#hobix

[whyse7vn]

Us -

[ot7 x reader]

AGUST DUI 🛴🔥

7 participants - 7 online

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tae: ok raise your hand if you think yoongi should of died in the crash

namjoon: why would you say that?

tae: jungkook raise your hand

jk: ok

tae: not in real life the emoji please

jk: ok sorry

wait how did you know i raised my hand in real life??

tae: just do it

jk: like nike LOL

tae: i’m going to skin you alive

jk: sorry

🙋🏻‍♀️

tae: why are you a woman

jk: gender is a construction

hobi: construct

jk: control

hobi: we are not playing a game

i am correcting you

jk: oh

tae: connecticut

hobi: stop

tae: i wanted to play :(

hobi: it wasn’t a game can you read

jk: omg i know someone from connecticut

i think

jin: you have no friends don’t lie jungkook

jk: no i swear i do

tae: he does

hobi: don’t act like you know

tae: i know

hobi: who is jungkooks friend then?

tae: jungkook tell this idiot ☠️

hobi: i’m asking YOU to tell me

jk: i don’t know who it is

but i know

i’m going to go insane who is it ohmygod

y/n: jaehyun lmao

hobi: oh

jin: yikes

jk: i’m sorry

tae: how dare she lmao like she didn’t just cook my first born alive by saying that name

jk: she typed it btw

tae: that’s not the point jungkook

i’m throwing up

jk: ur right me too

i’m sorry i’m sorry i’m sorry

y/n: ???

don’t be sorry

jk: >.<

yoongi: lol

jin: tf he laughing at?

yoongi: we’re always talking about jaehyun for some reason

hobi: be fr

yoongi: …

y/n: shouldn’t you be dead from the crash or something

tae: IM SAYING LIKE

jk: maybe he’s still drunk

hobi: LMAOOOO

yoongi: i did not crash

namjoon: he just fell over guys

yoongi: right

jin: ofc the bitch with no license is defending the other bitch with no licence

y/n: typical 🙄

yoongi: why do you know he’s from connecticut

y/n: what????

namjoon: uh??

jin: wasn’t he JUST complaining about how much we talk about you know who…

hobi: kook was right this man is still off the juiceeeee

ha juice by shinee

i’m so funny wow

tae: if we think about it wtf is connecticut

what the fuck is that srsly

i hate that

what does that mean

america is so strange

another white thing i don’t get

i hate white people

jin: ur borderline white

tae: wtf is wrong with you never say shit like that again

ur borderline old

ur borderline dying

AND ur paler than me

like wtf

this poc erasure

someone get him

jk: connecticut more like connectiYUCK 🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢

EWWUUUUUU 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢����🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

hell on earth

yoongi: what

namjoon: ?

yoongi: are we talking about again

i just lost my train of thought

hobi: choo choo

y/n: chuu chuu

namjoon: jaehyun…

jk: 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤢🤢

tae: AND we are talking about poc erasure if you even care

you probably don’t

because you’re a racist

just like your father namjoon

jk: yoongi is older than namjoon

btw

tae: ok???

maybe i wasn’t even talking to yoongi

jk: ok i’m sorry

tae: it’s ok son

hobi: who the fuck were you talking to then?

tae: well yoongi but like maybe i wasn’t at the same time yk?

y/n: shut up

jk: yes

y/n: ?

tae: ok raise ur hand if you think hoseok is being unnecessarily mean to kim taehyung the 3rd today

namjoon: anyways

yoongi are you ok??

yoongi: yeah sorry my head is just all over the place rn

forget everything i said

hobi: is this due to your alcohol consumption

or is it your age getting to you LOL

since your old

older than namjoon

jk: older than namjoon

jin: jungkook is 27 btw

y/n: 23 forever

jin: that’s almost 30 yk?

hobi: at least it’s not 31

yk…

like you

jin: ok

jk: ok !!!!

namjoon: yeah i don’t know what you wanted to get out of that one…

jin: kys

ALL of you

hobi: ❤️

jk: love is love

y/n: awoman

jk: awoman

tae: if you all loved me you would send me a stack

hobi: notice how no money is being sent to your account

take that into consideration

tae: how about you consider my fist in you face

ok i take that back

hobi: don’t

y/n: bryson tiller

tae: why not :(

you didn’t even know what i was gonna say hobi >.<

hobi: namjoon tell him to shut up

namjoon: tae please

tae: yeah ok 😔

cuz you know i do NOT want the smoke

he might do me like he did jaehyun 😭🙏🏼

hobi: will you STOP bringing that up

tae: will you send me a STACK?

hobi: no

tae: then NO

namjoon: both of you stop

also where is jimin??

physically i mean

like do any of you know?

yoongi: y/n’s house i think

y/n: no he’s not??

tae: woah

jk: btw that is also my house yoongi

so y/n AND jungkook’s house

yoongi: y/n and jungkook’s house then

y/n: he’s not here

yoongi: but he was

y/n: how do you even know that??

yoongi: i just do

y/n: ok ????

yoongi: ok

jk: ok \ ^0^ /

tae: wait

jk: JIMIN WAS IN OUR HOUSE ?????

jin: keep up ohmugod

jk: LIKE PHYSICALLY IN OUR HOUSE

WHERE I SLEEP AT NIGHT???

y/n: he wasn’t in my room no

if that’s what ur asking

jk: BUT HE WAS HERE???

