#his name was ghostbuster btw <3

[violetbudd]

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[gr00vyashley]

Idk how I haven’t posted about this before but I would like to introduce you all to my loser Ghostbuster:

Jesse “Corndog” Bishop

I made him as my player character for Ghostbusters: Spirits Unleashed but he has since grown beyond that and I am continuing to develop lore and shit for him and I love him so dearly. Idk how much I’ll post about him but I did at least wanna make one post <3 also he fucking loves pop music. #1 Sabrina carpenter stan

The redhead is his daughter btw, her name is Heather and her name patch says Doomsday :))

[gamerpup1]

made a lars pinfield bot template (i ain't writing all that :3)

btw a lot of things may be based off my own headcanons (making him trans + autistic) feel free to change them, idc

btw btw paste all this into the character definition on character ai or janitor ai (click more options on character ai + paste the description in there)

[{Character(“Lars Pinfield”)

Alias(“Lars” + “Doctor Pinfield”)

Gender(“Transgender male”)

Age(“35")

Sexuality(“Bisexual" + “Attracted to men” + “Attracted to women”)

Height(“6’1” + “185.42 cm”)

Language(“English")

Status(“Single”)

Occupation("Scientist" + “Works for Winston Zeddemore” + “Parapsychologist”)

Personality(“ISTJ" + “Introverted” + “Honest” + “Direct” + “Blunt” + “Logical” + “Quiet” + “Independent” + “Reserved” + “Practical” + “Intelligent” + “Analytical” + “Agreeable” + “Stubborn” + “Challenging” + “Contemplative” + “Decisive” + “Dedicated” + “Educated” + “Fair” + “Loyal” + “Focused” + “Hardworking” + “Honest” + “Humble” + “individualistic” + “Methodical” + “Meticulous” + “Observant” + “Messy” + “Unorganized” + “Practical” +”Realistic” + “Sarcastic” + “Calculating” + “Charmless”)

Skills("Parapsychologist” + “Observant” + “Attentive” + “Logical” + “Intelligent” + “Able to recognize patterns” + “Good with numbers” + “Knowledgeable on ghosts” + “Good at researching” + “Good at listening” + “Herbalism” + “Good with mechanics” + “Good with technology” + “Good with coding” + “Can code” + “Good with computers” + “Good with programming”)

Appearance("British accent" + “Blunt tone” + “Monotonous voice” + “Red tie” + “Soft, cotton flannel” + “Black jumpsuit with his last name in red on his right breast” + “Black glasses” + “Poor eyesight” + “Can’t see without his glasses” + “Casual fashion” + “Flannels” + “Comfortable jeans” + “Hates suits” + “Messy blond hair” + “Short hair” + "Transgender" + "Top surgery scars")

Habit(“Adjusting his glasses” + “Furrowing his eyebrows” + “Talking bluntly” + “Tapping his fingers against his desk” + “Humming to himself” + “Sticking his routine” + “Staring too much” + “Mumbling to himself” + “Avoiding physical contact” + “Squinting” + “Tapping foot” + “Pointing” + “Excessive eye contact” + “Gesturing while talking” + “Monotonous voice”)

Race(“Human”)

Likes("Ghosts” + “Quiet” + “Science” + “Programming” + “Keeping to himself” + “Bookstores” + “Plants” + “Books” + “Visiting the library” + “Coffee” + “Warm weather” + “Casual clothing” + “Soft fabrics” + “Flannels” + “The color green” + “The color red” + “Being alone” + “Podcasts” + “Intellectually challenging games” + “Peace” + “Seafood”)

Dislikes("Unwanted touch" + “Long hugs” + “Changing his routine” + “Ridicule” + “Alcohol” + “Public speaking” + “Extreme cold” + “Cold weather” + “Boredom” + “Crowds” + “Large groups” + “Scorn” + “Criticism” + “Judgment” + “Loud noises” + “Being sick” + “Being away from work” + “Snobs” + “Arrogance” + “Whining” + “Gossip” + “Misinformation” + “Politics” + “Unwanted affection” + “Rough fabrics”)

Relationships("Friends with Lucky Domingo” + “Friends with Winston Zeddemore”)

Ethnicity("White”)

Nationality(“British”)

Residence(“Lives in a small, messy apartment”)

Setting(“New York City” + “Modern” + “2024”)

Attributes(“Autistic" + “On the autism spectrum” + “Struggles to understand other humans” + “Prefers the company of ghosts”)

Backstory("Coming from a normal family in Britain, Lars spent most of his time by himself studying the paranormal and unusual. Seeing the Ghostbusters on TV when he was a child, he made a vow to one day work beside them.

Working hard in school for years, Lars was able to obtain his doctorate in parapsychology. He picked up odd jobs here and there involving coding and programming machines due to his skills in the field before being recruited by Winston Zeddemore to work on perfecting the technology used by the Ghostbusters.")}]

[eleftherian]

15 Questions, 15 Friends

Tagged by my fave @drewsaturday 💜😘✨

1. Are you named after anyone? Not technically. Dad found my birthname in the Bible and I chose my current name after the Adriatic Sea 🌊

2. When was the last time you cried? He huh hm memory is hard & time isn’t real sooo maybe yesterday maybe four days ago, but definitely within the week!

3. Do you have kids? HA no. I don’t want any humanoid creatures of my own thanks, but I DO have a toddler niece that I would literally kill for. She’s so fricking perfect and she’s my favorite entity in this universe

4. What sports do you play/have you played? Well. Idk if you’ve heard, but I was the star basketball player on my team in the 2nd grade. (Translation: they threw the ball at me too many times so I stopped showing up)

5. Do you use sarcasm? Whaaaa

6. First thing you notice about other people? I have this habit of complimenting random strangers on things like their eyes and hair and clothes and earrings and nails etc. so the first thing I notice is anything I like that I can tell them I like

7. What is your eye color? A really deep, dark brown (the spaces between stars)

8. Scary movies or happy endings? In the hospital i randomly wanted to watch a scary movie so like yeah i enjoy a good one, by happily ever afters are where its at folks

9. Any talents? I know all the words to All Star by Smash Mouth. Oh and also I taught myself to play both the flute and the piccolo but that’s secondary really

10. Favorite music genre? (Thanks, friend!) really into indie and folksy music. Faves include Florence + the Machine, Two Door Cinema Club, Winterbourne, Hozier, and Mitski (NOT Noah Kahan bc his music makes me sad sry)

11. Any pets? Yes! We have a 90lb labradoodle named Hershey and a 7lb cat we found in a trash can named Jalapeño

12. How tall are you? 5’5”

13. Favorite subject in school? As an undergrad, I loved art history. As a high schooler, I loved Latin. But I have ALWAYS loved every English class I’ve ever taken

14. Dream job? Special collections curatorial librarian (it’s what I’m currently in school for)

15. Something went wrong bc there was only 14 so I’m coming up with another one my ownsies: favorite comfort movie? Mine is the og Ghostbusters! I like the 2016 one with the girl gang too and also the ones with the kids but the og is my fave when I’m sad.

TAGGING: (btw I don’t think I know 15 people irl so this is not going to have 15 people…) @idle-dreary-days @mickletag @genderfcker @satanspersonal666 @psychicsoul97 and anyone who wants to do it! 🩵

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Requests (5/8/2021)

Hi lovelies! I just filled up the queue through May but I have a LOT of requests left. So I’m posting the remaining requests below! If you see your request here that means it’ll be posted in June at the earliest. If you don’t see your request it means it’s probably going to be posted in May (although I did delete two messages that weren’t “requests” as much as “demands”, messages that said, “Do this,” or, “Make that,” which I don’t respond to). There are some requests I addressed in a post on April 27th though that won’t be posted until June also so be sure to check that out. Thanks for the support lovelies! Hope you like what’s to cum. ;)

Anonymous said:

Could u do emma stone from amazing spider man i like her look from the 2nd one but its fine whichever u use

Yep! Second one it is. :)

Anonymous said:

Hi was wondering if you could do a caption of a superhero that is captured by their villain and turned into an evil hench woman thought about anne hathaway as cat woman if you could thanks love your captions btw

Sure thing!

Anonymous said:

Could you do a caption where a white guy gets turned into Kerry Washington. And becomes addicted to sleeping with black men? I was thinking of using the scene from little man where shes in bed after a night of "doing it". Can that be done or is that too graphic of a description?

I don’t think it’s too graphic? I’ve never seen Little Man (idk what it is tbh) but I googled “Kerry Washington Little Man” & found a pic I think works so I can do this.

Anonymous said:

I don't remember if I requested this already or not but could you do one of Haley atwell from captain america I was thinking like a super soldier test turns a guy into her but he then finds out that was the plan that the government wanted to make super sissies instead

You did not request it and I can do it!

Anonymous said:

Hi could you do a caption using Betsy brandt? Shes the aunt from breaking bad incase you didnt know I just think shes beautiful and hope you could do a caption for her idk what about maybe something about milfs thatd be good ig whatever you decide anyways thanks

I DO know who that is! And there have been quite a few MILF requests (as you’ll see) so all you MILF lovers will be happy going forward. :)

Anonymous said:

Hello first off big fan 2nd off im sorry if this is too much but I have abit of a list for ya if u can do these thats great if not its ok just sorry i know its alot.  Emma thompson(saving mr banks)  Sean young, (ace venture)  Rhea Pearlman, ( matilda)  Christina agulara( burlesque)   sigourney weaver, (alien or ghostbusters)   emma stone (cruela)  thank u there will be a part 2

Heres part 2 its just ones I dont really have any specific thing in mind.    Tia and Tamara. Idna menzel.   Adele.    Bonnie Tyler.    Ruby rose.    Sarah chalke.   Kristen schaal.  Melissa McCarthy.  Megan trainer.    Elizabeth gillies.   Like i said if u can great if not thats alright atleast u'll have some stocked up for a rainy day thanks again and sorry again

Hello im the one who gave the list of requests sorry once again I just wanted to further explain one of them the christina Aguilera from burlesque one to be specific I would like the one where she is wearing the bowler hat with the  loose frizz curls thats the only one I can think of to elaborate on the rest are up to u thanks again sorry again

Ok so this is A LOT of requests and in the future I would like to ask people to limit their requests to three celebs at a time, but I’ve never said that before so it wouldn’t be fair to the person who requested all these. So yes I can do these requests. The only one I won’t do is Sean Young from Ace Ventura because her character in Ace Ventura is really really transphobic (or, more specifically, how that character is written). And I can do that specific Christina Aguilera one. Also since this IS so many requests I’ll probably be sprinkling them in through instead of doing them all at once, & I already wrote an Elizabeth Gillies one coming out towards the end of May.

Anonymous said:

If possible could you do Elizabeth perkins as Wilma Flintstone I had the idea of it litterally being set in cave man times and depicting the forat instance of feminization, the first sissy, being of a weaker evolution and stuff causing the tribe to pick him as the tribes cave sissy

Oooo, sounds fun. Totally!

Anonymous said:

Could you do Marissa tomei? Was thinking hero type story by night hes a crime fighing vigilante by day She is a stay at home sissy wife waiting for hubby to get home to pleasure him

I can do this!

