#his f/o tag stays tho

[cryingatships]

NorthSonic fic idea-

Everyone in x hunter is all tired after betting in the Epic NorthSonic Get Together bet that went on for a whole year after the events of Pit Babe, started and maintained by Kim who kept tabs on every development and in which everyone participated, including Jeff the self-proclaimed hermit and Babe, who like to stay 10 feet away from messy romantic relationships these days.

(Jeff had his future seeing powers wiped away with the magic serum shortly after the Pit Babe events so Kim allows him to participate. Tho Jeff regrets giving up his powers slightly after seeing the wagers involved.)

But it leads to nothing for literal months.

Kim is so, so close to giving up his detailed spreadsheets with times and dates and locations of where North and Sonic were seen together and everyone in the team is quite close to assuming that the alpha and omega were just v v good friends who sometimes liked to cuddle and nuzzle and share their bed and nest with e/o. It happens. They have seen weirder things. Like Way getting knocked up with Pete's child and marrying the man in the course of 3 months.

At this time members from other racing team have also joined, some under diff aliases, cause North and Sonic, the chaotic duo, were popular and well-loved in the thai racing scene, and there was no lack of hush-hush gossiping about the relationship status every season.

X hunter secret betting association (secret cause they want to keep it out of Alan's eyes, not knowing that he knows this already and has even placed a bet with an alias in favour of North and Sonic being together. Can't be caught publicly making bets about his team members, he needs be a responsible owner u.u)

Except the spreadsheets fall on North and Sonic's hand (or maybe only one of them) along with the wagers. By now the entire narrative has shifted, and most are betting that North and Sonic are not, and will not, be together ever.

The only people still favouring the duo being together are Alan (under his alias ofc), Kim (he swears he get couple vibes from the two), and Kenta, who is participating solely to support if bf, and a random few names from the other teams.

NorthSonic sees this, and like the gremlins they are, they see this as a lovely opportunity to make a nice, quick buck. Afterall, who told ~80% of the thai racing scene to speculate so shamelessly into other people's love lifes?

They laugh at how delulu people are these days, because in which universe would they fall in love and be together? Their laugh tapers off into silence and they stare at e/o's eyes. They turn a little red, look away, and a few minutes later together arrive at a wonderful idea—they'll place bets and pretend to get together for a month to snag the money.

It all goes well.

They turn out to be very good actors—turning their usual cuddles, back hugs etc a little longer and posting pics of them visiting places together like always, except this time they stand a little closer and put heart emojis and kissing faces when they post and tag e/o.

Then they start occasionally dropping a kiss or two on the other's cheeks, forehead or lips. What's a little kissing between homies, right?

Then they both start bringing each other random gifts and flowers, red roses and perfumes and all that glitz that online magazines will heap praises on them for.

It's nice. Too nice.

They both start realizing that maybe they like the more than a homie. It's slow. But it's there. North and Sonic both feel shy yet can't stop cause BAHTS.

The deadline for the bet arrive and they (along with Kim, Kenta and Alan) have a very, very happy day.

They have a nice dinner at a nice beachside restaurant in Pattaya as an ending celebration for their successful, month-long fake relationship while sipping fancy imported wine.

Then they go to a beachside bar, like they do after every successful race, and get drunk off their asses. They stumble back to the hotel, fall on the large bed of their suite (cause why pay for two suites when you can share one with your homie?)

They make good use of the nice, soft, large hotel bed.

They wake up in the morning and find themselves staring at e/o and smile and decide to not talk about it.

They go back to Bangkok together in one car.

North drives Sonic to his house and go to Alan's himself, where he stumbles into the team-uncle's arms, ignoring Jeff's very concerned glances, and is escorted (more like dragged) to a room by Alan, who then shuts the door after him, telling Jeff to not worry, he can take care of it.

Alan gets a call and leaves the room. Some time passes, during which North completely panics and wonders if his friendship will ever be salvageable, if he can ever look at Sonic as a friend, if he wants to look at Sonic as a friend, would Sonic ever look at him as someone more than a friend, why would Sonic never look at him as someone more than a friend, why is Sonic so pretty, why does Sonic have the prettiest eyes, Why does Sonic look so hot when he's moaning and telling North to fuck him harder, why is Sonic so nice and soft and cute and small for an alpha, would Sonic ever knot him, how would Sonic help him through his heats if he were his boyfriend, why did he never realize how much he loves Sonic, why is he not dating Sonic anymore, why did he not confess when he had the chance, why was he so greedy for money, is not getting to date Sonic the retribution for being so sinfully greedy about Money-

Alan comes back right then as he's spiralling out of control.

He offers North an ibruprofen, a bottle of water, and a long, long hug during which he pats the boy and tells him it will be ok as the omega wets his shirt with tears and snot. (Alan cringes only a little. He's quite used to it by now.)

He gives North a short speech about the importance of communication, and another about birth control and safe sex. North splutters at the later one and mournfully says that it's useless, Uncle should save his breath.

Alan smiles mysteriously and leaves the room.

Fifteen minutes later Sonic is pushed into the room by Alan and the door bangs close, leaving two of them in the room.

(Alan smiles at Jeff's raised eyebrows and says it'll all work out. He was the one who talked Sonic into coming here, he knows his boys and he knows they are finally ready to take their heads off their asses.)

When the door is opened 2 hours later (because Alan can not possibly starve his boys, no matter how much he wants them to talk it out), the couch and the table in the room have already been sullied. The bed would have been next, and also Alan's eyes, but North and Sonic were a little too too tired by then.

Alan is sad for his furniture, but it comes with the two dumbasses in his team finally sorting themselves out and making Alan worry less, so it's a worthy trade. And he also has the money from the bet :)

The rest of the team only knows much, much later, thanks to a slip of tongue from Jeff while talking with Charlie, who tells Babe, and the secret is out.

Kim is very happy and by proxy Kenta is too, but the rest are a little miffed. They get over it soon after seeing how happy North and sonic are.

The secret is never spilled out of the team, however, because even Kim, with his cute korean looks and winning smile can't keep it down if ~70% of the thai racing scene starts yelling at him for unofficial fraud. And also cause he, and NorthSonic really like their profits from the bet.

[system-architect]

no one tagged me in it but i rlly wanted to do a character tag meme like ive seen ppl on my dash doing so,,, :"") here's the one that's been going around, for plex!

personally obsessed with the fact that his ingame visage is extremely babied boy and then when i draw him it reveals the fact like oh this is a very tired, awkwardly built, angular guy who's nearing 30. ok anyways, stuff below the cut!

-- B A S I C S

Name: Plex (fully titled: Infotechnist Plex)

Nicknames: (none. his handle on various console software is pl3x tho)

Age: 28

Birthday: 63 Scion 1308

Race: Asura

Gender: trans dude of some kind, he/him

Orientation: gay

Profession: he is an Inquest Technician very literally! minus the wiki bit mentioning magic since the stock npc is an ele lmao. ingame he's an engi, but as a character he has no combat skills whatsoever other than basic required training on how to use a firearm (which he hopes to never have to use)

-- P H Y S I C A L A S P E C T S

Hair: white (technically very very platinum blonde, natural)

Eyes: they're technically black with permanent yellow nightshine going on in his pupils. or irises. whatever the yellow dots are. don't worry about it.

Skin: albino (w/ light cream-tan stripe markings)

Tattoos/Scars: he's got a Y-shaped scar across his chest, and a couple of metal ports embedded on the right (viewer's left) side of his chest near his sternum, which have scarring around them

-- F A M I L Y

This section of the report has been obscured from view by the Inquest Legal Bureau at the behest of Redactor Trejj. Please contact your krewe's Overseer to initiate the proper clearance check measures if you believe this was in error. If you do not believe that it was in error, and instead that your ability to access this report whatsoever was unintended, please close the report at your earliest convenience and report to your facility's Inquisitor to be disciplined for reading this far.

-- S K I L L S

Abilities: Adept programmer with an eye for detail, and a photographic memory for numbers/strings of code specifically. Excels at combining complex pieces of information.

Hobbies: Gaming, movies/animations/shows, putting together model kits. Gets in a lot of arguments on programming and golemancy forums.

-- T R A I T S

Most positive generally helpful traits: Hard working (....usually), fast + thorough at things he puts his mind to, prefers to stay out of other people's business, good at keeping secrets, relatively open minded, has a pretty big capacity for empathy (even if he doesn't always show/use it)

Most negative generally unhelpful traits: Has a big mouth/isn't able to suppress his opinions about certain things, picky/fussy/whiny, socially awkward, tends to make interactions tense quickly, deep insecurity that bleeds over into how he acts around others, wants to 'win' things constantly, easily gets an inflated ego from said 'wins' that leads him to bite off more than he can chew after that

-- L I K E S

Colors: black LOL. also yellow (matches him!)

Smells: fresh coffee, cool rain on concrete, lemon, pine, canned air

Textures: leather and suede, soft fabrics (but not 'plush')

Drinks: coffee of course... also novelty flavor energy drinks even though they make his stomach feel like it's caving in on itself every time

-- O T H E R D E T A I L S

Smokes: lord no he'd start coughing on it

Drinks: his alcohol tolerance is about -2 so this is also a no. the man's veins and stomach lining are made of like.. tissue paper

Drugs: what do u think

Been arrested: no.. aside from being in the inquest (Which Is In Itself Literally Not A Crime) he's a fairly law abiding mild-mannered citizen lmfao. i mean he probably torrents things under a vpn but that's very low on the list of concerns for the peacemakers,

[eternitas]

Hi Lou!! Tbh, I'd love to ask you...all of the selfship questions, but I'll be nice and say 1-4 uwu for Gokudera! [Unless you're cool with answering them all 👀✨️]

Just for fun selfship ask meme

Thank you so so much for sending this in! ... 3... months ago orz I am so so sorry for answering so late, I hope waiting for my answer was worth it QwQ

1. does your f/o have any special nicknames for you? what are they? do you have a favorite?

Gokudera isn't exactly super openly affectionate or romantic. He is pragmatic and when he is romantic it is a rare, but genuine moment just between them. While he doesn't have a special nickname, he does sometimes call Rena "tesoro" (itl. treasure) and has refered to her as a sun or glowing star, though never to her face.

2. do you and your f/o share any hobbies? what are they? do you see one another as rivals, collaborators, something else?

