number one harper song honestly. hellfire has it all. the creep factor. the slur usage. christian undertones. ashfur song. i had to do these two it fit so well
No Murder in Walmart Part 1
Sitting on the Floor
Stop Undressing Him
You Never Let Me Do Anything
Upside Down Chip Bag
Thumb Condom
Jacob Knows Everything
Lemon Drop Cookie
I Didn't Get My Permit
Suck It
Cocoon Boy
Picnic
Something to Complain About
Patient
A Day of Sensory Issues
Cool Guy Stuff
Watch Me
Egg Shortage
Forgotten How to Fingers
The Last Thing You Registered
Purple
That's a Cockatoo, Actually
Grenades
Can I Cut You?
What's the Point
Adulting
No Thank You
Caffeine and Sugar
Suspicious
Attention Disorder
I Wonder How Painful It Would Be
Daddy Issues
Roadkill
Like Children
Not Short
The Power of Salt
Today's Just Out For My Blood Evidently
Dehydrated
Counterproductive
No Coffee Fuck Off Part 1
Crazy Religious People
The ADHDs
I'm Causing You Pain
Cunt is My WORD, Jacob
Sunset
Morals
Mini Cooper
Dumb Joke
Power Wash
Jelly Beans?
Attention Whore
Five-Second Rule
Lick
Only a Little Bit Satanic
And Whose Fault is That?
You Gotta Dab When You Leave
Bean Water Part 1
Bean Water Part 2 (Soy Sass)
Yelling
It's Your Birthday. Full Circle
Mop Juice?
An Irish Lad
Sugar or Glass
Pain in the Ass
You Haven't Eaten All Day
You're Gonna Papercut My Eyeball!
Oh!
Helping
It's Still 10 pm
Have You Lost Object Permanence?
NOT a Bean
Macaroni
You've Met Me
That's What She Said
British Football
No Coffee Fuck Off Part 2
Stop Tickling Me
No Comfort
Pull Door
Not a Child
Basically Cake
Hugging
Lobotomy
Hazard to Society
You're Just Weak
Breakfast of Champions
Gifties
You Almost Got Me Arrested
Cocaine, Obviously
Temperature Gun
Is That Cheese or Skin?
Anarchy
Spoons
Chip Box Chips
Headcanon for Christians
The Fuck Word
Floodpaw, Barleypaw, and Sparrowpaw have officially been apprenticed! So the results are in for the betting pool! Unfortunately, no one guessed 100% correct but there were several people who were close!
@ninanettamber said Russetfrond for Sparrowpaw and Yarroshade for Barleypaw!
and @traumasandwich and @hollowlight were the only ones to correctly guess Goldenstar would mentor Floodpaw, even though they got the other two wrong.
Almost everyone thought Russetfrond would mentor Barleypaw or Floodpaw haha which I think is very funny. Hopefully people will see the logic in Goldenstar's choices as the story progresses. As a tip for future mentor betting pools, remember that a mentor needs to teach the apprentice something so a cat who already has a very similar headspace to the apprentice probably won't end up being their mentor.
Thanks for participating, everyone! Until next time!
for the OC ask game: Conquest + 3? also 28 for as many as you can feed us? (or just Cashmere) 🖤
3.) What genre would your OC do badly in but it would be hilarious or interesting to watch? Conquest is inherently cringe fail (derogatory) so I think he would do terrible in literally any genre but I really wanna see him do terribly in like some isekai sort of genre, maybe a rofan? I wanna see him suffer being unsexy and despicable everywhere, or like reality tv I think he’s like those famous people who think because they’re rich they will do well in reality and then realize that simply isn’t true
28.) What is your OC’s Warrior Cats name? Me when I don’t know anything about warrior cats outside of what my friends tell me Y^Y I will try my best for you, but I invite my actual warrior cats fan friends to please god give your input Cashmere would be “Sweetheart” (super creative, I know) Lanturn would be “Moonshadow” and like idk Trinket would be “Sharpstorm” ??? These are so bad I’m like desperately looking up how warrior cats names work as i write these and I refuse to embarrass myself by attempting to do more I’m so sorry
🏜️ ⇢ what's your favourite type of comment to receive on your work?
