#honey heist 2

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Hey, if anyone has copies of any of the (understandably!) deleted/privated CR videos and is awesomely down to share, I’m looking for the following:

Honey Heist 2: Electric Beargaloo

Critical Role and the Club of Misfits

All of UnDeadwood

All of Between the Sheets

Many thanks in advance!

[sweetsweetbumblebee]

ive been catching up on so much d20 now that m crocheting lol

[runamoonshine]

dnd group drama 1 dead multiple injured might not fucking get to dm my campaign at least any time soon

[aq2003]

matt's trinket voice is like 2 degrees off from his jotaro voice and i do not know how to feel about that

[santanasaintmendes]

did you order pasta, miss?

part1! to the cosmic girl records 

!Cosmic Girl Records!

Summary: going to italy for the italian gp and getting pasta spilled all over you by a stranger wasn’t on your bingo card that year 

fc!: random girls on pinterest <3

olliebearman x reader & platonic!grid x reader

a/n: reader own a german shepherd dog called mickey. don’t pay attention to any of the dates, likes etc on the insta and twitter posts i got lazy. also this is my first post in this sort of category? u catch my drift? 😭 i do write but i rather try this out first anyways enjoy and please leave me feedback it’s always appreciated!

disclaimer: there are some sensitive comments and things said that may offend some people, they are just included for humour and feel free to scroll away any time

all photos go to their rightful owners and all of them are found on pinterest!

warnings: swearing, telling people to die (in a joking way), reader and the 2019 rookies have friendly banter where offensive things may be said idk if there’s any other ones but lmk if there is

word count!: 1.6k words i think? 😭😭

liked by landonorris, georgerussell64, alex_albon and 8,121,801 others 

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unfortunatelyy/n: i’ve got 99 problems and going to italy has solved 98 of them 

tagged: bestie1 

 User1: Who’s she?

 User 2: She’s good friends with the 2019 rookies and the rest of the grid bit she’s been besties with Lando forever, she’s a couple of years younger than him though

 user7: she’s studying mechanical engineering though in NYC but she travels a lot to support the 2019 rookies

 Bestie1: um pic credits please 🙄

 unfortunatelyy/n: geez okay bossy 😤

 landonorris: i better get a post when i win in Monza 

 georgerussel64: as if, you’d be lucky to even finish the race with 4 tires still intact

 landonorris: @carmenmundt come and get your child. He’s escaped the psych ward again 

 georgerussel64: you’re just bitter I’ve got more wins than you

 landonorris: blocked, reported and my mom’s calling your mom 

 unfortunatelyy/n: stop fighting in my comments section girls 

 User3: she cooked ya’ll 

 user5: lando and y/n are so cute 

 user6: be so fr rn 

user4: love how she and the 2019 rookies are still so close 

liked by unfortunately/n

 alex_albon: you’ll be cheering for me in Monza right y/n? *sharpening knives 

 unfortunatelyy/n: WOAH 

 lilymhe: i don’t know him 

 alex_albon: HEY 

 unfortunatelyy/n: @lilymhe it’s always been you and me bae 🥰

 alex_albon: stop stealing my girlfriend

 unfortunatelyy/n: no.🫶

liked by lilymhe, carmenmmundt, landonorris, bestie1, alex_albon and 6,795,973 others 

unfortunatelyy/n: shoutout to the 6ft brown haired boy who spilled pasta all over my new red dress, i hate you🖕

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 landonorris: HAHA.

 unfortunatelyy/n: i hope you DNF this weekend 

 georgerussel64: you tell him y/n 

user1: NOT THE RED DRESS 

user2: curse you, brown haired boy 

 olliebearman: sorry for the dress 😔

 user3: OLLIE WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE 

 user4: this was not on my 2024 bingo card. 

 landonorris: don’t be sorry, I would’ve done the same 

 unfortunatelyy/n: i hate you both 🖕🖕

 user9: she's so petty I love her 😍

 user5: ollie being the boy who spilled pasta on y/n is wild 

 User6: fr like what in the multiverse is this 😭

 lilymhe: come to me and i’ll buy you as many dresses as you like 😍

 unfortunatelyy/n: omw honey 🤭

 alex_albon: I- 

 georgerussel64: you just gotta let it happen mate.

iked by landonorris, olliebearman, georgerussel64, alex_albon, oscarpiastri and 9,379,543 others 

unfortunatelyy/n: okay, what are thinking for this weekend, ya’ll?

