#hng gretel

[lavalave]

Practicing Gretel (and Hamster) before doing a request :P

[spc-rambles]

I just love how Gretel is the closest a Dwampyverse character got to saying fuck…

next to Baljeet.

[lovelywayniac]

Simple Rundown: Kevin got fed up with Gretel and was mentored by Doofenshmirtz. He’s 25 and is now technical-lly advanced, and evil. He still lives at home with his parents and Gretel.

Gretel is 17 and got stuck being his “nemesis”, they keep him from harming citizens and researching aliens.

Hamster “retired” years ago, thought it would look best if the pet hamster wasn’t going to outlive the average for too much longer to the parents' perspective. He “passed” when Gretel was 15 and is currently living on Bora Bora.

[not-buffalo-marshmallow]

I love the dwampyverse shows because they're all like:

Phineas and Ferb: show about loving your family

Milo Murphy's Law: show about loving your family and friends (specifically in the face of adversity)

Hamster and Gretel: superhero show HAHAHA JUST KIDDING! IT'S A SHOW ABOUT LOVING YOUR FAMILY!

[catstreet]

[cometcrystal]

dwampyverse orientation and gender headcanons

phineas - i don't know . in my defense i dont think he would be able to tell you either if you asked.

ferb - straight but in a way that makes people question him. maybe nonbinary and straight. he's gnc for sure.

isabella - bi. very vocal about this. has a patch on her sash for it. etc

baljeet -bi and an enormous chad when he gets older. has to fend people off by whacking a broom at them

buford - gay and and angry about it. now this doesn't mean that he wishes he was straight. he ACTUALLY wishes he was aro/ace so he didn't have to deal with any mushy romantic feelings at all

candace - straight trans girl. self explanatory

jeremy - bi and chill about it. a lot of his friends don't even know just because it's never come up

stacy - lesbian and suspected it for a while but she wanted to make SURE by dating boys first. hesitates to tell candace because candace will go overboard with enthusiastic support

vanessa - lesbian.... simple as

perry - canonically asexual and im fine with that decision. also transgender. he's narratively transgender.

doof - bisexual loser. nobody's doing it worse than him

monogram - cishet. is the most awkward ally in the world but he tries at least

carl - gay

linda - you know this bitch is cishet but shes WAY better at ally stuff than francis

lawrence - bi trans man

norm - he would try every letter of LGBT out to try and figure out which one he is and when he's done he just says "I'm Norm!"

irving - this kid is gay

milo - he'd just go with "queer" and call it a day

melissa - if you asked her what her orientation or gender was she'd ask if you were a cop

zack - bi loser (also poly with melissa and milo, since i didn't mention it up there)

sara - bi but she acts like a scene kid about it

diogee - he's a dog he doesn't really give a shit

dakota - gay.

cavendish - gay.

bradley - gay but one of those really annoying ones

amanda - bi trans girl. she went through at least 7 different crises before she figured that out

gretel - nonbinary lesbian...i just know it in my soul. halfway influenced by meli povenmire

kevin - loser bisexual. absolutely no rizz with any gender

fred - i KNOW they're a nonbinary dyke i just KNOW it. runs in the family. maybe kevin figures out he's one too. you never know

hiromi - cishet but she's cool

bailey - transbian 100% and dating gretel when they get older

hamster - it's the first ever gay rodent

[ursaribbon]

oh yeah btw there's a background character wlw couple in the first episode of hamster and gretel season 2

cuz i know not all of y'all keep up with h&g lol

so there's hope for more rep in pnf season 5/6 maybe???

[gaycavendish]

freddy fazbear

[beehunterkisser]

i liked this episode

[pftones3482]

Caught up on Hamster and Gretel and now here I am with a whacky fun theory

So this organization, right:

Fedora symbol? Stealing animals? All of said animals have alliterating names? They SELL the animals???

Theory that OWCA gets its agents (at least some of them) from black market dealers. Even more insane theory - OWCA specifically set up the Syndicate and hired Dr. Hawthorne to get them more agents without having to go through the longer, more legal method.

[vinniedakotaismyspiritanimal]

I am a huge MML fan, (y’all can definitely tell) and because of this I have not watched Hamster and Gretel. I have nothing against the show, honestly, it looks great, but also, they could have made a Milo Murphy’s Law season 3. But the did HnG instead. So, I have a bit of a grudge.

[spc-rambles]

I'm a lemur and I love it and I'm standing on my toes!

I'm a lemur and I love it and I'm standing on my toes!

[danvillecheese]

MML REFERENCE LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO

[not-buffalo-marshmallow]

The next Dwampy show needs to be for an adult audience and I am completely serious.

I sincerely don't believe that they can continue making kids shows while still throwing it back to Phineas and Ferb. Their new target audience was not alive when pnf came out. As Dan directs more and more of his attention to the fandom, more than anything it would just be fun to see them both go back to their original roots in things like Family Guy and just take a new route anyway.

[lyllaotterofhalfworld]

They're super duper 💫

[cometcrystal]

this scene made me TEAR UPPPPP from how sweet it was HE LOVES HER SO MUCH!!!! SHES LIKE 9 YEARS OLD AND HER BIG BROTHER ACTING LIKE A GOOFBALL HELPS HER NOT BE SCARED ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAUUUUUUGGGGHH