#his full name is Kyle Gerald Broflovski

[methinmycoffee]

I do Not like HUMANCENTiPAD (S15 E1) but it’s not just because it’s really gross, it’s because they picked the wrong boy to not read the terms and conditions. Stan? Never seen them. Kenny? Doesn’t have an iPhone but wouldn’t if he could. Cartman? Okay yeah he definitely reads them because he’s been in so much legal trouble at that point that he reads everything. Okay I’m realizing the options were more limited than they appeared, but Kyle doesn’t not read the terms and conditions. If it was Stan or Butters, then I’d believe it.

Also his Apple ID would not be “69ingChipmunks” it would be like “KyleGBroflovski4” because “What if my parents see it?”

[c0unt-fagu1a]

Kyman Headcanons

Kyle monitors Eric's Twitter/X so he doesn't get banned

They probably watch a shit ton of movies, but Kyle heavily dislikes horror movies, and his least favorite is Human Centipede. They've watched it once, and Kyle hates it. He'd leave the room if Cartman ever tried to get him to watch it again

Kyle sends Eric an alarming amount of Instagram reels/TikToks/dumb shit when he's severely bored

Not entirely Kyman, but Eric is genderfluid (Kyle doesn't care as long as they're both comfortable)

After a while, Eric begins to read the Torah (I think that's the name of the Jewish scripture. Please correct me if I'm wrong) (and when I say after a while, I mean six months to a year)

Eric also thinks about openly converting to Judaism (he does!!)

Shockingly, Eric can cook and bake (he's a housewife fr /j)

They have like 5 million cats (2. It's 2 cats.)

Kyle always steals Eric's clothes because they're "dirty" (he wears them)

Eric wears glasses, and though he hates them, Kyle loves them

It's the same with Kyle's hair– Kyle hates his hair, but Eric is actually obsessed over it.

Kyle calls Eric "Eric" when they're alone but "Cartman" in public. He doesn't use many other pet names

Cartman uses a ton of pet names, and they're mostly obnoxious (Kyle love them)

Eric also loves PDA, whereas Kyle pretty much only likes hand holding and a kiss on the cheek in public

Kyle calling Eric "Cartman" is like your parent saying your full name for them

Cartman overexaggerating absolutely everything in their relationship

Eric is a Zodiac Girl

I suggest (later down the line):

Eric is learning how to make traditional Jewish meals, especially for holidays (like Hanukkah). He comes over one winter to celebrate with the Broflovskis. Makes a perfect Latke or whatever it's called.

Sheila isn't pleased to have him over. Kyle thinks it'll be a disaster.

Sheila is very hesitant to try the latkes. She is pleasantly shocked when it's wonderful

Also, Eric gets along with everyone in the Broflovskis family eventually.

He's a sweet and pleasant boy in front of Sheila. An absolute terror with Ike (they probably bond by gaming together), and he's worse when he and Gerald are trolling people online.

Kyle has no idea what or how Eric is getting along, but he's slightly suspicious of it, nonetheless

Eric and Sheila talk about Kyle's hair all the time.

"He's so handsome. I don't know why my little boy hides his curls."

"I know, Mrs. Broflovski. I keep telling him, but he's just so stubborn."

Everyone thinks that Eric's love language is physical touch (because of how he acts in public) it's actually acts of service

[fayoftheforest]

hey hey!! random question but what do you think kyle's kids are like? or even cartman's kids. i've just been sitting in my little corner with my own little characterizations so i figured might as well break out of my shell a little and ask other ppl what their interpretations are, and ur rlly fun!! :D

Thank you so much for the ask!! I love all your art of Kyle and Cartmans' children very much, it's fantastic :D I thought long and hard, and have come up with these wildly unfounded headcanons for Kyle’s children, partially influenced by kidfics I have read by authors such as Hollycomb and Sekrit (credit to the latter for being the first to name Kyle’s kid Benji!)

