#his stupid naur naur i just tell people that :D
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ef-1 · 9 months ago
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Formative Daniel lore. I am listening 👂👄👂
Who is the snitch? Code name little birdie STAND UP
Im so sorry he's hysterical either way, if he genuinely incessantly changes his number or if he lies to people bc he's a bad replier
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amyyscorner · 1 year ago
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Live reaction: Goosebumps (2023)
Spoilers below the cut
ok emo i hope he dies WAIT IS HE SUPPOSED TO BE RL STINE?? ding dong bitch DONT WALK OUTSIDE JESUS HAVE U NOT SEEN A FUCKING HORROR MOVIE??? mans gon die the doorbell ghost really be trolling LMAO THE CHANDELIER candles. ofc he has candles. sth gon burn HIS NAME IS HAROLD? LMAOOOOO i knew there was gonna be a fire. mans burned i love being right ooooooh pretty introoooo me likey NOT UNHOLY BY SAM SMITH PLEASE I THOUGHT THIS WAS A SHOW FOR LIKE 12+ NAUR Ayo AYO IS THAT HER???? OMG I LOVE THAT HER NOT THE BIKING ACCIDENT LMAOOOOO i love lucas already PLEASE NOT MORE UNHOLY I AM GIGGLING oooh its the same school as the guy who died harold isaiah is the jock lucas is the nerd/idiot margot is the girl thats not like the others NOT HER READING AT THE EVENT PLS HARRY STYLES WONT PICK U BESTIE PLS THE POOR GUY LEAVE HIM ALONE D: isabella seems like the girl who is actually chill and just wants to do her thing AYO SAM BE CUTE im in love with james i need james in my life james is me oh so jocks gf is an insta popular girl "im literally super nice" "so why am i being trolled?" maybe bc u called it being trolled jock who doesn't get good grades? i hope they get less...two dimensional like give the jock an actual problem maybe he has adhd or a learning disability so he focused on physical activity now who tf is glasses nathan bratt BEN HOLY SHIT U ARE FATHER PARENT ok so nathan is the lil nerdy weird adult the parents were grieving their kid wtf dude??? nathan has killer vibes hes gon die or at least get hurt HE GOT HURT LMAOOOOO yeah nah he deserved that ben tho? king. love him NOT THE BLOOD KEY LMAOOOOOO OH IS BEN JOCKS DAD? oh baby :( now he is too scared to tell them he won't be playing in the game bc there is no way he will be able to get that A THEYRE TALKING IN THAT IDIGAH LANGUAGE margot is not for me but she seems like a good friend to him ayo you know but hamilton seems like helpful dont help him cheat just help him study yeah nah thats so dumb yall deseve to fail trust me i can say it bc i used to cheat in this one class HOW OBVIOUS CAN U BE JESUS CHRIST okay so margot likes isaiah but he is dating allison so far im not as invested as i could be tbh not the murder hourse being the new place jesus this is so stupid all of you deserve to die all of you so fucking dumb like i get the rush of it. i've been in an abandoned psych clinic before a few years before it burnt down but this? idk besties, you should know this is dumb thor he is obviously thor he has a blonde wig and a hammer actual stupid people dont go to the basement please YES IT IS HAUNTED YES IT MAKES FOR A GOOD PARTY UNTIL EVERYONE DIES BESTIES so far i hate the main characters dont go down there dont go to the basement dont walk TO THE DOOR THAT MAGICALLY OPENED TO THE BASEMENT WHERE A DUDE DIED "i bet the fuse box is down there" - okay video game main character oh okay so allison knows she likes him and is insanely jealous girl why are you such a bitch to her?? she just didn't know to be late to parties wtf fuck them yes walk down the creepy stairs i hope u get hurt for being such an asshole cause wtf stop exploring and just find the fuse box ur not a video game there r no secrets to find good attempt at the jumpscare. unfortunately not random enough oh no the ghost door to the ghost basement closed how unexpected i'm so surprised wow this was so surprising omg hes fine he will walk up and scare you guys SEE i knew it SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE
okay we finished the first half of the ep 2nd half reaction coming soon
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jrueships · 3 years ago
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OK we back i got distracted i was plucking dandelions out of my hedgehog
- gup tries hinting his knowledge of greens future college plans. Green shuts that down by asking him if it's hot in Arizona. Green frfr just lowkey spoiled gups college decision LMAO like actually damn gup was just bein cheeky funny 😭
- 12:01 green: ay bro i was watching that BallIsLyfe video .. you lookin- you lookin SWOL bro
Gup: 😼😼 you know this spurt is comin
Green: you just HIT a spurt
Gup: I DIDNT EVEN- I didn't hit no SPURT ??