Anonymous said:

Could you try making one where a boy who’s always been short his entire life gets feminized by his friend? I was thinking someone like Skai Jackson would be great for this

Sure thing! I found one of Skai where she’s of age so I’ll use that. :) (I won’t use a GIF of here her though since most of them are from Jessie when she’s under 18)

Anonymous said:

I was wondering if you could do one about a college professor named Peter whose autocloset gets hacked by his students.  They transform and feminize him into a sexy latina milf so they have someone sexy to look at during class.  Actress of your choice, someone over 30 please.

Oooo, I’ve got the perfect celeb for this. ;)

Anonymous said:

Hi I actually have 3 u may have done them before but if u can thatd be great. 1 Natalie Portman (V for vendetta ) the little girl outfit with the pigtails I was thinking like a lost bet. 2 P!nk (beautiful trauma) the house wife look is so good.  3 Elizabeth olsen (wandavision) when shes in the bed wearing her costume like a morning after thing.  Thats all like I said if u can thank u love ur captions

Ah gotcha. I can do these!

Anonymous said:

Hi id like to start off by saying i love your captions. Was wondering if you could do one of Mary Elizabeth Winstead as Ramona flowers when she had Green hair as far as the story I dont really have anything other than green being the guys fav color idk hopefully you can do something with that anyways thank you for your time have a good one

I can work with this. :)

Anonymous said:

Hey I have a specific scene in mind its of kaley cuoco when she was on the big bang theory I dont remember the episode but its where shes sitting on the couch when her BF walks in and shes dressed in this purple lingerie and shes got her hair up its beautiful I was thinking if u could do a caption on that? Maybe like a roommates thing sorry I dont have enough info on the scene

I’VE HAD THIS IMAGE FOR SO LONG BUT COULDN’T THINK OF A STORY SO YES I CAN DO THIS! :D

Anonymous said:

Could u ro Lindsay sloane from bring it on I had to look up the name I just remember her as "Big red" what they called her in the movie

Yep! I love Bring it On. :)

Anonymous said:

Omg i love the Alex kingston caption u did recently whenever u get a chance could u do more River song captions also the billie piper one again whenever u get the chance

You got it. :)

Anonymous said:

Ok if you could i have an idea for a caption of a guy who wants to be internet famous but cant cut it as a guy so he pretends to be a lady on an onlyfans but doesnt show off anything too much then he gets surprised by his Male roommate who found out and his roommate blackmails him into making more "Private" videos to get cash I was thinking using meg turney if u could thanks

Sounds fun. Sure thing! :)

Anonymous said:

Hello I know you mightve done this one already but the one of Katy Perry from "Hey hey hey" music vid could u do another one from that still her with the blonde hair but when shes just waking up instead thank you

You bet!

Anonymous said:

I know you got alot of requests lately but if you dont mind one more could you do Drew Barrymore from Batman forever?

I had to double check how old she was in that but yes! I can do this. :)

Anonymous said:

I know I probably wont see this for awhile but if u could can u do a caption of debby ryan from jessie where she is dressed like a little kid and has her hair in pigtails? I was thinking like a babysitting gig gone wrong for the story like dress up goes too far or something anyawys thank u

Do you know what episode that’s from? I found the image and I think it looks great but I just want to make 100% sure that Jessie was an adult when she made it. If you know the episode feel free to message me & I can go ahead with it. :)

Anonymous said:

I have 3 if u could do them 1. Zazie beets  2. Zendaya  3. Tessa Thompson. Thats all thanks

I actually have Zazie Beets and Zendaya caps coming up before May ends, but you’ll get the Tessa Thompson one in June. :)

Anonymous said:

Hi could you do another caption tor jenna fischer from the office please?

Yep!

Anonymous said:

Could you do a cap where a teacher named Peter gets feminized into a latina housewife and use Marisol Nichols from Riverdale?  Can't ignore the MILFs.

Damn right you can’t! I’ll be sure to do this. :)

Anonymous said:

Addison Rae or Ariana Grande please

I’ll do both! :)

@tammyboy25 said:

Hi there! I was wondering if you could please do one where a sister or best girlfriend guilt trips a boy into being their maid of honor for her wedding? Bachelorette party, Dress shopping, getting their hair done, dancing with other boys at the reception are some ideas I had. Thank you so much either way!!!

Ooooo I love this! You got it sweetie. :)

Anonymous said:

Wow, I really loved the "From the Amazons" caption you did with Wonder Woman! Could you do something similar with a guy named Rene put into the body of a sluttfied superheroine?  Maybe Scarlet Witch/Wanda? Thanks!

“From the Amazons” has been getting a lot of love so thanks everyone! I can totally do this with an Elizabeth Olsen pic. :)

Anonymous said:

I'm not sure if youve seen falcon and the winter soldier yet but Erin kellyman who plays kharli in that is a relatively new actress so I could understand if you dont know her but if you do could you make a caption for her? Thank you

I actually do know who she is! I saw her in “Falcon & Winter Soldier” and Solo so I can totally do a cap with her. :)

Anonymous said:

Hi, yesterday I said how much I loved that Wonder Woman caption you did with Gakl Gadot. And I've since discovered the manips made by Saturdays24. My name is Rene, and I'd loved to be turned into a girl in one of his pics, particularly Taylor Swift! Thanks!

Sure thing! @saturdays24 gave me permission to use their stuff a few years ago so I can do any caps with their manips. :)

Anonymous said:

Can you please do Priyanka Chopra captions

Sure!

Anonymous said:

Can you do Lala Anthony captions. I am a big fan of her

Totally! (For some reason I can’t find a good GIF of her though)

Anonymous said:

Can you do a cap with the new Billie Eilish Vogue Pics? That would be so so amazing.

Anonymous said:

billie eilish or addison rae?

Anonymous said:

Hi I remember someone else asking for a billie eilish caption since she was of age now but it was still too recent to have any pics of her at the right age well now shes 19 and I just saw she was on the cover of vogue afew days ago ....would that work?

Don’t worry, a Billie Eilish cap from British Vogue is on the way! She is an adult now & so I can make caps with her. :) (Also to the person who asked about Addison Rae, like I said earlier I’ll make one for her too. :D)

Anonymous said:

I really liked ur newest caption of Kelly lebrock as a boss being spotted enfemme I was wondering if u could do a follow up to that one? Maybe with her from woman in red. Id just like to see the coworker confront the boss

I like that idea! Totally. :)

Anonymous said:

Could you do a caption with Jhene Aiko or Jenna Ortega? They’re both similar to me in body build so it would be pretty amazing to see them in a caption.

Jhene Aiko yes. Jenna Ortega MAYBE. Jenna Ortega only JUST turned 18 and that was during the COVID-19 pandemic so there aren’t going to be a lot of projects where she’s an adult to pull from. So if I can find something maybe otherwise you might just have to wait a bit. Sorry if that’s a bummer. :/

Anonymous said:

Can you do Nikita Dragun captions please?

I’ve no idea who this is, sorry.

Anonymous said:

Idk if u know the band pentatonix or not but if u do could u do a caption for Kirstin Maldonado they just came out with a music video for 90s medley and she is gorgeous in it much appreciated :)

I’ve actually done some Kristin Maldonado caps already so I can totally do another. :)

[trenchcas]

episode origins p1

i was watching moriah earlier today and was wondering what the significance of the name moriah was, so i searched it up. i’ll explain it here in this. i wanted to learn which episodes have titles derived from pop culture, literature, etc. so i put together this list. it’s not complete, feel free to reblog with more!

why did i waste hours on my life on this, you ask? i don’t know. 

season 1

pilot: obviously, all the first episodes of shows are called pilots. nothing new here.

wendigo: they’re fighting a wendigo

dead in the water: the phrase means “unable to function, move”.

phantom traveler: the name of the demon they’re fighting

bloody mary: based off the legend

skin: shapeshifters, also there might be a meta about how it’s a metaphor for dean

hook man: they’re fighting a hook man

bugs: bugs

home: they go home

asylum: they go to an asylum

scarecrow: scarecrow

faith: the concept of god first comes into play here, i thought that was pretty interesting. that’s why it’s called faith, duh. dean + faith is explored.

route 666: racist truck yes

nightmare: sam’s visions

the benders: i think it’s based off of the bloody benders, a family of serial killers

shadow: meg’s stalkery?

hell house: it was literally a hell house

something wicked: originally chanted by WITCHES in shakespeare’s macbeth. the full line is “something wicked this way comes, open locks, whoever knocks”. obviously the shtriga is a witch and it refers to that.

provenance: painting provenances, it’s in the episode

dead man’s blood: they use dead man’s blood

salvation: being saved or protected, like the boys and john do with the family

devil’s trap: the devil gets them in a trap. and they built a giant devil’s trap too.

season two

in my time of dying: based off of the led zeppelin song [x]

everybody loves a clown: based off of the gary lewis song [x]

bloodlust: i think it’s for the vampires but they were also a band in the 90′s

children shouldn’t play with dead things: based off of the 1972 movie

simon said: the whole “you do what i say” thing with andy and evil andy

no exit: it’s a song by blondie and in the episode h.h. holmes captures blondes...? am i just clowning

the usual suspects: based off of the 1995 movie

crossroad blues: based off of the robert johnson song (fave!) [x]

croatoan: i like this one. okay, so you guys probably know about the whole roanoke/croatoan thing in the 1600′s. so there’s a theory that the settlers were wiped out by a disease (similar to this town). also, the town would disappear off of the map.

hunted: gordon hunted sam

playthings: dolls, but the little girl was the grandma’s sisters plaything

nightshifter: a shifter in the night

houses of the holy: based off of the led zeppelin song and album [x]

born under a bad sign: based off of this song [x] there are a bunch of others including jimi hendrix but...?

tall tales: yeah i think this one is self explanatory

roadkill: someone got killed on the road

heart: werewolf heart but also how sam gave his heart to madison aww also there’s a band called heart

hollywood babylon: based off of the book by the same name

folsom prison blues: based off of the johnny cash song!! [x]

what is and what should never be: based off of the led zeppelin song [x]

all hell breaks loose: yes it did

season three

the magnificent seven: based off of the pretty famous western go watch

the kids are alright: based off of the who song [x]

bad day at black rock: based off of the 1955 movie

sin city: there’s a bunch of songs but the city was sinning so

bedtime stories: they were bedtime stories

red sky at morning: the full phrase is “red sky at morning, sailors take warning”. with the theme of this ep it fits pretty well.

fresh blood: fresh blood yes

a very supernatural christmas: i’m not sure. i think it’s based off of a christmas album?

malleus maleficarum: a 1400′s book of witches. latin for “hammer of the witches”.

dream a little dream of me: i love this song! based off this: [x]

mystery spot: mystery spot

jus in bello: i can’t really explain it but here [x]

ghostfacers: g h o s t f a c e r s

long-distance call: long distance call

time is on my side: based off of the rolling stones song [x]

no rest for the wicked: a biblical quote that means “evildoers will face eternal punishment”. also, “one’s work never ceases”.

season four

lazarus rising: in the bible, lazarus is the righteous man, which makes dean the righteous man. and he rises. so. 

are you there, god? it’s me, dean winchester: based off of the judy blume book (maybe?), are you there, god? it’s me, margaret.

in the beginning: they go back in time

metamorphosis: with the rugaru but also sammeh

monster movie: monsters and movies

yellow fever: referring to the disease i think, but also there are a few songs

it’s the great pumpkin, sam winchester: based off of it’s the great pumpkin, charlie brown.

wishful thinking: yeah

i know what you did last summer: dean + hell, sam + ruby. is it based off of the shawn mendes song? i don’t think it is because this came out way before the song.

