#honeymoon rhinitis

[noses-in-winter]

Gnomes Sneezefucking: The Stage Play (18+)

Heyy so I posted this on my own blog but wanted to keep all my recent fics together on this blog, ANWYAY this is a fic about my OC Princess Solara and Opal, @virarushi's asshole gnome OC who I've granted honeymoon rhinitis. This is very 18+, please don't reblog to non-sneeze blogs!

I just posted the follow-up here!

Good thing the floors are thick, Princess Solara thought as her head bumped the headboard in a light but steady rhythm. Otherwise, the whole house would be able to hear the bed rocking with every thrust of Opal’s pelvis. Hell, maybe they already could hear. Maybe each one of her future in-laws knew exactly when Opal and Solara had wobbled into their room after a night of drinking in the hot tub, and knew exactly when Opal came up behind Solara to undo the straps of her bikini, and knew exactly when he eased her onto the mattress to fuck her til her eyes crossed. 

This effect wasn’t entirely thanks to Opal’s own stamina, of course. Every evening with Opal first required a quick little gummy on her part; A magic-based aphrodisiac that made orgasming right along with him an actual possibility. Solara made sure not to mention this to Opal, ever. That simply wasn’t a conversation she was interested in having when she was getting him hot and bothered. Especially since hot and bothered for Opal was always coupled with-- “Hhd’tchuh!” Opal shuddered in her, turning his nose to tuck against his shoulder. He delivered another thrust into Solara despite knowing, just as she did, that he’d be sneezing again in a moment. This was just how things went when Opal was aroused. She’d never known it any other way, not since that first night in the back of his Mercedes when Solara barely had to get his cock in her mouth before he started sniffling. Opal sneezed right through that blowjob, fingers wound in her hair and urging her head closer to him with every sneeze. She didn’t mind; This just made it all the easier to get him as deep in her throat as she could manage.

“Bless--you--” Solara breathed, eyes rolling upward as he got her in just the correct spot with that sneeze. Hooo, this was her favorite part. This was always her favorite part.

His rhythm was knocked askew for a moment as he sneezed again into his shoulder. Even in the moonlight, Solara could see how his nostrils glistened in the aftermath. She breathed out her blessing again, reaching one hand to wind in Opal’s disheveled hair. Solara pushed herself upward as she lay beneath him, nestling her lips just against his ear. She hummed out her secret name for him, the one she only whipped out when he was nearing the end of a particularly sneezy romp around for them. It always got him hornier than anything to remember the title that would be bestowed upon him the minute they married… 

“Prince Opal.” 

He let out a quavering little moan, temple lolling against hers. Opal kept himself steady with one arm and used the other to cup her tit in hand. Oh, he was close. He only ever held her tit when he was horny beyond belief. All she needed was one or two more--

Opal turned his head away from her slightly, aiming this sneeze to the sheets beside her. She shivered with delight at feeling a fine mist dust across her arm. He rocked into Solara again, chin quivering as another sneeze snuck up on him just after. “Hih! Hdtchuhh! IHHdsheuh!” His hand gave her tit an involuntary, but firm and welcomed squeeze with each sneeze. 

Fuck, she loved the double ones, those two that were religiously attached together in the middle of his horny sneezing fits. Solara didn’t even have it in her to bless him at the moment. Her head fell back onto her pillow, thighs shivering around Opal as he quaked in her again. She came with a high moan, one that even the thick mansion floors may not have fully been able to disguise. Opal sniffled just near her ear, making another shaky little moan wind its way out of Solara just after. 

“Opal…” she exhaled slowly, every inch of her tingling as he gave one more thrust into her, and then another, just before--

“HHHDtsheuh!” he sneezed with vigor before gasping just the moment after. Opal’s forehead fell to Solara’s shoulder, remaining there as he bucked against her, riding out the orgasm at hand. He panted, hand falling away from Solara’s breast so it could support him. A moment later, he eased himself out of her but remained leaning over Solara. She reached down between them, fingers curling around his cock to give it a few finalizing rubs. He gave one pleased little exhale and rolled over on the bed, chest rising and falling with each heavy breath. 

