#homie you have no idea lmaoooo

[fangirlofallthefanthings]

They live on Mount Olympus! Which is a real place, but also not.

There’s the actual physical mountain:

And the home of the gods in the clouds (that is also called Mount Olympus)

[Insert the first thing that pops into your head when imagining a super upper class Ancient Greek neighborhood in a big city. That’s basically what it is]

Please do keep us updated on your Greek Myth discovery journey! And never be afraid to ask questions! We’re happy to help! :D

And yes, Zeus “vored his wife” as you say. There was a prophecy that Zeus’s first wife, a daughter of Oceanos (the og Titan god of the sea) named Metis, would give birth to a daughter wiser than her mother (“Metis” literally means “wisdom” btw) and a son more powerful that his father.

So fresh off the trauma of the Titanomachy (the war between the gods and the tians), and him chopping up his own father Kronos into a thousand little pieces and tossing the chunks into the deepest pit of Tartarus… Zeus wasn’t too keen on having kids you might say.

Unfortunately he received this crucial info after he and Metis got down and dirty. So Zeus came up with a full proof plan. He would have Metis turn into water and drink her up (or trick her into turning into a fly so he could swallow her) so she would be safely in his stomach! No risk of messing about, no kids.

Problem solved, right? Well…

He succeeded in tricking Metis into transforming, and consumed her. But what he didn’t realize was that she was already pregnant…

A while later, Zeus gets a headache. Like- a really bad headache. Imagine the worst migraine you’ve ever had in your life, multiply that by 100, and have it last for a few days. That kind of headache.

It’s so bad that Zeus begs for someone to crack open his skull just to release the pressure. So Prometheus (the Titan god of foresight; dw he was a chill Titan) or Hephaestus (hey! you know this one! :D) depending on who’s telling it, obliges and TAKES AN AXE TO ZEUS’S FOREHEAD!

And out pops a grown woman wearing a full set of armor, complete with a helmet and spear, letting out a war cry so loud and terrifying it makes all of Olympus tremble.

Say hello to Athena! The goddess of wisdom, strategy, and hand crafts! She’s one of my favorites :D

this website’s easy watch. *dangles a bunch of greek gods like keys*

[loptrcoptr]

Went on a trail ride with another girl I haven’t ridden with in a while l and said “hey let’s try this trail!” and then I nearly got us stuck in a fucking swamp

I literally said “haha, come on Bertie (my horse) it’s not like it’s quicksand” and then boom! it kind of WAS though and my pony is fat but she is small, so she got stuck up to her knees a few times but oh my god, poor Buster is a normal sized thick ol halter hog quarter horse boy and he almost went down. he sunk in on the left side up to his stifle. that’s like his hip man that’s like. Almost the butt. that was high-as-a-horse’s-hips mud. That was horse-thigh-gap-height mud. Oh my god.

This obviously scared the horse so then he scrambled out as best he could and he took his mom into a bank full of many sharp little trees and she almost came off and then had to get down and back him back into the mud to get him out and around the trees again

Was my horse as affected? No. Was I hit so hard in the face by tree branches that I bit my lip? No, but her horse reenacted the neverending fucking story for a minute there and she got pistol whipped by branches and I felt so bad 😭 in fairness, she never objected to exploring. not in fairness, it was absolutely my dumbass idea

This is why no one wants to ride with us, even when I try to have a chill walk-only lazy little trail ride I still manage to get us into some kind of chaos, because my riding style can only be described as Quaintly Unhinged™️

As pet tax, here’s my pony and her stupid stray dog she adopted, brave survivors of the sticky icky swamp

[a-god-in-ruins-rises]

22, 24, 31

oh god this one is a little long.

22: Pet peeves?

oh i have this one very specific pet peeve. when someone wrongly insists i did or didn't do something. this will send me into a rage so quickly. i'm a very honest person. if i fuck something up, i'll own up to it. but i fucking hate when someone accuses me of fucking something up even when i insist i didn't. it's really hard to explain how much this enrages me.

i place a very high value on my word. and so if someone wrongly accuses me doing/not doing something and i correct them but then they continue to insist that i did/didn't do it, despite my correction, then i guess it feels like they're calling my word into question. and my word is something that is so central to my identity. it triggers me like nothing.

i actually don't really get angry that easily. but this shit will make me get real violent real fast. pretty much every time (the very few times) in my life when i've been violently aggressive it was because i was provoked by the above kind of behavior.

like for example; this actually involves that one mattress store. the owner would pay us under the table. she'd put the money in envelopes. one day the money went missing. it was just me, this other guy, and the owner in the building at the time. i know for a fact i didn't touch the money. but the other guy insisted it wasn't him so it must have been me. i told him nah it wasn't me. and he was like "well it definitely wasn't me. and no one else has been here. so it was you." and we had a few more back-and-forths like that and i could just feel myself slowly getting angrier and angrier -- every time he accused me. and after like the third or fourth time? i snapped and i started choking him out right there. it felt like i got possessed. lmao. the dumb bitch owner tried to get me to stop and she threatened to call the cops on me and so i let him go. needless to say we both left and we never got to the bottom of the disappeared money but he obviously was the one who took the money.

to be clear, there were two envelopes. one for me and one for him. so he stole from me. that probably added to why i was so quick to anger. but in the moment, i was more pissed off about him accusing me of stealing than him actually stealing from me. he never came back to work. probably for the best because i'd have most likely ended up in jail if i saw him again.