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 user1: not ollie in the likes

 User2: he’s down bad, maybe the pasta spill wasn’t on accident 

 user3: i mean do u blame him, i would trip over if i saw her too 

 alex_albon: “ya’ll” you’ve been spending way too much time with logan 

 unfortunatelyy/n: god bless america‼️ 🇺🇸🦅🗣️

 Landonorris: TRAITOR, IS THAT AN OSCAR CAP I SEE 🫵

 unfortunatelyy/n: i’ve always been an oscar girlie at heart

 oscarpiastri: as it should be 👍

liked by unfortunatelyy/n

 landonorris: i see how it is. betrayed by my two best friends, the world’s full of fake people isn’t it.

 unfortunatelyy/n: oh please stop being so dramatic, don’t pretend u only use me for my fame

 landonorris: GASP. how could you say such a thing 

 georgerussell64: pretty sure 90% of your followers follow you because of her 

 landonorris: wow. low blow mate. 

 unfortunatelyy/n: where’s the lie tho? 🤔

 landonorris: alexa, play traitor by olivia rodrigo 

user7: here for the love-hate relationship between y/n and the 2019 rookies 

 lewishamilton: roscoe says you should go for mercedes in monza  

 unfortunatelyy/n: Mercedes it is! 

 landonorris: never in my 24 years of living on earth have i ever felt so betrayed. 

 unfortunatelyy/n: roscoe’s wishes are my commands 🤷‍♀️

 georgerussel64: amen sister 🙌🗣️

 unfortunatelyy/n: get out of my comment section Russell

user4: the williams t-shirt goes hard tho 

user5: oh to be y/n *sigh 

 olliebearman: how about ferrari? 

 unfortunatelyy/n: hmm, we’ll see, pasta boy

 user9: THE GASP I GUSP

 user10: not her calling him pasta boy 😭

liked by landonorris, oscarpiastri, lilymhe, carmenmmundt and 5,773,878 others 

unfortunatelyy/n: congratulations, ig 😒

tagged landonorris 

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 landonorris: really? you had to use those photos? 

 unfortunatelyy/n: why? What’s wrong with them? I think you look very macho, especially in the first and third pic. 

 landonorris: i think i just lost a piece of my manhood. 

user6: the three reasons i love y/n: number 1: because she’s hot and sexy, number 2. I wish I was her, number 3. Because of the lando content she gives us 

liked by unfortunatelyy/n 

user4: THE THIRD PIC IM DYING 

user5: always leave it to y/n to humble lando after a win 

liked by unfortunatelyy/n

 user9: GUYS. Y/N WAS WEARING A FERRARI JACKET IN THE PADDOCK TODAY 

 user3: WHAT

 user9: and so it begins. 

 user13: I CALLED IT.

 user17: excusez moi? 

 user32: I SCREAMED. 

 lewishamilton: i told roscoe you wore a ferrari jacket today. let’s just say that he doesn't want to be seeing  you in the foreseeable future

 unfortunatelyy/n: WAIT NOOO

 user12: not lewis exposing her 😭

 unfortunatelyy/n: ROSCOE PLEASE FORGIVE ME 

 lewishamilton: he says you can only make it up with a playdate with mickey 

 unfortunatelyy/n: omw with mickey 🏃‍♀️‍➡️

liked by lewishamilton, landonorris, charles_leclerc, alexandrasaintmleux, olliebearman and 9,736,389 others 

unfortunatelyy/n: my babies 🥰 dog playdate soon anyone?

tagged lewishamilton 

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 charles_leclerc: leo says you have officially been demoted to 2nd favourite aunt 

 unfortunately/n: WAIT NO WHO’S FIRST

 pierregasly: bitch it’s me.

 unfortunatelyy/n: @francisca.cgomes come and get your boyfriend he’s bullying me 

 charles_leclerc: it’s actually @lilymhe

 unfortunatelyy/n: TRAITORS.

 user1: anyone else been here since Mickey was a puppy?

 user2: ikr he’s so big now its making me cry 😭

liked by unfortunatelyy/n

 lewishamilton: @pierregasly @charles_leclerc @unfortunatelyy/n @olliebearman @carlossainz55 dog playdate next week?

 landonorris: can i come too

 unfortunatelyy/n: no dog no invite 

 landonorris: @oscarpiastri can we buy a dog

 oscarpiastri: what. 

 user3: i have a feeling that we should get used to seeing ollie in the likes more often now

 user4: homeboy’s whipped fr 

 user5: if only he had the confidence to ask her out 😔

 user10: GUYS RELAX THEY’RE JUST FRIENDS 

user9: mickey’s the real f1 star fr 

 olliebearman: @unfortunatelyy/n how about instead of a dog playdate, i take you out on a real date? 

 user6: MY BOY’S FINALLY SHOOTING HIS SHOT 

 user7: GO GO GO GO GO 

 unfortunatelyy/n: will there be any pasta involved? 🤨

 olliebearman: no promises 

 unfortunatelyy/n: hmmm. . . text me. 

