#hoehoehoes

[gctchell]

@jizzlords said: it... it does. . . . . hoehoehoe. .. . .

"Well, I am the very Mother of Hoe Hoe Hoes."

The things she does to Lucifer behind closed doors? Ludicrous. Sinful, even!

" 'Tis the Season to be Insatiable. ~ 🎶"

[devianttxrts]

andy didn't want to lie, but she was finding it difficult to find a way to skirt around the truth. it was hard, when she could feel her panties sticking to her, idly making her wonder what was wrong with her. so she went with one of her usual formulas; refusing to acknowledge anything she didn't want to deal with. instead, she let her gaze follow callie's down her dress, eyes snapping back up immediately as she bristled. "of course i'm wearing panties! i'm not a whore." not for the first time, she wished calliope had stopped talking, because andy knew she was stuck between a rock and a hard place - refusing was essentially admitting defeat, and letting callie prove it was having defeat thrown in her face. it was a lose/lose situation. but the challenge in the words had her rising to meet it, like it always did, foolishly or not. steeling herself, andromeda stood taller, pointedly ignoring how imminent death seemed for her. "please, i'm not scared."

𝐂𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐈𝐎𝐏𝐄 𝐂𝐎𝐔𝐋𝐃𝐍'𝐓 𝐇𝐄𝐋𝐏 𝐁𝐔𝐓 𝐋𝐀𝐔𝐆𝐇 at the absurdity of the accusation. she wasn't someone who slept around all the time, but she had plenty of experience. ❝ i don't need a medical degree to know that you that you've soaked through your panties, ❞ callie replied, pausing to glance down at the other woman's outfit. ❝ if you're even wearing any. ❞ andy was clearly into some kinky shit, so it would hardly be surprising if she were going commando. ❝ i don't have to wish, ❞ callie insisted, smirking as the younger woman diverted her gaze. ❝ i can prove it. ❞ she wouldn't. not without permission, of course. but they both knew what she'd find if she reached between andromeda's thighs. ❝ unless you're too scared that i'm right. ❞

[battyoldman]

Raiding the vampire's dorm room. "Wake up, I'm giving you the iPad. Take it as an advance Merry Christmas gift... HoeHoeHoe..."

@canto-unofficial

😣

“Waking me up and calling me a harlot.. The youth these days..”

[inkedgoddesses3]

HoeHoeHoe! Merry Xmas!

[ouiouimochi]

Masterlist

list of fics I've written so far for easier navigation

Mashle

Abyss Razor

Happy Birthday Abyss ( Part 1 • Part 2 • Part 3 )

Rayne Ames

Rayne, Rayne (Part 1 • Part 2 )

Kaiju No 8

Various/multiple/general

Well dressed for the occasion (multi part fic)

Never too early to celebrate the holidays!

Soshiro Hoshina

imagine mini series ft. tumblr writer! reader

(he discovers you write about him)

(what's it like to date him)

(suggestive, nsfw route (in progress)

high

headcanons

once upon a dream

o' sweetheart (nsfw)

Gen Narumi

touch-move

Tokyo Debunker

Jiro Kirisaki

we should kiss

list of other posts

Mashle

Lemon Irvine

prompt idea "she likes a boy"

Kaldo Gehenna

female Kaldo fanart

Rayne Ames

sleeping with bunnies fanart

Kaiju No 8

General

reader insert idea

Soshiro Hoshina

he can use a gun chat

fanart/sketch

female hoshina fanart

hoshina gyatt

Gen Narumi

narumi meme

hoehoehoe and hbd

Tokyo Debunker

first ramble

jin ramen ramble

jiro ramble

[thescaryhyperfem]

hoehoehoe! or whatever that old man says

[saintmeghanmarkle]

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle's row over Christmas holidays in latest signs of rift - London Daily Express by u/wenfot

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle's row over Christmas holidays in latest signs of rift - London Daily Express HoeHoeHoe. Megsy Baby doesn't want to go see the Spencers at Christmas. You can't take the children if they don't exist.I think Harry is laying the groundwork for the split.That said, this is the quote about Harry's current trip that stuck out:"There's also another trip planned which has been blanked out of his diary and he's keen to keep it very private."I'm wondering if it's either (a) to the UK to see if he can meet up with Chelsy; (b) to the UK to spend time with the Spencers to plan for a separation; or (c) the long shot...that he's going to spend time in the UK with the King.Something is up...or it could be one big scam by the Harkles to stay in the news. I wouldn't put it past them.Non-Archived: https://ift.tt/VyvNFKb: https://ift.tt/KpcvStC post link: https://ift.tt/bW3VrDF author: wenfot submitted: October 07, 2024 at 01:41AM via SaintMeghanMarkle on Reddit disclaimer: all views + opinions expressed by the author of this post, as well as any comments and reblogs, are solely the author's own; they do not necessarily reflect the views of the administrator of this Tumblr blog. For entertainment only.

[ruwune]

Hoehoehoe why are you sad?

Beet-cos I’m not being loved obsessively.