Benjamin Bartholemew Broflovski: I’ve always headcanoned Kyle’s middle name as Benjamin. Likewise, I hc Bartholomew is a family name on Gerald’s side, so Kyle wanted to honour that too. Plus, he's a big fan of alliteration :D

Benji is an overachieving, do-no-wrong golden child. He plays a lot of soccer in his youth (watched over by Soccer Mom Kyle) but switches to basketball in high school after a generous growth spurt. He’s also academically gifted, getting great grades in all of his classes. His favourite subject is history, specifically early civilisation. Would you like to know how the ancient Egyptians mummified the dead? Or the process of constructing an ancient Roman road? Well, he’s going to tell you anyway, and the lecture will last no less than two hours, and no, you don’t get a break. The only time that Benji does not exude confidence is when it comes to dating when he's older, wherein he’s a flustered and stuttering mess. He’s got the Bitchless Broflovski curse, I’m afraid 😔

Despite his radiant childhood, he goes through a rebellious phase in his early teen years. He starts to worry that people see him as boring or stuck-up, and so acts out. I doubt he’d go full goth, but maybe he’d get busted for drinking on school property or something, camped out behind the bleachers with some of the Bad Kids. Kyle gets SO MAD that the full name is cracked out: "Benjamin Bartholemew Broflovski!" but Benji figures if it’s pissing his dad off, then he must be doing something right. This behaviour spirals out of control until he has a bit of a scare (someone gets hurt, but not seriously), and after Kyle comes to his rescue, the two have a good ol’ heart to heart and all is well once more :) 

During the brief moment we see him in Post Covid, Benji is shown wearing a kippah, which could indicate that he’s an orthodox Jew. However, Kyle’s lifestyle does not seem to adhere to orthodoxy on the show, and I imagine he’d raise Benji as a reform/liberal Jew, just like I think Kyle is. The kippah could be because they’re at a Denny’s Applebees Max, and some Jews choose to cover their heads when eating, but I believe that, like Gerald, he simply wears his all of the time. As the post-covid conclusion is a utopian vision, Benji has been raised without the same antisemitic bullying that his father experienced, and so has no shame or self-loathing about being Jewish. He’s proud and he’s passionate about his faith!

Ada-May Sheila Broflovski: Kyle strikes me as the kind of guy to name his daughter after a famous feminist figure. Ada is after Ada Lovelace, who’s widely considered to be the first computer programmer! The ‘May’ is a family name, double barreled because he likes the ring to it. Sheila is of course after his mother, who he may have his gripes with, but still loves very dearly.

Ada is a quiet child. Raised in her older brother’s shadow, she’s not as naturally gifted at sports, and despite her namesake struggles quite a lot with math. Kyle loves both his children equally of course, but sometimes he doesn’t know what to make of her, because she’s not very expressive and quite emotionally closed off at times. She really enjoys reading, particularly nonfiction, so Kyle finds ways to connect with her by talking to her about the books she enjoys, and reading her favourites with her.

Ada doesn’t have too many friends whilst growing up, which Kyle stresses over to no end, but she doesn’t mind too much, happy in her own little world. In high school she makes friends with Moisha, Cartman’s son, and they start the school paper together. This kickstarts her passion for photography, as she follows Moisha around with a camera whist he asks people invasive and leading questions. The pair get into a lot of trouble together, and many hijinks ensue. Kyle blames it on Moisha's upbringing by his inept father and secretly misses the days when Ada didn’t have so many friends.

Tzedakah (charity work) is one of the most important commandments that Jews are obligated to observe, and I can see Ada really connecting with this mitzvah. She loves helping people in need, and works on many, many charity drives and events throughout her youth. She inherits a strong sense of justice from her father, and I love the idea of them bonding over this! They volunteer every Wednesday night at a soup kitchen together, and Benji sometimes comes too, making it a family affair :D

So, those are my main headcanons for Benji and Ada at the moment! I’d love to hear anyone else’s thoughts if they’d like to share theirs as well. Thanks for giving me the opportunity to ramble!!

[boxmaster54]

Daniel Broflovski Full Name: Danielson Steven “Daniel”Broflovski Nicknames: Dan or Danny (Levi & Anna), The White Star. Father: Kyle Broflovski Mother: Heidi Turner (Broflovski) Sister: Annabelle “Anna” Broflovski Brother: Levi Broflovski Uncle: Ike Broflovski Grandparents: Gerald Broflovski & Thomas Turner Grandmothers: Sheila Broflovski & Nancy Turner Age: 11 Grade: Fifth Grade Gender: boy Hair: dark red. Clothing: Daniel wears a gray sweater over a blue shirt, black pants, and a dark gray yarmulke. Personality: Daniel is very grateful, fair-minded and cooperative. He gets along with everyone and especially his brother & sister. Daniel and Ivory are best friends who always support each other, listening to one another and helping with each others problems. Hobbies: cooking Likes: sharing, playing along with Levi or Anna’s ideas, pickles and cooking. Dislikes: Derick, Mr. Cartman, Fights, lies and onions. Other Info: He likes to watch scary movies. Ship/Future Ship: None for now.