Rena and Hayato are competitive spirits and often get into little competitions with each other that usually hold either no stakes but their pride, or chores and small gifts. It's never harsh enough that Dera becomes seriously upset over a loss (he actually really appreciates that she can give him a run for his money), but it's also never completely trivial. These competitions can range from who gets to a place first, to directly facing off in a video or card game (especially with poker and other games where you have to keep your reactions in check Rena usually has the upper hand due to her knowledge in acting and directing, being able to pick up on the subtlest of changes in Gokuderas demeanor, who still has a hard time keeping his emotions in check).

Interestingly enough when it comes to hobbies they diverge a bit. Rena loves to be creative, her work at the theater is incredibly fullfilling to her, so she spends a lot of time going to see different plays and reads new pieces. Hayato is also very creative, but his creativity leans more towards the engineering and constructing. In that they are supportive with and towards each other, but don't necesarily always partake in the others interest. However they both are interested in the supernatural, with Rena being a scaredy cat that is mostly into mythology and the occult while Hayato is more interested in cryptids and extraterestrials. Hayato likes going ghost hunting or cryptid hunting and once in a while he can persuade Rena to tag along though not without promising up and down that he won't scare her on purpose and that he'll protect her if anything does happen.

One hobby they do participate in together is movie nights. They switch up who picks the movie and each one of them has a chance to veto a pick. They both enjoy watching all kinds of movies and talk about them, dissecting story, special and practical effects, character writing and acting, directing- they can both contribute their own knowledge to these talks which are even more enjoyable to them than the movies themselves.

Small picrew I edited depicting them watching a scary movie.

Original

3. do you have any songs that remind you of your f/o? a playlist? what do they think of it, if you’ve shared it with them?

Okay so I USED to have a playlist but I deleted it orz, tho there are two songs I def remember associating with this ship which is

Cinderblock Garden by All Time Low and Perfect by Topic and Ally Brooke

4. where are your favorite places to go with your f/o? what’s your favorite part of that place, or the time you spend together there?

When it comes to favourite places to be at then there come only 3 to mind. First is Renas apartment. It's a small 2 room flat with an open kitchen, a big livingroom with a narrow balcony and a small bedroom. It's cozy but not claustrophobic and Hayato stays over a few times. After a very eventful day it's nice to flop onto the sofa and watch a movie together.

Then there is one of Renas favourite cafes. It's in a sidestreet of the city, rather small and has a bit of a maritime country-chic flair with exceptionally good coffee and cake. They don't usually house big groups or many people so it never feels cramped and or overwhealming when it comes to the surounding noise.

Last but definitely not least is the westpark. It's close to the Residence where the Neo Vongola stay in italy and is often place of performances by Renas theater group Mosaico. It's a nice small park with one half of the park being mostly greenspace for people to chill on and the other being a bit more groomed, layed out and romantic with benches and grenery tunnels.

(Thinking specifically about the passages I personally know, here, here, and here, plus a well kept flower garden park as depicted here)

In general: anywhere where it's not too full and too loud is a nice place for them to hang out.

[dunetevenn]

Intro Post

Hi, I'm Dune

(also goes by Tevenn or Stain, you pick)

I'm a traditional artist who loves selfshipping.

I'm just chilling in my corner tbh, not interacting much most of the time, but feel free to start a tchat if you feel like it (don't garantee I'll answer in the minute tho, my inner batteries are often low)

I have other blogs, but this is my main. If you want no selfship stuff you can check @dunetevennartsncrafts (it also got a carrd with all of my links for other accounts in other places)

I'm open for Commissions (I'll put a link for the infos at the end) and Art Trades (always open for mutuals) !!

Here's a few infos that can be useful here:

I'm non-sharing, but I'm still okay with interactions from people with doubles, as long as it respects my boundaries :

Please don't use my personal art to project/relate your feelings on an f/o we share (I sometimes make general f/o posts for that, please use those instead)

Please don't try to show me romantic ships involving my beloveds (Family/Friend ships are fine!!)

While I'm fine, even happy with interactions from doubles and fans of the characters I'm shipping with, please don't take it personally if I am not returning the attention.

While my love for my fictional beloveds stays in me, my focus can shift without warnings. So if you're following me for one interest in particular... whoops. Nah seriously I can spend months being super invested on one f/o and switching to an other for a week, it's totally random. Really I don't recommend following me if you only want content about a specific character :/

This is not a fandom blog!!

And lastly, this place is not friendly to anyone shipping adult x child, incest or zoophile stuff. You'll get blocked anyway if you try to follow me.

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Links:

Carrd page for f/o and s/i list + some ship tags to block if you want :

Here's my strawpage :

And my commission sheet :

Also, some general tags (for specific ship tags, see my carrd):

#the pile of sand is talking (for everytime I open my mouth about anything)

#dune tevenn (I sign my posts with this)

#dunetevenn ship (I sign my selfship posts with it)

That's all, if you stayed, thank you for reading!! And if you decide to follow, I hope you'll like my silly drawings of me kissing fictional men lol

[dissidiacloudstrife]

tagged by @mystery-salad (and requests one of my lesser known ones)

-- B A S I C S

name: Shanks Dancepants

nicknames: people who know him call him tapcat!

birthday: 1309 AE, In the summer time

race: Charr, formally Iron Legion

gender: whatever funny for a joke but uses he/him

orientation: gay

profession: traveling tap dancer! usually seen with the band Eavanass, but he isn't with them all the time

-- P H Y S I C A L A S P E C T S

hair: fur thats sosososos soft, nothing on top of scalp that's different from fur

eyes: green!

skin: medium ginger tabby fur with brown stripes!

tattoos/scars: scars on his paw pads from dancing so much, but nothing too bad! he does have an extra set of ears (the cat looking ones at the top!) and he also has very short horns!

-- F A M I L Y

parents: he was raised in a furar but doesn't consider his guardians his parents, and never cared for his actual blood parents!

siblings: no blood relatives as far as he knows! he considers friends he makes as found family

grandparents: N/A

in laws and others: N/A

pets: N/A

-- S K I L L S

abilities: fantastic tap dancer, or dancer in general! his interest and what he's the best at is tap however. he learned through a human he met in divinities reach! because of charrs digitigrade legs, and couldnt tap down on a heel, he uses his tail!

hobbies: he can sing pretty well! he loves busking still despite doing show gigs all over. out of that he loves reading, and finding new musicians to busk with.

-- T R A I T S

most positive trait: absolute ray of sunshine to be around. he enjoys making people laugh and smile, or just have fun. hes a wonderful entertainer to all.

most negative trait: if you see shanks, you probably wont see him again for a while unless he's doing a gig. he typically travels a lot, and doesnt stay in one place for long, but he does return a lot, but not in a timely manner unless he's under a contract.

-- L I K E S

colors: VERY bright colors, loves brass too!

smells: an old brass instrument, worn leather, old clothes

textures: honestly how soft his fur is

drinks: water baby, dehydration is no joke when dancing

-- O T H E R D E T A I L S

smokes: absolutely not

drinks: if he's going to the bar with people, he'll drink, and sometimes get drunk if he doesnt have anything to do the next few days

drugs: nah, not rly into it

been arrested: yep! by the iron legion specifically for not doing his military stuff. his human tap dance teacher bailed him out, using "his skills are necessary for my show." he's never been arrested since tho!

[yawn-junn]

helloo are requests open? can i request boyfriend a-z with james from trainee a? thanks so much !!!

♡James A - Z♡

♡Special thanks too: anon, trainee a, James

♡Note: sorry this took so long I had a skin condition going on it's cleared up now and it no longer hurts to hold my phone

♡Taglist: @leoonoa - @mxlly143 - @wonootnoot

♡cw: kissing : affection : mentions of pda : mentions of jealousy :

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A - affection (how affectionate are they)

Extremely, he's always hanging off you, or pulling on your arm for attention.

B - boyfriend points (cute things they do)

Sometimes when he's bored, he'll randomly call out for you but say nothing, or he'll (if he's laying on the floor) crawl over to you and "accidentally" trip you then trap you into cuddling with him.

C - comfort (how comforting are they)

He's not very good with his words when it comes to comforting so he tends to stick with affection and gently rub you're arm or back while letting you get out what's got you upset.

D - dreams (there future with you)

He imagined like 9 kids a giant house with 8 dogs and 4 cats with a few fish.

E - everlasting (how long will y'all last)

As long as you want him, he'll stay with you till you get tired of him and move on.

F - friendship (how long were you two friends)

For a few months before he confessed, he only talked with you because he's seen you around and you became a small(read: huge) crush.

G - games (couple games they play with you)

He's all for games, I mean if he could he'd play games 24 hours with you, but his favorite is even tho it's childish is tag he loves chasing you around.

H - hugs (how often do they crave hugs)

365 24/7 none stop he loves hugs whenever he can attach to you he will.

I - I love yous (who was the first person to say I love you)

He was, spontaneously he just yelled it out one day, like actually yelled, the two of you were watching TV when suddenly you heard a gasp from next to you a very loud "I love you!" Following right after.

J - jealousy (how jealous are they?)

He can get self conscious, so instead of getting mad jealous he'll get sulky and make sad little comments asking why you even like him.

K - kisses (kinds of kisses they give)

Cheek kisses and lip kisses are his favorite when he can't reach either he'll put his eye close to you and blink leaving butterfly kisses.

L - lazy days (lazy days with them)

Lazy days are rare, he's super hyper so to get him chill it happens rarely, but when they do happen he likes to cuddle and play a random game on his phone while you're head rests on his chest.

M - mornings (mornings with them)

You wake up way before him, so you'd get all you're stuff done and get ready letting him sleep more before you gently shake him awake.

N - nicknames (nicknames for one another)

He calls you the weirdest nicknames he can think of you're not "babe, baby, honey" or anything sweet you're "stink"

O - opening up (how fast did they open up to you)

A few months after being friends before you started dating when he opened up to you that's when he confessed.

P - PDA (public display of affection)

The most he'll do is hand holding but only the pinkies.

Q - quality time (how they spend time with you)

Whenever he gets free time he's by you're side so you often play games or do what he likes.

R - romance (how romantic are they)

3/10 on the romantic scale he can be if it's an important event but he's nowhere near romantic on a normal day.

S - support (how supportive are they)

You're #1 Fan he hypes you up like no other.