 landonorris: nO

user8: LETS FREAKING GOOO 

user11: THIS IS NOT A DRILL I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL

user9: my life is complete, i can finally die in peace 

user10: i’m sorry i doubted yall 😔

liked by lilymhe, carmenmmundt, alexandrasaintmleux, iamrebeccad and 6,429,765 others 

unfortunatelyy/n: what do we think guys? and don’t worry, there was no pasta involved 

tagged olliebearman

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user11: phew, no pasta, really dodged a bullet there 👍

 landonorris: WOAH WOAH WOAH HANG ON A MINUTE 

 unfortunatelyy/n: what do you want, mom? 

 landonorris: GASP. Is that grammar I see? what has he done to you 😨

 unfortunatelyy/n: seriously? 

 landonorris: @georgerussel64 and @alex_albon back me up here 

 georgerussell64: unfortunately he’s right, no boyfriends on our watch 

 unfortunatelyy/n: then look away. 

 georgerussell64: @landonorris . . .  she got us there.

 landonorris: @alex_albon?

 alex_albon: lily is forcing me to stay out of it 😔 

 unfortunatelyy/n: HA. EVERYONE LAUGH 🤣

 charles_leclerc: 🤣

 lewishamilton: 🤣

 maxverstappen1: 🤣

 carlossainz55: 🤣

 danielricciardo: 🤣

 landonorris: wow. 

 user5: all the boys being so bitter and not liking the post 😭

 user9: but them still jumping in to bully lando any chance they get 

 olliebearman: did you seriously just ask your 8 million followers what they think about me 😰

 unfortunatelyy/n: it’s actually 9 million but . . .yes 😅

user3: everyone out here wishing they had older brothers just like the grid to be protective over them 😔

liked by unfortunatelyy/n 

liked by olliebearman, lilymhe, bestie1, alexandrasaintmleux, francisca.cgomes and 2,938,282 others 

unfortunatelyy/n: italy you will be missed, where to next?

tagged olliebearman

 olliebearman: pic creds please 🙄

 unfortunatelyy/n: okay okay calm down pal 🥱

 user1: pal 😭 i can’t 

user7: “how to be as beautiful as y/n no borax no glue” 

 user2: IS THAT THE DATE OLLIE TOOK HER ON 

 user3: screaming, crying, throwing up 

 user4: i can’t decide whether i want to be ollie or y/n 

 liked by unfortunatelyy/n 

 bestie1: you’ve forgotten about me already i see. I HATE YOU, YOU’RE THE WORST.

 unfortunatelyy/n: I’M LITERALLY OUT BUYING CHEETOS FOR U GIRL 

user6: HELP THEIR FRIENDSHIP IS HILARIOUS 

liked by unfortunatelyy/n

 landonorris: hmmm, i think i dislike the first pic

 unfortunately/n: so petty geez 🙄

 landonorris: we’re literally the same person 

 unfortunately/n: die ❤️

alexandrasaintmleux: gorgeous 😍 loved seeing you in Monza! 

 unfortunatelyy/n: marry me 🥰

 charles_leclerc: 🤨 

 olliebearman: 🤨

 unfortunatelyy/n: SO JUDGY GEEZ 

 alexandrasaintmleux: they’ll never accept us 😔

 unfortunatelyy/n: killing them is always an option 😌 🔪

 charles_leclerc: that’s murder. 

 unfortunatelyy/n: i’m aware 😒 

user5: HELP SHE’S GONE CRAZY

a/n: thank you for reading if you finished it! have a lovely day xxx

[daggersandarrows]

wait ok here's another question:

[hellbornsworld]

JUNGKOOK FANFIC RECOMMENDATIONS(3)🎧๋࣭ ⭑🫧𖦹₊ ⊹⋆𓂃𓈒

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❥ NIGHT CRAWLERS | drugrunner!jungkook x sugarbaby!reader | College AU | @alphabetboyluvr

❥ THE YOUNG WOLF | jungkook X reader | game of thrones au | @junqkook

❥ All I Want | JK X Reader | Side : Taehyung X Reader | War AU | Series | @ardentlyjae

❥ Taking Over You | yandere!idol!jungkook x fem!reader | Series | @go1denjeon

❥ what the fire gave us | shadow elemental!jungkook x water elemental!(f)reader | Supernatural AU | @gimmethatagustd

❥ rivers over stones | jeon jungkook x reader | @ichorai

❥ Miss. Vagabond | JK X Reader | Online Friends AU | @bubblesuga

❥ Redolence of Love | Blind!florist! Reader x Tattooist! Jungkook | Two shots | @starsinsky1999

