#honky tonk jonk

[teacup-captor]

Well ladies, gentlemen and everyone awesome... Here it is.

Honky Tonky Jonk - Sherlock & Co. Fansonk

A cover of Achy Breaky Heart by Billy Ray Cyrus, instrumental snatched from Sing King

Lyrics by me, image in the video by me lol, credits to @littleoceanbabe for inspiration! Lyrics below the cut:

You can tell the world you never was my Sherl

You can take the business when I'm gone

Or you can tell the fans just what a fool I've been

And laugh and joke about me on the phone

You can tell my brain go back to Ukraine

You can tell my feet to hit the floor

Or you can tell my lips to tell my fingertips

They won't be reaching out for you no more

But don't tonk my Jonk, my honky tonky Jonk

I just don't think he'd understand

And if you tonk my Jonk, my honky tonky Jonk,

He might sing country songs again

You can tell Mariana I moved to Arkansas

You can tell Archie to bite my leg

Or tell your bro Mycroft though we don't see him oft

He never really liked me anyway

Or tell your mate Lestrade, tell her that I'm not hard

Myself already knows I'm not okay

Or you can tell my eyes to watch out for my mind

It might be walking out on me today

But don't tonk my Jonk, my honky tonky Jonk

I just don't think he'd understand

And if you tonk my Jonk, my honky tonky Jonk,

He might sing country songs again

Don't tonk my Jonk, my honky tonky Jonk

I just don't think he'd understand

And if you tonk my Jonk, my honky tonky Jonk,

He might sing country songs again

Don't tonk my Jonk, my honky tonky Jonk

I just don't thonk he'd understonk

And if you tonk my Jonk, my honky tonky Jonk,

He might sing country songs again

[teacup-crafter]

Everyone on Twitter is drawing him as a cowboy. Have this drawing I made ages ago :3

[etherealdumbass13]

Shrimpsona for Sherlock Holmes. Christ what has this fandom led me to

[littleoceanbabe]

I just heard the Honky Tonk Jonk fansong by @teacup-captor and was told I have you to thank for the country John headcanon. So thanks a bunch! :D

ISNT IT A M A Z I N G. BEST SONG EVER MADE. @teacup-captor !!!!!!! also ur welcome i just think he would love the twang and the aesthetic so much

[mann-batt]

Here is a resume for any willing sidekicks!!

[pepperpepperz]

HONKY TONK JONK‼️‼️sherlock&co-wboy au

[ID: a digital drawing of john watson and sherlock holmes as cowboys. john wears a long green coat, black leather chaps, bracers, a bandana around his neck, and a flat brimmed black hat. he holds a lit cigarette loosely in his right hand. sherlock wears a three piece pin-striped black suit without the jacket, and a blue bolo tie. he leans over to whisper something to john, t hand on john's shoulder and left holding his cowboy hat. a gun is visible on his left hip. the background is sky, with some orange underpainting visible beneath. /End ID.]

[bangzchan]

Is it bad that I'm now imagining Honke Jonk along to the melody of Honky Tonk Badonkadonk

i wanna unhear

[teacup-captor]

They're roleplaying in the living room

[teacup-captor]

You know what?? Fuck you! *tonks your Jonk*

[teacup-captor]

Honky tonk Jonk Wonkson

(tags:)

@littleoceanbabe @absolutelynotsucka @studyin-scarlett

[teacup-captor]

Listening to all the Sherlock & Co episodes again, thank you Sherlock please continue to ramble directly into my ears, I don't even have a point to this post I'm just very in love with Sherlock and I love how fast he can talk and how he knows precisely what he's trying to say

[teacup-captor]

I'm so incredibly happy

[teacup-captor]

Funniest thing John Watson has said ever

[teacup-captor]

I found a tweet that is just so Jonk:

If you like it too, could you please draw a picture of an exhausted Jonk and include this tweet as a text post? It would make me very happy.

Pigeonk is tired. Give him a rest. Get a nap momma the kids will be fine I swear