24: Favorite constellation?

lol gotta be either the big dipper or orion. big dipper because it's like the first constellation i ever noticed and it's just so visible and it's big like me. but orion is also pretty great. also very visible and also just has so much going on. also like me.

31: Do you get scared easily?

lmaoooo. idk. this is kinda complicated. because i watch scary movies and i don't get afraid and i walk alone at night in bad parts of town and i'm not afraid and i've even ridden with my boys to what i thought was almost certain death and i wasn't afraid.

but at the same time? i think i have agoraphobia and probably some issues with paranoia. idk. like yeah i can ride to certain death with my homies but sometimes just being out in public alone with lots of people around can send me into a panic. i just get weird ideas/feelings/experiences sometimes. they tap into something primal. it's really hard to explain tbh. so i don't know how to answer this. i don't get scared by a lot of the shit that normally scares people but i do get pretty fucked up by seemingly innocuous shit. sometimes all it takes is a weird glance from someone and i'll think some bad shit is about to happen to me. like supernatural shit.

i guess that's maybe it. when i'm riding with my homies or walking down a bad street, i'm in control. i know i can handle myself. whatever threats that come my way are probably going to be physical.

but sometimes....i feel some less-physical shit coming my way and that fucks me up because i can't rely on my strength/size.

[soberfructosecornsyrup]

X-Files, Season 3, Episode 10: 731

I didn't mean to, but I am starting this episode at 7:31 Central lol.

Hold the fuck up, they just got a barracks of aliens? And NO ONE IS SAYING ANYTHING ABOUT THIS? Like, think about how difficult it is to have a secret on this level with this many people involved.

And who is this molting man? You know what' it's early I should just wait.

And they aired out the aliens in scrubs, fuck. That's America for ya, just shoot everything and let God sort 'em out.

Scully, you can't pull your piece out on Black Deep Throat, he was smooth with it, disarmed her with ease.

Red over here trying to flirt with Scully, and fumbling badly lmaooo

Oh dang, they're lepers.

And they left an alien. mass grave open? This is so unserious lol

I'm not a suit guy, but beating a dude's ass in a suit is pretty bad ass, and if I can get a little gay, hot.

Lmaoooo homie thought his phone was a bomb going off. The acting by him and David Duchovny was great. That's good comedy.

Scully thinks all them alien looking dudes weren't aliens? She needs to believe. Sometimes one can be too smart for their own good.

Homie stomped Mulder silly lmaoooo.

Then catches a round for his troubles, brought to you by Black Deep Throat.

Poor alien/human hybrid had no idea what was going on, did it?

That smoking bastard...smh

Incredible episode. love the overall conspiracy that's going on. While monster of the week episodes are good, but I wouldn't mind if they just stuck to the conspiracy episodes.

Rating: 🛸🛸🛸🛸🛸/🛸🛸🛸🛸🛸

[sugawarassoulmate]

HI PEACH!!! I was wondering about this idea for a while about Bully!Osamu. (You don’t have to write it if you don’t want to!!!)

Anyways, I remember you posting that you read the smut manga Fire in his fingertips, what would happen if Osamu found Reader reading that? Would he angry or interested that she is even reading that? Maybe she even makes the comparison between the two? And possibly adding some spice to it🍑?

Also can I be 🐚 anon? If that is okay with you.

wait SPEAKING of fire in his fingertips, i realized the other day that the male MC's name is souma which has the same letters as osamu lmaoooo

but i feel that samu is too Dumb to realize the comparison between him and souma lol like it probably wouldn't even click in his head. i feel like he'd be too preoccupied with teasing you about the "dirty shit" you're reading

"ya actually like this kind of shit?" he asks, holding the book over your head so you can't reach. he'd tease you for being a "fuckin' pervert" completely ignoring the fact that homie LITERALLY jerks it to you every other day 😩

he's so mean, he'd probably make you kiss him to stop him from showing everyone the smut you're reading. and even then he'd probably bring it up in conversation sksksk

you're talking to suna and samu's like "why don't ya tell him what you've been readin', huh?"

samu's also definitely the type to play with you while you're actually reading too. he catches you with the book again and just tugs your pants down to bury his head between your legs.

when you start whining, he'll bite at your thighs, scolding you to "keep readin'" and if you're really good and can finish the volume, maybe he'll make you cum on his tongue 🥺

[steve0discusses]

S5 Ep 42 Pt 1: It’s All In Your Head

Every week with long covid is like a new batch of symptoms. Last month’s symptom, among other things, was “words no work no good,” and so we just uh...didn’t do an update. I probably needed to chill and nap anyway. Not that I’m fully better yet, today I did laundry and pulled out a blue shirt that I clearly own and bought with my own money--but I have no memory of it. Zilch.

