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bf!sam headcanons!
no one asked for this but who cares!!
bf!sam who definitely drops the bad boy act around you and becomes whipped
bf!sam who will secretly hint at cuddles when hes pissed
bf!sam who runs up behind you and slaps your ass
bf!sam who makes out with you untill you both cant breathe
bf!sam who definitely beats up anyone who even dares to say anything bad about you
(modern) bf!sam who has you as his wallpaper, his insta pfp, his tiktok pfp and always posts you on his snap story
bf!sam definitely tried to beg you to have a streak on snap
bf!sam who loves fucking you at home while you parents are asleep
bf!sam who loves your smell, so he steals your perfume
bf!sam who loves to sneak into your room in the middle of the night just to "See you"
bf!sam who is definitely a switch
bf!sam who lets you do your makeup on him
bf!sam whos cheesy ass comes to your door/window with a bouquet of flowers for you
i want sam to be my boyfriend what the flip.
#please i want to date sam monore#sam monroe#I FLIPPING LOVE SAM MONROE#belle yaps#sam monroe head canons#hayden christensen
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BEOMGYU INSTAGRAM ??!! AHHHAHS WENT SO INSNAE WHEN I WOKE UP THE MORNING TO THAT I HAD A FEELING HE WAS GOING TO OPEN ONE UP THIS WEEK I JUST KNEW !! MEANS WE’REE SOULMATES FR 😍😍 HE LOOKED TOO FUCKING FINE IM SO HAPY WE FUNALLY HAVE BEOMGYU INSTA I HAVE BEEN WAITING AND WAITING
WE’RE GONNA GET BOYFRIEND BEOMGYU POSTS AND PRETTY AESTHETIC POSTS LIKE AH SO EXCITED I LOVE HIS DREAMY WARM NOSTALGIC AESTHETIC HIS FIRST POST ALREADYAJDHDJ IM IN LOVE already set my lockscreen and pfp and everything to that I’m insane his username is so cute as well I love it :(
#HIS MOLE ON HIS CHEEKKKK#have stared at these pictures a bit too much I’m obsessed#EVERYDAY IM JUST SHOCKED HES EVEN REAL#HOW IS HE REAL ?!#SO UNBELIEVABLY HANDSOME AND GORGEOUS#HIS SIDE PROFILE ?!!#OWNS THE TITLE OF BEST SIDE PROFILE#literally my dreamy manic pixie boy fr#beomgyu
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Are some RoR/SnV artists aware that they are supporting A proshipper and a tracer?(Beware of Rebjastonia)
TW: mentions of minors being depicted in disturbing scenarios
(Disclaimer:Do not witchhunt or cyberbully ANYONE i mentioned in this post. Also, everything I state in this post is alleged, I am not the government, I am not the law, everything stated in this post is alleged)
Hello, normally you would see fanart for various fandoms but most notably Record of Ragnarok. This post? this is not something I would normally do but I wanted to spread awareness about an artist by the name of Rebjastonia. Some of you may be familiar with this person but if you dont know who Rebjastonia is, she is an artist known for her Record of Ragnarok ocs, especially this one here
This girlie here is Femit, “the 14th valkyrie” and the daughter of Adamas. Ok here is when it gets interesting, “she is the youngest valkyrie, even younger than Göll and she is often hidden.” My problem with Femit is that she doesn’t even look that young at all and second, there are canonly only 13 valks in Record Of Ragnarok, and obviously Göll being the youngest. You cant even add another valkyrie to the story unless if its an au of who were the original valkyries before the ones we all know and love in RoR. (unless if you count Zerofuku from round 6)
MOVING ON TO THE MOST IMPORTANT PARTS
When I scrolled in her profile, I noticed some of her art looked off. Some of you fellow viewers may ask “Caro, is there anything wrong with any of her works” well, the mold grows here….
Take a closer look at this gentleman by the name of Sobek, the egyptian crocodile god…. I dont fucking remember im sorry.
