#his fucking insta pfp

[sammonroesslut]

bf!sam headcanons!

no one asked for this but who cares!!

bf!sam who definitely drops the bad boy act around you and becomes whipped

bf!sam who will secretly hint at cuddles when hes pissed

bf!sam who runs up behind you and slaps your ass

bf!sam who makes out with you untill you both cant breathe

bf!sam who definitely beats up anyone who even dares to say anything bad about you

(modern) bf!sam who has you as his wallpaper, his insta pfp, his tiktok pfp and always posts you on his snap story

bf!sam definitely tried to beg you to have a streak on snap

bf!sam who loves fucking you at home while you parents are asleep

bf!sam who loves your smell, so he steals your perfume

bf!sam who loves to sneak into your room in the middle of the night just to "See you"

bf!sam who is definitely a switch

bf!sam who lets you do your makeup on him

bf!sam whos cheesy ass comes to your door/window with a bouquet of flowers for you

i want sam to be my boyfriend what the flip.

[fairyofshampgyu]

BEOMGYU INSTAGRAM ??!! AHHHAHS WENT SO INSNAE WHEN I WOKE UP THE MORNING TO THAT I HAD A FEELING HE WAS GOING TO OPEN ONE UP THIS WEEK I JUST KNEW !! MEANS WE’REE SOULMATES FR 😍😍 HE LOOKED TOO FUCKING FINE IM SO HAPY WE FUNALLY HAVE BEOMGYU INSTA I HAVE BEEN WAITING AND WAITING

WE’RE GONNA GET BOYFRIEND BEOMGYU POSTS AND PRETTY AESTHETIC POSTS LIKE AH SO EXCITED I LOVE HIS DREAMY WARM NOSTALGIC AESTHETIC HIS FIRST POST ALREADYAJDHDJ IM IN LOVE already set my lockscreen and pfp and everything to that I’m insane his username is so cute as well I love it :(

[grizzlytreyu]

Are some RoR/SnV artists aware that they are supporting A proshipper and a tracer?(Beware of Rebjastonia)

TW: mentions of minors being depicted in disturbing scenarios

(Disclaimer:Do not witchhunt or cyberbully ANYONE i mentioned in this post. Also, everything I state in this post is alleged, I am not the government, I am not the law, everything stated in this post is alleged)

Hello, normally you would see fanart for various fandoms but most notably Record of Ragnarok. This post? this is not something I would normally do but I wanted to spread awareness about an artist by the name of Rebjastonia. Some of you may be familiar with this person but if you dont know who Rebjastonia is, she is an artist known for her Record of Ragnarok ocs, especially this one here

This girlie here is Femit, “the 14th valkyrie” and the daughter of Adamas. Ok here is when it gets interesting, “she is the youngest valkyrie, even younger than Göll and she is often hidden.” My problem with Femit is that she doesn’t even look that young at all and second, there are canonly only 13 valks in Record Of Ragnarok, and obviously Göll being the youngest. You cant even add another valkyrie to the story unless if its an au of who were the original valkyries before the ones we all know and love in RoR. (unless if you count Zerofuku from round 6)

MOVING ON TO THE MOST IMPORTANT PARTS

When I scrolled in her profile, I noticed some of her art looked off. Some of you fellow viewers may ask “Caro, is there anything wrong with any of her works” well, the mold grows here….

Take a closer look at this gentleman by the name of Sobek, the egyptian crocodile god…. I dont fucking remember im sorry.

If you look closely, you could even find this oc’s pose familiar. You guessed it, the official render of Adam from the anime.

the two images laid on top of each other

As you can see, the entire posture of the oc and the official render is almost nearly identical but the only difference from the original image is that Sobek’s arm is more closer to his hip.

Here is another example(I am not going to share the name of the original artist for the sole purpose of protecting people’s privacy. Rebjastonia’s may have a few differences but the similarities are still rather uncanny)

WARNING:THE NEXT PART MAY BE DISTURBING FOR SOME VIEWERS

This is the most serious part here. While I was scrolling in her deviant art page, I found something very messed up…… I am not gonna bother sharing the actual image, even if I censor it but I will show you the description and the title of the drawing.