The brain is amazing, that with this brain fog, I can’t remember my blue t-shirt, but I can remember Yugioh. Weird, right? So anyway, thanks for your patience in this weird time of my life, glad to have a blog to write about anime in that is so chill with our very long breaks.

Also, I finally went through my old caps to toss old pictures so that way I can make new stuff, and guess what I just realized?

Kisara is not a dragon!

Seto’s girlfriend isn’t a dragon! She’s just on top of the dragon, I can’t...I just can’t believe this.

Truly a crime that this season, the final ultimate season of Yugioh, is what I’m doing while on Long Covid fruitloops, so I can miss every damn point that this show fires at me. But, at least, I hope it’s funny to read. It is like every single update where I realize I was wrong about the obvious, and don’t worry, it’s gonna happen again in like 4 seconds. My borked brain.

Anyway, Yugi and Co have walked all the way to the palace. Because we’re still on S4 time and space conventions where Death Valley, the Grand Canyon, and San Fransisco are all next to each other. Like Yami fell in the Nile in a fight that was just outside of the city--but I assumed he got pulled way out there. Either way, it’s a kid’s show, never think about geography.

(read more under the cut)

Yugi can conveniently walk through doors now, and after a quick shoutout to his homie Yami, they phase through.

Including Tristan who is...

Well,

APPARENTLY TRISTAN WAS POSSESSED.

Freakin, my brain is a bunch of salad dressing, lmaoooo even last episode I was like “wow Tristan is drawn kinda evil and I don’t really get why” and it was RIGHT THERE. He’s been possessed probably since Bakura grabbed him by the neck right in front of me. I somehow missed this!

And like, I figure, if I try and wait out long covid it may take a whole other year, so like this is just me now. I started this blog as like a competent analysis (ish), and now I get to the end of S5 giving you just an incoherent rorschach. It’s kind of fitting for this show really, everyone has to end up at least a little bit of a mess. Keeps you humble. Even me. I also have to become the mess.

Anyway, speaking of becoming a babbling incoherent mess, we go back to Bakura, who has fully lost his game in Battle Basement of a 7 vs 1 game.

Only in Yugioh would they make a 7 vs 1 game feel evenly sided.

And as I wonder if I’ve already made that joke four months back and have forgotten, they all watch Bakura do a mad dash to screw them over one last time.

And while they stood there and just allowed Bakura to fumble around with the doom rocks made of human souls, from no where, Aknadin stumbles through the door all day drunk like freakin Kramer.

And no, in the show he did not reveal here that he was Seto’s dad, but he does in like 2 minutes so I didn’t really care about where I put it. The big thing is that Aknadin’s gone full-tilt cray and not even he can fully explain his motive anymore.

That’s when they realize Aknadin’s babysitter, Shada, has been punk’d on the bottom of skull tablet basement. Which like, Imagine the day that Shada’s been having. I guess Aknadin just left him at the base of like 10000 human skulls then, hahaha.

I have checked my notes and I decided that 2000 people died in Kul Elna a few months back but eh I don’t feel like changing this cap. Overall, I have no freakin idea how many people lived in this freakin town and they can’t tell us because 4Kids would never allow it.

Which is when Bakura decided to teleport his bean into another bean because this bean is broke.

Which is when we met this guy, a guy we’ve only met for like 4 seconds of the show so far. Hello there, Original Bakura.

Straight up, he wasn’t on screen long enough for me to over-analyze his accent before he was a small mound of dust on the floor.

Ah the death count! Oh damn it, I write these notes on the caps sometimes, expecting I’ll put an actual number there later but lets be real, I just need to publish this episode, so let me open the Google doc...

7,805,847,572

Yeah that’s how many people have died in this kids show so far. We’re right on track. Thanks Bakura, for another death, but no you have not caught up with Dartz. Although I will hand it to him, Dartz didn’t end up killing himself nearly as many times as Bakura has.

Speaking of dying and being dead on a kid’s show, in enters Shada.

So lets go see what Yugi’s up to hm? The four have decided to separate in this Egyptian palace to each find Yami’s name. Mind you...there’s some flaws with this plan.