AFTER HE WAS SO MEAN SO EVIL?!

y/n: it’s been weeks i was gonna talk to him at some point ig

hobi: communication is key!

not key from shinee btw

jk: WHEN DID HE COME????

WHY DID HE COME????

y/n: he came a few weeks ago

august 6th ? i think

to talk about everything and apologise

jk: you let him in?

tae: LIKE…

y/n: yes

jk: and where was i?

y/n: it was a wednesday so ur boxing class?

jk: i’ve been staying back for those classes

so he came late right?

y/n: yeah

jk: did you invite him?

y/n: no he kinda just showed up

jk: and you still let him in??

y/n: yes jungkook

jk: why didn’t you tell me??

y/n: i wasn’t trying to keep it a secret or anything it just a lot

like a lot seriously

i wanted to give both me and jimin some time to process it all before we brought it all back to you guys

but i was going to tell you

all of you

jk: yeah but like it’s been weeks…

namjoon: to be fair i also did talk to

jimin and didn’t tell anyone

jk: namjoon

jin: also did that

hobi: u all know i talked to him so…

jk: guys???

i’m confused like what he said was wrong but you’re all still talking to him

like everything’s ok???

namjoon: he apologised to her kook

jk: FUCK HIS APOLOGY?????

tae you get it right?? you didn’t speak to him right??

tae: no i get it

i get you

i understand fully

but i won’t lie to you

i DID speak to him

on the phone

only for 5 minutes tho

i counted

i just wanted to make sure he didn’t yk like kill himself or something…

you know jimin is weak like that

not calling people who commit suicide weak but like calling jimin weak cuz that’s what he is

jk: TAE?????????????

tae: SORRY SUICIDE IS REAL YK?

AND LIKE IT DOESNT TAKE AWAY FROM THE FACT THAT I STILL WANT TO PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE

i was just

uh

checking?

namjoon: you can say you were worried about him you know that

jk: SHUT UP???£/8/8/8,&&:&,

NO HE CAN’T

YOU ALL HAVE NO BACK BONE /£2&/&&:&:

NO LOYALTY

HE BASICALLY CALLED Y/N A WHORE AND YOUR ALL FRIENDS WITH HIM AGAIN??????

LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED?????

tae: NO I’M MAD IM STILL SO FUCKING MAD THE FUCK????

FUCK JIMIN I MEAN IT

jk: you are a liar

LIKE

guys what£/£/&/&:&:

i thought you guys were better than this ???

i thought you all cared

jin: don’t be stupid

of course we care

jk: then act like it????

y/n tell them

y/n: jungkook

jk: tell them

in fact

jk added jimin to “AGUST DUI🛴🔥”

jk: tell ALL of them

y/n: jungkook please

jk: y/n seriously

jimin: hey

jk: shut the fuck up

tae: dude

i know ur upset and angry but doing this rn isn’t gonna solve anything

namjoon: he’s right jungkook

ur acting on emotion and not thinking properly right now

jk: IM not thinking properly???

was jimin thinking properly when he called her a slut and then ran away like a bitch?? was he????

namjoon: obviously not jungkook

hobi: but they’ve talked it out and he’s said sorry

jk: HIS SORRY DOESN’T MEAN SHIT

WHAT DO YOU GUYS NOT UNDERSTAND?

his fucking sorry means nothing

him saying sorry doesn’t take back the words he said

or any of the hurt he caused

namjoon: jungkook like she told us they’ve talked about it and he’s apologised

i not sure what more you want

jk: I WANT YOU GUYS NOT TO MOVE ON SO FUCKING FAST??

I WANT YOU GUYS TO AT LEAST TELL HIM HOW FUCKED UP THAT ALL WAS

BOTH PUBLICLY AND PRIVATELY

he should be walking around eggshells around us rn

you guys should be giving him a hard time

not wondering where he is or whether he’s depressed or not

and you wanna know something?

after it all happened she cried for hours

hours

i have genuinely never seen her so upset

she told me not to tell anyone but i have to so guys can fucking understand

and the fact that we didn’t even know that her and jimin spoke???

does that not bother you all?????

the fact that she was “so fine” and “okay” about the whole situation but didn’t tell us that they had supposedly ‘made up’

tae: she said that she was planning on telling us

jk: yeah but she didn’t did she? it’s been weeks

she said they spoke august 6th right?

we are quite literally in a whole new month

and you ALL should know that when she doesn’t tell us things it’s because she’s upset

you should KNOW her

and how she deals with things

you all claim to care but i’m yet to see how

you know i was really excited about this

we were all you know realising

and coming to terms with this

us

i thought that we felt the same

but this has shown me that you guys don’t even feel a quarter of what i do for her

and you probably never will

the way that you all just took her word for her being fine and okay about the whole situation without actually genuinely checking in with her is insane and the way you all rushed to make sure jimin was ok was even crazier

i just

whatever

bye

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as you can probably tell this was supposed to be released last month but i tried to adjust it as much as i could

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[mysticmindsartisticlives]

Is there anyone else out there that would lose their mind if Yixing and Hoseok interacted. Like even if they were to just laugh with one another, I'd be happy.