Ohhh that’s a hard one to answer… I love all comments I get on any of my works; it truly makes my day getting someone’s feedback. It’s probably why I love reading tags so much lol. But if I had to pick one… Then maybe the “this reminds me of BLANK” comments. Not necessarily the types of comments that compare two works, but the types of comments that compares one work to a more intangible concept… Or like “this is so tasty” “this reminds me of a summer’s day” “this makes me feel so floaty” etc etc… It’s just fun to read comments like that, because it’s really funny trying to decipher them, but also because it’s also just generally a fun time to read, and I’m sure for them to write as well <3
🌵 ⇢ share the link to a playlist you love
Uhh I don’t really listen to playlists 💀… Mostly I just listen to One Song or One Artist on repeat until I wring out all of the serotonin or dopamine out of it lol. My current song victim is The Devil I’ve Seen by Cameron Whitcomb, due to the raw emotion in his voice.
Knives
Last Name
The Gays Are Coming
I Want the Floor
Go to College
Unposted -
Since You're Old, and Deaf
You've Never Seen a Chalkboard?
You Like Trains?
Testing Pillows
Cheese Part 1
Cheese Part 2
Good Place to Get a Rock
I Can Commit War Crimes
Matte Black Range Rover
Homophobic
That's Called Death
10-4
Humidity
Pilot
Jumping Enoch
Stop Drinking Water
Okay, Millard
Eating You
Jelly
We Like Murder
12:30 Part 1
12:30 Part 2
Fidget Toy of the Day
Gay Month is Dead
You Have a Boyfriend?
Millard's Book
I Prefer "Blessed", Thanks
Migraine
Are You Crazy?
You Dumb Whore
I Want a Challenge
Spite
Debt is Better
Not Country
Fancy Boy
Stop Acting Dead
You're Only 5'6
You Are a Smoothie
Gaytor
Last One at the Table
New Nike Motto
Even More White
Sleep In
Dodge Charger
Pride Support Group
Smudgy Pen
Speaking British
No Textbooks
I Look So Gay
Kind of Correctly
North Dakota
Peanut Allergy
It's Fucking Labor Day
Light the Hotel on Fire
You Know What Else is Weird? Enoch
You Do Share
Credit Score
Wasteful
Flannel Bisexual
Not an Advocate
That is So Real
Universal Flannel
Who WINKS Anymore?
Honest
Cars Exploding
Watch Your Pronouns
Dead Things
Chronically Straight
Great Liquid
Personal Taste
Boyfriend Privileges
1:07
Cigarettes?
Nerds Gummies
I Want a New Brother
Out of Character
That's Because You're Old
Foaming?
Big Fork
Trigonometry
Boy Voice
Anxiety
Squishy
Swedish Fish
I'm a Ginger, What Do You Think
Oh My God, it's a Man
Lengthed
Pi
Older Than Three
Slap-able
Fugh : 8/10 << -2 bcs it's not gay but they look cute>> + << I love fiona's hair>>
Enorace : ♾/10 , All my love/10 , ♾♾♾♾♾♾/10
Pereckoo : 100/10 (and then she said Miss Cuckoo was in the movie and I told her no and we just argued , I won) << Cute , moms together = best ship >>
Horace × Ricky : (Don't ask why) Dead body/10 , 0/10 , -♾/10 <<B*tch that did this fanart , do you go to therapy ? Touch some grass bro . Ricky's hair doesn't count as grass.>>
Enovic/Venoch : 1/10 ??? <<Oh , Dead boy's here>>
Millilly : 6/10 <<Cute but I'm dying because her name is Lilly>>
Villard : 9/10 <<Oh the one you told me about , I think>> <<Cute but one is dead>>
Myron × Nim : <<Looks like a 6/10 but I don't really know them so that's why -4 points>>
Hollowlight : 8/10 << Cute but I think It's missing something>>
Jemma : 5/10 << They look cute but apparently it didn't work so I'll give half of the points>>
Portering : B*tch/10 (I don't know what It's supposed to mean so be creative) <<I'm too stunned to speak>>
Jillard : 0/10 <<Isn't Jacob straight ? >> (It depends on people's headcannons)
Emwyn : 9/10 <<Lesbians , what is your wisdom ? >> (??)
Fughllard : 0/10 <<What the actual f- ? Bro calm down>> << There is only the genshin impact community to do poly ships>>
Hollowheart (movie of course) : 2/10 bcs he (Enoch) deserves a depressed boyfriend (Horace)
Millugh : 1/10 <<bcs beeeeeeeeess>> (there were bees on the fanart)
Juliorace : 0/10 <<I don't like it>>
Well , that was an interesting little experience with my friend , I don't know why she was so rude to most of the ships , a lot of them don't deserve 0/10 or 1/10 . And Fugh deserves a ♾/10 .
Edit : Thanks for playing this game @raiden-makoto :)