#his wiggles are so angery...

[biskael]

a HOLY WORM sent from THE LORD . a MESSENGER of YOUR DEMISE .

( wormy here , wiggle-wiggle~ )

[cameoamalthea]

Familiar for @departed-pronouns

I have a boy, his name is William. He is the best little boy. All dogs think they have the best person and William is the only person I have ever had but I still know he is the best.

I was very small when I got him. When the man came and took me from my mother and siblings and the warm box and towels in the place that had been home sense before my eyes opened. I yelped and yelped. Even though the car ride was exciting and there were new smells, I was scared.

The world was big and I was small.

It was dark when the car stopped, the world smelled like ice and snow. The man kept me wrapped in a blanket and bundled close to him, pressed against his soft puffy jacket. I wined and wiggled. I was very good at wiggling.

When the front foor opened, the world was flooded with light and warmth, and new smells. Home smells, and food smells like potatoes frying and it smelled better even than the fries my mother's human sometimes dropped.

"Dad!" cried a voice, a tiny high pitched voice. A little human. My boy. My boy who is called William!

"William!" the man who was called Dad said in greeting, his voice as warm sounded like a smile. "Happy Hannaka, son!"

Then he held me out and the boy was loud with joy and taking me and holding me and all I could think about was how good he smelled, and how much I needed to lick his face.

I licked him and licked him and wagged my little tail so hard my whole body wagged. He sank to the floor, laying back and I was on top of him licking, licking, licking and barking for joy.

"I love him!" said William.

"What are you going to call him?" asked another voice, a woman, who I learned was called Mom. "He's got a little eye patch. We could call him Pirate or just patches."

"Spot?" suggested Dad.

"Greg," said William firmly.

"Greg?" asked Dad.

"Yeah, like from Dog Man," said William.

From then on I was Greg. Greg, William's dog, and he was William, my boy. The best boy in the world. I thought I would always have William. Sometimes William would have to leave, for school or synagogue service, but I'd always wait and he always came back.

William liked magic tricks. He talked about Houdini and had posters on his wall that he told his friends about. He said he wanted to be a magical when he grew up and sometimes did a trick where he held up a towel over himself and then disappeared!

I would bark and bark and run around looking for him, but I always found him.

I always found my boy eventually and the best feeling in the world is 'there you are!"

Then one day William didn't come home. Mom and Dad did and they smelled like fear and grief and blood. William's blood. I whined, I whined more than I had since I was a puppy.

"It's ok, boy," said Dad. "William's all right. He'll be all right. He just has to stay in the Hospital a few days.

"One of us should have stayed with him," said Mom, "I would have slept in the chair."

"He's resting, Rebecca," said Dad, "we'll be there first thing. We can't leave Greg alone. Poor boy must be worried sick." Dad reached down and pet the spot between my ears. "Let's you get you some kibble."

I didn't want kibble. Even though eating is one of my favorite activities and I my bowl hadn't been filled hours and hours. I just wanted William.

But William did not come, not for days and days. Then when a boy did come home, a boy who looked like William and sounded like William, he was Not William. My William never came home.

I came running when my family got home. I smelled that boy who smelled like William, his scent mixed with fear and confusion and sadness, but something was wrong. This was NOT William. No, NOT WILLIAM. Not my boy. Something else. Where was William? Why did this thing look like him and smell like him but was not him!

"BARK! BARK! BARK!" I cried my alarm.

The NOT WILLIAM shrank back, startled and afraid.

"Greg!" shouted Mom, her voice more alarm than angery

"Greg!" shouted Dad, he did sound angry. I did not care, I advanced on the Not William. The boy, who was not my boy, knelt down, as if that could calm me. As if that could show he was not a threat.

But he was Not William and this was wrong.

Dad grabbed me by the collar and pulled me back, "Greg, chill out. It's William. It's just William."

But it wasn't William, and it would never be William again. I would never see my boy again, and no one else noticed—not Mom and Dad or anyone. William was gone, and only I realized, only I cared, and that made it worse because I was alone. There was no comfort when I barked or cried, only annoyance—the insistence that this other boy, familiar but completely alien and wrong, was William.

He was not my William.

[i-need-air]

Hey it's me again ❤️

I'm just gonna whisper something in your mind (is that even possible?)

Having a baby with Hybrid Katsuki.

Just that. Imagine girl. Perfection.

Ok, real talk here. Every time I see a request from you I uwu a little bit bc I know for a fact whatever you're requesting will make me get so immersed and involved and I'm gonna 💕💞AAAAAA💕💞 while writing AND [lemmecatchmybreath] it happened once again skdjdkfkf Hope you enjoy and sorry it took longer than normal~

Word count: 1.8k

× listen 🥺 I already started and I'm melting, ok?

× when he finds out you're having a smol baby together?

× he freezes and looks at you in a whole different light

× if you're getting pregnant, he will definitely smell the change in your scent and will know even before you do; he'd be instantly by your side with a bewitched expression on his face, taking your cheeks into his palms to just soak everything in yet he's shaking slightly

× and even if you adopt [hopefully a smol hybrid], something deep inside of Katsuki, burried and long forgotten surfaces

× this is the life he always wanted, he always craved even in his darker moments

× this happiness, this fulfillment, this joy

× I absolutely believe he will diligently read and learn everything about the baby to come; will educate himself like no other, deciding to be the very best father he could ever be

× his life was rough and he was stolen away from his biological family, he will now have a chance to have his own and he will not fail you or the baby

× when you hold the little bundle of sunshine in your hands, head down admiring the beauty of a new life, he will stand there, again in shock, again soaking this moment in... so beautiful, so perfect

× will he ever tell you that? of course not; angry ass wild pomeranian—

× but his face gives him away every single time and when you tilt yourself to hand him his new son or daughter, he falls in love for the second time in his life;

× he burries his nose in the soft and fragile skin of the baby's head and breathes in, his instinct kicking in to defend, protect, care, look out for...

× watch carefully because once the baby makes a noise, he'll still, unsure of what to do, but smile so softly as the baby coos in his arms securely; that right there is the best image you can have of soft Katsuki.

× the first few weeks are actually horrible, sorry to break it to everyone aksjskdj not because he doesn't know what to do or does not want to help; on the contrary, he is so incredibly attentive but he also recites the books he learned by memory at this point and it's getting absolutely infuriating;

× although understand him, please; he wants to prove he's a good dad 🥺 except you wanna smack him bc he scoffs if you suggest something he isn't sure about.