[taemoonchild]

one day, i wrote a long, long letter to the moon...

heyooo my name is gráinne but you can call me banni;; i’m (mostly) yoongi biased, very much a rap-line supremacist, and a Whole Entire Fool with too much love to give 💜

i became a little bit of a multifandom kpop blog for a while (despite moving some groups to like 5 separate blogs asdgkjashj) and this blog has gone through many many changes and alterations but it was only a matter of time before natural selection came for me and i’ve finally evolved into my final form of a truly bts-centered blog

so!! I’ve decided to finally do a follow forever here as I don’t interact with people much from this blog and my follower count has become stagnant for months now;; I felt like this would be a good starting point to change that, and also a way to say thank you to all the wonderful fans and fandoms that I follow 🙈💕

mutuals ; favs 🌙

# - G

@1stlove 🌙; @2awake ; @92ksj ; @acciosugas 🌙; @agusmyg ; @agustdz ; @ahsuga ; @aquariuskino ; @artistictae 🌙; @aurjeon 🌙; @awoongi 🌙; @bae-jinye ; @bangtoori ; @bbcblackjack ; @beagletae ; @beui 🌙; @bfwooseok ; @bloombwi ; @blushykth 🌙; @bubblegeon 🌙; @bubblyjin 🌙; @bwipsul 🌙; @bwisan 🌙; @bwiseoks ; @bwisou 🌙; @cafejoons ; @cchims ; @champagnejimin 🌙; @changgulove ; @chimchims ; @cowjimin ; @cyphertaehyungie 🌙; @daegucrew ; @ddaengg 🌙; @dearbangtansonyeondan ; @dimplechim ; @dreamy-moonchild ; @everyday6 ; @flowerjjk ; @gayoongi 🌙; @ggukbwi ; @glitchyoongi ; @gloss-yg ; @guksdimple ; @gukyi

H - J

@hercypher 🌙; @hhobi ; @himdaes ; @hipseok ; @hob-e ; @hobies 🌙; @hobilu ; @hobisuki ; @hobixing ; @hoesoks ; @honeymygs ; @huangshitaos 🌙; @hyoflower ; @hyunggunight ; @ilhoonsmj ; @ilyoutrotear 🌙; @jaayhope ; @jeoncooky ; @jeonprince 🌙; @jeonsdear ; @jeons-guk ; @jeonttie ; @jeupstan 🌙; @jghoseoks ; @jhiraeth ; @jhope-shi ; @jho-seok ; @jiguk ; @jiminhoneybee 🌙; @jiminrolls ; @jimins ; @jimins-bootae ; @jimiyoong 🌙; @jinblond ; @jinm1n ; @jinsasleep ; @jinsjade ; @jjiminssi ; @jmin ; @joonfairy 🌙; @junghosoks 🌙; @junghosyub ; @jungkookie-s ; @jungshiii 🌙

K - R

@kimdaily 🌙; @kimrapgod ; @kimseokjin 🌙; @kookiebuff ; @kookied ; @kookiegguk 🌙; @kookmint ; @ksjknj 🌙; @kthparadise ; @kthpluto ; @lovesyoongs ; @lytears 🌙; @mainvocalist ; @mangpd ; @mellowsuga ; @mingenius ; @minjoun ; @minyoongihoseok ; @minyggi ; @min-yungii ; @msgicshop 🌙; @mygi ; @myherobts ; @namkoya ; @ohjiminn ; @outrojk 🌙; @parkjmzl 🌙; @ptgwooseok ; @rapdaegu 🌙; @rapnamu 🌙; @rmjin

S - Z

@sapidsuga ; @seokjinies ; @seokjn ; @sflop9 ; @sftae ; @sgyoongi ; @sin-taehyung ; @smilehani ; @smol-syub ; @soekjins ; @softest-yoongi 🌙; @softjeon ; @springsn0w 🌙; @sugageek ; @sweaterpawsjimin ; @sweetyoongi ; @taechubs ; @taecuttie ; @taeguk ; @taehyungsdf 🌙; @taetaes 🌙; @taevguks 🌙; @teacupjm ; @thatnormalcrazygirl 🌙; @thedaysix ; @twoy ; @vangtae 🌙; @vixtape ; @whyparkjimin ; @woosoek ; @yccnseok ; @yeo1 ; @yeosprout ; @yoonggi ; @yoongisolostan ; @yoongispluto ; @yoonkoya 🌙; @yoonmin ; @yoonminlov ; @yoonqiz ; @youngforevers 🌙; @yyoongiis

[hoseokave]

hobixing —> hoseokave

[jiminspromise-remade]

hi hello it is i, karyl!! (and im posting this again bc it didnt notify anyone the first time n if it doesnt notify anyone this time im Deleting) some of u are probably like …..who is this…..n ya relatable bc i dont talk to anyone LOL but i still….. love u all… like im always here. loving all of u from afar

if i forgot anyone im so sorry :(( its probably bc i didnt know your main blog or i accidentally skipped over u gfdlsgj and if i accidentally put u in here and we’re not mutuals uuhhhhh thats an oopsie my bad!!