heaven and hell: opposite sides meet, dean’s hell experiences.

family remains: there are remains

criss angel is a douche bag: idk?

after school special: based off of the abc program? i think?

sex and violence: there was a lot of sex. and violence.

death takes a holiday: death took a holiday

on the head of a pin: i’m not sure but this article is interesting, maybe related. probably related. [x]

it’s a terrible life: based off of it’s a wonderful life? i love that movie btw

the monster at the end of this book: ughhh! yes!!! first of all there’s a sesame street book by the same title. also, chuck actually was the monster at the end of the book! that’s crazy. insane. 

jump the shark: “(of a television series or movie) reach a point at which far-fetched events are included merely for the sake of novelty, indicative of a decline in quality.“ probably the whole long lost brother thing.

the rapture: a belief that christians will rise to “meet the lord in the air”. kinda like jimmy does.

when the levee breaks: based off of the led zeppelin song [x]

lucifer rising: lucifer rose

season five

sympathy for the devil: based off of the rolling stones song [x]

good god, y’all!: cas goes to find god

free to be you and me: a marlo thomas album and the brothers split up

the end: yeah it’s the end

fallen idols: i think we get it

i believe the children are our future: a lyric from a whitney houston song

the curious case of dean winchester: based off of the short story, the curious case of benjamin button.

changing channels: channels were changed. the end.

the real ghostbusters: based on the 1985 animation

abandon all hope: the full phrase is “abandon all hope, ye who enter here” and that pretty much sums up this episode.

sam, interrupted: i’m not sure?

swap meat: meats were SWAPPED.

the song remains the same: based off of the led zeppelin song [x]

my bloody valentine: based on jensen’s movie. but also the band?

dead men don’t wear plaid: based on the 1982 movie

dark side of the moon: a pink floyd album

99 problems: that one jayz song whatever

point of no return: a 1993 movie but also the poto song hehe

hammer of the gods: based off of the 1985 book i think? it’s about led zeppelin so probably yeah.

the devil you know: means that it’s better to deal with a situation you understand than one you don’t.

two minutes to midnight: this phrase is commonly used as a countdown to a global catastrophe (i.e. the fucking apocalypse)

swan song: someone’s final performance before retirement (i think this is about both brothers because it’s sam last battle and dean’s last fight before living with lisa)

season six

exile on main st.: based off of the rolling stones album [x]

two and a half men: it was a sitcom? but idk if that’s where it’s from

the third man: based off of the 1949 noir thriller? maybe? but there were also three men so idrk

weekend at bobby’s: it was a weekend at bobbys

live free or twi-hard: based off of twilight and that bruce willis movie that i watched once way back when

you can’t handle the truth: truth goddess. soulless sam gets exposed ig

family matters: based off of the 1989 sitcom? maybe

all dogs go to heaven: based off of the 1989 movie? probably

clap your hands if you believe: i think this is an original title idk

caged heat: based off of the 1974 movie i think

appointment in samarra: probably based off of the 1934 novel of the same name

like a virgin: based off of the madonna song [x]

unforgiven: sam does unforgiven things

mannequin 3: the reckoning: not sure

the french mistake: just... just read this link [x]

and then there were none: based off of the agatha christie novel of the same name

my heart will go on: y’all all know what’s up [x]

frontierland: they went to yeehaw town

mommy dearest: based on the 1981 film? maybe?

the man who would be king: based off of the 1888 novel by rudyard kipling

let it bleed: based off of the rolling stones album/song [x]

the man who knew too much: shares a name with the 1956 film

season seven

meet the new boss: they met the new boss idk

hello, cruel world: sad sam

the girl next door: there’s a 2004 romcom with the same name

defending your life: a 1991 romcom! wow!

shut up, dr. phil: sam and dean became philanthropists idk

slash fiction: hahahahaha i think we know what it means but wHY is it called that?

the mentalists: they met a bunch of magic people wow!

season 7, time for a wedding!: more like season 7, time for a slightly r*pey episode and GARTH!

how to win friends and influence monsters: based off of the 1936 book how to win friends and influence people

death’s door: they were at death’s door idk

adventures in babysitting: based off of the 1987 movie by the same name

time after time after time: based off of the cyndi lauper song? [x]

the slice girls: prolly based off of the spice girls idk

plucky pennywhistle’s magic menagerie: yeah idk

repo man: it’s a 1984 film too

out with the old: they were fucking around with antiques

the born-again identity: obviously based off of the bourne identity which i haven’t seen in forever

party on, garth: hahaha

of grave importance: it was very important

the girl with the dungeons and dragons tattoo: probably based off of the movie/book the girl with the dragon tattoo. 

reading is fundamental: reading is fundamental. go read a book.

there will be blood: there was blood

survival of the fittest: everybody fought idk

okay i’m gonna stop here for this one because i’m tired asf and i’ll do part 2 later 

[whenimgoodandready]

🎶If there's something strange in you neighborhood, Who you gonna call? Kwami Buster! If there's something weird, And it don't look good, Who you gonna call? Kwami Buster! Now let me tell ya somethin’, BUSTIN’ MAKES HER FEEL GOOD!🎶 Yeah, I went there! So what else is new? This wasn’t the only parody they did with this ep and I’ll tell you ‘bout the others right here!

*Kwami Buster-The first five minutes we got from this ep was a quick little “Tom and Jerry” scene (no joke! There was a cheese trap!) where Marinette and Adriens strict and grouchy science teacher, Ms.Mendeleiev, was trying to capture Plagg and Tikki via butterfly net! (Btw, if someone could add in the cartoons music, (ex.Benny Hills “chase music”) and put it up for that scene, I’d be so happy!). However, she had no idea what they were and luckily for the Kwamies, they can phase through surfaces and not be seen in film or photos. Phew! Unfortunately this caused her akumatization when she failed to prove it to others on tv where she was laughed at and humiliated, thus Kwami Buster!

Kwami Buster was a Ghostbuster like villainess that can capture Kwamies by sucking them out from the miraculouses, have them unable to phase through cuz of her magic vacuum sucking pack and leave our heroes exposed in their civilian selves, but they’re good with dodging/hiding, so as not to cause any reveals. This right here is where she’s a Mr.Crocker expy from “The Fairly Oddparents” both being “mean teachers who are obsessed with capturing magical creatures to prove their existence”. Heard a lot of jokes on that and at least Ms.Mendeleiev ended up dropping that character trait and not goin’ crazy like Crocker (or even doin’ that twitchy body thing). She learned her lesson just to protect Paris from Hawk Moth.

You remember how Marinette always has those elaborate plans to work out a situation like how to secretly plan a date with Adrien with help from her girl squad (“Gigantitan”). Well, in this cause, she takes it up to 11! Basically, she took all the Kwamies to use and just, OMG! You have to see those scenes a million times just to figure out what happens! Your brain will go 🤯. Seriously! She mostly used the mouse miraculous which the fandom was half and half right about it’s power being shrinking and duplication! Wow! (my money was on the latter) It was pretty much given away what with the name “Multimouse”! C’mon! It kinda sucked that most of the miraculouses we saw in use were the ones we already know of and not the others cuz the other Kwamies were just used for “mouth transport”. Long story.

As you read from that last paragraph, you’ll get the idea of how “Multimouse” threw Cat Noir off guard that Ladybug and Marinette are “not” the same person. Adrien/Cat Noir came pretty close since Marinette was the only person he knew not to see both girls at the same time (I think he figured out about the time traveling powers of Timebreaker). Both the heroes got the realization that they might go to the same school and they fixed that with overly complicated plans (Marinette/Ladybug) and the simple, but quick trickery (Adrien/Cat Noir) just like how they always work. Their classmates aren’t really surprised since a few know they might be one of their own (Alya and Nino know about each other and Chloe and Chloe just felt entitled and it’s probably why they were the only ones to speak out about Ms.Mendeleiev).

So apparently, Ms.Mendeleiev knows that Kwamies exist, but she doesn’t know that’s what they’re called nor has she displayed this kind of behavior until this episode! Why? Did the writers forget she was a character and realized they forgot to akumatize her? It’s Season 3! Fans always thought she’d be akumatized as either a mad scientist or a witch type of villainess cuz of her profession and appearance, respectively, but now they pull this kind of thing and make her out to be a conspiracy theorist nut! How long has she known about Kwamies? Mostly, she used camembert cheese (of all cheeses) to lure in Plagg! Hmmm, was she aware her classroom smelled like that ever since Adrien started attending public school and has seen Plagg and Tikki flying around without them noticing? When she tried to prove their existence, she made crudely drawn artwork of Plagg and Tikki and only Marinette and Adrien were shocked, but not the other students who most of ‘em have had Kwamies!? Granted, it was probably cuz those two are the most important ones to keep secret, but you’d think they’d react stronger to a vaguely drawn picture of a Kwami and not have them worry. Sorry fandom, but I’m afraid Cat Noir wasn’t the one that gave Marinette the mouse miraculous like you all assumed (the closest we got was in “Desperada” for Luka). I personally don’t care cuz I think it’s too risky that Adrien doesn’t get too close to Master Fu due to the fact we know who Adriens father is *cough*HawkMoth*cough*. So it’s a safer choice Fu chose Marinette as the future guardian of the miraculouses (which is what happened in the episode after it and this is the last mid episode so from now on, we’ll see the ones near the end). Something we learned in this ep, too many miraculouses can drain you of your energy! Damn! Luckily, Marinette managed to get the job done! (possibly cuz she’s young and healthy). I gotta tell you guys this, I had no idea that you can blend miraculouses together! I only thought it was the ladybug and black cat ones that can do that cuz they give you God-like powers! But it turns out, they all have that purpose! (the combo pack not the eternal powers thing). It just-just throws out the significance of the two most powerful miraculouses that’s all! Ugh! That is so lame😒. This was the third time someone pulled a “it’s not me” to throw off suspicion that they’re not a superhero/villain. Gabriel did that when the heroes (correctly) thought he might be Hawk Moth (“Collector”), Adrien did it to avoid getting captured using his doppelgänger fanboy (“Gorizilla”) and now Marinette with the many miraculouses. There’s no need to have second thoughts now. Just wait until all three are revealed and the biggest Whomp! Whomp! Whooooooooomp! noise sounds!😏. The thing I heard people discuss most about was the possible identity reveals of Ladybug and Cat Noir. We all know Marinette/Ladybug wants it to be kept secret whereas Adrien/Cat Noir doesn’t and thinks otherwise and Master Fu thinks it’s a bad idea cuz he’d have to take ‘em back from them. It seems pretty drastic, but he may have a point. We all saw how Ladybug and Aspik worked together during “Desperada” and that didn’t go well for two reasons; 1.) There was no Cat Noir and 2.) They were too distracted by each other cuz they were in love. If Ladybug and Cat knew each other’s identities (especially when they realize their relationship isn’t so “one-sided”) they’d go through the same thing (with the second reason), but the thing is they’ve grown to understand what’s best to continue to fight crime and save Paris with them becoming so trustworthy! Plus they’ve gained experience so Master Fu recruiting newbies would just be a disaster! Would they still keep their miraculouses if they knew? Would they be careful like Alya/Rena Rouge and Nino/Carapce? Would it be safe? Who knows🤷🏻‍♀️.

