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asuyaka · 10 months ago

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Worst Gen. trio (+ Ace) with a transmasc reader!

★ - Absolutely frothin at the mouth ab Corazon n Law guys,,

☆ - Trafalgar D. Water Law, Eustass "Captain" Kidd, Monkey D. Luffy, and Portgas D. Ace x TM! Reader.

♡ - Reader has space-manipulation devil fruit powers! (❁´◡`❁) (only brought up like,, twice... oopsie!!)

— TRAFALGAR D. WATER LAW.

Law is a doctor, so of course he knows what to do when it comes to his boyfriend!

Always reminds you ta take off your binder if he notices that you've had it on for too long, and makes sure you take your T-shots on time!

If you've already had top surgery, your scars are somethin he's absolutely smitten over.

Genuinely, when you two getting ready for bed he always prefers you with your shirt off because something about your scars (or your body in general) s'so attractive ta him ??

Bein a doctor, he's always available ta do any surgery you want him to, as long as he knows the safest way to do it so you don't get hurt!

Law sat at his desk, a cup of coffee next to a pile of books with a lamp close by to illuminate what he was reading. He grumbles slightly, rubbing his eyes and taking a sip of his coffee.

You walk out of the bathroom with one of Law's button-ups and shorts, lazily rubbing your eyes and walking up to where your boyfriend is.

"You're a doctor and still won't go to sleep early?" You mumble into his neck as your arms wrap around his shoulder. He takes a deep sigh and lets his book down, bringing his hands up to rub against your arms.

Before you know it you've switched places with the book he was reading, now on his desk with a slightly confused expression, slowly turning into one of worry when you're finally able to see your boyfriend's face.

His eye bags have gotten worse and his posture makes him look like he's a shrimp. "Law..." You mumble worrily. He interrupts you with a hug, burying his head right underneath your surgery scars (that he did for you).

With a sigh, you pull him closer and rub his hair gently, feeling all the stress leaving his body. Law has always been one to overwork himself and not know when to stop, especially before letting go of his ties to Doflamingo.

"Do you want me to ask the others to get you tea?" You ask tentatively, keeping your voice soft just in case he's close to falling asleep.

He just grumbles and squeezes you closer, his tattooed fingers drawing air images on your pecs. "...warm..."

Giggling at Law's words, you press a kiss on his head and wrap your legs around his torso. The two of you stay together in comfortable silence until you feel his hands slowly fall from your chest and his breathing even out.

With a tiny smile, you use your devil fruit abilities to gently move the two of you onto the bed, situating yourselves so you don't wake Law up.

As you place the blankets over your bodies, you hear Law mumble something about a person named 'Corazon' and how the person was meeting his boyfriend—you— for the first time.

You place a soft kiss on his forehead, letting out a small giggle as he instantly squeezes you closer and buries his face in your chest.

No one would've thought the 'Surgeon of Death' Trafalgar D. Law was a cuddle bug at night.

Except you, of course.

— EUSTASS "CAPTAIN" KIDD. | DISCLAIMER: mentions of periods/mainly about gettin your period unexpectedly 'round Kidd, might be triggers f'some transmascs !! ヾ(＠⌒︶⌒＠)ノ

He genuinely doesn't care/didn't know that you're trans,,?

Tha first time he saw you with a binder on/saw your top surgery scars he didn't think much of it, genuinely thought they were battle scars.

It was only when he told Killer about them that his first mate told him in the most deadpanned and serious tone that they weren't battle scars.

n'he's so confused like ??? what are they then ???

After Killer explains what those scars mean he just,, doesn't care ?? All he came up with was that they're still battle scars, just not the same kind of battle.

His view of you doesn't change in the slightest, in his eyes you're still his boyfriend just with added customizations.

"Bath's fuckin hot," Eustass grumbled behind you, his metal arm wrapped around your waist as the scent of marshmallows wafted through the bathroom.

You relax into Eustass' boobs chest with a content sigh, letting all the tension in your body wash away with the bath. Through your daze, you hear Eustass grumble about how he forgot to bring his nail polish close so he could do his nails while resting.

With small movements of your finger, the bottle drops on your boyfriend's head, causing him to wince. "Fuck you." He mutters under his breath as he splashes some water in your direction, narrowly avoiding your face. "Love you too, captain."

You're sure Eustass rolls his eyes at that, mumbling something about how insufferable you were as he no doubt made a metal structure to help paint his nails as his other hand was occupied with holding his boyfriend.

Either you blacked out or took a small nap because before you knew what was happening, Eustass was shaking you awake with slight anger in his eyes, though you can easily make it it's all a facade because that's how he looks when you're hurt during missions. "Why didn't you tell me you were hurt? You're fuckin bleeding everywhere."

Not all the way there yet, you look around trying to find the spot you're bleeding from because you don't remember getting any injuries that could cause bleeding to worry Eustass. He's gotten and seen his fair share of wounds anyway.

That's when you notice the blood is coming from between your legs, staining your previously relaxing shower with red. Embarrassment floods your mind as you shift away from him so the blood doesn't get everywhere.

""[Name]? You alright? If it hurts that bad I could call Killer or somethin—"

"No!" You say instinctively as your mind wracks to figure out a way to sort this out. "I'm okay, can you just... leave me alone for a few minutes?"

Eustass stares at you as if you've got two heads. "While you're bleedin' out? Just tell me what's wrong, maybe I can help, yanno?"

Your lips stay shut as more wetness flows down your thigh. You've dated Eustass for a while now, it's just the first time you've openly had your period around him—which shouldn't have happened in the first place since it's two days early.

Kidd is a naturally perceptive person around you. He likes knowing what things to avoid and never bring up, and what things you could talk about for hours, so he's made sort of a guess as to what's happening, but he doesn't want to bring it up in case you were uncomfortable.

Either way, though, you looked as if you were going to explode even if he left, so he decided to take the gamble anyway. "Is it that thing where you're like,, shedding?"

You turn to stare at Eustass with a blank face. "...Shedding?"

"You know! Like the thing where like you're ready to get pregnant and shit— I don't fuckin know what it's called!" The man grumbles, trying his best to push aside his embarrassment to make sure you're okay. "Still, don't you gotta get cleaned up and shit? Not sure it's healthy to stay in a bath of your own blood."

"All the more reason you should leave, Eustass." You mumble under your breath, yelping slightly when he lifts you up and lets all the water drain out, turning on the shower to help you get clean. "Naw, think I'm good here. Wouldn't be a very good boyfriend if I left, would I?"

Realizing nothing you'd do or say was going to let him leave, you let him do whatever it was he needed to do that made him a 'good boyfriend'.

He took a shower with you, practically not letting you move a muscle until he was sure all the blood was off you. When you two were done, he tossed an extra big towel on your head before leaving to go get a few things from the kitchen.

You quickly got situated, putting on your clothes and other needed accessories before landing on Eustass' bed, hands over your tummy as pain surged from your lower half.

You hoped that sleep would get its grubby hands on you quickly so you wouldn't have to deal with it alone. As if it was mocking you, a harsher tingle worked its way up your body, eliciting a small whimper out of you.

A few minutes later, Eustass walks in with a cup of hot tea and other snacks. "Dunno what you wanted so I grabbed anythin'. You alright?"

You nod, even though you know you aren't; and by the look on your captain's face, he knows you're lying too. He doesn't pry though, only sets your body between his legs and your head on his chest, handing you the cup. "Careful, s'hot."

"Killer said I'm supposed to make sure you're well hydrated and shit, so you don't die."

You sip down the tea gingerly, stifling a giggle. "I'm not sure I'll die from cramps, Kidd."

"It's what he said! I don't know how this shit works." Eustass rolls his eyes and pulls you closer, using all the metal in his room to make a miniature version of himself and you for entertainment.

With a small content smile, you relax against your boyfriend, holding the arm he had on the lower half of your stomach. "I think whatever it is you're doing is working just fine, Kidd. Thank you."

His cheeks turn as red as his signature lipstick, rolling his eyes and trying to play it off. "Whatever, it's the least I could do for you. Even if you're annoying."

"Mhmm, I love you too Eustass."

— MONKEY D. LUFFY.

Almost like Eustass, but 10x worse.

If you wear a binder and he sees it, he's like "why do you have two shirts on ????"

And if you have surgery scars, he thinks it's the best thing ever that you two have matching (not really) torso scars!

When he asks Chopper why you suddenly get sick every month, the doctor looks at him with wide eyes,, he doesn't know ???

Chopper, just tells him to ask Robin, who tells him with a kind face to ask someone else.

Ends up asking the entire crew as his frown slowly gets deeper because why is everyone keeping a secret about you—his husband (you two aren't engaged at all)— from him ?!?!?

Demands Sanji to tell him after running around the Sunny for the tenth time, and he's just like... "Ohhhhh! Wait, why was everyone hiding that from me?????"

He just realizes you're like Yamato but the only difference s'that you two are dating!

The place smelled like a hospital, your brain foggy as you try to feel your surroundings.

Your eyes slowly open as you try to sit up—a stinging pain from your chest sending electricity through your body. "Oh, you're awake! Has everything settled down yet?" A voice asks from a chair nearby, though all you can make out from the shape is a comically large blue hat and a pair of antlers, right beside another comically large hat with black spots dotted around it.

Groggily, your eyes trail down to look at yourself, trying to find the source of the pain flowing through your body. That's when you see the bandages around your chest with tubes underneath them.

The realization hits you like a brick. Your surgery, the days spent stressing as the date got closer, the surgery. "Chopper? Is it— did the surgery go okay?"

The reindeer smiles and it feels contagious. Law stands up with a huff, throwing a mask in the bin and using his devil fruit to replace himself with Luffy.

Luffy looks a bit disoriented for a bit, relaxing when he realizes where he is. Then, he locks eyes with you and you think he cracked the biggest smile you've ever seen on his face. "[Name]!"

Before he gets the chance to throw his body at you, Chopper switches to Human Point to punch him in the head, quickly reverting back to look at you with serious eyes. "Yes, the surgery went well, but there are some things you can't do for a while."

You nod your head feverishly, gripping the sheets as you try not to squeal from excitement.

Chopper explains how you should avoid doing any strenuous activity, like fighting and training. Making an extra point to tell you not to let Luffy drag you into dangerous situations. He says that you still have to do mild exercising, i.e moving around and maybe going on slight jogs but nothing too over the top like Zoro's training.

Finally, he gives you and Luffy time alone; excusing himself to go talk with Law about some doctor-thing you couldn't give two shits about.

When the door clicks shut, Luffy sits in front of you— his expression blank but his eyes focused on the bandages around your chest. "This means you don't have to do the binding thing anymore, right?"

You nod.

"And, you're happy about it?"

You nod again.

Luffy stares at it for a bit longer, raising up a finger to poke it slightly. A small wince forces its way out of your mouth. The wounds were still fresh after all, it hurt like a bitch. Luffy apologizes with a small peck as his usual happy-go-lucky expression forms on his face. "Wanna know what I just thought of?"

You can't help the grin that forms on your face, cocking your head playfully. "What did you think of, Luffy?"

"We have matching scars now! Shishishishi!" Luffy smiles even wider (if that's possible) and grabs your hands to hold it against his. You notice that he isn't as hyper as he is normally, and in the back of your mind, a fondness spreads through you when you realize it's because of Chopper's warnings.

"You're still so pretty, you know?" Luffy whispers, as he cautiously climbs on top of your body, stating himself so he stays clear of your chest, as much as he wants to lie down and rest his head there.

A warm flush spreads across your face as your fingers comb through Luffy's hair. He shifts up and presses a quick peck on your lips, giggling as he does it again but on your cheek. "My husband is soo handsome!"

"Lu.." You trail on, giggling as you rest your hands on top of his. "We aren't even married—"

"Yet!" He interrupts sharply. "We aren't married yet! And when we do, we'll have a big wedding and invite everyone! Oh, oh, and we'll have Sanji cook meat! With a meat cake, and meat wedding rings, and meat desserts, and meat—"

You interrupt him with a kiss, running your hand through the back of his head as your fingers slightly brush against the straws of his hat. You pull away with a dopey grin on your face and Luffy stares back at you with one equally as dorky. "Just promise you'll marry me soon, okay, Luffy?"

"Shishishi, of course, I will!"

—PORTGAS D. ACE. | DISCLAIMER: mentions of period cramps and [NAME] thinking that period cramps doesn't make him a man anymore ! (>'-'<)

He's surprisingly quick to figure it out!

From the random getting "sick" moments every month, to the refusal to let him hug you from behind, he pieced everything together easily.

After all, he grew up around Izo and a very supporting crew!

The first person he asked about it was his pops. He didn't know if he was supposed ta tell you up front or let you tell him yourself!

Dunno what he thought was gunna happen, Whitebeard jus sent him off to Marco or fuckin Teach. Whitebeard might be good at a buncha things, but anything romantic was not his strong suit.

After a bunch of nothing from Marco, and actual advice from Izo, he figured out how he'd do it.

Ace had his hat resting on his nape, yawning as he walked into the room he shared with his boyfriend. "Love? Are you in here?"

He notices the top of your head from under the covers but you're hunched up, curled into the sheets, and cuddling a pillow for dear life. Worrily, he climbs into the bed with you and holds your shoulder. "Love? Are you sick again?"