Solara wasted no time in rolling on her side, scooting close to Opal. She nestled her nose against his neck in just the spot she knew he liked, making him shiver with the touch. She didn’t speak yet. There was always one lingering—

“Huhuhh…!” 

There. 

“IhhdTCH!” he sneezed into a curled fist, aiming somewhat away from Solara in his tipsy, post-orgasmic haze. She bit her lip to keep back a giggle as her head bounced on his shoulder. The last thing she wanted was for Opal to think for a moment that she was laughing at him. She knew he could get irritated with his honeymoon rhinitis and didn’t want to tack on any extra annoyances on top of it. 

There we are, Solara thought with a comfortable sigh, closing her eyes as she placed a kiss just at his jawline. “Bless you,” she whispered, trailing one finger along his bicep and forearm. 

Opal took in one dragging sniffle. His eyes closed as he gave his head a shallow shake, leaning into Solara’s nuzzling. He wrapped both arms around her after a moment of collecting himself. His nose nestled in her hair, the bridge crinkling as he continued to sniffle. 

“Thanks,” he breathed, eyes sliding slut behind foggy lenses. Solara’s heart jumped in her throat with delight at his stuffy voice. She tried to play it cool, not wanting to seem over enthused. 

“You’re welcome,” she chose to simply whisper, setting a kiss along his jawline. She snuggled into Opal’s embrace, looping one leg across his thigh. Using two fingers, Solara trailed her hand along Opal’s chest and down his side. Just as she expected, he shuddered and squirmed as she tickled one of his most sensitive spots. Opal valiantly tried to cover up an almost-snort of laughter. 

This almost-snort, apparently, triggered that runny nose that always came after an orgasm for him. Keeping one arm around Solara, Opal used the other to reach for the small pile of handkerchiefs that Solara always set nearby before they had sex. He brought the top handkerchief, one-handedly, down to his nose to sniffle into. After apparently failing to make much of an impact on his nose’s current state, Opal gently nudged Solara to ease her off of his chest. She didn’t question it and sat up, allowing Opal the chance to sit up as well. He swung his legs over the edge of the bed and removed his glasses, setting them on top of the handkerchief pile. He raised the cloth to his nose and blew it, creating a low gurgling sound that made Solara’s heart flutter in her chest. 

Solara lay back down in bed as Opal tended to his nose. She reached to his warm back and began to rub ginger circles into the area just above his tailbone. Opal went through one more handkerchief before he was done, letting out a slow and tired breath. 

“Okay…” he murmured, getting back in bed with Solara. She snuggled up into his arms immediately and closed her eyes, relishing in the ticklish feeling of his goatee brushing her forehead. “Done for the night.” 

“You’re sure?” she teased, trailing a hand down to lightly stroke his cock. It twitched in response, but was still too sensitive to get hard again. “I’d go again if you wanted. Didn’t you have fun?” 

Opal huffed out a half yawn, half chuckle. “Did have fun, but also quite tired of sneezing.” 

Solara fought a happy little squirm. She hummed fondly and gave Opal’s cock a little trace with her index finger. “You wore yourself out…” she cooed. “Prince Opal.” 

He sniffled, eyebrows knitting slightly as he looked to his nose in annoyance. He scrunched it to the side, and that seemed to chase off a tickle for the moment. Opal seemed conflicted for a moment as Solara continued to stroke him. She recognized the thought process in his eyes and knew he was debating whether or not another orgasm was worth a sneezing fit.

As always, the odds were in her favor.

[moderntechbiz]

Treatment for Honeymoon Rhinitis

Honeymoon rhinitis, also known as honeymoon nose, is a condition in which the individual experiences nasal congestion, sneezing, and a runny nose during or after their honeymoon. This condition is often caused by exposure to new allergens in a different environment or due to changes in hormones.

The treatment for honeymoon rhinitis typically involves managing the symptoms with over-the-counter medications, such as antihistamines or decongestants. These medications can help alleviate nasal congestion, sneezing, and runny nose. Nasal saline sprays or rinses can also help reduce symptoms by flushing out irritants and moisturizing the nasal passages.

In some cases, prescription medications may be necessary if over-the-counter remedies do not provide relief. In addition to medication, avoiding exposure to allergens that trigger the symptoms can also help manage the condition. This can include staying indoors during high pollen counts, using air purifiers, and avoiding exposure to cigarette smoke.

