#hoozuki suigetsu

[evilkitten3]

most important things in the naruto world, in no order

ninja info cards

sasuke

izuna's communal eyeballs

milf mad scientists

sand!

sasuke again

divorce

the full moon

the crescent moon

lying

suigetsu swimming around in a puddle

that time sakura and hinata held hands for no reason

naruto's penis and/or lack thereof

sasuke one more time for good measure

porn

getting trapped in a cave

gai-sensei

[konowhoregakure]

[hellbubu]

💙🤍💙🤍Merman! Suigetsu 💙🤍💙🤍

Suigetsu: I'm the one who saved you from drowning 💙

Sasuke: I've never drowned?

Suigetsu: You're welcome 💙

[enby-axels]

"suigetsu dislikes sasuke and doesnt get why everyone's obsessed with him" no actually suigetsu's problem is that he thinks too highly of sasuke and is just as obsessed as everyone else

[evilkitten3]

#yall I'm not gonna lie one of my favorite parts of the whole series is before the rest of taka show up#and these 2 are just playing their little homosexual mind games. they're so funny

genuinely one of the greatest scenes in naruto is suigetsu pressing his soaking wet completely naked body against sasuke's ass

only thing that matters ever tbh

one look at sasuke during this whole scene and i know he didnt process a single word

[evilkitten3]

naruto text posts 3/???

[ghostgomery]

🇯🇵🇧🇷

I love them sm

[enby-axels]

every squad should include a himbo (juugo), a mean bisexual (karin), a mean lesbian (sasuke), a she/they (sakura), a he/they (suigetsu), a token straight that's on thin ice (naruto), and an astrology bitch who has everyone's chart memorized (sai)

[hellbubu]

Shippuden! Orochimaru: I love all my children equally! Sasuke *looks at smudged writing on hand* Katrin, Sriracha, and Juice

Kabuto: I don't even claim to like them but at least I know their names

[justsasuke]

Team Taka Matsuri 2024 day 2: Suigetsu.

99% of Suigetu's instagram is trolling Sasuke or shamelessly levering him for likes (in a respectful way, of course). His stories are the most interesting but he rarely updates anything. His vibes are anything water and chaotic.

[lifeafterartsch00l]

✨ Sns rec’s ✨

I read a fabulous post from @longlivefeedback about supporting authors so I thought I’d try and give it a go since I’m constantly looking through the Naruto/Sasuke tag 🙊 I’m going to try and make a new habit and post once a week with my sasunaru/narusasu/sns (and maybe other pairings/fandoms) recs!

Some awesome fics I’ve been enjoying on a03 lately include:

Finger on the detonator by foreverbaby

Twelve Steps by foreverbaby

An anchor in the storm by cecific

don’t act like it’s a bad thing (to fall in love with me) by heartsugu

What counts for anything by kayeeyooblue

Solis occasum by wouldyoukiindly

Konohamaru wanted to rest by anaria_k

Thank you talented authors 😊 I don’t think I’m following any of these authors on tumblr 🤔 but I’ll look for them! 🤗 please tag them in the comments if you know who they are!

Read below for details on fic recommendations ⬇️

Finger on the detonator by foreverbaby

Im so happy i finally found this author! I started with Finger on the detonator but Twelve Steps really spoke to me and my own feelings/experiences with a difficult childhood. And making art! I love how sexy and meta and healing and radical they are. I’m excited to read more from this author ❤️ Multiple chapters.

“Chapters: 2/?

Rating: Explicit

Relationships: Uchiha Sasuke/Uzumaki Naruto

Characters: Shimura Danzou, Hyuuga Neji, Sai (Naruto), Juugo (Naruto)

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Activism, High School, Military Backstory, Politics, Teenage Rebellion, Partners in Crime, Gay Uchiha Sasuke, Crack Treated Seriously, Anarchy, Making Out, lazy US-specific setting...sorry, Wet Dream, Breaking and Entering, Minor Injuries, Closet Sex, Frottage

Summary:

uzumakiswag: this might b kinda weird but like i just got back from my deployment and stuff and i saw u on the kwp direct action discord when i joined that? and i was gonna go to a meetup but idk anybody else there yet sooo do u go to those? wld u want to go together next week? hahaha

taka99: That's a joke right

uzumakiswag: no y is that funnyp

taka99: You’re literally in the US military

It's totally normal to engage in a little gay domestic terrorism just to impress your crush...right?”

