#hold still: spiderman
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Pavitr definitely told his Maya Aunty about Miles’s embarrassing mistake btw trust me
#I’m glad they reached the ‘almost kill the other’ stage in their friendship so early . it makes stuff a lot easier for me#miles morales#spiderman#spider man#pavitr prabhakar#spider man india#spiderman india#if this movie was just miles embarrassing himself in front of cool people I’d still watch it. I’m a miles fan and a hater second#<- could never even consider or imagine hating miles#also. maya aunty…. please let me hold you my hopes werenthigh but god so far it looks good#m&m posts
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If nothing else Koenma is a Kuwabara stan and I'm right there with him o7 (I need to write the kuwameshi fic that goes with this fr)
#maybe one day i'll write that au i have sitting in my head#ever since the comment he made about making kuwa spirit detective instead ive been thinking about it#like...what if yusuke is still recruited same as canon but like#kuwa was already spirit detective? doing assignments for the guys upstairs and all#and they made yusuke help him after his resurrection instead of going solo#and it's hilarious because they still have the ''rivalry'' set in place so it's like#now i gotta be coworkers with this guy i was in a fist fight with last week?#yusuke is like you can't be serious you want me to fight DEMONS with the guy who cant even beat ME? lmaooo okay#kuwa would be more in tune with his powers atp in this au and super offended like hello#why would i use my reiki on a FELLOW HUMAN CHILD you DICK i can hold my own on my assignments just fine#but he's actually really excited to be able to spend time with yusuke doing something besides getting his ass handed to him#they're both genkai's students (she's endlessly annoyed but they grow on her)#i just think it'd be fun cos like#it'd be harder to exclude kazuma from shit if he's literally been involved in this shit before he even met#kurama and hiei#kuwabara isn't really told about yusuke's resurrection so things go mostly the same up til he's brought back#they're both called to koenma's office and it's the spiderman pointing meme 💀#it's koenma's first time seeing kuwa in person as he usually just sends assignments with botan#yusuke has already seen him cos of the resurrection arc#and koenma is SUCH a fanboy ''kuwabara it's such a pleasure. you know you're my best worker 🥺''#''um urameshi am i seeing things or is that a fuckin baby'' yusuke will NOT stop laughing#it fucks koenma up so bad he makes sure he's in his adult form when he's around kuwa next#cos he wants to be the respected boss but also guy that you can chill with!! he's so cringe#okay yeah i need to write this it's such a fun concept#kuwameshi#yu yu hakusho#kuwabara kazuma#yusuke urameshi#koenma
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Tony: here, hold this *hands Peter a wrench*
Peter: *now holding 17 different tools* I think I'm gonna drop it
Tony: You're fine
*loud clang and crash*
Peter: ...I dropped it
#Tony just started handing him tools#peter didnt complain even when he had 6 and they were balanced precariously#so tony decided to see how many peter could hold#it was only 16#but after more extensive research and testing#peter can hold 32 screwdrivers with no notice or preparation#7 wrenches on a separate occasion#and he can hold 26 hammers#peter still doesnt know why tony keeps handing him loads of stuff#he is utterly oblivious#there are also betting pools of how many tools he can carry#bucky has won all of them so far#he is freakishly good at guessing things#peter parker#tony stark#ironman#spiderman#marvel#marvel cinematic universe#incorrect mcu quotes#incorrect mcu#marvel incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes#mcu#incorrect peter parker#incorrect tony stark#irondad#irondad and spiderson#spiderson
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miguel o'hara voted most Just Some Guy Having The Worst Day Of His Life Every Single Day (But Literally He Just Lives Like This So It Cancels Out Anyways) of all time ever
#talking tag#spider-man 2099#spiderman 2099#miguel o'hara#marvel#comics#comic panels#genuinely genuinely i am SO curious as to whether or not atsv will touch on migs origin story at all because it is so distinctly Different-#-from the Familiar Spidey Origins BY DESIGN yknow........#like YEAH he IS a really REALLY good character to use as an opposing force 4 miles 2 butt heads with he was MADE TO BE A FOIL TO SPIDER-MAN*#(*modern spider-man. Yes Miles Is Spider-Man dont even try to start that nonsense here lmao yall aint slick.)#but like. Yeah there is a Reason he wasnt Bit By A Spider there is a REASON his powers r nothing like other spider ppls powers are.#mig was. like. one of--if not THE--First Big AU Spideys he set that standard for what IS a Spider-Man-After-Spider-Man nd he IS NOT Peter.#Allegedly from an interview PAD claims that he was the only writer who DIDNT propose a book about a descendant of peter parker.#and. like. for all of its Quirks and all of the Wacky 90s Slang that didnt age well there is a REASON miguel still holds up y/k...