Green: whatchu talkin bout.. you the SAME height as me 🤨??
Gup: WE- BRO- LOOK AT THE VIDEOS!!! where's the pic- you lucky this isn't my live I'd get the picture ("what picture 🤨") where's my IPAD 😤!!
Gup: we're LITERALLY the SAME height
Green: i don't recall 😐 (he contradicted but i think he meant gup was smaller than him n NOW he taller n gup thinks they've been the same height bcs he hasn't hit a spurt yet?)
Gup: you just LOOk taller cause you LANKY
Green: mm 🤨🤨
Gup, mocking: MMMMM
Gup: well guess WHAT i RECALL i Remember !!
Green, over it: cool 😐.
- 16:00: Green abt chat: alright bro, now they tryna violate you 😑
Gup: i don't CARE about NONE of these PEOPLE !
Green: 😲
Gup: talkin crazy 😒.. love everybody else that's nice though <3! everybody else that's talkin crazy i Hate yall >:( .
Green: you be talkin crazy to people in live! Bro ion("BRO YOU YOU") even be readin the comments sometimes
Gup: people be talkin crazy to ME!!!
Green: i be gettin on live just to play a song 😋 *starts dancing 😊😊😙😙
Gup: ...... yeah that's pretty Stupid . 😒
Green: 😲😠 *stops dancing.*
Gup: you gotta come on live to talk to your people !
Green: what ???
Gup: come to your live to tal-
Green: i do what i WANT & as i please. i d-
Gup: -HUHUURRGGHHHHHHHAARGGHHHH *snorts/sniffles*
Green: 😃😐 blow your nose. that's Sick .
Gup: naur.
....
Gup: SOMEBODY SAID- ... man i Hate people 😒😒.. WHY IS EVERYBODY SO NEGATIVE IN /YOUR/ LIVE 😒. /my/ live! my liive-
Green: I TRIED TO J O I N YOURS!!!
Gup: my live is POSITIVE vibes! everybody is like so RUDE in here BRO 🥺 😠
Green, laughing: that's NOT true ("it IS😿!!!") ALL MY- all my people are Nice 🤨
Gup: LOOK AT THEM ☹️ !!!!!!!
Green: what are they SAYIN ???
Gup: they're just !!! they're being DISRESPECTFUL to YOUR /BOY/ 🥺🥺😾😾‼️‼️
Green: they're not even saying... what are they Saying 🤨? can you Show me 😑.
Gup: they- they not- they Stopped now :[
Green: i think you're bring Sensitive. and Dramatic. (Bruh 😭😭)
Gup changes subject AGAIN. Talks abt how he wants to send Jalen some music. Then scratches his shoes with his key 4..some reason. (Green: how's that working out 😏) (Gup: it's NOT :( )
They talk abt having practice to go to. Gup is abt to start complimenting Jalen's skills when Jalen kicks him out of the live lmao?? And tells him to get out entirely 😭 wow hashtag benchbros
OK so there's a vid on YouTube of one of gup n greens ig lives so imma watch it then take down note quotes of the things they said, mainly 4 me cus it's a long af video n ion wanna have 2 watch it over n over just for some inspo so 🦔. here we go p1 prolly. Included emojis bcs i need 2 remember the tones aswell. OH yea here's the video if yall wanna check it out
youtube
We at the start of the vid n shit already bumpin let's see
Green, smiling: -talk to me on live- just talk normal... it's not- (cute??)
Gup: *rolls eyes & moves camera away* talk to you? i talk to you like this 24/7-[ immediately changes topic ] HEY GUYS 😄!! UMM..😽 who wants to know where jalen green goin to school (college) 😈😈 <- is literally willing to leak greens college decision all bcs he's got called out?? i'm finna leave my liv-JALEN'S live & start mine. im boutta leak this information, HEYYY 🤪🤪 (she's so craaazzy!! LOVE her 😝)
Green: 😆 haha ! I Could Do The Same For (to) You 😐.