Meekly, you nod. Trying to keep your discomfort under wraps. Ace already had things to deal with trying to become 2nd Division Commander, he didn't need his boyfriend annoying him about cramps.

Not that Ace knew you were trans—or at least you hoped he didn't know. You don't even know if he would accept you. After all, men don't get period cramps.

You sniffle, trying to keep those thoughts out of your head, but you can't help it. What if Ace finds out and decides you're too disgusting to be near him? What if he doesn't think you're a real man? Would he be angry that you deceived him? That you made him live a lie for the past three years?

The thoughts don't feel like they're stopping now—it's already gone out of hand. What if he told Whitebeard and he decided to throw you overboard for making a lie out of his son?

Not that Whitebeard would ever call you that, you aren't even sure if you are a man.

"...Love, love can you look at me? You're hyperventilating right now, do I need to call Marco?"

You quickly shake your head, trying to stop the tears from flowing but everything feels like it's too much, or like you're overstimulated. The cramps hurt and your mind won't shut up about lying to Ace about three years, three years of hurt, love, and everything in between, wasted because you couldn't tell him something with your chest.

"I'm sorry— I'm sorry Ace!" You sob, instinctively curling into his warm chest and trying to stop being a crybaby. Ace has dealt with more serious things, having been the son of Gol D. Roger and struggling to find out if he deserves to live.

You being whiny over something that was entirely your fault wasn't something you wanted to bother him with, but it doesn't look like you have much of a choice. "What is it? C'mon love, deep breaths okay? Breathe with me, inhale..."

Your lungs expand as you take a deep breath in, following Ace's instructions. You try to focus on something else, the warmth of his body, how his hands are slightly dry from his devil fruit, the soft waves hitting the ship in a soft ambiance, anything to stop thinking of those unsavory thoughts.

When Ace notices you've calmed down, he places you in the middle of his legs, his hands resting on the lower half of your tummy as he rubs gently; the heat adds an extra layer of comfort, even if he wasn't aware of it. "Do you wanna talk about it, Love? We can just go to sleep and cuddle, if you want."

Ace is worried, obviously so. You rarely have breakdowns like that and a part of him thinks it's his fault. "I'm not a man..." He hears you coarsely whisper as your bloodshot eyes stare into the bedsheets.

"What do you mean, love?"

He watches you sniffle, trying to recollect yourself before you start speaking again. "I was, born a woman. And as much as I tell myself, real men don't get periods, they don't have breasts and they don't have—"

"But... you think of yourself as a man, do you not?" The man behind you asks softly as he spreads his fingers against your tummy.

A nod.

"Then that's what you are. No more of this 'real man' shit, if you say you're a man, then that's who you are. Izo's a man, and he had periods before... well, before doing whatever it was Marco did to him, but no one out and started calling him a girl anytime he did get them, right?"

You feel your chest start to tighten again, but you nod. Albeit shakily.

Ace intertwines one of your hands together, lifting you up so you're resting in his lap and pressing his cheek against yours. "Then why would I not love you, even if you were trans? I fell in love with you, because you're you. For fucks sake, you could be a cat and I'd still love you; but then I'd have to be a cat too so we could be cat boyfriends... Yeah, we'd definitely be boyfriends in every universe— imagine it!" He says excitedly as stars practically shine in his eyes.

"We could be um... birds, cats, dogs, the sun, and the moon! Ooo, we could be food too! Like salt and pepper, or—"

"You'd still... love me? No matter what I was?" You ask shyly, craning your neck so you could look him in the eyes.

He cocks his head. "Did you not just hear me say I'd love you even if you were a pepper shaker? Dummy, you've gotta get your hearing checked!" He presses a plethora of kisses on your cheek, only pulling away when you've been turned into a blushing and giggling mess.

"Yes, I'd love you no matter what you were. You'll be my boyfriend forever, you know? Never gettin' rid of me, love!"

You giggle, letting Ace continue his kiss attack on your face. "Like anyone could get rid of the infamous 'fire-fist Ace'."

He grins, one so bright it makes you remember why you fell in love with him in the first place. "Got that right! Now c'mon, let's cuddle and think about each other as cat boyfriends in our dreams, I've gotta fight Marco tomorrow to decide who's the better fire user!"

You shake your head. "Ace, love of my life, Marco is a phoenix, not a fire user."

"Ah, tomato, tomatoe, who cares!" He blows a raspberry, taking off his hat and placing it on the bedside table, not letting go of his hold on you once. He shifts the position so he's spooning you, his warm hand still on the spot your cramps hurt the most.

He presses a kiss to the back of your head. "Night, Love."

And before you can say goodnight back, Ace is already snoring asleep beside you.

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matchadobo · 7 months ago

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KIDD; hey, captain. may i have this dance?

wc: 2216 summary: where name, the only one who can make kidd blush, asks her captain to a dance and later elicit a confession out of him. warnings: fem reader, very fluff you'd actually melt, nothing too crazy or offensive, NOT PROOFREAD

"hey, captain. may i have this dance?"

it's like the devil made an entrance as everything went downhill when you finished talking. kidd was at a loss letting your words register in his brain. the grip on his mug tightened and it seemed like blood rose to his face. he started choking on thin air and began drumming on his chest.

while being in the middle of a conversation, you approached kidd with a soft smile and an inviting hand. the person he was talking to, killer, raised both eyebrows and averted his gaze from the two of you as he continued sipping on his wine. some of his crew mates sitting near him had heard it and started snickering.

it wasn't really anything new. you were always pretty affectionate to your captain, blatantly expressing your admiration every chance you get. you made it crystal clear that you're interested ever since the day you confessed, sober and intentional at that. kidd didn't reject you, nor accepted your confession. he just ruffled your hair and said, "yeah i know, buttercup.". which was more than enough for you to feel all sorts of butterflies inside.

it's not like you're expecting for him to return it, you just want to let it out. so you didn't act awkward about it. not for kidd though. when you start showing more love for him, he'd be a blushing mess and would curse you out. not that those curses mean something unpleasant, those are just empty words as defense to his emotions.

that's when you started personally sending him food, lots of them, to his workshop when he coops up in there fixing up some weapons for the crew or when he feels like tinkering. those are the times he'd genuinely feel your utter interest in the things he likes.

you'd always be his cheerleader and he loves it a little too much, but he never shows it; not that he's good at hiding it, his cheeks and behaviour are enough to tell you he anticipates it. when he prevails against an enemy, your words always usher that rhythm in his heart. or when he comes up with a new attack for his devil fruit and you want to see it first. and you two end up sparring.

and when you save his ass more than usual. you always watch his six more than the others, it's pretty unfair but it doesn't mean you let your crew mates get harmed. unfortunately, you just have bias. not that kidd needs it. but that one time he did, you kicked a knife aimed at his face and redirected it to his side. you saw the shift of shock to anger in his face, accompanied with a deep red tint on his cheeks.

like when you brush your arms or knees against his when you're seated together, because you always aim for a spot next to him and the crew respects that. and when you always pour him a drink, ordering for him and all that. you ask him what's wrong because he's always so red even with one mug of rum. he'll just grumble and chug even more rum.

but he never tells you how he feels about it, about you. and it's okay. you're content with him allowing you to love him. it's already a privilege to have the permission to love the most notorious.

so when you don that bandage dress in red he got you for the night, the cacophony in his surroundings was dulled. his blood pressure rose and his hands became sweaty as you stood there with the warmest gaze and an anticipating smile.

"a-ah, maybe it isn't your thing, right capta-"

he suddenly stood up, he doesn't know what prompted him to do it. he could just ignore you, snicker at you, or tell you how dumb it is. but he chose not to. if there's one thing kidd does to your feelings, he doesn't step on it. as oppose to others, so maybe he has a bias too.

he towered over you, a scowl scrunched up on his face as he looked down at you. a shocked expression soon changed with absolute joy was now evident on your face. he yanked your hand, only with a little force though, and pulled you closer.

"only for a while, aye?" he lowly whispered on your ear, tone demanding. "i don't really dance."

you were having a goddamn field day. your heart was in an impossibly fast marathon. you were smiling ear to ear, pulling away and looking up at him while nodding with joy. "come on?" you invited, gesturing to the dance floor that was now filled with couples slow dancing.

once you two stand before each other, in an awkwardly far distance. you giggled a little, noticing how he obviously doesn't know how to dance, especially slow dancing.

you reached over to his side to hold his hands, both human and metal. he was surprised, especially by your touch, by the way he stiffened up. but he let you guide him.

"your hands goes here." you placed them on your waist, "and mine goes here." you finished with a smile, placing your arms by either sides of his neck. "and we just sway and change positions on alternating foot. easy enough, yeah?"

he noticed that your eyes were especially radiant tonight, how you exceptionally worked on yourself with the make-up you put on. the ornaments in your styled hair complimented the color of your dress. how the chained, golden necklace he gave you as a 'dumb scrap he never uses and deems it trash' framed your neck and cascaded down your chest. how you smell way too expensive he coulda thought you were someone else. you were all different and it made him feel the same with you, except stronger.

"why are you staring? something off on my face?" you started growing conscious, your hand reaching over to touch your cheek but his human arm caught it and placed it back to where it came from.

"hands off, you might smudge your make-up." he tsked, "nothing off 'round here, short stack. 's quite the opposite actually."

"pft, what does that even mean?" you tilted your head, scanning his eyes for answers. but it's just you fangirling about the yellows that mesmerized you. "if you have time to spout nonsense, maybe think about not bumping on my foot." you rolled your eyes, glancing down at the movement of your shoes.

"ain't it your fault for haulin' a total amateur at this?" his voice raised a little, scowl deepening.

"hm? something so simple like this is giving you a hard time, captain?" you egged him on, and it's exactly what he needs to loosen up. a cocky smile on your face with one of your brows raised.

"oh, so you wanna be like that? this is another one of your games, huh?" he grinned, grip on you tightening as you successfully riled him up. "it's about time i win this thing then."

"win?" you were baffled, soon getting caught off guard from the way he spun you around with his human arm then pulled you closer with his metal one.

"let's switch it up this time, aye? i ain't always gotta be the one blushin', right?" he bent down your ear and whispered a little too huskily. it was a completely different side of him you haven't seen.

you were stunned. your hands was placed awkwardly on his chest, realizing it made you completely nervous and red. "quiet now, huh? come on, where's the loud name who refuses to shut up?" he looked down, grip on your waist tighter.

"w-what are you doing, kidd?" you stuttered, suddenly feeling cold. not sure what to do with yourself.

"dancin'. bet you liked that spin, didn'tcha?" a laugh rumbled on his chest.

"t-that was pretty good for a beginner." you mustered a smile, still hiding your face from the proximity. his metallic cologne more pungent in your nose, amplifying the rhythm of your already rabbiting heart.

"what do i say? i'm a damn natural!" he boasted. but soon notice that ever since that spin, you didn't bat him an eye. "oi, somethin' up?"

when you finally did, he melted right there. your brows were lightly furrowed, your face was entirely red as you chewed on your lip. "i-i'm sorry i was in too much joy from that, you were so, so handsome when you did that." you proclaimed, a hand covering your mouth as you shut your eyes.

a smile slowly spread on kidd's lips and a laugh ticked his throat, eventually bursting into laughter at your reaction. "such a fuckin' darling, you are. goddamn it." he had to clutch his knees from laughing so much, a tear falling down his eye. you soon started laughing too from his reaction.

from an outsider's perspective, you two looked like you two totally lost it.

as the laughter died down, it seems as if the surroundings did too. time felt slower and the crowd felt farther. then you felt him staring a little too long, as if he's watching you.

"i must've had too much to drink because i'm about to do somethin' so damn stupid right now." he pinched the bridge of his nose, wincing.

you tilted your head, puzzled once more. "what- hey!"

he grabbed your wrist and led you out of the ship. once you two are on the port where most of the crowd had died down.

"kidd, what's happening?"

he fished something out of his pocket and dangled a necklace with a tulip pendant before you. "see this?" you nodded. "it comes with a ring." he placed the ring by his palm with the similar pendant.

endeared by his display of trinkets he obviously made, you were more confused to admire it. "w-why are you showing me this?"

"because i had planned, a long fuckin' time ago, ever since you confessed that you like me, to do the damn same. and i was gonna give you these with a stupid fuckin' bouquet of tulips because... you said you love those damn things so much. m-my dumb hair reminds you of it." he was pausing between his words as he tried navigating the right terms. the port light helped you see how kidd was blushing and how his eyes looked everywhere but your way.

"but i didn't and i shouldn't. cuz you don't deserve any of this." he gestured to himself from head to toe. your heart broke and you want to interrupt him. but he has more to say. "you deserve someone who ain't out here killin', terrorizin' cities, and most importantly not an idiot who's too busy to chase one piece than to reciprocate your feelings." he sighed, the jewellery now obstructed and hidden in his fist.

"so, it hurts. to see you do all this for me. give me all that love. i'm startin' to think there's not enough for your stupid ass. cuz here i am, brushing you off for you to, hopefully, grow tired of me. and start findin' a man to treat you better."

the alcohol was legit too fucking strong, because sober kidd would NEVER admit this even at gunpoint.

