#hoimycraf

[the-blaze-empress]

unironically i think mumbo and tommy have a fucking great dynamic together. like. on the surface tommy is the unhinged one and mumbo is the calm collected normal one. but then when theyre together it can almost switch. mumbo just says things and goes along with the wildest things so nonchalantly and it can completely disarm tommy because what the fuck why is mumbo talking about bbls in such a calm tone???? tommy seems unhinged and maybe he is but its unhinged in that he's deliberately gone and taken the pins out of the door for a specific result. mumbo harbours something much more unassuming but much more fucking insane and sure theyre such a niche unlikely duo but i love the whole two videos they have together

[hermitpictures]

[nicoandindy]

Come along kids, it’s meal time, enjoy your creechture

[the-blaze-empress]

@twerkstallion

The two types of people

edit: It's official y'all he's a car

[the-blaze-empress]

SKIZZ??????????? WHY????? THIS IS THE WORST ENDERCHEST I HAVE EVER SEEN

[trafficblrpositivityproject]

@welcome-back-to-hoimycraf has a really fun writing style and I adore the names he gives fics! They’re always something silly and fun and they make me laugh whenever I see them /vpos

@welcome-back-to-hoimycraf !!!

[silverskye13]

I read R&S. I log onto YT to watch Wels. His first vault is Nether themed and he's fighting champions.

I O.O

The aether declares they be at war at all times. Such is the nature of the universe.

I need to watch Wels's VH vids lol

[the-blaze-empress]

omg hes just like me how did u know all kiwis r mutants /j

All the characters that are going to appear on DDVAU!!

[swamp-chicken]

you can't teach stupid

-bdubs, being fucking rude

[clumsyhusky06]

wonder if there's any correlation between being aro/ace/aroace and being in the hermitcraft/hermitcraft adjacent fandoms. I feel like I've met soo many aro/ace people in this fandom. someone with more reach than me should do a poll ab that. or something.

[kataa-floko]

IM FINISHED

FINALLY

[the-blaze-empress]

may i propose:

My list of how I think the Hermits would do in the zombie apocalypse (their “characters” not the actual people)

[qpr-kersuma-week]

Welcome to QPR Kersuma Week!

As someone who's noticed a distinct lack of kersuma content in this fandom, and even less of kersuma in a queerplatonic relationship, I've taken it upon myself to make an entire week dedicated to these silly little block men!

Right now, no dates or prompts are in any way, shape, or form set and I am completely open to suggestion! Asks are open for any questions, suggestions, comments, concerns, or just to say hi. An interest check form is currently in the works and will be sent out as soon as it's done.

The event will be run my me, @welcome-back-to-hoimycraf. I hope to see you there!

@mcytblrsource

[sand-stinger]

the man, the cod, the legend: swamp man

gift for @welcome-back-to-hoimycraf for part of @mcyt-halloween !!

swamp man swapm man swapmt man

[the-blaze-empress]

the local trout population in question

[uses 7,000 tnt] "i think i miscalculated how much tnt to use for this blast."

you think you have?

[deityoftherain]

Traffic Life Superpowers AU Masterpost

Just realized that there wasn't a super quick way to find all of the characters basic profiles that include their powers, so I made this! Click on the name of the person you're wanting to learn more about and it'll take you to a Tumblr post with their name, alter ego name, affiliation, powers, and a fun fact.

Name Quick Guide hero villain vigilante/other civilian (look at #traffic life superpowers au or click on their name for more information on their powers and etc)

Tango is a vigilante named Phoenix Scott is a villain named Starflower Pearl is a villain named Scarlet Moon Lizzie is a hero named Shadowlady Etho is a hero named Slab Joel is a hero named Helter Skelter, or Hel Skel for short Skizz is a semiretired hero named Skizzleman BigB is more of a semiretired, private sector hero named Tip Martyn is a villain named Knight Ren is a villain named The Red King Cleo is more of a floater but is working with the heroes as of now named Zomblaze Grian is a civilian working for the Traffic City Hero Agency as a therapist Scar is a civilian working at an animal shelter that he owns

Scarlet Moon and Starflower are a villain duo called "Galaxy Duo" The Red King and his Knight are a villain duo called "Dogwarts" Shadowlady, Slab, and Helter Skelter are a hero team that often work together

AU in Chronological Order

chocolate kisses | 1,358 | oneshot | Skizz, BigB honeybees, i'm home | 3,924 | oneshot | Etho, Joel, Lizzie healing flowers | 3,796 | oneshot | Tango, Scott, Pearl, Tilly festivals and ferris wheels | 3,467 | oneshot | Tango, Scott the boogey | 27,018 | 10/10 chapters | Tango, Lizzie, Cleo, Martyn, Joel, Scott, Skizz, BigB, Ren, Scar, Gem empty home | 1,742 | oneshot | Lizzie Without You (written by @welcome-back-to-hoimycraf) | 6,113 | oneshot | BigB, Lizzie, Skizz (takes place over the boogey to needles) needles | 1,736 | oneshot | Skizz, BigB pesky bird | 1,887 | oneshot | Grian, Scar, Jellie to be human | 24,817 | 9/9 chapters | Gem, Scott, Pearl, Tango, Skizz, Grian, Tilly

Memes and Fanart

memes pt1 memes pt2 memes pt3 fanart nixon-stars fanart of phoenix holymolyguacamole fanart of starflower