❥ Rigor Mortis | Police Officer!Jungkook x Reader | @readyplayerhobi

❥ teacher’s pet? nah, professor!jeon’s pet. | Professor!JK X Bimbo!OC | @adoredcored

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❥ idealizations concerning real life relations | fuckboy!jk x hopeless romantic!oc | One-Shot | @venusiangguk

❥ Little Wolf, Pretty Wolf, Your Wolf | Omega!Jungkook x Alpha!Reader | @readyplayerhobi

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❥ Crybaby | dom!JK X sub!Reader | One-shot | @lavishedinjimin

❥ 'I'm yours" | CEO!possessive!Jungkook x reader | @bethschamberoftales

❥ Commitment | Mafia!JK X Detective!Reader | Series | @eureka-its-zico

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[promptsblog]

Title Prompts

1. I Sold My Life

2. My Title is 'Earl'

3. Chased by a Chicken

4. A Crapload of Turnips

5. My Boyfriend is an Alien

6. We Bought a Gay Bar

7. Worst Group Project Ever

8. Duelling the Gardener's Cat

9. Doppelganger Dilemma

10. A Very Grumpy Baron

11. Stealing Back the Trophy

12. The Xylophone Incident

13. The Great Office Supply Heist

14. Hijacked by a Flashmob

15. My Grandmother is a Vampire Hunter

16. Falling in Love while Feinting a Faint

17. How to Lose a Marquess in Ten Days

18. Winning a Bet I Never Made

19. The Mysterious Missing Muffins

20. You, Me, and the Ghost in the Attic

21. How to Break an Engagement Before Tea

22. The Lady who Faked Amnesia

23. How I Accidentally Became Queen of the Mermaids

24. Operation: Steal my Ex's Dog

25. The Time-Traveling Guinea Pig

26. The Battle for the Last Parking Spot

27. Revenge of the Wedding Crasher

28. We Kidnapped a Dragon

29. The Rake who Stole my Heart (and my Horse)

30. The Minimalism to Prison Pipeline

31. The Summer I Got Stuck in a Video Game

32. How we Ruined the Neighbourhood Barbeque

33. Crashing my Own Birthday Party

34. The Great Ice Cream Truck Turf Wars

35. The Vending Machine Tour of North America

36. Honey, I started a cult

37. The Day My Toaster Tried to Take Over the World

38. The World's Last Magical Doughnut

39. The Theme Park in our Backyard

40. How I Accidentally Summoned an Evil Sock Puppet

41. Gift Exchange Gone Wrong

42. The Lunch Thief Strikes Again

43. That Time I Framed you for your Dad's Murder

[pretty-blkgirl]

MasterList

Please refer to this post before engaging with any of my work <3 Requests are open so please send them through my asks or PMs!

{BANGCHAN}

-ENOUGH-

- LMTCOY -

- CHANNIE DAY -

{LEE KNOW}

- A MONTH LATER -

[When your ex boyfriends break up with you suddenly, you’re left sad and confused. The confusion continues when they call you over to talk]

Part 1  Part 2

- MINHO DAY -

{CHANGBIN}

- CHANGBIN DAY -

- THIN ICE -

{HYUNJIN}

- A PERFECT MORNING -

- JINNIE DAY -

{HAN}

- A MONTH LATER -

[When your ex boyfriends break up with you suddenly, you’re left sad and confused. The confusion continues when they call you over to talk]

Part 1  Part 2

- MISERABLE -

- HANNIE DAY -

{FELIX}

- NEW BEGINNINGS -

- LIXIE DAY -

{SEUNGMIN}

- MINNIE DAY -

- LMHY-

- YLP -

- POSSESSIVE-

{I.N}

- BLACK HOLE -

- INNIE DAY -

{OT8}

- VENGEANCE -

[When your sister is killed by Seoul’s most feared gang of criminals, you take it upon yourself to get revenge]

Part 1    Part 2    Part 3

- MAKE IT OUT ALIVE -

[When you and your best friends decide to explore a haunted house in hopes of discovering a hidden fortune, you quickly start to fear you may not get out of there alive]

Part 1    Part 2    Part 3

- HEIST -

[When you and your boyfriends work together to pull off a robbery]

- MESS IT UP -

- RANDOM BF TEXTS -

- RANDOM BSF TEXTS -

- HONEY, YOUR JEALOUSY IS SHOWING -

• Chan Version • //pt.2//

• Minho Version • //pt.2//

• Changbin Version •

• Hyunjin Version • //pt.2//

• Han Version •

• Felix Version •

• Seungmin Version • //pt.2//

• Jeongin Version •

-TEXTING SKZ A HAPPY (SKZ) ANNIVERSARY-

~ Hyung Line

~ Maknae Line

-TEXTING SOON-TO-BE FATHER SKZ-

• Chan version

• Minho version

• Changbin version

• Hyunjin version

• Han version

• Felix version

• Seungmin version

• I.N version

- SAY YES-

[You get slipped a note from your favorite idol to meet him at his hotel room, but he's not the only one there]