“But Carolina, arent the characters depicted as adults in that image you speak of?” Well, the aging up excuse is a tactic that some NSFW artists and proshippers use to depict minors in nasty situations yet they never change anything at all and thats similar to what was shown in the image Rebjastonia drew.

Take a quick look at Souji and Goll

And here is what was said about them

I know some of you may say “waaaaaaa but they're 1800 years old” yeah, thats the same old excuse that proshippers use but the character’s soul is still inside a child’s body.

In conclusion, if you still want to support Rebjastonia, it’s completely up to you but please think twice and be aware of her actions and the warnings about her stated in this post.

(UPDATE 2/28/24) It comes to my attention that she left the internet, she deleted every single post on her facebook, her deviantart along with a blacked out pfp, but somehow her insta is still up, it just has nothing on there.

[calcified--heart]

still hate him tho.

MY PROPHETIC DREAM ABT THIS BITCH CHANGING THEIR PRONOUNS TO HE/THEY WAS RIGHT!!!

[shiveringgroovy]

bsd social media hcs who uses what/ what do their profiles look like

HELP oh my god. i'm gonna do the ADA and maybe later on the other organizations :3

Atsushi

got really into the internet after being picked up by the ada but lost interest in it after a while

probably browses tumblr casually and likes cat videos or things of that nature

dazai made him a twitter account that he never uses

basic/default account style, he's not flashy about it and doesn't care to personalize his account. if he did, his pfp would probably be a cat or a low quality chazuke pic

inat casual. just there to see cool animals (i headcanon him as a naturalist so hard nobody understands)

Dazai

twitter user and not ashamed. posts the stupidest shit and has like 20k tweets. probably didn't use socials at all until he left the port mafia but this guy is always tweeting

he's got some stupid ass layout like my priv twitter.

either 3 followers or 5k followers. no in between

has gotten sussed multiple times

Kunikida

HE'S AN EXPERT ON BRAINLY TRUST ME ON THIS

Casual reddit user and once did an "am i the asshole for punching the shit out of my coworker for being suicidal" and got put in one of those subway surfer text to speech things

and dazai found it, IMMEDIATELY recognized who it was, and would not let kunikida live it down

he's afraid to post anything now

same as atsushi, default settings

Yosano

not a big social media girlie!!

probably has instagram and posts stuff she likes on her story, only two posts on her profile

pfp is a picture of a butterfly with blood on its wings because it goes hard

Kyouka

LOVES the internet. specifically pinterest and the girlie side of tumblr (naomi introduced her)

pins are very aesthetically pleasing, she's got a nice following on pinterest for posting pics of her snacks from outings and such

let her be happy and girlie and full of whimsy she deserves it :3

Naomi

i'm tired of naomi slander. she's the victim of HORRIBLE writing and i hate asagiri for making a character that's otherwise a sweetheart into one unfunny "joke."

sorry rant over

she introduced kyouka to the internet and helped her set up a pinterest and tumblr (also warned her to stay off tumblr because shit gets icky QUICK)

same sort of stuff as kyouka, but likes posting her fit checks rather than food

Jun'ichiro

has a twitter, doesn't use it often

idk what to say about him i don't think he's into socials all that much

Ranpo

BRAINROTTED TUMBLR USER I SWEAR TO GOD. HE'S THE FUCKING WORST /affectionate

voted for sans

fairly popular on tumblr, has a picture of karl in a chip bag as his pfp

has insta only to follow yosano

pfp on insta is probably a cute picture of him and poe :)

Kenji

considers the mycelium network a social media

but yeah he has an inaturalist

identification GOD. like holy hell how did you guess the exact species and sex of that spider little farm boy

also another one of my naturalist headcanons except it's like?? basically canon idk

Haruno

you thought i was gonna forget a woman didn't you. no girlie left behind it's women's month

has the most aesthetically pleasing instagram ever

large following on insta, pinterest, and twitter

she's just a really positive person :)

shares pics from the agency that she thinks are cute

Fukuzawa

bro

what do i even say here

he has whatsapp that's fucking IT

[hyenagurl]

you know it fucked you up real good when you go for weeks feeling better, spending time with your friends and working on your projects and appreciating life and improving until his page is recommended to you on insta that he’s made public for whatever reason and his new pfp is him with the girl he was cheating on with you the whole time. then its like oh, not as “healed” as i thought, hurray