The flaw being that none of them have graduated high school or know freakin anything about Egypt, other than they hang out with an Ex patriot Egyptian. (2 ex-patriots if you count Yugi’s Grandfather. Although honestly, are you an ex-pat if you are reborn in a kid’s body on the other side of the world? You are, right? You are). But, whether or not Yami can or can’t read Egyptian in Canonical Yugioh, we know that Yugi apparently super can’t when Yami isn’t in his bean.

And Joey just can’t focus for the life of him, which, damn, relatable. But, he did find a room full of women.

He also went to the only room with like lots of water. Real pissed focused mind here, and no the piss plotline will not be resolved.

Tea, still GOAT.

This castle, man. I love the complete disregard for interiors that this animation team has. Like...what even is the purpose of this weird maze room with masssssive stone tiles, Yugioh? Like...what is this even supposed to be? Why are the tiles so SHINY?

Anyway, lets go back to Shada and hear his excuse for what the hell happened last episode.

Which is when Aknadin decided to just start cursing everyone, which he would have done earlier if he wasn’t constantly in a sick bed this season.

This very well might be a yugioh card effect that turns you into a rainbow filter, but it also looks like a complete mess of artistic directions on the screen.

Which like, after that cutesy filter, lets pull our eyes out.

Which is when Yami makes the biggest logical leap known to man.

That’s right! Yami has figured out that this entire time, this entire arc, he’s been sleeping at this RPG table that Bakura’s built in his mom’s basement Yami’s Puzzle Necklace.

In fact, when Yami wakes up to all of this, wearing his normal ass school clothes, and Bakura sitting across from him in his popped collar duster jacket, Bakura says something on the line of “bout time you woke up.”

the fic shippers must have had a FIELD DAY with one.

Anyway, everything is a lie, Bakura is controlling people like puzzle pieces, which not only explains why Aknadin’s motives went a 180, but can lead us to believe that Yami also COULD control everyone else, but just chooses not to. Just like he does in real life.

I think, overall, you just have to go with it. We’re playing D+D, except it’s about your embarrassing past. Like if you made D+D about your middle school experience and you can’t remember your first name.

What a way to die, really. What a weird ass way for Yami to almost die.

Anyway, here’s a link for those new here to read these from the beginning. I have the 2nd part already drafted up, should be up in a few days and not an entire month, haha. Hope your 2023 is looking up!

https://steve0discusses.tumblr.com/tagged/yugioh/chrono

[stinkiesdraws]

How do the clone abilities work

Okay! So warning ahead, thanks to my wonderfully sweet friend @mightycuck I will be uploading all of them here to stop spam. He has sent me a ton of asks and I am pretty sure all the asks I will be answering are his. So this ask right now, the answer: Malcolm Solace is a deviant, which is a human that has magical powers. His cloning is from that. His clones are physical, solid beings. They are pretty much an extension OF him. So no different personalities or fighting him on tasks he gives them to do, because they are him mentally. Because of this, if his a few of his clones are going through stressful situations, he will become overwhelmed and literally remove himself from the whatever is overwhelming him. The clones themselves have a time limit. He can have a single clone for ten hours, two clones for five hours and so on and so on. The more clones he has, the shorter of the time he has with said clone. Not only can he clone himself, he can clone whatever he has on his body, aka clothes, bags, anything he has on his person. Those items will continue to exist even if the clone leaves it behind. The only way for those items to disappear is if it touches the original item. I believe that answers the most of his powers right? Anymore questions feel free to ask if I don't cover them in the rest of this ask.

He has full control over his clones! It's him mentally, so he ain't gonna argue with himself in the aspect of "the reason i don't wanna do it is because I rather be doing x thing" Well now he can just be doing both because the clones also get the same amount of joy he does when he is doing something fun. If his host body feels comfortable, his clones will as well, unless they are in particularly dangerous/uncomfortable/overwhelming situations!

He is VERY reserved, doesn't like talking to people all that much and would rather just sit at home to study or something. He is more open to animals, and sometimes you can see him trying to pet a stray animal.

It would litcherally be this image

Maybe! He definitely likes the idea of group costumes without other people needed. He would really like being the stupid spiderman meme from above :'D

His clones will become the healthy version of him, but his injuries might effect the clones, like if his leg was hurt, they might not be able to walk for as long as they would be normally would if he was healthy. Just because they would be effected by the placebo effect. His host body is hurt, his brain knows he is hurt, so it starts effecting the other clones.

If one homie farts, all of them do!!!!