If you look closely, you could even find this oc’s pose familiar. You guessed it, the official render of Adam from the anime.
the two images laid on top of each other
As you can see, the entire posture of the oc and the official render is almost nearly identical but the only difference from the original image is that Sobek’s arm is more closer to his hip.
Here is another example(I am not going to share the name of the original artist for the sole purpose of protecting people’s privacy. Rebjastonia’s may have a few differences but the similarities are still rather uncanny)
WARNING:THE NEXT PART MAY BE DISTURBING FOR SOME VIEWERS
This is the most serious part here. While I was scrolling in her deviant art page, I found something very messed up…… I am not gonna bother sharing the actual image, even if I censor it but I will show you the description and the title of the drawing.
“But Carolina, arent the characters depicted as adults in that image you speak of?” Well, the aging up excuse is a tactic that some NSFW artists and proshippers use to depict minors in nasty situations yet they never change anything at all and thats similar to what was shown in the image Rebjastonia drew.
Take a quick look at Souji and Goll
And here is what was said about them
I know some of you may say “waaaaaaa but they're 1800 years old” yeah, thats the same old excuse that proshippers use but the character’s soul is still inside a child’s body.
In conclusion, if you still want to support Rebjastonia, it’s completely up to you but please think twice and be aware of her actions and the warnings about her stated in this post.
(UPDATE 2/28/24) It comes to my attention that she left the internet, she deleted every single post on her facebook, her deviantart along with a blacked out pfp, but somehow her insta is still up, it just has nothing on there.
#shumatsu no valkyrie#record of ragnarok#ror#snv#shuumatsu no valkyrie#call out post#tw pedophila mention
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still hate him tho.
MY PROPHETIC DREAM ABT THIS BITCH CHANGING THEIR PRONOUNS TO HE/THEY WAS RIGHT!!!
#only know bc i saw on insta that he had changed his pfp to one of my beloved characters#BOILING RAGE#yk how it is#fucking nothing is sacred anymore
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bsd social media hcs who uses what/ what do their profiles look like
HELP oh my god. i'm gonna do the ADA and maybe later on the other organizations :3
Atsushi
got really into the internet after being picked up by the ada but lost interest in it after a while
probably browses tumblr casually and likes cat videos or things of that nature
dazai made him a twitter account that he never uses
basic/default account style, he's not flashy about it and doesn't care to personalize his account. if he did, his pfp would probably be a cat or a low quality chazuke pic
inat casual. just there to see cool animals (i headcanon him as a naturalist so hard nobody understands)
Dazai
twitter user and not ashamed. posts the stupidest shit and has like 20k tweets. probably didn't use socials at all until he left the port mafia but this guy is always tweeting
he's got some stupid ass layout like my priv twitter.
either 3 followers or 5k followers. no in between
has gotten sussed multiple times
Kunikida
HE'S AN EXPERT ON BRAINLY TRUST ME ON THIS
Casual reddit user and once did an "am i the asshole for punching the shit out of my coworker for being suicidal" and got put in one of those subway surfer text to speech things
and dazai found it, IMMEDIATELY recognized who it was, and would not let kunikida live it down
he's afraid to post anything now
same as atsushi, default settings
Yosano
not a big social media girlie!!
probably has instagram and posts stuff she likes on her story, only two posts on her profile
pfp is a picture of a butterfly with blood on its wings because it goes hard
Kyouka
LOVES the internet. specifically pinterest and the girlie side of tumblr (naomi introduced her)
pins are very aesthetically pleasing, she's got a nice following on pinterest for posting pics of her snacks from outings and such
let her be happy and girlie and full of whimsy she deserves it :3
Naomi
i'm tired of naomi slander. she's the victim of HORRIBLE writing and i hate asagiri for making a character that's otherwise a sweetheart into one unfunny "joke."
