#hookuping

[jobenjoyer]

[badasserywomen]

I love the way Karlach just fans over Jaheira, we all just trying to get her approval and be called 'cub'

[francesderwent]

Taylor Swift really wrote an album with the thesis “a man who tells you he loves you and lives together with you in a committed relationship for six years but never ever proposes is essentially the same as a man who tells you he loves you to get you into bed and then ghosts you a couple weeks later”

[bizarrelittlemew]

Lucius & Pete — from storage room hookup to mateys for life 🥹

[officialsandrasexpics]

[dreadfuldevotee]

idc what the season 3 plot is. I will be imagine loumand having confusing post-divorce sex the entire time

[sp0o0kylights]

I saw a video today that said, “It’s very uncomfortable as an adult when your friend starts to date somebody who sucks, and you’re all looking at each other going ‘Guys, if this is the person who makes them happy…I think collectively as a unit we can agree that we would rather see them sad. So what's the plan?’” 

And immediately went: modern Steddie AU were Steve dates his high school friend Tommy and everyone is tearing their hair out over how awful he’s being treated. 

Ft. the Party, led by Dustin, hounding Eddie “I could get a man in a SECOND, I just CHOOSE not to date” Munson for help

However:

Eddie is mostly thinking the entire thing is a joke (King Steve and Tommy Hagan? Gay? Together?? Nice try Henderson.) until he runs into Robin. She laments that yeah, they’re bi, but more importantly, Tommy is fucking awful and Steve refuses to see it. 

2. Eddie, maybe, kind of, still has a crush on Steve ("Stop laughing Gareth, everyone has--had! Had a crush on him!") and the guy was never THAT bad in high school---but Tommy Hagan definitely was and a little revenge would be fun.

and finally;

3. Instead of going with the kids' well intentioned but very misguided “Let’s get Eddie to Steal Steve” plan, Eddie meets up with the Robin/Nancy/Jonathan/Argyle/Chrissy dream team to figure out how to prove to Steve that Tommy is horrible. 

Bonus: Robin and Nancy come up with a full proof multi step plan that involves Eddie pissing off Tommy in ways that look completely innocent. The hope is that Steve will see how controlling and unreasonable Tommy is, and break it off.

This hurts no one and just highlights to Steve Tommy's behavior.

Of course, Eddie goes off the rails immediately upon meeting Steve.

Instead of following The Plan, he, with the kids permission and help, gets Tommy to get blow up about THEM.

This is far more successful.

Bonus x2: A large amount of shenanigan's with the kids vs Tommy are involved. As is a scene were Steve breaks down and admits he knows Tommy is terrible, but Tommy puts up with him and Steve "knows how he is."

Eddie goes home, prints out a picture of Tommy and throws cheap ren fair daggers at it for at least three solid hours while he tries to think up ways to prove to Steve Harrington that his parents are wrong, hes very lovable actually.

In fact Eddie would very much like a shot at trying it out, thanks!

(It is also, inevitably, successful.)

[rosered-schneeweisschens-sis]

overall, this was cool and I’m glad it exists.

[charlie-rulerofhell]

Pick up the pace, pack up the gear Gimme some face, a souvenir Here come the gays, here comes the fear Now we're having fun

[sab201030]

Crazy but also not surprising that the "I love gay sex but I never leave my house" website polled higher for "I haven't actually had gay sex" like. Just. Go have gay sex. Try it. Maybe you'll like it maybe you won't. Can't be certain till you give it a go. I'm not joking, also. Like get on Grindr go to a bar I know its scary but lots of learning is. If you find out it's not for you, congratulations you have tried something new and learned. If you find out you love it more than anything, congratulations you have tried something new and learned. I sincerely don't get the celibacy meme, too, but I suppose that's just a cultural divide.

[prolibytherium]

Imagining Dennis getting pestered into driving Mac to a motel to meet "Johnny" and cracking myself up

[karokawwo]

stop saying vere is going to be a pest in ais' route when we ALREADY have ais' jealous girlfriend. ocudeus is literally right there. that eldritch octopus has him by the balls telling him what to do. did you forget the only reason ais doesn't eat seafood is bc ocudeus doesn't want him to "we're technically brethren! ais you can't eat them!" that's ocudeus whispering in his ear telling him wjat to do. get out of my sight

[officialsandrasexpics]