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The movies: *mentions multiple times that deadpool can't read that well*
Logan: *Confesses his feeling to him in a 3 page, front to back single spaced cursive letter*
Wade: Hm. If only I knew what this said
Wade: Al, read this for me
Al: Are you out of your damn mind!?
Wade: Yes, very, now- Oooh.. right..
#poolverine#deadpool#deadpool 3#deadpool and wolverine#blind al#his only weakness#cursive#curse you adhd
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raph vs ms. cuddles
[Raph has left the building sewers]
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breaking news alfred isn’t actually good at cooking everything as fanon would have you believe
“You came back to life, Jason. After you were murdered. That was a lot to digest, I get it. Maybe we’ll all get it some day…” [ Tim Drake and Jason Todd in Red Hood and The Outlaws (2011) #8 ]
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Oh, my foolish wizard...lean your weight on me.
#ozusart#art#bg3#baldur's gate 3#bg3 art#gale dekarios#gale bg3#gale of waterdeep#bg3 gale#gale#His partner kissing the mark where the orb is#tracing it with their fingertips#leaving him breathless and weak#him sighing as he lets himself be vunerable#behind all that smug know-it-all is a husk of a man who only wants purpose#and wants to be wanted#if you make fanfics based off of this please hit me up cause i suck at writintg IOFIJSDFIOJFSF#I icarus by hozier is so him im gonna kkms#shoutout to kaylee for reawakening my love for gale
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based on that one q&a... i'm a sucker for a pokemon crossover
#this is likely the first and last time i will ever EVER draw a digimon lol. i did it for you daisuke#eagle eyed viewers will notice i didnt draw jimmy. this is because i didnt want to#but also im convinced he wouldnt have a partner pokemon#i feel like hed think all the realistically obtainable ones were too lame or weak and would only settle for Mega Rayquaza#swansea to me is like the team rocket grunt whos Evil but has a crobat so youre like oh.. he also has a heart?!#like hes a jerk but his herdier loves him so maybe hes not that bad#mouthwashing#anya mouthwashing#curly mouthwashing#daisuke mouthwashing#swansea mouthwashing#mouthwashing game#pokemon#weregarurumon#digimon#glaceon#pikachu#herdier#digital art#koob art#procreate#illustration#1k#2k
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there's something about neil and the ease with which he withstands torture but is fully undone by simple pleasure. 2 weeks in the nest that he can barely remember but his refusal to bend to riko and tetsuji is Easy for him. not even the slightest temptation to sign their contract because pain is something so easily endured. neil kisses andrew and it is the worst thing and best thing that ever happens to him. his father and lola and his mother trained him to endure a million different kinds of pain to survive but it's andrew kissing him that neil decides to die for. he has noo defenses against andrew's touch it breaks him down in a way all the pain and torture was never able to do. makes you think huh.
#aftg#neil josten#andrew minyard#andreil#also in part the reason neil was so thoroughly undone by physical pleasure is because of his mother's warnings and abuse#like his statement that she was right about it in the books is interesting#bcus she was only right in that by forbidding him from it (regardless of his interest) it Did make him weak to it#anyway alexa play cinnamon girl by lana del rey#yapping
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we were fucking ROBBED
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 part 8 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 part 8 spoilers#the only ssr i'll whale for#oh my god i loved this update. holy shit#got some ~compositions~ in mind so i'll get to the more serious stuff later#in the meantime those first couple of chapters genuinely made me question if i was perhaps trapped in my own absurd dream or not#the whole-ass video just DROPPED in there idia how long were you WORKING on that#don't forget to like and subscribe! :)#i demand that all cutscenes be animated in that style forevermore#i also demand that all clothing changes henceforth be done via magical girl transformation phrase#not just in the dreamworld. all of them.#DREAM~~~~~FORM~~~~~CHAAAA~~~~NGE#also savanarook was so unexpectedly precious! i want to protect him.#augh there's SO MUCH and i am SO PLEASED with all of it#anyway i guess we're going to be going through everyone's dreams after all!#and it's going to be a THING!!!!!!!! CLOSURE AND SELF-ACCEPTANCE FOR EVERYONE#(insert 'it's all coming together' meme)#man i hope 'please watch this video' remains a running gag it's AMAZING#also i cannot believe#i cannot BELIEVE#that the plan is actually literally#defeat malleus by inviting everyone else to the party except him#HIS ULTIMATE WEAKNESS#malleus doesn't get to be in smash bros
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Super Mario is supposed to be this powerful figure to the Mushroom Kingdom, this beacon of hope with little to no weaknesses. With everything on his shoulders, he has to keep going.