Part 1 Part 2 Part 3

- ARGUING W/ DAD SKZ -

Chan, Minho, Changbin

Hyunjin, Han, Felix

Seungmin, I.N

Apologies (Hyung Line) (Maknae Line)

- GOING FERAL OVER BF SKZ -

Hyung Line

Maknae Line

- MAKEOVER W/ BF SKZ -

- GETTING TICKETS (MAKNAE LINE) -

- COMFORT W/ BSF SKZ -

- I MISSED YOU (HYUNG LINE) -

{AU’S}

- SOUL’S DESIRE (OT8) -

[In a world where one's eyes sparkle when they meet their soulmate, igniting a slight burn on the palm that creates a "soul symbol", rookie idol Y/N is shocked to find out she not only as one soulmate, but eight of them.]

- Masterlist -

[snarp]

Real True Law Stories

This is heavily-paraphrased because 1) it happened a while back, and the conversations were longer and involved a lot more of me going "no! no! augh," and 2) the case was not actually about Ale-8 bottles, but its actual focus was similarly-specific, which would have made it really easy to look up.

Dad: Can you value a collection of old Ale-8 bottles for me, honey?

Me: ...possibly, but I'm not going to. Is this a blasting case again? Did someone's designated used Ale-8 bottle shelf fall over?

Dad: No, they got stolen. He had this shed or big closet or something totally full of collectible Ale-8 bottles, he's got all these insurance photos, he'd had them appraised by the national Ale-8 bottle expert -

Mom: Dear...

Dad: No, he's definitely really upset about these lost Ale-8 bottles! He's traumatized! Do you think I don't deal with liars? ...He thinks his estranged drug-addict relative stole the Ale-8 bottles.

Me: No. That did not happen.

Mom: That's probably not what happened, dear.

Dad: Drug addicts steal stuff all the time, what is this -

Me: Dad, no, this is fucking logistically -

Dad: - don't, I'm telling the story, stop it - "logistically" -

Me: A drug addict would not steal and hock a huge collection of Ale-8 bottles! They're heavy and fragile and that's a ridiculous specialist hobby, logistically it'd be way too -

Mom: The bottles were definitely stolen, dear?

Me: Why wouldn't you just steal, like, the TV? Or the car or whatever?! You don't steal the Ale-8 bottles!

Dad: They were stolen! He was gone! He'd had a fight with this person, he couldn't get back into the house for a while, he came back and the bottles were gone, he was heartbroken!

Me: No! You don't steal the collection of Ale-8 bottles, that's not what you steal!

Dad: No, they knew he really liked these bottles, it was revenge or something? Seriously, he keeps asking me why I can't make the police go and arrest this person and find out where they put the bottles, he's really angry! He misses his bottles.

Mom: *sigh* Okay, dear. So the Ale-8 bottles were stolen and insurance won't cover them.

Dad, to Me: So you're going to try and value the Ale-8 bottle collection for me. It'll be easy.

Me: I am not.

Dad: He has a spreadsheet.

Me: No. - You said he already had it appraised!

Mom: Before the Ale-8 bottle heist...

Dad: He did! I mean. There's this guy who writes Ale-8 bottle valuation books, he lives - somewhere, and the client knows him over, I guess, an Ale-8 bottle club? Ale-8 bottle mailing list? On the internet. - and he came on this road trip to just look at these Ale-8 bottles in the guy's shed or closet! Does that make sense?

Me: If this is an actual collecting hobby that other people engage in, and not a scam - if Ale-8 bottle collecting is something that's real - then yes, that's normal if you've got a valuable collection, I guess? How much did he say all these Ale-8 bottles were worth, is this even a sane case to be taking if he's telling the truth?

Dad: [a very large number]

Mom, who has been quietly thinking about this while we do our manzai routine: Well, there are definitely other Ale-8 bottle collectors, honey. [name] likes them, I think?... That seems awfully high. He had them in a shed? Like a garden shed?

Dad: I've seen the book! He showed me the Ale-8 bottle book! It was a shed or a garage or a side room or something. They weren't outside.

Me: If what you're trying to figure out is whether this guy and the appraiser are for real, I'd just... look around online and make sure there are actually people buying and selling these things, and talking about them to the extent he says there are, I guess?

Mom: If there's a real community and a real buyer base.

Dad: The Ale-8 bottle book had numbers in it, like values.