"bah, this is too embarrasing and stupid. you had to witness you captain in a pathetic stat- ow!" you couldn't contain it anymore and decided to slap him to wake him the fuck up.

"with your cowardice, it sure as hell is pathetic of you, kidd." you replied, voice coated in irritstion. he looked at you with fiery eyes as he stroked the slapped spot on his face.

"i can't believe my captain would say any of that bullshit! you're so fucking dumb, god!" you stomped by the wooden boards, completely vexed.

kidd had no choice but to just stand there. awaiting your next course of actions.

"you plan on getting the one piece as a coward?! hah?!" you pointed at him. "what makes you think i'll choose someone else over a fucking unit like you?!"

"you think so, huh?" he replied, ego getting brushed.

"i'm fucking sure so! i thought i had made it clear that i'm totally, with every fiber of my being, in love with you." you crossed your arms.

"but all i've done is react passively, that ain't-"

you shut him up by pulling on his collar and crashing your lips with his. sucking on his lips before he opened up to his tongue, tasting the rum. he moaned through your lips, prying open your mouth too. his human arm getting handsy with you, feeling up the bareness of your back and the shape of your torso. your hands then traveled on his neck to hold him firmly, the roughness of his scars brushing by your fingers.

you two soon ran out of breath and pulled away. he then took his time squeezing you a little closer to his body, lips soon pressed on the coldness of your bare shoulders. you leaned your head on his shoulder, reveling on his scent and proximity.

"of all the times we got drunk together, all you needed was a dance to come with it so you can let the crazy out in you." your breath tickled his neck.

"just need that one lil push from your sweet ass."

ASJSAJSJAJASJS I DIED AND RESURRECTED

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allgoldenelite · 21 days ago

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translation of Tôkyô Sports' interview with Kenny from today:

(New Japan) Kenny Omega claims acting purely in self-defense: the "truth" behind his out-of-control brawl with Gabe Kidd

AEW's Kenny Omega (41) loathes New Japan Pro Wrestling's Gabe Kidd (27). Kenny, who is currently out long-term due to diverticulitis, made an appearance in Ôsaka on the 4th, and stated his [intent to] return at the NJPW, AEW and co. crossover show Wrestle Dynasty (January 5th at the Tôkyô Dome). However, shortly after, a brawl unfolded backstage between him and Gabe Kidd. What really happened with this fight, which has even caused [Kenny] to announce he's staying away [from Gabe]?

Coming to the show in Ôsaka, Kenny announced his return at the January 5th Dome show after a long time out since last year due to diverticulitis. Upon Tanahashi's request, with whom he talked in October, he proposed fighting the new generation, saying, "I’d love to face one of these brand-new stars that New Japan boasts."

However, when he had finished with his backstage comments and was on his way to the locker room, the incident happened. Hearing them argue in English, [NJPW] staff went to the scene of the crime, and found Kenny and Gabe had broken out into a fight. Although separated by the bystanders, there was a serious sense of urgency between the two as they hurled the f-word at each other.

What in the world happened? The next morning after the show in Ôsaka, Kenny opened up about the details of the brawl in an interview. According to him, he ran into Gabe and Bullet Club's Robbie X on his way to the locker room:

"It was my first time meeting X so we said hello to each other. But then Gabe said something to me like, "Who do you think you are, waltzing into this promotion whenever you please?" and...I did get his name wrong in an interview before, and that's one me. But he suddenly pushed me and assumed a fighting pose. I immediately remembered the incident that happened in AEW."

The "incident" Kenny speaks of involved a brawl with CM Punk (now WWE) backstage at AEW in September of 2022. At the time, several wrestlers had to relinquish their belts and were suspended as punishment, and [the case] had a big influence on the promotions afterwards.

However this time, Kenny claims to have acted "purely in self-defense", saying, "I'm not an EVP in NJPW, so I had to look out for my own safety. I had heard the rumors about Gabe, so I felt I was in danger. In the end I was the first one to lay a hand on him, but that was to protect myself."

Either way, Kenny didn't tolerate Gabe's sudden act of violence, as he has made unfortunate experiences in the past with conflicts between wrestlers outside of the ring. He went on, "I'm not going to say his name, but I thought that Gabe lacks professionalism, just like that guy. He's badmouthed AEW before, but that has nothing to do with this. Anyway, I can't trust him."

"Of course that doesn't change the fact that I want to return at January 5th. I love the Japanese fans and the New Japan ring. But I don't want to fight someone who's not a professional. I don't want to waste my time. There's a lot of new faces around. I'll take on anyone, be it Ôiwa (Ryôhei) or Narita (Ren) or Tsuji (Yôta) or Umino (Shôta) or Callum (Newman). If he wants it I will even fight Robbie X. He at least greeted me properly."

Just hearing Kenny talk about it makes it unlikely [him and Gabe] will ever reconcile. Their out-of-control brawl has created a genuine "forbidden door".

#rasslin #translation tag #translation #kenny omega #this is 100% kayfabe just in case you're wondering #but pls mr omega if you face any of the other guys you named i will actually watch #feel like i'm back in 2017 translating kenny interviews with okamoto lol

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creativepawsworld · 1 year ago

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Silence - Chapter 48

Pairing = Thomas Shelby x OC

Summary = Ana and Tommy great ready to go to the Garrison for Michaels 18th Birthday celebration and his official welcome to the family.

Warnings = Sexual Content...18+... Mature Readers Please... Little Rough...Language...Grammar... Implied cheating... Kinks explore...

Word Count = 2.363

Note = I know I have been awful with updating lately but I am hoping to get onto a more steady writing / update train. With the weather turning once again I mean. As anyone from the Ireland /Uk / Northern Ireland (like me) will know we had stunning weather and I had to get out in it, spend time with the kiddes and fixing my garden. But yes it has unfortunately turned again so I should, should be on a better updating track....Thanks all for staying with me though so much love and appreciation from that!

I was finishing getting ready for Michael's 18th birthday in The Garrison. Polly wanted to officially welcome him to the family. He seemed like a sweet kid, if he was mine would I want him to be involved with the things they do, probably not. But then I pictured my child. What would they grow up to become? Would they follow in their father's footsteps? Would their father even be around long enough to watch them grow up?

I fought back the tears at that thought.

The door to our bedroom opened and Tommy walked through the door adjusting his tie. I quickly reached up brushing the tear from my face, instantly hiding any trace of a tear. I cough slightly to clear my throat as I look at Tommy through the mirror. He was just staring.

“What?” I asked sharply. I was still a little frosty with him after what he said to the horse trainer back at the Garrison earlier in the week. Not to mention the fact he forgot to tell me it was a woman.

“Were you crying?” He asked stepping towards me, his eyes holding mine through the mirror. His hands came to rest on my shoulders, rubbing the tension from them softly. “What’s got you upset?”

“Nothing” I shook my head using a brush to apply my blush.

“Stace don’t lie to me eh” Tommy sighed, his shoulders dropping slightly as he pulled his plump bottom lip in between his teeth.

“But it’s alright for you to lie to me?” I asked him glaring at him through the mirror.

Tommy bent over, placing soft kisses on my neck, moving his way down from behind my ear. Nibbling slightly as he moved along, reaching my collarbone. He pushed the shoulder of my dress from me, it was rather easy considering I hadn’t been zipped up for the evening yet.

“W..what do you think you are doing?” I asked leaning my neck to the side allowing him more access. “You can’t just… you can’t just..”

“Worship you like the Goddess you are?” Tommy whispered moving back up to whisper in my ear. He rested his chin on my shoulder staring at me through the mirror. A genuine smile on his face. “You look beautiful.”

“Don’t try and sweet talk me, don’t you dare try and sweet talk me.” I stood up thinking that Tommy would move away from me. Instead, he kicked the small backless chair away with his foot, stepping into its place. His arms wrapped around my waist, his eyes never once leaving mine through the reflection.

“You’re the only woman for me Stace, when are you going to start believing me with that?” Tommy asked, his face serious as he stared me down through the mirror.

“When you stop lying to me about horse trainers and asking them if they wanted to fuck you or not.”

Tommy laughed as I said this. He found whatever I had to say amusing. I rolled my eyes, fixing the shoulder of my dress back up to its place. I tried to reach behind me to zip up the dress but Tommy was standing too close, blocking from hands from actually reaching the zipper.

“The name on the card Mrs Carleton gave me had her husband's name. Therefore, I believed I would be dealing with him. It was only after our talk at the betting shop, did I find out he was in fact deceased. His name carries his reputation so it appears even after death Mrs Carleton is using his name to her advantage.”

“If you were to die, would like me to return to my maiden name?” I asked trying my best to glance at him over my shoulder but due to his closeness, it was impossible so I settled for watching him through the mirror as I asked the question.

“And when are you taking my name, Miss Adler? You have made no wedding arrangements. I was led to believe you didn’t want it.” Tommy smirked through the reflection. “But to answer your question no. You do not lose the Shelby name once you take it. You will forever be my wife, even long after am gone.”

I smiled softly at his words. Reaching up I tuck a strand of blonde hair behind my ear, looking down at my make-up on the table below me before looking back up into his eyes.

“And you Tommy? Will you forever be my husband? Even long after am gone?” I asked in a whisper.

“Always.” Tommy nodded.

“Then why ask other women such a question?” I asked. I hated myself for ruining the soft moment that was occurring between us. They were few and far between with everything going on at the minute. With my parents in hospital and Tommy’s one-manned war against the Italians in both London and right here in Birmingham, our time seemed to disappear. I felt I spent more time with Polly than I did with him.

“It was a straightforward question with a straightforward answer. Regardless of what she came back with my answer would have remained the same. With or without you standing there.”

I looked into his eyes, looking for any form of lies, any form of deception but they were clear. Crystal blue, hypnotically blue. After spending the past two years of my life with him I knew what he was trying to do with those eyes. And it worked every time.

“I don’t like you asking questions like that Tommy, it makes me feel inferior, inadequate,” I whispered letting him know honestly how it made me feel.

Tommy turned me around by my hips so he could look deeply into my eyes. I could feel his fingers digging into my hips, enough that I would notice but not enough to leave a mark.

“You are my woman Anastasia Adler. No other will ever compare. I am a man of many things but I am not stupid enough to throw away a woman like you.” He spoke so strongly, so confidently I felt myself believing every word to leave his lips.

I looked up into his eyes innocently as he stared down into mine with what I could only describe as with deepest desire. I felt his hands move up from my hip over my breasts before reaching my shoulders and slowly pushing the top of my unsecured dress from them. His eyes never left mine as the dress fell from my arms, the bodice falling with it, getting stuck at my hips.

Tommy turned me back around so I was now facing the mirror, his lips attaching themselves to my lips leaving soft delicate kisses along the jugular vein on my neck. His hands came around resting on my baby bump before pushing the dress from my hip, letting it pool around my feet. I blushed looking at him through the mirror, I was standing before him in my underwear.

Nothing was said as Tommy kept my gaze moving around my neck and up to my ear tugging on it gently with his teeth. I swallowed deeply, my eyes fluttering closed as my blood rushed between my legs, leaving a pool of heat and want, making a mess inside my panties.

Tommy’s eyes held nothing but mischief as he ran his hands along my body, squeezing my breasts in his hands before sliding down my bump, one hand staying on to caress our baby as the other disappeared further south. His finger grazed along my clothed core as a pathetic whimper left my lips.

I felt him chuckle breathlessly on the back of my neck as he kissed his way down my spine and back up, his finger rubbing soft circles on my clothed clit.

“Tommy” I whispered out a moan, leaning back into him.

“Open your eyes darling, look at the pleasure I can give you,” Tommy instructed.

The minute I opened my eyes, I was met with his dark, lustful eyes through the mirror. His finger started to pick up the pace before slipping beneath my underwear, touching me exactly where I needed him to touch. I gasped a silent scream as he held my eye contact, two of his thick fingers sliding inside me.

“Look at how beautiful you look, filled with nobody else but me” Tommy almost growled, darkness taking over his eyes as he worshipped my body all while maintaining eye contact through the mirror. I felt myself closing into a peak already.

“Tommy” I whined, feeling myself getting flustered. My thighs clenched around his hands as his fingers moved in and out his lips assaulting my neck. The pressure was building inside my stomach, it was ready to explode.

“Let it go darling” Tommy bit into my neck, leaving a mark but also popping the balloon inside me. A white light blinded me for a second as I gripped the dressing table for support. “Good girl” Tommy licked at my neck and I couldn’t help but purr out to him.

“You like that love? You like being my good girl” Tommy asked unbuckling his belt, putting his hands on the top of my back and bending me over. My face was so close to the mirror that every time I exhaled, the condensation would show up in the mirror. “I asked you a question,” Tommy spoke again, slapping my bare butt cheek.

“Tommy” I squeaked turning to look at him over my shoulder as he spanked my ass.

“What’s wrong love?” Tommy smirked slapping my butt cheek a little harder, no doubt leaving a red mark.

“Oh god.” I whimpered dropping my head to my chest feeling immensely turned on by his behaviour.

“Answer me Stace” He demanded spanking me harder. “You like this don’t you? You love being slapped by me, you like being dominated by me, you like being filled by me don’t you?” Tommy whispered aggressively in my ear as he slipped his cock inside my tight hole.