× you will find him standing by the baby's crib as it sleeps; he's just???? making sure this is not a dream????? don't question anything though

× can we hc Bakugou with a daughter too? [ already established in the Hybrid!Kiri hcs that Kiri'd have daughter bUT i just really really like beefy men with tiny daughters;;; my heartttt;;; ]

× his little angel, no discussion, no argument, his daughter can do NO WRONG!

× he's very down to earth though, don't get me wrong, he just absolutely adores spoiling her

× speaks softly into her ear, the lowest you'd hear from him

× gruff, raspy, gutural voice ofter overused to scream now low and soft as he holds her into his chest; doesn't do baby-voices or anything like that, but calls her his angel then smirks at you if you're watching;;; then starts softly complaining and bitching about you to the baby 💀 all while rubbing her back

× omfg his hand is as big as her tiny back; guys, call an ambulance, I'm—

× Katsuki would be the type of little shit to pull what I just said then grab you and glue you to his chest too; he'd look down at you both, eyes shining in such adoration he'd take your breath away just before he continues his ranting about you;

× once the baby starts being more interactive, her giggles specially the ones induced by her daddy will make him melt; absolute diminute baby with a small wiggling tail clapping her chubby hands at her dad? his eyes would widen suddently, ears snapping high in surprise and he's taken back by the emotions overtaking him

× he's gone, man; she has him wrapped around her tiny little finger and you can't do anything about it

× instantly acts all in denial if someone is around though; scoffs to hide is obvious smile, placing a palm on his mouth to further block it out and tickles her with the other, earning another fit of giggles

× please, don't tell him his whole tail is waving from side to side

× the only clear giveaway apart from his ears and it's;;; a d o r a b l e;;;

× specially when your daughter also starts wagging her tail in response whenever he does it;

× "Hey, come see what the dumbass is doing!" or "Look at what she did" while showing you a video; proud pappa 🥺

× we're bringing back Proud Bakugou bc hIS DAUGHTER iS tHe BeSt; no, seriously, his kid is the mf best in the world and he will start this presentation with—

× now sit down with me and accept this: the baby; yes, your sweet daughter; mhm, that adorable screeching angel; mhm;;; she'll talk so early it's disturbing.

× at 6 months or so she's already saying mamma, dadda, kitty, woof-woof

× seriously terrifying how sharp she is and how she cannot shut up; for the love of gOd, Katsuki, this is all your fault... it doesn't matter, he just smirks as he has another reason to brag to anyone about his child

× did that street vendor look at him funny? "I'M GONNA FUCKING TELL YOU ABOUT MY DAUGHTER—"

× super-protective of her and fucking hates with a burning passion if anyone dares to do that thing where they match up babies saying "Maybe they'll get married when they grow up"

× hands down, no filter, he just looks deep down in whoever had the audacity and says "Like fucking shit they'd deserve her."

× drag him away before he throws fists

× he will definitely if you don't drag him away and you know it, they know it, the baby knows it and cheers for pappa, the whole world knows it at this point and they're buying tickets to watch the shitshow

× chest carrier and walks around with the kid like a boss

× man has shit to do, don't even dare to judge him;

× handles fits really well, he's impressive to say at least

× she's spoiled, yes and always has new toys, coloring books, whatever she wants but the moment she throws fits, he puts his foot down

× baby would be smol angery bb all adorable in all her Bakugou genetics anger and he'd just stare, tapping his foot

× literally waits in place until she calms and looks up at him with big, round eyes, puffy red cheeks and ears lowered

× mission accomplished; he nods then picks her up;

× and you're there amazed??????

× "The fuck you lookin' at?" lil shit still has a foul mouth tho, but make him get just as pouty and embarrassed as the child in his arms by saying something cheesy like "How amazing you are as a dad 💕"

× all rainbows and unicorns until she starts repeating insults and fr tho, Katsu almost shits his pants, fearing your reaction. Will, hands down, chill out with the insults even if he meant no damage with them; he has this unreadable expression on, a mix of shame and fluster, dread too? he's sorry, ok????

× loves, loves, loves cooking for you both and once the kiddo has her own special chair to sit at the dining table together, that's when he sees it: his dream

× you, wiping some food off her cheek with a loving expression, talking about your day casually, baby giggling while she moves her face away playfully; he loves you both so much.

× has these rare moments where, at the end of the day once you're settled in bed, he'd hug you tight and thank you in his mind for... for this... all of it...

× once she starts walking they're both a disaster

× seriously, do not expect the household to be silent ever again [ well, that dream was gone long ago anyway lol ]

× "Where the fuck do you think you're goin'?"

× rapid giggle running around from place to place

× "Oh, for fucks—"

× "Katsuki." you only need to say, catching him in his insults

× 😳 ... "Kid, come back, we're goin' to the park." Skdjkdfkl

× sudden adorable tiny fast steps approach him bc they're going for walkies!

× he is very careful with her and teaches her about stranger danger; also teaches her how to growl and even if her attempt is a total failure, small rawr leaving her lips, he's like "Yes. Good job. Now give it more heart."

× he growls as an example

× she growls back, sounding like a cute lil pup 🥺💕

× as she grows up, she obviously acts more like her father yet he knows when to stop the bad behaviors and it only takes a warning growl from him to get her to cease

× yet somehow you're the strict parent at the end of the day??????? tf????????? who made the rules??????

× starts calling her brat, squirt, lil shit 💕lovingly💕

× "your child" if she did something bad

× "Your fucking child kicked the ball into the vase and broke it." Aha, nice one, Katsuki. Good job.

× not to brag but her puppy eyes don't work on him but yours do; the problem is her puppy eyes do work on you bc she's the light of your life so if she wants something; she'll puppy-eye you knowing you'll get it for her bc daddy loves you very much 💕💞

× literally evil mastermind; didn't I tell you she's sharp? pft, she's playing you both so hard

× every day he comes back from work she runs to him at the door, tail wiggling happily behind her as she stretches her arms to be picked up and he always does, without a doubt, then proceeds to kiss the top of her head

× come out to greet him too? the whole loving routine is his absolute thing and wants to see you, have you kiss his cheek; he complains but adores it soooooo much!