[snezfics-n-shit]

I got like

Four different super horny WIPs rn:

Fradrian honeymoon rhinitis

Krisnix toxic contagion (the contagion isn't toxic but also kinda is idk the toxic yaoi lingo)

Phoenix Going Through It after 3-1

And a request fill (hell yeah I missed doing these) for some hayfeverish Miles being doted on by his snzfcker husband

[bigsnzstanacct]

Scenario: Honeymoon Rhinitis + giant!sneeze scenario where the sneezes get bigger the more aroused they are, ergo you have to make them cum before they sneeze the whole place to kingdom come.

[snotratboy]

TW for: NSFW and Medical Kink situations

This post is my most depraved post yet and thus it has to live in my drafts for a certain period of time to ensure that I am in fact sane at the time of posting.

I've been thinking of someone who doesn't have the kink but experiences honeymoon rhinitis and oddly enough, the same symptoms affect them vice versa (by which I mean having their dick touched makes them sneeze and sneezing makes their groin levitate.) This was amusing and suprizing at first, but the social implications of getting a boner every time their nose tickles starts to disrupt their life enough to the point where they start to plan around it. They stay home when the pollen count is high, they start excusing themselves from the room to sneeze in private, etc.

When they come down with a cold, they finally decide to bring their odd condition up with their doctor, embarrassment be damned. They only tell the nurses and receptionists that they're here to see their gp about their cold- they only want to discuss this once and with the right person. They grit their teeth in the waiting room, squeezing their knees together and trying not to sneeze... they're only slightly relieved when they're moved back to the small private clinic room.

The doctor comes in shortly and is very intrigued by what the patient tells them. They promise to treat their issue with the utmost sensitivity, understanding that the problem was severe enough to affect their daily life. Checks out their cold symptoms and gives them a paper gown to change into so they can perform some uncomfortable undercarriage exams before the patient is ultimately scheduled for a more thorough study at a later date. Doctor explains that they can either prescribe suppressants to control their libido, or cold medicine to manage their cold symptoms, but not both, since the medicines interact with each other negatively. The patient leaves with one of the medications in hand, and a wad of tissue in the other.

[slightlyunconventional]

d/abi snzcanons under the cut!! a sort of sequel to my h/awks ones here

again as last time please do tell me your own personal hcs 🫶 i would love to hear

- hawks never has enough free time because of hero work (and when he does he just wants to spend it sleeping, or working overtime) which means his apartment is always crazy dusty and this doesnt mix well with dabis dust allergy!

- hes uber sensitive around where his piercings are. like a crazy amount to the point where if hes putting on a shirt and the neckline brushes past his nose youre guaranteed a few sneezes. twisting/messing with his studs also makes him sneeze so badly its like the piercings are triggering every single nerve ending in his nose .

- dabis buildups are very quiet and you only really hear if the environment is quiet or if youre sat right by him (UNLESS hes inducing with his piercings. then his buildups *start* quiet, but very quickly progress to super desperate & pretty vocal hitches. see above (also. kink!hawks absolutely losing his shit over how desperate he sounds?? yes please))

- his millisecond-before-sneezing face is somewhat akin to a snarl, almost as if hes trying to fight it off while its happening. hot

- cat allergy. i have no thoughts about this with which i can elaborate but take my word for it

- er. dabi honeymoon rhinitis anyone?? he cant HIDE when hes turned on because hes SNEEZING. and this works so well for kink!hawks too bro. i imagine hawks can immediately tell when its That and not just a regular sneeze or allergies or something because dabi tries to be quiet about it like hes almost shy of it??? IM SO NORMAL

- he doesnt sneeze as Much as hawks does when hes got a cold but his cold snzs are a lot lot harsher than normal. and often painful too like they like rip through his throat. ouch!!

- also he snzs in singles usually . like for just regular snz but with allergies its in multiples (or fits depending how bad it is) and colds its usually doubles with the occasional triple

- he stifles till he physically cant (or till it just. stops working). like eventually the tail end of each sneeze escapes and at that point he just gives up

[moderntechbiz]

Honeymoon Rhinitis

Just got back from the honeymoon of my dreams, but now I'm dealing with something I never expected: honeymoon rhinitis. Who would have thought that getting married could give you a stuffy nose? But apparently, it's a thing!