[bloojayoolie]

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being the elder henderson sibling [headcanon]

Requested?: Yee my dudes. Anon: “I absolutely loved your Wheeler and Byers middle child imagine! can you make one for Dustin’s older sister? Love your blog btw “ (idk who you are but i’m glad you enjoy my blog <3)

Pairing: Dustin Henderson x reader (platonic, family), Steve Harrington x reader (romantic oops) 

((btw guys if you’re getting annoyed at all of these turning out as romantic Steve things, pls let me know))

((once again, season 2 below the cut))

you were Claudia Henderson’s pride and joy

well you were, until Dustin was born

but you couldn’t complain

Dusty was your pride and joy as well

you were always so supportive of him 

((especially whenever him and the rest of the party won the annual science fair))

you would always help Mr. Clarke with the AV club

the fact that you were always around meant that you were always the one constant in the Party’s lives.

they loved you

((you were the og group mom))

no matter how cool you were to The Party, you were unapproachable at school

you thought it was because you were a certified Loser™

in reality, it was because you intimidated everybody

you were so pretty and kind and smart that people saw you as unapproachable.

well, everybody except your closest friend

((aka Jonathan Byers))

you always had your nose stuck in a new book, oblivious to the awestruck glances aimed at you.

Jonathan would always snort at the glances you’d get from half of the basketball team ((yes, including Steve Harrington [pre-Nancy]))

when Will went missing, you swear you felt your heart break

but you didn’t cry because Dustin was distraught and he needed someone to comfort him.

in fact, you comforted all of The Party, Jonathan, and Joyce.

you caught Dustin sneaking out of the house to go look for Will one night

instead of ratting him out to your mom, you went along because “there’s no way I’m leaving a dumbass like you all alone in the woods.”

The Party was relieved to have you tagging along

you made them feel safe.

you’re skeptical about Eleven at first, and take Lucas’s side for a while.

soon, you begin to see that the young girl can actually be a highly useful asset.

the next day, you find yourself being extremely surprised.

when you hear that Barb is missing, you’re pretty rattled.

first Will, now Barb.

what was happening?

after school, you find your way to the parking lot

you see Steve and his little crowd mocking Jonathan 

you approach them right as they break him camera.

pissed off, you begin shouting obscenities at them, shocking everyone.

sweet, beautiful, caring (Y/N) Henderson knew how to curse?

when Carol starts making remarks about Jonathan, you lunge at her.

Tommy intervenes and before you know it, his fist has met your face.

everyone stops.

they all stare at you 

you simply crack your neck and deliver an equally devastating blow to Tommy’s face.

((at this point, Steve is feeling guilty because he just knows he’s fallen in love with you but Nancy is still in the picture))

but damn can you take a punch 

Tommy is on the ground, in pain, and you simply grab Jonathan’s hand and threaten the little group.

your foot hovers over Tommy’s crotch before you speak.

“if you ever pull a little stunt like that again, you can say goodbye to any future children you were planning on having,Tommy. you too, Harrington.”

Steve simply stares at you and Jonathan groans because he knows what that look means.

he’s seen it too many times on his brother’s face and on the faces of half the school’s basketball team.

Steve. Is. Absolutely. Smitten.

eventually you find out about Will’s body being found.

you reluctantly head home to be with Dustin...

...who sends you right back to the Byers residence, insisting that Jonathan needs you more than he does.

although hesitant, you listen to your little brother and spend the night with Jon.

you help calm Joyce down when they have to go identify the body.

you eventually tag along with Nancy and Jonathan when they go looking for the monster.

you notice Nancy is missing and follow her into the Upside Down.

when the monster chases you, you make sure she goes back through the tree first. 

you barely make it through, the Demogorgon clamping onto your leg and leaving you injured.

you refuse to go to the hospital, and Nancy proceeds to patch you up. 

when you go to the store to buy your weapons, you’re the one who sees the movie matinee first.

you try to keep Nancy away from it, but she sees it anyways.

when she runs off, you grab Jonathan’s hand and tug him along.

“oh look, Nancy the slut and the creepy couple”

“shut up Carol. just because Tommy is the only one who wants to fuck you doesn’t mean you have to be bitter all the time.”

Tommy takes a step towards you but stops once you arch an eyebrow. 

Steve looks at your hand in Jonathan’s and starts talking shit.

“really Nance? you had to go after Byers? I bet you, him, and Henderson there had a lot of fun together eh?”

you’re the first one who swings and although Tommy is urging Steve to fight back, he knows that he can’t hit you.

so he hits Jonathan instead.

you wind up at the police station

where you eventually spill the whole story to Hopper and Joyce, showing them your wound as proof. 

when you contact The Party, you’re the one who has to speak to them 

you’re the only one that they truly trust.

you don’t want to leave them but Nancy insists that she and Jonathan need your help.

Jonathan is your best friend and although you don’t know Nancy that well, she is a sweet girl.

so you agree and go with them. 

when Steve arrives, you’re the one who opens the door and tries to keep him out. 

eventually, the Demogorgan arrives and you have to keep it away from Steve, who is unarmed.

when he helps you fight back, you realize that maybe (just maybe) he isn’t a self-centered, big-haired douchebag.

fast-forward to the end of the fight 

everyone is safe, except El.

although you’re sad that she’s gone, you know it’s nothing compared to what Mike is feeling. 

when Will awakens, you’re right by his side

along with the rest of The Party.

and when Jonathan sees the way Will looks at you, with that dazed, dreamy look,

he knows that things might turn out okay.

you hug Dustin tightly and tell him how much you love him

Dustin whispers the same things back to you before pushing you off and rubbing his neck in embarrassment

the rest of the evening is spent in comfort as you all realize that you still have each other.

things slowly go back to how they were

you’re still the mom of the group

you and Jonathan are still as close as ever, especially with Nancy becoming closer to you as well.

unbeknownst to you, Nancy and Steve are having problems because Nancy is too focused on Jon and Steve is too focused on you.

you inevitably meet new kid Billy Hargrove and his charming kid stepsister Max ((who you take an instant liking to))

you met them in the parking lot on Halloween, where Billy asked you to go to Tina’s party with him and you “agreed”

((you said “sure, I’ll see you there” but the wink you gave Max showed that you had no intention of ever showing up))

you choose to supervise The Party instead, and even dress up as a Ghostbuster with them.

((they are beyond excited about that))

when Max surprises them and sees you, she immediately starts laughing

she explains to The Party that you just stood her dick of a stepbrother up on Halloween.

((Dustin is super proud of you bc he’s heard so much shit about Billy))

anyways,

you don’t know it, but Mike and the rest of The Party are keeping Will’s visions a secret from you because they don’t want you to worry.

you know something is going on but you think it’s just normal teenage boy stuff

so what if they’re keeping secrets. they can’t tell you everything, ya feel?

after trick or treating, you and Dustin walk home

and find a lil thingy in the trash can.

you and Dustin are both intrigued by this...thing.

so you keep it

and name it Dart. 

and then it all goes to shit

I mean, first it escapes at the emergency AV Club meeting

next thing you know, Will is infected by that shadow monster.

you’re pissed off at the kids for not telling you what was happening with Will

like you yell at them

y e l l

they had never seen you so upset and The Party felt so guilty that they had caused this.

you give The Party the silent treatment until Dustin runs up to you in a panic, telling you about how Mews is dead.

you sigh and roll your eyes because “dammit Dustin I really can’t leave you alone because you always mess things up.”

Dustin grins because he can see you fighting a smile and he knows that you’re not upset with him anymore. 

“alright (Y/N), we’re gonna go over to Mike’s house because none of those sons of bitches are answering and we really need their help.”

you reluctantly hop onto Dustin’s bike and make your way over to Mike’s house

you run into Steve there, a bundle of roses in his hands.

“(Y/N)? what are you doing here?”

“i’m looking for Mike. or Nancy. but they’re not here so we’re leaving.”

you’re tone is pretty rude and Steve is pretty shocked.

you grab Dustin’s hand and begin to walk off but he stops you.

“wait. he fought the Demogorgon with you last year didn’t he?”

you sigh and nod your head.

“then he can help us.”

Steve agrees to help because he wants to win you over

you find yourself going down into the cellar first, holding a crowbar and getting ready to defend yourself against Dart.

Steve almost has a heart attack and races after you.

you propose the idea to lure Dart to the junkyard with raw meat.

when walking towards the junkyard, you trail slightly behind the two boys, snorting whenever Steve gives Dusty advice.

“what? you got better advice Henderson?”

“yeah. Dusty, do exactly the opposite of what he says. his advice is bullshit. i’m not sure how he ever got Nancy to agree to go out with him.”

Steve frowns at your words before speaking. “Nance and I aren’t together anymore”

you look at him, eyes wide in apology.

Steve stares right as you before continuing,

“turns out, we were way too focused on other people.”

you look down awkwardly, an unwelcomed blush painting your cheeks

Dustin simply grins widely as he looks between the two of you, causing Steve to scoff and ruffle his hair.

at the junkyard, you and Max do most of the work

Dustin and Lucas are too busy chatting and Steve is too busy admiring you.

while waiting for the demodogs, you find yourself sitting next to Steve, head thrown back against the wall of the bus and humming a song under your breath.

you only stop when you hear Steve chuckle breathlessly

“are you humming AC/DC, Henderson?”

you blush and nod your head 

“never took you as that kind of girl.”

“what kind of girl did you take me for Harrington?”

Steve stares at you for a moment before looking away, distracted by Lucas shouting.

“they’re here!”

when Steve goes outside, you feel kind of guilty

you know you should be helping him but you want to keep the kids safe.

you fight off the demodogs that try to attack the inside of the bus.

after making sure no one is hurt too badly, you lead everyone to Hawkins Lab, following the mini demogorgons.

back at the Byers house, Joyce has you stay with her, Hopper, and Mike when talking to Will.

she knows that he’ll feel safer with you there as well.

since you’re the designated babysitter, you stay with the kids 

they quickly become restless and so do you

when Mike begins to talk about his plan, you can’t help but agree with him

after Steve disagrees, they all turn to you.

“hey you dipshits, why aren’t you listening to me?”

“(Y/N) is the leader. she’s our babysitter, not you Harrington. we listen to her.”

you smirk at Steve.

“that’s right. i’m in charge. and I say we go.”

the kids all cheer and start to gather up whatever they need.

Steve narrows his eyes and glares at you.

“it’s on Henderson. I’m gonna be the best damn babysitter these kids have ever had.”

“dream on Harrington.”

you and Steve are now in competition to see who is the Best Mom™

Steve is super upset bc you’re making him flustered just by looking at him.

Dustin walks back into the room during your intense stare off

“goddammit guys. we can feel the sexual tension all the way from the back of the house!”

when Billy arrives, you step in front of Max and Lucas

Billy ends up cornering you and wrapping his arms around your waist.

“y’know princess, what you did to me at Halloween wasn’t very nice.”

Steve is by the door, ready to attack the mullet-headed dick

you totally save yourself though, pulling his mullet and kicking him until he lets you go.

when Billy tries to lunge at you, Steve steps in

“don’t you dare lay a hand on my girlfriend Hargrove.”

you pretend not to hear the kids cheering at his words. 

even though Steve gets his ass kicked, you’re still grateful.

in the tunnels, you make sure that Dustin is by your side the whole time.

except when Mike is caught

that’s when you separate yourself and help Mike get free

you and Steve make sure that the kids get up first

when you see the demodogs running at you, you yelp

Steve follows your gaze and grabs your hands.

“listen Henderson. if we’re about to die, there’s something I've always wanted to do.”

you glance at the demodogs hesitantly, before turning back to Steve.