× you have a family night; BONDING WITH MOODY POMERANIANS. Yes, plural, and it sounds perfect~

× even if it's just one of those animated movies he hates so much, he'll watch through all of it and make sarcastic comments just to make you both laugh; will grin satisfied asf if he manages to do so bc he's the best.

× will definitely want another kid, so how about maybe a boy??? hmm???

× asks you if you're up for the idea and if you agree, he'll roll his eyes and crack his shoulders, acting so very uninterested and purely exhausted yet his smirk would give him away:

× "Knew you'd torture me with another devil"

× throw him out, istg— 💀

[tk-writer]

Can’t sleep so here’s Legend of Korra ticklish!headcanons

Korra

she’s a pretty balanced switch, however it depends on who she’s with

she likes to tickle Mako a lot because he’s Grumpy(TM) and seeing him get all giggly and soft gives her a power trip

endless friendly tickle fights with Bolin that often end in a tie

tries to win against Asami but always, always loses

only has two or three bad spots but is taken down easily when they’re targeted

secretly likes it... but will never, ever admit it out loud even under threat of torture

Asami knows tho ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Asami

actually not that ticklish, probably a 6/10

also a switch but prefers to ler

wins tickle fights 9 out of 10 times

she’s RUTHLESS most ppl won’t mess with her if they know what’s good for them

seriously she can be pretty brutal

won’t stop until the person admits defeat or begs

smug

smirking

scawy

Bolin

is a lee bb that tries to be a vicious ler (and fails)

he’s really goofy and laughs more than the person he’s tickling

listens when people tell him to stop

endless teasing

once he finds out someone is ticklish he’ll take every opportunity to use that weakness against them

will taunt about how ticklish they are

can’t take tickles at all tho

poor thing scream laughs and loses all his composure

also secretly likes it, but he’s willing to admit it if it means getting tickled more!

Mako

textbook definition of “stoic boi is extremely ticklish” trope

thinks tickling is childish and won’t usually instigate it first

hates being tickled cuz it makes him feel silly

can barely speak when people tickle him cuz he just... laughs, so much

wiggles a lot

struggles violently if he’s not held down

he squeaks whenever “that” spot is touched

quick to lose his composure

will be angery afterwards

[silverandarsenic-hcs]

I have a few different asks(both Disney), but I’ll start with one. I thought of this cause there’s a chance of me going to Disneyland either this summer or maybe the fall or winter time. I’m so hyped and just feel like this big kid despite being 18. Anywho, the first question is what Disney character would the papas (including Nihil),Copia,&imperator be? Idk why but nihil gives me Mad Hatter vibes, but hey it’s up to you :) (I may just be saying that cause I love Alice in Wonderland)

.This is god tier i dont think we’ve done this yet but if we have i do not care i will do it again and youre getting more of them than you asked for. 

also i havent been to disney since i was 5 and i am very jealous and happy for you that you might be going soon!!! tell us how it is !!! (also wtf 18 is Not too old to be excited about going to disney i dont know anyone who wouldnt be excited for that) 

Nihil: I think its REALLY interesting that you picked mad hatter for Nihil. Like so much so that i dont even know where to begin in unpacking that and I would have Never thought of that on my own. But I fuck with it, and you bet your ass you’re right, so if you’d like to explain why you think so in a reblog i would LOVE nothing more than to hear it. 

Sister: I could go anywhere with this really. Do i give the lady a redemption arch from everything unsavory ive said before? do i keep her as shallow a character as she is in canon? decisions. However God Damn Obvious, she’s the red queen from alice in wonderland. A tyrant but for sexy reasons (i.e the love of Nihil). She runs the show and if you don’t know it in your mind, you know it in your heart. doesn’t like someone? beheads them. youre gonna tell me im wRoNG?

Papa I: Captain Hook from Peter Pan, but in his old age, he’s a little more Captain Feather Sword from The Wiggles. Angery man whos trying to kill the protagonist and whats that fucking ticking noise and being pissed off by an animal that follows him is all very Papa I.

Papa II: my sweet sweet man is The Beast from beauty and the beast. I know i already wrote that as a whole au thing but i really fuck with it. Everyone thinks hes an angry old fuck, and sometimes he is, but his heart has always been kind and he’s always willing to change for the better for those he loves. 

Papa III: Flynn Rider from Tangled. I was really close to choosing Gaston from the beauty and the beast but I was Wrong and this is why. Flynn has a lot of the qualities of Gaston (a little cocky, sometimes kind of a dick) but III has much more of heart than Gaston does and that’s easily shown in Flynn. We have good character development, sex appeal, a hint of arrogant confidence at surface level, but you know he’s loyal til the end and would do anything for the people he cares about. (ps im kinda glad they didn’t give gaston a single god damn inch of redemption arch) 

Cardinal Copia: If you didn’t IMMEDIATELY think Jafar you can unfollow like absolutely the only correct answer. I won’t explain this because I literally don’t have to like Jafar and Copia have the same fucking character plot.

Dewdrop, Cirrus, and Swiss: Respectively, Lock, Shock, and Barrel from Nightmare Before Christmas (Oogie’s boys) Trouble makers, general fuckery causes. I think they could do a lot of damage as a trio but they aren’t usually the head of the operation, which is why they’re together. Dewdrop doesn’t think enough, Swiss doesn’t have enough manpower for any of his plans, and Cirrus is a little too evil, for them all to work alone. (Honorable mentions: Stitich for Dew, Milo from Atlantis for Swiss, and 

Rain: Woody from Toy Story BC Love and somtimes a little bit of Chaos as a treat 

Aether: Sebastian from The Little Mermaid, also for obvious reasons. helpful (i wont use the word sidekick) to whoever he’s with, playful, god cant everyone just fucking do what theyre supposed to for ONCE energy 

Mountain: Baloo from The Jungle Book. Big boy. Hard Chiller. It’s free real estate

Cumulus: Mulan. BASMF. in control and that’s fucking that i will not be taking questions 

- Kat

[evilmuffin]

Gif masterlist part 1

Logan:

Logan in My True Identity (1 year anniversary) (19/10/17)

An excited Logan! (22/9/17)

So serious (13/10/17)

Unicorn onesie (10/8/17)

Done (22/10/17)

Casual arm lean (11/8/17)

Concerned (10/9/17)

Dabbling into different languages (24/2/18)