Me: The numbers don't mean anything if his buddy wrote the book and if they're the only two people who care about Ale-8 bottles!

Dad: You know, you're awfully suspicious of these Ale-8 bottles...

Me: It's a completely ridiculous story. - You're suspicious of them, too! That's why you even asked me to value Ale-8 bottles!

Dad: You're just not a trusting person. You're paranoid. You know, I trust all my clients completely -

*My Ale-8-bottle-related-outrage HP drops too low and I die.*

Mom: No. What she's saying is that their book value -

Dad: Yeah, that's the word, their book value! Like a Kelley Blue Book value for a car, that's what this other guy does, he does the Blue Book for the bottles. So all I have to do is show the insurance company the Kelley Bottle Book, right?

Mom: No.

Dad: It's fine! The insurance company will be completely cooperative. What are they going to complain about, it's right there in the book.

Mom: Does the book reflect the market values of the bottles? The street values? Are these the prices that people pay on eBay or wherever when they're buying the bottles?

Dad: I don't know.

Mom: Are they the prices he paid for them?

Dad: I don't know. Probably.

*I finish my corpse-run and resurrect.*

Me: There's got to be an actual market for there to be market prices. People who buy the things and have opinions about how much they're worth and stuff.

Dad: Can you research that for me, honey? Research the Ale-8 bottle market?

Me: I'm not going to do that. You have [name] in the office, right? You are paying her money to do this stuff for you, correct?

Dad: You never want to help me. Help me research Ale-8 bottles. I don't know why my daughters never help me.

Mom: And then you have to prove all this stuff to the judge and jury. Will they believe that Ale-8 bottles are worth anything?

Me: Please show us how you will emotionally convince the jury that these Ale-8 bottles are worth money. Make it sound like you're really sad about the loss of the valuable Ale-8 bottle collection.

Dad: Nnnno! *laughs* Oh, my god, they're such bullshit! They're these little bottles! And he had zillions of them! He must have some sort of trauma in his past, I'm going to ask [Psychiatrist Who Acts As An Expert Witness In PTSD Cases] to examine him... - Well, this is some southern thing, like the little toy stock cars that guy had. I don't know, maybe a southern jury will buy it?

Me: Say that "a jury of your peers" means "a jury of Ale-8 bottle collectors."

Mom: Yeah, hope you get a collector on the jury or on the bench.

*- several months later -*

Dad: So do you want to hear what happened at court the other day? With my Ale-8 bottle guy?

Me: You're going to tell me about the Ale-8 bottle guy regardless. Did it turn out to be insurance fraud?

Dad: No, actually! - well, I don't know. "A reasonable doubt for a reasonable price!"

Mom: Dear.

Dad: So obviously the insurance guys are like, "this is bullshit! It's bullshit! Ale-8 bottles aren't worth anything, the whole thing is bullshit!" And I'm like, okay, well. And they don't want to go to mediation, and they give us this lowball number to settle, and, obviously, no.

Dad: So we go in front of Judge [X] the other day, and I'm like, *solemn expression* "Judge. My client has had his extremely valuable Ale-8 bottle collection stolen, and his insurance will not pay for it even though he had it personally appraised by The Ale-8 Bottle Man."

Me: Who is his buddy and who may well be artificially inflating the prices of stuff he and his friends have a lot of, sure.

Dad: You don't know that!

Mom: And opposing counsel said…?

Dad: So, [Other Lawyer], he got up there and he was like, "Well, Judge, I mean. Ale-8 bottles, right? They're Ale-8 bottles." And they start - but then the judge goes, "Actually. I wanted to say, I was looking over the documents in this case. And, well, I've got a bit of a collection myself - I've got the - 1492 Foofrall-something Bottle and a mint-condition Bluh-buh-buh Bottle, and" and then he just sits there and lists all these Ale-8 bottles he's got for like, several minutes.

Me: Is this a joke. Did this actually happen.

Dad: It happened! It did happen!

Me: Mom!

Mom: I know, dear. It happened. He is not making this up.

Dad: So I get out of there and I go over and talk to opposing counsel, and just! The looks on their faces! They looked so defeated.

Me: They've got to be really suspicious of you right now.

Mom: "Is this why he took the case? Did he know?"

Dad: No! I had no idea! I was just as flabbergasted as they are, I've never heard him - okay, did you know this terrible fact about Judge [X]? Did you know he was one of them? The Bottlers?

Mom: I did not know this. I knew that he golfed.

Dad: So, long story short, I kind of think that this case is going to settle?

Mom: Unless the bottles are just in his basement, and he posts a picture of them to his Facebook without thinking.

Dad: Huh?

Mom: Like your other guy.

Dad: Those weren't bottles.