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rewatched atsv recently and i’m actually tweaking over how peter b watched miles get bodyslammed by miguel, had miles CALL FOR HIM to help him and he did nothing when in the first movie he was willing to die in earth-1610 to protect miles from kingpin. like yes i understand he was holding his baby the whole time and yes he did pull him out of danger but still like 😭 do u not consider that little fella to basically be your kid how do u just sit by and let miguel slap the shit out of him
#i think he still thought miguel was a good person and then he saw him go feral on the go home machine and he looked at gwen like oh SHIT#i let that man hold my BABY#if the machine did not have a barrier miles would have been ripped to shreds no doubt about it#itsv#atsv#spiderman#peter b parker#miles morales
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He didn't have to go as hard as he did, but goddamn do I respect and appreciate it.
#this scene is still so good#doesn't matter how old this movie is#it still goes hard#damn why was this movie so good#it still holds up too#norman osborn#green goblin#spiderman#raimiverse#willem dafoe
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I’ve begun a rework of Spider-Man 3, hoping to patch some of its issues while also not throwing the baby out with the bathwater. I’ve posted a couple times on the topic but this will be my wip.
Planning on splitting Sandman and Venom into two separate parts with Harry existing as an ever morally complex through line as he slowly redeems himself and deals with his issues. He’s one of the main characters, he deserves that.
#I still couldn’t hold horror brain back#I never will#harryposting#harry osborn#raimiverse#raimi trilogy#spider man#spiderman#peter parker#parksborn#sm3 rewrite
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Always get so disappointed whenever I’m reminded how the creators of spider-verse specifically said that the movies are about Miles and Gwens “love story”
Cause like damn…if that was your goal from the beginning, how did you mess it up so badly?
#with what we have so far anyways#still gotta hold out hope for btsv i guess#across the spiderverse#atsv#into the spiderverse#itsv#spiderman#miles morales#gwen stacy#anti ghostflower#anti gwiles#you sheeple can stay enslaved by the chris miller and phil lord formula of a cringe fail silly guy paired with a punk dyke but not me#phil lord#chris miller#beyond the spiderverse#btsv
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One of perhaps the silliest things that bothers me to this day about EWAF is that the sandman felt cheap. Like. No proper intro, bland explanation for his name, and like practically all but Doc Oc - a permanent sendoff that means no future reappearances.
C'mon man, give him something fun to work with! Like, how about, if you wanna keep it truly dark in tone, what if he buries people in sand? Or if you wanted less of a set-up for his violence, chloroform or some sort that he'd use to knock out opponents - then his inhuman strength would be a perpetual but rarely used threat that holding your breath would earn you a taste of.
#spiderman noir#noir posting#spidernoir#blogcat: headcanons#visually also appealing if you wanted to use the gas he brandishes as a smokescreen he'd then wheel through to drop spiderman to the floor#dance through the smoke holding your breath and realizing its a matter of outlasting you have no chance of winning#the 'he just dies' ending of so many villains is a different gripe than the one I focused on altogether tbh#like. its something people point out often in the MCU where you just keep trawling out villains to cut down to end a story#then you get no larger managerie of reoccuring villains! no lasting impact!#it inherently limits the staying power of any one individual threat AND said possible larger group of villains#I know the comics then proceeded to. stop. until 2020 which is a different canon altogether#but my points still stand imo. I could fix this. I could haunt that man (pete)#with STORYTELLING
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We rlly don’t need another majima game 😭 please give other characters a chance he already had the spotlight in 0😔
lord if i speak on goro majima.
#snap chats#my last nerve was seeing him front and center on that Three Legends shirt with daigo and saejima im SICK OF HIM#what do you MEAN the Sixth Chairman is backseating majima. like thats his retainer PUT DAIGO UP FRONT#it aint even bias its gen just like. why is the sixth chairman not treated the most important. thats The Chairman of the whole shit#EX chairman whatever we know what i mean#'snap its just a shirt' and these are just my balls alright its all the little things that are like Dawg Cmon#i woulda got the shirt cause it looks like somethign youd get from claires and thats hilarious However ... im annoying.#ill say this then play y0 and be like Ah..... i love you...#fr tho im sick of him GO AWAY YOU ARE NOT THAT GUY#im that meme of spiderman holding back the train and the trains saying mean things about majima#this ire is only brought by rggtwt mates insisting majima needs any more content. like at all.#they gave majima a y0 statue but as far as i can see kiryu doesnt have one like What.#ik i say id skip y0 kiryu if i could during replays and its never that serious but still .... the hell...