Ninja Turtle (23/8/17)

You need to chill (29/7/17)

Done (18/8/17)

Logan in Accepting Anxiety part 2 (19/7/17)

Offended (25/7/17)

Not Impressed (30/7/17)

Cotton-headed ninny muggins (24/12/17)

F A L S E H O O D (3/9/17)

Commenting on Virgil’s new outfit (4/9/17)

Walking things off (6/9/17)

Not amused at being declared a Gryffindor (9/9/17)

The only jelly I will put in my belly (24/9/17)

Foolish oversight (9/10/17)

Cheeky little eyebrow raise (28/10/17)

Wiggles (7/11/17)

“Trying an extra course or two could also be interesting” (10/11/17)

The cards (DWI) (4/2/18)

Shots shots shots shots shots shots (13/4/18)

Angery (13/4/18)

Reacting to Romaaaaaaaaaaan (13/4/18)

Speechless and Shook over Crofters (20/4/18)

E = mc scared (+ blooper) (24/7/17)

Favourite Logan moments part 1 (5/8/17)

Favourite Logan moments part 2 (5/8/17)

People’s favourite moments (voted) (6/8/17)

Emotional responses (24/8/17)

Logan and Crofters (27/9/17)

Imitating Roman’s dramatic hand gesture (15/11/17)

A little Extra (17/1/18)

Reasons to love Logan (3/2/18)

Passionate about science (Cartoon vs Bed) (15/4/18)

Patton:

Patton in My True Identity (1 year anniversary) (19/10/17)

Being a Dad in Way Too Adult (20/8/17)

Cat onesie (17/8/17)

Usually it’s your pop who pops in on you (26/10/17)

Butterfly kisses (21/8/17)

Love has failed me (14/9/17)

Eat a cookie (my first gif!) (12/7/17)

A very sweet reaction (14/8/17)

Patton and his potato (17/8/17)

I L Y (19/8/17)

I’ve just got a lot of feelings (15/7/17)

Patton in Accepting Anxiety part 2 (18/7/17)

Anticipating the name reveal (18/7/17)

Creepy Crawly Death Dealers (4/5/18)

Struggling with the robes (2/9/17)

A protective dad (7/9/17)

Reappearance (8/9/17)

Cat onesie (9/9/17)

Moving On 1 angst (4/10/17)

Listing some lovely things (21/10/17)

Getting excited over a dad joke (13/4/18)

Patton in the family tree (13/4/18)

Dad Mode (16/8/17)

Favourite Patton moments part 1 (18/8/17)

People’s favourite moments (voted) (20/8/17)

Learning the difficulties of love (22/8/17)

A change of heart (pun intended) (2/9/17)

Being extra extra adorable (5/4/18)

Roman:

Roman in My True Identity (1 year anniversary) (19/10/17)

Dramatic (28/8/17)

Dramatic but with superior gold text (30/8/17)

He zoom (29/8/17)

Reacting to “Sir Sing-a-lot” (1/10/17)

Drawing a blank (4/9/17)

Terrence as Roman (8/8/17)

Time out for thee (28/9/17)

Sassy pose (15/7/17)

Roman in Accepting Anxiety part 2 (21/7/17)

A little confused (8/9/17)

Expert recorder player (5/10/17)

Not thinking straight (28/10/17)

Dancing with puppies (29/10/17)

He twirl (3/2/18)

Space Roman (13/4/18)

Sassy poses (22/8/17)

Favourite Roman moments part 1 (11/8/17)

Favourite Roman moments part 2 (12/8/17)

People’s favourite moments (13/8/17)

Dramatically sinking out (8/10/17)

Virgil:

Working overtime (3/10/17)

Wanting some peace (30/9/17)

Not too amused (2/10/17)

Face of agreement (5/10/17)

Trying not to laugh at dad jokes (4/10/17)

Patton’s card (15/7/17)

Virgil in Accepting Anxiety part 2 (23/7/17)

Shook (24/11/17)

Hiss (21/10/17)

Hiss (again) (18/11/17)

Reacting to Patton and Roman making the mind palace (27/4/18)

Reacting to Logan’s unexpected outburst (16/9/17)

Reacting to Roman’s new outfit (11/9/17)

Not quite agreeing with Roman (9/10/17)

Too much... embarrassing (14/10/17)

Trying to understand the situation (15/10/17)

Hair (25/10/17)

Reassuring the others (18/11/17)

Mop mop (4/2/18)

Favourite Virgil moments part 1 (26/8/17)

Favourite Virgil moments part 2 (26/8/17)

People’s favourite moments (voted) (27/8/17)

A collection of pure moments (26/9/17)

Rising up compared to how he normally appears (11/11/17)

Smiling/laughing (6/4/18)

Thomas:

Thomas in My True Identity (1 year anniversary) (19/10/17)

This is so pure (27/8/17)

Moving his face more than he needs to (5/10/17)

Reacting to “You good fahm?” (6/3/18)

Thomas in Accepting Anxiety part 2 (23/7/17)

Raging dumpster fire (10/10/17)

Reacting to the Guys and Dolls references (14/10/17)

The smell of Christmas (1/12/17)

Falsehood (25/10/17)

Deceit:

First appearance (3/2/18)

Being sarcastic while posing as Patton (22/4/18)

Rude (13/4/18)

Part 2

[richieyozier]

Reddie Dancing AU

(in hc format bc actual writing skills?? don't know her)

richie was having an Emotional I-Love-Edward-Spaghedward-But-He's-Just-My-Bro Night and he was listening to slow love songs n shit and crying bc love is beautiful

and he put on the "thinking out loud" music video and he started crying harder bc "god I wish that were me"

and he paused and went "oh shit wait"

"that could be me"

"I could do this shit"

"I'm going to do that shit"

cue him tumbling through eddie's window at 11 pm with puffy eyes

"oh my god richie what's wrong is it your parents I'm so sorry come here"

"I want to dance"

"you want to what"

eddie wasn't a Connoisseur Of Ballet And Shit but he was good at dancing when he tried

ms. kaspbrak was out that week for a friend's wedding so even though it was almost midnight eddie was like "honestly why not" and they tried to start learning the dance right then and there

richie had never actually watched eddie,,, dance,,, before??

so of course he's like

"can you actually,,, like,,, dance"

"I don't know rich, be the judge"

eddie starts,, twirling and shit

even though he's wearing sweatpants and a big ass hoodie he looks graceful as hell??

