#holiday mayhem

[vladdyissues]

Cute Christmas decoration 🗣️! Now the obvious thing that some already imagine Vlad dresses up as Santa, The truth is...the beard looks good on him 😭, he just needs to gain a few kilos (Vlad will never do that), Imagine Danny teasing Vlad saying that costume doesn't look convincing because he's skinny, Vlad won't gain so much weight, he refuses, losing his beautiful and elegant figure to look like... JACK!?

To be fair, I don't think there's any way Vlad could ever end up looking like Jack 😆 you gotta be born with those brick shithouse genes. I mean the man is the definition of an absolute unit

And Vlad is pretty much stuck with his champagne flute physique.

Of course, that doesn't stop Danny from insisting that Vlad needs to eat more cookies as the holidays get closer if he wants to be a convincing Santa.

"Get those things out of my face, Daniel! I'll do what every mall Santa has done since time immemorial and just stuff a pillow in my shirt!"

Plot twist: He ends up looking 8 months pregnant.

[mythicmayhemcomic]

Happy Holidays to all and I wish you all a great new year. Sorry my health has been such a battle this year, but I am now getting help and hopefully next year will be more back to normal. So time for me to snuggle down and have my holiday til the spring, see you all in a few months!

[penumbra-mayhem]

Fuck it, Sam Collins loves Christmas

• He had a shitty childhood, therefore shitty Christmases, but after moving to Dahlia (or however you spell it) for school, he decides he’s going to give himself what he didn’t get as a kid.

• Sam becomes very passionate about Christmas

• He has strong opinions on when decorations should go up and come down (as well as when to start and stop listening to Christmas music)

• He will take Darlin on late night car rides through various neighborhoods and rate each house on their decorations. His ratings are quite detailed—he has a whole system.

• He decorates his cabin every year, inside and out. It’s always very classy. His lights are all a warm vintage yellowish white, and no bulb is unlit or out of place. His wreaths are always fresh. His stockings are certainly hung with care.

• He grows his own pines on his land and every year he chops down the best one for his Christmas tree.

• He makes all his own decorations. Dried orange slice garlands. Popcorn and cranberry garlands. Paper chains. Handmade ornaments and wreaths.

• He even tried making his own candles one year but that went terribly so he just buys locally made ones at winter markets

• He loves doing Christmas traditions with Darlin. Making decorations, baking cookies, wrapping presents. He’ll play old Christmas music on his record player and dance with Darlin in their living room or curl up with them on their couch, fireplace crackling in front of them.

• He’s not very materialistic or sentimental, but if there’s ever a time for him to care about any of that, it’s going to be Christmas. He’s a very serious gift giver.

• He and Darlin set rules for their gift giving to each other. They have to, otherwise they’ll both go overboard.

• So they decided they each give one gift to the other and it has to be handmade. They open them on Christmas Eve

• They spend Christmas Day with the pack every year. It’s the joyous, familial, chaotic Christmas that Sam dreamed of as a child, and it heals something in him bit by bit each year.

[gifs-of-puppets]

Lady Gaga and the Muppets Holiday Spectacular (2013)

Source: sainta66

[ourladyofomega]

Black metal and mall goths taking their photo with Santa Claus.

[cingulata]

It's the most wonderful time of the year (Zoot cleaning his spit valve)

[tmnt-event-blog]

LADIES, GENTLEMEN, MONARCHS AND ALL!

I present to you: Holiday Bingo!

Now, if you all remember: I made a poll with two options of team vs and decorate a thingy. The latter one won, and that results in this!

Holiday Window! For every bingo spot that gets filled, I will add a small decor to the window. For every blackout, there will be a big decor added.

Now, you may ask: “What about a bingo?” Well since December is famous for being the busiest month ever, I made the boards 3x3 instead of the regular 5x5 to make it easier to participate.

Speaking of the boards, I have designed four different boards for everyone to do! Here is a preview of them:

The boards with the prompts will be released this Friday, November 24th! Each will be on a separate post, so look out for that!

Now, time to lay out how this works:

Holiday Bingo FAQ and Rules!

