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@omazinai____

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I cosplay a mentally stable person every day at work

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High schoolers: ugh that person is weird because they have some minor superficial differences from the rest of us what a freak

College students: I saw a dude with green hair riding a unicycle around campus I would literally kill to be that cool

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OUT OF TOUCH THURSDAY

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“that character is problematic” i am sick and twisted. next

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yeah it’s a big fuckin’ mystery alright

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y’all ever just stopped caring? not mad or anything? just over it

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i will literally give up immediately don't fucking test me

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Don’t treat me rough treat me really niceys

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girl help i am the most sensitive person you can ever meet but also the most emotionally unavailable person you can ever meet at the exact same time and i’m still trying to make it work somehow

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i made your favorite dish. i made you something you’ve never tried before. i love you. i spent twenty minutes chopping. my grandmother made this for me when i was little. i made this dairy free for you. i love you. i want to eat together. the onions made me cry. i love you. i learned this recipe for you. i love you. i made this special for your birthday. i love you. i know you don’t like peppers. i love you. i love you. i love you.

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✨PRETTY EARRINGS✨

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take the day off from being the bigger person and choose violence, you deserve it

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me, all the time: i could just die and not have to do this

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i must share this cute teapot i found at the thrift store today