sorry rant over
she introduced kyouka to the internet and helped her set up a pinterest and tumblr (also warned her to stay off tumblr because shit gets icky QUICK)
same sort of stuff as kyouka, but likes posting her fit checks rather than food
Jun'ichiro
has a twitter, doesn't use it often
idk what to say about him i don't think he's into socials all that much
Ranpo
BRAINROTTED TUMBLR USER I SWEAR TO GOD. HE'S THE FUCKING WORST /affectionate
voted for sans
fairly popular on tumblr, has a picture of karl in a chip bag as his pfp
has insta only to follow yosano
pfp on insta is probably a cute picture of him and poe :)
Kenji
considers the mycelium network a social media
but yeah he has an inaturalist
identification GOD. like holy hell how did you guess the exact species and sex of that spider little farm boy
also another one of my naturalist headcanons except it's like?? basically canon idk
Haruno
you thought i was gonna forget a woman didn't you. no girlie left behind it's women's month
has the most aesthetically pleasing instagram ever
large following on insta, pinterest, and twitter
she's just a really positive person :)
shares pics from the agency that she thinks are cute
Fukuzawa
bro
what do i even say here
he has whatsapp that's fucking IT
#shiveringshitposts#shiveringstraydogs#shiveringthoughts#shiveringasks#bungo sd#bungo gay dogs#bungou stray dogs#bungo stray dogs#bsd#armed detective agency#dazai#yosano#kunikida#yosano akiko#bsd yosano#bungou stray dogs yosano#izumi kyouka#atsushi nakajima#bsd atsushi#bsd kunikida#kunikida doppo#bsd fukuzawa#fukuzawa yukichi#haruno bsd#kenji miyazawa#bsd kenji#ranpo#bsd ranpo#ranpo edogawa#bungou stray dogs ranpo
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you know it fucked you up real good when you go for weeks feeling better, spending time with your friends and working on your projects and appreciating life and improving until his page is recommended to you on insta that he’s made public for whatever reason and his new pfp is him with the girl he was cheating on with you the whole time. then its like oh, not as “healed” as i thought, hurray
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nobody has talked about modern!sejanus and i have so many thoughtd ufufjfkdifjf
this goes without saying but your parents would LOVE him because i feel like hes just so polite ;( and and hes extra clingy especially since the both of you would probably have social media etc. he’d post little tiktoks / appreciation posts of you UGH
but i feel like modern!coryo is way more chronically online than sej, and he’d have no idea what hes talking about 😭 okay ill stop im a yapaholic
SEJANUS WOULD BE THE PERFECT BF TO BRING HOME TO THE FAM
Oh he def buys your parent/guardian stuff everytime he comes to your house just to suck up and washes the dishes for them after dinner
His reposts are literally all cute little ‘I love my girlfriend’ and reciting Shakespeare type shit and also using this 😼 emoji excessively
and then coryo is one of those rly quiet awkward dudes that just sits in the shadows like 🕵🏼🕵🏼 with no pfp on insta but is still on his phone like CONSTANTLY and sends u random texts being like “fucking u tmrw nite. Ily beautiful” and then sends a pick of him gripping his dick 💀I’m cackling rn
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I read it as painting in your ear and I was like
he came in her ear?????????????????