Twelve Steps by foreverbaby

“Chapters: 3/3

Rating: Explicit

Relationships: Uchiha Sasuke/Uzumaki Naruto, minor past naruto/sakura and sasuke/suigetsu

Characters: Uzumaki Naruto, Uchiha Sasuke, Hoozuki Suigetsu, Haruno Sakura

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, POV Alternating, Alcoholics Anonymous, Childhood Friends, Childhood Trauma, Addiction, Homophobia, Light Angst, sasuke vapes, criterion channel and chill, Blow Jobs, Shower Sex, Friends to Lovers, naruto's bi awakening, sasuke's issues

Summary: One day at a time, they always said. But for Sasuke every single day was exactly the same: serving the same gruff truckers the same greasy pancakes and eggs, heading to the same gym to do the same workout, going home to stare at the same half-formed Final Draft document, then waking up the next morning to do the same thing all over again. Was that really one day at a time, or was it more like one single hellish stretched-out day that dragged on endlessly and forever? And what exactly was the point of staying clean when that was your reward?

Everybody told Naruto after Sakura called off their engagement that what he needed was a “fresh start.” Naruto’s fresh start had so far consisted of a new city where he knew nobody, a park ranger job that paid him sub-minimum-wage, an empty studio apartment in a part of town not yet gentrified enough to be out of that price range, a lot of lonely Skyping with his friends, and, now, apparently, an A.A. meeting at a Quality Inn.

When Naruto moves away from his hometown after a breakup, he's surprised to see someone he recognizes at his first A.A. meeting in a new city: his childhood best friend, Sasuke Uchiha”

An anchor in the storm by cecific

One shot, contemporary au, poem. POV from Sasuke. I haven’t read any poems before for sns! Lovely, great ending 🥹💗 the author says their English is bad but I truly think no apology is needed because i think their English is great and hell I only speak English and can’t write poetry!

“Chapters: 1/1

Rating: General Audiences

Relationships: Uchiha Sasuke/Uzumaki Naruto

Characters: Uchiha Sasuke, Uzumaki Naruto

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Idiots in Love, Uchiha Sasuke Needs a Hug, Ambiguous/Open Ending, Falling In Love, slow burn but it never actually lights on fire, Sasuke's mother is dead, Sick Character, Soulmates

Summary: Sasuke's on a blind date set up by his father, his date is late so a young bright man keeps him company.. It feels like a fated encounter between the two.

Essentially a poem that tells a story. Also sorry, English is my first language and yet I'm horrid!”

don’t act like it’s a bad thing (to fall in love with me) by heartsugu

One shot. Sweet n spicy, my fave combination! 🍭🔥 I really loved how Naruto was written here & that it’s Sakura positive 😊 I really hope this author writes more sns 🤞😍🤞

“Chapters: 1/1

Rating: Mature

Relationships: Uchiha Sasuke/Uzumaki Naruto, Haruno Sakura & Uchiha Sasuke

Characters: Uzumaki Naruto, Uchiha Sasuke, Haruno Sakura, Dai-nana-han | Team 7 Ensemble (Naruto), Yamanaka Ino, Hatake Kakashi

Additional Tags: POV Uchiha Sasuke, Uchiha Sasuke Returns to Konoha, Blank Period (Naruto), Haruno Sakura is So Done, Background Relationships, Mild Hurt/Comfort, mostly fluff tbh, Bad Humor, Emotional Constipation, Dai-nana-han | Team 7 Shenanigans (Naruto), Mutual Pining, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Haruno Sakura & Uchiha Sasuke are Best Friends, Domestic, Making Out, Love Bites, Resolved Sexual Tension, No beta we die like Neji, Everyone Is Gay, Self-Indulgent, Minor Haruno Sakura/Yamanaka Ino

Summary: He hadn’t meant for it to get this bad, but being back in Konoha had shown him how dull his world was without Naruto.