T - thrill (how thrilled are they about you)

When he was in trainee a they often complained since he never shut up about you, he'd brag even if you just flipped you're hair over you're shoulder.

U - understanding (how understanding are they)

He's went through a lot as a trainee that really opened his eyes moving from one place to another and forcing himself to learn a whole new language changed his view on a lot of stuff.

V - value (how much they value you)

He values you like he values life, to him you're everything and need to cherished.

W - wild card (random head cannon)

He loves teaching you his native tongue whenever you get something right he'll give you a round of applause.

X - xylophone (your couple song)

Promise by jimin

Y - you (what they think of you)

He thinks you're an angel he thinks so highly of you.

Z - zzz (naps with them)

Naps with him consist of cuddling (him on you to keep you warm) his hand gently under you're head to act as a pillow and the other hand is interlocked with yours.

[ogamagirl]

Heck it - I answered the rest of those Poke-themed asks because I wanted to, fight me ✨

Art by Nonny - go under the readmore to read me rambling bout us |3c

Eevee - What Eeveelutions would fit you and your F/O?

-He's Umbreon for sure! I feel like dark n steel types tend to suit him best so Umbreon is his Eeveelution for sure - Umbreon has sort of a broody expression that matches Soul well, and it, like Absol his ace, I think gets sort of a bad rep because of its typing, kind of how some might assume the worst about Soul because of his sort of "bad boy" aesthetic, when that couldn't be further from the truth! On my end - my first fav Eeveelution was Vaporeon because it was the first one I raised properly, but my current fav is Sylveon (actually it's a tie between Sylveon and Umbreon but seeing as Soul has Umbreon) so I guess...a tie between Vaporeon and Sylveon? Water is often associated with adaptability and I don't particularly like being adaptable but I think I'm fairly good at doing so lol, while Sylveon evolves through lots of love and I think I have a lot of love to give!

Alolan!Raichu - Have you and your F/O ever tried surfing?

-No! :0 Soul's done body-boarding before but not full on surfing; I have never tried either properly (like, I've used body-boards for fun but that's it). We both like swimming tho!

Gengar - Do either of you believe in ghosts?

-Mm...SE-verse wise, technically souls that persist without being absorbed quickly have the potential to manifest as ghosts, so :0

Meganium - Flower power! Do you two have a garden (or plan to grow one)?

-Nah; I do not have a green thumb and we also have a cat - our apartment doesn't have a lot of outdoor space so anything that we grow would have to be grown inside, and Yutaka would 100% chew on the plants sjfdgnlsfjg. Maybe when we have our own bigger space growing vegetables might be fun to try, but I don't think I'm particularly adept at growing things to begin with so probably not TuT;;

Roserade - Have you or your F/O ever given each other a bouquet? What kinds of flowers were in it?

-I am actually allergic to flowers |D I think they're very beautiful but having them in the same room as me makes me sneeze like crazy, so Soul does not often get me bouquets TAT;;; a couple of times before he knew me well enough to know that he did though! Standard roses the first time, but he got me a bouquet with red spider lilies once - which, we're both aware of the standard symbolism behind them, but they're my favorite flower regardless, so I was touched because he remembered!!

Soul's not the biggest fan of flowers so I've never given him a bouquet as a present.

Comfey - The best way to relax with each other?

-Chillin'  on the couch either watching something or playing a video game  together. Video game might be our favorite - we don't play a lot of  multiplayer stuff, rather we tag-team a single player game, giving each  other hints or working together to solve puzzles, it's a lot of fun! TuT

Mimikyu - Imagine cosplaying as your F/O (or your F/O cosplaying as you). How does it turn out?

-Mweheh, I do casual cosplay of him all the time because I have stolen multiple articles of clothing from him :3c mostly stuff he wore as a teen that doesn't fit him anymore but fits me well enough because I'm short, like his track jacket and a couple of sweaters. He is bemused by this |3

The style of t-shirt I used to wear back them is actually a style of t-shirt he wears fairly frequently still, so I guess he does casual cosplay of me too in that way? 🤔 I don't think he's ever worn the exact color combo I did tho (red and black, haha). But we do matchy outfits a lot now =w=

Chansey - Who worries more if either one of you ends up in a hospital?

-BOTH of us would be worried, but definitely Soul TAT;; I've broken bones multiple times since we've been together and he was always super worried ;; Thankfully none of those hospital visits necessitated staying overnight, he absolutely would have slept on the floor lol.

Ditto - If someone tried to impersonate you or your F/O, how would you distinguish the two?

that's all I'm saying on that lmfao

Altaria - What’re yours and your F/O’s thoughts on cloud-gazing?

-Hm!  I don't think either of us feel one particular way about it :0 clouds are pretty and fun to look at, and if we're outside and bored we've both  pointed out clouds that look like funny things to each other, but it's  not something that either of us actively seek to do.

Jirachi - Would you or your F/O wish for anything?

-I'd wish for money ;; I know that's pretty materialistic but I'm a broke millennial that basically lives paycheck to paycheck lmfao - I don't want to be CRAZY rich, I just want enough for us both to be comfortable and not have to worry about things and be able to get treats for ourselves and our friends consistently...

Soul's not a very materialistic person, so I think he'd just wish for the continued strength to protect his loved ones.

Luvdisc - Who fell in love with whom first?

-Meeeeeeee .////////. I mused on this recently in other asks I think, but it wasn't love at first sight, rather interest at first sight that developed into love fairly quickly the more I got to know him. It was because I was trying to hang out with him more and get to know him that he got to know me too, and subsequently found himself developing feelings as well 💖

Stoutland - Any pets you own? Care to tell me a bit about them?

-We  have a black cat named Yutaka! He is a nasty beast boy whom we love  dearly. I am definitely the cat person between the two of us (having to  deal with Blair soured Soul on cats for a while lmfao but he's come around) and baby Yutaka more but Soul always gives him treats n   scritches and sometimes I've found them napping together and it's   adoooooorable TAT////////

Articuno - It’s snowing outside! Do you two play in the snow or stay inside and cuddle with warm drinks?

-STAY INSIDE AND CUDDLE LMAO - I do like cold weather and snow is very pretty but I like to observe it from the inside nowadays. Soul gets cold very easily so he's definitely inside snuggled up to me haha - he will also have a warm drink, but I do not like warm drinks, so I get warm by cuddling him u//v//u

Vanillite - What’s yours and your F/O’s favorite frozen desserts?

-We both like ice cream!!!! My favorite flavor is chocolate - and like, that includes any kind of chocolate, be it plain or with extra stuff in it like chocochips or shavings or brownies or cookie dough or....uh, yeah you get the idea |D

Soul's not a huge sweets person but he likes cinnamon or fruit flavors!

Bellossom - How do you two help each other fall asleep?

-The act of being next to each other in bed is already a big contributing factor to helping us fall asleep, but in case we're having trouble falling asleep:

Soul will often tickle my back and talk softly to me - it could be about anything, it's me falling asleep to his voice that helps. He also once wrote/played a really quick instrumental piano piece that he put on my iPod all sneaky like to help me fall asleep when I had a period of having really bad nightmares, so if I need an even EXTRA push he'll put that on for me ;/////;

I'll sing to Soul if he needs help falling asleep, and I will also tickle his back or play with his hair while I do so.

Jigglypuff - On a scale of one to ten (or tenouttaten), how much of a softie is your F/O towards you? (alt. how much of a softie are you towards them?)

-He's a tenouttaten of course! But in his own special Soul way - like, he's very good at being firm with me if I'm being unreasonable, so he doesn't coddle me. But he's very patient and gentle, and he never gets angry with me if I'm having a bad day because of my anxiety or depression, he's always just steadfastly next to me for as long as I need. We both know each other extremely well at this point, of course, so he'll often give me hugs or physical affection without me having to ask for it, because he can tell when I need it. But he'll also be playful and give me physical affection because HE wants it, coming up behind me when I'm cooking to hold me around the waist and rest his head on my shoulder, or surprising me by taking a shower with me and washing my hair for me. He's .//////. mmm. always so wonderful....

I am also of course a tenouttaten towards him sjgnlgngdg when I get affectionate I get AFFECTIONATE and very clingy and cuddly - my style of giving affection is a bit more "aggressive" than him, I guess? xD but again, we know each other and understand the way we each give affection so he takes all of it in stride - and let's be honest, it makes him very happy that I hype him up and call him cool and the best all the time =//w//=

Delibird - How fancy are you two when it comes to giving gifts?

-Not super fancy in the sense that we don't often get each other expensive stuff. Like, I don't wear a lot of jewelry and don't want expensive jewelry to begin with, so that's not something Soul often gets me - the only things he gets me with any regularity are earrings because I like them and he picks things that he think I'll like, not based on how expensive they are. That's critical for both of us, thinking about what would mean something to each other rather than the price tag - like, one of his favorite things I've gotten him was a little bell with a skull on it that's supposed to protect motorcycle riders, and he still has it on his motorcycle keychain! It wasn't an expensive gift, but it was meaningful to him, because it's connected to one of his hobbies and shows I was thinking about him. So...not fancy, but always thoughtful 💖

Blaziken - Do you or your F/O train often?

-Heeee does! He kind of has to lmao - he and Maka still go out on missions so he has to be in good physical condition to be ready for any sort of situation that might come up. I have gone on and off over the years in regards to working out regularly (anxiety and depression combo be a bitch lmao) but CURRENTLY I try to do some physical activity for at least 30 minutes a day. He comes on my walks with me!

Gardevoir - Has your F/O referred to you as “their princess/queen”? (or vice versa?)

-Noooooooo lmao that's not Soul's style at all |D I know I'm that IMPORTANT to him, of course, but he's never been one for many nicknames; his most often used one for me is "babe". I don't think I'd want him to call me princess or queen tbh, it would feel weird. I like being his babe //w//

I've never called him prince or king either for the record lmao.

Cherrim (Sunny Form) - If it’s a sunny day outside, do you go outside to spend time together or no?

-That  is entirely dependent on the temperature lmAO I hate the heat, so if  it's above, like, 75F (so like 24C) I will not willingly spend any kind  of time outside. But if it's not too hot, sure! As mentioned above we  like taking walks together so if the weather's nice and it's sunny we'll  take a walk together.

Wailord - Who’s taller, you or your F/O? What’s the height difference?