took me a while to understand why painting = cumming in reader’s ear 😭😭 thats so bad
yk that scene in scary movie 01 where ray sticks his ear by the glory hole and had his skull quite literally fucked? yea thats what im thinking of rn w you mentioning him cummin in the ear hhHHHH THIS IS SO BAD PLS LMAO
this pfp lineup is so valid. my icon in insta is a racoon <33
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hannibal could be entirely recontextualised as school kids with a fucked up network of crushes on each other and still work with no change to the plot except maybe the murders. or the murders could be kept for spice. hannibal and will are that one velcro couple and season 3a is just a snapchat dhmu only real ones know whats wrong deal. mizumono is just hannibal blocking everyone and changing his insta pfp to black and adding some edgy quote to his bio
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#Hannibal confessions#so really they're all angsty pubescent teens in which Hannibal has an emo phase because his bitch(will) is just as inconsistent as him#hannibal nbc#nbc hannibal#hannibal lecter#mizumono#murder husbands#will graham
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yo. ryan ross girlies, he just posted(?) a shared insta post with jon and tyv official account, changed his pfp and added a link to the new tyv merch to his bio.... this is the most activity we've seen in like a year holy fuck
#ryan ross#the young veins#panic at the ryan#he hasnt even posted anything to his acc since 20 fucking 20#going crazy rn
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hi!! advice for tumblr etiquette: there practically is none. with a few exceptions do what you want. like on insta if you like someone's post from a year ago you're a stalker but there are posts on tumblr that are still endlessly circling from 2011. tags are only ever used accurately on the original post. even then it doesn't happen much. tags are for writing random shit you want to say without getting reblogged into oblivion. follow whoever. block whoever. you don't have to prove that someone is problematic or "cancelled" to block them. if you're sick of seeing ninja turtles on your dash you can just block. also this isn't tiktok where everything is sterilised into hell. you can say kill. you can say fuck. also it's still an issue in some places but generally queer culture is a hell of a lot less sterilised here than elsewhere. people tend to be more mature about discourse compared to other apps and sites but that's not saying much. there is the odd terf but this is the transgender webbed site so we bully them. also block them don't bother arguing they're stubborn and will just drain you. goncharov is a real film. do not go on the "radqueer" tag it's not what you're hoping it is trust me. every single person I have ever heard IN MY LIFE say that queer is a slur has been a terf. if someone says queer is a slur, they are a terf. "queer is a slur" is a terf dogwhistle /srs. don't bother looking into any point they have. it's all just to lure you in. block block block. terfs are pretty rare but when you find them in the wild oh my god they are insufferable. mutuals are your best friends. you do not need to speak to them. don't use post+. ko-fi links however are fine. don't have a blank blog or default pfp. if you have a blank blog or default pfp people will assume you are a bot and block are report you. oh and another thing, the sexy girlbots haven't been too bad these past couple of weeks for me but generally the only thing sexy about them is their bio and pfp. don't report them for sexually explicit content. tumblr won't do shit. report them for spam. there are a lot of inside jokes. but not like the twitter ones where they come and go in 2 week phases based on recent popular posts. these are years old inside jokes that we beat into the ground. also you don't have to explain why you're posting or what kind of post it is. we don't post for views and likes here. you can literally post kfjd rjhwhrb fhtfk? and that is normal here. literally do what you want. twitter is like 1984 big brother type shit compared to here. also no one cares how many notes or followers you have. we are blogging for no reason other than blogging. the check marks aren't like the twitter ones where you pay a greedy billionaire. they're 7.99 instead of 8 literally just to make fun of Elon and you get 2 for 1. this website isn't run by some embarrassingly stupid greedy hundred-billionaire. it's on its last legs. basically having check marks on twitter will get my fist rapidly approaching your face but check marks on tumblr are like. yeah whatever. also the crabs
omg thx, pretty comprehensive list, also i was aware of the whole queer is a slur bs but i didnt know terfs were using it as a dogwhistle wtf
also i know about the about the the i like your shoelaces thingy yeah im so smart
#tumblr#um what else#tumblr etiquette#ok i guess#I DIDNT SLEEP LAST NIGHT#edited bc i forgot to add a wtf#and these 2 tags
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is there a story behind meeting new Mr oatmilk that you want to share w the class?<3 (ps he sounds like a well deserved upgrade)
sure!! so btw he took the photos of me at the cemetery/my current pfp!!