Or else he'd let them all down.
#tw injury#i love thinking about how much the citizens of the mushroom kingdom and beyond aren't subtle about telling mario he's “their only hope”#and i loveee thinking about how that could affect mario to where he really feels that immense pressure to be this perfect hero for them#he's a man with so many more weaknesses than they and even his closest friends could possibly ever know but he'd never show them willingly#mario#super mario#super mario bros#mario bros#smb#smb fanart#mario fanart#nintendo
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ghost horses
GHORSES
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#ask#wei wuxian#a-yuan#What a post to have a-yuan make his PD-MDZS debut on!#You're so right...if WWX were to summon a horse it would be a ghorse (ghost horst).#If he gets to have a ghost girl posse then why not also let him have a stable of beautiful ghost horses?#Yiling Laozu rides into town with his haunted vegetables and ghostly steed and zombie vegetable seller.#Serving a look that they might call 'off-putting' and 'discomforting'. To the *weak*!#WWX probably would let A-yuan pet the Horsies but hear me out: this is for the funny punchline.#To be honest where he lies on the triangle of 'can we get mcdonkcles?' triangle really depends who's asking.#I think he leans more on the 'orders a black coffee for himself and leaves' but with a shit-eating grin for most people.#He seems like a goofy guy who'd love to eat Mack O'donnel in the middle of the night with his friends.#But WWX lives his life with the innate sense to be an agitator. He wouldn't miss the opportunity to pull a prank like that.#I think he'd only actually go to Mick Dick's if Yanli asked#Feel free to disagree of course! He has his layers!
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part 3 to my modern AU 💞🍺 (part 1 / part 2)
#u just know seb ended up carrying her home in the end anyway BAHHA if u read my fic u already know im weak for bridal carries#fun fact the blurred party backgrounds i used are screenshots from diary of a wimpy kid rodrick rules. aka the pinnacle of cinema#and its only fitting since i base my modern seb very largely on rodrick bc I STILL HAVE A CRUSH ON RODRICK...rodrick heffley my beloved#yall also already know i love guard dog seb (especially combined with drunk clora BAHAH) so ofc i had to do the modern au ver#i just make clora the type of drunk i am... aka drunk after 2 and sometimes even 1 drink and then i get super affectionate with everyone#which would make seb seethe if it were clora BAHAHAH omg i love imagining his suffering😇😍😍#hogwarts legacy#sebastian sallow#sebastian sallow x oc#sebastian sallow x mc#sebastian x mc#clora clemons#also wahhh i can feel my HL brainrot fading a bit...🥲probs bc my fic is now complete... might make a post abt it soon#im not ready to let go😭😤#choccyart
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alhaitham who couldn't confess his love because kaveh is too distracting
(Read R → L)
#had this drawn months ago but i've only just finished it now#i love the idea of haitham being pathetically weak at the sight of kaveh because he's too beautiful#but instead of getting flustered he just teases or fights with kaveh#thats why you always see them fighting... its because haitham's pathetic ass couldn't confess his love yet#genshin impact#alhaitham#kaveh#haikaveh#alhaitham x kaveh#my art
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The "Sansa reminds Sandor of his sister" motive that some people try to hitch to his character really just flies in the face of his actual attachments to her, doesn't it? Sansa reminds Sandor of himself. He sees the little boy who used to love knights in this girl who's been swept up by the same romanticism. He sees his abuser in her abusers, the much larger knight(s) beating on the helpless child. He sees how she is betrayed by every level of authority that should have saved her and remembers his father's neglect and Tywin and Robert's apathy for Gregor's crimes. He's protective of Sansa because he was Sansa.
And GRRM's design, that one of the strongest warriors in the series, a fearsome and cynical 6'8" guy who's "muscled like a bull" and has the face of death itself, sees himself in this soft and effeminate teen girl, and empathizes with her because he was an abuse victim too, is INFINITELY more compelling than "Oh yeah I bet she just reminds him of his sister," who he's never mentioned and who we know literally nothing about. Way to unnecessarily water down a character, you couldn't have ignored the black and white text more efficiently if you tried.