-Soul issssss a foot taller than me =w=b 💖 (that's around 33cm for my metric friends) Our height difference is v important to me I treasure it, can bury my face in his chest when we hug, I'm the perfect height for him to give me forehead kisses u///u

Chatot - Give me a song that sums up your self ship!

-I think...a tie between Alone Together by FOB and Felidae by Hiroyuki Sawano. Alone Together just felt like our song from since the first time I heard it, same thing with Felidae. We have two playlists (one "normal" one, one strictly for Black Room songs) and a LOT of music is important to us (naturally), but those two songs are special.

Munchlax - What’s one food that both of you refuse to eat?

-Hmm! That's a good question...I refuse to eat a lot of things, I have a lot of texture issues ;; He is far less picky and eats pretty much anything! But something both of us refuse to eat...maybe...zucchini? I don't think either of us like zucchini |D

Shaymin - Have you or your F/O expressed gratitude? How so?

-Oh man all the time! We are both extremely grateful for each other. I express gratitude by doing extra things for Soul, like getting him a present just because or making his favorite thing for dinner. He does those things too, but he'll also take care of things for me, like if I'm too tired to clean but the apartment really needs it he'll take care of it without asking for help, or if I'm tired he'll carry me to bed without asking. We both always watch out for each other 💖

Victini - How do you two motivate each other to do stuff?

-Lotta pep talks! Soul especially is very good at this - I get in my own head A. LOT and he is very good at being objective/taking a step back and helping me work through things when I'm having a tough time or need a little extra push to do things. I'll motivate Soul if he needs it with lil rewards as well - not physical stuff, but like "if you do these chores when you're done we'll hang out/I'll make you a snack/rub your shoulders", stuff like that haha.

[oswinunknown]

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Hi there! Welcome to my Blog!

My name is Oswin, though you can call me Ozzie or Oz. My pronouns are He/Him, I am 19, and I am Filipino! I draw, animate, act, and play video games. I stream on Twitch occasionally, as well as post on Youtube, and Instagram. I also have a Carrd too if you're interested.

[If you draw me, please use my sona and not my irl look, ty!]

This is my main blog! I mainly reblog stuff here, but I will also occasionally post about other fandoms here. For the list, check under the cut!

I also have sideblogs for the following fandoms:

@employee052 my Stanley Parable sideblog. (i post more art here!)

@thesecondcrowbar my Half-Life & HLVRAI sideblog. (semi-dead, might revive)

@bizarreisntit my JJBA sideblog. (hella dead. will probably revive once I start watching p4 again)

[IMPORTANT] If you're wondering why my inbox, mentions, and replies are disabled at the moment. Please read this post for full information. (Its not long, I promise. It is very important however so I would encourage you to read it.)

[For more information on tags, F/Os, RP sideblogs, Fandoms, and More, Check under the cut!]

Hope you enjoy your stay! Welcome Aboard!

[Active Tags] #artswin is all art. including animation #animswin is animations specifically #editswin is for fancams/edits. i mainly post them on my instagram @/ozzytheiii #ozzie plays games is for video game stuff. mostly seen in on my tsp sideblog tho.

[F/O's] [I ship these F/Os with my Self-Insert Sona/OC more than myself IRL. They are all platonic F/Os / Close Friends*]

The Narrator (The Stanley Parable) [BFF/QPR]

Mayor Damien (Who Killed Markiplier) [Platonic]

Gordon Freeman (Half Life) [Platonic]

Wheatley (Portal) [Platonic]

[* The Narrator is my primary F/O, specifically the version ive named "Virgil" that I draw over on my TSP sideblog who acts as my Best Friend/QPR Bestie. I also pretend like he is real sometimes as comfort. If you wish to ship yourself/an oc/your sona with him, please let me know beforehand!]

[RP Sideblogs] (ALL UNDER HIATUS)

@mrthenarrator my TSP Narrator blog. (ON HIATUS)

@theadventurelynne my teen!Adventure Line blog. (WIP/ON HIATUS)

@greenahiredattorney my Who Killed Markiplier District Attorney OC blog. (ON HIATUS)

[Fandoms I talk about here]

Markiplier

Unus Annus

Lupin III

Doctor Who

Good Omens

Valve Games (Portal 1/2, Half Life, TF2)

Half-Life VR but the AI is Self Aware (HLVRAI)

Kingsman

IHNMAIMS

Chuckle Sandwich (The Group. Schlatt, Ted Nivison, and Charlie Slimecicle)

Baldurs Gate 3

Encanto

Camp Camp

Cyberpunk 2077

Phineas and Ferb

Green Eggs and Ham (Netflix)

Wander over Yonder

BBC Merlin

JoJo's Bizarre Adventure

[so-lychee]

I posted 7,089 times in 2022

That's 1,088 more posts than 2021!

1,102 posts created (16%)

5,987 posts reblogged (84%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@dramatic-and-damned

@fierreth-who

@adultkiddo

@loverrr-girl

I tagged 4,095 of my posts in 2022

Only 42% of my posts had no tags

#kerry replies - 910 posts

#prev tags - 390 posts

#you me and the beat - 338 posts

#ask games!! - 319 posts

#kerrycore - 144 posts

#stay for the night i’ll sell you a dream <3 - 139 posts

#freak the freak out - 107 posts

#morris <3 - 106 posts

#saving asap - 95 posts

#anons <;33 - 94 posts

Longest Tag: 140 characters

#<3333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

The Boiled Potatoes Cult

@f-i-t-z-s-i-m-m-o-n-s 

@glittercrashhh

@sternenleserin

@engineering-kar-rahi-hu-aunty

@shydestinykryptonite

@taemin-jaemin

@ficpromptdealer

@myopicmeerkat

@ialmostdonothingnew

@deadpotayto

@rxined-rqses

@xionandpluto14

@akuutaguava

@stay-because-now-you-have-a-home

@anonymouse-the-asian

@dremyink06

@avocadosfromfigaro

@randomlyblue

@tfischaitea

In the boiled potatoes cult we eat boiled potatoes, write ballads about boiled potatoes and hit whoever says anything bad about us with boiled potatoes :D

Mkay so i made discord server too- no clue how it works tho-

79 notes - Posted January 15, 2022

#4

OH WAIT

anyone here an air sign? like gemini, aquarius or libra??

80 notes - Posted February 14, 2022

#3

OK BUT IS ANY BSDCULE PERSON HERE I HAVE AN AU IDEA

94 notes - Posted January 14, 2022

#2

WAIT OKAY PEOPLE LISTEN

@akuutaguava @panic-at-the-gender @jesperisamfbicon @chuuy-a @lillybet-the-overlord @existential-dread-in-the-am @narcissisticvictorian @11nolongerhuman AU IDEA

✨F A K E   D A T I N G✨

98 notes - Posted February 7, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

BSDCule History AU

@akuutaguava :  that snobby rich kid who is like always sick and coughing on everyone and everyones like rushing to my aid but i yell at them to back off

@panic-at-the-gender

@glittercrashhh : Dying king who has no heir’s illegit child

@elvearryn : Local mysterious person who no one knows much about

@boombboi :  the son of a duke who hates the king and secretly joins the other kingdom’s side and when he finally inherited his father’s title, he becomes a spy for the other kingdom

@chuuy-a :  enemy kingdom’s runaway heir

@jesperisamfbicon :  the bisexual princess that the king would like to leave the throne to but sOCiEty diSApPrOVes

@exi-stencil-ism

@the-unhinged-fangirl :  that one enby with a witch-y aesthetic. will fuck you up but when it comes to killing that pig NoOoO she suddenly has morals now

@alexanderthepatrochillestrash

@adultkiddo :  assassin that isn’t specifically from any kingdom, but will take orders from anyone in any kingdom

@narcissisticvictorian :  A vampire that the king imprisoned

@lillybet-the-overlord :  the rogue-ish, Fae child of a nobleman who runs away to become a pirate and writes memoirs about their adventures

@11nolongerhuman :  may or may not be a sorceress in secret who is powerful enough to do anything

@eros-vogue 

@stinkydeadmen :  The sapphic enby in a big house in the forest

@anxious-limp-noodle :  a bard who play songs that may or may not be secretly prophecies in disguise 

@yukiko-otaku :  a maid, who is the confidant of the vampire

@galacticfairytheweeb :  a lonely closeted noble who recently debuted into society

@existential-dread-in-the-am :  mild-mannered doctor from the apothecary who knows suspiciously much about everyone and everything. Secret history as a street thief before being taken in by this weird guy who taught them everything

@anonymouse-the-asian :  the silent and chaotic scout with surprising soft side and undiagnosed adhd,  a scout of no kingdoms come

pretty sure i forgot someone please tell me if i did-

I’ll add the rest of the roles later when you’ve decided them btw

156 notes - Posted January 15, 2022

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[squipy-shippy]

Hi! I'm squipy and welcome to my blog!!! Here you'll find mostly me gushing about fictional women who I wish I could hold I mostly do this for fun and comfort I wouldn't consider myself fictosexual/romantic or anything but I do care about my f/o's a lot. A bit about me tho lol so I'm a 20 year old gender apathetic aroace autstic lesbian. I'ma tell you now you aren't going to find quality writing or art here xD your mostly going to see moldboards stimboards video edits stuff like that from me (which I do request on but video edits cost a bit of money so ) I do write sometimes but I'm dyslexic so they aren't that good lol anyways yeah uuuh welcome hope you enjoy your stay!

While I try to be open and accepting of everyone there is a few people I don't want on this blog and I feel might find me uncomfortable so yeah let's get into that I guess

BYF:

I do ship with villains a bit but I do not condone their actions nor do I think these actions should be romanticized

I have pretty bad anxiety and absolutely hate confrontation so if you have an issue with me or I did something to upset you please do it in my DMS and not in my ask because I tend to be a bit of a door mat and get pretty panicky when I mess something up (#trauma baby!!!)

I have pretty bad dyslexia when it comes to my grammar and spelling so if that's going to bug you probably best to not follow this blog

DNI:

If you fit basic dni criteria aka your just a rude person

You're against self diagnose

Pro life pro trump conservative

Anyone below the age of 16

Proshipers comshipers whatever the fuck you guys go by

Radqueers or those that support radqueers

Anti xenogenders or Neopronouns

Anyone against self shipping (wtf you here bestie)

Wanna see how gay I am! Well here it is!!

