#hockeyguy

[100ducksizedfolignos]

psa for jersey enjoyers coolhockey dot com is running a bogo jersey sale through the end of the day tomorrow with the code HOCKEYDAD

somewhat limited size offerings for some of the jerseys but they actually have a pretty decent selection of reverse retros left (including all non-leafs canadian teams and a smattering of american teams)

[atexanfoundinca]

[cryptid-on-a-string]

why do all the guys in that one genre of Generic Highschool Cishet Hockeyguy always deliberatly change their laugh on purpose to make it sound like the count from sesame street. why they going out of their way to say AH.AH.AH.Ah.ah.

[rowdyhughesy]

This is one of the reasons to love hockey

[yellowkites]

It’s a....

[nhlsite]

Washington Capitals: #HockeyGuy of the night ...

rawchili.com

[deansawthetvglow]

re: gay hockey: not a hockeyguy myself but my cousin (who is also gay) is so i believe in gay hockey and i don’t remember who the guys are but i can’t stop thinking about my cousin telling me that there was two hockey men who just made out spontaneously or something. i might be making this up

did i just beome a hockey gossip blog anyways who was it

[bubblegumoceans]

Not sure if anyones a fan of the Hockey Guys and uses Reddit but there’s a subreddit for them now!!

https://www.reddit.com/r/HockeyGuys/

[iluvnhlrs]

@ the hockey guys gf anon, are you sure Will Blake is single ? Because I just checked his Instagram and he is indeed not single. He’s dating a girl named Sam Westgaard. If you were actually dating one of the hockeyguys you’d know that. Double and triple check your facts before you go destroying someone’s relationship with lies

Waaaait before y’all judge the anon, his last post of her/ with her was May. She last posted him in August. Maybe they broke up??? That’s possible… right? Also how old are these guys supposed to be?

[myhockeyworld87]

I'm totally with you on the Matthew Tkachuk train. I wasn't really into him at first but he crept into my blog too lol. My hockey loves started with Sydney and onto Tyler and Jamie and now here I am lol. So I hear what you're saying! 😂

Yes!! Like how did this happen @hockeyguys-makeup I truly need to know. I swore at All-Stars he was not my type at all, and now here I am, like maybe I could see things with him. I could probably write for him. (Like what am I saying...lol) I think we might be the same person as Sid captured me first and then I feel down the Tyler and Jamie hole...haha

[martinnecas]

Not really a fan of Rees, but he’s a confirmed #HockeyGuy

via Sarnia Sting’s Twitter

[sammyblais9]

They broke his face. #hockeyguy #MacMuffin

[andremarcusburky]

more boyfriendy things with nols

i’d recommend to read this first because they kinda add on to one another

masterlist

so when you’ve been with each other a little longer

lets say a year

you guys are so comfortable with one another

you know each others limits and you know exactly which button to push to set each other off or get what you want

you had a short period where the relationship was dying down just a little

so you’d make the other one angry and have angry sex just to make something happen

but then you guys realized what you were doing and talked it out and decided you’d both make a little more effort to make it work

and it worked

if anything you feel closer to each other now, like you know you can get through those periods together

still gets you chocolate and ice cream when you’re on your period

has never stopped doing that

actually once when you got your period he was on a trip

you facetimed that night and you groaned a little because of cramps

and nols was obviously concerned and asked if you were okay

so you told him

less than 24 hours later he’d used some app to have someone deliver ice cream and chocolate

when he finally came home your period had ended and guess if he got lucky

the 1 year anniversairy was a mess

he asked you to be at his place by 5pm

but didnt say it was for the anniversairy

and you’d thought about it like a month prior and planned for a gift and new lingerie and everything

yet you forgot

and he didn’t

he made a reservation for 6pm at some fancy place

and he had a new suit

because he knows how much you like him in a suit

and he had a dark blue tie because you always say it complements his skintone and eyes

and you got caught up at work and texted him at 5:45 saying you’d be late

didnt arrive until 7

and he was still in his suit and looked a little sad

but also he’s big bad hockeyguy right so he pretended like it didnt matter because ‘boys aren’t supposed to care about cheesy stuff’ right

and you were mortified

because if it was the other way around you knew how sad you’d be and you knew he cared

he kept telling you it was okay

“its not! its not okay! yell at me! scream and cry nolan! i fucked up and you did this and you should be angry!”

and then you noticed the new suit and you wanted to die.

and there were roses on the table

and chocolate

and he had bought you jewelry

you cried because you felt so awful

he held you

and you just kept saying how sorry you were and he kept saying it was okay

but it really wasn’t and you knew that

“nols i swear i’ll make it up to you, i’m so so so sorry”

“you’re really the best boyfriend anyone could ask for and i deserve none of this”

“i love you so much and i couldn’t be more sorry, you’re allowed to be angry with me i deserve it!”

and he just stared at you

you didnt know why and it was weird

until

“you love me?”

YES THAT JUST HAPPENED

you hadnt even realized you said it, but it was true

and he kissed you so hard

“i love you too, even though you forgot about our anniversary”

he’s gonna get the 2 year anniversary of a fucking lifetime believe me

you ended up getting wendys at a drive through and then going to this spot by the water that you guys like

in his suit and you in a dress

it was really late by then but you didn’t care

you apologized a million times more

and spent the next month showering him in presents, new lingerie and blowjobs

oh and then in the summer he went to winnipeg and you didn’t see each other for 3 weeks until you went there to visit

the thing iiisssssss you guys both love lightning

its exciting somehow and you love watching it together

its your thing

and sometimes when he wants to make you blush he says super cheesy things like that you hit him like lightning and he fell in love and shit

and he had a new tattoo

it was a little lightningbolt

and you didnt see it first

but it was on his wrist and then when you were at his parents place he was holding your hand and you were nervous (about meeting his parents for gods sake)

and you looked down at your hands entwined and there it was

you traced it with your finger and he looked down at it, and then you

he blushed and smiled at you

you didn’t say anything

but you knew

and he knew that you knew

so you kissed it and then went to greet his parents

you went home two weeks later and he didnt get back until an additional 3 weeks after that

by then you had a little lightning bolt on your wrist

you know those movie scenes where the characters aren’t really doing anything but then suddenly they jump each other and there’s a big makeout scene and its super hectic and they just shove shit off tables and stuff to have sex on there

well

he saw your tattoo and then you can imagine for yourselves what happened

[frankienzi]

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[a2dradio]

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