#hoochie daddy

[imanisays]

[abbysthighs]

Look at this hoochie daddy...

[shotmrmiller]

Help, I keep imagining Simon in swim trunks. They’re hunched up on his thighs so he tans as much skin as possible, which accentuates his very impressive dick. Honestly, I’d use the excuse that he needs more sunscreen to touch him and let my hand slip between his waistband.

ok but you're a total and complete stranger and maybe it's the heat that's cooked your brain but regardless, you walk on over and he only looks up at you because you're partly blocking the sun (how is he supposed to be impeccably bronzed when he's got a body shape tan line on his back?)

and you warble out if he needs any sunscreen. it's SPF 100, you offer. he's fully aware that all he needs his 30, anything else is extra but why not. brave little finch took a leap of faith. high risks have high rewards.

the only catch is that you've gotta get the front too. and sit on him while you do it.

[love-me-like-a-reptile]

"You look like a slut."

"Aren't you an observant one."

[maybtomorrow]

oh alright

[fobnsfwdoodlesbackup]

Joe in some hoochie daddy shorts let me see those thighs

Call him Joe thighman

I wonder if I didn’t tag it properly before or if I never posted it, but I happen to have that exact thing on hand

[anthemofgvf]

NOOOOOOOOO I AM SO RUINED

[blackfemmecharacterdependency]

Wootie fine ass not having a Tumblr reputation is one of the biggest reminders that it is indeed not *the gay* website and is simply just a white gayish site, heavy emphasis on white.

https://www.instagram.com/wootiewootie_woo/?hl=en

[salmonellaandcheese]

i’ve seen some of the men’s shorts you call short shorts and you disappoint me. clearly some of you have never had an old man neighbour that mows the lawn in shorts so short one ball falls out if he squats down. raise your standards

[twistedappletree]

Modern hualian is just a tech savvy Hua Cheng constantly impressing Xie Lian by showing him how to use a smart phone