Oh also for my romantic f/o's I'm fine with Sharing for most but a rule of thumb is the less common the source is the less Likely I'ma be comfortable Sharon

Romantic f/o's:

Ship name(person)-tag

Soft and high notes(adagio dazzle)-#🧜🏻‍♀️🧡

Karts my heart(roxxane wolf)-#🐺🎸

Lizard lovers(demencia)-#🦎💛

Howdy lover(Sally starlit)-#🎭☀️

3 quartz and a human( the rose quart sisters)-#🌷💓

Seeking monster hearts (Felecia)-#🐙📱

Remix my heart(dj Cadence)-#💽🐧

Strawberry pie(toriel)-#🥧🤍

Funny love(spinel)-#🃏🩷

Another castle(bowsette)-#🔥🐲

Platonic f/o's:

Aran ryan-#☘️🥊

505-tag to be decided

Familiar f/o's:

josh Schmitty(dad)-#🎙️

Cookie Masterson(dad)-#🍪

Bowser(brother)-tag to be decided

Bowser jr(nephew)- tag to be decided

[rosetyler42]

I posted 8,520 times in 2022

123 posts created (1%)

8,397 posts reblogged (99%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@thedemonsurfer

@specsthespectraldragon

@silvain-shadows

@spongebobssquarepants

@parotcardsroxy

I tagged 410 of my posts in 2022

#hotel transylvania - 241 posts

#ericka van helsing - 218 posts

#drericka - 167 posts

#dracula x ericka - 154 posts

#erickula - 147 posts

#dracula - 134 posts

#my art - 114 posts

#count dracula - 72 posts

#otp - 71 posts

#johnny loughran - 44 posts

Longest Tag: 121 characters

#(one's an optimistic chaotic good type and the other is a pessemistic chaotic neutral that sees herself as chaotic evil.)

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

See the full post

24 notes - Posted February 6, 2022

#4

I know this is kinda dumb, I saw @imagine-your-love-story's post and I couldn't resist.

You can't tell me this didn't happen at SOME point. XD

Here's the original post:

@lovelylivelyv @gothicthundra @that-obsessed-gay-girl @thenerdynightprincess13 @animatedpixie @erickadracula @ericka-van-helsing @erickaanddraculasblog @fanlatinodrericka @neo-storm @countessericka-blog @countessnova @sine-qua-noon @chica-chuu @elenadracula @queencharliesshadow @thesecreatoroftrans @humanityinahandbag @twinklecupcake

26 notes - Posted May 21, 2022

#3

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27 notes - Posted July 9, 2022

#2

You know something? Transformania did have alot of problems, but one thing it DID do well was what it did with this whole thematic thing I noticed with Drac and fire. There's MULTIPLE references to fire (and burning) throughout the movie series. Often of course associated somehow with the humans or how Drac relates to humanity.

I mean, Martha's death is associated with a fire set by humans. (It's unknown EXACTLY how she was killed, tho.) What is Drac told NOT to do to keep humans away from the hotel? Basically, Anything to do with fire. What draws Johnny to the hotel in the first place? The fire Drac and the zombies accidentally set in trying to scare away Mavis from the human world. Quasi tries to cook Johnny over a fire. Johnny helping Mavis see the sun without burning. (And that's not even counting his firey red hair.) Griffin using fire to spur Frank to try and scare the humans which leads to the humans helping Drac. Drac burning up in the sun to reach Johnny and bring him back. And at the end of movie 1, when Johnny is allowed to stay with Mavis, they shoot off fireworks, something that was forbidden before.

Now, 2 is a bit more subtle about the whole fire thing. But at the low point of Drac trying to turn Dennis into a vamp rather than a human, what happens? They accidentally set fire to Camp Winnipecaca. (To a certain extent, the bit around the campfire singing the sappy songs counts as well) Possessed Kakie, created by Vlad to turn Dennis into a Vamp, also had fire on him as well. Whereas Mavis often takes Dennis out in the sun till the end of the movie. Even Puppy! had Tinkles' destructive antics result in setting the lobby on fire.

In 3 (One of the best in the film series, in my opinion.) the fire comes back full force. ESPECIALLY with Ericka, although Van Helsing uses fire to force Frank to unmask himself and as an old man, he's almost constantly spewing steam from his mechanics. As much as Ericka is associated with water (the opposite of fire and the stuff surrounding the hotel, our character's home and sanctuary), she has at least 3, possibly 5 associations to fire. When Drac zinged with her, she was backed by fireworks. She tried to shoot Drac with a flare gun. The entire tango of death STARTS with Ericka LITERALLY leading Drac through fire. And Ericka's whole association with sunflowers, which, in addition to and because of their association with the sun, are associated with the element of fire. Not only THAT, but Ericka's engagement ring? It's a ruby, also associated with fire. To a certain extent, the whole bit if using a cruise to lure the monsters and using a Kraken to destroy them all ties into it: Water is safety/comfort/love/order/security, fire is risk/danger/hate/chaos/freedom.

Now we come to 4. First of all, you start with Johnny being turned into a literal fire breathing dragon, and many scenes that involve Human!Drac and the sun somehow. And even Johnny's moment of showing Drac how to look at the bright side - and Drac's analogy to how his life was before - involves a burnt marshmallow. You also have Mavis, Drac's daughter and really the last part of Martha he has, going through sun to save Johnny and being AIDED by the both monster and human members of the family so that she doesn't burn up.

Of course, all of this also gets interesting when you consider the fact Drac and Mavis have been implied to be jewish (and possibly Johnny as well.) And while not SUPER overt, Ericka's cross-stake implies the Van Helsings are christian. Something I'm sure was not lost on Sandler OR Genndy, who are both jewish. While not a jew myself (Disclaimer, I am a Christian.) I do know fire has some very specific associations, both good and bad, in jewish culture. 3 that come to mind that particularly apply to the symbolism surrounding fire and the messages in HT is Hannukah candles, the burning bush, and the incinerators used in the holocaust. All of which, I'm sure, inspired Sandler or Genndy or more likely both in the use of this symbolism. At least in part.

Just something I've noticed looking at the series as a whole. It's not something that's made a HUGE deal of in the series and if you're not thinking about it, you might not notice it. It took me a while to realize it myself, and I've been a fan of the series for a while even though my hyperfixation with it is rather recent. But there does seem to be quite a bit of insteresting and wonderfully deep symbolism around how fire is used in this series of films.

@koobieday @gothicthundra @lovelylivelyv @another-strange-user @htfanatic @fanlatinodrericka @sine-qua-noon @erickadracula @ericka-van-helsing @drericka @erickaanddraculasblog @that-obsessed-gay-girl @animatedpixie @rain1940 @wezeo-chan @chica-chuu @queencharliesshadow

90 notes - Posted February 3, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

Something interesting I noticed in Transformania that makes me wonder if Ericka might have a sensitivity to loud sounds? Both times, Ericka covered her ears when Mavis and later Also Wanda, both of which most likely have more powerful hearing than a human, merely wince. Part of this could be Ericka having more exaggerated acting than most of the animated ladies of the franchise, but as someone with sensory issues MYSELF...

106 notes - Posted January 23, 2022

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[ladytauria]

i was just gonna ramble in the tags (per usual) but. i ran out of tags. so. (i was on mobile too TuT but i saved as a draft & switch to PC so i could copy & paste them.) anyway. edited them out of tag format <3

under a cut bc i talk too much <3

shsjdjdksjdj oh my god.

i want to print this out and frame it

i want to fold it up & keep it under my pillow

it’s just!!! f u c k. it’s so GOOD! the card metaphor is amazing??? i esp love the 52 card pick up substituted jokers line, like. it was so perfectly delivered in jason’s voice & just??? ugh so good and then the folding together at the end im just 🥺🥺🥺

and!!!!! then tim’s entrance: 'casual and light like the liar he is’ <- SO good. i love when tim is acknowledged / called out for his lying liar ways <3 like. god. one day i’m going to have the presence of mind to actually play around w the various identity-weird fics i have half planned

anyway

and then!! jason ACTUALLY shooting at him was just!! it’s so good! and despite like. pulling the trigger w/o really thinking abt it his aim is still spot on (bc ofc it is; as if his training would allow anything else

((LOVED the princess / daddy line xD))

AND THEN my favorite part, when he unloads on tim & tim just TAKES it & comforts him even tho his pain is coming out in piss & vinegar bc it’s so much better to push ppl away than it is to watch them walk away on their own. & tim STAYING through all of that, letting him get it out & comforting him & just! ugh

&& then!! bc jason is so so good at self sabotage he brings up sex (i adore when they start as friends/not-friends with benefits like. it’s just all the yes) and tim is offended but he doesn’t let jason push him away

and THEN the whole asking him to stay bit, and the PROMPT and. UGH. yes. ‘the kind of earnest rock solid sincerity he always craved from bruce’ <- fucking DELICIOUS omg

and then he finally swallows his pride and ASKS & tim follows through i’m just!!! it's so good, i love when they take care of each other---i love when they let themselves take care of each other its just, everything i go nuts for. as u can see

thank u sm <3333

“Tell me to stay and I will be here for as long as you’ll have me.” for the h/c prompts? 💞

Thank you for the prompts!!! I was going to respond to both of them today but uh. This one got a little out of hand lmao

I hope you enjoy!!

9. “Tell me to stay and I will be here for as long as you’ll have me.”

Jaytim, warnings for: Thoughts of self-harm, canon-typical violence, panic attacks/triggers w/heavy emphasis on breath, Jason being a defensive, self-deprecating asshole <3

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Jason doesn’t like to think of himself as a couple cards short of a full deck, but some nights? Are harder than others.

It’s so stupid. It’s always so stupid. Half the time it’s not even a trigger— and Jason knows his triggers, intimately. Has them filed away in a corner of his mind so that when the glass descends and his hands stop feeling like they belong to him, he can think to himself, oh, it was the beep of that guy’s wristwatch that set him off. That’s why he needs to be outside right now. That’s why he wants to punch brick until his knuckles are red and white and mangled.

Take tonight for instance.

He was doing his rounds. In between cases and expecting a slow night, when he found some guy getting worked over by a couple of mobsters. This would be easy, he thought. I eat chumps like these for breakfast, he thought. They aren’t even packing.

But a few meaty thwacks in the exact wrong rhythm, followed up by the poor sucker screaming in the exact wrong tone, and he’s left playing fifty-two-card pickup with only jokers to substitute. 