[coryosbaby]

nobody has talked about modern!sejanus and i have so many thoughtd ufufjfkdifjf

this goes without saying but your parents would LOVE him because i feel like hes just so polite ;( and and hes extra clingy especially since the both of you would probably have social media etc. he’d post little tiktoks / appreciation posts of you UGH

but i feel like modern!coryo is way more chronically online than sej, and he’d have no idea what hes talking about 😭 okay ill stop im a yapaholic

SEJANUS WOULD BE THE PERFECT BF TO BRING HOME TO THE FAM

Oh he def buys your parent/guardian stuff everytime he comes to your house just to suck up and washes the dishes for them after dinner

His reposts are literally all cute little ‘I love my girlfriend’ and reciting Shakespeare type shit and also using this 😼 emoji excessively

and then coryo is one of those rly quiet awkward dudes that just sits in the shadows like 🕵🏼🕵🏼 with no pfp on insta but is still on his phone like CONSTANTLY and sends u random texts being like “fucking u tmrw nite. Ily beautiful” and then sends a pick of him gripping his dick 💀I’m cackling rn

[tojisun]

I read it as painting in your ear and I was like

he came in her ear?????????????????

took me a while to understand why painting = cumming in reader’s ear 😭😭 thats so bad

yk that scene in scary movie 01 where ray sticks his ear by the glory hole and had his skull quite literally fucked? yea thats what im thinking of rn w you mentioning him cummin in the ear hhHHHH THIS IS SO BAD PLS LMAO

this pfp lineup is so valid. my icon in insta is a racoon <33

[rouzys]

if you had a spotify wrapped but for which hockey players you talked about the most, who would be your top five?

tagged by @tradetobest and tagging @gritizen @ullybug @schwizzle-schwartz @starscelly @pemguims :] !

1. jordan kyrou . let’s all be so forreal that’s my fuckin guy and that will be my guy for the next 6 years. i got his jersey and i literally wear it to watch games on my couch. i damn near hyperventilated seeing him w long hair and no bucket on the bench. my ride or die <3

2. jake neighbours. my bf looks shockingly like him. i will be getting his jersey soon. he has been my pfp since like august. i need to put him in my pocket and carry him around

3. travis konecny. um. rat :) i need to grind him into a paste

4. jared mccann. i like soul bonded to him during the expansion draft or something. every time he’s in a kraken insta post im kicking my feet and giggling. i am talking so much about the guy

5. connor mcdavid :) he is very pretty and very drawable and the narrative fucking LOVES him. or possibly hates him which is also yummy. i am more normal now but the amount i yapped about him in the 23-24 season gets him on this list EASY

honorable mentions: scott perunovich, robert thomas, the wtf line as a whole, joel hofer, leon draisaitl (bonded pair), and sidney crosby (because even though i dont post him very much now he is still in my recommended tags every time i rb something)

[hannibal-confessions-nbc]

hannibal could be entirely recontextualised as school kids with a fucked up network of crushes on each other and still work with no change to the plot except maybe the murders. or the murders could be kept for spice. hannibal and will are that one velcro couple and season 3a is just a snapchat dhmu only real ones know whats wrong deal. mizumono is just hannibal blocking everyone and changing his insta pfp to black and adding some edgy quote to his bio

.

[clandest1ne-g1rl]

yo. ryan ross girlies, he just posted(?) a shared insta post with jon and tyv official account, changed his pfp and added a link to the new tyv merch to his bio.... this is the most activity we've seen in like a year holy fuck