anyways!! i hope youre all having a cool ass new year so far!! if not, no worries my friend. it will get cooler dw im a scientist i know this

also so many of u have been here for a very very very long time now and i just wanna say thank u for sticking with me for this long!!! ily!! and for those who have stuck with me in between i love u a lot and for those who are just Fresh Mutuals i love u already thank u

ok now onto the actual Love Post

#

@1cutae @1honeybf @1ilgyu @01ksj @1luvs @1oveisnotover @1oves @1sistar @2aemin @2awake @2gi @2hear @02jjk @2rice @4bts @04pjm @04pm @07jin @18nth @40pjm @95beb @95jimin

a-d

@anxoai @augstd @aura @because-old @besojimin @bipjm  @blackhoeaesthetic @bresqva @bts420 @bunny-hyuk @chasingyoungjae @cherryearrinqs  @chim-chimii @chimchimbby @chimiv @chocoulat  @cinnamonmin @clownjimin @cowjimin @cupidtae @cypherkookie @cypherslut @definitely-a-daisy @dnqhans @dolcemiel  @doyoung @dunkshot

e-i

@eatjinnie @exloving @fiestars @gashinagf @gaykth @gomilingo @gothjjk @gotmeulk @hanellow @harunyany @hermosavida @hobisu @hobixing @holdmehoseok @holyjimn @honeyjeon @hoseok1e @icchu @iloveyeri @iloveziont @ilu2 @ilutaemin @iluyoungk @ilyjimn @imjaehoe @introjimin

j

@j1min  @je0n @jeongiggle @jeoniful @jeonin @jeonnings @jeonshine @jevngguk @jimin-sexual @jiminaruto @jiminloveblog @jiminsbigheart @jiminsdevil @jiminsfuckboy @jiminstan @jimiyoong @jjungkooked @jmins @jminsnovia @joonjulyagustd @joydaes @joyists @jungkcok @jungkookmedinner @juroi

k-o

@kayonennka @khsgf @kihyunswife @kimbtstaehyung @kingmeme @kiss1jin @kkulnamja @kookiejungs @lie @loonachild @lovedjimin @loversjoon @lqjk @mediheal @mi-du @mnet-anti @myg @namjoonsgal @neverbefake @ofsugas @okjennie @omgjongin @oohjiminie  @otpvmin

p-s

@park-loins @parkejimins @parkistan @parkjihyo @parkjimin1 @parkjiminer @parkjimln @peachyhope  @pingkeujin @pinkgalacticprincess @pretentioustrashcan  @rapmonsama @ricegay @ricestan @rosysuga @runrnv @saltae @seuncheol @shuasgf @smolmini @sofglows @sopesboy @spirngday @starprincejimin @storyop7 @sugagloss @sugaisbi @sugay4bangtan @syublush

t-z

@taecheol @taechims @taegic @taegis @taesmixtape @tcehvung @unkooked @vanitae-fair @vcute @vikook @wataermelon @who-you-be @whyparkjimin @wildtaelephant  @ye0ntan @yerisus @ynoogi @yoongisbrowngf @younhgyun

[jimiyoong]

Hello, I'm looking for Jin and Hoseok tumblrs. If it's not a bother, can you recommend some? I'm happy following you as a jimin (and BTS) Tumblr, btw. I really really love your work and how awesome you are.

Aaa thank you so much!!😄

here are some blogs:

Jin: @jjilljj @ksjknj @bwiseoks @seokjinies @nvmjin @myloveseokjin

hoseok: @jminies @hoseokb @yoonseok @hobixing

[joonjuly]

hello can you suggest hyung line/rap line blogs I should follow

sure thing! here are some incredible blogs ♡:

@ksjknj @hobies @smilejin @kimdaily @yoonseok @yccnseok @rapnamu @jaayhope @jjilljj @rapdaegu @jminies @bwiseoks @rapmini @hohbi @hobixing @minyoongis @nvmjin @chimchims @vhope @dreamyoongi @choazy 

[pingkeujin]

did you get your tickets? if not, maybe this could help? hobixing (.) tumblr (.) com/post/173681142317/guess-who-got-tickets-to-the-hamilton-shows-for

thank u so much for looking out for me! but i actually managed to get tickets :’)

[hobies]

hii, i was just wondering if you could rec me some good hoseok blogs? yours is one of my favorites btw :)

hi! omg thank you! ;;;; that’s so nice of you to say ♡ & sure, here are some of my fave hoseok blogs~

@jminies @hobiga @minyoongihoseok @hoseokb @jaayhope @hohbi @j-hope @jiminspraisekink @hob-e @hobgi @hobjoon @yoonseok @kc-junghsk @wingscouldfly @itsjhope @yccnseok @hobixing @prince-hobis-castle @wngs

[whyse7vn]

PALENTINES -

[ ot7 x reader ]

SINGLE LADIES 😁🔥

8 participants - 8 online

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tae: gave my gf an hour long whimpering audio for valentines day

namjoon: you make me sick

jimin: this definitely counts as harassment

jk: yoongi got me a plastic fork

yoongi: yw

y/n: the audio was 5 minutes long????