Ha. Ha. Ha.

Bloody shins aren’t as satisfying as busted braincaps no matter what Tim and the other bats say, but relationships are about compromise. He puts the guys in cheap suits on the ground and calls them an ambulance.

Their hapless victim gets a talking to about when it’s smart to borrow from loan sharks (never), directions to Leslie’s clinic (yeah, no, you’re gonna wanna take 15th—), what to say when the Red Hood personally intervenes on your behalf (thank you, strange man, bye), and Jason makes it to a safehouse without once giving in to the burn of the goading green fire in his blood.

See? Compromise.

Now he’s on the couch with blood on his bare knuckles, and the shards of glass in the bathroom are all that remain of his mirror. He sits and tries to breathe, but his brain is full of static; shuffling and shuffling and shuffling the deck but there’s no one to tell him when to stop. He’s not really sure how much time has passed when he hears the quiet whir of his security system shutting down.

There’s a gun in his hand with the safety off, pointed at Tim before the window’s even open.

Tim’s voice is loud in the quiet room, casual and light like the liar he is, but to Jason it still sounds muffled. Boxed up. Buried.

He takes another breath.

“Bad time?”

“Fuck off,” Jason says, just as faux-casual, because that’s what they do.

Only it wheezes out of him instead, thready and weak. The gun shakes in his hand. Tim pauses on the window ledge.

Jason can practically hear the gears whirring as he reassesses the scene: Jason’s bloody knuckles and the distant sound of water still running in the bathroom sink. Haphazard parts of his uniform shucked off almost at random, the helmet nowhere in sight, but his top missing and the holster straps hanging off his waist. 

Air whistles in and out of his tight chest in shallow, streaking streams that get closer and closer together the longer he looks at Red Robin’s expressionless white eye sockets. He knows what Tim sees. 

The silence weighs on him. It pisses him off.

The only thing worse than being a scattered mess is having a witness. The only thing worse than having a witness is if that witness is Tim. They haven’t been fucking that long, but it’s been long enough that Tim probably came over tonight with more than one item on his to-do list.

“Not tonight, princess,” Jason bites out when Tim still hasn’t said anything. “Daddy’s tired.”

Tim steps inside.

The gunshot rings sharp and stinging in the air before he even realizes he’s pulled the trigger. The smoking hole on the floor by Tim’s foot is the only warning Jason feels capable of giving right now.

“Did I—did I fucking stutter?” He tries to say, but black spots bloom at the scattered edges of his vision, and he wavers.

One second Tim is frozen with his palms out, showing that they’re empty, and the next he’s easing the gun out of Jason’s hand and letting Jason twist a fist in the front of his costume. He helps Jason sit back down, and Jason doesn’t want to look at his face, to see the pity there. 

He gasps, muscles tensing, and under his fingers he catalogs the new mesh Tim is trying out with his suit. It’s probably something with a stupid, long name and the word “polymer” thrown in for added pretension. It sounds like something Tim would do.

“...something happen tonight?” Tim is asking quietly.

It’s not Robin-steady, because he knows Jason well enough to know how bad an idea that would be, but it’s not the levity they fake with each other either. Whatever it is, it’s making Jason itch.

Then he catches Tim taking his pulse and peering into one of his eyes with intense scrutiny, and what he’s said catches up to him. 

Jason laughs. It’s an ugly sound.

“Oh, quit it. I wasn’t gassed,” he snaps. “There’s no toxin, there’s nothing wrong with me.”

“That’s not what I—” Tim tries to backtrack but it’s way too late for that weak shit.

“Except for the everything that’s fucking wrong with me,” he snarls. He didn’t know he was going to say that until he'd already said it, bubbling and burning out of his mouth like melting plastic, acrid and noxious— but he feels afloat, drifting; like he’s watching himself from the other room. So it doesn’t matter.

“It’s not going to be fixed, there isn’t any antidote for you to cook up in your cute little lab for this—” he whirls a sharp-fingered hand around his temple, “fucking garbage.”

“Jason,” Tim says, fingers tight and prying at Jason’s grip.

“There’s no cure for being beaten to death, no little step-by-step handbook for kids who don’t fucking stay dead, so you can take your shitty costume and your knock-off batarangs and fake-ass fucking concern—”

“Jason, take a breath for me.”

“You—”

Take a breath? Oh, he’ll take a fucking breath, alright—

He’ll take a breath and then he’ll—

He’ll take a breath and—

He’ll take a—

He takes a fucking breath.

Tim’s face is bare.

His eyes are very blue. It takes Jason approximately three years to realize that the heavy weight on his shoulders is Tim’s cape, unclipped and pooling in their laps.

It takes another five to realize that the heavy weight in his lap is Tim himself, straddling his thighs and breathing steadily under their joined hands. Tim’s heart beats an alternate rhythm, almost three beats for every breath in, almost four for every breath out, and Jason closes his eyes.

“Fuck.”

“Hey,” Tim says.

Jason doesn’t say anything more.

What else is there to say when your kind-of-colleague, kind-of-booty-call, complete-pain-in-the-ass comes over when you’re in the middle of some kind-of-mental break? Fucking ‘sorry’ ?

“Sorry,” he says. “Not exactly fit for company right now.”

Tim smirks. “I noticed.”

“Oh, fuck off.”

“You gonna shoot at me again?”

Jason scowls.

“I fucking might.”

Tim only rolls his eyes. Jason finds it oddly settling. He finds all of it oddly settling; bickering with Tim is normal. Easy. It reminds him of what he’s like now. The full fifty-two.

His fingers are still trembling, but Tim is stroking absent-mindedly over the skin on the back of his hand. He might not be aware he’s still doing it. Tim exudes an air of total comfort, like the only place he wants to be right now is literally babysitting Jason; but Jason knows better. He sighs.

“Listen,” he says, staring at a point past Tim’s ear. “I could have picked a better way to say it, but I’m— I’m really not up for anything tonight—”

Tim stiffens.

“Jason, what the fuck are you talking about?”

“Sex, obviously.”

He watches in real-time as Tim processes that. It’s honestly kind of fascinating, in a terrible, gut-stabbing kind of way. Tim takes a deep breath.

“Dude. I get that you are in an emotionally vulnerable place right now—”

“Hey—”

“—but I’m not that much of an asshole,” Tim says flatly. “You really think I’m gonna bail the second I see that you’re having a bad night? Or that I’m only gonna stick around if you put out after you’re done having a panic attack? Very sexy. Fuck you very much,” he finishes, hissing and affronted. 

Jason stares at him.

“You can’t tell me this is how you wanted to be spending your night,” he says, but his hands creak convulsively around Tim’s, as if to hold him in place. The traitors.

“You don’t know how I want to spend my night,” Tim retorts.

“Oh, come on. I’m not gonna ask you to babysit me and check the closet for monsters before I go to sleep so I don’t have wittle nightmares—” Jason scoffs.

“So don’t ask,” Tim says, eyes burning; Jason’s breath catches. “Tell me to stay. I’ll be here.”

“You’ll be here,” he says skeptically. But Tim’s hands squeeze around his, so hard and fast it hurts. The pain is grounding.

“As long as you’ll have me.”

He wants to scoff again. It’s the kind of saccharine after-school-special corny bullshit that he always hated coming from Bruce.

But his grip is just as tight on Tim, their bones rubbing together through the barrier of their skin. The thought of letting go makes his stomach swoop, like the moments just after stepping off a plane with no chute. That window between stepping and being caught; when his heart still needs convincing that someone else will save him.

(It’s the kind of earnest, rock-solid sincerity he always craved from Bruce; the kind he always ate up, hook, line, and sinker.)

He swallows his pride. His dry throat clicks.

Fine. Stay. If you’re so fucking eager, is what he tries to say. 

But all that comes out is, “Stay.”

Tim leans forward, and drops his forehead onto Jason’s bare shoulder. Jason’s shaky breath stirs the fine black hairs beneath his nose, the mild scent of his shampoo wafting gently into Jason’s nose. After an uncertain beat, he lets his cheek fall. Then the rest of him. They stack against each other, two cards forming the foundations of a house. 

When Jason shakes apart, Tim holds steady.

[ghostsships]

I started this months ago but got bored and finished it tonight so here take this

I am so bad at endings jfc.

In which feelings are gross 

The door slammed behind her as she walked over to the crumpled figure on the couch.

“Finally! Took you long enough.” He teased between wincing as he moved to sit up.

She was silent as she moved to his side and opened the pack of bandages.

“I got it!” reaching the bandages in her hand before pausing at the pointed look he got. If he wasn’t in such piss-poor shape already, he’s sure she would’ve slapped his hand away at the attempt. The unharmed wing on his back twitched slightly; this silence was weird even for her. No sarcastic quip or punny nickname crossed her lips. Just silence as she set to work wrapping the injured wing. She wore the same concentrated scowl she has when working on one of her projects. While he usually knew not to disturb her when she was this focused, he was never very comfortable with silence and the serious atmosphere was hurting him more his injuries. “Soooo... you can guess how my day was. How was your day?”

“Fine.”

He winced at that... If he wasn’t sure if she was mad at him before, he’s positive now. He had two options: either sit in this suffocating silence and wait for her to calm down on her own, or try and coax a reason for the clipped responses from her at risk of making her more upset.

“You gonna tell me what’s got your feather ruffled, sweet pea? Or are we in for a rousing game of 20 questions?”

“I’m fine.” She robotically recited. Not looking up from her first aid.

He’s not particularly surprised she pulled that one out. She’ll urge him to talk about his problems constantly but never seemed willing let him return the favor. That was one of the few things they had in common. Another was her stubbornness, which he could easily match if the situation demanded it.

“Hmm. Don’t remember asking you how you looked. But, yes, you are very fine.” He didn’t miss the quick pause in her movements or the smile she was trying (and failing to hide). Both telltale signs she was flustered by his casual flirtation.

It was short-lived however, as she huffed out of her nose and refocused on wrapping. He knew the task would’ve been done already if he had gone to a hospital but considering the damage from the building collapse and the increase in villain activity in general, the hospitals in the area would be busy enough without another patient. He’s felt worse after all...

“You don’t have on off switch, do you wing-nut?” She muttered. At this point she was just fiddling with a loose fallen feather to avoid his sharp eyes. He was surprised there were any left after today’s incident. “I’ll have to readjust this tomorrow when your feathers grow back...” he was aware this was more a mental-note to herself than a statement directed at him but, as per usual, he chimed in anyway.

