#homosexual thots

[marsbars1714]

Happy ‘two years ago, on this day, I came to the realization that my father’s bloodline would die out because me and my sister, his only bio children, are both trans homosexuals who plan on never having biological kids’ day

[quinn4captain]

ok so i made one of these for the bruins... what do we think

[vhim-e]

Headcanon Saturday:🐺🌔

I thought it would be fun to make a fun weekly headcanon dump of different cookie run characters. For the first week of Headcanon Saturday, we start with our favourite lonely Wolfman.

a list of TW just in case

body horror, mentions of hallucinations, dissociation, suicidal ideations as well as attempts, survivor's guilt

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Werewolf lived as a wanderer after leaving his home village not staying in one place too long due to fears of another figuring out what he is

he has a problem with dissociating and memory loss due to his isolation as well as having periods where he doesn't recall anything for days at a time, similar to when he transforms. While it did get better over time (when he adopted Sorbet Shark) he still struggles with the side effects.

He struggles with survivor's guilt. After accidentally killing his only friend Sugar Cube Cookie. his home village tried to burn him alive thinking it would make their home pure once more. Werewolf survives but only after getting severe burn marks on the right side of his body. he feels guilt not only for killing his only friend who was a brother to him but also wishes he was burned alive for his crimes and didn't escape.

Werewolf when first meeting others is agile and aggressive. while his aggression isn't that bad. he can get defensive and rather rude when talking to others (but that only happens if anyone did interact with him)

He is an expert in herbs and plants, being able to differ what plants are edible or not as well as which one is good for medicine

he's shockingly good with kids at least with kids like Sorbet Shark :)

when he is in his wolf form, his body makes light cracking noises when moving due to his bones changing length, shape etc.

His wolf form has traits that are more similar to the werewolf tropes of 1920s films meaning it is more of a rage monster than anything while it still can recognise some of Werewolf's loved ones, its main objective is to fulfil its animalistic desires. its hunger is never-ending meaning it will attack if it sees fit

before Werewolf's transformation he gets hallucinations of Sugar Cube. constantly reminding him that he should have been burned alive as well as giving ideas on how he can "off himself". ( guess which monster film I got that idea from )however, the hallucination is just a jumbled mess of Werewolf survivor's guilt and the idea he planted in his head of what Sugar Cube would have thought about him If he survived.

He loves any candy or snack that's salty including salted liquorice.

He tends to be cold when first meeting him (an add-on to bullet point 4)

now these headcanons are after he married Almond and stayed in Parfeadia ( when bro wasn't a homeless single father anymore)

He hates coffee with a burning passion and thinks its gross ( to Almond's dismay since he's a coffee addict)

He plays bass really well and did some gigs when he lived in Parfaedia

He's that kind of father figure who looks scary but is a massive sweetheart who genuinely cares. also, the guy to give you a nice cup of tea when needing to vent and gives the best advice.

massive hoarding issues even before he got married.

his love language is quality time, he loves going to bookstores and hearing Almond infodump about a new sci-fi book he wants him to read knowing he will probably never do it.

Makes the best tea no matter his mood.

Works as a bartender at Sparklings bar part-time

After a certain point in their relationship, Werewolf starts to recognise Almond while in his wolf form and seems to be calmer around him and not like the rage monster it was before but Werewolf can't pinpoint why it happened

That's all see you guys next week I am going to make Almond Cookie next

[makesomethingawfuleveryday]

[feralbnuuy]

you know those straight guys who say they're lesbians? that's me

[skywomb]

finished reading the secret history today instead of studying for finals or working on my final projects 🫡

[jovoy]

ghosted me 🫡

i just made a friend in a five below! you know how they have sanrio little blind boxes of stuff there. well i was in line and this girl was behind me and she said to me do you like sanrio and i was like yes! and she said ‘i actually already have two of these figures already so if i get a repeat you can have mine’ and i was like :O and then i said ok if i get one and i dont like the character you can have mine too!! and so we went outside and opened ours and then she gave me her badtz maru figure. and then we traded numbers and said we wanted to hang out and stuff and we live really close. she was really cool and had a septum ring. slay five below interaction

[jade-len]

wait was it you that made a cishet guy read svsss and he kept saying a bunch of gay shit? how's that going

lmao yeah that's me. i lowkey forgot about giving updates lol (and got a bit scared because he was a little too close to finding this account), but he finished it a while back already!

i'll just provide some key thoughts and things here:

he was traumatized by the maigu ridge incident and had to skim that section. hated lbh for like a day but then began to self project onto him, sooo

kins luo binghe. heavily.

favorite character is shang qinghua. he's a proud moshang shipper

made an ao3 account just to read locked svsss fanfiction (he swore he'd never touch that site)

his favorites are "Pride Is Not The Word Im Looking For" and "Tarnished Gold"

wants to make a fanfic where sqq adopts sha hualing after the invasion, teaches her morals, and becomes a girl dad ??? "gay son (lbh) or thot daughter (shl)?" "both."

dream place is at bai zhan peak. he has a bai zhan gym routine. i will not elaborate.

"hates" svsss and me for tricking him into reading it but we all know he loves it (and me)

"WHY IS BINGQIU FUCKING EVERY OTHER CHAPTER" -him reading the extras

says he'll strangle me if he ever finds out what my account is and the site/app i've been using to showcase his torment.

overall he really likes and enjoys it. he's like, the only irl person i can actively talk to about sv and will reciprocate the convo. svsss actually made us way closer and better friends! so thanks mxtx for creating bonding material!