[rakishhellion]

hi!! advice for tumblr etiquette: there practically is none. with a few exceptions do what you want. like on insta if you like someone's post from a year ago you're a stalker but there are posts on tumblr that are still endlessly circling from 2011. tags are only ever used accurately on the original post. even then it doesn't happen much. tags are for writing random shit you want to say without getting reblogged into oblivion. follow whoever. block whoever. you don't have to prove that someone is problematic or "cancelled" to block them. if you're sick of seeing ninja turtles on your dash you can just block. also this isn't tiktok where everything is sterilised into hell. you can say kill. you can say fuck. also it's still an issue in some places but generally queer culture is a hell of a lot less sterilised here than elsewhere. people tend to be more mature about discourse compared to other apps and sites but that's not saying much. there is the odd terf but this is the transgender webbed site so we bully them. also block them don't bother arguing they're stubborn and will just drain you. goncharov is a real film. do not go on the "radqueer" tag it's not what you're hoping it is trust me. every single person I have ever heard IN MY LIFE say that queer is a slur has been a terf. if someone says queer is a slur, they are a terf. "queer is a slur" is a terf dogwhistle /srs. don't bother looking into any point they have. it's all just to lure you in. block block block. terfs are pretty rare but when you find them in the wild oh my god they are insufferable. mutuals are your best friends. you do not need to speak to them. don't use post+. ko-fi links however are fine. don't have a blank blog or default pfp. if you have a blank blog or default pfp people will assume you are a bot and block are report you. oh and another thing, the sexy girlbots haven't been too bad these past couple of weeks for me but generally the only thing sexy about them is their bio and pfp. don't report them for sexually explicit content. tumblr won't do shit. report them for spam. there are a lot of inside jokes. but not like the twitter ones where they come and go in 2 week phases based on recent popular posts. these are years old inside jokes that we beat into the ground. also you don't have to explain why you're posting or what kind of post it is. we don't post for views and likes here. you can literally post kfjd rjhwhrb fhtfk? and that is normal here. literally do what you want. twitter is like 1984 big brother type shit compared to here. also no one cares how many notes or followers you have. we are blogging for no reason other than blogging. the check marks aren't like the twitter ones where you pay a greedy billionaire. they're 7.99 instead of 8 literally just to make fun of Elon and you get 2 for 1. this website isn't run by some embarrassingly stupid greedy hundred-billionaire. it's on its last legs. basically having check marks on twitter will get my fist rapidly approaching your face but check marks on tumblr are like. yeah whatever. also the crabs

omg thx, pretty comprehensive list, also i was aware of the whole queer is a slur bs but i didnt know terfs were using it as a dogwhistle wtf

also i know about the about the the i like your shoelaces thingy yeah im so smart

[goth-oatmilk-latte]

is there a story behind meeting new Mr oatmilk that you want to share w the class?<3 (ps he sounds like a well deserved upgrade)

sure!! so btw he took the photos of me at the cemetery/my current pfp!!

him and i have actually known each other for probably like 6 years or so. when we first met, he was married and we didnt really talk we just had a lot of mutual friends bc we like the same music and go to a lot of the same shows and we would just see each other in passing. he ended up telling me he was intrigued by me bc i had done a photoshoot and my pfp when we met was me holding a butcher knife in a wednesday addams outfit, and he said he knew i had to be an interesting person from that alone. he is quite shy though. we would also see each other places but never really said more than hi to one another. he got divorced in 2020, we talked a little then, but not really. then he dated his now most current ex, more or less bc she basically cornered him into a relationship while he was just getting over his divorce and homegirl needed a place to stay. hes told me he regrets it and said he literally should have kept trying with me bc being shy with me would have been a hell of a lot better than how things worked out for the 2.5 years of abuse she put him through. (his words)

last year we started talking a lot bc he was posting a lot of concerning stuff to his insta private story and so i kind of talked him thru his abusive relationship he was currently in and he mentioned he really needed a close friend. we ended up becoming gym partners for a bit before both our now exs went batshit over it and our friendship as a whole. and we stopped talking for a bit...and then we would talk a little here and there. and we both mutually agreed we were both in shit relationships.

around may, he texted me and told me him and his ex finally broke it off after months of him trying (long story) but he still wanted to at least be my friend again bc he missed me a lot. and i told him i was also dealing with more or less trying to leave my fiance. this is actually around the time i found the flashdrive full of nudes from other women ex mr oatmilk was keeping from me. and i finally left mr oatmilk after he tried to go thru my phone while i was in the shower, which prompted an argument about why it didnt matter who i was friends with bc he couldnt stop entertaining other women and i even pulled out the flashdrive and was like yeah im done.