tae: ok but i sent it to you 20 times

do the math????

jin: you sat there and whimpered into ur phone for 5 minutes that’s crazy

don’t you feel any shame??

tae: why would i feel shame?

it’s called being in love jin

you should try it sometime

jimin: it’s called harassment

hobi: ew man

jk: free asmr :D

jin: it’s gonna be free tae from jail soon

tae: no it won’t

jimin: ur right when you get locked up no one’s gonna want you free

hobi: KEEP TAE IN JAIL 🗣️💯

jk: personally i would want tae free

jimin: personally ur not real so it doesn’t matter what you want

jk: :ᗡ

hobi: ew how the hell did you flip it

i hate that

ew

jk: :ᗡ

hobi: HOW DID YOU DO THAT

jk: :ᗡ

hobi: STOP GO AWAY I HATE IT

namjoon: yoongi got jungkook a present this year?

yoongi: not by choice

y/n: it was by choice

hobi: it was a plastic fork

yoongi: a plastic fork not given by choice

y/n: yoongi

yoongi: no

y/n: please

yoongi: no

y/n: pretty please :3

yoongi: it was by choice

y/n: see told you!

yoongi: don’t understand why we have to buy each other shit on this holiday anyways

i like ONE of you not all of you

tae: am i the one you like be honest

yoongi: bye

y/n: it’s our silly little tradition don’t be a loser yoongi

yoongi: whatever

jin: ok anyways who ordered me a fucking marching band???

jk: idk but did you like it??

y/n: gonna take a wild guess and say it was jungkook

namjoon: i thought you have his card how did he order that??

y/n: he has apple pay now i can’t stop him 😕

hobi: wait no fair

jin did NOT deserve a marching band all he got me was his butter photocard???

jimin: he got me that too….

jk: OMG ME TOO >_<

tae: i don’t feel special anymore

namjoon: really jin?

y/n: mine was signed!!

yoongi: cheap

jin: you literally got kook a plastic fork?

yoongi: he loves it

jungkook tell him you love it

jk: i love it

yoongi: see

jin: whatever don’t care

jimin: namjoon got me a fucking book

jin: lol that’s crazy cuz you can’t read

jk: i’m sorry to hear you can’t read jimin hope you can soon :/

namjoon: i put a lot of thought into the book i got you

jin: that’s cute but he can’t read so

jk: i wish i was a book

tae: if you’re a book does that make you a tree?

jk: guys

y/n: no jungkook

jk: oh ok

jimin: i CAN read btw

yoongi: don’t care

jin: sounds like fake news

jk: omg wow ur a fast learner jimin you can read now!!!

jimin: ur talking way too much today

you should stop

jk: is he talking to me????

hobi: y/n got me a holiday to australia

i’m not gonna go cuz like bugs

but that was really nice

y/n: you’re welcome!!!!

tae: k but i got sex

y/n deleted this message!

tae: 😕

silencing me like they did MLK

jimin: what

jk: milk

hobi: did you just compare urself to mlk?

jin: yeah never say that again

tae: why not?? it’s true

yoongi: you are nothing like mlk

jk: tae ur not milk

namjoon: taehyung do not compare yourself to martin luther king ever again please and thank you

jk: or milk

y/n: and in black history month too…

tae: you don’t understand me or him

y/n: yeah ok

back to gifts

joon got me some really pretty flowers

jimin: boringggggggg he does that every year

jk: namjoon got me wood

hobi: ?

namjoon: statue

it’s a wooden statue thing

not just wood

tae: joon giving other boys wood for valentines ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

u wanna know who i gave MY wood too

y/n deleted this message!

namjoon: tae shut up

jin: saw that

tae: i’m just like mlk i’m telling you man

y/n: stop

tae: sorry

jimin: hobi got me shoes

hobi: i did

jk: hobi got me cheese

hobi: expensive cheese

y/n: i took yoongi to those cute photo booth things

yoongi: they didn’t need to know that

y/n: yes they did

we are sharing what we got each other

read the room yoongi

jimin: yeah yoongi read the room

tae: how tf u read a room??!

a room not a book ☠️☠️

u guys dumb as hell

jin: you not knowing what reading a room means makes a lot of sense actually

jk: send photobooth pics ^0^

bet u looked so cute

not you yoongi

y/n

her

not yoongi

i’m talking to y/n NOT you yoongi btw

yoongi: shut up

and no

you’ll never see those photos

jk: ☹️

hobi: so what did yoongi get y/n??

yoongi: don’t worry

tae: personally i’m worried

jk: me 2 guys yoongi is really scary

what if he killed her

y/n: ?

jin: i want to blow jungkook up

jk: i’m no ballon 😭

jimin: probably fucked for valentines let’s be real

tae: well that’s obviously NOT true lmao 😜 ☠️

yoongi: why is that “obviously” not true

we could of

tae: you didn’t

yoongi: and you know how?

tae: cuz i just know

yoongi: yeah ok

we could of for all you know

on the actual day too

tae: you weren’t even with her on valentine’s day

yoongi: and you were?