Gup: hmmmm 😑
Green: hmmm <3
Gup destroys the mic here
Gup asks green why he doesn't put on a jersey and green says he never does. Gup goes SHEESH my BAD 🙄
Then Green tries showing gup his lil chin pubes 'ay it's comin in crazy >:) ?' Gup, instead of complimenting greens babyhairs, proceeds to check out n show up his own chin hairs. Green laughs at it then disapproves the growth " it's not it bro 😐"
- 1:38 Green: we gotta lotta people in here
Gup: dude these are all YOUR people bro
Green: i had 2000 you brought a 1000
Gup: AYYYYY i brought a THOOOUSAAAND :D!! AYYYY (green laughs) (someone in chat mentions how green stay chewin on smthin, he chewin on a Gatorade cap ring thingy u see on milk cartons. He agrees. Then gup n green wonder who the chat givin heart eyes to)
- 2:21 Green gets trolled and gup shows off his legs to the camera?? He zooms in on the shoes he's wearing IN bed wtf? Oh hell nah but anyways they're the shoes jalen wanted to get
Green: 🤣 I hate you. I really do 😂😂 you know that ? thats why im BOUT to get em- eh- i don't. i don't really care 😒.
Gup, still flexing in the shoes jalen doesn't have: i WANT you to have em!!
Green: i WANT you to get them FOR me. i want you to just give me the ones off your Feet. How Bout That 😈?
Gup: well come TAKE them then ! how THAT sound 😼😼 ?
Green, laughing: you don't gotta say No more!! My- (Gup: come take em!) Visit to -("come take them!!!") my VISIT to LAs comin up!
Gup: come take them !!!!!!
Green: aight, WEAR EM, wear em when i come out there ! (Gup: easy call) easy call 🤨 ?
Gup: i'll WALK WITTHEM in my HANDS.
Green: and then they'll gonna be GONE !
Gup: *blows his lips or smthing idk what the hell he just did here but the topic has been changed from whatever THAT was*
- 3:06 jalen does a weird little dance move??
Green: you like that ?-
Gup, immediately: nah. Nah idk what that was bro 😂
Green: 😭
Gup: don't- don't do that again 😹
Green, not laughing anymore: WHAT 🤨??
Gup: i SAID don't do it AGAIN what you Talkin about 😹 ?
Green: 😐.... 😠 bro im tired of you talkin crazy bro. bruh im not gonna lie to you.
Gup goes uhhuhh yeahhh suree in the middle of this threat ^
Green: you're gonna FIX that, you Understand Me ? (Gup talking over him) now LISTEN- now LISTEN
Gup: you know where i be !!!
Green: WHERE 🤨??? at HOME 🤨🤨??? inSIDE???
Gup: insidee !!
Green: yeah ._.
Gup: inSIDE !!
Green: ok so what's your point.
Gup: idk (this incites more talking over each other)
Gup: yeayeayea- just SHUT UP talkin rn 😒😒
Green: i think that's when you shut your mouth right (????)
Gup: wai- who you TALKIN to 😧
Gup: bro ill BEEF with you in PERSON too >:]
Green: you love i-you LOVE to just BEEF on instagram !! (gup to someone in chat: HEYYY MARIAAAHHH (lmao??))
Bro the amount of times Green has been interrupted here n its literally the start of the live 😭 anyways GREEN, reiterating: isn't that what you like to do
Green: nah cus we're onna phone-
Gup: -BRO CMON BRO WE FINNA FLIP THE SWITCH 😈😈 . it's BEEF that's what we doin now YESSIRRR it's BEEF now
Green: bro, literally i Hate you 😂😂
they then try solving the mystery of who the chat is sending heart eyes to. Again. Then Green asks Gup to ask some clothes designer for some clothes for himself. Gup rolls his eyes and tells him to be independent.
- 5:05 gup bullies kyree (walker i assume that one guy that's been in highschool for like 10 years) and tells him to shut up lmao
Green, laughin n joinin in: kyree get out the liiive 🤣🤣
Gup: LEAVE kyree GET OUT !! Get out 😹😹
Green: why are you innn here
Gup: bro im just playin with you bro :( ... no im Dead serious i never wanna see you in my live Again.
They bully more ppl together. Kyree tells them he hates both of em. Green does his lil dance thing again & gup asks what it is. Some NLE Choppa move. He tells gup to check it out. Gup says he won't because that means he gotta check it out then. I get understand that logic on a lazy level
- 7:50 they start showing off their lotions here??? Idk why? Chat makes fun of them for having lotion by the bed? Green points out a girl's comment n Gup asks if it's a good comment or a bad one in which he'll have to violate lmao?? Green says it's good. Jalen regrets the lotion cameo.
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