so richie's jaw drops

eddie's always stomping his feet and screaming and being Angery but now he's the complete opposite

unfortunately richie hadn't considered the amount of times he'd have to lift eddie

or the amount of times eddie would have to Intimately Stroke His Face And Carress His Chest And Gaze Sensually Into His Eyes

or the amount of times he'd actually have to,,, dance

(and the amount of times he'd have to fall on his face)

eddie is oblivious as hell??

he was like "oh this isn't weird bc he probably wants to impress some girl and he came to me bc I'm okay enough at dancing"

richie came over to eddie's in jorts and crocs like preparation who??

cue "oh my fucking god richie no" x30

there's more sexual tension in the air than there was between stan and bill literally seconds before they fucked

and that's saying something

two sweaty ass 19 year old horny college students?? I'm surprised they haven't banged yet

if I can get off the topic of fucking that'd be great

anyway

their practice of the dance that night??

it sucked

richie literally dropped eddie on his face and probably had to awkwardly hold eddie's ass against his crotch like twenty times

but eddie still doesn't get it??

"so obviously whenever you do this make sure she is wearing pants or like,, an actual dance outfit because otherwise,,, you know"

"she??"

"the girl you're learning this for??"

shit

richie doesn't want to deny it but he doesn't want to lie so he just,, doesn't respond

they continue practicing in eddie's house throughout the week

making them forget they'd planned a movie night at eddie's house with the rest of the losers for friday

richie came over to practice his dance with eddie in the living room

and they didn't hear bev, stan, and mike open the door over the music

bev saw them first and pulled the other two behind the wall so they could watch but not interrupt

richie and eddie decided to call it quits five minutes later

richie walked out to get a bag of popcorn for movie night but stopped in his tracks when he saw three of his best friends, leaning against the wall and wearing smug smiles

"didn't know eddie was one to swoon at ed sheeran"

"beverly I swear to god if any of you mention this to eddie or the others I'm going to throw a brick at your head"

"what, your crush"

"sTANLEY"

eddie overheard the Aggressive Hiss Of Stan's Name

"oh, stan's here?

shit pt. 2

"uh yeah so are bev and mike"

cue pointed glare at the trio saying "don't you fucking dare"

later bill arrives and then ben

stan 100% fills them in on the Sexually Tense Face Stroking And Chest Carressing

"woah you guys can d-d-dance? I d-didn't know th-that and I mean I knew r-richie liked him b-b-but ed sh-sheeran? r-r-really r-richie?"

"alright which one of you fuckheads was it"

stan just raises his hand because he literally doesn't fucking care about getting yelled at by richie or whatever

and richie knows this so he just rolls his eyes

"wait richie you're learning this for a boy? I didn't know that who is he"

shit pt. 3: the absolute essence of fucking up

bev: *aggressively snickering in the corner*

richie at this point knows eddie can tell if he's lying so he just fucking says it

"he's eddie kaspbrak"

the losers: fuck I didn't think he'd actually do it

eddie's jaw drops bc holy shit a boy likes him so much he wanted to learn to dance for him?? and that boy is none other than richie, the best boy in the world??

"you learned this dance for me?"

"yeah I wanted to impress you"

"oh my god richie"

bev's like staring into richie's soul telling him to say he has a crush on him bc eddie still doesn't get it

richie, understandably, can't withstand bev's Really Scary Gaze and he's like "well at this point I have to spell it out for him"

"It's because I uh r-really um uh you know"

turns out he isn't very good at spelling things out

"I really um think you're kinda you know"

"I like you too richie"

shit pt. 4: except it's in a good way this time

mike turns around and wiggles his eyebrows at bev

bill and ben smile warmly bc they're both fuckin saps

stan?? probably rolls his eyes bc this is cheesy as hell

now nobody knows what to do

do the losers interrupt with awkwardly scattered applause? does richie kiss eddie? do they forget this ever happened?

none of the above

"uh maybe we should start the movie now"

eddie ends up holding richie's hand the whole time and fiddling with his fingers

they highkey end up preforming their dance at their school talent show

and they definitely win first place

bev is 100% in the crowd crying bc "my sons are growing up"

and they go on picnic dates and listen to records together and eddie doesn't get his arm ripped off and they live happily forever and the losers love and support them

[astrofireworks]

I was in debate and was in a heated argument and ended up throwing my arms out and smacked a guy right in the face and gave him a bloody nose then had to bring him to the nurse cause I felt so bad. We've been dating for 3 years and I've given him 5 other bloody noses in our relationship but he's still here

I’m so sorry I usually pour out Binu but this

This smells like myungjin

“Alright buddy, I don’t care who you think you are but you can’t just say someone doesn’t deserve to be in the top 11 just because you don’t like him! Trainees like him work so hard to get to where they are!“ 

Truly MJ is going to explode

Some idiot 

Needs to shut his trap before MJ slaps him 

Truly it isn’t that hard to not to hate on trainees !! !!! ! 

They all train as hard as each other

They all put in effort 

Just because you don’t like someone or you think they’re untalented doesn’t mean it’s okay for you to bash them and discount their efforts

!! !!!!! 

They’re human too !!!!!!!!!!! 

MJ is trembling in anger but 

He sees this guy just yawn and stretch in front of him 

“Huh no matter what you say, honey, I’m still really disappointed in the top 11 like this guy looks way too crappy and I’m pretty sure this guy only got in because he’s buying votes" 

MJ bout to throw some hands because wow seriously it’s almost as if he didn’t watch the entire season at all 

He put in so much effort and you’re crediting all their success to the fact that he has friends who are already debuted? 

At this point MJ’s already shaking and ?????? 

MJ, gesticulating: "so you’re just discounting all the effort he put in? so you’re ignoring the fact that this guy has an amazing rap voice and ???????" 

A crunch 

A small intake of breath 

MJ: 

MJ: 

MJ: "wait" 

MJ, turning around: 

MJ: "Oh my god I’m so soRRY HOLY SH I T" 

Cue a really cute guy standing behind MJ, doubled over and clutching his nose 

And wow he has really nice eyes, MJ’s brain notes 

Not the time, MJ hisses 

Really nice eyes that have tears of pain, perhaps you should do something, MJ’s brain amends 

cutie: "oh my gbod I dink my nos-" 

MJ: "holy shit is your nose broken" 

Almost in slow motion, a small droplet of blood slides out of the guy’s nose and lands on the floor

Jinjin nearly weeping because wow !!!!!! That hurts 

MJ abandoning his argument because wow look someone’s in pain and he’s gotta help !!!! 