He actually works three part time jobs. He works at a grocery store, a computer store, and works at the library. He sometimes gets shifts on the same day, but since they aren't normally longer than 5 hours, he can make it work with his power :>

yah, physically go to the store and get some lmaoooo

His hair is his natural color, he's a deviant and their appearance changes once their powers awaken/ or they are born with the powers, so they would naturally have those traits. They are also given this glowing ring in their eyes that activates when their powers are being used. Those are all the questions I have on Malcolm!!! I really appreciate the questions and interest in my ocs!!! It's always so much fun to answer questions I never would have thought about myself. So thank you very much!!! <33

[bellamygateoldblog]

@bombshellsandbluebells​ replied to your post:

“idk what this is about but yeah. Also really hate when fandom calls for  feminism in writing but then demonizes female characters for being  complex, not perfect, or just getting in the way of a ship”

i was being stupid & looking on this The 100/bellarke blog for gifsets, not realising it was one of *those* bellarke blogs, and instead of gifsets, i saw this quite extensive anti-Raven rant masked as a feminist analysis piece. Basically they were just insulting Raven the whole time, and not actually saying anything about the writing of females & their friendships. And they threw in two misplaced sentences about interacting because of ᵐᴱⁿ & Octavia and Harper (though, weirdly, the point they chose for Harper was about the actress supposedly saying she “looked up to Clarke” and how they never got to see it in canon). Then there was a section of them not understanding what time jumps are and talking about how the friendship between Echo, Emori and Raven just isn’t believable because they never saw it happen. (Funny how i never see that said about Clarke & Madi’s relationship tho.) Still keeping with the Anti Raven/Spacekru theme all the way through. It all came across as very Clarke stan-y where OP was obviously just bitter that Raven isn’t, never was, and never will be Clarke’s cheerleader. White feminism is one hell of a drug.

EDIT: og post is a general reaction to a “certain” group that exists within The 100 fandom. Decided to take the oppurtunity. Not meant to single anyone out or come across as aggressive. Using this more recent ‘seeing’ of such a thing as a convinient example (and this one was actually one of the tamer ones). And is what prompted me to finally say something. This rant from me has been a long-time coming and merely the result of seeing far too many posts build up over far too long, that all look the same, that all worry and restate the same ideas much to the dismay of the rest of us. More thoughts are in the tags here. And I just think if y’all are going to speak out about “un-feminism” you should speak out about un-feminism.

Y'ALL stop talking about female friendships in TV in relation to ~*feminism*~ if you’re just going to spend the whole time calling one of the women (the woc) “a bitch,” (which is…certainly not helping whatever point you’re trying to make) and alternatively “annoying,“ "stupid,” “unbearable," “ungrateful,” “obnoxious,” and "childish.” Rather than actually discussing any non-feminist qualities of the writing of that female relationship.

[misterbitches]

wait honsetly i do not give a shit if u like couples that i think are dumb or poorly written so if u get offended by this it’s ur fault

but im confused

am i stupid for not understanding the relationship between that high schooler and the old man? like....what am i missing here? it’s not healthy, or right, and it doesn’t really matter. it doesn’t mean no one can like it but i’m like confused at pretending that it’s like positive and healthy or whatever like at best it’s embarrassing and fucking stupid at worst it’s uhhhhh gross and probably illegal (not that it matterse bc crime is BS and this person wouldnt be persecuted anyway so)

like i know these writers don’t care, can’t write, think writing “shocking” things that everyone else has already done is like a big deal but they are doing the exact thing like with every ~pRobLEmAtIc~ storyline—which btw we need to start calling it what it is: misogynist, patriarchal, capital inducing, transphobic, toxic, fucking strange and also just a stupid way to get people to absorb information. like being specific about the actual problems not just atlking around it and alos breaking it down—it’s coercing people into liking it because it’s not about the content in their differences. they barely take that into account. i’m kind of surprised at the idea of longterm positivity in a relationship that cannot withstand that. and people do grow up and realize. 

i get their existence, i get why people would like it, but i don’t think you can sort of project positive things onto a relationship that is simply not positive and is not intended to be by the writers nature. even if it is accepted because harm is the norm, it upholds whatever power structures, so it’s like well fighting against that is the real story. like they exist but it’s not some statement about the lgbtq+ community particularly because that sort of relationship is common (in all communities) and uh not very good like i said and it NEEDS to be saved because that’s what these structures rely on it relies on being beholden to someone that you have no chance in matching at any point. it’s honestly a literal drag!

they dont hvae to break up or whatever but i kind of don’t get removing that reality from them. i mean i do because again this is what the writers do which is why it isnt effective, transgressive, or particularly fun (to me) and it’s so fucking common. it’s just like this IS the norm so it kind of needs to be pushed against.  i know they donnt give a shit but some of the comments im like.... am i imissing something did he like time travel to be an acceptable age or are we gonna accept he was lurking around a fuckin (immature as fuck) teenager. 

