#hoimycraf

[the-blaze-empress]

unironically i think mumbo and tommy have a fucking great dynamic together. like. on the surface tommy is the unhinged one and mumbo is the calm collected normal one. but then when theyre together it can almost switch. mumbo just says things and goes along with the wildest things so nonchalantly and it can completely disarm tommy because what the fuck why is mumbo talking about bbls in such a calm tone???? tommy seems unhinged and maybe he is but its unhinged in that he's deliberately gone and taken the pins out of the door for a specific result. mumbo harbours something much more unassuming but much more fucking insane and sure theyre such a niche unlikely duo but i love the whole two videos they have together

[hermitpictures]

[the-blaze-empress]

@twerkstallion

The two types of people

edit: It's official y'all he's a car

[trafficblrpositivityproject]

@welcome-back-to-hoimycraf because their fics are- just- 😚👌

super underrated and super talented 🫶

@welcome-back-to-hoimycraf !!!

[the-blaze-empress]

SKIZZ??????????? WHY????? THIS IS THE WORST ENDERCHEST I HAVE EVER SEEN

[haveyoureadthismcytfic]

Summary:

BigB wasn't prepared to lose Skizz, but like all of life's curveballs, you've just got to roll with them. Right?

Author: @welcome-back-to-hoimycraf

Note from Submitter: "GRRRRR SKIZZB ANGST!! Also, I love love love the platonic relationship between BigB and Lizzie! They suffer through so much, basically grieving their spouses, and they lean on each other through such a hopeless feeling crisis <3333"

[the-blaze-empress]

omg hes just like me how did u know all kiwis r mutants /j

All the characters that are going to appear on DDVAU!!

[swamp-chicken]

you can't teach stupid

-bdubs, being fucking rude

[clumsyhusky06]

wonder if there's any correlation between being aro/ace/aroace and being in the hermitcraft/hermitcraft adjacent fandoms. I feel like I've met soo many aro/ace people in this fandom. someone with more reach than me should do a poll ab that. or something.

[kataa-floko]

IM FINISHED

FINALLY

[the-blaze-empress]

may i propose:

My list of how I think the Hermits would do in the zombie apocalypse (their “characters” not the actual people)

[thoriffix]

hoimycrafs from ummmm. october i forgot to post them

[qpr-kersuma-week]

Welcome to QPR Kersuma Week!

As someone who's noticed a distinct lack of kersuma content in this fandom, and even less of kersuma in a queerplatonic relationship, I've taken it upon myself to make an entire week dedicated to these silly little block men!

Right now, no dates or prompts are in any way, shape, or form set and I am completely open to suggestion! Asks are open for any questions, suggestions, comments, concerns, or just to say hi. An interest check form is currently in the works and will be sent out as soon as it's done.

The event will be run my me, @welcome-back-to-hoimycraf. I hope to see you there!

@mcytblrsource

[the-blaze-empress]

the local trout population in question

[uses 7,000 tnt] "i think i miscalculated how much tnt to use for this blast."

you think you have?

[deityoftherain]

Traffic Life Superpowers AU Masterpost

Just realized that there wasn't a super quick way to find all of the characters basic profiles that include their powers, so I made this! Click on the name of the person you're wanting to learn more about and it'll take you to a Tumblr post with their name, alter ego name, affiliation, powers, and a fun fact.

Name Quick Guide hero villain vigilante/other civilian (look at #traffic life superpowers au or click on their name for more information on their powers and etc)

Tango is a vigilante named Phoenix Scott is a villain named Starflower Pearl is a villain named Scarlet Moon Lizzie is a hero named Shadowlady Etho is a hero named Slab Joel is a hero named Helter Skelter, or Hel Skel for short Skizz is a semiretired hero named Skizzleman BigB is more of a semiretired, private sector hero named Tip Martyn is a villain named Knight Ren is a villain named The Red King Cleo is more of a floater but is working with the heroes as of now named Zomblaze Grian is a civilian working for the Traffic City Hero Agency as a therapist Scar is a civilian working at an animal shelter that he owns Gem is here too, but she's unemployed and such during the events of the fics, so I don't really know what to put on a post for her so ya know

Scarlet Moon and Starflower are a villain duo called "Galaxy Duo" The Red King and his Knight are a villain duo called "Dogwarts" Shadowlady, Slab, and Helter Skelter are a hero team that often work together

AU in Chronological Order

chocolate kisses | 1,358 | oneshot | Skizz, BigB honeybees, i'm home | 3,924 | oneshot | Etho, Joel, Lizzie healing flowers | 3,796 | oneshot | Tango, Scott, Pearl, Tilly festivals and ferris wheels | 3,467 | oneshot | Tango, Scott the boogey | 27,018 | 10/10 chapters | Tango, Lizzie, Cleo, Martyn, Joel, Scott, Skizz, BigB, Ren, Scar, Gem empty home | 1,742 | oneshot | Lizzie Without You (written by @welcome-back-to-hoimycraf) | 6,113 | oneshot | BigB, Lizzie, Skizz (takes place over the boogey to needles) needles | 1,736 | oneshot | Skizz, BigB pesky bird | 1,887 | oneshot | Grian, Scar, Jellie to be human | 24,817 | 9/9 chapters | Gem, Scott, Pearl, Tango, Skizz, Grian, Tilly

Memes and Fanart

memes pt1 memes pt2 memes pt3 fanart nixon-stars fanart of phoenix holymolyguacamole fanart of starflower

[bloszzom]

🐝 ⇢ tag your biggest supporter(s) and say one nice thing about them

:D

@deityoftherain @holymolyguacomole @anonymousacres

rain: literally one of the best ppl in the world??? like they are so nice and kind and caring and i love them. also an amazing writer omg like?? i think i might've won the best renny lottery cuz... they are literally so kind and deserve the WHOLE WIDE WORLD!!! /p

moly: MOLY I LOVE YOU MOLY. sol is one of the best authors i've ever met liek.... if sol wrote a novel i would read it in a heartbeat. also whenever he compliemnts me i feel like exploding iwth positivty because what do you mean IM a good author MINE IS BUT A PEBBLE COMPARED TO YOURS. /p

vee: thank u rain for giving me stars tag can we all just have a big round of applause for rain please. but anyways also an insanely good author?? LIKE ACTUALLY SO GOOD OH MY GOD I COULD WRITE NOVELS AOBUT HOW GOOD THEIR WRITING IS. anyways same thing as moly their compliments make me feel all fuzzy inside /pos /p

honorable mentions to @v1neyy and @welcome-back-to-hoimycraf, and @hyperfixationsaremyonlylife all so amazing writiers like go check them out cuz i love them and they're literally soo kind and supportive !!!!!! /p