#my brother in christ majima does not need any more why are you acting starved#i get it hes your fave but my god. goku this trains heavier than i thought i cant do it#ive had beef with rggtwt ever since they tried to say majima was more important to kiryu than haruka. like brb eating a cactus#rgg making gaiden was the worst thing they couldve done cause now everyone wont stop mentioning charas getting a gaiden game#MAJIMA OF ALL OF THEM DOES NOT NEED ONE MFER THATS WHAT Y0 WAS FOR. WHAT ELSE DO YOU WANT#THEY GAVE HIM AN EXTRA STORY IN YK2 ALSO LIKE RGG IS DOING THE MOST FOR A SIDE CHARACTER#anyway this is why im happy saejima and akiyama are getting figures. ESPECIALLY AKIYAMA#I FEEL LIKE WE NEVER SEE SHIT OF THAT GUY and saejima. tbh. but still ... akiyama esp just feels left out#big hope other charas start to get more love. like my daughter haruka ok rgg plesae drop one of her idol statues thank you#on a lighter note september is almost upon us which means two things#1.) i have to move back to school at the end of the month 2.) rgg news is soon .....#SOOO curious as to what's on the horizon .. maybe ill stream it for the first time in nine thousand years#ok bye im gonna eat cereal <- diced spam and rice
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you know what i miss ?? mexican sero hanta akfjskaka
#not that i talked about it here LOL#but in my vigilante reader wip i wrote him that way 💀#three sisters and still comes to eat with his mom every sunday#i think i'm thinking of it again bc of the new spiderman LOL my mom and i went and saw it and she cracked up at —#— every scene with rio LOL#not that i'm super into him but. imagining him at his mother's house#raiding her fridge. very casually speaking spanish to her across the house. saying shit just to make her mad akfnskakak#okay boy hold on i'm looking 💀💀💀#✿ shut up willow
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SPOT IS 7'3⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️ JOHNATHAN IS 6'6⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️ HELPJSMAKANAKANKANA THAT WONT STOP ME FROM WRITING THEM WITH A HUGE SIZE KINK THO AND MAKING THEM FEEL LIKE A LITTLE PRINCESS WITH FEMINIZATION😈
#I CANNOT QUENCH MY THIRST FOR THIS MAN#HEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEGHE#im going crazy#im sorry#but at the same time im not#hold me back before I bark#HOLD ME BACK#atsv#hobbie brown#spiderman 2099#spiderman atsv#the spot#the spot atsv#im still feral for them🥰
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Just wanted to post the Ultimate trio from how they’re basically portrayed in my fic “The Day I Called You Mine” 💀😭 They my sunshines🫶🫶
#ultimate spiderman#johnny storm#human torch#bobby drake#iceman#peter parker#spider man#fanfic#MY FAV BOYS#i found true happiness in them from the Ultimate Spider-Man comics#i cant draw lol#memes#instead of writing I did this instead#ik for a fact#that in a universe theyre all happily dating#holding back my inner urge to have them kiss each other at least once#i still love danny tho lmao
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^^^ #1 most autistic (spider-)man on th whole entire planet earth of all time ever who scampers and skitters and scuttles all about
#talking tag#spider-man 2099#spiderman 2099#miguel o'hara#marvel#comics#comic panels#miguel o’hara voice Crawling Noises Crawling Noises Crawling Noises (<- he is actively saying it out loud)#seriously i will never Not be saying it but god im just so obsessed w/ how he Moves hes just a lil freakin GUY bouncin around like a Flea#he is a Very Distinct Character from Peter. but. also. like.. hes also still always Spider-Man. yknow? and i like that abt him a lot.#peter can get away with brute force bcuz peters a POWERHOUSE who holds back most of the time. mig is canonically of a more agile/Jumpy build#and thus whenever he TRIES to brute-force stuff. 9 times out of 10 it Does Not End Well For Him lmao#but Sometimes he gets lucky and Stuff Just Works!! <:)#h
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i am in dire need of a new bookshelf.
#help#there is only so much rearranging i can do at this point i just need another one#(we're ignoring the spiderman shelf that holds no books)#anyway just moved books around again so i could put the bsd wan manga with the other bsd manga#and have some room for growth#so now bsd and haikyuu are on the same shelf gmskcjs#(with my 2 volumes of banana fish)#(and also my manga copy of no longer human but that just follows the bsd around)#but it is clear to me that this shelf will not be enough for long#especially after having seen what the bookstore had for bsd 😭 and they were missing so many 😭😭😭#but for now we make do#there is still SOME room to grow 🫡#and im only planning to buy 1 volume a week so it shouldnt grow TOO fast#anyway#i need to. go to bed.#shh ac
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i am a lonely hero, trying to fight my battles
[Image Description: a digital drawing of peter parker. he is wearing his spider-man suit with his mask off. he is resting in a metal handrail, looking down with a pensive expression. the background is of a really big bush that covers most of the canvas. it is different shades of purple. /end ID]
#kind of a study of chris bachalo’s peter/spidey#but it mainly started as me just wanting to draw peter#and also a warm up sketch#that i polished a bit 🛐#so that’s why anatomy’s a bit off but i still like it :)#peter parker#peter parker fanart#spider man#spiderman#spider man fanart#spider-man#RESPECT THE HYPHEN‼️ /hj#peter b parker#art#digital art#fanart#marvel#marvel fanart#chris bachalo#the hold his drawings have on me holy shit i literally want to eat the art it looks so umm tasty and smooth???? IDK VERY PRETTY!#digital artist#has id#my art
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