#holy shit tysm for reading !! /g

[mesanthropi]

[16:56]

he found himself slowly sipping on tea as he read through this one page for... the second time or so. it was a book from the local library, chosen from interest in the sypnosis on the back (like any other book checked out). while minghao had been going through the pages for a while, nearly halfway in, he was actually waiting for something.

unlike most people, he was a fast reader. i mean- how else would he have ended up at this point in the plot? (the protagonist girl had told the boy that she hoped to never see him again, because of a curse that had affected their bond. it was getting sad, it would lead to somewhere good though, he hoped.) but he was a considerate guy. bless his heart or whatever the elderly said.

the wind from the open window just happened to blow harder though, flipping to the next page. this startled him, and he half-expected the cold dread that had brushed over his good shoulder. "sorry," minghao muttered as he turned the page back. the ghost that haunted his apartment wasn't that fast of a reader.

[definitelynotshouting]

Was just testing out brushes and then ended up drawing an egg… it didn’t even take a second for it to turn into hunger au sketch and then more lol. I’ve never drawn full body people so it’s super messy but the brainrot brainrots. I don’t think when he hatched (?) G was in person shape but this is more just the mental images I get thinking about,, egg

Love the fic so much and have reread it over and over again (for a month I read it in its entirety every single day)

OH MY GODS?????

HOLY SHIT THIS IS AMAZING!!! IM LITERALLY SPEECHLESS HELLO???? THE SYMBOLISM THE OG GRIAN WITHIN THE EGG THE WATCHER!GRIAN WITH HIS SPOOKY EYES IM LOSING MY MARBLES OH MY GOOOOOOOODS

this is INCREDIBLE im actually gobsmacked. Everything abt this is SO FUCKING COOL holy shit thank you so much!!! And the fact that you like the fic enough to reread it that much??? Im literally so insanely flattered rn omg 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 this is SO COOL ITS SO COOL TYSM I ADORE IT OUGHH THE VIBESSSSSS‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ 10000000/10 execution im actually obsessed

[blackjackkent]

Suggestion for your fic prompt request :)

Jaheira and Karlach - "stories around the campfire" - Karlach is full of questions about the old days, and Jaheira tells her a story she may not have expected.

TYSM for this prompt! This one made me smile a lot. (I really love writing both Jaheira and Karlach, so writing both of them bonding is, as Karlach would say, aces. :D ) I really hope you enjoy it!

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Comrades and Lost Children

Pairing: Jaheira & Karlach Characters: Jaheira, Karlach Rating: G Warnings: None Word Count: 2.3k Setting: Several hours after the death of Ketheric Thorm Summary: Jaheira and Karlach share memories during a late night after the fall of Moonrise Towers. other bg3 one-shots | send me fic requests!

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A shadow among shadows, the black panther pads through the twisted forest outside Moonrise.

The curse is already beginning to fade with Ketheric’s death. The land is hardly yet safe, but the silent creature can step without pain in the milder patches of darkness. And it seems joyous in that freedom; a low purr rumbles in its throat as it darts repeatedly from the path to climb a gnarled tree trunk or roll in a struggling patch of grass, scenting out the places where nature’s strength is starting to recover within the broken landscape.

It’s a short journey north to Last Light, but the panther’s meandering route takes it past the moonlight-bathed building. Instead, it makes for the small camp where Hector and his companions have been lodging since their arrival in the shadowlands. Unsurprisingly, given it is nearly two in the morning, the camp is still and silent; only a lone tiefling figure sits up keeping guard by the slowly dying fire.

So softly does the huge cat move that Karlach does not at first notice its approach. It is almost within the circle of firelight before she registers it - but when she does, she moves fast, leaping to her feet with a startled cry and bringing her sword to bear on the beast. “Holy shit--”

For a moment the two of them stare at each other, unmoving. Then the panther's body begins to shift, magical energy flowing off it like a surge of dark water. Jaheira's lithe form uncurls within the burst of power into a standing position from the hunch in which the wildshape left her. “Is there a problem, Karlach?” she says, looking calmly into the point of the sword drawn on her.

“Oh, thank fuck,” Karlach says. She slumps with relief and lets the weapon drop to her side; a nervous smile bursts onto her face at once as she recognizes the other woman. “You scared the piss out of me.” 