[luckthebard]

I often see people talking about wanting popular actual plays to showcase systems other then 5e, so I thought I’d make a handy list of which ttrpgs have been played on a large platform by the Big Two.

Systems other than 5e Critical Role has played games in:

Pathfinder

Honey Heist (3 different games)

Vampire: The Masquerade (2 part special)

Crash Pandas

Monsterhearts 2

Savage Worlds (Deadlands: Reloaded) (oneshot and a 4 part miniseries)

Call of Cthulhu

Mothership/Alien mashup

My Little Pony: Tails of Equestria

Tiny Tina's Wonderlands

A Familiar Problem

Sam’s 8-Bit Homebrew

Candela Obscura (ongoing miniseries)

Legend of Zelda Homebrew

Til the Last Gasp

Systems other than 5e Dimension 20 has played games in:

Good Society/5e mashup

Star Wars 5e

Kids on Bikes

Kids on Brooms

The Mythic System

[gingerlurk]

Lovers' Crest Masterlist | Complete

Din Djarin x f!Reader Rating: Explicit - 18+ MDNI, slow burn, non-canon (the Razor Crest never gets destroyed, it also gets upgraded with a cabin), canon-typical violence, eventual smut/filth, angst & hurt/comfort, post season 3, Reader is a rich runaway, also a badass, has a back story, (hair type and length suitable for a braid mentioned twice), working on updating specifics for each chapter, smut: masturbation, fingering, hand jobs, unprotected piv (be safe), creampies, multiple orgasms, oral sex (m! receiving), oral sex (f!receiving), slow and sloppy, touch of edging, face-sitting, no y/n.

Summary: The Mandalorian is off-kilter. This was an unusual job from the off, but it kept getting stranger.

He thought he would be picking up a spoiled little heiress. How she had ended up in the middle of an unsanctioned and bloody conflict, been taken prisoner, and held at an old empire sprawl, didn’t interest him enough to look into, frankly. But he was at least expecting a supplicant and willing thing that would fall to her knees and be grateful to be getting taken home.

Instead, it’s you.

Chapter 1: The Heiress Chapter 2: The Mechanic Chapter 3: The End Chapter 4: The Estate Chapter 5: The Family* Chapter 6: The Boy Chapter 7: The Doubt Chapter 8: The Heist Chapter 9: The Save Chapter 10: The Confessional Chapter 11: The Question* Chapter 12: The Visit Chapter 13: The Stranger* Chapter 14: The Sight* Chapter 15: Lovers Break Chapter 16: The Bounty Hunter Chapter 17: The Forged Chapter 18: The Assassin Chapter 19: The Bloodied Chapter 20: The Confessional II Chapter 21: The Answer* Epilogue

Bonus Honey*

Binding Part I* Part II Part III*

*Smut

Completed on AO3.

Thanks hearts and kisses.

[haveyouplayedthisttrpg]

300 polls summary

And now our 300th poll is over.

Here is a Summary of these 300 polls results (with some comparaisons to the 200th poll summary):

The 10 Most Known Games :

1 Pathfinder 2e (3,20% Never heard of)

2 Shadowrun (8.30%)

3 Warhammer fantasy roleplaying (10.90%)

4 Thirsty sword lesbian (13.50 %)

5 Apocalypse World (14,50%) NEW

6 Mage The Ascension (14.80%) NEW

7 Blades in the Dark (15%)

8 Monster of the Week ( 15.20%)

9 Lancer (16.30%)

10 Monsterhearts (16.90 %)

10 Werewolf The Apocalypse (16,90%)

Two new game in this top : Apocalypse World and Mage the Ascension. Root RPG is now out of the top 10

The 10 Most Played Games

1 Pathfinder 2e 42%

2 Monster of the Week 36.40 %

3 Chronicles of Darkness 34.70% NEW

4 The Quiet Year 31.70%

Below this line, the played part was not the majority on the poll

5 Shadowrun 30.40%

6 Blades in the Dark 28.60 %

7 Lancer 26,10%

8 Paranoia 25.50% NEW

9 Masks a new generation 25.40%

10 Dread 25% NEW

Three new games in the top Most Played : Chronicles of Darkness, Paranoia and Dread. Which means Laser & Feelings, Fiasco and Honey Heist are out of the top 10.