[deeznuts-anon]

fuck you and merry Christmas you hoehoehoe 🖕 /j

[burgerqueenprincess]

hoehoehoe

[originalghoulwaifu]

Size: Legacy, Perky, EBorn + WAIFU ( special SPILLAGE SIZE ) Lady Waifu misinterpret the " on-Size-fits-all" again. That cute little cinnemon roll! Colors: 9 Colors Versions: 5 Front Textures (Red/Gold, Red/Silver, Green/Gold, Green/Silver, No Print) Options: -4 Sleeve options (Unicolor,Red, Green, Black) -4 Hood Options (Unicolor,Red, Green, Black) -4 Band Options (Unicolor,Red, Green, Black*)

*= Pine, Santa, Ghoul have a special 4th options: Ghoul + Coprse, Pine + Plum, Santa + Navy)

Alpha Layer BOM included

ONLY WAIFU HAS SPILLAGE VERSION ( the others cover boobs)

Shown in Pine/Red and Eggplant/Green

Headpieces by Insomnia Angel ♥♥♥

HOEHOEHOE Merry Ghoulmess!

Link.Tree: linktr.ee/ghoulwaifu X: twitter.com/ghoulcultist

[rainbowgod666]

I need thought to speech i could fucking

OVERTHROW LE GOVERNAMENTO HOEHOEHOE

Like the Great Technoblade told us we could do

Thought-to-speech technology that gets hacked by people who want text messages from their pets while they are at work, only to immediately regret it because their pets text them the dumbest things, and the only way to get any kind of a clear image of what's going on is texting the other pets for cross-reference.

Like you get a text from your dog going "END IS HERE DOOM IS COMING URGENT URGENT SEND TEXT G-D HAVE MERCY, HUMAN COME HOME IMMEDIATELY", (you have no idea why the text translator has decided that your dog is jewish, but that doesn't feel important enough to look into or change) and before you do, you text the cat like "what's going on?"

And the cat replies "sunshine is turned off, window is cold >:C" so okay that's a clue. You've got a monitor lizard that doesn't do much monitoring, but will reply with whatever the lizard is feeling right now if you text "?" first.

"hwrmbglhlr the earth rumbles are sexy", replies the lizard. Okay, so dog panic, no sunshine, and the lizard is sensing vibrations. Oh, there's a rain storm overhead. Fuck's sake.

[hipposfashion]

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[smartass-hoot]

SHIP GAME BRO HOEHOEHOE this might seem random but may i propose homare x you? you two would make such a fun creative combo constantly encouraging each other's creative flows and hyping up each other's artistic works! and not to mention the chaos you two could wreak together. and on a more serious note, yk how homare has issues feeling like he's not worthy of love bc of his lack of empathy,, well like the absolute force of sunshine you are you'd completely blow all that away and show him he's completely lovable as he is! and likewise him to you too; he might not always understand how your emotions work but he'll do his best to make you eternally happy as you deserve 😌

another one that might seem random, but natsuya (from swimming fruits anime)! you both are pretty driven to chase the things you want so that'd make for an interesting fiery dynamic. plus he's definitely got the charm and swag to have you swooning. and he'd love your silly dorky moments, in fact it is the silly dorky stuff that has him all soft and gooey for you 🥺

EYYY BRO HI HOW ARE YOU

also omg HOMARE YES I LOVE HIM SO MUCH!!! he's so flamboyant and memey and i just love his vibes! he'd definitely be a chaos enabler and he'd never judge people so we'd be an unstoppable force together eyyy i'm so happy you think we'd be compatible😌 AND YEAH!!! homare's such a good guy and i'd love nothing more than to shower him with all the appreciation and affection!! (tfw your love language is giving praise lmao) life with homare would be non-stop entertainment and just V I B E S and i love that about him <3

OMG NATSUYA PLS I'M SUCH A WHORE FOR HIM (also not the swimming fruits anime skdjfnjdsnkds). and omg yeah!!! we're both passionate af so i can see why it would work out! we could support each others' obsessions hell yeah 😤 and sdjfndskjfnjskd oh god i wouldn't be able to handle his charm at all LIKE PLS I'M A SIMPLE GAL AND EASILY IMPRESSED I WOULDN'T STAND A CHANCE SKDJFNSDKJN. (the mental image of natsuya finding my silly dorky side cute is sending me to the astral realm bye bye bro it was nice knowing you NSKDJFDSK)

and thank for the ships bro!!! i know i can trust you to be my wingbro 'cause you'd pick nothing but the BEST for me mwah ily bro <3 (i love homare and natsuya so much you're really out here giving me gold)

[davidgarciasilvermoondesign]

#merrychristmas to all my #hoehoehoes from this #naughtyelf to you and yours! Scary Christmas to all and to all a good fright! . #naughtysanta #sexychristmas https://www.instagram.com/p/B6gSV5sDV0b/?igshid=7yi025thol55

[i-did-not-mean-to]

@cilil hoehoehoe bitch ❤️

Seasons Greetings

He sees you when you're sleeping He knows what you did take He knows that you've been very bad And your spirit he will break Oh, you're going to shout You're going to cry You're gonna find out The strength of The Eye Santatar has risen again