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[tojisun]

i just know and i feel it in my little heart. bimbo reader collects sonny angels. maybe she’s even made them little outfits and says one is simon and one is her. i feel like she’s the type to sew a little pocket on his tactical clothes so a little part of her is always with him 😭

HONEY OH MY GOD HONEY THIS IS ADORABLE?? THANK U FOR THE VISION BECAUSE SHE ABSOLUTELY DOES!! got a full collection and a mounted shelf for the lil cherubs n all thattt 🥹🫶🏼 god what a cutie

just imagine how excited you were when you first started collecting them and simon’s a little confused but he gives you his card anyway when you tell him you want to order more.

“they all have the same face, sweets,” he says, bending over to get a clearer view of your display case to see the little things. some have full outfits, while some are almost bare except for their hats, but even then – even with their different skin tones and eye colours and costumes – simon can’t shake off the oddity of seeing a singular expression from an intensive collection. “i don’t get it.”

then, his eyes catch onto a unique set. these two don’t have a plastic-style outfits and are, instead, decked out in little sewn clothes. one’s a wearing a pink dress, sparkly and made of laces, while the other one’s in a basic tactical gear – dark jumper, dark pants, a grey vest that’s fashioned to look like a bulletproof vest – and… a balaclava?

huh. that almost looks like-

“it’s us!” you chirp and simon, well, his heart quivers.

“yeah?” he asks, unable to look away at the little things, feeling so choked up at the affection and love that’s slamming against his ribs.

you hum in reply before your hand, slim and bejewelled, juts out to pluck the two of the dolls from the stand. simon straightens up and turns to face you at your beckoning.

“made ‘em ‘cause i missed you,” you mutter, batting your lashes up at him in a shy manner. you snagged your bottom lip between your teeth, nibbling in anxiousness, and simon simply melts.

“oh, lovie,” he croons as he cups your jaw with his palm, his lungs constricting when you instantly nuzzle into his hold. “they’re perfect. y’r perfect.”

he murmurs his thanks when you give him the doll that’s fashioned to look like you, gentle in his touch and reverent as he slides it into the chest pocket of his jacket.

“there she is,” simon murmurs, unaware of how his actions are making you tremble with love. “safe and sound by my heart.”

he chokes in surprise when you throw yourself at him, climbing him with experienced grappling, before cupping his cheeks and pulling him in for a kiss.

well. simon’s not complaining, that’s for sure.

-;

you bring simon-sonny around when you go out with your friends, plopping it beside your cocktail drink or beside your lil cup of ice cream, before asking your friend to snag a picture of you and the cherub to send to simon (who’s currently deployed).

to: simmy <3

us!!!! 💖🩷 <

and simon responds with a picture from his end, just a little selfie, almost blurry, the angle just enough to show simon looking up at the camera and the little sonny that’s perched inside his chest pocket – the one you diy-ed yourself.

from: simmy <3

> us :)

-;

CRYING THIS IS TOO CUTE!!! RAHHHHH nonbc im so sorry i rambled again 😭 i just. i have sm lil figurines (not specifically sonny) and i just love thinking about a s/o who cares sm they indulge u :’>

[chososcamgirl]

so imma have to have a response to whether megumi likes hijabis or not... let me see if i have a chance ....

HE DOES!! 🙂‍↕️ he does not discriminate (only against sjap yn)

[mybedroomceilingsbored]

No, it's not as deep as a well, or as wide as a church door, but it's enough. It'll do the job. Ask for me tomorrow, and you'll find me in a grave. I'm done for in this world, I believe. Maya plague strike both your houses. Goddammit! I can't believe that dog, that rat, that mouse, that cat could scratch me to death! That braggart, punk villain who fights like he learned swordsmanship from a manual! Why the hell did you come in between us? He struck me from under your arm.

whut

...are you ok?

are we, like, killing someone? are we cursing people? are we dead? i'm game for whatever

[courtillyy]

moodboard: bi greyaro aceflux genderfluid buffy summers

[cosmic-muses]

"I like the bee juices and the way we juice 'em."

-Novella's book of Quotes, No. 14

[cyancherub]

i feel like gloves with a little pp on the end of each finger would be a great product.

or mittens with one giant one glued to the top.

idk

DR. DICKFINGERS IS IN THE BUILDING

[blood-and-breath]

[piperslovebot]

moodboard: bisexual nate runck

[saetoru]

Okay okay new question:

Alhaitham, boba date? What does that look like. What is he ordering? 👀 Are you sharing a drink? Is it desperate? Does he pay, do you pay? Do you stay at the cafe? Do you leave to go somewhere else? Details details hehe

OMGGGGG i rly do think he’s someone who enjoys matcha like he tastes the grassiness and he thoroughly enjoys it like a weirdo 💀 he tries mine and he’s like “that’s too sweet” and then he steals like 6 sips in between and im like 😒 jdjsjdjd jk IF MH BABY WANTS A SIP. HE GETS A SIP ‼️ he definitely insists on paying every time and i insist on paying half the time but he beats me to it sobs sniffles cries what a gentleman. and then we grab our drinks and take a lil stroll thru sumeru city as we talk and and drink and everyone just watches me hold my drink to the grand sage while he takes a sip as i pinch his lil cheekies SOBS HES ALL I WANT

[rachalixie]

Can I continue to be your honey..?🥹🫡🙏

-🌻

yes!!! ofc

[tojisun]

ur simon with his nipples pierced reminds me of this ao3 fic i had where simon had a jacobs ladder like i was SWEATING reading it

HONEY ????!?!?/ pls pass the link because what the fuckdk im losing my mind rn, trembling while imagining how it feels oh my god im gonna hurl i want him so bad

...imagine simon slapping the pierced side of his cock on your hole, tellin you how he cant wait to feel the way your warm walls would wrap around the cool press of the barbell-

me rn!!

[chososcamgirl]

THE MARK ZUCKERBEG PICTURE?? JUMPSCARE

DONT TALK ABOUT MY ZUCK LIKE THAT.

[mybedroomceilingsbored]

DID YOU GET MY ASK WITH MY DOODLES??

I DIDDD i love them!!

they're so cool :) thanks for showing me!!

[yoursjaeyun]

I MISSED YOU HEHE HAD TO COME HOP IN YO ASK BOX.

AHHH I MISSED YOU EVEN MOREEEE </3333

[kendyroy]

Logan wearing the TVA jacket his boyfriend gave him.

+ Proof of his boyfriend giving it to him

[cyancherub]

cass it is late where i am and i cannot sleep

i recently got all my fingers tatted and my nails done and for a fleeting moment, i looked at my hands and thought, “these would look so nice wrapped around a dick”

but alas, there is no dick to wrap these fingies around. no penis to hold. no cock to caress. i am kept awake at night at the very thought. it ails me.

WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FINGERS TATTEDD... HONEY THIS IS SO SEXY. i want to know more abt them sm but i know its kinda personal to share tattoo stuff on tumblr so i dont go into specifics on mine. BUT STILL ! !! fingie tats.. pls ur a stone cold fox im so excited for u..HEHEHEE. NO COCK TO CARESS ESUFUSUdsyuf but honestly. i feel u so much on that. sometimes i just lay there and think. id deepthroat the hell out of a dick right now ALDMSADO okay let me stop typing..................WE WILL GET THE DICK WE NEED some day soon. amen