“Guess I’ll have to spend the night again huh? I have to report all this but it shouldn’t take long. And two movie nights this week instead of just one sounds heavenly. What are we ordering?” He reclined back again favoring his “good side” as to not compromise her work.

For the first time since she had returned from the store she looked at him, seeming to debate on whether to say something or not. “Never told me what you’re so upset about...” she moved to get up but, he anticipated her avoidance, and grabbed her hand. “Nope. I’m not letting you go that easily.” She focuses her gaze on her feet as he softened his tone. “Just tell me... ok? I can’t help if you don’t-“

“Why are you here?” She suddenly asked, clenching her free hand.

“You mean like, philosophically or...?”

“This isn’t a joke!” She snapped making him fall silent. “Why are you here instead of, I don’t know, a hospital? A vet? Where ever you go to take care of... this!” She gestures to his sorry state on her couch. “What is with you and your refusal to take care of yourself! You work yourself half to death, you barely eat and when you do it’s junk, you have one of the most stressful and dangerous jobs out there. People depend on you! I don’t know whether to be mad at you for being reckless or at myself for caring so much while letting you do this to yourself!”

A long silence follows as she looks to the floor again. He had to admit he was thrown off by this outburst for many reasons. He liked that she tended to keep her cool in most situations (particularly because it was amusing trying to rouse a flustered response out of her). This meant this had been troubling her for a while.

What they were didn’t have a name, friends but that seemed like an understatement. Keigo didn’t make a habit of getting close to people for several reasons. And he guessed that being alone came with a certain amount of freedom: freedom to do what he wants, when he wants, as much as his job allowed. And what he wanted was to protect those who needed him, regardless of what happened to him...

But then she came along and piqued his curiosity. This wasn’t supposed to turn into... whatever “this” is. It wasn’t supposed to become movie nights and good morning texts and lunch dates and him half dead on her doorstep cause he wanted- no- needed her right now.

By now she had softly sat next to him giving him space that he didn’t ask for or want. He sighed, and scratched his head. He was drawing a blank on what to say not because he didn’t know what to say but because what he had to say was one step deeper into whatever they’ve fallen into. He glanced up at her, their eyes met briefly and he knew he didn’t want to do this without her. In his life he didn’t get to want things... but he wanted her by his side through all “this”.

Deep breath.

He squeezed her hand gently to get her attention. “I didn’t know you cared so much...” His voice was quiet, almost hesitant, probing to see any hint that she felt the same way. This wasn’t his decision alone after all...

“Kei, of course I care...” she let out a shaky breath. She was back to not looking at him. “ but I want you to care about yourself though. That’s more important.”

“I think... that’s why I came to you.” While he was used to speaking his mind this felt different some how like he had to inch across a frozen pond to get to his point. To get to her. “You care, a lot. I know a lot of people but I trust you the most because you care...”

She looked up at him, his eyes were focused on something in the distance. She knew whatever he was seeing wasn’t something she could see but she let him take his time.

“I don’t know how to explain it but... I feel at home with you... I know this is a bit much but... today was a lot... And I just wanted to see you...”

Again, silence. His hands shook as he waited for an answer. A look. Anything.

She sighed and squeezed his hand back as he had done to get his attention. She was trying to hide it but she has a small sad smile on her face. “The last time I checked, indestructible was not a part of your quirk.” She playfully scolded. “ I’m sorry for blowing up at you... just... try to be more careful, ok? Ideally, you’d do that for you, but until you realize you’re more than ‘Winged Hero Hawks’, just do that for the people you protect...” she opened her mouth as to add something but stopped herself.

He held up a fist, awaiting a bump from her but after looking at his hand with an unfamiliar look in her eyes, she pulled him into a tight hug. He half chuckled, half winced at this, causing her shoot away from him and stutter out an apology. He laughed again gently pulling her closer with his good arm and sliding his hand into hers. She leaned lightly into him tilting her head slightly towards him as he squeezed her hand again.

Hawks didn’t know what “this” was: the feeling in his chest, the soaring of his heart, how his stomach felt like it was doing barrel rolls, but he knew he’d never want to let it go.

[doctorgerth]

Hi

Could I request Prompt ⑿: "Not wanting to lose each other in a big crowd“ from the fluff section for Smoker/Perospero or Doflamingo with a female reader, please? Maybe reader is the one getting lost...

Thanks in advance

a/n: ok ok I seriously don’t know why all my writings are ending up so long ahsjsb and I feel like this piece is all over the place idk I just think smoker has seen a lot of shit in his life so he’s low key constantly worried about his s/o </3 prompt doesn’t happen until the very end I’m sorry, I really hope you like it tho!!

prompt: BOX B - ⑿ Not wanting to lose each other in a big crowd

pairing: Smoker x F!Reader

warnings: worrywart Smoker

word count: ~590

In all his years of grueling marine training, life or death battles, and public speeches, nothing has ever made Smoker panic more than losing you in this crowd.

It’s his first day off in weeks, and there just conveniently happens to be a parade going on at the base he is stationed at. You were so excited when you showed him the flyer after he came home from work, and Smoker has been undeniably negligent of taking you out since he’s been so swamped with duty. Although you have been understanding and patient through it all, something he deeply cherishes about you, he wanted to thank you properly with a date you rightfully deserve. But right now, as he frantically searches for you in the bustling crowd, he’s painfully reminded of why it’s sometimes not good for his health to take you out.

He knows you can’t help it when your excitement gets the better of you. Another thing he secretly adores, but it proves to be troublesome from time to time when Smoker assumes the worst when your safety is not ensured by his side. As soon as he notices your absence, his mind begins racing with infinite questions and possibilities. How long have you been gone? Did you fall and break your leg? Hit your head, leaving you unconscious on the ground? Has somebody kidnapped you? Was a pirate with a grudge against the Vice Admiral holding you for ransom? Did someone more handsome and gentle with a less demanding work life, making him readily available to take you out on all the dates you wanted, steal you away from him?

To make matters worse, the encouraged dress code for this parade makes everyone look similar. Smoker stands out like a sore thumb in his casual attire of shorts and an untucked button down, but of course you have to partake in every activity to a T, making it all the more difficult to find you. That doesn’t stop him from approaching anyone who resembles your build, spinning them around rather forcefully to search for your face, earning him a few unsavory reactions and countless unfamiliar faces. His heart is racing, palms sweating, and there’s a twisting in his gut as he starts to worry himself sick.

“Smoker, honey, over here!”

Like a break in the storm, your voice calls out above the noise. When Smoker’s eyes land on yours, a deep sense of relief washes over him, drowning him far too deep to stay mad at you. He hurries over, inspecting you for injury and it takes everything within him to not pull you into a crushing hug.

“Where have you been?” He grumbles, maintaining his gruff demeanor.

You offer him an innocent smile, which you both know he is not immune to, as you lift up your hands. “Got us some ice cream! I was trying to find a stand with the flavor you like. This was the only one...”

He takes the ice cream you hand him, sporting a betraying blush which he attempts to cover up by discarding his cigars. When he turns back to you, you’re surprised to see how sheepish he is as he offers you his hand, whispering, “Don’t wander off like that again. Please.”

You give him an apologetic nod as you place your hand in his. Guilt short-lived as he securely interlocks his fingers with yours and you are more than happy to stay by his side for the rest of the evening. Safe and sound.

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[moonlit-han]

stray kids’ reactions when finding out that you’re pregnant ↠ all members

genre: reaction, fluff, angst word count: 3.3k warnings: discussion of pregnancy (obviously), mention of abortion, discussion of sex & kinks, swearing, suggestive request: yes (anon) a/n: i tried to make this inclusive of anyone who can and decides to bear children. this is in no reflects stray kids in reality, as this is purely a work of fiction. also, thanks to lin for the cheesecake and twirling bits~ reminder: respect a person’s right to choose whether they will have a child or not. it’s their business and their’s alone. if you have a problem with that, then perhaps this fic isn’t for you. and, please remember to practice safe sexual habits and always, always, get continued and enthusiastic consent!

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bang chan

a year after getting married

the two of you had decided to have children

and had been trying to conceive for maybe 5 months

for the first couple months, you’d both been stressed and so your bodies hadn’t exactly cooperated

but just this last time you’d tried, everything had been perfect

the mood was just right, you’d moved seamlessly together, it was exactly the right time of the month

everything was as it should be

so, a few weeks later

you’d called chan into the bathroom and taken the little test

having woken up feeling a little off

…..well, not necessarily off, but just different

you thought it’d be a good idea to take the pregnancy test

you sat on chan’s lap as the test slowly revealed the information

and since you’d done this several times before,

you leaned your head back against your husband’s shoulder, waiting with bated breath

after a few minutes, chan, who’d been looking down into your lap, rubbed your belly excitedly

“oh love, you’re pregnant!” he said,

you turned in chan’s arms and began to cry from sheer relief and happiness

you’d had a little nagging worry in the back of your mind that you might not be able to get pregnant

but it was just that now: meaningless worry

you couldn’t believe it

you were going to have chan’s baby

and honestly, you couldn’t think of a better person to be a father

chan was practically vibrating

because, oh my gods, he was so excited

i mean;;;

really!!

fucking!!!

excited!!!!!

he now gets to channel all his dad energy into

actually being a dad!!!

eeeeeep!!!!!

he’d been wanting to be a father and now he was!!!!

he was on cloud 9

and so he scooped you up to carry you to the bed, gently laying you down

“i’m not going to break like fine china” you giggled, and chan just kissed your nose

for the rest of the day, chan absolutely worshipped you (and your body)

making it extremely obvious that he was even more in love with you than before

that he would love you until the end of time and beyond

lee minho

you hadn’t exactly been trying to get pregnant

but pregnant you were

you’d used protection—two kinds!

and were careful

but sometimes that’s just not enough

you noticed that your period was late

only by a couple days but your cycles were freakishly regular

so, you went and got a pregnancy test

minho was at work when you called him

(he’d had to go in on a saturday to finish something ajhskjfh)

so you really just couldn't wait to tell him

when he picked up, you didn’t waste any time

“minho, i’m pregnant”

“WHAT??!!!”

you could practically hear minho’s look of shock through the phone

“i’m pregnant, minho. can you come home early so we can talk about this?”

