talentless hack whenever it wears off five minutes later

[bonecarversbestie]

When reading flying scenes in acotar I always wondered…what do the bat boys do with their hands if not carrying someone? Do they keep them at their sides? Do they let them dangle? I’ve offered my suggestions below.