him and i have actually known each other for probably like 6 years or so. when we first met, he was married and we didnt really talk we just had a lot of mutual friends bc we like the same music and go to a lot of the same shows and we would just see each other in passing. he ended up telling me he was intrigued by me bc i had done a photoshoot and my pfp when we met was me holding a butcher knife in a wednesday addams outfit, and he said he knew i had to be an interesting person from that alone. he is quite shy though. we would also see each other places but never really said more than hi to one another. he got divorced in 2020, we talked a little then, but not really. then he dated his now most current ex, more or less bc she basically cornered him into a relationship while he was just getting over his divorce and homegirl needed a place to stay. hes told me he regrets it and said he literally should have kept trying with me bc being shy with me would have been a hell of a lot better than how things worked out for the 2.5 years of abuse she put him through. (his words)
last year we started talking a lot bc he was posting a lot of concerning stuff to his insta private story and so i kind of talked him thru his abusive relationship he was currently in and he mentioned he really needed a close friend. we ended up becoming gym partners for a bit before both our now exs went batshit over it and our friendship as a whole. and we stopped talking for a bit...and then we would talk a little here and there. and we both mutually agreed we were both in shit relationships.
around may, he texted me and told me him and his ex finally broke it off after months of him trying (long story) but he still wanted to at least be my friend again bc he missed me a lot. and i told him i was also dealing with more or less trying to leave my fiance. this is actually around the time i found the flashdrive full of nudes from other women ex mr oatmilk was keeping from me. and i finally left mr oatmilk after he tried to go thru my phone while i was in the shower, which prompted an argument about why it didnt matter who i was friends with bc he couldnt stop entertaining other women and i even pulled out the flashdrive and was like yeah im done.
so me and new mr oatmilk started hanging out more. he would go on walks with me after work. or we would go back to being gym buddies. or we would grab dinner. go to a bookstore. i helped him pick out stuff for his new apartment.
i asked him if he wanted to go see the cure with me at the end of last month and he surprised me by paying for a 2 night hotel stay for us instead of us just driving 2 hrs. and thats also when we went to the cemetery to walk around bc he knew id like it. thats pretty much when we decided we were actually an item.
i helped him move into a new apartment last weekend. and tonight im surprising him with making him dinner. ive pretty much stayed over since he moved in, which is funny bc he got a smaller bed than he would normally get bc he originally told me he didnt wanna feel lonely since it's just him...but he has only spent like one night alone since living there lol.
whats really fucked up tho is his ex is always trying to instigate with me...from doxing me in a bar bathroom, to literally driving by his new place to see if i am there. and shes friends with my ex now too. she's harassed me via text and social media, too. but it's fine, i dont usually engage. which pisses her off.
him and i are happy 🥰 hes honestly lovely.
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omg hi love so you seem like you may have actually good advice for this so there's this girl who ive been talking to for like about 2 years and from the moment we met, we only like got closer and closer. our whole friendship(?) was based off of us flirting back and forth, laughing our asses off and just having fun. i fell in love with her pretty fucking fast and she just made me feel so ?? whole. anyway december of 2022 she was going through ny following and found a friend of mine who's the son of a teacher of ours right so he's changed their pronouns from she/her to he/him and she jsut sends a ss of his pfp (on insta btw) and starts saying offensive ass shit??- a while before this we had talked ab this since ny culture is controversial ab this stuff and shr had said that she'd supported thag fully and had been sweet asf but anyways- i obv was likr wtf and defended him and then she turned on me and said some fucked up shit that i honestly dont even wanna think about rn but yeah and this was right before new years too so i just didnt know what to say. ik we weren't together or anything obv but she flirted relentlessly and she just said stuff that made you feel like she rlly like cared??