so me and new mr oatmilk started hanging out more. he would go on walks with me after work. or we would go back to being gym buddies. or we would grab dinner. go to a bookstore. i helped him pick out stuff for his new apartment.

i asked him if he wanted to go see the cure with me at the end of last month and he surprised me by paying for a 2 night hotel stay for us instead of us just driving 2 hrs. and thats also when we went to the cemetery to walk around bc he knew id like it. thats pretty much when we decided we were actually an item.

i helped him move into a new apartment last weekend. and tonight im surprising him with making him dinner. ive pretty much stayed over since he moved in, which is funny bc he got a smaller bed than he would normally get bc he originally told me he didnt wanna feel lonely since it's just him...but he has only spent like one night alone since living there lol.

whats really fucked up tho is his ex is always trying to instigate with me...from doxing me in a bar bathroom, to literally driving by his new place to see if i am there. and shes friends with my ex now too. she's harassed me via text and social media, too. but it's fine, i dont usually engage. which pisses her off.

him and i are happy 🥰 hes honestly lovely.

[waitimcomingtoo]

omg hi love so you seem like you may have actually good advice for this so there's this girl who ive been talking to for like about 2 years and from the moment we met, we only like got closer and closer. our whole friendship(?) was based off of us flirting back and forth, laughing our asses off and just having fun. i fell in love with her pretty fucking fast and she just made me feel so ?? whole. anyway december of 2022 she was going through ny following and found a friend of mine who's the son of a teacher of ours right so he's changed their pronouns from she/her to he/him and she jsut sends a ss of his pfp (on insta btw) and starts saying offensive ass shit??- a while before this we had talked ab this since ny culture is controversial ab this stuff and shr had said that she'd supported thag fully and had been sweet asf but anyways- i obv was likr wtf and defended him and then she turned on me and said some fucked up shit that i honestly dont even wanna think about rn but yeah and this was right before new years too so i just didnt know what to say. ik we weren't together or anything obv but she flirted relentlessly and she just said stuff that made you feel like she rlly like cared??

anyways 🤭 sorry for how long it is omg 😭😭 you're writing is everything omg and i hope you have a great day<3

Wow that’s insane. You really never know a person until they show their true colors. I’m sorry someone you liked ended up being yucky. You did the right thing by defending him. I hope you find someone who shares your values 🩷🩷🩶🩶

[lyra-sol]

THIS IS ME, I AM IN THIS SITUATION

I have no car AND IDK WHAT TO DO 😭😭

Storytime bcs I'm livid(English it's not my mother tongue so bare with me lol)

I'm gonna have a blast with my therapist this weekend oh boi

I had an interview days ago (after no one in which I applied for a job answered me, so mind me I was NERVOUS) , they told me that maybe they will call me in 1 or 2 months to get hired, I have no issue with that I can wait, the thing is that AFTER 3 DAYS a worker there (probably my age or younger idk) took my PERSONAL number from my curriculum which HE SHOULDN'T HAVE IN HIS HANDS and messaged me LIKE WE WERE ON TINDR bcs I KNOW he was aiming at THAT by the way he was messaging me, he used the excuse of Instagram:

"Ei" (it's 'hey' but badly written in Italian)

"are you [my name]?"

"yes"

"We met eachother on insta right?"

"No..."

"oh then I must have written the phone number wrong, anyways since we're here (in this situation) would you like to know eachother?"

He's he fucking for real now (the conversation went further but this is enough, it's just so pathetic)

1st I don't have personal photos on my insta

2nd i write in fucking English

(I am Italian so any conversation was in my language)

3rd if we met on insta (which we didn't) why the fuck would you message me on WhatsApp?

He had a pfp on WhatsApp with his face, I've seen him 1 time at the interview (he wasn't in the interview with me, he's a generic worker there idk how to explain) so I don't clearly remember his face but I'm 100000000 % SURE it's him

I tried to ask him who he actually was but ofc he's not that dumb (even tho he is) to tell me the truth

He was vague (he would say misterious bcs "mom look at me! I'm so COOL") , he never clearly responded to any of my questions, which only fueled my conviction that it's him

I'm so fucking MAD bcs I am here trying to GET A JOB and this guy took my personal info NOT FOR THE ACTUAL JOB but bcs he wants to fuck or whatever.