[basketballandtextbooks]

Kyle Shwartz

Ya’ll are gonna think I’m nuts, but this is my fav Kyle S. hc. So to give some necessary background:

First of all, I hc that Broflovski is Sheila’s maiden name. Honestly, ever since Cleo Broflovski was introduced. Yes, I know it’s possible that she was just very close to her mother in law, but I always felt like Sheila was Cleo’s daughter (also Cleo and Sheila have both family resemblance and similar personalities). Gerald took Sheila’s last name when they got married (because pick a reason, maybe Gerald got into legal trouble in his youth because of his troll-personality or his friendship with Stuart and in order to make sure it doesn’t turn up in a google search, he took his wifes name. being a lawyer does require you looking good to your clients and the jury. or maybe sheila just wanted to keep her last name, I don’t really care why. it’s not that an insane idea that Gerald once had a different last name).

Gerald had one sibling growing up, a sister (who we will henceforth call Alya for convenience sake). He grew up in South Park, he was close friends with Stuart. Sheila grew up in Jersey with her family.

Alya and Stuart began dating in their teens and eventually got married or at least planned to get married. Alya got pregnant with Kevin (yes, Kevin McCormick) and around that time they began to have a lot of relationship trouble.

Alya and Stuart’s relationship is a huge reason for Gerald’s grudge against Stuart.

Stuart started attending cult meetings when Kevin was about two, leaving Kevin largely neglected since Alya was at this point the bread-winner. Stuart cheated on Alya with Carol and with that, Alya moved away.

Gerald went to Jersey for law school and he met Sheila while he was there.

Alya met Murray after she moved, they got married and they had Kyle together.

(fans might note that Murray is listed as ‘murray broflovski, gerald’s brother’ on the wiki page but in the episode where he shows up (Ike’s brisk) he is only introduced as ‘uncle murray’, therefore we don’t know his last name or if he’s an uncle ‘by blood’)

Alya still has partial custody over Kevin which is why he disappears from the narrative sometimes, he’s off spending time with his mom and half brother.

Sometime later after Kenny is born, Stuart and Carol are made aware that no matter how hard they try to conceive a third child, she keeps having miscarriages (because of kenny’s deaths but its dubious whether she remembers this all the time or not). Stuart cheats on Carol with Alya during an indiscretion where both of their marriages are rocky and Karen is conceived.

Karen was mostly raised by Murray and Alya after they made up which is why she doesn’t start living with the McCormick’s until the age of 6. Alya got sick (remember that KyleSchwartz originally started visiting the Broflovski household because his mom is sick) and she either dies or becomes too ill to handle two children, so Karen is sent to live with her father and Kyle Schwartz is frequently sent to spend time with his cousin Kyle.

Gerald is aware that Kevin and Karen are half siblings with Kyle schwartz but he refuses to acknowledge them because he considers them to be bastards. Because Kyle’s constitution is so weak, he’s discouraged from spending time with his half siblings. Kyle Broflovski has no idea that Kevin and Karen are his cousins.

Karen is so attached to her new older brothers because she’s terrified of being sent away again. She’s really scared to approach Kyle Schwartz even though she really misses her lame older half brother. Kevin is also a very sweet older brother to Kyle but they’ve both been forbidden from interacting with him at all and it breaks their hearts because they miss their half sibling. 

So my favorite Kyle Schartz headcanon is: He’s able to rekindle his sibling relationship with Karen and Kevin and they’re happy and cute and Kenny can join in and the four of them are sweet together.

To simplify a bit:

Kevin and Karen are full siblings (Stuart x Alya’s children)

Kenny is the only child of Stuart x Carol (Carol loves all her children and Karen is actually her favorite because she’s always wanted a little girl)

Kyle Schwartz is the son of Murray Schwartz and Alya (gerald’s sister)

Kyle Broflovski’s cousins are: Kevin, Kyle, and Karen

Kenny is half siblings with Kevin and Karen.