Q. How do I participate?

A. When the official bingo cards go up, you can reblog the card you’re gonna use. After that, you just fill out the prompts with either a drawing or writing. Once you are done, post the board you’re using with the prompt you chose crossed off along with what you made for that prompt (edit: please also @ this bling when you cross a prompt)

Q. What if I make a blackout on my bingo board?

A. If you end up getting a blackout but still wanna do more, then grab another bingo board! Ex: If you blackout on Peppermint Lane, you can fill out the prompts on Candle Night. If you blackout on Candle Night, you have two more options. If you get a blackout on all four… what in gods name is fueling you? (/silly)

Q. Do I draw or write?

A. You can either or both!

Q. What if I only do one prompt and can’t do anymore?

A. Completely chill! Everyone has something going on, I ain’t gonna chastise you for only doing one prompt on your bingo board.

Q. Can I do [insert ship name here]?

A. Unfortunately for this event, ships are not going to be allowed this event. I apologize for anyone who is upset at this, but considering this is a more free range event, I want to stay clear of harassment that could possibly happen due to ships.

Q. Can I do [insert tmnt iteration here]?

A. My gay companion, you can do any iteration. You wanna do Bayverse? Fuckin go for it. You wanna do 1987? Hell yeah, you do you. You wanna do IDW? Slay.

Q. Could I use my au for a prompt?

A. Hell yeah you can!

Q. Could I use my oc for a prompt?

A. As long as they’re with any tmnt character, sure!

Q. Is this an angst event or a fluff event?

A. Both. Both is good.

Q. What’s the rule on NSFW?

A. The same it was for the Halloween gift exchange. If you do not want your boss or teacher to see it, do not post it.

Q. Does it have to include a holiday?

A. It does not! If you don’t celebrate any of the holidays in December, you do not have to include those in what you create. On that same note, if you would like to include a holiday, go for it! Whether it be Christmas, Kwanzaa, Chanukah, Yule, or any other holiday in December! Do what you enjoy and will make you happy.

Q. When is the deadline?

A. This event will stay live from November 24th to January 1st. January 1st will be the last day to post any prompts on your bingo board.

Q. Why did you choose a window to decorate?

A. There are some times where I can’t draw for shit, and this is one of those times.

Update: Q. Can I do multiple prompts?

Update: A. Yes, but only two to three prompts

If there are any questions you have for me, feel free to send them my way!

Until then

BOOYAKASHA!!!

[scarylarry376]

Mary Christmas and Happy Holidays!!

I go ALL the TMNT merch, even the mutagen lamp fr! (I'm delusional)

you know what would be the best gift ever?

A repost. spread the love<3

[gmanmedias]

I WON’T LEAVE A WITNESS, SO MUCH FOR A MERRY CHRISTMAS

🎄 🎄 🎄

🪓 🪓 🪓

⛸️ ⛸️ ⛸️

silver scream: 11/13

[bevanne46]

Everglow - Sparkler - Free Pattern Quilt Size: 82" x 100" https://www.quiltingmayhem.com/shop/Patterns/Free-Patterns/p/Everglow---Sparkler---Free-Pattern-x68743655.htm

[insanelollypop]

Happy holidays!!! <3

Have some cute raphs as a present!! And a donbon

Headcannons: the bayverse boys never really see snow so ruby gets really excited when he sees it.

the turtles get really sleepy during the winter (all universes) and tend to stay inside more

Rafu is dramatic as fuck and will casually say fuck you to gender roles

Also I got the poses off of pinterest and don't belong to me

[b-33-s]

Using the holidays to cope with the fact that my area is 97 DEGREES RN. :p

Watermark is my twitter :3

[mythicmayhemcomic]

[anerdwithapen-blog]

Christmas Eve Tomorrow!!!

Anyone excited??

[casually-odd]

Leo is not an easy case (Leo does not know how to read)

Full image under cut

[cingulata]

I've been holding onto this fic for a while, but right now I just wanna put some happiness out there, so here it is:

A Muppet Christmas Carol Private Jam Session fic! With Ye Ole Acoustic Mayhem! And James Shoe!

And, since Muppet Christmas Carol is the last time Lips is seen for 17 years until he reappears for their performance at the Rockefeller Center Christmas tree lighting in 2009, it's about that too.

(Zoot pictured here having no idea what century he's in.)