Honeymoon rhinitis is caused by changes in hormone levels and stress that occur during wedding planning and the adjustment to married life. It can also be caused by exposure to new allergens while on your honeymoon.

I never realized how much planning a wedding and adjusting to married life could affect my body. I thought I had escaped the stress once the wedding was over, but it seems like it caught up to me in the form of a stuffy nose and sneezing.

It's not a serious condition and usually it will be resolved without any treatment. But if you're dealing with it too, don't worry! You can try over-the-counter antihistamines or nasal decongestants to alleviate symptoms. And don't forget the importance of managing stress and getting enough rest.

So, to all the newlyweds out there: enjoy your honeymoon, but don't be surprised if you come home with a stuffy nose. It's just part of the package of the big life changes we go through.

[snezfics-n-shit]

Decided to stay up later to write some more on a WIP and what do I get? That scared feeling when I'm going to bed and it's dark because everyone else is asleep 😖😖😖

Seriously started humming a song from VeggieTales (you know the one -- no wait not that one!!) purely on instinct bc it was so darn spoopy

So yeah I'm gonna have to find some other way of writing in privacy because I'm a chicken

[choofeyrac]

Short and sweet allergies -> honeymoon rhinitis + snz kink fic! K//aleidotrope, as ever

They’re cuddled up together on the sofa, Drew’s head on Harrison chest, Harrison’s arms wrapped round him tight, when Drew’s breath suddenly catches. 

“Harrison,” he says, “I’m gonna—“ He tries to move away, but he can only twist slightly before—

“Eht’chuh.”

“Bless you, baby,” Harrison says, stroking his back and directing his head back onto his chest. 

“Ah—ah— ah’tchuh.” He’s trying to keep them contained, but as the next one builds he brings his hand up, pressing his nose into the back of it until:

“Ah! Ah’ischhhuh.”

“Bless you,” Harrison murmurs again, as Drew relaxes back into him. 

“Thanks,” he says, and sniffles. “And sorry,”

“You’re fine,” he tells him fondly, dropping a kiss to the top of his head. 

Drew continues to rub his nose against the back of his hand, a slow back and forth, sniffling occasionally. Harrison eyes the nearest box of tissues. 

“There’s, uh, more coming,” Drew says. 

“There’s a surprise,” Harrison teases. “You want a tissue?”

“A couple, please.”

“Oooh, multiple tissues? Must be quite the tickle.”

“It really— ihh!— is. It really is.”

“Poor Drew.”

“It’ll be ‘poor Harrison’ in a second if you don’t pass me those tissues,” he grouses, and Harrison takes pity on him and stretches out to grab the box. He brings the whole thing closer, then pulls out two. He’d expected Drew to snatch them from him, but he takes them more tentatively, his breath all shallow and hitchy. 

“They’re really teasing you, huh?”

“They’re so tickly,” Drew says, and then yet another sharp intake of breath amounts to nothing. “It was right there.” He complains, and Harrison holds him just a little tighter. He brings his other hand up to rest in his hip, drawing little circles with his thumb just below Drew’s waistband. 

“That’s distracting,” Drew tells him. 

“Thought it might be.”

“I do still have to sneeze, though.”

“Oh, I know,” Harrison says, and smooths that hand down over his thigh before returning to place. 

“Are you… ganging up with my nose to see who can tease me more?”

Harrison giggles.

“Or are you aiming for— for— h— huh—! Ugh, I thought I had it that time. Are you aiming for h— honeymoon r—rhinitis?”

“Is it working?” Harrison asks. 

“N—no,” Drew says, as if the frequency of all good hitches and sniffles hasn’t doubled. 

“You saying I need to try harder?” Harrison asks, and Drew looks up with a grin that absolutely melts him. 

“I’m saying— I’m… I’m— s— saying— saying— hhh’yischhuh! Heh’yischhhuh! Heh— heh—! H’iscchuh, issch’uh, a— aa— aa’tchuuh!”

“Bless you.” Harrison's voice is low. “Do I still need to try harder?”

“Aa’yischhoo!”

“Mm, what’s that?”