God you must be that desperate.

A normal person would have waited for me to get hired, and maybe we could have met eachother at work, we could have KNOWN EACHOTHER THERE, LIKE IS IT THAT DIFFICULT TO WAIT, my phone number it's MINE and I GET TO DECIDE who can get it.

This guy probably or SURELY knows where I live

God I wish I didn't exist.

Ps: I'm not a social BUTTERFLY or whatever the name is, so it's impossible that he could have found my number though my friends or acquaintances bcs I don't HAVE MANY, especially my age and I know they wouldn't give my number to anyone.

You apply for 20 jobs on Indeed. The silence is deafening.

You apply for 20 jobs on Indeed. Half of them require you to create an account on the company website. You leave a trail of ghost accounts that will be used once and never again. You never receive a response.

You apply for 20 jobs on Indeed. One employer offers an interview, but it's so rare for you to receive any response that you forget to check the website and you miss the time.

You apply for 20 jobs on Indeed. One employer offers an interview, but you don't know the magic words that signal to the esoteric mind of an interviewer that you're fit for the job.

You apply for 20 jobs on Indeed. One employer e-mails you saying that 'unfortunately, you do not have the qualifications we are looking for'. You check the job again and see you applied to be a menial labourer.

You apply for 20 jobs on Indeed. Half of them require a car. No one stops to ask how you're supposed to afford one with no job.

You apply for 20 jobs on Indeed. One employer offers a job. The commute makes you want to die in your sleep.

You call the HR manager for the workplace in hopes of arranging an interview more directly. They don't even have an answering machine.

Employers complain that no one wants to work anymore.

[lavenderfloower]

Idk what to do anymore I cant do anything right because of stupid autism i can barely keep a boyfriend in my grasp because im so fucking stupid when things get difficult i can barely respond and it makes him frustrated cause it seems like im being rude and i just cant handle any sexual stuff from anyone due to some trauma and maybe im just meant to be unlovable and it just seems like my relationship is gonna crumble soon and idek what to do or say was it a mistake am i the problem but no matter how many times i go hey im autistic im not the best at social interactions he just straight up ignores it and hes so freaking horny and im so not horny and i just cant and he claims that we were arguing all day but i didnt see it as arguing and then he talked about one of his kinks or whatever and he wanted to call me a slut or call him a slut or degrade him and i got uncomfortable and i didn't know what to do at all i feel so dumb for just not saying hey i dont like that and then this morning he asked me if i was serious about our relationship and i was like yeah but this whole ordeal has made me unsure and he changed his pfp last night when i just took a break from my phone and posted a depressing ass insta note like i was the one leaving him as if he didnt start anything by calling me young and immature and im only 10 months younger than him and i act immature when i feel comfortable around people and he always says that hes used to dating older women who want to use him and are more mature and i feel like i just walked into a pole flying a big red flag like a moron like what the actual hell am i doing hes more concerned abt how he looks than how i feel about him and its aggravating and i literally don't care abt looks cause ill eventually go blind anyways cause my eyesight is just gonna decline and decline until glasses cant help me anymore so i want someone who has a good personality and can be there and can understand that im not neurotypical and not like his last girlfriends im not gothic and freaky and older by a long shot im just me Rose a autistic girl who goes about life trying so hard to find true bonds and relationships and always fails im not goth i have no specific style and i dress colorful and im not freaky i literally rarely feel any feelings like that either and i may not act mature when i like you because why would i act quiet and composed around someone whos supposed to love the real me the me that thinks everything is funny and makes the dumbest jokes and has a whole board on Pinterest of reaction images to send to people to make them laugh and you know what he said to me "This is why i dont date younger girls" YOU ARE LITERALLY MY AGE hes was in the same grade as me in school and got his heart broken by one girl and thinks hes so mature this is the second guy in a row that probably only loves me for my body once again and im still a virgin no one gets to touch me or take that til im married and every guy seems to think saying i wanna marry you means ill give it up if me and him break up im just gonna stop wasting my energy and give the fuck up on love because i dont need romance i need real friendship and bonds that cant be broken what do you think