Because soft helpful Boy Scout myungjun lowkey what I live for 

MJ grabbing the guy’s face and the guy wincing because oww??????? 

MJ remembering ur probably not supposed to touch their face if you know 

Something on their face’s probably broken 

Oh my god

He has to help this poor bean 

Forget the asshole he was arguing with 

MJ sheepishly letting go of the guy’s face and grabbing the guy’s free wrist and dragging him out of the room 

Jinjin still grabbing his nose !! 

Je s US CHRIST ON A STICK IT HURTS 

how angry do you have to bE to hurt someone like this !!!!!!!

MJ stumbling into the nurse’s office yelling for help with Jinjin in tow

Cue the school nurse reprimanding both MJ and Jinjin about watching where your limbs flail!!!!!! 

No matter how excited you might be about something!!! 

Also watching where others’ limbs are before walking straight into their path!! 

MJ grinning guiltily and peering at Jinjin, who’s still cradling his nose

(Which wasn’t broken, thank god) 

The nurse putting Jinjin on a bed for a while until his nose stops feeling stuffed and leaving them for a while to attend to another kid 

Jinjin being grumpy because he wants to be mad at whoever this boy is 

Nearly broke his nose !!!!! He should have a right to be Angery 

But Jinjin also looking up at MJ and seeing this pure worried bean

Big eyes, cute nose, Jinjin’s brain catalogues 

Best teeth, Jinjin’s brain adds 

Find out name, Jinjin’s brain suggests 

"um, so what’s-" 

"I’m so sor-" 

Both of them blinking at each other 

Also, MJ feeling bad and holding himself in and letting Jinjin speak first 

"What’s your name?" 

And as soon as Jinjin ends his sentence MJ bursts out: "SORRY I HURT YOUR NOSE" 

Jinjin:

Jinjin:

Jinjin: 

Jinjin: "hi sorry I hurt ur nose, I’m Jinjin" 

MJ staring at Jinjin in slight disbelief before bursting out into laughter 

Jinjin’s heart melting because wow so much for being angry at this pure bean 

He laughs like the sun chose to shine down on this very spot 

Jinjin beaming up at MJ because wow wtf he caused ??????? this person to smile ??????????

Yes

He would like to do it again 

He would like to see this boy’s eyes squeeze up in amusement and his nose squish up and his teeth show because Jinjin made a funny

He would actually really like to do more than make a funny to see this boy smile 

MJ peering down at this smol bean perched on the edge of the bed clutching his nose and smiling to himself 

“so,,,, ur not angry?”

Jinjin, immediately morphing his face into an AngEry™ face: “of course i am”

Jinjin, twiddling his thumbs: “in penance for nearly breaking my nose, i think you should”

Jinjin, wiggling his toes: “you know”

MJ: “?????????????” :( because oh no this cute boy w bright eyes is talking rly slowly and looking grumpy and wow mj rly shouldn’t have opened his mouth dammit

MJ, wincing and bracing himself for the worst:

Jjinjin: “come out with me on a date?”

MJ: 

MJ:

MJ: waIT WHAT :D

Jinjin, squinting as this boy’s frown slowly morphs into the cutest bashful smile he’s ever seen: :–) 

Jinjin: “but also on, you know, the premise that you don’t give me another bloody nose”

hi i’m so soft for myungjin rn esp after rewatching the 500 days broadcast where 80% of the time mj’s hand is connected to jinjin’s thigh just saying

[pepperpaprika]

S3 Squeeing

Under the cut, mostly nonsense. :’D I’ll do a proper review once I digest it maybe!

First watch, no subtitles, GO.

(I’m sorry about name spellings)

EPISODE 1: 

huh they still have the same opening.

KEITH IS SO SAD

ah yes the zarkon shiro moaning

NO KEITH DONT DO THE WOBBLY EYES

ahhh i forgot the robovoiceover thing the bom have need to add.

skirts seem to be a status symbol with galra.

NINJA RUN OMFG.

oooh nice torpedo, hunk!

omfg an actual parade.

WAIT WAS IT KOLIVAN SAYING "IM SORRY KEITH" earlier??

pooegian? aw cute name. im seriously getting avatar flashbacks tho.

planet keffron, feathery ears

freedom fighters.

intergalactic fashion pirate coran- YES

lance is all about the glory lmao

OMG ALLURA NO- LOOK AT THAT SHOCK.

you can tell they ALL know they stepped on keiths landmine.

Commander Thrak --OH NO THEY ARE HIDING ZARKONS ILLNESS.

this guy is hunched.... OMG SHES A CHAMELEON.

LOL KOLIVAN IS AT THE HEAD

galra empire is most massive... it seems like it could rule another ten thousand years.

LOL KEITH. SO ANGERY.

poor boy.

oh hey pizza roll and pig in a blanket.

LOTOR a;lskdas;klj -Exiled prince -halfbreed at best, no honor -generals can fight for the throne -fighting beside your forces is considered lowly.

omfg. OMFG. LOTOR IS PRETTIER THAN I THOUGHT.

OMFG WHERE DID THEY COME FROM

YEAH GROWL BB

alskdjaskdjaskldj;asjkd;lasjkd;laslk;jdlasjk;dklajsd HES SHORT

LOL NICE PUNCH

Your own agression is your undoing.

oh he was expecting to be killed wasnt he.

arena is to the death confirmed.... so how did that robeast survive.

as;ldkjasdkjasd HEY THEY HAVE GEMS ON THEIR GLOVES/HANDS.

DONT TURN YOUR BACK ON A BLOODTHIRSTY GENERAL LOTOR PLS.

I mean sure theres an audience but still.

oh wow that guy has wolverine hands.

pet the kitty

let him rot with the ice worms~

LOL theyre all looking at lance... i guess they agreed beforehand.

EPISODE 2

nice seaside mediterranean city

is that an elephant?

whoah chameleon girls antenna is super long.

HOW DID THEY LAND GENTLY. oh i see... hmn ita racial.

whoah. she strong.

oh my god. HES THERE.

well i like how chameleon girl is like ty lee

LOL how allura chose the colors.