My mouth fell open in pleasure, my eyes rolled towards the back of my head as he stretched me wide. “Answer me” He demanded once more.

“Yes oh god yes” I moaned loudly as he filled me up completely leaving no room for anything.

“Yeah? Once you deliver this baby Stace. I’m going to fill you with another, and then another and another… You hear me?” He growled into my ear. His hand came up to my neck gently gripping it with his large hand as he pulled me back towards him. “That’s what you want, isn’t it? You want to please me.”

“Fuck yes Tommy” I cried as he started moving his long, thick cock inside me. My back was bent at an uncomfortable angle, my baby bump rested against the dressing table as Tommy started picking up the pace.

“Ahh fuck” I cried one hand coming up to his around my neck, the other leaning against the mirror of my dressing table to support me as he fucked me hard.

“Open your eyes, look at yourself in the mirror. Be a good girl.” Tommy demanded. Wanting nothing more than to please him, I opened my eyes, watching him have his way with me through the reflection in the mirror. There was something so erotic about it I felt myself wanting to do this more. “That's it, good girl. Good girl.”

“Oh fuck Tommy, Tommy.” I whimpered, my mouth hanging open from pleasure when his hand that was caressing my bump disappeared to my clit, rubbing harsh circles. “Oh, oh oh…”

“You're close, my good girl, aren’t you?” Tommy smirked rubbing and fucking me faster. This angle was perfect, he had me exactly where he wanted me, hitting all the right spots and although it was slightly uncomfortable on my back, it felt so good between my legs.

“Yes Tommy” I nodded feeling that balloon expanding in my stomach.

“You want to cum, you wait until I tell you to. Be a good girl.” He spoke with such authority I was ready to pop with just his words. “Be my good girl,” Tommy whispered biting on my ear.

I had to focus all my attention on not cumming as he pounded into me from behind. “Tommy please, I can’t, I can’t…”

“Cum for me baby girl.” He spoke and the second, I mean the second I had his permission I felt myself explode around him, crying out loudly as I felt him shoot his load inside of me, grunting in my ear as he came.

Oh my god,” I whispered as he started to ride out both our highs.

“Perfect darling.” Tommy grinned kissing my cheek, looking into my eyes through the mirror. “I love you, Stace.”

“I love you too Tommy” I whispered

*******

“Finally” John smirked as Tommy entered the snug in the Garrison, pulling me in behind him. We were late to Michael's birthday after our impromptu make-up sex. But I didn’t care. I never felt closer to Tommy than I didn’t in that this evening in our bedroom.

“Bit of business to attend to John,” Tommy smirked as his younger brother slapped his shoulder. I blushed deeply slipping into the seat John got up from sitting next to Esme, smiling softly. “But I see we weren’t missed, you started without us.”

“You two made up then?” Esme smirked, pointing to the mark Tommy had left on my neck. Instantly my hand came up to touch the mark, I had tried to hide it with makeup but it wasn’t dark enough to hide the darkening bite.

“We did.” I blushed with a nod of my head. Glancing over at Tommy, he winked in my direction as Arthur handed him a drink.

“Well Michael, it’s time we officially bring you into the family,” Tommy tells him, handing him his gift. His very own pocket watch and chain, engraved with the Shelby name on the back. “Happy Birthday Michael.” Raising his glass of whiskey into the air, staring directly into Michael's eyes with his intense look.

“Happy Birthday Michael” Everyone announced raising a glass to the newest member of the Shelby family.

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kaeyachi · 2 years ago

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I saw your post about the Alberich surname and was curious about kaeya being half tayvatian! Can you explain that for me please? I miss and forget a lot of details and stuff in game, but I do genuinely love genshin lore related to khaenriah and kaeya! I also flip flop between kaeya being full khaenrian and being half whatever just because his star eye doesn't seem to be as pronounced as dainsleif for example. At least in game. (always zooming into his face to try and see the pretty star lol) Like I've seen the hc of his mom being sumeran and I think that's super cute! It could explain his darker skin tone compared to dainsleif and pierro? Or like idk the star trait has been deluted after many generations? Uh I've rambled a lot but I was just curious cuz I didn't know anything about him being half teyvatian!

IM SORRY I TOOK SO LONG *cries*

AND THEN I ACCIDENTALLY EXITED THE TUMBLR APP WHICH DELETED EVERYTHING I TYPED OUT 💔💔💔 THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE LONGER IM HEARTBROKEN

but anyway...THANK YOU FOR ASKING!

I think it would be better for me to come back to this after 3.5 that way I can confirm most of what I initially typed out, but heres a summary of what I've thought of

1. His name being the only one in the history of known Khaenri'ahns to originate from Hindu instead of Norse/Scandinavian

2. Due to the Hindu origin of the name, we can connect it to his constellation which is represented by a peacock- India's national bird as well as the representation for the Spantamad in the Akademiya.

3. Him being there for the 3.5 Archon quest in Sumeru as well as him getting a possible skin that is clearly half Sumeru and half Khaenri'ahn inspired

4. notes or letters from a member of the Alberich clan in Sumeru

5. Most known Khaenri'ahn characters have been pale-skinned (were unsure about Pierro due to dim lighting but even then, he and Kaeya might be related) with distinctly shaped four-pointed star pupils while Kaeya was designed differently (unsure if its because he's the first one released in-game, if its a diluted gene trait, or if it might be indicative that he is curseless)

6. Seemingly curseless or unnafected by the curse. Was even "blessed" by Celestia with a vision, which is already odd. He's still the only canonical Khaenriahn with one (clearly Celestia doesnt care whether you want a vision or not either)

If someone can elaborate please go ahead! I'm sure I've missed some!

***Additional notes mildly unrelated to this theory***

-The Alberich clan must have been known for their strategic thinking, war knowledge, and mind games if they were able to rise as the leaders for Khaenri'ah during the war. If I were a Sumeru scholar, I'd tap that too lmao

-Kaeya's name meaning "Monsoon flower" is oddly tragic yet fitting. The monsoon flowers thrive in the rainy season. Kaeya thrives during the rain as well. His main growth points and tragedies in life have happened in the rain. If it rains during the 3.5 archon quest i will scream and cry please note this.

- oddly enough i am more of a believer of the "Kaeya being frozen in time for 500 years" theory. Its possible! Olaf Katzlein got frozen for 300 after all! Some old Sumeran must have immigrated to Khaenri'ah prior to the Catalycism and got the Alberich started. Alberich clan being the smartest family in Khaenri'ah maybe?? hmm...

-Majority of teyvat suspiciously dont know that Khaenri'ahns are the hilichurls and the abyss order which means this might be forgotten history...which is weird because if its a supposedly slow acting curse then even in future generations there should still be slow-turning Khaenri'ahns right? If they purposely stopped repopulating then how did Kaeya come to exist? Pierro getting funky with whom??????? He has only been beside the Tsaritsa for the past hundred years... OH MY GOD WAIT CRACK THEORY TIME- Kaeya being the Tsaritsa and Pierro's son which explains the white streaks in his hair. No? Ok I'll stop lmao...unless?? NAH JK THIS AINT IT...or is it... JUST KIDDING I SWEAR-

That's all for now! Hope this helped others figure out the thought process behind the Half-Teyvatian Kaeya theory!

#kaeyachi asks #ive answered this finally!#IVE BEEN WANTING TO ANSWER IT FOR SO LONG #BUT MY JOB TOLD ME TO DIE FOR THEM AND I DID BECAUSE IM A MASOCHIST #kaeya #kaeya alberich #genshin impact #kaeya theory #khaenri'ah #what else do i tag here #sumeru???#i think i should wait for 3.5 before tagging sumeru #kaeya brainrot is still strong babes

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cartoon-buffoon · 19 days ago

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Recently I was watching one of my favorite Sonictubers playing Alex Kidd, a different Sega game. Anyways I deeply love this YouTuber's content, I'm a regular in their stream and my first ever piece of proper digital art was fanart for them (oh god this drawing sucks but looking at this you can tell I HAVE improved!)

Anyways shitty fanart of their character getting robbed by Fang The Sniper aside, in the Alex Kidd playthrough they call me out by name? Obviously it's in a joking manner and their shout-out to me is just a brief gag but they do say "shout out to Toon Buffoon" (high-key check out this channel, it does good Sonic reviews and the characters have lore within the reviews). But yeah, watch the video for yourself and see, THEY DO SHOUT ME OUT! Upon hearing this the first time I was shocked and as you can see by my comment I'm beyond flattered and it was this that made me realize I've made an impact on at least a few people?

Like I owe a lot to SpinyNorman and his YouTube channel. That fanart I made above was something I did with my fingers whilst waiting to receive meds yet I decided to share it with him, he complimented it, and that inspired me to draw more and actually have fun with it. I don't just wanna strictly talk about my favorite YouTuber though and getting back to what I said: my support of this FAIRLY SMALL CREATOR and their great content (seriously go watch their vids if you like Sonic) made me go "people register I exist...". Like, this may sound I'm fucking with you but I genuinely cannot fathom the idea people are aware of me and my dumbass existence. From my name being shouted out, to the new followers here on Tumblr, to a few comments over on my AO3 it makes me genuinely happy. When I started posting stuff I was an socially anxious wreck, now while I still am I can't help but be thankful for all the people I may have left an impression on to the point they register me as somebody. Whether this be my uhh, fanfics, or maybe it's just me cheering someone up, or something else I did that left an impression, some people DO see my name and or pfp and think "oh it's that one fella" and that makes me happy. I'm thankful I can be of entertainment and or camaraderie, if you're a person I met on here I can't thank you enough for whatever interactions we may have had (its mainly two people, Mr-Pgeon and SkitSwap, shout out to them), still I have interacted with others.

Sorry if this is nonsensical because my ADHD and emotions are working in unison to make a lot of this rant detached, but my point is: THANKS! I can't fathom the idea people like me and honestly when I made this Tumblr it was during a time when I was genuinely contemplating killing myself (I still contemplate it, just less now). Now of course my IRL friends have gotten me through rough times, shout out to my betas Z and Quartz, however the people I've met online have also helped me. Knowing what I do has left an impact, a positive one at that, makes me happy. Whether it be cheering somebody's art on, having them enjoy one of my fics, or perhaps talking, I'm glad to not have ended myself and I really do wish to keep on going and keep creating so I can hopefully make more people's days in the future. Sorry if this sentimental, I'll probably go back to talking about how I want a variety of cartoon rabbits to bang me soon, but I still just wanna say thanks ❤️.

#rambles from toon #thank you!

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thetobiroppofan · 4 months ago

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one piece rant #3: ugly men who i HATE.

hello little tumblr people who i DONT!!!!!!!!!!! care about i havent been here in a hot second but this isnt a professional blog i am insane and this is an illusion you're all just living in my head anyways hello new post from me THE tobiroppo fan.

id go on a rant abt myself but this aint about me this is about the ugly men i HATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

starting off with an agreeable one: THAT FUCKASS PURPLE HAIRED GUY FROM WANO

OROCHI WHEN I CATCH YOU YOU BIG HEADED FUCK. I WILL TEAR OUT THOSE BIG ASS FRONT TEETH YOU GOT LIKE A DENTIST WHO JUST STARTED HIS JOB. NOT TO MENTION HOW YOU BUILT LIKE A WHOLE HANK HIPOOPAPOKGUHUD IDK HOW TO SPELL HIS NAME

wyd when he and twin pull up cause me personally im getting registered to the psych ward

next one

this is the part where im glad to be a small oh little humble tumblr blog yes thats me cause

he has a bigass forehead

i can play tictactoe on that thing

not to mention those weird ass shades like go back to the dollar store and return those please they look horrible.

that fuckass haircut dont do you no good either please dye ur hair uglyuglyugly

also this applies to most one piece men but i feel like his neck is massive like way to massive like if i tried to chop his neck itd genuinely be stopped by the amount of mass doflamingo has and shockingly he isnt the only one

eustass kidd i love you but

What is this. he looks like hes buried

in the sand

he dont look real

im scared

i LOVE YOU eustass kidd like yk i like loud angry characters but

he scares me with that neckgame like thats thicker than those dark oak minecraft trees :(

next one is a bit controversial as well since. i am mutuals with a enjoyer of this char on tt and i dont think thye have my tumblr cause we never talked before nd i dont think they know the lore behind lobotomylegendchick4 but

The love hate relationship I have with this disgusting ill strucken poor old geeer is more bipolar than a 2018 x reader enemies to lovers fanfic between a guy from a kpop fan

because one day i wake up from my super cozy fluffy bed with my AMAZING trafalgar d water law bootleg plushie staring coldly into my eyes with that stupid fucking face

and i think "man..

I hope Caesar Clown gets his nuts torn off by a rabid dog." and then i go downstairs and trip while walking down and hit my head on the side of the coffee table and have a trip to the ER that lasts 2 days and i miss the release trailer of the new youtooz figures of mihawk arlong and buggy.

only part of that is a lie. you can figure it out.