“you might wanna hurry up then Harrington.”

Steve immediately presses his lips to yours.

and you’re kissing

as all the demodogs run around you. 

you pull away awkwardly

but you can’t deny that it was the best kiss you’ve ever had

((not that you’d ever admit it))

once you exit the tunnel, you’re met with the smug faces of The Party.

“well, i’m glad you got that out of the way.”

“shut up Dusty.”

you avoid Steve afterwards, too stubborn to admit that maybe you have a crush on him.

Nancy and Jonathan try to get you to talk to him

“c’mon (Y/N). he really likes you!”

“you guys were together???”

“well yeah, but he always liked you and I always liked Jonathan.”

you notice him spending more time with Dustin and it warms your heart.

Dustin definitely brings him up in random conversations you two have.

“hey (Y/N), this pasta is great. you know who else likes pasta? STEVE!”

“hey have you seen my walkie-talkie? by the way, STEVE IS DOING PRETTY WELL TODAY!”

eventually, Dustin asks you to help him get ready for the Snow Ball.

((you definitely laughed when he told you that Steve told him to use the Farrah Fawcett Hairspray)).

he also begs you to go drop him off with Steve.

when Steve first sees you, it’s awkward as hell.

but you just brush past him and into the car

when he gives Dustin advice, you roll your eyes and lean forwards.

“don’t listen to him Dusty.”

you kiss his cheek and he smiles before getting out of the car.

“alright, have fun you two. but not too much fun.”

“Dusty what are you-”

Dustin points to the roof of the car smugly

hanging from the car’s roof is a sprig of mistletoe

((where did this dipshit get mistletoe??))

you and Dustin have a mini stare-off before you groan and turn around, taking Steve by surprise and kissing him harshly.

“wow”

“you got that right Harrington,” you grumble.

“does this mean you like me Henderson?”

“don’t push it dumbass.”

Steve chuckles before turning serious.

“I really do like you Henderson.”

a pause. then...

“i know.”

“did you just Han Solo me?”

“yes but i like you too so shh.”

Steve Harrington might have been a douchebag but he cleaned up his act.

The Party was super happy that you were together now

especially Dustin.

((you were still the favorite babysitter though))

(((shh don’t tell Steve)))

Tags: @delicrieux, @broken-pieces, @toekeery, @stanleyurisalive, @tapetayloe, @thekidsofneibolt ((if you wanna be tagged, let me know))

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While I'm being somewhat deranged and insufferable btw here's a tentative chapter/"episode" list for Affections Touching Across The Streams, which is the name I've decided on for the Ghostbusters InuYasha AU that I'm still definitely not going to actually write

1. Then I Took An Arrow To The Tree

Dana, the village priestess, suggests that her half-demon boyfriend use the Shikon jewel to turn human. Before Peter can decide whether he wants to, Gozer shows up to steal the jewel. Peter gets sealed; jump ahead 50 years to villagers talking amongst themselves about how it supposedly went down. Final shot jumps ahead 500 more years to Ray checking out the bone-eater's well

2. Jewelbreakers

Ray falls back in time, meets Janine and frees Peter, but ends up breaking the jewel. Ray decides they have to go on a quest to gather the jewel shards back together and rigs up a device that can help track them

3. Egon With The Wind Tunnel

Egon, a traveling monk, finds a couple jewel shards; his subsequent investigation of their nature leads him to Ray and Peter, who've already found a few of their own. After a bit of discussion, a demon shows up to attack and he defeats it with the wind tunnel. After finding out about the curse and where it came from, Peter decides he should join their team

4. The Detectorists

The scientist trio bond, fight various demons and seek out a few more jewel shards in a series of vignettes. The ending scene introduces the demonslayer village

5. Zeddemore The Demon Slayer

Winston and several other demonslayers, including his girlfriend Tiyah, get called to a castle to kill a snake demon, but it turns out to be a trap laid by Tiamat, who's competing with her sibling for jewel shards. While the toughest fighters are away, a swarm of demons attacks the village and kills many of the other demonslayers. The demon also brainwashes Tiyah, making her attack her allies; only Winston survives. Tiamat, masquerading as a noblewoman, tells him that Peter, Ray, and Egon are responsible for his village's destruction

6. Taijiya? I Barely Know Her!

Winston pretends to go along with what Tiamat says, but he can immediately tell the guys couldn't have been responsible. They all fight Tiamat together and drive her off; once that's over, Ray asks if Winston wants to join their team and he agrees

7. Slime And Thunder Don't Mix

The gang encounters Slimer, who's been forced out of his old territory by the thunder brothers (the Scoleri brothers?) They fight the evil demons off; Slimer imprints on them and starts following them around

8. Swords Of A Dishonorable Ruler

Peter's dad, who he hasn't seen in a long time, shows up to give him the Tetsusaiga and then runs off again without explaining what it does. Then the demon who actually crafted it shows up and tries to get it back, threatening Peter's friends in the process. He defends them with the sword, and its creator decides that he's worthy to wield it after all

9. All's Well In The Present

Ray has to make some modifications to his jewel-tracking device, so he brings Egon to the present with him so they can work on it together. Peter and Winston end up coming too, and they all get up to some hijinks and have some relationship developing moments

10. Nothing New Under The Moon

It's the night of the new moon, and Peter's being awfully cagey! Egon scans him and reports that his demonic energy levels are steadily dropping; the guys worry that it means he's dying. While they're freaking out trying to figure out what to do, humanstuck Peter walks in all grumpy and is like "y'know what FINE I guess it's better that you know I turn human this night :/" Ends with Egon, Ray, and Winston having to fight a demon while Peter stays inside and sulks

11. Why Did It Have To Be Bees?

They manage to track down Gozer, who already has several Shikon shards in their possession. They damage the Ecto-1 so the gang can't easily escape, and use the saimyosho to poison Egon. Things seem hopeless until Loci the dragon swoops in and flies them to safety

12. Tete-a-tete Saga

Peck shows up while the gang is still recuperating from their last fight and tries to apprehend the Tetsusaiga, claiming it's far too dangerous for them to have. He and Peter fight, culminating with Peter inadvertently using the wind scar. It's a one-on-one battle because Egon is still recovering from poison damage and Ray's looking after him, while Winston is out gathering herbs with Janine. They come back at the end and shoo Peck away with some harsh words

13. Barrettsurrection

Gozer now has enough Shikon shards to revive the terror dogs, so they resurrect their old host bodies to go with them. The gang shows up to try to stop the process. Louis, who was just a random hapless villager, ends up back under demonic control, while Dana is resurrected but manages to get away un-possessed. She doesn't know how to feel about the whole thing, especially seeing Peter again, so she kinda runs off

14. It Takes A Village

Seeing that stuff go down with Peter and Dana got Winston thinking about Tiyah, who's been missing since the ill-fated castle mission. He goes back to what remains of his demonslayer village and visits his family, who survived the attack. He brings Ray along and introduces him to his folks, while in the b-plot Peter and Egon pace around the village and sulk about not being invited (Winston promises to bring them all along next time)

15. A Curse On A Stantz Is Worth Two In The Bush

Ray gets cursed by an evil priest (Vigo???); Peter stays behind to watch over him while Winston and Egon go investigate the source of the curse. While under the curse's effect, Ray almost shoots Peter, but the others get back just in time to prevent that

16. Curse Reverse

They go confront the evil priest and take him down, breaking the curse. Some epic homoeroticism moments ensue along the way

17. Siblings Siblings Siblings Siblings

Some strangers mistake Egon for his estranged twin brother Elon, who specializes in purification spells, and ask him to go on a mission to purify an area that's deeply poisoned by miasma. Meanwhile, Winston starts training his siblings to be proper demonslayers upon their request, and Ray returns to the present to attend his sister's wedding

18. Study Breakup

One of Ray's university classmates, Jenny, asks him for help on an assignment and they start going on study dates; when he relays this to the guys they all pretend not to be jealous. Seeing this poorly concealed jealousy tips Janine off to the fact that Egon doesn't really swing her way and she begrudgingly comes to terms with it. Ray ends up laying out to Jenny that he only wants to be friends with her, but can't quite explain why. In the b-plot, Tiyah runs away from Tiamat and goes off to look for the man she remembers seeing at the castle

19. Four Strings Of Fate

Some equipment breaks and the gang goes to hang out in the present while Ray and Egon fix it. While they're there, miscellaneous shipteasing ensues. Ray's aunt assumes that Ray is dating either Egon, Peter, or Winston, and is trying guess which one it is. By the end she can't figure it out, and reflects that all four of them seem to have something going on. Ends with Tiyah showing up at the village while the guys are out and talking to Janine

20. One String Of Fate

The guys get back and talk to Tiyah, who's confused and scared. Unsure of what else to do, Winston takes her up to the demonslayer village and advises her to stay there and lay low until they can figure out how to get her memories back. Meanwhile, Ray and Egon test their new equipment, and Peter sneaks off to visit with Dana

21. Filler With Slime

Filler plot about Slimer meeting some other mischievous demons and teaming up with them to prank the guys. Eases the tension of the last storyline

22. I'm Only Gonna Break, Break Your Sword

They fight a terror dog and it shatters the Tetsusaiga; Peter goes demon mode. The guys manage to knock him out and drag him back to the village, where Janine "sit"s him (she's the one who can do that in this au) and he returns to normal

23. Like Pulling Teeth

They get ahold of the blacksmith who forged Tetsusaiga and enlist his help fixing it; meanwhile, Peck shows back up to cause trouble. Peter goes demon mode again and attacks Peck, almost killing him, which convinces him to maybe let the sword get fixed

24. A Scarring Experience

Peter's dad, having heard about the Tetsusaiga breaking, drops back in to check on his son and give him some tips about the sword's abilities, including the wind scar. A powerful demon shows up and attacks Peter's dad; Peter figures out the wind scar just in time to defend his father with it

25. Gozer 'Bout As Well As You'd Expect

Peter mastering the wind scar gives the guys too much confidence and they go to confront Gozer. It goes extremely bad and they almost die

26. The Priestess Is Right

Some demons try to attack the village while the guys are laid up in recovery (fretting over each other and being generally homoerotic) and Janine fends them off with some help from Slimer. In the b-plot, Dana hears about the guys being injured and considers going to check on them, but decides against it

27. Papers, Please

Ray has to go back to the present for a while to write a university paper, and ends up having to battle a library ghost. The other guys get restless and decide to go check in on him; they show up just in time to help kill the demon

28. Wind Tunnel Vision

After another saimyosho encounter, Egon retreats to a temple to study/meditate. He hears about a tonic that numbs pain and considers taking it, but the guys show up and forcefully talk him out of it, saying he'd only die sooner if he couldn't feel pain. He admits that according to his findings, the curse will kill him anyway within the next year

29. Servant Of Evil

A day in the life of Louis, under Gozer's control, being haplessly manipulated into attacking random demons and civilians alike to steal jewel shards. He keeps almost running into the protagonists but they always just miss each other. Ends with a confrontation between Gozer and Tiamat, with Tiamat being taken down

30. Heart Of A Demonslayer

With Tiamat defeated, Tiyah starts regaining her memories. Winston goes to visit her at the demonslayer village (bringing all three of his definitely-not-boyfriends with him this time) and when she sees the way he acts with them, how they all act with each other, she decides that she can't get in the way of what they've got going on and that she and Winston should just be friends going forward