[comeondowntosouthparkrpg-blog]

Kyle Broflovski

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in character info

Full name: Kyle Edom Broflovski Birthday: May 26th, 2001 Sexuality, gender, pronouns: bisexual, out, he/him Age and grade: 17 & senior Face claim: Harry Smith Personality: Kyle’s personality is often all over the place. To say he’s temperamental is an understatement, considering how quick to violence and harsh words he is. Perhaps it has to do with his New Jersey heritage, or the stress from the work he puts in, or maybe something else entirely. But the anger is a defining characteristic. Often this leads Kyle to getting into some various fight, be it with his mother or a peer, his wall or a tree when he escapes to the mountains to get away from the irritating people of South Park and forget about shit. Therapy or a yoga class would likely do him good, though Kyle often prefers to take his rage out on something a little harder. Because of his, his slender fingers are crooked and covered in scars from where the skin and bones broke during a fit of punches at a tree or door or brick wall. Or, if he’s lucky, someone’s face. Though Kyle isn’t angry all the time. There are plenty of times where he’s rather calm, such as focused at his desk writing in his various journals, finishing his school work, or reading. Being alone is cathartic, and peaceful. Though Kyle is often content and relaxed when he’s around those he cares about, he has the capabilities of being sweet, though he isn’t really aware of it. He does try, but often when he tries he falls short and hopefully he’ll learn to go with the natural flow and feel his emotions freely without overthinking it.

Which is another huge part of Kyle, thinking everything into oblivion until he’s lost in his own head and finding himself suffocated by his thoughts. Because of this he’s often insecure and paranoid, and desperate to forget about it. Which recently has gotten him into a bit of a sticky spot with someone else.

As well, if there’s one thing Kyle is that could be considered positive, it’s determined. When he knows what he wants, Kyle stops at nothing until he gets it. Case point for him is Yale, refusing to accept any other school that isn’t Ivy League. His classes are plentiful and filling his lunch breaks and several hours after class, leaving him with more than enough credits to have graduated. His determination has put him in various activities such as Student Council, DARE, Mathletes, Basketball and the debate team.

History: Kyle grew up in a fairly stereotypical Jewish household. Well, it was fairly stereotypical until he was ten and discovered his fathers very concerning internet hobby. But aside from that, it was Passover baskets, separate cooking utensils for meat and dairy. Absolutely no bacon. Or ham. Or mixing cheese and meat, which lead to a lot of envy over the other children who were able to eat cheeseburgers. But it wasn’t bad. The Christmas holidays often fell over Hanukkah, and even when they didn’t it was a few weeks off of school to bum around with his friends.

Everything with middle school was a preparation for high school, which was a preparation for college. Kyle worked to be top of every class, finding a taste for black coffee early on to stay up late and stay caffeinated for the school day. It began with sneaking instant coffee from the jar, to spending his allowance at Tweek Tweaks (by far the superior of the options, too). Cream didn’t agree with him, and he had to carefully monitor his diabetes.

As for family, Kyle’s current closest confidant is Ike, his adopted younger brother from the Great White North. Even though the kid was eleven, going on twelve, Kyle could tell he was going to far superior in intellect than he was. There was always the nagging jealousy over it, because Ike was a natural where Kyle just worked. Although Ike would often argue that it was worse, he felt like he had no passion. Kyle just chalked it up to preteen angst, although he wouldn’t doubt if it turned into strong teenage rebellion in a few years. He wouldn’t put it past his kid brother to dismantle governments before college. Now that Kyle was in high school himself, it was a whole new ball game. Or rather, the same game but what felt like a hundred times more stressful. He had no idea what he wanted to do in the future, no set career goal. Which meant Kyle needed to cover all options. The first semester of ninth grade had simply been used to assimilate him. Since the second semester of his first year, Kyle had worked with the guidance counsellor to get as many class credits as he could. Since then, he opted out of his lunch hour to fill it with more classes, and now in eleventh grade didn’t take the allotted study periods. Most used them to piss off school grounds and fuck around the city, but Kyle filled them with more classes. The workload was obscene, and Kyle spent every waking moment studying, working on projects. After school was used for extracurriculars, basketball, track. Kyle needed to cover all grounds. His goal was Yale, Harvard as a second. For what, he didn’t know, he simply knew he wanted to leave this shitty town and go Ivy League.

Anything less was unacceptable.