anyways 🤭 sorry for how long it is omg 😭😭 you're writing is everything omg and i hope you have a great day<3
Wow that’s insane. You really never know a person until they show their true colors. I’m sorry someone you liked ended up being yucky. You did the right thing by defending him. I hope you find someone who shares your values 🩷🩷🩶🩶
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THIS IS ME, I AM IN THIS SITUATION
I have no car AND IDK WHAT TO DO 😭😭
Storytime bcs I'm livid(English it's not my mother tongue so bare with me lol)
I'm gonna have a blast with my therapist this weekend oh boi
I had an interview days ago (after no one in which I applied for a job answered me, so mind me I was NERVOUS) , they told me that maybe they will call me in 1 or 2 months to get hired, I have no issue with that I can wait, the thing is that AFTER 3 DAYS a worker there (probably my age or younger idk) took my PERSONAL number from my curriculum which HE SHOULDN'T HAVE IN HIS HANDS and messaged me LIKE WE WERE ON TINDR bcs I KNOW he was aiming at THAT by the way he was messaging me, he used the excuse of Instagram:
"Ei" (it's 'hey' but badly written in Italian)
"are you [my name]?"
"yes"
"We met eachother on insta right?"
"No..."
"oh then I must have written the phone number wrong, anyways since we're here (in this situation) would you like to know eachother?"
He's he fucking for real now (the conversation went further but this is enough, it's just so pathetic)
1st I don't have personal photos on my insta
2nd i write in fucking English
(I am Italian so any conversation was in my language)
3rd if we met on insta (which we didn't) why the fuck would you message me on WhatsApp?
He had a pfp on WhatsApp with his face, I've seen him 1 time at the interview (he wasn't in the interview with me, he's a generic worker there idk how to explain) so I don't clearly remember his face but I'm 100000000 % SURE it's him
I tried to ask him who he actually was but ofc he's not that dumb (even tho he is) to tell me the truth
He was vague (he would say misterious bcs "mom look at me! I'm so COOL") , he never clearly responded to any of my questions, which only fueled my conviction that it's him
I'm so fucking MAD bcs I am here trying to GET A JOB and this guy took my personal info NOT FOR THE ACTUAL JOB but bcs he wants to fuck or whatever.
God you must be that desperate.
A normal person would have waited for me to get hired, and maybe we could have met eachother at work, we could have KNOWN EACHOTHER THERE, LIKE IS IT THAT DIFFICULT TO WAIT, my phone number it's MINE and I GET TO DECIDE who can get it.
This guy probably or SURELY knows where I live
God I wish I didn't exist.
Ps: I'm not a social BUTTERFLY or whatever the name is, so it's impossible that he could have found my number though my friends or acquaintances bcs I don't HAVE MANY, especially my age and I know they wouldn't give my number to anyone.
You apply for 20 jobs on Indeed. The silence is deafening.
You apply for 20 jobs on Indeed. Half of them require you to create an account on the company website. You leave a trail of ghost accounts that will be used once and never again. You never receive a response.
You apply for 20 jobs on Indeed. One employer offers an interview, but it's so rare for you to receive any response that you forget to check the website and you miss the time.
You apply for 20 jobs on Indeed. One employer offers an interview, but you don't know the magic words that signal to the esoteric mind of an interviewer that you're fit for the job.
You apply for 20 jobs on Indeed. One employer e-mails you saying that 'unfortunately, you do not have the qualifications we are looking for'. You check the job again and see you applied to be a menial labourer.
You apply for 20 jobs on Indeed. Half of them require a car. No one stops to ask how you're supposed to afford one with no job.
You apply for 20 jobs on Indeed. One employer offers a job. The commute makes you want to die in your sleep.
You call the HR manager for the workplace in hopes of arranging an interview more directly. They don't even have an answering machine.
Employers complain that no one wants to work anymore.
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PFP BY @gnawdar !!!! GO FOLLOW HIM
Full drawing!
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#art drawn in the snow#beings made by the mind#dancing in the snow#words carved into stone#The Nurse and The Doctor#running in the snow
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im so sorry but the first photo makes me laugh so fucking hard
AND BRO SET IT AS HIS INSTA PFP TOO. LIKE U COULDVE CHOSE ANY OTHER ONE PLEEEAAASE LMAOAOO
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