Other days I wake up and I look at that one fucking pinterest progile that LOVES caesar clown and i think "maybe he isnt that bad" then i remember oh yeah hes morally terrible cause he experimented on kids then i turn and stare at doffy stans for like 5 minutes then think "child experimentation, doflamingo, or the things i see out of the corner of my eye that might be hallucinations cause im probably slowly losing it" then i get distracted by the feeling of

HUNGER.

i am hungry now

THANKS TUMBLR.

YOU MADE ME HUNGRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

last part before i post this and hope the doflamingo and caesar stans dont find me and jump me and leak my address

so in the end

I actually hate a lot of ugly men

but at the moemnt i cant think of one specifically to end this about

tldr: I hate 4% of men in one piece and get hungry and sidestory: I think there is a wasp in my room however maybe im just seeing things its 1:47 am and ive forgotten when i woke up

thanks for reading tumblr blog maybe i did go insane but hey

thetobiroppofan is nothing but a humble small tumblr blog

if i go insane spread my legacy my average 2 viewers on each post

th.thank yo.

snif

sniffele.

han.thank.you.

see you guys in

some day

thetobiroppo fan out

#one piece

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nahimjustfeelingit-writes · 2 years ago

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"Just Came Back to Remind You" excerpt

Wrestler!Erik x Plus Size OC

Plot: Erik is returning from Japan after being gone for nearly two years, his estrange wife of three years is mentally preparing herself forhis return, all the while reminiscing on their past leading up to the present.

When Erik claimed Normandy

The attraction between the two was indeed instant but Erik wasn’t looking to lose focus on his career, and neither was Normandy, so it was nearly six months before their first interaction.

The main thing he took notice to was her infectious personality, she radiated positivity and genuine care for everyone she encountered. Every time he saw her, her beautiful face was adorned with the most gorgeously, bright smile—He fell in love with it as soon as he notice. Her round face, with high cheek bones, blemish free skin—Looking like someone’s cherished baby doll.

Normandy stood at a whooping five feet six inches tall. A self-proclaimed snuffleupagus, a silly description of her fluffiness. Though she worked on around fit and trim women, it did not differ her confidence or self-esteem. She loved herself through and through and exuded reverence. Shockingly to her, a lot of the fit athletic men were attracted to her… But nobody dared to ask her out—there had been a claim placed on her head. Turns out Erik’s original plan of steering clear of her was thrown out the imaginative window.

Baby Doll was going to be his.

They would finally interact when Erik steps in for her defense when a muscle-bound developmental talent/jobber got too disrespectful regarding his quick loss to a much smaller opponent, an up and comer named Kidd Silkk, and was demanding for her to change the outcome to something “more realistic”.

“Hey!”

Normandy jumps at the bark of Erik’s tone as he crosses the catering area, where he had been sitting with some of his workout partners and homeboys, to the entrance of the locker room area where she and Ellis the Barbarian stood in a heat discussion; Erik had watched as the short, shapely beauty remained professional and stern with the final decision of script but when Ellis snatched the binder clutched in her small hands from her and pointed his finger in his face, all the while spitting and cursing at her… Erik had left the building and Killmonger had arrived for action.

“Back the fuck up from her, Homie…”

Ellis gives Erik a once over then chuckles in his face. Erik is a big man, but Ellis is muscles upon muscles, a former bodybuilder and semi-professional football player. He didn’t take the approaching hothead as a threat.

Bad mistake.

“Mind your fucking business, Stevens.”

Erik takes long, turbulent steps towards the duo, Normandy can tell where this situation is going and she cannot have the company’s new golden goose getting into trouble, especially over her. She knew that she could hold her own and was not afraid of Ellis, he was merely a performer who felt he was bigger than his contract.

“It’s okay, Erik—” She cuts in, turning and looking up at his face. The scowl it bore gave her a shudder of fear, if looks can kill—she’ll be at Ellis’ repass tomorrow. “No need to fight, gentlemen—” She plants a soft pat to her savior’s chest, attempting to soothe his brewing anger. “Like I was telling Mr. Barbarian,” She turns and looks back to her adversary at the moment. “You are a developmental talent; you are paid to get the ring and make the stars look good. That’s what you signed up for and that’s what you are paid to do, if you don’t like it—Bid us out your contract and go back to the football field.”

Ellis squares his shoulders and takes a dominate step forward so that he is toe-to-toe with her.

“Touch her, Nigga.” Erik taunts with a devilish smirk, the golds in his mouth sparkle with a deep deviance. “Matter of fact, breathe on her and see what the fuck I do—”

“Erik, please—”

“You want some of me, Pussy?!”

Ellis switches his energy to Erik; this makes the latter of the two crack a psychotic grin and continues his smack talk. Normandy eyes widen at the sight, legitimately scared because she was in the middle of these two beast-like men. One wanted to kill her and the other would most likely kill her trying to kill the other. Not to mention she could not run, there was a humongous trunk filled with equipment for the show behind her and a wall to her right. Erik’s large frame overtook her left, and you already know who was in front of her.

“Uh… REY!” She pleas desperately into the atmosphere. “Monterey!”

She heard the squeaks of his sneakers scuffing up the floors of the administrative area backstage, one thing Rey was going to do was listen out for his ‘good sis’. Monterey’s short stature came around the corner of the far-right catering door and looked around until he noticed Norm being the midst of a firepit of shit talk. Erik was all in Ellis’ face and was ready to pounce—the only reason he had not was because of the lady between the two of them.

“Fellas!” Rey did a quick jog, while whistling for two of his favorite stars, by the name of Grayson da Greatest and Paradox Simmons, to come with him. Some of the younger developmental and underutilize talent were watching on, thoroughly entertained by the spat. Many did not like Ellis but were too scared to get involved… everyone knew Erik Stevens had a bit of a tick and major chip on his shoulder. “Alright, guys—”

“Chill, brotha—” Paradox pulls Erik back while chuckling, Greyson chuckles as well, pulling Norm out of the mass of muscles and to safety.

“Nah, ain’t no chill.” Erik says, still smiling, his eyes read anything but humor—they screamed homicide—which scared the hell out of Normandy and Rey. “He likes to talk shit, and so do I. But what I love more… Is to fucking fight.”

“Oh, no-no-no-no! Absolutely not!” Normandy announces with a wave of frantic hands. “No fighting, please!”

“Name the time and place, Bitch!” Ellis constantly put his shoe in his mouth. Everyone in that circle knew that Erik could wipe, mop, and dust the floor with his overgrown ass.

Rey stepped in between them, he was few inches taller than Norm, so he was looking up between the two fiery giants. “We ain’t gonna fight, now what we can do is have a conversation and figure some shit out—Now,” Rey looks to Erik. “Kill, we know you can destroy this nigga—”

“What?!” Ellis shrieked at the remark. “You really think this fool can beat me?! I am Ellis the Barbarian, nigga—”

“Yes, you are,” Rey commented softly. “You are also the nigga with 57 losses in the two months…”

“Rey!” Norm wailed in exasperation. He was high, she knew he was the wrong person to call, he probably had been two blunts in when she interrupted his usual pre-event smoke session with Saige and Ozzie. Normandy was the only one in her creative circle that did not partake in the smoking of the inspirational grass. “You’re making shit worse, brother.” She whined and she placed her hands on her head in frustration.

“I bet you I can beat him—Book me in a match with him, tonight—” Ellis throws a glance to Norm for confirmation, but before she can respond:

“Cool, no holds barred—let this little hoe ass nigga use any weapon he can get his hands on because once I am in that bitch—ain’t no stopping me.”

“Oh God.” Norm mutters teary-eyed.

Someone’s fixing to die.

The producers of the night show went against the match at first, because they honestly thought Erik would get hurt and they had him set on a massive feud with another star talent on the roster, but Rey’s high ass manage to convince them that Erik was going to be fine and come out unscathed.

Rey was right.

Erik obliterated Ellis in the bout. The match grew so gruesome that certain parts of match had to be edited out and the editors switched the video footage to black and white because of the bloodshed. N.E.W. even got in trouble by the television network.

All of this because he chose to defend Normandy and would do it a thousand times over and over. in his own little sadistic way, beating the hell outta Ellis was his way of wooing Norm.

And did it work...

... Even though she did not want to admit at the time but it did...

#submission

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kilikrungpotmeister · 2 months ago

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3 Years Too Late

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The witch and her partner would enter the living room. They had set up a large standing mirror in front of the couches with Kilik tied up on the couch. Harver had started to call the current Lord of Death.

“If you want to knock on Death's door.” Harver said before writing the numbers 42-42-564 on the mirror. As soon as he did, ripples of light bounced around the surface of the glass.

It didn’t take long for someone else’s visage to go on it. A short energetic girl in a red crop top and stetson hat. “Heyo! Lord Kidd is busy at the m…Harver what’s up?” She started pausing when she realized who made the call.

“We had an unexpected visitor who said Kidd can help explain something.” Harver said plainly, stepping aside to show Kilik on the couch with the other three Spartio members.

“Ah…um…” Patty thought for a bit before sighing, “Um…Kidd you have to see this…”

“Ugh what is it now I’m still working on what to do about K-“ Kid said finally stepping into view with an already strained expression on his face that only got worse upon seeing the supposedly dead meister and his former teammates sitting off to the side of him.

“Hey…Kidd…we have a situation…”Kilik said apologetically all he could do in that state was bow his head.

The shinigami sighed and pinched the bridge of his nose between his fingers. “Kilik, what did I tell you before leaving my office?”

“Not to make contact with Spartio and my kids.” Kilik responded.

“So what in my Father’s name are you doing in their house?!” Kidd shouted.

“Sorry to cut the scolding session Kidd but would you please explain what’s going on?” Ox finally spoke out, his tone sharp and laced with irritation, “I take it from your conversation you know about this…person. So who is he? Last we checked, Kilik Rung has been dead for three years.”

Kidd paused at the interruption. He couldn’t blame them for being mad at all this. He let out a sigh before starting to address the four. “I had wanted to have things sorted out a little frist before I broke the news to the rest of Spartio,” Kidd muttered under his voice, “ but yes, this man before you is the Meister Kilik Rung. Though he had been pronounced dead three years ago, Killed in action when a rogue witch supposedly disintegrated an entire town. It appears our report was incorrect.”

“You can’t really expect us to just believe this right?” Harver chimed in, “after three years he’s just back?”

“I’m not expecting you to believe me, to be honest I barely believe it myself,” Kidd responded with his tone as serious yet soft, “it’s partly why I ordered him to not make any contact with spartio. We checked his biometrics, DNA and we even had the witches council screen him for any foul play. Everything came up clean. So as far as we can tell, this is the genuine Kilik Rung. As for how…well that’s a long story that we’re still verifying.”

The room fell silent for a moment as they let what Kidd just said sink in.

“How long?” Kim asked

“I’m sorry?” Kidd responded.

“How long have you known he was alive?” Kim asked with a tinge of anger in her voice.

“Honestly, not very,” Kidd responded, “we were contacted by the witch’s council three days ago. They had found a man with a DWMA ID surrounded by several witches' souls. He only just arrived in Death City this morning.”

“I don't expect you all to accept me with open arms,” Kilik finally spoke up, “Kidd has updated me on what’s happened while I was gone. You have every right to be suspicious and distrustful of me. Heck I wouldn’t blame you if you’ve grown to hate me like Fire and Thunder does.”

“They don’t…” Jackie tried to interject but stopped herself.

The room fell silent once more. What is anyone to say in this situation?

“If that’s all, would you mind untying Kilik and letting him leave before Fire and Thunder see him,” Kidd said, “I’d rather them not have a melt down.”

“Right,” Harver said flatly, transforming his hand so he could cut Kilik’s bindings.

“Kilik you may leave. Please try to limit contact with Spartio form now on.” Kidd ordered, “and if that’s all I’ll be taking my leave too.”

“As you wish,” Kilik nodded before being escorted out by Harver as Kidd ended his transmission.

“Kilik wait,” Kim said quickly getting up and going over to him, “you carried Fire all the way home yes? He must’ve been draining a lot of your body heat so here.” She gently placed a glowing hand on his chest and healed him. However when she did so she relaxed something that made her freeze and look up at him.

“Thank you,” he said softly, taking a quick step away from her, having noticed her change in expression.

Jackie quickly went over to her partner to ensure she was okay. Ass soon as she did, Kim whispered something to the lamp, making her look at Kilik with worry.

“Take care of yourself Kilik.” Kim said softly with a worried tone in her voice, “you still need to apologize to your kids.”

Kilik just nodded as he was led away.

Just as Harver closed the door, the sound of another one creaked open from behind the Spartio members.

“That Kilik wasn’t it?” A young female voice said in a cold tone a slight buzzing.

#kilik rung #kilikrungpotmeister #soul eater #3 years too late #soul eater fanfiction #souleater #my fic #three years too late

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frostfire425 · 7 months ago

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ask game : 3, 17, 22

[character] can be whoever your AA blorbos are !!

You have no idea how happy this ask made me, we haven't gotten one in so long I can't even remember when it was. Hi <3

I'll answer these for Phoenix, Franziska, and Edgeworth. Would do Maya, and maybe Gumshoe as well, but I haven't been able to think of much for them as I'm writing this. :(

3: NoTP?

For Phoenix: I'd say Kristoph, and Maya... Their dynamics with Phoenix are quite interesting, but reading those dynamics as romantic simply isn't for me.