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[pies-writes-and-more]

CHRISTINA IVE MISSED YOU OMG I’ve been busy the past couple days I just read “nightmares” , “what falling in love with them is like” and “modern day Romeo and Juliet” OMG I LOVE TOSHI AND THE WAY YOU WRITE HIM SO MUCH. and tsukki and kou too ofc ofc. THE IMAGERY IN WFILWTIL IS SO LOVELY I CANT FIND THE WORDS TO DESCRIBE IT. It’s so vivid and beautiful it reminds me of when I used to enjoy writing. Holy shit I lovw ur writing/g ANYWAYS I DYED HALF OF MY HAIR BLUE BC I WAS BORED. AND AND volleyball bestie (formerly volleyball boy) taught me how to serve and now I can get it over the net almost from the serve line :3 (ps I hope you had an amazing day omg ur writing is so cute I can’t) 🌸

MY FAVEEEEEE ANON IS BACKKKKK

I was legit just thinking of you omg hahaha I figured you got busy but hoped to hear from you soon 🥰🥰🥰

Hehehehehehe I love ushijima so much omg he’s such a babie. I feel like that man is gonna be like really cautious around relationships but the moment he finds someone he likes he’ll just hold onto you forever

🥺🥺🥺🥺 okay when I tell you that I needed this anon so bad. I got into like a mood last night feeling like my work has been getting worse over time and hearing you reach out has really made me feel better 😭❤️ so thank you love

HOLY SHIT BLUE HAIR YAY!!! Man I wanna dye my hair so bad but I don’t wanna bleach it 😭😭😭

FRICK YES SERVES! IM SO PROUD OF YOU!!!!!

Also I love you so much tysm 💕💕💕💕💕💕

nightmares

what falling in love with them feels like

modern day Romeo and Juliet

[haikyuuateer]

hey! i requested your kenma scenario and it’s amazing!! tysm for doing it 💖 I’ve had this idea stuck in my mind for a while but I just need to read someone else’s perspective on it!! imagine doinf kageyama’s makeup.. that’s it, that’s the scenario. like would be joke around? would he just sit there with it on?? i need to know 😭😭😭

ooh yes i love that idea, thank you for requesting!! also i’m glad you enjoyed the kenma scenario hehe i hope you like this one too 

doing his makeup || kageyama tobio 

idea: "can i do your makeup?" "sure" "oh" 

pairing: platonic kageyama x gn!reader

warnings: cursing

under the cut to save space~

you and kageyama were kind of just chilling in your room

he was looking at his phone and you were going through your makeup supplies

then you looked at kageyama

and got an i d e a

"hmm... tobio.."

"hm?"

"can i do your makeup?"

"sure"

you blinked

he agreed to it??

"oh okay"

you kinda just brought your makeup over to him and got a hairclip, pinning some of his hair back

"i’m surprised you were fine with this"

"i mean you can take it off, right? and i’m bored so i dunno why not"

"well.. hm. with you, i don’t think i’m gonna do anything too crazy.. trust me you’re gonna look sO hot”

he gave you a weird look and you laughed again 

"i feel like a bunch of foundation and concealer is gonna feel weird for you so i’m just gonna do light makeup"

you pulled out some face powder and a brush

"what’s that?"

"oh it’s just some face powder, if you don’t want me to use it i won’t"

"i mean.. you’re the one who knows makeup, not me. my dignity is in your hands"

you smiled in amusement and dipped the brush in the powder, starting to apply it to kageyama’s face "you’re such a dork. it would be so funny if i had you close your eyes the whole time and just gave you a whole clown getup"

"absolutely not."

"ooh, what if we did a whole drag makeover for you"

"n o."

you laughed and did some light contour

"do you want false eyelashes?"

"don’t you glue those on?"

"yeah"

"no"

"wow okay.. hold on, close your eyes"

he frowned at you, then reluctantly closed his eyes

you started doing a light smokey eye, a simple silver with some grey and black

you were trying vERy hard not to focus on how close you were to him

"what are you doing?"

"you’ll see~"

"you’re making me nervous"

"just trust me, tobio”

and then you gave this boy some winged eyeliner sharp enough to cut a bitch, some mascara, and you made his eyebrows look *chefs kiss*

you drew a heart on his cheek too bc you just couldn’t resist

"you can open your eyes now"

he opened his eyes and looked and you and goddamn that smokey eye looks so good with his eye color

you took his hairclip off and his hair fell over his forehead

what the fuck why did he get hotter

nO now is not the time for feels

"okay, lipsti-"

"no"

"lip gloss."

"...no."