Headcanons: { 💥 } • Has clear anger issues, and attempts to manage them as best he can. Gives himself self-ratings from 1-5 in his head about it. One being general pissed offedness, three being angry as hell, five being blinding, inandescent black out rage. { 💥 } • Can forgive incredibly easily, but will rarely get over or forget wrongdoings. { 💥 } • Extra as fuck. This is the boy who went to commit murder, would have burnt down the school, and caused Canada to be nuked, after all. { 💥 } • While often portrayed as the logical one, Kyle’s most likely to react with passion as opposed to ration. He’s quick to violence, quick to make rash decsions, only to use reason after or when it doesn’t affect him. Kyle should practice what he preaches, but he tends to be a person that’s “do as I say, not as I do” type person { 💥 } • Always wanting to be bettering himself, which is a mountain he struggles to climb. But he always tries to go at least two steps forward one step back. { 💥 } • Absolutely hates when people put him into a box. He does not revolve around the fact he’s Jewish, he’s more than that, for instance. { 💥 } • Hates that his name means handsome redhead when he’s only one of those things. { 💥 } • Does not have freckles. At all. Do not even say he does. He does, however, have a strawberry shaped birth mark on his butt. { 💥 } • Started writing his anger down in notebooks in fifth grade when people (Eric) started pissing him off. Eventually it just became a good way to try to organize his life and now keeps them as a way to plan schedules, track lists, keep notes, things he’s learned, etc down. A lot of the ones from September have complex starbucks orders written down { 💥 } • Wears reading glasses. { 💥 } • Doesn’t stand for people blaming their actions on mental health problems. He tries to explain his actions as mistakes or poor judgement or decision making. Hates when people make excuses. Doesn’t blame his anger issues on his life, or his health issues, etc. Blames them on the fact he’s just stupid and makes mistakes. { 💥 } • Loves plants and trees. Is a nature freak. { 💥 } • Likely knows the woods better than anyone else in the town. Will be there most of the summers, and weekends in the warmer weather. Goes there to get away from people, and to calm himself down if upset. Has several favourite places. { 💥 } • Drives a 2017 Toyota Prius (White) { 💥 } • Will live and die eating Nutella { 💥 } • Is a fighter, obviously. Has no qualms throwing punches, and doesn’t intend to stop fighting until he’s physically removed from the situation. Kyle needs to have his eye contact actively broken, because he fights like a damn Rottweiler and sees eye contact as a challenge. { 💥 } • has probably the worst style known to man kind, if it’s ugly, he loves it. Specifically enjoys cable knit sweaters and corduroy pants.

Anything else: Family headcanons:

{ 🔥 } • Gerald has taken Sheila’s name. This is because Grandma Broflovski is Sheila’s mother, which means Gerald would have had to have taken Sheila’s last name. She’s a strong independent woman who needs no man but when she did she made him take her name. { 🔥 } • Got pregnant fairly young, and was unmarried, while living with her mother. Because her pregnancy helped Sheila realize she wanted to leave her jersey life, her and Gerald had a shotgun wedding before moving to South Park. { 🔥 } • Sheila had complications with her pregnancy with Kyle, and was no longer likely to have children after Kyle. { 🔥 } • Spent several years trying for another child with treatments before settling on adoption, ending up with a closed adoption and bringing Ike into the family. { 🔥 } • Gerald was once best friends with Stuart McCormick. Ended up resentful. Gerald moved to Jersey to continue his law degree. Gerald and Sheila chose South Park to move to from New Jersey because it was his hometown. { 🔥 } • Gerald, because of his fights with Stuart, thinks Kenny is a no good street rat and hates Kenny hanging around the house. Sheila, however, adores him. Gerald doesn’t complain about him while she’s around, but he has no issue with saying it around Kyle. { 🔥 } • Kyle, as mentioned, is a daddy’s boy. Because of how similar he is to his mother, they often butt heads. Gerald has dealt with this his whole life, and loves his angry wife and son and can handle them both just fine. { 🔥 } • However, Ike is similar to him in many ways, and this can cause Gerald and Ike to be distant to each other. { 🔥 } • Isn’t affectionate with Ike the same was he is Kyle. Sheila is far more affectionate with Ike, where Kyle pulls away. { 🔥 } • Sheila will believe Ike in every lie he says, without question. A lot of her favouritism of him stems from guilt from things like the Canusa War and forgetting his 13th birthday Photograph:

[kyle-brof]

BASICS

full name: kyle matthew broflovski

occupation: philosophy student, unlv. private tutor.

nickname(s): kyle broflovski is the secret identity of the human kite.

