#i bet they would also make amazing weed smoking buds

[badasserywomen]

I love the way Karlach just fans over Jaheira, we all just trying to get her approval and be called 'cub'

[yourjughead]

Names

Sweet Pea x Reader 

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Sweet Pea POV

People come into our lives and seek to change them, some do it without meaning to, to make them brighter, lighter, happier. Yn was that for me. When I met her first it was not ideal. I was half wasted, more than a little heartbroken, bleeding and smoking like I would never again on a back porch belonging to someone I’d never met and then she turned the sun back on.

The back door banged open and shut as my girlfriend, my ex girlfriend slammed it. I sent my fist flying into one of the supports of the porch, feeling the skin split like I wish the post would have. A shout left my lungs to be replaced by the warm Summer air, I struck the post again before collapsing to the step and lighting a cigarette. This is where she found me.

The door clicked open and closed behind me but I stayed rooted to the damp decaying wood as her voice spoke down a phone.

“-yes- I know- I’ll see you tomorrow- Yeah I’ll…I gotta go” I fixed my eyes to the weeds on the path and hoped my dark facade would keep her away and she wouldn’t see my almost tears.

“Umm hi, are you okay?” My clothes clearly weren’t dark enough to melt into the night, noted. I only half grunted, again hoping it would keep her back, it didn’t. I felt a warmth next me and I was caught between wanting it to leave or never go from me again.

“hmmm You go to Riverdale High?” I nodded, taking a drag from my cigarette after leaving the ash grow too much.

“Oh, well I don’t so-”

“Is that supposed to fucking mean something to me?! Can you just clear off!” She only laughed a little at my small outburst, I faced further from her like a scolded child even though she hadn’t really done anything to me.

“Well I guess it means, I don’t know you and you don’t know me and I’ll never know you and you won’t know me so you can vent to me and I wont pop up later in life and blackmail you with your emotions because not going to lie, you seem like the type to fear that” she laughed lightly. I was that type. hmmm

“i don’t need to vent I need to be left alone” she then seemed to do as I said but not for long, returning with a first aid kit shortly after. This stranger next to me pried my hand from me while I still hadn’t looked at her fully and began patching up my fist in silence.

“There you go snake boy, that’s the least I could do, you wouldn’t want a hook for a hand because of infection now would you?” she patted the dressing before packing up as if for good and standing.

“You don’t know what the snake means?”

“Umm you’re like super into reptiles?” Her laugh echoed the porch and I almost let mine do the same. She really wasn’t from around here.

“If you’re not from around here why are at this party?”

“Friends dragged me, this Cheryl Blossom is meant to have amazing parties, I’m yet to see that thus far” she stood and I cracked.

“I broke up with my girlfriend tonight” I blame the booze and blood loss.

“Why is she like a die hard bird fan?” she smiled rejoining my side. I couldn’t help but look at her now and I didn’t quite want to look at anything else ever again.

“No more like a die-hard fan of my friends mouth” she sucked air through her teeth before attempting a smile again. Yup, she feels sorry for me, great.

“Did you hit him?” I just pointed to the post she was leaning on in reply then crushed the bud of the cigarette into the damp.

“I’m sorry your girlfriend is a jerk”

“Thanks” I could only scoff, forcing down tears entirely, party trick.

“I can go beat her up if you want?”

“I don’t think you could take her, she’s a Serpent” I laughed lightly.

“Well I’m a (your star sign) so I’m pretty strong myself” she joined my laughter and I laughed louder. I hadn’t in so long.

“No like, she’s in a gang, like…like me"

“Oh well, everyone has their hobbies”

“It’s more like a life bond than a hobby but okay”

“Wow such passion, this post better be quaking in it’s supports” she nudged me slightly and I continued my grin, damn.

“Thanks for patching me up or whatever…you can go back inside now if you want” I didn’t want her to but that wasn’t my decision.

“Nah in there’s not really my scene”

“What is your scene?” I raised an eyebrow and she was grinning wildly.

~

I’m not really the type to just hop into some strangers car but I just felt like I could trust her and I had nothing to lose. There was also the added bonus of her pulling me by the hand laughing through the house where my ex definitely saw. Excellent.

“Are you drunk?”

“No of course not I’d never drink and drive”

“Then why are you driving like you’re drunk” she took one hand off the wheel to hit me into the chest while laughing. We hadn’t shared names, it didn’t seem to go with the never see eachother again theme.

“Are you going to murder me?”

“If you’re in a gang you’ll have no worries”

“A gang can’t save me from your terrible driving” she just rolled her eyes at me and continued to attempt to drive until we were at a she’d by the edge of the road.

“Yeah you’re definitely about to murder me”

“Mmmhmm" she grinned hoping out of the car and beckoning me to follow. I must have a death wish because I followed her deeper into the woods as she lead me by hand until we were waterside on a dock.

“Woah you work fast” I laughed as she began stripping off her clothes till she was in her underwear and she rolled her eyes. I couldn’t really believe what had happened me in the last half an hour but I was entirely delighted with it. She looked simply amazing.