LOL SAME KEEF.

BLACK LION LOOKS SO SAD ON ITS SIDE. /CRAI

aw ladies first.

LOL PIDGE. lajkasdjasl;kdj

NOT IT. YES HUNK.YOU DIDNT EVEN TRY.

I LOVE IT HUNK.

PIDGGGGE

30 mins of lance sitting in the lion.

but im not you. i cant beat them like you.

PLEASE NO. OMG

LOL LANCES FACE. SO DISAPPOINTED.

I DONT ACCEPT THIS.

OMG SHES PLAYING WITH THE CAT

"no black lion"

oh. shes part snake not lizard?  DID SHE HYPNOTIZE HIM

THIS ONES FOR YOU SHIRO.

oh. they have warp technology.

Lancey Lance. JUST A PHASE. lmaooooo. HIS BEST LINE.

controls dont respond like the red lions.... hmm..

KEITH PROLLY TRAINED IT TO BITE MY HEAD OFF.

Allurance shoulder touch. well I didnt see that coming.

YEAH ALLURA.

There's something different about that lion... its pilot isnt in control.

lol keith thanks coran but not lance. I mean its not his fault this time, technically.

BE CAREFUL WITH RED.

weve seen enough, retreat.

LOL zarkon has a son allura: deeply disturbing.

LANCE STOP TALKING LIKE YOURE GONNA LEAVE HER FOR GOOD.

FALLEN WARRIORS.. AND SHIRO.

"I'm glad it was you."

OMG KEITH.

Episode 3

lol keith no. NOT EVERYONE CAN FLY A THING IN TWO MINS OK.

LOTOR WANTS TO KNOW MORE INFO

fkljas;kdfsaklj YES GO ONE ON ONE

LANCE WHY

omg. OF COURSE HES GOOD AT FLYING. OF COURSE.

DOES THIS THING HAVE BREAKS.

lol yes this was gonna suck from the start.

LOL GARRISON TRIO

GREAT LEADERSHIP KEITH FFFFFT

man this is a trainwreck.

oh man theyre not gonna be able to form are they.

LOL

LOTOR CAN SEE YOU

How disappointing... indeed, Lotor.

oh no keith playing straight into his hands.

nice planet tho.

omg. NOOOO KEEF NO.

huh Hunk has been really careful of allura huh :o its kinda interesting that hes the one who woories about her most... ope theres lance

'its not about the team its about the mission" - very telling.

lol he looks like orochimaru in that helmet, lotor.

generals call him lotor. interesting

LOL THAT SPLAT

alkdjasdkjsa NOOOO

oh no hes gonna capture allura first.

WHY ARENT THE LIONS GUIDING THEM?

ohhh no she dropped into the abyss.

aw shes super scared.

lol yes keith you followed him into his trap.

"oh em gee"

WHAT WOULD LANCE DO

laskdjasldjkaskjdjskjsadfjkljksdla

ALLURA WHY OMG. PARTICLE BARRIER.

abbb ok she must want to be guided. makes sense.

d;alsjdasl IM GLAD WERE ALL MAKING FUN OF LANCE looool.

ahhh there we go 3 eps in before voltron can be formed.

HUNK IM A LEG pretty cool right. IMMORTAL WORDS.

EPISODE 4

lol allura you were never gonna be the last alteans alive unless youre a lot worse at shapeshifting than you thought.

I love this science talk.

DONT GO INTO THE LIGHT.

oh its a wormhole.

ahah a time capsule ship of alteans. Nice.

Orrr not.

whoah lots of arms on that one. IS IT SLAV.

wheres slav anyway.

bom?

ALdaslk;djAS:LKdjasdljOMFG

OMFG.

YES IT IS SLAV AND SHIRO. SVEN.

aldfjlkqwlk;jehs ITS THE ACCENT.

"I MAY BE CRAZY"Nice slav.

ldjasd;lkj LOL LANCE HAS RED GUN.

"OH THATS HIM"

;ldkaslkak I LOVE ITTTTT

ALTEANS ARE EVIL. YES.

EMPRESS

WHAT IS THAT BEHIND THEM A YUPPER.

NO DONT HELP THE EVIL ALTEANS PIDGE.

its nice that all the new chars are girls.

alkjd;askdjasjkl;d I CANT EVERY TIME SVEN TALKS.

Moxus hmn. OMG BRAINWASHING. ALTEAN BRAINWASHING.

preservation of life. is the highest prioirty.. interesting...

YOOHOO UP HERE.

I love how sven has a mullet.

GUNS OF GAMORA.

Voltron can travel between realities. I love this plot device.

ohhhh no. oh nooo. shes doing it WHY ARE YOU SO BLIND.

awww the mice are so SAD.

i cant stop laughing whenever i see Sven.

ASLkdjaskld;jasjdkl THIS IS THE REALITY WHERE EVERYTTHING WORKS OUT FINE.

DOGPILE

I LOVE ITTTT.

;lkvsdf;aldkas;lkd LOL SVEN SVEEEN. lol shance with sven?

DOES HE DO THIS IN EVERY REALITY.

I LOVE THIS REALITY TOO SLAV.

NOOO DONT TAKE IT TO LOTOR. though thats probably needed to make a comparable weapon to voltron.

DESTROY IT

welp.

EPISODE 5

alk;sdjaskj SHIRO

SHOW ME THAT LONG HAIR BABY.

oh wait this is a dream isn't it.

whoah. such hair.

HOBO SHIRO

wtfffff is happeniiing. STAGE 3??

wow the animation quality went up tho.

YOU BE THAT AMERICAN NINJA SHIRO

hmm thigh wound.

anime snow...

aw haggar, its ok.

Yep thigh wound. Niiiiice legs. oh nooo.shiro.

interesting. an oasis of warmth. ohhhh NO NOO NO. GET AWAY.

TENTACLES.

WHAT IS THIS OTHER ALIEN.

lol shiros face. he's so done.

but somethings not adding up.

why was he allowed free?

eiii the return of the term "years"

IDK WHAT IT IS BUT HOBO SHIRO LOOKS SO MUCH BETTER RENDERED SOMEHOW? LIKE AN OVA?

lol yes why dint they GO WITH HIM.

but how did his hair get so long??

ALTERNATE REALITY?