Being dragged around on dumb errands, or training together, or even just sitting around and watching the sunset had given Sasuke peace of mind he hadn’t ever known. He felt like himself again, and Naruto was the cause.

Naruto was his home.

5,000 words of sns word vomit because this is what makes me happy these days idk”

What counts for anything by kayeeyooblue

I love how in this fic Sasuke gets to try normalcy and be an awkward teen! 😭 ❤️ great dynamic between Sasuke & Naruto (I really enjoyed reading about their developing relationship) & also spicy 🔥

“Chapters: 12/?

Rating: Not Rated

Relationships: Uchiha Sasuke/Uzumaki Naruto

Characters: Uzumaki Naruto, Uchiha Sasuke, Hatake Kakashi, Tsunade (Naruto), Haruno Sakura, Nara Shikamaru, Uchiha Itachi

Additional Tags: Hurt/Comfort, Getting Together, Slow Burn, Coming of Age, Soft Uchiha Sasuke, Sexual exploration, First Kiss, First Time

Summary: months after the 4th war, sasuke and naruto meet again. except now they have time”

Solis occasum by wouldyoukiindly

Reading this was like a fresh breath of air! I loved how the characterisation felt very true. I hope they do more chapters! 💗🙏🏽Canon divergent Boruto-era.

“Chapters: 1/?

Rating: Mature

Relationships: Uchiha Sasuke/Uzumaki Naruto, Haruno Sakura/Hyuuga Hinata

Characters: Uzumaki Naruto, Uchiha Sasuke, Haruno Sakura, Hyuuga Hinata

Additional Tags: Old men naruto and sasuke find out they're gay in their 30s, Hokage Uzumaki Naruto, Co-Parenting, Divorce, more tags when i write more!, Hinata is Naruto's best friend, Sakura is Sasuke's best friend, Domestic Fluff, Naruto has ADHD, sasuke has autism

Summary: After becoming Hokage, Naruto notices that despite it all, he's had no time to hang out with his best friend. He never realized how much he missed Sasuke's attitude, demeanour, and all around being; he hasn't felt this way about anyone before.

It's always been Sasuke, hasn't it?

And maybe that realization will be the very end of him.

(Naruto and sasuke realize they're gay in their 30s and divorce their wives, who in turn, realize they are also gay and everyone is friends and co-parents. yessir.)”

Konohamaru wanted to rest by anaria_k

Cheeky, sexy, & Konohamaru POV! One shot. I love looking at sasunaru fanart and I love it when clever authors make fanfic inspired by it (author links the art which helped inspire the fic). 😋🫶🏽 one shot

“Chapters: 1/1

Rating: Mature

Relationships: Uchiha Sasuke/Uzumaki Naruto

Characters: Sarutobi Konohamaru, Uzumaki Naruto, Uchiha Sasuke

Additional Tags: Comedy, Post-Canon, Post-War, Blank Period (Naruto), Post-Fourth Shinobi War (Naruto), Drabble, Pre-Slash, Semi-Public Sex, Third Wheels, Konohamaru sees something he wasn't intending to see, Hot, Dirty Thoughts, Pre-Relationship, Canon Compliant, Not a Date, Idiots in Love, Boys In Love, everyone can see it, Konohamaru does for sure, Sexual Tension, also Konohamaru might be accidentaly bi

Summary: Konohamaru returns from a mission to the village and, finding himself in a bar, accidentally witnesses a very non-accidental scene. He doesn't like it. Although?…”