age: nineteen

date of birth: 5/26/1999

gender identity: cis-male

preferred pronoun(s): he/him

species: human

sexual orientation: homosexual - need to know basis.

romantic orientation: homoromantic - need to know basis

spoken language(s): english, some spanish

ethnicity: ashkenazi jewish, american

PHYSICAL ATTRIBUTES

face claim: kj apa

height: 5′ 11″ -- kyle grew one full foot between the ages of fifteen and sixteen. you’re an idiot if you think it stopped the “kyle is short” jokes. it just made them nonsensical. 

weight: 180 lbs

body type: extremely average

hair color: violently red. chemically straightened... most of the time.

eye color: greenish brown

accent: general american accent

scars: various bumps, bruises, and blood from one place or another

tattoos: very, very small star of david on the side of his neck. you might think it was a mole

notable physical traits: .injection port in lower abdomen.

PHOBIAS & DISORDERS

phobia(s): deep, haunting existential dread

mental disorder(s): probable anxiety disorder, nothing diagnosed

physical disorder(s): type one diabetes, kidney failure

BACKGROUND

hometown: south park, co

current location: limbo

financial status: student broke

criminal conviction(s): none

RELATIONSHIPS

father: gerald broflovski, lawyer, age 51

mother: sheila broflovski, stay at home mother, age 48

sibling(s): ike broflovski 

significant other(s): (exes) bebe stevens, rebecca cotswalds, heidi turner

children: none

rivals: pc principal, trent boyett

enemies: eric cartman

PERSONALITY

horoscope: taurus sun, libra moon

hogwarts house: slytherin

theme song: ocean avenue - yellowcard

usual mood/expression:

mbti: INTJ: the architect

enneagram: type 8 - the challenger

temperament: choleric

moral alignment: neutral good

primary vice: wrath

primary virtue: diligence 

element: earth

STATS

compassion: 3/10

empathy: 4/10

creativity: 4/10

mental flexibility: 2/10

passion/motivation: 6/10

education: 10/10

stamina: 2/10

physical strength: 5/10

battle skill: 3/10

initiative: 10/10

restraint: 2/10

agility: 5/10 

strategy: 10/10

teamwork: 8/10

[monsterparkrp]

Approved Kyle Broflovski Application!

OOC Information!

Name: Greyson (Grey)

Age: 22

Pronouns: They/Them

Fun Fact: Kyle Bwoflovski Siw 🥺

IC Information!

Name: Kyle Peter Broflovski

Age: 24

Species: Human

Height: 5'10

Headcanons!:

- Kyle left South Park and went to Harvard on a full ride scholarship after a lot of urging from his family.

- He spent 5 years at college. Double majoring in Information Technology and Global Politics, and minoring in Education in the first 4 years for his Bachelors degrees. Then getting his Master's in Information Technology the 5th year.

- Kyle has been going to extensive therapy for awhile, working through his anger issues. But they can still be a problem sometimes. After all, not everything can be fixed by talking about it and being Told coping mechanisms. It's practice too. And he sucks at it.

- Both Sheila and Gerald make Kyle Very uncomfortable, and the only reason he ever got in contact with them over the years was because of Ike.

- Kyle went through an _atrocious_ hipster phase in highschool. Tortoise shell glasses, way too tight jeans. Messenger bag. Disgusting coffees and teas at some organic cafe. Acting like an overzealous prick who was doing such good for the world while also listening to absolute garbage garage band music like it was all that. Total pompous douchebag. Probably stopped once Gerald showed an interest in the shit he was doing. Realizing he was becoming his father and actually feeling nauseous and guilty.

- Kyle is bisexual. When he was younger he was absolutely closeted and sometimes even now struggles with internalized homophobia. Gerald was very blatantly homophobic growing up, so he not only scared Kyle straight for the longest time, but he also rubbed off on him in ways Kyle hates to admit. Much like Sheila with her anger.

Writing sample:

Everything was a mess. Either in front of him, or in his head. His fingers curled around the bundle of pens and pencils he keeps on his desk, unsure where to place them. They were honestly fine where they were, but in moments of stress? Nothing was fine how it was. He would do this several times a day during midterms and finals weeks. Reorganizing his belongings as if he could physically reorganize his thoughts.

Sometimes it worked.

Other times? It didn't.