VOLTRON.YES SHIRO. AH HES TOO FAST FOR ME.

oh. THAT ARM.

Lotor is on bad terms Haggar. I AM THE LEADER BUT I AM NOT MY FATHER.

holy shit that arm looks like shiros arm.

OH NO SHIROOO.

alksdjasjd OMG MEMORIES.

BLACK SAVE HIM. SAVE HIIIM.

NOODLES.

EPISODE 6

LANCE LIKE WHIPS. OF COURSE HE DOES.

WHERES SHIRO.

oh new white undershirt.

KEITH JUST TALKING TO SHIRO IN THE DARK IN HIS ROOM.

"they need you you know." Keith talking about himself.

AS MANY TIMES AS IT TAKES TO SAVE YOU SHIRO.

oh. SHORT SLEEVES.

oomg. omg.

I LOVE THE GEEK TALK.

...OH NO

HEY MAN.

SOLID MATH LOL.

Leave the math to pidge. LOL. solid advice.

HUNK BUTT WIGGLE.

LOL keith defers ofc.

THE HAIR IS ALL WROOONG. ITS GOING THE WRONG WAY.

oh no.

THIS MAY BE THE WORST POST IN THE GALRA EMPIRE BUT ITS MY POST. VICTORY OR DEATH. I LOVE YOU FOR THAT THROK.

oh its lotors guards.

???

OMG. OH NO. TELEDUV.

ohh no. SHEITH FIGHT.

lol they believe shiro ofc.

oh so it IS her.

OH YEAH AMBIDEXTROUS KEITH.

aw yes allura grab lances scruff.

ohhh no. this is a rift.

lotors brains vs shiros brains. hmn.

NICE KEITH.

ooooh no.

I wonder if Throk is still alive and can snitch.

Shoulder touch.

SOFT LOOK. The black lion has chosen you.

landing codes? what? whoa lotor. SO THAT PLAN WAS TO SET UP THROK? HES THAT PETTY??

episode 7

IS THAT HAGGAR?THE BLUE PALADIN??

ORIGINAL VOLTRON PALADINS

OH DEAR.

LOL ZARKON HAS A MACE. OR A HAMMER.

MORE KNOWLEDGEABLE AS AN ALCHEMIST THAN A SOLDIER

BEAR ALIEN

ERODES DISCIPLINE.

QUEENS AND KINGS NICE.

alluras already old there huh

and lions are super recent.

omg. ZARKON IS AFRAID OF CATS.

Minerva? Onerva?

OH ALLURA IS A BABY. THATWAS HER MOM SHES A PERFECT COPY.

HES MARRIED TO AN ALTEAN.

oh ships vs clean energy.

OH NO ITS SENTIENT.

why does she sound so dead???

WHY ARE THE LIONS ALL BANGED UP THEYRE SUPPOSED TO BE NEW??

also zarkon used to be so small

GALRA HAVE PUPILS

so blue lions are flirts. hmn.

IS THAT A LIL KITTY NOSE ON THEIR HELMETS?

THE SQUAD. THEYRE SO CUTE.

LOL LEG.

waiiit. WHY DOES KEITH STILL PUSH HIS BAYARD IN FOR FORM SWORD??

isnt it with lance now??

live foreverrr.

Enerva is Haggar??

ohhh thats why his eyes are pink. SO THISIS THE BIRTH OF DRUID MAGIC, THE PARTICLES.

....THATS IT??

[moonbunnee]

Yes perfect now I can ramble about my kids.

Cecil, Apollo, and Kaa are my bps. Cecil is the sweetest. He's always super curious about anything new, and he loves to wiggle around until he finds a comfy or warm spot, and then he'll settle in for a nap. It's also Cecil's hatch day today, he turned two! Apollo is is a very skittish baby. She tends to ball up for a while when I take her out until she realizes she's not going to be eaten, and then she loves to explore. She periscopes a lot and I love it. Kaa is the oldest, and the grumpiest. He usually only wiggles around when he's hungry, and whenever I try to take him out he hoofs at me, but he never bites because he's really a good boy who wants to nap.

Gabe and Cas are my leopard geckos, and they're like polar opposites. Cas is, for the most part, very outgoing. He must learn about everything (by licking all the things) and he likes to climb up onto shoulders. He is a very dirty lizard though, and rubs his junk on my pillow :/ Gabe is grumpy. She doesn't usually bite, but when she gets away from me and finds a spot she doesn't want to move from, she might. She never wants to just hang out, she always has to be moving. She must wiggle.

Gamora is my alligator lizard (A. graminea). She is...... angery...... I joke that she's a Keter-class SCP. She may be only 7 inches but she harbors the power of a thousand suns.... In all reality though, she was an adoption and likely wildcaught, so she's never known any reason to trust humans. I will love her from afar, even if the only time she acknowledges me is to glare at me... 😳

Owen and O'Malley are my cats. Owen is my baby boy, I adopted him when he was 3 months old so we have quite the bond. He's a princess. He will only eat the highest quality food, and he must sleep in the cushiest of spaces. He won't sit on my lap until there's a fluffy blanket on it. Even if he's a diva, he's a sweet boy. He's always there when I'm feeling down, and while cuddle time is limited to 30 minutes a day at exactly 3 am, he makes sure I know that he loves me too. O'Malley is... a terrible boy. He was an outdoor cat for 2 years of his life before I adopted him, and he continues to be VERY rambunctious and excited about the outside. He doesn't listen to me, anytime, ever. He constantly tries to eat birds and squirrels through the windows, and his favorite nap spots are on the cabinets above the sink and the center of the table (despite me telling him that that is not in fact a nap spot.) His favorite toys are shoes and furniture legs, and he screams at me for food any time I come in the front door, even if he had food 20 minutes ago. He's a horrid boy 90% of the time but I love him to pieces.

Pet Personality!

Reblog or comment about your pets’ personalities! Snakes, lizards & geckos, dogs & cats, anything!  I’m kind of curious how they all differ and I’d love to talk about them :3

Cheerio and Callisto both are pretty different, Cheerio is currently periscoping at me from his tub usually pretty relaxed, comes out to squiggle around during the night, and a bit skittish at times. He’s either not moving at all, or scooting around nonstop tbh.

Callisto is pretty lazy, adorable, and doesn’t really like to come out too much. He’s honestly more relaxed than Cheerio, but mostly just.. sleeps. mood