⬆️ him coping abt his love life through bingmei

edit: btw sorry to some of you guys who were expecting us to get into a homosexual relationship lmfao (im a third wheel to his very straight feelings for a woman)

[someoneboredwrites]

Gay gay, homosexual Gay Monkey Thots again

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It has been several months since Wukong kidnapped you. You had to admit, being his husband, consort wife wasn’t so bad. He and the servants doted on you, the wedding was extravagant, and you wore some of the finest clothes the monkeys of Flower Fruit had in their possession.

You were still angry about being turned into a monkey, however. And it was that VERY valid reason you were currently ignoring Wukong again. No matter how he prodded, or spoke to you in his little sing song voice, no matter how he nearly made your face break into a smile. You ignored him. If you were going to be married to such a powerful king, you were going to take advantage of it.

“Is there anything I can do that will make you feel better?” Wukong pleaded with you. He finally broke and began attempting to change the subject. Good, you had been planning this. You could get at least something out of this, and you’d get some space.

If you were honest? You did care for Wukong, at least a little bit. But he was an asshole, and you were touched out.

“Pearls.” You blurted out. They were the first thing to come to mind regarding your situation. And clearly Wukong didn’t expect this. Last time he asked that question he was told to put his staff somewhere unpleasant.

“What?” Wukong blinked at you. You- you couldn’t let him control this, you had to capitalize-!

“I want pearls. Black ones. But you have to find them, on your own. No buying or stealing or anything. I want enough for a- a set of jewelry!” It all rushed out so quickly, you could barely stop yourself. But…

Yes, this would do nicely. With how rare black pearls had to be, not even Wukong could find so many so quickly. You could have room to breathe. Escape had already proven impossible. You couldn’t outrun Wukong, and there was nowhere he couldn’t find you. That and his eyes got all big and wet when he was sad, curse your weak spine.

“Oh, I see! This is a test!” Wukong immediately assumed.

“No, what-” Wukong cut you off by grabbing your hand and kissing it, and then you.

“Don’t you worry, my queen, I’ll find you enough pearls to decorate a palace with!”

And just like that, Wukong was off. Running into the sea in search of those blessedly rare pearls.

[ggots]

Met a guy one day in college who thought I was his friend and asked me to hang out and I didn’t realize I thot he was just being friendly and then he found out I wasn’t his friend so he got really quiet out of nowhere and then explained the (awful) reality of the situation and then we hung out for another half hour barely looking at each other and then (without discussing it beforehand at all) had the most embarrassing sex ever had by two homosexuals and then I went back to my dorm and had to convince my roommate (who I had never talked to before despite living together for three months) to not take 4 tabs of acid at once for his first time doing drugs and I was standing there with cum literally dripping out of my ass as his friends hotboxed the bathroom (without offering me any) and then one of them asked me if I knew him and I did because we had fucked two weeks beforehand but I said no because I had forgotten his name and wanted to let him tell me and he introduced himself by his scruff profile name and then loudly asked me if I wanted to have sex and also that he was also on 4 tabs of acid and so I said yes but really just helped him find a pillow to hug really aggressively (like with teeth and shit) which made me glad I had only said yes for duplicitous reasons and not for real reasons. Anyway that was the day Trump got elected.

[dykealloy]

so I want to start but saying I am deeply and fundamentally OBSESSED with every single one of your one piece edits, they are fucking GOD TIER to me!! But specifically ur fem!law lesbian ikkaku edit, I saw the edit before I saw the scene and I thot u added in the little sparkles by ikkaku but I just watched the scene and she is straight up sparkling at seeing fem!law????? Like hooollly shit I know it’s in the background but wow??!!???! Based one piece for LESBIAN IKKAKU

no editing required that woman is a homosexual. that submarine getting hit with the forced feminization beam will always be her roman empire

[yourbonesarenowmycoat]

[Image description: An "every squad got the..." character bingo meme filled out using Dialtown characters. The assignments are as follows:

Tax evader: Gingi/Protagonist; Cottagecore lesbian: Karen Dunn; Himbo: Theoroar Rustlebelt; Communist: The museum curator; Catboy: Tango/Terrence; Manic pixie dream girl: The giraffe;

Homophobic homosexual: Subway mugger; Male thot enemy of state: Oliver Swift; He's just trying his best: Ticket Jerry; Furrycon attendee: Bigfoot; Big titty DILF: Mr. Dickens; Dumbass bisexual: Randy Jade;

Hot topic employee: The dead raccoon; Poggers: Little Billy; Gay wine aunt: Mayor Mingus Crown; Soundcloud rapper: Craig; Avid "Sofia the First "watcher: Madam Mediocre; The normal one: The narrator. End ID.]

i am open to constructive criticism but willing to defend my choices

[theoburrsvirginitybalcony]

Lego Dad, friged mom, homophobic homosexual stepmom, thot halfbrother, autistic sister, ableist disabled brother, Daeron, creepy unclehusband, gay ex-husband, dead baby daddy, bastardphobic bastard son, plot device sons, missing stepdaughter, or morally questionable sidechick

[chelemlem]

what was your gay awakening :]

haha i feel like i've always known i like women? my earliest mem of identifiably homosexual thots was watching ultra maniac (2003) as a kid and thinking ayu was so pretty and cool and how i could definitely be a better bf than her fuckass "nice guy" crush who THREW AWAY THE COOKIES some girls in their class made him without even having any </3

irl it was probably when i was about 11 and an upperclassman was showing me how to do simple cat's cradle figures. she pulled the string up by her teeth to make the eiffel tower from the teacup and i was like oh okay

[sasukesun]

What do you think went through Naruto's head when he saw Sasuke for the first time in three years in that cliff wearing that open shirt, like a thot enemy of the state? I mean, other than insurmountable amount of grief, longing, overall devastation, regret and tension. From a homosexual to another homosexual. I need to know.