“C'mon”

“Wait what really? Swimming?”

“Yeah, let’s go snake boy” I’m not this kind of person, I’m not this out going but I wanted to be. I wanted to be when I was with her and damn it I was. I gave in, stripping down to my boxers and I felt her eyes cling to me, tracing every single muscle.

“My eyes are up here” i teased and she ripped her eyes from my pecs and then shoved me back before catching my hand to pull me forward again. “ready?” I nodded slowly at her before we took the plunge into the crystal like water. We both bobbed to the top quickly laughing and she still held my hand and stayed close. Fuck. Oh God I hate this water, I wanna stay this close to her but fuck.

“Are you okay? You’re gone like snow white” her laugh was like music but I was totally not okay.

“Yeah it’s just…it’s just”

“Can’t swim?” I could see her trying not to laugh and I have never been so embarrassed, why did I do this, I was frozen to the spot as the water flowed passed me. My toes were just about touching the bottom but it was still too much and I was starting to panic. She carefully guided me back over to the buoyant dock, climbed out and then helped me drag myself out.

“Why did you jump in if you couldn’t swim you could have been hurt!” it’s nice she cares and wasn’t trying to mock me for it.

“You said to”

“If I told you to jump off a cliff would you do that too?”

“Depends, is there water at the bottom of it?” She pushed me back chuckling and then I was suddenly very aware she was half naked. She sauntered to the top of the dock to her clothes and I watched her every single move. Damn.

“Here” she tossed me my clothes and we sadly began to get dressed again.

“You’re crazy”

“I’m crazy? I didn’t just jump into water knowing I couldn’t swim because some stranger told me to”

“Yeah you are crazy, you strip off in front of a stranger and then just go for a swim with them like it’s no big deal”

“You make it sound like I was naked” she laughed, sliding back on her skirt.

“I wish you were” I’m not even mad I left that slip out because then her smile changed to a smirk. She let the skirt fall to the floor again and stepped in closer to me, I was about to button my pants back up but she put her hands on the waistband.

“You wish I was?”

“You bet” my eyes were all over her and she bit her lip as my hands found their way to her waist. This is crazy, this is lunacy but then we kissed and it was like this was always always meant to be, that this was always going to happen, it made sense. You pulled back from me then a little breathlessly and then ran her hands across my abs so teasingly, letting her fingers trace every groove.

“We umm we shouldn’t umm”

“Yeah you’re right” I took her chin in my hand and kissed her again, intoxicating. My phone then decided that was enough and rang out, echoing off the forest. I shot her an apologetic look before answering.

“Fangs? I’m kind- I know we broke up - really? She does?- well I’m not sure I want to - I just stepped out for a bit with a friend- it doesn’t matter which friend- okay - okay - no - get a taxi -no don’t pull that brotherly gang thing on me - fine I’ll be there soon”

“You gotta go?”

“Yeah sorry” I shut off my phone and buttoned back my pants really wishing I didn’t have to.

“Girlfriend wants to get back together huh?”

“Umm yeah but I don’t think I should…what do you think?”

“Hey, I’m just a stranger you kissed after you nearly drowned, it doesn’t matter what I think” she bit her lip and it was easy to tell she wasn’t overly happy about being interrupted of the fact I might restart my relationship. I wasn’t going to but, I don’t know.

“It does matter”

“I think die hard snake fans shouldn’t be friends with die hard bird fans” hmm

We drove back to Cheryl’s in practically silence, letting the music fill the air waves instead.  

“I ugh did have fun tonight, thanks for everything” I said this through her car window outside of Cheryl’s, she was just going to go straight home.

“Yeah it was nice Snake boy”

“The names-”

“Ah, I don’t wanna know” the devilish smirk returned to her face before she gave me a little wave and then drove off. Damn I should have asked for her number, what am I doing?!

~

I didn’t get back together with my girlfriend, how could I after what she did and besides she only wanted me because she saw me leave with that girl. That girl who I spent the next week trying to uncover. It was like she was a ghost, nobody had any idea about her or her friends. Cheryl was no help even with Toni bribing her. I was giving up and ran to the Whyte Wyrm for a drink I so desperately needed. I took it outside so I could also smoke the stress away, it was time to move on.

“So do you do anything besides drink and smoke in porches or?” I turned so quickly I nearly fell over, she was right in front of me, in the flesh.

“Oh my God I can’t believe- how?”

“Well snake boy, your leather jacket gave away the game when I went asking about you, quite the reputation your gang has” oh god, my heart sank she hates it.

“It’s hot” she laughed lightly looking to her shoes with a smile I matched. She walked closer to me and I put down my drink and crushed my cigarette

“I uhh I didn’t get back together with my ex”

“Good”

“Oh and why is that?” The flirty vibes were truly going into overdrive.

“Because otherwise I’d be in a lot of trouble” she wrapped her arms around me and met my lips sweetly. I backed her back until her shoulder blades touched the post of the Whyte Wyrm porch.

“I’m yn by the way" she grinned widely and I matched her once again.

“Sweet Pea”

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