#hoo wee gotta tag everyone

[ageless-soul-au]

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[artist-emerald]

Trollstopia: Rapid Freeze Tag

Poppy: Okay everyone, today we're going to help welcome our newest, and first ever pardody troll resident, Emerald Waters! We'll be playing a classic community game of freeze tag! And Emerald will be the one who's it.

Holly: Oh no, Poppy, what have you done?

Poppy: What do you mean?

Emerald: Queen Poppy, a question before we start. What are the established rules on hair usage for this game of freeze tag?

Poppy: Hair usage is totally allowed!

Emerald: That's all I needed to hear.

Poppy: And game start!

Emerald Waters takes off his hat, and stretches out his massive hair towards all the other Trolls, instantly freezing them in place, with the exception of Holly, Poppy, Branch, and a small handful of other Trolls.

Holly: I tried to warn you, Poppy! He may not be a fast runner, but he makes up for it in hair power. Ain't nobody escapes the Rapids of Gold, y'all!

Poppy: Rapids of Gold?

Holly: On the account of his hair being the appearance of polished gold and the fact he can maneuver it in a rapid manner. Now run!

Emerald: Hoo wee! Looks like we got ourselves a game! Y'all can run, but you certainly can't hide!

Branch: I gotta say Holly, your boyfriend's got some skill. I think this is gonna be the most fun game of freeze tag yet!

Holly: Aw, thanks sugar. Under that cutie-patootie face of his is one tough, game-playin troll!

The other Trolls ran off, many of them trying to hide but to no avail. Emerald spread out his hairs like a pack of snakes on the hunt. It came down to the final three of Holly, Branch, and Poppy. Until Emerald caught Holly by surprise and cornered her.

Emerald: It was a good run Holly, but there ain't nowhere to go now.

Holly: Well I sure did have fun, sweetheart. Now go get em!

Holly giggled in excitement before Emerald planted a small kiss on her cheek, freezing her in place. He then set off to tag the last two survivors.

Branch: Poppy, I don't know how much longer we can keep this up. I'm losing steam.

Poppy: Come on Branch! We can do this! You and me, Team Broppy all the way right!?

Branch couldn't respond, due to him being tagged on the back by Emerald's hair.

Poppy: Branch! Nooooooooo! Gosh this is fun!

Emerald: I'll tell you what Queen Poppy, you really made me work up a sweat. I haven't had this much fun in the longest of times! I reckon you do know how to make a troll feel welcome.

Poppy: That's all I ever wanted. Good game!

And with the last tag, the game was over.