y/n: he wasn’t

tae: ok

but i could of been

yoongi: but clearly you weren’t

tae: neither were you

namjoon: both of you stop

tae: idk why yoongi acts all high a mighty

especially when it comes to her

y/n: ok that’s crazy

how about you don’t talk about me like i’m not here!

yoongi: idk why taehyung acts like he has a chance lmao

jk: guys

tae: that’s actually crazy

you’d be fucking surprised yoongi!!!!

yoongi: what’s that supposed to mean?

tae: what do you think it means?

tell me yoongi

guess

i’ll tell you if you’re right or not

yoongi: shut the fuck up

tae: or what?

hobi: why this kinda sexualllll

jimin: like 😭😭😭😭

y/n: LMAO STOP

jin: arguing over pussy that belongs to neither of them is crazy i’m just saying

jk: pussy \ ^0^ /

namjoon: how about we all stop arguing and move back to talking about the gifts we got eachother !!

hobi: jungkook got me a ballon

jk: yeah

do you love it

hobi: sure

jk: ^_^

jimin: personally i think hobi’s lying to you kook

jk: WHAT

jimin: i think he hates his ballon actually

jk: hobi pls say he’s lying

hobi: he’s lying

you see it may seem that way because on the outside im a very chill and nonchalant man

y/n: that is not true actually!

hobi: but on inside i am actually very chalant

EXTREMELY chalant no joke

so basically inside im going fucking crazy over the ballon jungkook gave me but it just doesn’t seem like that cuz im a chill guy

jk: but inside ur chalant

hobi: exactly

jk: jimin why would you lie to me

jimin: ur easy to lie to

jk: no im not

jimin: namjoon died in a car crash 24 hours ago

jk: NO NAMJOON OHHMYGOD NAMJOON NO

namjoon: i am not dead

jk: oh

y/n: how did you fall for that

namjoon cant even drive

jk: oh yeah

lol namjoon cant drive guys

namjoon: ok we all know

hobi: so what did you guys actually do on valentine’s day

jk: minecraft but then it got too scary so i played valorant instead

jimin: idk what any of that means but ok

i personally watched movies with joon

namjoon: yeah

i dropped by kook’s and y/n’s place first tho to give my gifts and stuff

hobi: where was my movie invite?????

jimin: we did call you

you were like high as hell

hobi: oh

wow

how real of me

jin: i cooked steak

jimin: for urself?

typical

jin: kys

no

for me and y/n actually

y/n: …

jin: my fault

yoongi: what

tae: oh

jk: SHE SAID SHE WAS BUSY

TTAHSTNOT FAIIROGJKFNKLDVLKFNKLFHKLNNDKVHNFKVNKLGNGR UFHDFHDKJ GHDKLNGFKLNGFG FHJDJHHGR DHGGRHBDNBF JGHKJGHGR

hobi: ????????????????????

namjoon: cool

jimin: jin???? out of everyone JIN??????

why would you fuck jin

jk: WHATR OHMYGOF WHAT?????? SHUT UP

jimin: on valentine’s day too…..

even fucking ME would make more sense than jin right now

jin: tf is that supposed to mean?

jimin: i said what i said lmao

tae: she cant of fucked jin

cuz she’s fucking me

yoongi: LMAOOOO

u really think your special dont you

thats crazy

jk: WHYIS EVERYONEFUCKING MY GIRLFRIENDOHMGYOJFDJFDKJDSDB

hobi: i dont get it even if she was fucking tae why couldn’t she fucked jin too?

y/n: i am like right here you know

tae: because me and her are serious

yoongi: serious???

you are just a rebound

tae: yoongi i think you’re just upset she didn’t come to you first after the whole jaehyun thing

yoongi: i’m glad she didn’t actually because now i know for sure i’m not rebound

you are

tae: shut the fuck up

yoongi: why? you getting upset?

idk why you’re acting like the victim here when you’re using her for the same thing

hobi: woah??

jimin: cap taehyung bitchless

yoongi: it’s time you stop using y/n to get over jennie and grow some fucking balls

jin: hold on

jimin: WAITTTTTTTT

hobi: SHUT FUCKING DOWN FR????

jk: imgonnapassout

y/n: oh

namjoon: yoongi

tae: i am not using y/n to get over jennie and you know that

hobi: wait ur fr??? taejennie was fr??

LIKE ACTUALLY?? OHMYGIDTHISISREAL??

yoongi: i know that? thats crazy how could i know that??

you didn’t even tell us about jennie

for over 3 months you were with her and you didn’t tell us

and then those photos of you and her were leaked and you were all depressed for ”no reason”

and now all of a sudden your obsession with y/n?

yeah you’re not using her you’re right i’m just fucking stupid aren’t i?

jimin: holy shit man

tae: i am not using her

yoongi: so why is yeontan with jennie right now?

y/n: tae you told me he was with you parents?

tae: yeah

but

i didn’t tell you that because im using you or anything i just said that because i didn’t want to cause any problems

y/n: you lied to me

for no reason

if you told me the truth it would of been fine

tae: i know

y/n: so when i came over

were you planing on sleeping with me anyways?

were you mad at yourself for calling jennie and leaving yeontan with her?

did you use me to help forget about it?

tae: did you use me to help get over jaehyun?