As he sifted through every paper, post it note, textbook, notebook, and anything else "cluttering" the surface he came to realize that this was one of the times he wouldn't be getting any thought rearranging done like this. It's just busy work now. Whiteboard marker on the whiteboard. No. On the desk. No, it's better on the board so that way it's easy to find.

After switching it's position three-- no, four times-- he drops it. Cussing under his breath.

"Dammit!"

Lowering himself to his knee to pick up the fallen marker, he spots his phone. Right where he left it after throwing it earlier in a fit of unease. He can still hear Sheila's voice ringing in his ear from their earlier phonecall.

"Don't you worry about a thing, boobela. Your father and I will be over there faster than you can say oy vey!"

The rest of her exclamations droned off after that part though. Them coming here stuck with him. Because he didn't need it. He didn't need them barging into his life away from home. Not when he was struggling to figure out what his life away from home even was. Struggling to figure out if the boy with brilliant blue eyes sleeping in his bed was a part of that life, or if he was making a big mistake. Struggling to come to terms with what if he wasn't making a mistake, and this was really what he wanted.

He sighs, and rises off the floor. Only to have his head bang against the underside of his desk, pulling another curse out of him, hands clasping over the back of his head. This all had him too distracted, too frazzled. Seriously, he just DID NOT need this.

Oy vey indeed.

[southparkblvd-blog]

fuckin yikEs

OOC Info:

Name/Alias: Shan Pronouns: she/her Age: uhngry 15 Timezone: UTC Character that you’re applying for: Stan Marsh

IC Info:

Full name: Stan Marsh Birthday: 19/10/‘98 Sexuality, gender, pronouns: Straight (mostly), biological male, he/him Age: 19

~~~~~

He remembers it now. Yep. Clear as day.

Although the events beforehand seemed to pass by in a blur, Stan briefly recalls the lights - how they blinded him with their illumination. The music - how it blared to a point that the lyrics sounded beyond comprehensive. The crowds, all of them pushing and shoving, dancing and whooping all along to the rhythmic pounding of the bass. Despite having lasted for a good few hours - judging by the time, the night passed by as a few minutes would to any normal person.

Stan felt strong. He could do anything, the mere laws of this world couldn’t limit his abilities. He wasn’t any puny human.

“Holy shit, dude!” he yells, enthusiastic orbs meeting with those of a disappointed emerald pair. Kyle. Of course. He clearly didn’t want to be here, much like that of Kenny and even Cartman.

He remembers girls, their bodies close to his own, whispering sweet nothings into his ear - only for their names and faces to go forgotten by the boy himself.

After that, it’s black. Nothing more than a void abyss that occupied his mind.

What happened?

With a groan, Stan awakens, eyes slowly opening, yet still adjusting to the world around him. He tries to sit up, but is halted by a sharp pain emitting from his head - it feeling like a constant argument throughout. He reels back, reaching a hand up to try soothe the feeling, as if physical comfort would relieve him.

“Ugh..” he mumbles, squinting through the sunlight. After finally adjusting, Stan sighs. Beer bottles and cans littered the surrounding bedroom, followed by clothes that were not his own. That’s when he looked down, noticing the blanket that covered his bare body. He’s confused. That was one thing he knew for sure.

“You’re awake..” a voice calls from the doorway, grabbing Stan’s attention. “I was getting worried.”

Azure orbs widen in disbelief as Gerald Broflovski stands before him, a mere towel wrapped around his waist.

Wait..

Did they..?

Oh, my God.

His hand immediately shoots up to cover his mouth, trying to block his stomach’s contents from making a reappearance. Whether it was from disgust or merely the beginning of a horrific hangover, Stan had to puke. He jumps out of the bed, pushing past Gerald to run home, not even caring about his lack of clothing and the fact that it was literally fucking snowing outside.

Happy. Motherfucking. Birthday. To. Him. Indeed.

((this is a jOKE - stan didn’t fuck gerald))

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Accepted 

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Full Name: Levin Gerald "Levi" Broflovski Nicknames: Levi (Ken & Sam /later, sometimes Derick), Broflovski 2.0 Father: Kyle Broflovski Mother: Heidi Turner  Uncle: Ike Broflovski  Brother: Daniel Broflovski Sister: Anna Broflovski Grandparents: Gerald Broflovski & Thomas Turner Grandmothers: Sheila Broflovski & Nancy Turner Age: 10 Grade: Fourth grade Gender: boy Hair/Hair color: Slick Back and Quiff; dark red. Clothing: wears a orange shirt with green sleeves and grey pants with black shoes. (None of these colors help his slightly pale skin pigment). Personality: He's a true boy scout and a very kind soul. He gingerly tries to negotiate anything like it's a hostage situation but always knows when things don't pan out and knows how to fight his battles. He is, however, very skittish, and gets easily jumpy if scared enough. He has a sense of social purpose and moral outrage. Occasionally flirts with girls like how his mom flirts with guys. Likes: bananas, spaghetti and meatballs with ketchup, hanging out with his friends; long hours playing video games; learning how to play instruments (even if he is slightly tone deaf). Dislikes: haunted houses; sudden loud noises; Derick Cartman, Mr. Cartman. Other Info: He's the kid with the first aid kit, compass and a map in his backpack just in case (in some far-fetched scenario) he and his friends get lost. He's a very bubbly young man when around people he trusts. Levi has been responsible for getting Sam out of several altercations. His behaviour is often similar to Tweek’s in terms of skittishness. Much like Sam, he has grown up in a household with very strong morals and he feels responsible to be a good person.

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Freaks and Geeks

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by SmolderingFlame

Stan Marsh's proverbial life is over when he is uprooted from his life in Denver, Colorado to go live in South Park, New Jersey. Naturally, Stan isn't happy about being torn away from his morose boyfriend Craig Tucker and the few friends he actually has to be stuck in a high school full of posers. To make things worse he has become the key target to a guy named Kyley-B and earned the nickname Fiona Apple. Maybe life would be a little more bearable if people realized everyone was a bit freaky and a bit geeky. A coming of age story set in the 90s.

Words: 3888, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Series: Part 3 of South Park Through the Decades

Fandoms: South Park

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: F/M, M/M

Characters: Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, Craig Tucker, Kenny McCormick, Wendy Testaburger, Heidi Turner, Clyde Donovan, Eric Cartman, Tweek Tweak, Bebe Stevens, Sophie Gray, Scott Malkinson, Shelly Marsh, Randy Marsh, Sharon Marsh, Sheila Broflovski, Gerald Broflovski, Ike Broflovski, Goth Kids (South Park), Token Black

Relationships: Kyle Broflovski/Stan Marsh, Stan Marsh/Craig Tucker, Token Black/Wendy Testaburger, Kyle Broflovski/Heidi Turner, Craig Tucker/Tweek Tweak

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe, High School, 90s setting, teenage angst, Out of Character, Crossdressing, Music, Garage Band, Cheating, Jersey Kyle Broflovski, other characters are jersey, Bullies, Feminization, Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism, Drug Use, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Sexual Content, Stereotypes, Goth Stan Marsh, grunge stan marsh, its like a shitty teen movie or sitcom, kenny and wendy are the best friends you could ask for

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Freaks and Geeks

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2SnOLUp

by SmolderingFlame

Stan Marsh's proverbial life is over when he is uprooted from his life in Denver, Colorado to go live in South Park, New Jersey. Naturally, Stan isn't happy about being torn away from his morose boyfriend Craig Tucker and the few friends he actually has to be stuck in a high school full of posers. To make things worse he has become the key target to a guy named Kyley-B and earned the nickname Fiona Apple. Maybe life would be a little more bearable if people realized everyone was a bit freaky and a bit geeky. A coming of age story set in the 90s.

Words: 3888, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Series: Part 3 of South Park Through the Decades

Fandoms: South Park

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: F/M, M/M

Characters: Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, Craig Tucker, Kenny McCormick, Wendy Testaburger, Heidi Turner, Clyde Donovan, Eric Cartman, Tweek Tweak, Bebe Stevens, Sophie Gray, Scott Malkinson, Shelly Marsh, Randy Marsh, Sharon Marsh, Sheila Broflovski, Gerald Broflovski, Ike Broflovski, Goth Kids (South Park)

Relationships: Kyle Broflovski/Stan Marsh, Stan Marsh/Craig Tucker, Token Black/Wendy Testaburger, Kyle Broflovski/Heidi Turner, Craig Tucker/Tweek Tweak

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe, High School, 90s setting, teenage angst, Out of Character, Crossdressing, Music, Garage Band, Cheating, Jersey Kyle Broflovski, other characters are jersey, Bullies, Feminization, Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism, Drug Use, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Sexual Content, Stereotypes, Goth Stan Marsh, grunge stan marsh, its like a shitty teen movie

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2SnOLUp