The 10 Most Voted on Polls

1 Dallas The Television RPG 8013 votes

2 Wanderhome 1187

3 One HONK Before Midnight 1163 NEW

4 Fight Truck 1044

5 Chuubo's Marvelous Wish Granting Engine 1026

6 The Quiet Year 953

7 Dialect 893

8 Mork Borg 890

9 Pathfinder 2e 871

10 Thirsty Sword Lesbians 846

Only one new game on the most voted top : One Honk Before Midnight. This is the power of goose. Lancer is out of the Top 10

Percentage of Games per Decade

2020s: 158 polls (+53), 52.67% ↑

2010s : 75 (+26) polls, 25% ↑

2000s : 26 polls (+9), 8.67% ↑

1990s : 22 polls (+7), 7.33% ↓

1980s : 16 polls (+5), 5.33% ↓

1970s : 3 polls, 1% ↓

Most Known Game from each Decade

1970s : Traveller 29.30% Never Heard of

1980s : Shadowrun 8.30%

1990s : Mage The Ascension 14.80% NEW

2000s : Pathfinder 3.20%

2010s : Apocalypse World 14.50% NEW

2020s : Thirsty Sword Lesbians 13.50%

Some games have been dethroned ! Mage felled Werewolf for the 1990s. Apocalypse World won the 2010s by lighting up Blades in the Dark.

Which country do most games comes from ?

1 USA : 186 polls (+ 72), 62% ↑

2 UK : 29 polls(+11), 9.67 % ↑

3 France : 15 polls (+1), 5 % ↓

4 Australia , Canada (+4 ↑), : 8 polls, 2.67 %

5 Unknown (+3 ↓ ), Japan (+0 ↓) : 7 polls, 2.3%

6 Italy : 6 polls (+1), 2% ↓

7 Sweden : 5 polls (+1), 1.67% ↓

8 Finland (+1 ↓), Spain (+1 ↓) : 4 polls, 1.33%

9 Phillipines, New Zealand (+1 ↑): 3 polls, 1% ↓

10 Brazil (+1 ↑), Denmark (↓), Germany (↓), Scotland (↓) : 2 polls, 0.67%

11 Bandgladesh (+1), Ireland (↓), Malaysia (↓), Mexico (↓), Singapore (+1), Slovenia(↓), South Africa (+1) : 1 poll, 0.33%

We discovered game from 3 new countries : Bandladesh, Singapore and South Africa. A lot of american games for this batch of 100 polls. Please continue submitting games from other countries, and check the unknown ones to see if you know where they're from.

Most Known Game per Country

Australia : Mausritter 34.70% Never Heard of

Bandladesh : Midnight in a Perfect World 95.20% NEW

Brasil : CBR+PNK 54.40% NEW

Canada : Monsterhearts 16.90%

Denmark : Red Rook Revolt : 89.10%

Finland : Lamentations of the Flame Princess 44% NEW

France : In Nomine 60.20%

Germany : The Dark Eye 62.40%

Ireland : The Laundry 66.10%

Italy : Fabula Ultima 43.10%

Japan : Ryuutama 52.30%

Malaysia : Lumen Ryder Core 79.20%

Mexico : Nahual 81%

New Zealand : Monster of the Week 15.20 %

Phillipines : Gubat Banwa 36.80%

Scotland : Apawthecaria 81.40%

Singapore : Hearts of Wulin 63.90% NEW

Slovenia : Ultraviolet Grasslands 59.50%

South Africa : Nihilation 93.90% NEW

Spain : Eyes on the Price 63.90%

Sweden : Mork Borg 32.10%

United Kingdom : Warhammer fantasy 10.90%

USA : Pathfinder 2e 3.20%

Unknown : Brinkwood 69.30%

All the results and the submitted games can be found here

To submit a game, go here

[xombigirl]

All right, so update.

As of right now, almost 7:30 PM on Thursday July 6th, 2023 any and all content containing Brian W. Foster has been either removed or privated on the Critical Role YouTube channel.

This includes:

Honey Heists 1 & 2

Bar Room Blitz

Club of Misfits

All of Undeadwood

All of Talks Machina

All of Between the Sheets

All of Game Ranch and Off the Ranch

Edit: Also his episodes of Narrative Telephone.

Some of these things have already been archived and there are folks working on archiving more as well.

[indie-ttrpg-of-the-week]

Any one page Horror RPGs you’d recommend? I’ve started running honey heist and similar games with flatmates, but we’d love to run a horror one soon

Not too many horror one pagers sadly, and a lot of them are solo/2 player but here's some i could find

this one's by the guy who did honey heist, and its really neat

this one's solo but i've played it and its a blast

no idea about this one but i heard somewhere its good

yeah not a lot of multiplayer one page games nowadays, best of luck if you decide to search for it tho!

[probablyfunrpgideas]

Idea 1: play Honey Heist and then go to Build-a-Bear workshop to make your characters!

Idea 2: play Ponyfinder and then go to toys r us to pick out your characters!

Idea 3: play Lancer and then go to your local model or hobby shop to build and paint your characters!

Idea 4: play Promethean: the Created and then go to medical school to