“Ha— Ha— Harrison—! Haht’choo!”

“Bless you baby. Got some more for me?” He slips the hand that had been on his back down, touching teasingly under his shirt, trailing across his waistband. 

“For you? Al—always—ih— ih’tiue, ih’tchuu. Hih’tchuu.”

Harrison knows Drew’s sneezes, knows those little ones can go on all afternoon. 

“Hih’tchuh, ii’schuh, ‘tschoo— t’schoo!” 

Harrison takes a moment to decide how he wants the rest of his afternoon to go. But Drew’s nose takes the decision away from him, and the intensity of the sneezes starts to build. 

“ii’tiue. ii’tCHIEW!”

“You good?”

“Hih— hihtchuh. Yeah. Yeah, I’m— ii’tchuh. I’m good. I— I’m— hhh’schuh. You can— you can keep going. Ahh! Ahh’tchoo!”

“Oh bless you, that was a big one.”

“Ahtchoo!”

“Oh, love.”

“Hah’Tchoo!”

“Bless you.”

“ah’Yischuh! Ha’yisschuh! Hah— Ahh— aht’choo!”

“Sweetheart.” 

Drew takes a few tentative sniffs, and then, when he doesn’t sneeze more, some deep breaths. 

“That was unexpected,” he says. 

“You’re telling me.” Harrison passes him a few tissues, and he blows his nose, making a bit of space between himself and Harrison. 

“I was really expecting that to go on much longer. I think I’m good now though?”

“Are you willing to bet a nose kiss on that?”

Drew laughs, and wrinkles his nose in consideration. 

“I actually am.”

He budges up slightly, until the angle won't be too uncomfortable, and Harrison presses his lips to his nose. 

“All good,” he says, and Harrison nuzzles him again, just to be sure. 

“Okay, so, that— maybe there’s one left.” He ducks back down into Harrison’s neck this time. “ii’chishiew!”

“Bless you,” Harrison says, grinning, and kisses Drew's nose when he raises his head again. Drew just smiles. 

“Well, I think that’s one thing you started finished…” 

“Oh?”

“Maybe I was too busy sneezing, but it seemed like someone said something about honeymoon rhinitis?”

“And you definitely sneezed enough for that,” Harrison points out. 

“Hmm, true. But— hey—“ Harrison is brushing his nose over Drew’s again, the soft nuzzling that always ends in— “chi’schiew! Harrison.”

Harrison laughs again. 

“Okay, okay. What was it you wanted to get back to?” He says innocently. 

Drew rolls his eyes, kisses the corner of Harrison’s mouth. Harrison moves to kiss him fully, but he’s not the only one who can tease. Drew kisses his nose, too, and his cheeks, and all across his forehead, right where the soft hair tickles his—

“ii’chischh!” 

“Okay, okay, I get it,” Harrison says, words full of amusement. “Enough teasing.”

“Promise?” Drew asks. 

“Promise.” Harrison says, and this time, they see the kisses through. 

[shellxrls]

Shout out to anon for teaching me about honeymoon rhinitis🙏

when i first learnt about it i thought wow our bodies are so weird and never could i imagine that years later it would become relevant on my smut blog in reference to drew starkey.

[decladam]

what is honeymoon rhinitis?

[feralsneeze]

Shut up this is so heartbreaking but also soooo cute..........I hope this person found a partner that thinks their honeymoon rhinitis is a bonus!!

[noses-in-winter]

I have given SO many OCs honeymoon rhinitis over the years and idk how it JUST hit me that....oh. I can write my fictional faves with this TOO.....the possibilities are endless

[snzluv3r]

my girlfriend has the audacity to feed me RED WINE (knowing all alcohol makes me sneeze but especially red wine) while my hayfever is already god awful and then act all surprised and shy when i’m having multiple rapid sneezing fits an hour…like she wasn’t the one who wanted the wine in the first place

[grison-in-space]

anyway I just learned about honeymoon rhinitis and I'm having the best time distracting myself from the HIDEOUS HEAT DOME under which we are all suffering

I demand honeymoon rhinitis in my fanfictions! This entire phenomenon is made for crack fic!

[trzpiotka]

honeymoon rhinitis is so funny. you get a runny nose when you're horny? lmaooo