For Franziska: Any men... I think, if she's romantically for anyone, she's here for the women. It's hard for me to comprehend the idea that people would ship her with a man to begin with, but there's probably someone out there, logically.

For Edgeworth: ...Women. It's outright stated by himself (and by other characters, if I recall correctly?) that he doesn't feel anything close to romantic for women, let alone feel willing to date one. Sure, Gumshoe misinterprets him and/or his situation a few times, but ... That's Gumshoe being used for comedic relief. I can only think of one (1) dynamic with a woman where it could reasonably be read as romantic, and Faraday is ... Reading that dynamic as romantic isn't for me, either. (EDIT: I completely forgot about Oldbag. He doesn't reciprocate it, sorry.)

17: What's a book, movie, or show you think [character] would like?

For Phoenix: I can't think of anything other than the common headcanon that he loves Legally Blonde. It's a common headcanon for a reason.

For Franziska: I think she would like The Secret Life of Bees by Sue Monk Kidd...? I'm not 100% sure on this, though. She would probably feel ... angry? distraught? about May, due to how close to home it all hits for her.

For Edgeworth: I'm not sure if he'd be into Pokémon as a whole, and the time it was in theatres + on TV means he probably wouldn't have had the opportunity to see it, but I like to think if he was dragged into seeing 神速のゲノセクトミュウツー覚醒/Genesect and The Legend Awakened, he would have Emotions over it.

22: Give us a headcanon for [character]

For Phoenix: After seeing and experiencing everything he has, I wouldn't be surprised if there were times where he refused things like food and drink that he didn't see prepared himself. Maybe some medicines that he didn't acquire himself, too. It might be paranoia, or it might be reasonable skepticism. Trust is not something he can give so freely, anymore, and we know how ... selective he is about taking clients (defendants who are guilty deserve a lawyer's representation, too).

For Franziska: I think, after everything, Franziska considered changing her last name, and decided to keep it for the symbolism, and out of love, and out of spite. She very clearly loved and respected her father, and he loved her back, but ... after his arrest ... Well. Karma came to collect his debt, and she refused to be held responsible for his actions. She is far more than simply Manfred's daughter.

For Edgeworth: I know the series likes to joke about how much Edgeworth thinks Gumshoe sucks and should have a miniscule salary, but ... I believe he genuinely thinks of Gumshoe as a friend. Gumshoe is kind and helpful and genuinely respectful to him, and there are moments where he reciprocates that. I think about how Gumshoe was likely the only person he trusted to tell the truth during the time when he “chose death” a lot.

#frostfire originals #frostfire asks #← I can't even remember if this is my tag for it. Fuck.#ace attorney tag #I apologise if this shows up in any main tags/topics. It has a bit of negativity due to the nature of the first prompt asked.#ask game tag #aa2 spoilers #aa3 spoilers #frostfire dialogue

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its... its... its marchm.... its march OFF anon... u can keep calling me march if u want. or rowan.. im not picky.. i have many names.. i keep writing these when im very tired and i get super rambly,, forgive me..

idk i think enemies to lovers is just .. i get too angry... when they're actually enemies.. im the type to REALLY hold a grudge and like. file away every single wrong done to me.. and i cant help but also do that with fictional characters. yeah i swear im healthy... i swear... YOUD DO THAT FOR ME?? and how ... how could i ever repay u.. but actually do whatever u want!! i do Not Like telling ppl what to do LMAO because i hate it when its done to me (i might have a bit of pda autism). if u did hanyagellan fanfic for me i would be eternally grateful and probably Die. but if u didnt i would be perfectly fine :)

i forgot kidd doesnt really appear much til wano .. i read wano ages ago so he is just like . a permanent member in my brain now. i think of him and luffy and law as a trio and then i remember that wait.. it was only luffy and law for the longest time... anyways hes awesome. he definitely has tits to rival zoro. and killer is also awesome.. i love killer. in my head killer is a very nice sweet guy. and then i remember his name is apparently massacre soldier killer. and that kidd and his crew murder innocent people. and its like oh right ... theyre not just.. funny little guys ... they're evil funny little guys... also kidd is SCOTTISH?? imagine him with that accent. wonderful. perfect. it suits him so well.

ive seen t4t frobin and i do Love it. i do.. i also love tjem as just wonderful allies. idk either way theyre lovely

i also read on tcbscans!!! i dont really read the comments all that much (shockingly, because i love to read comments on other platforms) but IM SO GLAD!! UVE HEARD IT!!!

oda has..... a Problem.... looks at mitsutoshi shimabukuro and nobuhiro watsuki. (pedophiles he has supported) anyways yeah it's like . its .. its so disgusting. i loved kyros so much and like . it was ruined!!! it was ruined for me!!! WHY in my favorite arc. i think its valid to count shirahoshi. there is literally no reason to make it so the underage characters are supposed be attractive. they did it with rebecca too,, like she couldve easily just worn leather or something under her armor. but she didnt. shes supposed to be sexy. as a 16 year old. and actually it gets worse later in the story!! so look forward to that!! /s

MORE TONIGHT HELL YEAH!!!! (by the time i finish writing this u will probably have already read the chapters LOL). i actually adore chiffon and lola (i saw u talk abt this so..) and i also think its bc theyre not meant to be attractive. oda can only write women well when theyre not supposed to be sexy (im exaggerating bc nami and robin are well written, its just. theyre not as dynamic and interesting after the time skip). also i Love bege and chiffons weird little baby . he has stubble . wonderful. i love that bege baby talks to him unashamedly. an actually good father in one piece?? its rare but it DOES happen!!

i actually watched the first episode of the live action today!!! and yeah i decided i do NOT like mackenyu's acting as zoro. i dont really blame mackenyu for it bc i assume its an issue with the producers or writers or whatever wanting to make him more badass,, but i kind of cant stand it. he has the cool guy vocal fry.... i hate it... i hate that. i looked up videos of mackenyu in like. regular settings! and he seems like a genuinely cool person!! i think if he could channel his regular energy into zoro more.. it would be perfect . i would say that is the perfect zoro. to be fair though he could relax a bit with the cool guy thing later on in the show and i just don't know it yet bc i only watched episode one (holding out hope that thats what happens). overall . besides my issues with zoro being too cool n serious and monotone.. it was actually really enjoyable!! the kobylu moment where theyre stargazing together?? hello??? hello???? for the record i dont really ship kobylu but i do enjoy the ship.. does that distinction make sense.. i hope it does. and also zoro has freckles. i cant get over that... freckles ... he has freckles.. there r a few choices i didnt like (that i cant remember rn) but it was a fun watch!!!!

I WOULD SHOW U BUT . BUT ITS JUST .. ITS JUST HER HEAD .. I DIDNT DRAW SHOULDERS OR ANYTHING... i just wanted to get down my most basic of ideas .. i swear the moment i draw a fem sanji im happy with.... u will see her.

haha.. so dada.. and . abrina.. am..abro.. abromava.. marina abromavia.. abromavic of him . yeah. so dada and marina abromavic of him . ok but i looked up marina abromavic and!! "rest energy" i know that one!! (thats all i know.. though dada looks familiar)

i love the secret freaks

"[eyebags the size of dinner plates]" is so funny,, i always wanted to move house as a child . just once. i thought it was very cool and trendy when people in my class said they were moving. and also i didnt like my neighborhood (i still dont). i know now that moving is not what i had thought it to be. as a child.

very soon!! (now)

i definitely played games online as a kid but i also like. was on websites i should not have been on (deviantart) as young as 10. my old youtube comments arent that bad to look back on, sometimes theyre kind of funny, but i imagine finding any of my old accounts on any other website would be very upsetting 😭. i dont know if i ever deleted my accounts or if theyre all still out there . for me to come across at any time. (though i doubt i ever will, considering i havent in the 10+ years since)

i also try not to put anything else out there, but sometimes i (stupidly . very stupidly) decide to just. not care that much. i have just accepted that people have probably found photos of me as a child online (not that i remember posting anything from before i was like 15 but. still) and i. just live with the constant assumption that i am being watched. im a very paranoid person sometimes so i know if i stress out about whatever is online about me it will literally turn into an existential crisis

uhh thats all kind of (really) heavy sorry about that!!

tbh with anime... betrayal is always possible. i started an anime called usagi drop a few years ago and then stopped because i. got bored? maybe? and whoops, turns out they have a romantic relationship. thank god i dropped it

i was actually looking up vocaloid stuff yesterday.. learning The History (i was watching kaito x gakupo mmd's) and i found out nyan cat?? was vocaloid?? originally?? and the version that got popular was utauloid?? i used to play 10 hour nyan cat videos on the tv. this was a monumental discovery. i love finding out that niche internet communities are like . the beginning . of a huge internet meme.. its seriously so interesting. plus i recognized a lot of older popular vocaloid songs!! i had no idea it had seeped so much into my life . without me knowing it.

i was kind of tempted to go see kikuo and bo en live!! im kind of?? a bo en fan?? i listened to that song that was in omori before omori was out (i still dont really know what omori is) and i like a few other songs by them but im not really someone who likes musical artists. i just like a few songs,, or one song,, from an artist,, and then nothing else. i do like quite a few of kikuo's songs though!! most of all i was just tempted bc the timing was right and i noticed they were coming to a city nearby. didnt end up going bc i couldnt justify it!! did u have a good time!? also i saw the miku expo experience,, in portland.. where they just got what was visibly just,, a tv. even as someone who is a Beginner vocaloid fan.. that is so disappointing

my aphantasia isnt really that bad and its not something i notice most of the time, so it doesn't really get in the way. i kind of think it might help me in art because i dont get stuck on the blank canvas part, trying to picture what to draw? idk ive heard a lot of ppl talk abt that being a struggle. i just jump right into it since i cant come up with anything most of the time anyways. other times tho i can picture things very clearly.. i think part of the aphantasia is just that i have autism. and adhd. and i cant concentrate well enough to picture things a lot of the time, especially when i actually want to. most of the time the things i successfully picture are involuntary

i dont know why they dont anymore but no!! they dont!! i havent actually tried to look up the reason or if this is a permanent thing. i should.. it might also just be that its not being scanned or its not included in digital files.. idk . any number of things. ok i checked and i found a translation on reddit of the volume 107 sbs, but its not in the tcb scans . so i have to assume its just that they dont have the scans for the sbs, and oda is still doing it consistently?? either way its not easy to find

oda canon skin tones should be IGNORED.. too boring... as for the women. he has literally devolved. nami and robin pre timeskip... come back... please.

i get posts u reblogged from like. the beginning of march.. sometimes.. that feels like ages ago... i actually want to interact with a lot of the things u reblog bc theyre good.. and half of it is stuff i mean to reblog anyways but havent. but i dont wanna spam u. and i definitely would spam u. on accident. but still..

idk if u use tiktok at all (i didnt used to but i have been zoomerpilled or whatever the kids would say ..) but there was an audio that got pretty popular that's like. "you can call me anything! you can even call me dookie! ...... NEVER CALL ME DOOKIE!!" and THAT WAS IVA IN IMPEL DOWN!! anyways watching that scene in impel down as a kid.. was very influential. it probably is why i identified as genderfluid for a bit?? i had never really seen any trans characters before or met any trans people in real life. so when i saw . trans characters. i was like wow... u can do that? thats allowed? it was mindblowing. picture me with big sparkly eyes full of wonder.

"transgenderism is a thrilling character trait" is extremely funny wording. i think he HAS done some research (it shows in his most recent trans characters, my issues with yamato aside) but when he made the newkamas.... yeah.... i dont know if he really thought about what kind of life experiences they would have. as trans people. or whether he was even portraying them well. it really was just "hey this would be a funny character.." and then there they were.

i love all 3 of the fishman princes and actually i am very thankful the other 2 (i can never remember their names... ryuboshi and.. something.. sorry guys..) arent just like . The same character copy and pasted. but i agree!! that moment broke my heart. u poor kids :(. ive never seen d gray man so this was probably (?) my first introduction to noahs ark in . anime,, manga. im rly excited for whenever the scene will be. where everyone boards.. and .. idk .. is led to the dawn of the new world.. or whatever they say is supposed to happen

YEAH I WANT TEENAGE CHOPPER!!! he can still be a wholesome guy but please .. please.. treat him a LITTLE BIT like .. a teenager.. the teenager he is. i love horn point chopper . i wish we could see all his forms a bit more. i also wish for more chopper angst like .. i loved when they fought aokiji right before water 7 because it had a really great chopper moment. he was directing the other crewmates on what to do and it was so high tension and emotional,,, i miss that.

ok i agree zoro getting lost is timeless. i see jokes abt it everywhere and i dont even mind. i didnt like nami's slapstick joke in the beginning but ive kinda become neutral about it. i dont find it funny but i dont dislike it either. brook panties joke is gross ... gross old man. but i thought it was very funny when he asked camie for money because she didnt have any panties. making him from a creep into just a pathetic old guy would be funny imo. actually i do like brook's skull jokes mostly bc theyre so lame. im a fan of jokes so bad theyre good. and now 80% of the time he gets ignored... and i find that funnier. ill laugh at ur jokes brook.. i swear... ill laugh.

literally the whole setting of water 7 was so interesting and cool and . i adored it. the aqua laguna,, part of the city being underwater bc the water level keeps rising. the canals!! the water horses!! its all so fun. i actually do love the frobin moments in enies lobby, and i love kaku, and i love the "i want to live" moment, but other than that i dont have much i found super exciting.. oh and the moment with the merry at the end of it. that broke me . why give me hope and then rip it away from me!! oda always does this. /pos though.

what about,,, sanji except he wears colored contacts sometimes just to confuse the crew. "your eyes were brown yesterday what the fuck happened??"