🍥+🍅=❤️

[evilkitten3]

the three monkeys of porn.... XD

Happy b-day, Kakashi 🙉🙊🙈

[woofgang69]

Title: Conjugal Visit

Rating: E

Relationship: Hoozuki Suigetsu/Sai

Tags: Blank Period (Naruto), Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Enemies to Lovers, but like only technically, being mean to each other as flirting, Guard/Prisoner dynamic but again like only technically, Blow Jobs, Anal Fingering, Anal Sex, Spit As Lube

Summary:

“Let me out of here, Sai.” Something twisted in Sai’s stomach at the way Suigetsu said his name, but he couldn’t stop himself from laughing at the rest of what he said.

“You know I can’t.” Sai felt a little guilty for saying it, but the terms of Suigetsu’s imprisonment weren’t up to him. He expected Suigetsu to sulk just like he did every other time they talked about it, but his sharp smile stayed in place.

“Maybe you could for the right price.” Suigetsu put an odd emphasis on the word, one that caused that something to twist in Sai’s stomach again. Sai took a step closer to the bars without even thinking about it, like his body understood something that he didn’t.

“You don’t have anything I want.” The words felt like a lie on Sai’s tongue.

“Don’t I?” There was a huskiness to Suigetsu’s voice that hadn’t been there before, one that brought a flush to Sai’s face. Suigetsu hooked his thumbs into the waistband of his pants, framing his crotch with his hands in a way that had to be intentional. Sai’s blush grew even hotter as he finally understood what Suigetsu was getting at.

“I—” Sai cut himself off and swallowed audibly, his mouth suddenly dry.

🔗: https://archiveofourown.org/works/56102611

Written for @nart-rarepair-hellscape ship of the month challenge!

[midnightpink]

stay at home, get some rest

read it here on ao3

When Naruto's best friends/housemates leave for their parent's house at the start of the lockdown he panics. He's not good at being alone. You could even call him 'pretty fucking terrible' at it. That's why he almost feels blessed when his asshole housemate comes out of his room to tell him: "You're loud."

Or: two boys learn how to feel at home together.

by: kintou

Words: 11,908, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandom: Naruto

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: M/M

Characters: Uzumaki Naruto, Uchiha Sasuke, Nara Shikamaru, Inuzuka Kiba, Hoozuki Suigetsu

Relationship: Uchiha Sasuke/Uzumaki Naruto

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - College/University, Alternate Universe - Roommates/Housemates, about feeling at home, a corona lock-down fic, but not really, Fluff, Hurt/Comfort, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Anxiety

[evilkitten3]

decided to read the gay pride sasuke fanfic (called the blessed realm, if anyone was wondering) and it is INCREDIBLE

first off the most famous scene (the "what are they proud of" moment) occurs very early on in the fic when naruto runs into team taka (read: sasuke comes up from behind him while he's reading the newspaper intending to interrogate him about konoha and failing miserably), and long story short sasuke gets a little drunk. only he doesn't know he's drunk bc he doesn't actually fully understand what beer is.

also they watch a mediocre play about two gay men trying to get married without letting their parents know but still having them be involved, and at the end naruto (who has been effectively treating sasuke like a scared rabbit, in that he might disappear at any time for any reason, and has thus been barely interacting with him) wonders if sasuke liked the play and starts going over all the reasons he might not have, only for sasuke to say, completely unprompted, "i wish my parents were still alive," and then they go back to naruto's place (team taka is crashing with him bc they have nowhere else to stay and sasuke didn't want to waste time trying to find a place that would fit their ridiculously high standards so he was just going to leave and naruto offered bc he thinks sasuke might stop existing if he's not careful)

also juugo has been in mini form for like the entire time so naruto is trying to work out why the fuck sasuke's new team has a little kid on it. no one on team taka has thus far thought to explain this to him

i'm seven chapters in and this might be the greatest literary masterpiece of our time

[evilkitten3]

awwww baby

Suigetsu about himself:

Also about Suigetsu:

Ch. 574 and 353