#sorry for the rant i saw this sentiment in a yt video recently#sansa stark#sandor clegane#sansan#asoiaf#asoiaf meta#and this is only one facet of why he has so much affection for her too#these people act like his attachment to her is limited to projection and not also bc she treats him like he's an actual human being#or that they can be themselves when they're with each other -that he can openly show his weakness to her and be comforted and validated#or like even just the physical attraction aspect - which is so obvious that you'd have to be willfully ignorant to miss it#how do you read him trying to kiss her and come away thinking “he thinks of her as his sister” lmfao#things that make me feel like people dont actually read the books
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something to tell you
#sonadow#sonic the hedgehog#shadow the hedgehog#sonic prime#😺✌️#could be any sonic but i had prime void in mind when i drew this even tho i forgot his gear#unrequited??? who knows. a sprinkling of angst#dont worry guys its just shadow urging him to stay focused on the tasks at hand because its a bad time#to sonic its the /only/ time#hes going in smitten and open to rejection#shadow isnt rejecting him though ok. i cant actually draw one way love. im weak and its a curse#hes just looking out for sonic#unless....? 🫠🔫#my art
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curious and curiouser
#my moment of weakness. let this be the only ts2 image on here [begins to sweat]#ts2#ts2 premades#sims 2#pascal curious#vidcund curious#lazlo curious#nervous subject#i'm not even mentioning it. you know what the relationship between that first character and that last character is.#also hi tycho.#first & second of nervous mohawks are based on the ts4 ''wild'' & ''mad'' hairs respectively by s4simomo. if you care.#& his last one on his ts2 one obviously.#lazlo's monkey shirt is a nod to one of his psp secrets that says he became a scientists because he loved the test monkeys.
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no, but pinecones is really beautiful isn't it ?
#perfect kind of flowers for fae kind who probably feels that flowers die in 0.1 sec bcs of their long life#imagine making mal a pine cone flower wreath and he is so happy with it; that if yuu ever think of selling it king mal mal would order it#for every house in the valley; so everyone has one in their house as new kind of briar valley culture & tradition fhsdh#twst#twisted wonderland#sebek zigvolt#twst yuu#twst mc#twst grim#fanart#i wonder if sebek can see the pinecones as beautiful too#well sebek is weak at subjective thing like art; he might only be able to see things as it is#but he might take on some things from poet or romantic genre books; so i wonder what he sees#i know a fellow who absolutely can't see what i see; i feel like his brain is like a white digital sci fi cube that is clean#and looking so minimalistic it looks like it can only process logical things like numbers#it's so weird that some people don't actually process things by imagining a lot of other things visually in their mind
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Always an experience watching the leftism leave FNAF fans when someone mentions that Scott Cawthon financially backed fascist politicians.
The switch from posting hardline leftist tweets about boycotts and signal boosts and critical takedowns of politicians and celebrities to ‘ohhh, well. everyone makes mistakes. who can blame him, listen he. he donated money to gay charities too. that makes it ok! a millionaire in his forties is allowed to have political beliefs. does it even matter? just let it go!’ is whiplash inducing. The antivaxxer celebrities have got to go, but this one horror dev who quietly handed wads of cash to antivax lawmakers? He’s chill, he can stay.
The charity thing is so funny too because suddenly utilitarian positive-negative point counting is the way to go. Maybe an abacus would help calculate the net good of donating to the Trevor Project minus donating thousands of dollars to Mitch McConnell and Donald Trump. -10 points if I push a kid in a lake but +11 points if I help an old lady across the street, so I’m chill. You can’t judge me. Hey, maybe. Just don’t push a kid in the lake period. How fucking low is the bar when we’re excusing maxing out the possible dollar amount of donations to Mitch fucking McConnell. That should be like. Default you’re a bad person.
#delete later#personal#not art#rant#you can still be a fan of fnaf 100% but god you’re not obligated to defend its creator#don’t pretend like Scott is cool#“’Scott likes gay people he only voted for trump for his fiscal and defense policies in defendi america from terrorists!’#kid. that’s not good either.#fiscal conservatism kills people too.#the whole thing exposes how weak some leftists are to the image of the ‘well-mannered right wing republican.’ the type who would#respectfully disagree with your right to exist with a kind top of the hat#‘as long as you silently hate me and force a nice smile while shaking my hand it’s ok’#this is why jk Rowling is hated while Scott gets a free pass. just have to hide your hate well enough and liberals will excuse you ig
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