".. chapstick? because either way lip gloss and lipstick wouldn’t work with your hella dry lips"

"fine— also my lips aren’t thAT dry, dumbass”

you rolled your eyes and applied some chapstick to his lips but decided not to tell him that it was slightly tinted red

you looked at him and damn he’s really hot with makeup on

"... i toLD you i’d make you hot!! ahAHA"

you shoved a mirror in his face and he just stared at his reflection with a confused look

"you’re actually.. really good at this, holy shit”

"i told youuu~"

"can.. can i try doing your makeup?"

oh god

you know this boy has no experience with makeup

"sure, just try not to screw up my palettes i paid good money for those"

selling your soul to the devil was less scary than this

you closed your eyes

"i’m trusting you not to make me look like a clown"

he mumbled something under his breath and went through all your makeup

you felt a brush on your face, okay cool

oh hey he’s putting eyeliner on, cool

wait what

did he just draw on your cheek with an eye pencil

you opened your eyes

"tobio."

he glanced away, hiding the eye pencil behind his back

"what did you do."

"nothing" 

you immediately grabbed a hand mirror

oh my god he wrote "dumbass" on your cheek

"toBIO I SWEAR TO FUCKING G O D"

you grabbed another eye pencil and before you could try to make a mark on his face he grabbed your wrist, then the other one when you tried attacking him with it

this led to some playful roughhousing, which ended with you on top of him on the ground, drawing all over his face

and then someone opened the door

"yOo kageYAma, Y/N, your mom said you two would b—"

hinata just stared at you two

you both stared up at him 

"oh. hi hinata." you smiled innocently

"maybe another time then"

he closed the door and you two just laughed 

after you both cleaned all the makeup off you convinced him to put on a face mask with you

you posted a pic of your guys' face mask party on instagram and everyone freaked out bc they didn’t think kageyama was the skincare type (also you pinned his hair back again and it was adorable)

you gave him an extra eyeliner pen that you had bc he wanted it

everyone in the vbc was so confused and off their game when kageyama showed up with some badass winged eyeliner bc goddamn he’s hot

[frogtanii]

I KNEW ID BE IN PAIN BUT MISS J I AM C R Y I N G HOLY SHIT. Oh man to think that we have been blessed with a TWO WRITTEN CHAPTERS IN A ROW. I am all here for the twins cough Osamu trying to fix their relationship holy fuck. I have to admit that Osamu has always been my favorite twin so this has me hurting. Pls the way Osamu reacted to Suna made me feel some things. I am in the feels 😭😭 Honestly ready to kill Motorcycle tho. Been ready since day one but now I just want her dead. Take of the clown wig miss girl everyone sees through your liessss. I have a feeling next chapter is gonna be her getting exposed and hopefully maybe possibly fired tee hee 🥰 HONESTLY I WOULDNT BE SURPRISED IF YACHI JUST BLEW UP ON HER. LIKE EVERY DAY SHE GETS CLOSER TO COMMITING A HATE CRIME I CAN SEE IT. Poor Yachi pls she deserves better than to have to deal with Motorcycles bullshit 😩 N e WaYs J every day I wake up and get excited for the next PF update and wonder how tf I’m allowed to read such amazing work for free 😩💖💕 Thank you for gracing us with your amazing writing!!!! 💕💖💞

Much love from 🌸 anon! I’m trying to send asks more often hehe

MKSJJSB i <3 osamu (but i’ve always been more of an atsumu gal personally but i see the appeal) n m glad y’all r excited for his ~moment~ eheh tysm bestie m happy to hear from uuuuuu

[incorrect-ikevamp-quotes]

@birdyfreedomsworld​ Tysm!! I’m so glad you enjoyed our work as usual!!

And lord almighty set me free where do I even begin with that jealousy Comte event. I swear my only coherent reaction to it is LOUD INHALE as I try to process how unreal the man is.

You ever just see your old time friend protect your wife from a danger he created (Leonardo if you don’t clean your room I am going to skewer you on that globe) and literally go FULL FUCKING FERAL ABOUT IT. YOU EVER JUST DO THAT. BECAUSE THAT’S WHAT LE COMTE DID AND I’M TOTALLY NOT ASTRAL PROJECTING.

I’ll probably make it later but Comte is literally that meme that’s like. Comte!!!!!! loves!!!!!!! Baguettes!!!!!!!!!! Comte!!!!!!!! loves!!!!!!!!!! MC!!!!!!!!!! Comte!!!!!!!!! loves!!!!!!!!!!!!! sees a single threat to his relationship with MC as her lover REVOLUTION.

He just. The way he conveys that shit is the highlight of my entire life. The savagery. The complete, absolute disregard for anything but possessive horny. I gained entire years of my life from the exchange?????? I’m crying???????????????

AND THE FACT THAT MC WAS DYING FROM HORNY RIGHT BACK!?!?! L E G E N D A R Y. GUESS I’LL JUST HAVE TO STAN FOREVER, HOLY FUCKING SHIT.