"[clanging my sanji gavel] order in the court" SANJI GAVEL,,,, THATS FUNNY

"if there’s multiple types of conqueror’s haki it it like..all based on one guy? one original conqueror ?? and who was it…" ough ur so smart for this.. i never considered that..

zoro is Definitely favored with op stuff. i do think he is usually considered second mate so its like... kind of fair imo? but at the same time... yeah... oda could spread the wealth a little. make everyone else have more development rather than just focusing on zoro.

i see ur shanks argument and i counter with all humans are ugly sometimes.. that picture is fantastic though hes really ratting it up

cora and doflamingo are so giant .. and they came from 2 very normal sized parents. maybe its their diet...?? no but.. they were extremely poor for several years... idk one piece is so wild. like what do u mean geko moria is just a regular human. hes not even a different race... he just grew like that.. i think its funny to imagine the evil characters feeling awkward because they dont have a seat and just .. crossing their arms and pretending to be cool. i didnt see that doflamingo post but i looked it up and he really is like a cat. birdcat.. catbird.. sitting right in the middle.

i dont know if i ever have moments where i think "luffy wouldnt do this" because honestly i dont think im very good at character analysis. i really struggle to feel connected to and like i understand people or characters,, maybe its just because i tend to assume theres depth where there might not be. or maybe i just severely underestimate myself LOL. but i do 100000% agree oda should take notes from his own character... like luffy is so non judgemental and. idk. hes so easy to aspire to be like. everyone could benefit from being like luffy or having someone like luffy in their life. i completely agree that he doesnt acknowledge? accept? understand? gender roles. and this is why luffy is genderfluid /hj. but yes i get u!!!

im so glad we have come to a mutual understanding about cannibalism. i am joining u.

THE LUFFY IMAGE.. ok im coming

ok ur headcanons..

i headcanon lesbian sanji . until i see sanuso... and then... i lose all strength in my beliefs .... sanji is a transfem bisexual and she is dating usopp. <- i find it funny that im like that bc i was hardcore like "sanji is a lesbian." "i wont ship usopp with anyone bc of kaya" (i dont like shipping characters when i think theyll end up with another character bc i am very sensitive to disappointment) and i have thrown my beliefs out the window bc i love sanuso so much. also do u have a screenshot or anything of the sbs question bc i dont remember seeing that /gen. i want to see.. i want to see the bisexuality with my own eyes...

i agree zoro is gay. i also have recently been converted to the zoro is transmasc .. train? what . u know what i mean hopefully. i also dont ship zolu bc luffy is hardcore aroace (and if i shipped him with anyone it would be koby as a mostly one sided thing) but they do have a fun relationship and i enjoy seeing zolu content.. tbh im not picky abt shipping most of the time as long as it isnt proship. most ships im just like "i understand the appeal" and dont have many feelings beyond that

lesbian nami is so true. i understand it after rereading.. i see the gay in her.

i think i mentioned t4t frobin earlier in the post but yeah,, even as cishet allies theyre wonderful.. good people. cute couple.

i see straight usopp and i also see bi usopp. no matter what ,,, he likes women for sure. i also saw transmasc usopp and i actually love it.. transmasc usopp.

brook could be anything tbh. i dont really have strong opinions abt his sexuality but i enjoy bisexual brook. its even alliterative!!

chopper is a reindeer... a BI, TRANS reindeer

ok ur too educated and cultured for me... i know zorro and rudolph and pinocchio but i honestly dont know the rest. i live under a rock and dont usually bother to learn about new things (unless its like. current events. or any of my niche interests)

i actually adore rudolph though and yeah when i realized chopper is rudolph . i was very excited. the rudolph the red-nosed reindeer from 1964 is my favorite christmas movie ever. i genuinely adore it. also im pretty sure the person who made that movie is lgbtq and purposefully put lgbtq themes into the movie. i always felt a connection to rudolph bc my child mind thought of him as trans and gay without really realizing that was what i assumed him to be lmao. i dont remember if the lgbtq themes actually involve rudolph himself but thats who i identified with as a kid and i will stick by it. anyways that is why chopper is transmasc and bi in my headcanons haha

uhhh uhhhh.. to end the message..

OH SHIT OFF ANON!!! do u know how funny it would have been if u came off anon and i was thinking u were a completely different blog somehow. i would have cried

ur reasoning for not liking enemies to lovers is very valid but i laughed thinking about zosan making out or something and ur just standing there like NO…..YOU SHOULD BE ANGRY,.,...KILL!!!

i really doubt i will have the time to write hanyagellan but it sounds so novelty and fun that IDK MAYBE SOMEDAY N FSVNF DC

I HAVE LITERALLY TALKED ABOUT HOW KID LAW AND LUFFY ARE SUPPOSED TO BE THE MAIN 3 OF THE WORST GENERATION BUT ITS MOSTLY JUST LUFFY AND LAW AND THEN KIDD’S THERE LIKE 🧍”me and you and you and me and you and your friend steve”

i have only really seen fanon killer which yea does not give the murder of innocents vibe but you know what. thats ok sometimes silly happy little guys are just murderers and thats ok- no i literally did not. realize kids crew did that. LMFAO well i like doffy so clearly this isnt gonna change much for me. but scottish kid…thats fuckign PERFECCT …KIDD….KID MY BELOVED

oh yeah oda’s weird pedo tendencies are uhh 100% my least favorite thing about him. the sexualization of the 16 year olds usually makes me have to pause for that day and come back later cause it just ruins it for me. WHAT DO U MEAN IT GETS WORSE 😭😭😭 NOOOOOO

ur absolutely correct btw. abt how his well-written women have to be ugly. dnf,mvcd like yea nami and robin exist but they have been a bit sidelined in terms of development meanwhile the characters that are both sexualized and well written…i can barely pay attention to their writing bc it feels undermined by the intense sexualization.

bege’s baby is terrible. irs terrible i hate it. but it makes me laugh so hard. although bege doing the baby voice and cooing over his baby was very cute and i DID love that LMAO

RIP MACKENYU ZORO…YOU TRIED I GUESS..yea i think the showrunner was maybe thinking too much about post timeskip zoro while also trying to amplify his coolness and it just came off as. trying way too hard. i think he has a few better moments but also the Too Edgy moments continue so its a mixed bag. though zoro’s characterization seems to be one of the major criticisms ive seen across the board so maybe they’ll lighten him up for season 2. also koby is so perfect in the live action. him and luffy are adorable. i dont ship it either but i can see the vision. they were damn cute ps. they had exactly one f-word pass for season one and they gave it to zoro but like. in the most hilarious throw away line ever. however this means in at least one piece of one piece canon zoro has said fuck.

trades you hanyagellan fanfiction for the transji drawing (im kidding, dont worry abt it!!)

“haha.. so dada.. and . abrina.. am..abro.. abromava.. marina abromavia” luffy trying to pronounce the name of someone he doesnt care about be like

oh yea i definitely have a million accounts on random website that like. i dont even remember. once i tried to see if there was some kind of website or plug in or tool to put in your email address and find any accounts linked to it so i could delete them but i didnt really find what i was looking for which is crazy. like i have a fuckin nico nico douga account from when i used to watch vocaloid videos on there. the website is entirely in japanese. insane

and about the "heavy" internet stuff NO UR GOOD im in a similar boat and i just. choose not to think about it too hard. blissful ignorance

YES YES IVE HEARD OF USAGI DROP. FOR THAT VERY REASON. I THINK WHEN YASHAHIME STARTED AND WE DIDNT KNOW WHO THE MOM OF SESSHOMARU’S CHILDREN WERE EVERYONE WAS LIKE PRAYING IT WASNT RIN INCLUDING ME BUT I REMEMBERED THAT RUMIKO AT ONE POINT MENTIONED LIKING USAGI DROP AND I WAS LIKE. its so jover you guys

“i was actually looking up vocaloid stuff yesterday.. learning The History (i was watching kaito x gakupo mmd's)” KSDNNLKSM

yea!! nyan cat was an utau called momo i think? the nyan cat creator is actually here on tumblr lmao. i found them a couple years ago and was like holy shit… @ prguitarman. also the vocaloid oliver voices puppycat in bee and puppycat! and a vocaloid song actually mde it into a MARVEL MOVIE?? that one fucking sent me. its this one and it isnt even just miku whos the most mainstream its like. so many of them. we’re doing it u guys

yea most of my favs are the classics!! i could link my vocaloid megaplaylist but its. long. i only went bc i was like ‘THIS IS MY ONLY CHANCE TO SEE ANYTHING LIKE A VOCALOID CONCERT IN PERSON KIKUO MIGHT NEVER COME TO THE US AGAIN” and i had to have a friend drive me all the way to chicago for it (I Dont Live In Chicago) but it was worth it. i had one of the most fun times of my life lmao. i was JAMMIN. ive heard about the miku expo thign lmao. i think its bc miku is at coachella this weekend (?) or whatever so they might have taken her hologram tech there instead. LAME!

my other friends with aphantasia are artists as well so clearly it doesnt stop yall 💪 i do struggle with the blank canvas part lmao. but mostly i think i just find starting to be the hardest part of anything.

i think 90% of what oda says should be ignored LMAO. MY STORY NOW!! half joking. maybe a little more than half. when the live action cast talks about how much they respect him and how cool meeting and talking to him was i almost feel bad bc he seems like a kind and goofy guy a lot of the time, but oof, man really needs to evaluate his biases…

tumblr putting posts from early march on ur dash..

why does it do that. i hate that it does that. sometimes i post things and then purposely bury them with other posts so no one sees. TUMBLR PLEASE JUST SHOW MY SHIT IN ORDER

feel free to spam me i do it to other ppl all the time and i dont care at all lmao

I DONT USE TIKTOK (i did for a couple years in college but not anymore) BUT I . DFJNDKL. I ONLY KIND OF KNEW ABOUT THIS BC MY FRIEND SENT ME A REEL OF IT ON INSTAGRAM BUT I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS PRETTY POPULAR??? THATS SO FUN LMAO I LOVE IVA. THEY DESERVE THE FAME. ivankov being ur trans egg break is so weird to me bc it feels so recent but yea impel down came out in 2008 or 9….and also like. do you think oda knows. what he did. KDNFSJ if they bring sbs back (?) u should just sent in a letter like “oda thank u for showing me ivankov u made me realize i was nonbinary 👍” i wanna see what he says fkjvndkj

just now realizing how funny "transgenderism is a thrilling character trait" is thank you for that HAHA. i think he has done at least a little now (and iva is apparently based not only on dr frankenfurter but also a drag queen he knew irl?) but yea back then he needed. uh. a bit more. funny character was pretty much the extent of it. i mean he treated bon clay fairly well from all the way back in alabasta but sometimes i think about how bon clay’s jacket just says “OKAMA” on the back and it can. sometimes be considered a slur? i mean. would i wear a giant jacket that said fag on the back……yes duh. but like tHATS NOT THE POINT, and not everyone is okay w that!!

i remembered manboshi but not ryuboshi. 2gether we can remember the fishman royal family LMAO. god what was noahs ark supposed to be. i think it was supposed to take all of fishman island to the surface?? maybe. but i feel like it was more plot relevant than that. like poneglyph’s and gold roger were involved somehow. idk man im trusting oda to fit everything in before he ends the dang manga

i forget about the camie scene EVERY SINGLE TIME and EVERY SINGLE TIME i expect him to say panties and when he says money i always LOSE IT especially bc in the dub he sounds like mr krabs in that moment 😭

speaking of the water horses can we talk about how franky’s were named SODOM AND GOMORRAH. KDSFND. i made a comic about it that was probably too niche for most people to understand bc u have to have knowledge of dorian electra and also drag race and also the fact that those two random animal characters were named sodom and gomorrah.

SANJI WEARING COLORED CONTACTS TO FUCK WITH THE CREW XFKDJ. i can see him doing this but only to zoro. to piss him off. usopp’s in on it probably

i need a damn sanji gavel. someone on twitter goes by “ceo of sanji” and everyday i am jealous that i did not think of it first

people (dudebro powerscalers) always talk about whether zoro or sanji is stronger and i know oda has said/implied several times that theyre supposed to be different but equal but i mean. there’s quite a few small hints that zoro is supposed to be stronger. imo. as a sanji fan i must admit this. i mean making him taller by only 1 entire cm post timeskip. oda u were evil for that

“maybe its their diet?” its the crack cocaine - KJDNFSDO no that wouldnt make sense for cora but yea why. why are they so tall. i really think its just the weird way the world works. again i will blame gravity. bc im in the middle of big mom’s backstory rn and shes HUGE but ?? apparently not a giant?? SHE WAS JUST BIG??

tbh im not the best at character analysis either. i just read/watch/consume a lot of it and then parrot what i heard other ppl say to some degree (if it was supported by the text and had evidence and didnt seem . wrong. like i still evaluate it) but im bad about doing it myself. truthfully this probably stemmed from all those vocaloid videos i watched as a kid with insane strorylines that i always had to just go to the comments to have them explained to me. the songs being in japanese did not help 💀

i am not a multishipper bc i commit hard to one thing so i dont like most other sanji ships but sanuso gets a pass bc its very cute. lesbian sanji is beautiful. and yea im a little picky but as long as it isnt proship! go for it!!

i will do you one better and give u a link to the SBS + a translator who looked at the question.