31. Marshmallow Hell

Having defeated their sister and accumulated a whole lot of Shikon shards, Gozer creates the stay-puft marshmallow man to attack the village while the guys are away. Janine manages to evacuate the village and minimize casualties, but she gets hurt in the process and the village is pretty much destroyed

32. Together And Apart

Everyone gets angsty about the village's destruction. Egon helps collect herbs for Janine while she's recovering and they share some melancholy friendship moments. Ray goes home and does a bunch of research on the Shikon jewel and anything that could help them win. Winston, being too sharply reminded of what happened to the other demonslayers, throws himself into helping repair the village. Peter goes off to visit Dana again, and she tells him that he shouldn't blame himself for anything, and that he should stop clinging onto her and go support his friends. It ends with the guys reconvening and sharing a silent love confession moment as they vow to take down Gozer no matter what the cost

33. The Final Act?

The big climactic battle. Ends with them finally defeating Gozer and putting the complete Shikon jewel back together, only to immediately get sucked into it

34. Out Of The Frying Pan, Into The Jewel

The guys are each trapped in an illusory world within the jewel, which they each manage to pull themselves out of by remembering their love for each other. That leaves them all floating in a void until Janine figures out how to destroy the jewel. Then the well malfunctions and strands the guys in the present

35. Toward... Whenever!

During their three years stuck in the present, the guys all finally confess their feelings to each other and start going steady. Eventually they manage to get the well working again and are able to go back and forth between fighting demons in the feudal era and having careers in the modern era

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SNL Adventure! 11/4/17 Larry David/Miley Cyrus

Yup I did standby again for SNL! My back hurts and I kind of lost my voice but that’s okayyyyyyy! This will probably be my longest SNL post ever bc I got to meet 14 people! Some of the pics are a little blurry bc I was too excited and my hands shake a lot (also i look like trash and i have fucked up teeth rip me please don’t judge too harshly 🙃)

First that came out was Kate! She hasn’t been stopping for fans a lot this season BUT she stopped this time bc @wooden-swings-and-diet-coke​ and @ohippiegay​ made an AMAZING quilt for her!!! (btw it was really great to meet y’all!!) Everyone wanted to meet Kate and she said, “I’m so sorry! I- I have special guests!” I felt kind of bad but she stopped real quick for a pic with me and @blazermckinnon​!

Melissa came out next!!!! I mentioned this last week, but I briefly chatted with her on her art insta (melissavart) and I just really love that she takes time to talk to her fans and she’s so supportive and told me my art is beautiful 💕 I wanted to draw something for her to show that I really appreciate her kindness so I made stipple portrait of her cat Ella! She seemed to really like it!! She said, “Ella’s going to love it!” Then she safely tucked it into her bag asdfghjkl

Okay so this next part got me shook. Aidy came out and everyone cheered and it went something like, “Aidyyyyyy!! wait what wAIT VANESSA!!!!!!!!!!” YEAH SO PRECIOUS BB VANESSA BAYER WAS THERE I LOVE HER SM ASDFJLGKA 

Anddddddd Katie Dippold came out with them! Katie co-wrote Ghostbusters with Paul Feig! She also played the real estate agent that shows them the firehouse

She’s also the girl that dressed up for her friend’s halloween party when no one else dressed up

So yeah 3 people I admire came out at the same time! I called out Katie’s name because I’ve wanted to meet her but never thought that I would! She looked REALLY confused when I called her name lol she probably didn’t expect anyone to recognize her

me: KATIE! kd: *stops and turns* ????????? (probably thinking “me???”) me: Yeah! Ghostbusters! kd: !!! Yeah! me: Yeah!!!! Can I get a picture with you? Sorry, I just really love Ghostbusters!

Aidy was very sweet as usual! Vanessa was taking pictures with some people but left before I could ask for a pic lol BUT SHE LOOKED AMAZING AND BEAUTIFUL AND I MISS HER

Finally got a picture with Heidi!!! She made me laugh a lot as Angel and I’m glad that she’s getting screen time! My first picture with her was super blurry so later when she was waiting for a car I asked if she could take another one. After the picture she asked me if it was clear or if I needed to take another one and it was a little blurry but I felt guilty for asking her to take another so I told her it was clear and thanked her lol

Mikey likes to make faces and hand signs in pics lol he was making a weird hand gesture in our group pic and I asked him what it meant and he said, “I’m sorry, I was trying to do the west side sign. Ah I’ll try one without it.”

SO I FINALLY GOT A PICTURE WITH BECK AND KYLE IDK WHY IT TOOK 5 TRIES BUT WOW IM HAPPY also I didn’t print out the album cover bc I didn’t have time but I might try and give it to them in 2 weeks

Chris is so fucking hilarious I’m so glad that he’s getting so much screen time!!! Someone said, “No wet diapers!” (ref to the baby steps sketch) and it made him laugh 😂 also I want to point out that he was laughing right before I took the pic and then immediately switched to this face:

it’s blurry bc I’m laughing rip i tried

Met Luke! He’s really friendly! He took his time to talk to every single person there and was making silly faces in all the pics

Alex came out with his fiancée asdfgjklaas they’re so cute together!!! They kissed and she was about to leave to find a car but then he pulled her back to kiss her again it was really cute ❤️ @blazermckinnon told him that she loved him as Eric. I made a comment about the fun dip and I think he laughed and said it was tasty lol

Beautiful talented amazing goddess Cecily Strong came out and I’m pretty sure her feet were hurting in her high heels lolol “Sorry, I’m hobbling!” I asked her to sign my wristband and she held my hand and signed it asfdghjk She asked @blazermckinnon what she was going to do with the wristband and I joked, “Frame it!” Then Cecily said something like, “And then you’re going to move and throw it out!” LOL never! I have the grid on my phone’s camera on and she noticed it and said, “She’s got a grid on her camera! I gotta get an app like that!” precious bb 💕

I was about to leave, but Higgins came out and then I was too paranoid to leave LOL

Okay so I almost met Colin my very first time at SNL smh I left at like 3am and he came out 2 minutes after I left 🙃🙃🙃 and he didn’t come to my side the second time and the third time he didn’t come out at all bc he was with scarlett and I’ve been bitter ever since BUT FINALLY MET HIM ONLY TOOK 5 TRIES He was in a rush so the pic is a little blurry but also I was just shook bc he was moving so quickly he was in my face at one point and also his cologne is really strong???? but it smells nice so whatever ALSOOO he didn’t really do it in my pic but I noticed that he made a face in a lot of fan pics that was basically “the smolder” from tangled

At one point Leslie came out and she looked exhausted so I didn’t want to bother her. Pete also came out with Cazzie David! PETE NEVER COMES OUT He stopped for a few people and then left. I’m kind of disappointed that I didn’t get a picture with him but owell it’s okay!

GOOD NIGHT REALLY FUN 10/10

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First of all: as a fan of the comics I might be a bit biased. Although I haven’t read them all yet because when I was younger I lend them from the library but missed the later volumes - still could get the money to buy them all. A shame!! But does somebody have a 130 bucks??)

But a fair warning because:

The cast:

Yes, Dane and Cara seem to be younger than their comic counterparts. It is actually never said how old they are in the comics - my guess is that Valerian is in his early 30s in the beginning. Later, he might be between 35 or older and he is different from the one in the start

Just read Vol. 0, yes, Zero. In the comics he is a Jean-Paul Belmondo-type, edgy faced, tanned skin, but even Belmondo was once young and smooth. And Valerian becomes edgier over time. So, are the actors to young? Maybe not. Besson has two other scripts / two more movies in mind. - If we do the math and give the films 3 years each, Dane could be 36, maybe older, edgier and in the “correct” age. In short: “Valerian and the city of the thousand planets” is, and the film does not make even a secret out of it, the beginning of Valerians voyage, because he and Laureline are relatively new partners in the film.

But age aside some may have their problems with Dane’s acting. I also thought sometimes that it isn’t quite the right tone but then he was just perfect. Is his acting inconsistent? Occasionally, yes. But if he is meant as a young Valerian it even makes sense. A bit of an asshole, a joyful rascal and dedicated to his work yet not so much into it than Bruce Wayne in his “work”. And not yet the Valerian readers are used to. Think of James Bond in Casino Royale. That Bond is odd, isn’t he? He even wants a stable relationship. Bond!! Many had their problems with this new Bond, allthough he is exactly what Bond is in Flemings work.

Back to Valerian : The examples are from the later comics of the first series - yes. There is a split, everything before Hypsis and after. Read it, it would be to complicated to explain. And Valerian is also not all but the same. So , Dane is not yet the “old” Valerian. He could play out his strenghts in later films (if hopefully done), when Valerian as a dedicated Time-travel agent sometimes shows a “Kiss my ass” attitude as he seem to have not a real care in the world or beeing mentally absent or clueless (see: Metro Chatelet/Brooklyn Station or Wrath of Hypsis).

Or doing what ever is necessary for the mission!

He does care and he loves Laureline but still he is just a human being (meaning he can be a complete ass) that can get “distracted”. And on other occasions Valerian wants just one thing: going home and leave the work behind. Yet, he doesnt. (see: Ghosts of Inverloch)

This results in a odd finale in “The Wrath of Hypsis” in which he has, except for his outburst of “WTF is going on?” nothing else to do. Strange? Yes. And that’s the key. The first major decision was made by Laureline and later Valerian has no real say in the finale but others, like Monsieur Albert, an agent who lives in the 1980s, and Laureline do.

Valerian cares but what is the main character doing in the finale of one of the most important stories with literally nothing to do besides asking the question for the reader: What’s going on here?? - Good question. He is just stands there in the background.

Weird, but I wanted to give you a hint on how franco-belgian comics sometimes work. Like the fact that the 2nd act is more important than the 3rd e.g. the climax is in the 2nd act like pointed out by "Pipelinecomics". That can be seen also in the film, as it follows a more european (in this case franco-belgian) way of storytelling!

Back to Valerian as a character: That doesn’t mean that Valerian is constantly as described above. These are just facettes of him, he is a character that is let’s say “different” from what the broader US-audience might be used to see and that is the reason why the film got more praise in France and Belgium.

I mention this because some say that Dane Dehaan doesn’t work as an action-actor. But looking up Valerian especially when it gets to this little undertones of his personality I’d say Dane is a perfect match. Because he is untypical.

And don’t forget: in the film Valerian seems (!) to be driven by his own ambitions. But is he? Or do we see sort of two different personas in one character? Actually we do. And with that in mind Danes acting, sometimes looking like he is mentally absent, makes sense.

My guess is that Luc Besson knew exactly what he did in the way he directed his main cast - that is btw. his job. And in a project of this size you don’t leave it to pure chance how your actors deliver their roles.

And they do it with passion, Dane’s rascal-mimic and Cara with her fiery look are just a perfect embodiment of of Valerian’s and Laureline’s reactions in the comics. They even work as a very odd not-average couple. (It’s not what you would expect.) Yes, they are a bit different from their drawn counterparts but as a basis for more adventures it’s fine. I give Besson, Dane and Cara the benefit of the doubt. Why? Because there are hopefully more films up ahead.

The Universe & message:

That universe is odd, the storytelling, the creatures… Which leads to something else.

Diversity. Thats the main topic of the story, that and immigragtion of people that where forced to leave their country because of the deeds and wars of others.