For anybody that might be curious and isn’t sure what I’m referring to, I’m gonna clarify under the cut, so pls don’t open it if you don’t want spoilers!!! I want to make sure I don’t ruin anyone’s experience, tyty <3

So essentially we are the MC living our best life minding our own business when suddenly a wild Leonardo appears (sadly no pokeballs today kids, we loyal thots). MC goes to bring a thing to his room and he’s like “cara mia, come in carefully” so naturally MC barges inside and nearly gets demolished by a stack of books as tall as the Eiffel Tower.

Cue Leonardo being himself and leaping on top of her to take the brunt of the books falling, checking on her when it’s over. Comte comes along like merciful heavens, Leonardo, what was that? Are you all ri--

Kill Bill sirens.

Before MC can explain, Leonardo’s bastard instinct kicks in and he pours gasoline on an already raging fire like. What if I. Make Comte. Go actually insane with jealousy. And so he does (says something along the lines of like ARA ARA A COMPROMISING POSITION WOULDN’T YOU SAY) and Comte just. Sighs. And is like MC don’t worry about it, are you all right? Okay then, Leonardo clean up after yourself, see you both later.

I would like you all to know that as I was translating this my exact response to this situation was: “LEONARDO WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS, WHOSE FUCKING MANS IS THIS--HE SURE AIN’T MINE” The difficulty of being a Leonardo stan is that you love him but also sometimes you just really want to shake him a bit. Moving right along.

And MC is just. Huh. He didn’t get jealous?? Guess I should have seen that coming (because she’s an idiot). And so when she’s trying to tell Leo off he’s like “hey hey don’t get mad cara mia, I just like to push his buttons now and again, like seeing him lose his composure.” And MC squints like sounds fake but okay, doesn’t really understand what he means.

Enter, the next scene.

MC still feels uneasy about the whole thing and so she goes searching for Comte after she gets most of her work done, as one does. She finds him at the dining table, staring into a tea cup (I shit you not I read this and all I heard in my head was wAKE ME UP). And she’s like ???? Comte, I uh, I’m sorry about-- And he just smiles gently and shakes his head, repeats that he’s fully aware Leo was just messing around inappropriately. That it’s no biggy.

I must interject to say, in the tone of the “science is a liar sometimes” meme, COMTE IS A LIAR SOMETIMES.

And so MC, with the emotional intelligence of a brick once again, laughs a little and is like “I should have known better than to worry, you’re too mature to let a little mishap like that get to you, haha.” And then. His expression. DROPS. Swear to god you can hear the record scratch sound effect. And he gets deadly, deadly serious. She says his eyes burn suddenly with passion like they only do when they’re alone, and he replies “.............not let it get to me?”

And she’s like w h. And he advances, and it says the click of his Oxford shoes (DRAMATIC YELLING I LOVED THIS DETAIL) strike the floor one, by one, by one. He continues, and this line singlehandedly killed me, “I remember saying that I understood what happened. I never said I didn’t care.”

AND THEN HE KISSES HER SENSELESS. IN THE DINING ROOM. NO HOLDS BARRED. NO MERCY. FOR SEVERAL MINUTES.

Of course, Leonardo being the cockblock that he is comes stomping down the hall (when I tell you I had Shigezane war flashbacks WHEN I TELL YOU--) Comte finally relents and murmurs at her ear that they’ll finish this later. Leonardo comes in like OOPSY DID I INTERRUPT and I’m pretty sure Comte is inches from beating Leonardo with his teacup. But I digress.

There is a scene after that that’s hilarious where Leo’s like DAMN SON you really did a number on poor cara mia. And Comte just snaps back “And whose fault is that, asshole.”

The event essentially ends with Comte railing her senseless--as any Comte stan dreams of--and some of the things he says are just unreal. The absolute, soft possessive borderline yan energy obliterates me. He is so much kids. HE IS SO MUCH. He essentially tells her that the last thing he wants to do is stop her from living freely and interacting with everyone as usual, because he does consider them family. But at the same time the very prospect of sharing her with anyone literally destroys him on the inside so naturally the solution is to stake his claim until she passes out.

It’s a little funny because the morning after he feels SO bad about it. He’s stroking her hair and asking if he was too rough or went too far and MC is just blissed out like the legend she is. She mentions wanting to see his full honest self--all of his feelings, no matter how intense--and so he’s like is that so? And then does her all morning too because he’s also literally a legend that loves his wife more than anything else in the entire world, thank you for coming to my TED talk.

If you managed to get through even half of that I salute you, comrades, I’ll be here drinking my pina colada and dying over the fact that this man ain’t real. Some bullshit. And yes I do love dancing in the rain