AND IM THE SAME WAY i dont think its bc im sensitive to disappointment (well. i am actually but. in this case thats not the main reason) but because i like to think of the closest way i can get what i want with it being…realistic. thats the only reason i dont HC every single strawhat as gay in some way cause i was like i know oda would not. but i can meet him halfway. oda hear me out. 50% WE CAN DO 50%

TRANSMASC ZORO HITS SO DIFFERENT I AM WITH YOU THERE. part of it may be one of my closest friends is transmasc and has loved zoro forever so in my heart im like. yes. zoro is trans. for my friend. but also ive read quite a few trans zoro fics (i’d link them but theyre all zosan. Im Sorry) and the twist it puts on his relationship with kuina…is so cool. actually i take it back, just read this summary from neonglaceon on AO3:

JBSHJDKS IM REALLY NOT THAT CULTURED TRUST ME. if u havent seen the matilda movie…u should its a nostalgic childhood movie for me. its got danny devito…yea. and i only know cyrano de bergerac bc i saw it performed at a local university and goddd it was my first time seeing live theatre and i was. ENTRANCED

YOU KNOW WHAT? YEA. TRANS GAY RUDOLPH. HE’S AN OUTCAST LIKE US OK!! i will take any allegory for someone being an outcast/social pariah and be like “oh so gay allegory? so gay coding?”

ok but t4t frobin and chopper their little trans son…stop thats so cute

so glad to see u can send images now. i will close off by asking 1. any fav op content creators/artists/blogs?

and give u this image

#asks #replies #march anon #but ...urnot anon anymore #aarghstop #long post

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matchadobo · 1 year ago

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Hi there! I was wondering if I could request Eustass Kid x reader where reader is the only person he is soft for? Like he drops the whole tough guy act when reader is around. Just something about them makes him calm down. Thank you!

-🪶

KIDD; calm to his storm

wc: 814 summary: after getting into a heated fight with crew, name checks on kidd. warning/s: all fluff!!

"kidd?" you peeked over the doorframe of his workshop. you found him hunched over his couch, elbows resting on his knees, hands clasped together, and brows knitted as he heaved frustrated sighs out his nose. "hey, i heard you're having a hard time with the crew." you scooted over to sit beside him.

"those fuckin' idiots don't get it." he mumbled through his nose, not budging from his pissed state. "we have fuckin' boundaries, why'd they go an extra mile to cross the line that we are not playing house and we're a goddamn crew?"

"yeah, i heard about what happened." you rubbed on his back, "don't you wanna get some fresh air first? calm down a bit, hm?" you suggested, looking up at his fiery eyes. you saw how his gaze softened, body relaxing with your touch.

"nah, i'd explode when i see their fuckin' faces once i got out." he leaned back, crossing his arms along the way. "i'd rather shut my fuckin' self in here."

there was silence, it wasn't uncomfortable but you figured you should leave him alone. let his thoughts breathe for a moment.

"if that's the case, i'll leave you be-" you pulled yourself up from his sinking couch, only to be pulled back again. this time, he had his human arm around you. he buried you close to his chest where you felt how rapid his heartbeat was.

"don't." he sighed deeply when he felt your warmth in his chest. "need you here, close."

"so you'd shut me in here with you?" you looked up at him from behind.

"aye. you complainin'?" his hug got tighter, hands making its way inside your shirt. he breathed in your scent, relishing on the aroma of your perfume. he's got you between his arms and legs. his human hand was now settled on your thigh, rubbing the surface of your skin back and forth while pinching some parts playfully along the way. you felt the now steady beat of his heart against your back as it matched the ticking of the antique clock on his workshop. "you just bathe?"

"yeah. it's really hot." you replied. "i used the body wash you gifted me." you played with your fingers.

"smells pretty, i knew it'd suit a little rose like you." he chuckled lightly, placing his nose on your head. "you're so warm, i can fall asleep like this."

"really?" you shifted a bit to look up at him. "we can do that if you want."

"you know what i'd really want?"

"tell me."

he intertwined his fingers with red-laquered nails with yours. kissing the back of your palm and admiring the lip print he left. "in the far future, once we'd attain my dream. i'd like to have a family with you. i'd like to come home with you and the brats we made. i'd like to raise them in a world i'll make when i become pirate king. i'd like to watch you and i become old as fuck, seeing our brats grow up. i'd like to wear this ring," he raised his hand, ring finger adorned with the gold-plated ring he made for you and him when you two officially tied the knot. "until we die. and i'd like to have my grave next to yours, on that hill we met. that's what i want the most."

you felt your heart swell with his words. tears fell from your eyes without you realizing. your lip quivered as you try and catch your breath. you were at loss for words. since when did he learned words like this? since when did he learn to plan so far ahead? since when did he want a family?

you'd known him as a head first, go-with-the-flow, focus-on-the-present kind of guy. so all of this was a goddamn enigma for you. he sounded so genuine you had to look back if it was someone else speaking. but you know his voice all to well that those words belong to him, straight from his heart. from the way he holds you, from how his chest was rabbiting with each second, and from how his lips never left the skin on your neck.

"k-kidd i.."

"didn't mean to overshare, goddamn it." he ran a hand through his locks. "now i forgot why i'm fuckin' angry." he laughed a little.

you stood up. bent down to his level and pressed a kiss on his forehead. "i'd make it all come true, i'd be with you every step of the way."

he hugged you by your waist, burying his face on your stomach. "if it weren't for you, i woulda died from too much fuckin' stress in this crew. there's somethin' too precious about you that you just bring out the sap in me."

"you just love me so damn much, that's it."

"wouldn't argue on that, sweetness."

hellloooo to the person who requested >< ty for your requestttt but OMG i hope i did this justice, did i follow the rqst??? i added a lil bit of situation so i can elaborate ueueueue my christmas break has started!!!

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ah shit twas bc I was at my uncles over the weekend and didn't see!! here we are: 1, 2, 4, 12, 13, 16, 17, 19 ;), 22, 24

thank you !! noble soul

1. how many books did you read this year?

42 that I finished! a few more that I did not

2. any books you reread?

I reread aristotle & dante discover the secrets of the universe because I wanted to prepare for the sequel

4. did you discover any new authors you loved this year?

I'd only read another country by james baldwin and this year I read three more books by him, so not new but definitely more intensely

12. books that disappointed you

I already said one but actually I will also add ari & dante 2 because I just remembered how disappointing it was.

13. least favourite books of the year

- the bitch doctrine, laurie penny

- the book of longings, sue monk kidd

- behind her eyes, sarah pinborough (the most genuinely, laugh out loud suddenly in a twist ending homophobic book I have ever read)

16. most over-hyped book you read this year

normal people by sally rooney. I don't think I need to explain

17. surprisingly good books?

calypso by david sedaris really stayed with me just because, like, I really dislike david sedaris as a person based on his books but I got calypso on a whim and I really enjoyed it even though I still think he's a bad person

19. did you use your library card? ( ;) )

yes, I used your library card... collectively, toronto, indianapolis, and berlin keep me in books and my name is on none of those cards. thanks for being my plug for the tpl

24. DNF's?

oh I started a million books I didn't finish unfortunately. still working on retour à reims and moby dick. stalled out in the absolute book by elizabeth knox and jonathan strange and mr norrell, which I also have every intention of finishing 😭 I'm about a quarter of the way through ancestor trouble by maud newton, not sure if I'll finish that... won't finish how should a person be by sheila heti because it was atrocious. uhh true story by danielle j. lindemann also quite stupid, won't be finishing that, the poppy wars by r. f. kuang... definitely going to return to jacob's room by virginia woolf... mess

#janna tag

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libidomechanica · 4 months ago

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“And who saw in suffer her thirty year the wrong”

A tanka sequence

Outside of inside your ruin’d again, which he wood. And who saw in suffer her thirty year the wrong! The can be he best pleasure?

So little eye hath was happing absence of the moment’s foreign stole better. Never can please. Next day when I recognize you.

III

Helpless, Mercy, pity as its lonely we. His stilly branch the combine, which make men adore these? She sea, the moon hateful cloud.

Of the maples for he side and but want of the steal dead: then of eyes there is a wayle heart. Let me loves, here the barbershop.

How quiet take—best fro their chief and makes in slow circumstancy contend. The bloomin’ and light: and I’ll both will luck on the heard.

Spirit meet the youngest; the bare; but Calvary— O Yonge fast he cancell’d thy bear takes a haze of loue to my Mother circle.

VII

Belief has been gone, but pyping lips to makes him in the wide lean toward very large, wanting together the vale. Enjoy, give me?

VIII

Do you, you hast the sing when my love my reason, yea, hungry, and maidenly fedde. What thy hearts in a might dale, old Susan Gale.

Down thy heard, brooding. Gone with wondrous sweet it lies, no hand. A crocus too deed to gives on me He with garland loue the moon.

His of Cupid a ponder. Head and Evil. Clawed in her name. And that sad tears: and of him? And thother, no needs of Arcady?

And lace for ever her eyes glory, to me, my cold, and, curl. Of wrong is death, and to die if she stream of joy. Charley snarling.

XII

So they drest? Thou are, ye’ll crack him, untested my wrath shelter, to governs me frae his joy. As been their eye: yes; and some way ring?

XIII

—Soon-tints doen, where many days, oh, how he cattle he knowne, and then should that is hands, thou Menalcas, that meant night like raise. The vice.

XIV

But scorne of us will not they burr, burr—now Johnny took sometimes the moon in wonderful; it is my chin, your rhyme, were slick-faced.

Jealous sky do melt, dost walking head and blood. And round and trim, what in thy teeth of his own visions to be anchor falshode more.

XVI

Here we sense, weenin’, sae ye must: so be your terrors of insolence bid me their false pate. When like genuine, tho’ the devil.

XVII

Cried next day over mad; mad in a springs as one: there is gifts. Thy fireweed flame playing in the four tomato’s still Day!

XVIII

Dismantled, he wide; the line, remembers breath our eares would me when, eu’n of Patience, which of wedding. Like in itself with sleep.

XIX

With is measure his may staff. The wee the moonlight around us as if no partly forces, that the springs because of him?

Won. Resting, our coffee pot you may be, but when your rhymed in what will beleeue me, whom she and fire, to windowes my Johnny sooth!

XXI

Stella, in their fears; then comes and her grow. Next day nor lost all to me; then shepheards, she wayle here, sick, and the plague are the Kidde.

XXII

Be here threading haven’t mad purple season. To seven fox-kits cunning, the springs, quickly vnder bleach. Since, it in Wine, or me.

XXIII

There is slack; now but aye thus to see rail and he rein? The scents about thirty mine eyes have often make fast forests and I do?

XXIV

Is a soul contend. On your tomb already morning thy wrist, the water you’ll gallop on fountain, and my dispraise has he spard?

XXV

And she thee; how she’s decline from me ances return! And never then bird of she tooke: well asked to help my bondslave it half-closed.

XXVI

Like glowing I sooner but all. Whenever significancel, to my mounds of lovers life’s bliss frozen,—o dool on my kind.

XXVII

Doubt—now thee, that the Doctor, like to open, won’t. To the should brass and has been fair of sorts, that so preuelie, but old Tempus will swinck.

XXVIII

When of the morrow from worldly and towers, still gently will stand. Forsaking me the clear March night, and Johnny may louely leave.

XXIX

And with others of a lassie does crown, thy beauties of shame and smiling fast and darts, O Moone, still I could lie her. For when home.

XXX

At last, where is in my foe, the shooting up the fire with blood-red by blackness and passed me, that, in me? Know me without can see.

XXXI

And where is misse! Next day tarnished flood turn’d entire, while this time and red fevered and Johnny is gan were is society?

XXXII

And than to my eye, unable crying is. On thy bonier yet to his father Adam first was cutting behind that I Love?

XXXIII

A broken with light? All with me; then his bow, and sunflower fell, that relieued by the pony more the goal yet, dost ten, carried!

XXXIV

Go calm white am I in the Pedlar her face. With a melt, and floor of my soul is, and when I shall a young some a new pan.

XXXV

Therefore Nature: incapable of the life—and farewell! Thou thing, the like the noon’s gray happy Betty a dreadful night but yet.

XXXVI

I would not let you love left. To the cannot refused to asswage: and the luring painter-sections I cannot homely, as head.

XXXVII

Life, and hail a lamb into loathe spider if he did cruell of God, which thought and Pity here then persisting still beleeue meet you can.

#poetry #automatically generated text #Patrick Mooney #Markov chains #Markov chain length: 5 #142 texts #tanka sequence

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