there’s def things that i like that i am also like “wow this is so gross” lmao there’s this brazilian movie about two brothers in a rship and they have an age gap and terrible parents and me and my best friend watched it when we were younger so we have like this place for it in our memory but we knew, and ofc back then, the immensely fucked up thing we were seeing. i can only stomach itif im extremely bored and it’s few and far between because IT IS S OFUCKING WEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD but they have good chemistry but it’s not like i dont see it. the film exists in a fake world too but idk enough about the background of the film and the filmmaker to know what their point was but i do know that it was a huge deal ther ebc gay and also the taboo nature and it was like. u know. bonkers lmao. also they were just two white brazilian dudes with money, probably some missing class commentary. in its nature everything about it is not something that i like (not reality of brazil idc abt white brazilians) and ummmm being fucking related. but look you know it was fucking fukced up and weird and the dudes did have chemistry. like seriously that movie so gross lmao so like we all have the capacity but im not gonna pretend it fucking makes sense like EW AND i wanted them to end up togehter but i still yell “EWWW NOOOOO NO NO but theyre so hot they have good chemistry OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO THIS IS OS BAD OH NO WHY IS THEIR DAD OKAY WITH IT OH NO WHAT AM I WATCHING?” and theyre so close it is SINCERELY creepy and the movie is like HERE U GO GUYS and u absolutely do not feel comfortable. it’s actually uncanny because everyone is comfortable with it in their lives that it makes it even more weird. it’s like picking at you consistently, you can’t ever forget. i don’t like that these shows make you forget. they allow you to remove this fucked up background and history and/or traumatic shit from your memory SIMPLY for enjoyment. and that’s not how life works, nor art. it isnt just there. and they say this has meaning. 

idk anyways that’s just how i feel cos i only thought whatshisface was like idk 5 yrs older than him and that wouldnt be better to me but i was rly like this nigga is 12 yrs older than him? bitch that’s literally r. kelly like im not joking LMAO im just like how r u pushing thirty dating a teenager my nigga i cannotttttt lmaoooo like ARE U NOT EMBARRASSED HOMIE? also like on a sociopolitical level this message actually fucking sucks like their marriage is shitty tbqh  lmao it took forever for taiwan to get to where it is and there’s still massive issues with their marriage laws (and what is afforded to people with marriage; just like eveyrwhere. marriage is important because of so many laws and rights and that is why it is necessary not just in the ceremony) so it’s like flabbergasting frankly people hav elike actually isssues or like papa+daddy about taiwan and these bozos are getting married like it’s boring at this point my god

idk

go back to film school lmao

imagine if this world gave a shit about  minorities and poor people even it’s literally just ......fuck man lmao i just cant let things rest. i didnt get this stupid degree and also just live 29 yrs on this earth to be able to like.....watch garbage without a critique so the garbage can continue meanwhile artists who give a shit have a harder time making things like listen kid. WRITE YOUR SCRIPTS. THESE FUCKERS CAN, YOU DO IT. look at this garbage! u can!!!! this is the advice i do not take myself

[jeongjaebae]

UGH SUNWOO IN THAT RACER OUTFIT. don’t even get me started i went very very insane when i saw that stage 😭 not to mention that recent i like you dance stage with ateez UGH they were soooo cute and like . i know i am very sunwoo brained but i genuinely stopped breathing when cobie showed up in that funky little hat and his funky little glasses he’s soooo ……not to mention juyeon’s teddy bear backpack and changmin and his pochacco slay with that hat NDBSKFK the fancams for that stage made me inconsolable 😭 apparently when they talked to their stylists for the concept they wanted a “nerdy-loser” look WHICH IS SO HENKFWK that’s cat-coded ….they did it for Me…….

and i did. i Did hear about the sexy concept next comeback which …..i already have one foot in the grave just hearing about it how am i going to survive 😭😭😭 and personally !! ok as much as i loooove darker concepts i kind of want them to have a sort of ….not high-teen concept but sort of like . love me right by exo? like that sporty funky concept! i feel like it would be super fun and tbz are already lowkey sm’s stepsons so HAHA it’s not too much of a shot in the dark :’) like they sort of did it with giddy up but i’d love a more mature take on that concept now that they’re all grown up! i’d also love if they could do another ultra specific concept like they did with battle royale in maverick! what about you, are there any concepts you want them to do again?? and yeah the whole plagiarizing thing was so ….. 😬 like they just handled it badly all around wjfjwkfkwk but at the end of the day it wasn’t even eric’s fault :( he just bought the beat from the producer and while i wish they didn’t sweep the issue under the rug and pretend like nothing happened i also think he doesn’t deserve the heat he was getting from bap fans cause it’s like …there’s nothing he can do about it :”) ahh idk its just a really bad situation to be in.