y/n: no

i can tell you that in full confidence no

now answer my question

tae: you know i would never do that to you

y/n: its a yes or no question taehyung

tae: i would never do that to you

yoongi: yes or no you asshole

tae: shut the fuck up

yoongi: answer her question

tae: leave me the fuck alone

tae left “SINGLE LADIES😁🔥”

jk: wow

y/n: didn’t sleep with jin btw

jk: ohthankgod

y/n: did sleep with tae once

we are NOT serious

jk: double ohthankgod

wait

y/n: and now i am going to sleep

jungkook come cuddle

gn all

jk: ON MY WAY OHMYGOD IM ON MY WAY

gn

jimin: good night …

hobi: nite!!

yoongi: gn

jin: goodnight

namjoon: gn

DOWNBAD😭🫵🏻 #2 (minus tae)

6 participants - 5 online

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namjoon: yoongi that wasn’t fair

yoongi: i know

but she deserved to know

and he wasn’t gonna tell her any time soon

hobi: YOU AND NAMJOON KNEW THIS TAEJENNIE WAS REAL THIS WHOLE TIME????

yoongi: i just found out

namjoon knew longer

namjoon: not that long

jimin: ok but how do you know tae is using her fr?

yoongi: it’s not hard to connect the dots

jin: still you could be wrong

yoongi: well he didn’t deny it did he?

jimin: to me it looked like he didn’t know if he was using her or not

yoongi: well he needs to figure that out soon it’s not fair to her

or him ig

but mainly her.

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hate this don’t care about anything bring back yellow….

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[kimdaily]

#사브데일리

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[parkjiminer]

It’s been 5 months since my first follow forever and I still can’t believe how much this blog had grown within this time. This follow forever is both to mark a personal goal (3.6k followers im !!!) and to thank you all, because honestly, you stick with my lazy ass and I’m really grateful for all and each one of you 💕

bolded: mutuals italic: faves/blogs I admire heart emoji ♡: friends/you have a special place in my heart (even if we don’ talk much) +blogroll (sorry if I forgot anyone!!)

# - D

@2suga  ◦ @3joonie ◦  @02bts  ◦  @4hyyh ♡ ◦  @150625  ◦  @13egin  ◦ @1rapmon  ◦  @1cyphrs  ◦ @bangtan  ◦ @allforbts  ◦ @artychim ◦ @adoreseokjin  ◦ @angelpjms   ◦  @apgujeon  ◦  @btsjimln  ◦ @blondepjm  ◦ @bxngtans  ◦  @beautifulwings  ◦ @bwibelle   ◦ @bts4554543  ◦ @bts-trans   ◦ @btskimtaehyung  ◦ @busanochu  ◦ @busanking  ◦ @bangtan-namjoon   ◦ @bingu-biased  ◦ @bts-bts-bts  ◦  @bvngtae  ◦  @bts-for-life  ◦ @bipjm  ◦ @bangtanbanchan  ◦ @cryjeon   ◦ @chimchams  ◦ @chimcheroo ◦ @comeherejimin  ◦  @chokemejimin  ◦  @chiminns  ◦  @cypherslut ◦ @cypherkookie  ◦  @cloudjimin  ◦  @chimtae  ◦ @divinesuga   ◦ @dear-pjm ◦ @daegucci   ◦  @ddochi-jimin  ◦ @do-doreu  ◦  @dorkytaes  ◦ @defendkimseokjin

E - I

@empressoftheworld  ◦ @eternaljimin  ◦ @flowerkth  ◦ @fluffyliontae ♡  ◦ @gldnkook ◦  @ggukthicc  ◦ @gotjhope ◦  @galaxybin  ◦ @gukied  ◦ @hobuing ◦ @hobilu  ◦ @hobixing  ◦  @hyukbinnie ♡  ◦  @hobiswife  ◦ @hobibliophile  ◦  @hosoeok  ◦ @hobjoon  ◦ @hixtapexx  ◦  @hobicorn ◦ @hugmetae  ◦ @hazeljimin  ◦  @inktae  ◦  @inuera ♡  ◦ @ikobean ◦ @ilovejimindaily  ◦ @ilyparkjiminie ♡  