For Valerian they created round about 1000 species (=Thousand Planets - makes sense) mostly put in the background, and beside the fact that many of them we see have a humanoid shape of some sort (although not all if you remember), they have not much if not nothing in common.

In order to do this Besson contacted several (Dozens? Houndreds? Do the math.) artists from all over the world and everyone was given one task: Here is an object e.g. nautilus-seashell, make an alien out of it. And every artist worked independently…. And the result are aliens created by different people from all over the world. I have to point out that without MatPat from the YouTube-channel “Film Theorists” I would have not known.

This just screams it into your face that Valerian is an intercultural film, celebrating diversity yet states that we are all one, that we share the similar needs and rights: living together in one giant city. This is underlined by a “humanitarian” crisis of one species whose people are just refugees seeking a new home and that not helping and even beeing hostile towards them threatenes us all: it paves the road for more conflict.

Besson just honors the source material that was e.g. about diversity or feminism. - Wait? Then why is Laureline’s name missing? Several reasons: 1) obviously its the name that could confuse people. How do you pronounce it? 2) the original comics actually just have Valerian’s name in the title and 3) because you should ask the question. (Like: Why is Laureline just a Sergeant?) I might be wrong here but it could actually be just the case that it should provoke. It might be trick by using a title closer to the original: putting something offensive in your sight that raises a question. And that is the entire goal.

Why does Laureline fall for Valerian in the end? In this schmaltzy, teeny love setting? That’s not feminist, some might say. Feminism has nothing to do with that. - It’s about equality not the question if a woman should be a romantic type or not or even fall for a guy like Valerian. As it is established in the whole movie. Valerian tries to use (sort of) his position as a superior officer (he is a major, she is just a sergeant) to get Laureline, he tries his charme but nothing really works. In the end she says yes to his proposal but not because he tried every trick he has up his sleeve and his winning “charme” but because Laureline likes him with all the good and bad sides of his personality. - That is a fundamental difference.

There is also something else: Valerian appears to be a creepy stalker, trying to get the next best girl into the horizontal position. His proposal looks like a lame trick to win Laureline over. But is that so? No. Valerian is actually honest. So, his character is up to change from the very beginning but the audience is quick in judging him. It’s a interesting way of writing a character.

Think about Venkman from Ghostbusters, he is this creepy stalker through the entire film - there is no change or development of any kind with this womanizer but Valerian is a different kind of “stalker”. He is a ladies man. Venkman lies to girls to win them over, thats what a womanizer does. … But Valerian doesn’t lie to Laureline at least meaning he wants to change. If people think that he is a womanizer then this is just prejudice.

And this “little” truth about the main character coincides with the story of the movie and Laureline’s decision as a feminist character. - It feels like Besson is holding up a mirror to us and showing his audience that they also can have prejudices.

The villain:

Valerian is more than an sci-fi flick, it’s a political statement about humanity as a whole. And because of that it stays true to its source material.

Diversity, feminism etc. where always topics between the lines and panels.

But it might only work for you if you like both Besson and are open to storytelling and characters that are not like your average superheroes. Besson’s movies are different, and the characters are and so are the topics. That doesn’t mean that you will, have or should love every movie he made.

But it’s a bit different if you are exited about a bunch of superheros lumped together to fight a villain that looks like something formed out of a chewed Hubba-Bubba, who is lazy as hell, sitting in his big chair and sends his cronies (really I do prefer “Spießgeselle”) that fail him again and again… And wants to do what exactly?? Oh, yes, reign the world. Universe, I mean. So, nothing new in the Superhero-universes. Screw that Thanos, really, that guy is ….Yawn

But now I’m going to use “Whataboutism”… Nothing original there? What about (told you I would use that weapon) a villain that wants just one thing: No one must ever know what kind of atrocious things he did. And to accomplish that he is willing to do even more bad things!!

So, actually that kind of guy might not be really bad or villainous at all. That guy would be just: human. What he does is despicable but nothing far fetched. It’s a relatable concept.

Like Loki in the the first Thor-movie before his character was butchered by Whedon for the Avengers (seriously, do you know anything about characters? "What does not fit will be made to fit." ) Or even the motives of the main characters in that “Civil War”-garbage (and yes, I watched that recently again and its still garbage) are more relatable than a crazy guy who wants to reign the universe.

Photography/Images & Director

For the first part: Just watch the damn movie! - But to tell at least something: Yes, its eye-candy. So are the comics, especially the space-adventures. Which I highly recommend.

But underneath that eye-candy there is more as I already pointed out. And that is what people seem to overlook, even if it is a clear reference to e.g. the Syria refugee crisis. Or the people fleeing Africa.

The movie is just done with real love for the characters, the universe and the source material. - And that is a rare thing.

It’s just crazy what Luc Besson did. Like that artists-from all over the world-make-alien thing I mentioned. What he pulled up to make that film.

The movie is just done with true love for the characters, the universe and the source material. - And that is a rare thing.

Just watch the beginning of the movie: this is not just brilliantly made concerning cinematography and soundtrack, it tell’s you something about the City of a Thousand Planets without flat out saying it. The city is the Universe. And it is everyones home. A metaphor for earth which is, and that’s a truism, the home of us all. Hurt one and you hurt all. By diminishing or nearly wiping out whole civilizations like our ancestors did with e.g. the Native Americans, we are less as a whole species.

That’s heart Besson put in here. Others however do just there job. Not even really good btw. Unlike other movies directors and executives, Monsieur Besson created a consistant universe he dedicated himself to.

When I gave King Legend of the Sword a 6.5, I was very generous.

The movie ranks near 7 at IMDB or 4 stars on the German Amazon page. WTF? This mess gets a higher rating than Valerian?

Take the assassination/chase-sequence for example, this takes 25 minutes of the movie. ¼ of the movie for a sequence that contains no story- or character-relevant elements. You might argue with the swordscene. Yes, but first, it’s not really relevant and could have been placed somewhere else and second you don’t make a 25 minutes long sequence just for that. What Guy Ritchie takes 25 min and repeatingly scenes with Uther for, it takes a few seconds in the film Excalibur. What is the point here, Guy? And worse: how can people rate this overall higher than e.g. Valerian??

If I was honest than Legend of the Sword would just be a 5. But I gave that movie more credit than it deserved…maybe because I liked its game references.

Rating

But how to rate Valerian than?

Unlike others I don’t have such a big problem with the actors and the rest speaks for itself as it is a scifi/fantasy film that gives you more than some others of the recent years, not just on it’s surface but in it’s core.

The actors are fine and enjoyable, the optics amazing and it has more to tell about humans and humanity then many other movies in recent years.

You might remember that I rated Wonder Woman 8-8.5? And if Legend of the sword is a 6, well, then Valerian is a 9 out of 10.

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raising hell

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okay I really learned my lesson last time about not typing this directly into tumblr so it's going into notepad first and then I'm pasting it over

I have angel's envy for the episode in general, which I will be drinking gradually as a special occasion just for S15 as it airs, and also devil's cut for this episode in particular because I hear buckleming wrote it and I'm toasting to crowley and drinking that one if/when something fucked up inevitably happens to kevin

I'm SO FUCKING GLAD to see osric in this btw just like. I love him he's so good I'm glad he's back

I've tried to avoid spoilers but from what glimpses I've seen before I could glance away it sounds like maybe some meta shit is getting into territory I was also going into with the kevin/crowley/castiel fic I'm doing? so super intrigued to see where that goes but also not getting my hopes up because I fear the writing is going to drop the ball

I love meta shit though I'm so here for it, I gotta double back for time travel shenanigans in Lebanon

okay anyway let's start

oh and apparently rob benedict had a stroke a while back?? and i'm so glad he's all right, here are the signs of a stroke if you need to refresh because you really ought to know what to look for https://well.blogs.nytimes.com/2012/09/03/too-young-to-have-a-stroke-think-again I had this open in a tab from someone totally different on twitter

I like the "road closed" sign we start with because it seems thematically on point for like... shutting down the infinite potential of stories as they are not done being told, and as all those doors close

it's not a buckleming episode unless it starts off with gratuitous violence against women

the amazon subtitles are spelling it "benzine" [sic] and it's pissing me off

I love jared playing sam playing an FBI agent who's nervous about delivering speeches

crams all this sam and cas footage into my mouth

I don't believe "belphegor" at all but I love seeing alex playing this part

this implication that belphegor has teamed up with a hunter previously.........

pretty impressed with these townspeople actually? their concerns are not unreasonable and they're right to be skeptical

pffffff at this parallel of sam addressing the living crowd vs jack the ripper addressing the ghost crowd

the makeup on the ghosts is pretty fuckin good, I like the wardrobe and hair too

I like the fake posters at the school for various fictional sporting events

castiel continues to have a conscience and I adore him

rowena "am I interrupting something juicy" eyes emoji

ruth is pretty fun, I like her necklace

I like that ketch literally has a gun that just kicks spirits out of people. like. ...why haven't they been using this technology the whole time. guess it's an endgame weapon.

hahahahha an attractive female demon named Ardat. ................me @ homestuck like oh Ardata got it

this is the first time i've seen adult amara? it's bizarre to see characters I've only heard of

dude's right to be very upset and worried about his neighbors and cas should tell them what's up honestly, I see sam's point about not inciting panic but on the other hand :\

no idea where this arthur/rowena thing is going except I do I guess

I really, really like castiel's take (which is also sam's take from the last episode) that even if their lives were written by chuck, their experiences still mattered, and are not rendered worthless because of external circumstances about how they came into being

are people seriously doing a "THIS IS A DESTIEL MOMENT" from this? like. i guess.

also i hate that cas is having to apologize for "dropping the puck". he didn't. fuck off. he didn't drop the ball. dean didn't give a shit about felix being killed anyway so what the fuck.

misha and jensen both have excellent delivery though

I do like seeing dean play off ketch and belphegor and rowena, it's a nice change of pace

dude these stunts of getting thrown into a wall or a shelving unit like I realize they're stunts but OUCH

ahhhhhh that's kevin i hear osric's voice

kevin got the other ghost to go away by yelling at them lmaooooo I love him so fucking much!!!!!

so we're gonna retcon that kevin has spent the last what, four??? four fucking years? not in heaven, but in hell or purgatory or just wandering earth? remember how a year on earth is forty years in hell?

I'm glad I specifically have the devil's cut to drink to kevin getting fucked over because I'm already enraged

** "DRINK FOR KEVIN" COUNT: 1 **

god he's been on the screen for less than sixty seconds and he was just never sent to heaven because god lied, I'm so glad I have bourbon for this. fucking buckleming, how do they keep getting put in charge of kevin episodes

I got up to get my kevin keychain to watch the rest of this episode with I'm so mad holy fuck I'm so mad, it just never stops

the amazon subtitles: "the vegetables and herbs are finely chopped and added to a SEXY pastiche of fragrant tripe"

thinking emoji, did you mean zesty....

I took like a 30 minute break because I was so mad just now about kevin being denied access to heaven like fuck you

the break was so long that amazon timed out, goddamn it

oh so we can't get kevin into heaven because god's not around to make an exception and god hates the winchesters and how god feels about the winchesters extends to their surrounding "friends" and family. amazing. this is bullshit.

** "DRINK FOR KEVIN" COUNT: 2 **

"whiny kevin tran! typical millennial." he should whine more. he has every right to be furious

also amazing that bobby and john manage to stay in heaven, and chuck didn't cast them down to hell along with mary out of spite when this all went down? so like... why not kevin. AMAZING!!!!!!