also soonyoung’s disney princess moment??? no bc the way i would check instagram after a few minutes and he would just keep uploading NEW bird content like? at that point that bird is his….he should have taken it home with him 😭 i haven’t thought of my svt bias line in a long time but i think it’s currently soonyoung jihoon mingyu wonwoo?? with a special mention to cheol whenever he posts boyfriend pics. i am not immune. the way you like members who get bullied LMAO honestly i’m kind of the same?? i mean i bias doyoung and haechan who…. well doyoung is one step away from going crazy with 127 while haechan is maknae on top with 127 but when he’s with the dreamies he gets a taste of his own medicine so BDJAJFJDK not to mention mingyu fighting for his life every single day 😭 “why have a dish when you can have a buffet” LMAOOOO i’m going to use that from now on HAHAH i’m like ….Known to be a resident homie hopper no matter what group i stan

and the sunwoo fic ! funnily enough it was originally a txt yeonjun fic before becoming a hoshi fic to now becoming a sunwoo fic but its like NFBSNFK i think sunwoo is truly this fic’s final form 😭 like everything clicked into place after i transferred this fic to him so hopefully i can actually….finish writing it LOL but the basic premise of it is an exes-to-lovers fic set in idolverse! but it’s kinda like… the fic itself is more “exes” than it is “to-lovers” NDBWJFK but the first scene is yn breaking up with sunwoo, and the rest of the fic details what happens after (and before) that. so it sort of jumps between the past and present to fit in the puzzle pieces of their entire relationship and how it eventually rekindles at the end, but the entire fic carries the sentiment of there being a certain “gravity” between yn and sunwoo, like how gravity is both the reason why a planet circles a star and why they can never fall into one another again,,,, until it does. or something like that HAHA i’m kind of bad at explaining but that’s the general idea!

i hope 2023 treats you well! i’ve also been happier after talking and interacting with you 🥹🫂

a nerdy loser look omg HAHA they did it for you!! it was like total whiplash getting the racer outfits and then the cute ones and like?? they had some outfits for their whisper stages that totally did not fit whisper's concept LOL. although i can't say i was looking at tbz much during the collab stage when choi san was Right There BUT the performance was cute and i was just glad we got some post kingdom interactions :') but omg are all the tbz members your bias wreckers at this point?

OH OKAY WAIT. speaking of exo and tbz HAVE YOU SEEN TBZ'S COVER OF LOVE ME RIGHT???? and call me baby??!?! chanhee sounded so much like baekhyun doing the high notes of LMR and hyunjae has always given me such a baekhyun vibe esp in that call me baby cover SO YEAH sm's step sons indeed!! (also special mention to the four jaehyuns collab of call me baby LOL) and yeahh the battle royale theme was pretty cool but i kinda wish they went a bit deeper into the concept :') i also enjoy the dark concepts!! love love loved drink it (it's my #1 tbz song!!) and i wish that was an Actual Comeback but i guess it's similar to what they did with reveal! i wouldn't mind if they fully went into the vixx level of dark ahaha or something svt's fear... i wouldn't survive it. but if they do pull through with the wings of desire / red string of fate concept for the feb comeback that'd be so so cool 🤞 manifesting it!!

ikr i can't believe a bird just freely did that like... it's not afraid of humans??? wild. hoshi??? also wild. that probs fed into his tiger agenda for years like woOOow he can communicate with animals HAHA. omg it sounds like you bias both ends of the spectrum though... the instigator and the person on the receiving end of the bullying LMAOO. i totally feel you on the homie hopper-ness like i practically do the bias sorter every month and it'll have shuffled around slightly, my buffet is on a rotational bias like a lazy susan :') do fics (reading or writing them) ever influence your bias ranking? or is it more like whoever posts cute pics at the time? bc i see you with those recent bf seungcheol perm pics 👀

and whaaat no way you're turning a yeonjun/hoshi fic into a sunwoo fic... bc i was thinking of writing a hoshi version of one of my sunwoo fics!! and my sunwoo christmas fic was originally written for hoshi too (which... you'll see on my newly exposed svt blog ahaha). guess we all see them as the hot but actually a loser type of character LOL. but ahhh your fic sounds good already, the exes part sounds like it'll be quite angsty but i love that kind of concept! and it sounds like a good opportunity for pretty descriptions and exploring relationship dynamics. ooh are there any tropes or particular things in fics that you like to read/write? ahh anyway i hope your winter break is going well and that find the motivation you need to continue whatever you're working on atm!! 💫

[passinnotesinsecrecy]

Not anonymous but hey :) I just saw your picture! Congrats on meeting Tay!! Do you remember what you told her when you met her? Or was it a blur??

thank you!!!

the session itself, as far as listening to the album, is a blur. but actually meeting her i remember so well. she had these studs on her jacket that my shirt kept getting stuck on and she was like “i am sooo sorry for ruining your shirt!!” like homies, it’s all good. and then at one point i got so stuck that we hardcore struggled to free my shirt and i joked that she would have to come home with me and she goes “you can just move in with me…im ok with that!” and then when it was time to take the picture she asked what pose i wanted to do and i made her choose cause i blanked on any possible pose ideas and she goes “i kind of just want to hug you!!!” and she thanked me like 5927492 times for being there and held my hands the whole time. the only thing i don’t remember is if i even looked her in the eyes lmaoooo.