J - N

@jjks   ◦  @jjibooty ◦   @jeonify  ◦  @jengkook  ◦  @jimiyoong  ◦  @jiminvy  ◦ @jeonheart  ◦ .@jcongguuk  ◦  @jeondiary  ◦ @jimbub ◦  @jeonggukk  ◦ @jiminspraisekink ◦  @jiminrolls  ◦ @jimincena  ◦  @ji-min  ◦ @jgukk ◦ @jollybts  ◦  @jinblond  ◦  @jungkook-e  ◦  @jeonggkuk  ◦ @jeontrash  ◦ @jimins-laughs  ◦  @jminies  ◦  @jeonseok  ◦ @je0n ◦  @jjeoreo  ◦ @jiminie-minime   ◦ @jooniesangel  ◦  @jimickeygotyesjams ◦ @jiminniethighs ◦ @jjminie   ◦ @jinpout  ◦ @jinbaby ◦    @jevngguk  ◦  @junghkook ◦ @jeonjungkoko  ◦ @jungkxook  ◦ @jeonity ◦ @jeongkuk ◦  @jooheoniesgf  ◦ @jjeonguk  ◦  @jins-jk  ◦ @jinmini ◦ @jeoon   ◦ @jiminms ◦  @jimissi   ◦   @jinily   ◦  @kimdaily  ◦  @kitetae  ◦  @kookie-time  ◦ @kimmy-trans  ◦ @kkyutae  ◦ @kainks  ◦ @kimtahyung  ◦ @kthspjm   ◦  @kookinthetae  ◦ @kijyeon  ◦  @loserandnamjintrash ♡  ◦  @letsgopartaee  ◦ @monoka  ◦ @mnkook  ◦ @myloveseokjin  ◦  @minynngi  ◦ @mnyunki  ◦  @mytaeddy ◦ @mewchim  ◦ @monbell  ◦ @mochiijimin  ◦ @mygnksj  ◦ @minsugapuff  ◦ @namseok ◦ @nicejimin  ◦  @namjoonned ◦ @nnochu   ◦  @nobts ◦  @nvmjin

O - S

@ohjiminn  ◦  @officerkook  ◦  @onceuponakookie  ◦  @pawjimin  ◦ @pjminis ◦   @perfectjimin ◦  @parkchim-min  ◦  @preciousjeon  ◦ @peachesjoon ◦  @purplejoonie  ◦ @parkjmzl ♡  ◦  @pjmksj  ◦ @parkejimins  ◦ @pjungkook ♡  ◦  @parktaegi  ◦ @park-fkin-jimin  ◦ @pockytae ◦ @queenjunghoseok   ◦  @rapdaegu  ◦  @rosejimin  ◦ @syubbie  ◦ @se6kjin ◦ @sweaterpawsjimin  ◦  @sosjimin  ◦ @rudetae  ◦ @smilepjm   ◦ @sugaa   ◦ @sunkissedbts ◦ @syugaflake  ◦  @syubsanha ◦  @suntaes  ◦ @sugacakes ◦ @seokjiins  ◦ @sugainmycoffee  ◦  @sugaspen  ◦  @sftae ◦ @suga-mon ◦ @softaeness   ◦  @sugasuite  ◦ @softjm  ◦  @syubtae  ◦ @supremekth

T - Z @taevisual  ◦ @taegay ◦ @taetaebts  ◦ @taepott  ◦  @taehyu  ◦ @theseoks  ◦ @tcehvung   ◦  @taeguk  ◦  @taeharu  ♡  ◦ @taemybae  ◦  @taehottie  ◦ @teenage-sihlouettes  ◦  @tahyungs ♡ ◦  @taesflower ♡ ◦  @taehynggs  ◦ @taenicorn  ◦ @taewae   ◦  @thejimineffect   ◦  @vmons   ◦ @vividyoongi  ◦ @vmiin  ◦ @whyparkjimin   ◦  @wydkook  ◦  @xultjeon  ◦ @xoxonamjoonie ◦ @yoonzis ◦ @yoongichii  ◦  @yahjiminie ◦  @yoongitis  ◦  @yeonggi  ♡ ◦ @yoonandseok  ◦ @yoonseok  ◦  @youngest-k  ◦  @yoonmons  ◦ @youngforevers  ◦ @yoonmin

[written-in-flowers]

thursday, sunday and monday please

Monday:  do you struggle with the ‘boring’ parts of writing?: I try not to write boring parts, so I either force them to be not boring or I skip them completely lol

Sunday: how frequently do you take requests or prompts, if at all?: Not very often, but every so often I will take requests for drabbles. I don’t do anything big for anyone anymore. 

Thursday:  have you ever written a high fantasy concept?: I did actually! I wrote a druid!Hobix Prince!Yoongi once, but never finished it (like most of my big fics). I also used to write them in middle school trying to be the next Tolkien, and failing miserably.

fanfic questioned themed around time

[jiminmochi-chimchim]

Any blogs you follow that posts about suga and hobi (My babiesssss)

hahahaha sure do love, i know a few blogs ❤️

@yoonjinotp @yoongichii @gayoongi @sugagifs @sugagi @sugainmycoffee @sugaa @yoongis-selcas @minyoongiswaeg @minyoongggi @agutsd @agustdior

@jhopesmixtape @hixtapexx @jhope-shi @hobi- @hobilu @hobixing @hobiga @hoseokthighs @hoseokedits @hoseokstuff @hoseok-net @hoseok1e @fy-jhoseok 

@sope-mates @jhopesugainfires

I HOPE I HELPED LOVE 😋🙃

[hobies]

can you recommend blogs to follow ? this is my first come back with BTS !

ohhhhoohoho that’s exciting! you’re in for a ride 😎 here are some blogs that I think you’d enjoy during comeback season~

@kthspjm @bwichim @kookmint @sugaa @parkjmzl @apgujeon @jminies @bangtanbanchan @bwisou @bangtoori @chimcheroo @junghope @jiminrolls @samwol @hoseokb @ggukz @jhopesmixtape @honeymygs @joonjuly @ksjknj @jjilljj @mewchim @rapdaegu @bts420 @hobixing