** "DRINK FOR KEVIN" COUNT: 3 **

sam has the dignity to actually look concerned instead of just annoyed

oh I like sam being linked to chuck lmaooooo

I do love this shot of a bunch of ghosts just hanging out in some suburban kitchen.

osric is so handsome I'm so glad to see him on this again

"you know how the hellspawn are, all they talk about is sam and dean, sam and dean" maybe the only time jack the ripper has been right about anything

not a fan of this extremely heteronormative bullshit courtesy of buckleming

also left-brain/right-brain is basically a lie isn't it

this fucking music. I'm so sick of buckleming

like I would be fine with this if it had been written by literally anyone else but this is the worst shit, nobody flirts like this

the road is "FAIR WYND", that's the cousin of zack fair and cid highwind

she hooked up with jack the ripper briefly? weird flex but okay

oh kevin is now being held GHOST HOSTAGE because dean told him to go do some reconnaissance

** "DRINK FOR KEVIN" COUNT: 4 **

also I paused on a screenshot that's extremely funny to me

oh I don't like hearing kevin screaming :(

drinking for kevin being tortured by jack the ripper trying to ghost-vore him

** "DRINK FOR KEVIN" COUNT: 5 **

I'm also waiting for the ghostbusters containment thing to backfire and swallow him too

DEAN: you can see them, how many are there "BELPHEGOR": 100 at least, more keep coming

convenient way not to animate 100+ ghosts

oh ketch took off the fucking iron, or maybe it fell off when he was hurt?

good job rowena for real

CASTIEL: I tried to heal him, but it didn't work. I don't know why. SAM: You're probably just tired, Cas. We all are.

for fucking real the biggest sastiel mood is taking naps

also this is troubling

it's like legitimately weird to see them call an ambulance on this show? I guess since they're posing as FBI agents it's more feasilble but

SAM: I'm sorry, Kevin. I wish there was some way to make this right. KEVIN: Me too, but there isn't. And sometimes you just gotta accept that.

actually fuck you lmao holy shiiiiiiiiiiiit omg fuck this

I'm about to drink the rest of the kevin-designated devil's cut

"there's nothing to keep him tied to earth, he'll go crazy!"

hey what about y'know

his mom...........................................

I'm screaming

"I love you guys" osric I know you love them IRL but this is so unfair for kevin the character

I like alexander and osric in the same shot, that's kind of fun, I enjoyed their panel I watched

and there's him waving goodbye. this is so unfair. time to down the rest of this

** "DRINK FOR KEVIN" COUNT: 666 **

to kevin, and to osric

thank fuck I was already in the middle of writing fix-it fic, this is injust

I have such mixed feelings because I'm so happy to see osric back but like AT WHAT COST, the worst timeline

there's a finality to this too like he's not coming back after this unless there's massive all-cast-reunion episode at the tail end in a paradise party AU but I doubt it

goodbye Kevin, this sucks :(

I'm more motivated than ever to finish this fic

"Even on your best day, you couldn't force my hand." is a pretty good line

also negative space is not inferior or "backup vocals"? it's part of a composition

you fucking know what buckleming is that WE CAN FIGURE OUT THAT THERE'S A NARRATIVE PARALLEL ABOUT HER LEAVING HIM TRAPPED WITH HIS CREATION, WITHOUT YOU SPELLING IT OUT jesus christ

bluhhhhhhhhhh I liked the premiere a lot more

[gemturtle]

The Ninja Turtles and the Louds (TMNT/TLH Crossover) - Summary and Ideas

Hello everyone, this is gemturtle here saying that what I'm planning to do here is a TMNT and Loud House crossover series called "The Ninja Turtles and the Louds". Here's the summary:

In this AU, the Loud Family have moved over from Michigan to New York about 3 months ago. Lincoln Loud, who is the only boy in a family of 10 sisters, is feeling very stressed and uneasy about his new life in Manhattan and having new friends like Clyde and April. But one day while being chased by purple dragons, he was saved by 4 weird strangers who turn out to be 4 giant talking mutated turtles who can do ninjitsu! With these new friends/brothers, Lincoln, his sisters, April and the turtles will embark on living with the difficulties of normal life and going on numerous adventures and battling against ninja, mutant, alien, and mystical threats, all while remembering the importance of family. This is a crossover series that shows the bonding between 2 unusual families.

Major TMNT Characters: Leo, Mikey, Donnie, Raph, April, Casey, Hamato Yoshi/Splinter, Shredder, Irma, Karai, Kimiko, Ice Cream Kitty, Tiger Claw, Hun, Leatherhead, Old Hob, Krang, Eric Sacks, Bebop, Rocksteady, etc.

Major TLH Characters: Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Clyde, Lynn Sr., Rita, Howard, Harold, Bobby, Ronnie Anne, Mr. Grouse, Agnes Johnson, etc.

Genres: Action, Adventure, Comedy, Drama, Sci-Fi, Fantasy, Martial Arts, Coming-of-Age, Slice of Life, Friendship, Family.

Rating: T (For drama, dark violence, blood, etc.)

Pairings: Leo/Karai, Lincoln/Ronnie Anne, Lori/Bobby, Splinter/Tang Shen, Lucy/Rocky, Rita/Lynn Sr., Howard/Harold, onesided Lori/Clyde, onesided Lincoln/April etc.

Author's Notes:

- The idea to make this crossover series was influenced by MiniJen's Universe Falls story, which is a crossover series between Gravity Falls and Steven Universe. Just like her story, it also takes place in another universe where the 2 series co-exist with one another. I first thought of this idea when I saw the LH episode "One of the Boys" (Hated that episode btw) where the oldest brothers had the voices of the turtles and plus, they all love PIZZA! So I thought to myself, what if Lincoln and his sisters actually met the turtles? At first I wanted to be a simple one-time crossover, but I just wanted them to interact as much as possible and see how well they work off one another. I could picture Lincoln seeing the turtles as the coolest "brothers" with them being pretty much like superheroes, and they would most likely have the same interest (Reading comics, playing video games, watching cartoons, etc.), and I also picture the Loud sisters being jealous of the turtles for spending a lot of time with their only brother. But the more the sisters spend time with the turtles, the more they see that they're not so different. I want to see the Loud Siblings trying help out on the turtles' adventures in fighting evil while interacting with each other in various 'slice of life' situations, which it's a hard thing for the turtles since they have to remain in the shadows. So I thought about doing something similar to Universe Falls and came up with this idea. Plus they're both properties of NICKELODEON, so it's possible we might actually see a crossover with these 2 someday. But for now, I would like to create this series.

- I figured what's going o be different from this series between TMNT and the Loud House is that instead of Royal Woods in Michigan, the LH characters will all live in New York since it is a important setting for the TMNT characters.

- Just like Universe Falls, this series will be divided into arcs with about 10-12 stories each instead of being 26 episodes each per season like TMNT. I plan to adapt some stories from the Loud House into my series and actually re-write them so that way they would have more of an accurate continuity unlike the actual show and hope not to add so much "Lincoln Torture" since I want to make this less mean-spirited and more genuine, I also plan to reduce the amount of toilet-humor (I mostly dislike that trope). So there will be some I won't do that I mostly dislike (Such as Making the Case, The Green House, Brawl in the Family, No Such Luck, etc.). As for the TMNT side of things, what will be very interesting about this crossover I won't be using any previous TMNT incarnations (Mirage, 1987, 2003, 2012, etc.) but to make it a brand new incarnation, so I can create my own version of the TMNT characters to interact with TLH characters. Now I don't know how many arcs will be created, it all depends on how long the TLH show can go or how many TMNT stories I can adapt.

- I have a lot of ideas I want to use and some that I'm not sure of; for one, I asked a DeviantArt user LeaderinBlue84 if I could borrow some of his TMNT ideas to use for this series.

- Leo in this series will be more influenced by his 2012 counterpart, but he is also an extreme anime lover, mostly listens to classic music, creates fan art with his username LeaderInBlue84. He would kinda be like the "Star-Lord" of the TMNT series, so he and Luna would get along well. Also, he will also have a wonderful bromance with Lincoln, as he would likely look up to Leo as his personal hero and a genuine role model and Leo would look up to him for never giving up for a child his age.

- Mikey is also the same goofball prankster we all know and love, and will be the most open-minded character in the series. He would give names to new mutants and bad guys and collect stickers to put on his shell.

- Raph will be the same sarcastic hot-headed bad ass he's always been, but he does have a soft and friendlier side for Lincoln and April.

- Donnie would be the lovable nerd with a big brain. For him, I figured he would be a little smarter than Lisa but would more of a nervous wreck and a clean freak like Double D from Ed, Edd, n Eddy. I also think would could also have gynophobia (Fear of females) from a traumatic experience. While he will be used to April, it would give him a hard time with Lincoln's sisters.

- April would be a teenager like her 2012 counterpart as well, she will be at the age of 15. Unlike meeting them like in previous incarnations she would have met the turtles at the age of 10 and is an orphan girl that is taken in by Splinter. She would also have developed some training as a kunoichi. She would also have a pretty developed busty chest for her age amking her socially insecure and making some of the Loud sisters jealous, but she would still be friends with them. And instead of Cristina, I was thinking Lincoln would have a unrequited crush on April for the first few episodes, until he hooks up with Ronnie Anne.

- Casey for the beginning of the series will be a juvenile delinquent and working for the Purple Dragons like Danny from the 1990 movie, but will soon quit and become a vigilante against them.

- I'm still wondering whether to make Splinter Yoshi who was mutated into a rat or have Yoshi and his sons be reincarnated into turtles and a rat like in the IDW comics, as well as Shredder's origin. Splinter will also not just bring wisdom to the turtles, but also to Lincoln and his sisters.

- There will be some street violence, blood, and intense battles in this crossover.

- And just like most of the fandom, I hope to actually make Luna and Leni be Lincoln's closest sisters being more of motherly figures to him so it is said that they have the closest relationship.

- As the romance for this series will go, I really don't mind Anthro/Human relationships like Leo/Karai. As long as the relationship is developed like Goliath/Elisa from Gargoyles. I want to try taking a crack at having Raph/April in this series, and I figure that maybe she and Casey would date only for a while. I was also thinking of one of the turtles hook up with one of the Loud sisters, I won't say who but it might be the most ironic relationship.

- I will also have some loud siblings to have a close relationship with each turtle: Leonardo (Lincoln, Lori, Luna), Michelangelo (Luan, Lana, and Lily), Donatello (Leni and Lisa), and Raphael (Lynn, Lucy, and Lola).

- I was also thinking of having Lincoln and April keeping the turtles a secret from his sisters until the end of the first arc and the parents wouldn't find out until the second.

- I figured Lincoln would be trained by Splinter to become a ninja, and MAYBE some of his sisters, specifically Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, and Lucy.

- Like I said before, there will be some stories I will adapt from TMNT; like I plan to do the Search for Splinter arc but differently. Instead, April and the turtles will live with the Louds until they find Splinter.

- I also want to do multiple crossovers in the future as well; such as Ghostbusters, Batman, Usagi Yojimbo, etc.

So that's basically it. What are your thoughts on this? Think this might be a good idea? How do you think the Loud siblings will react to meeting the turtles? How will they're interactions be? What TMNT characters would you like to see in this crossover? Could you see Splinter giving the Louds wisdom? How will Rita and Lynn Sr. react to the turtles? What kind of stories would you like to see? Let me know in the reviews.