[elias-veturius-laia-of-serra]

11 Questions

Rules: Always post the rules. Answer 11 random questions posted for you. Create 11 new ones and tag 11 people. Let the person who tagged you know that you answered.

Tagged by: My main tumblr homie @nina-eagles <3 (:

1) favourite colour?

-Burgundy and black all the way! 

2) favourite gemstone?

-Opal! Which is funny because when I was little I thought they were really ugly and hated them. Now I really want one!

3) if you could bring one dead character back to life, who would it be?

-*Clears throat* MASON MICHAEL STARKEY! 

4) favourite author?

- <3 Sabaa Tahir <3 

5) if you had to live in the world of a book, which would you choose?

-Probably Warcross because if I choose any other environment I would absolutely die and I’m not down for that yet! (Give me more time tho. I’ll probably get there eventually)

6) what would you prefer, to never know the ending of a series you’ve been following for years, or to never be able to get a physical copy of your favourite book?

-OUCH! This hurts! This is painful! I mean I usually read books online, but if I really like it I eventually buy it. I just MUST have it! That’s like a rule! That’s law! However if I’m really into a series and never know how it ends I might end myself so....Hmmm. I love the taste of pain in the morning.If I had to pick then not get a physical copy of my favorite book *Cringes, flinches, and foams at the mouth*

7) do you usually support villains in a book?

-LMAOOOO! THE AUDACITY! Okay listen listen. It’s not common for me to support villains in a book, but sometimes a villain is so well written. They have a back story, a deep rooted motivation, there’ s layers to who they are, edges to them that remind you ‘Oh yeah. This person’s human’, and they have cracks in this tough persona they’re trying to convey. I see potential and I can’ t help but have a soft spot for them. 

8) would you rather your favourite character be tortured in a prison for life or dead?

-I see that the idea of breaking my heart is prominent in this post! Okay this is hard because whose to say my fave can’t break out of the prison? Like Kaz Brekker, Inej Ghafa, and etc can break out of anything. HAVE YOU MET THEM!? But if for some reason it’s just an indestructible prison and even Thor himself can’t break through it then I’d rather have them dead. I mean if they die I basically die too so it all works out. We’ll be reunited! 

9) favourite season?

-WINTER! WINTER IS EVERYTHING! I love being in jackets, sleeping with my fluffy blankets, staying inside reading a book, drinking hot chocolate, and stuff. It’s beautiful!

10) dream tourism destination?

-Norway and Swizterland

11) a series you wish could be adapted to a movie or a TV show?

-Brooooooo. Let me get my list ready

-Unwind 

-Six Of Crows/ Crooked Kingdom

-Legend Series (by Marie Lu)

-Warcross 

-Heartless (Bring on the pain)

- The Diabolic

-The Wing Series by Aprilynne Pike

-Leaving Paradise series 

-Blood Of Eden series

-Scythe 

My questions:

1.) Who is the most recent character you have fell in love with?

2.) List at least 3 songs that you feel describe you?

3.) Favorite female characters?

4.) Saddest song you know?

5.) Name the saddest book or story you’ve ever read/heard?

6.) Favorite love song?

7.) If you could make up a squad of you and any book characters you’ve ever read about, who would be in your squad?

8.) Favorite comfort food?

9.) List of the top books you’re most excited about for 2018?

10.) If you could have two super powers, what would it be?

11.) If you had to get a tattoo (for whatever reason) what would it be?

I tag: @nina-eagles (We can keep at this all day, bruv), @fandomscraziness22 (*Waves* Hi)....and anyone else who follows me who’s interested in answering. I tag you all! Am I allowed to do that? Can I do that?

Well I’m doing it anyway! 

[divaschampion]

I was tagged by the always-lovely @briesmodes :*

The rules are, you gotta answer the eight questions and then tag eight people.

Last film I watched: Hidden Figures! It was so good, oh my God.

Last Song I Listened To: Am I Dreaming -- Kat DeLuna.

Last Book I Read: Marisol & Magdalena by Veronica Chambers (for the 500th time!!!!). 

Last Thing I Ate: Sugar cookies. 

If I could be anywhere in the world right now, where would you be: Sacramento. Just because my mom is there for a business trip rn and she’s gonna be with my aunt and they’re gonna be having the best time eating and shit and like...food is where my heart is.

Where would you time travel to: The future. Always forward.

Fictional character you would hang out with for a day: How many answers are we allowed to give??? Hooooly hell. Veronica Lodge, Captain America, Olivia Pope, Sidney Prescott (is this really a wise idea, lmaoooo)...there are others, I’m sure.

Now I tag: @xforeverxdeadlyx @lexis-the-stick-figure @wwefanatic91 @adriennegabriella @rich-homie-swann @rontheronin @chrisfusion @twinkle-toes95