“yeah i’ll be home as soon as i can!!”

you just curled up on the couch with the cats, waiting for him to get home

minho was a little panicky bc neither of you had planned for this

not now, if ever

the two of you were neck-deep in your careers

and had been doing perfectly fine without children

while the idea of it was nice, you knew that, realistically, you probably wouldn’t be able to support children

it seemed like you were being tested by the universe or something

as much as you didn’t want to admit it

the decision was fairly clear to you

so when minho came home

you’d been thinking about the situation for a long time

and had already cried once

“i can’t, min,” was the first thing you said when he sat down next to you

“i know, honey. it’s okay.”

“i feel horrible but i can’t have this child. we haven’t planned for this or anything. this wasn’t supposed to happen.”

your voice was a little shaky as you laid your head against minho’s shoulder

“so, what are you thinking you’ll do?”

minho’s voice is gentle and leaves all the space in the world for whatever answer you’ll give

“i— please don’t be mad?” you’re starting to worry now

“y/n, love, it’s completely your choice. you know that. i support you whether you decide to have the child or not.”

minho wrapped an arm around your waist and pulled you closer

“i don’t think i can see this through right now, min,” you said quietly

he nods, knowing what your next words will be

“i’m going to get an abortion. it’s still so early—it’ll be fine.”

minho just held you as the weight of what you’d just said crashed down

but you knew it was the right choice

there was no way you were ready to have a child

minho was the most supportive and understanding he could be

you were glad that you’d chosen him as your life partner

and, if you ever did decide to have a child, you knew that he’d make a great father

just his reaction and support in this situation alone told you that much

maybe, just maybe, you’d try in a few years

seo changbin

you and changbin were kind of neutral on the whole “having kids” thing

you weren’t trying to get pregnant

but then again, you weren’t trying not to get pregnant

plus, you’d just found a new kink of changbin’s

he’d come home one night and was ~very much in the mood~

he was just praising you over and over, and telling you exactly how he was going to make you feel incredible

then one little thing slipped out, one totally new thing

“i’m gonna fill you up so well”

but there was no denying that it was insanely hot

especially in his slightly husky voice

he’d continued, over and over, his face buried in the crook of your neck

and by the end of the night, you’d felt a bit like an eclair with too much cream in it

it wasn’t your period that had alerted you

no, not that because your period was annoyingly irregular

it was when you started to feel a bit funny in the mornings

that you decided to take a pregnancy test

you’d been shocked (well, only a little bit) to find that you were indeed pregnant

you waited until changbin got home

and then sauntered up to him quite sexily

you trailed your fingers over his chest and whisper “hey baby”

changbin looked more than a little excited and was all “just give me a minute and then i’m all yours”

and then, you just dropped the news into the conversation like a child drops a particularly large rock into a pond

knowing there will be a splash but not really caring

“i’m pregnant” *y/n grinning like a fox*

changbin spluttered and had to lean against the wall for a moment

he finally got himself back under control

changbin: “well, i guess my impregnation kink paid off”

AKLJDHAKLDJFHGAKJDFH

y/n: “fucking hell bin, you’re not supposed to say that!”

changbin: “i’m right tho…..”

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

yeah okay changbin was right

and it had been a hot several weeks in the bedroom since he’d realized that kink

you definitely couldn’t complain

the two of you decided that you’re ready to be parents

and that, of course, you’d stay together

the child would have two completely devoted parents

who, when the child turned 25, would insist on telling them the story of their conception

changbin was absolutely over the moon

he couldn’t wait to cuddle you while your belly grows

bc you’d be even softer than usual

and absolutely lovely

just knowing you’re carrying his child makes him even more in love with you than he already was

hwang hyunjin

mild panic

nothing major

just thE FACT THAT HE GOT YOU PREGNANT

FUCK

F U C K

…………..

what if his mother found out

he’d definitely be dead as a doorknob, then

aNYwAy

hyunjin would be nothing but incredible

yeah, he wasn’t expecting that he’d get you pregnant

and you’d been on birth control and being very careful

he also completely expected you to not want to have the baby

and, really, he was okay with that

it was your body, after all

but when you told him that you were pregnant

and that you wanted to have the baby

he immediately went into full-on support mode

telling you he’d never, ever, leave you

and that he’d always be there for the kid, too

he snuggled you for hours

(literally some of the best snuggling you’d ever had)

just talking about how you’d be parents

and what color you should paint the child’s room

hyunjin voted for peach, since it’s a warm color that would both brighten the room and calm the little one

you also talked about whether, now that you were pregnant, you wanted to get married

“while i’d be heartbroken if i couldn’t marry you, y/n, i understand if you don’t want to.”

you’d immediately shot down that idea

“nope, i’m marrying you, hwang hyunjin. you’re not getting out of that one so easily!”

hyunjin was extremely relieved, since all he’d wanted to do since you’d started dating was marry you

and now he was going to!!!!

you’d kissed him thoroughly and were well on your way to doing more

when hyunjjin remembered that he should probably tell his mother that

a) he was getting married

and b) he was going to be a father

you promised to tell your parents, too

everyone was surprised, but not too surprised

your mother actually said she’d been waiting for one of those two things to happen so the two of you would just get it together and be together for the rest of your lives

(ajfgakjdfghalkj moooooooom;;;;; )

you decided to have the wedding after the baby was born

after all, you were committed to each other

and there was no reason to think otherwise

all you could think of as you lay in bed that night was how your child would definitely be taller than you by the time they were twelve

as hyunjin lay beside you, all he could think of was that the baby would have your smile

he was sure of it

and he knew that everything would be okay

as long as he kept you smiling

han jisung

jisung’s immediate response was:

“oh my god, we need cheesecake to celebrate!!!”

and proceeded to drag you out the door to buy cheesecake

he’d be just as excited as chan

and had definitely been thinking about what it’d be like to have kids with you

so when you’d told him you were pregnant

jisung was ecstatic

he’d already been thinking about names

and wasted no time in telling them to you

the day after you told him

you spent an entire day in bed, just talking about what you’d name your child

how you wanted to raise them

what you’d like to be called as parents

if there were things that you were completely against in parenting, you’d discuss those, too

aaaand after a particularly lovely morning in bed,

jisung just kinda mumbled to you

“baby, you’re gonna be so hot”

“ji what’re you talking about?? i’m not already hot?“

“you’re gonna be even hotter. when you’re showing. like, holy fuck!! just knowing you’re pregnant with my kid is the hottest thing ever. you’re gonna be an amazing parent—it’s all you! there wasn’t, um, much for me to do…”

“hmmm, enjoy it while it lasts, because i’m gonna have dark circles under my eyes for the next 10 years”

“you’ll still be hot as fuck, though, baby”

AKFJLHALKDFHSJKFH

he’s just really sweet and excited hhhhhh

jisung would also try to learn everything he could to support you

and make sure that you and the baby stay safe

oh and then that one time you went to the obstetrician for a routine check early on

and welp you’re having twins

jisung kind of freaked out

but mainly around his friends

to you, he was nothing but excited and totally ready to take on the challenge of raising two kids at once

yikes

but he would be determined to do everything right for the kids

and would be such a fun and loving father

lee felix

felix hadn’t said anything about it to you before

but once you’d gotten married

he’d really wanted to have kids

felix, though, being a sweetie, hadn’t brought it up because he wanted you to have full choice over whether you’d have kids

but he’d secretly hoped that you’d decide that having kids with him was what you wanted

so when you told him that you wanted to go off birth control

bc you thought it was time the two of you should start a family

felix felt like it was his lucky day

when you told him you’d waited long enough for the birth control not to affect you

felix had texted your friends, who were supposed to meet you for dinner, that something unavoidable and important had come up

and that you had to cancel

then, he’d pulled you into the bedroom and you hadn’t gotten any sleep

two months later, you told felix that you were, indeed, pregnant

he picked you up and spun you around, squeezing you so tight!!

and then put you down quickly, a look of horror on his face

“what if i just hurt you and,,,,the baby,,,,”

“felix it doesn’t work like that, you know that”

“true, sorry. just paranoid.

BUT OH MY GOD WE’RE HAVING A BABY!!!!!”

he kissed you so deeply that you thought he must have some merman in him

no normal human could go without proper breath that long

felix then called every single one of his friends and family to tell them the good news

he called chan twice by accident

and chan just acted like he’d never heard the news before

(chan texted you shortly thereafter, wondering if felix was okay)

felix was all smiles for weeks after,

telling anyone and everyone that he was going to be a father

he’d leave little post-its around for you with baby names

or would add random things to the shopping list, just to see if it was something you were craving

on more than one occasion, your cravings found new and surprisingly delicious food combinations that felix managed to create proper recipes for

once the baby was born,

felix’s favorite thing was to fall asleep with the baby on his chest

he’d sing soft lullabies to them, usually putting you to sleep, too

all he wanted to do was show both of you all the love in the world

kim seungmin

you’d called seungmin a month after a surprisingly wild night together

you’d been seeing each other off and on

just casually, nothing serious

mainly just physical but with a nice friendship

it was the perfect thing for two graduate students who sometimes needed to take the edge off

but now he—

fuck

he’d gotten you pregnant

he couldn’t believe it, especially since the two of you were always careful

you sounded so bewildered over the phone

and seungmin insisted that you meet up to talk about it

when he saw you, he immediately wrapped you in the tightest embrace possible

and just whispered “i’m sorry” over and over again

then, you had a long conversation about next steps

you wanted to have the baby,

since you’d wanted to have a child someday

and thought, seeing as you could actually provide for the child, you were fine with being pregnant

but you also wanted seungmin to be in the child’s life

he wholeheartedly agreed

and then…

and then you suggested actually dating

seungmin, who’d “caught” feelings months ago, was overjoyed

he was all for becoming a couple

and being there for you and the child in all ways he could

he began by asking you out on a date

and all you could do was laugh

bc here he was, the man who’d gotten you pregnant, asking you on a date

it was mildly ridiculous

but you said yes to him faster than you’d said yes to anything else before

seungmin researched the things pregnant people should and shouldn’t do

and then made sure not to suggest any of those things for dates

oh and he always had a little note in his wallet with the foods you shouldn’t eat, too

he just wanted the best for you

and completely spoiled you

seungmin felt a little guilty, as if he’d somehow tricked you into dating him

but you insisted that it was nothing like that

you truly wanted to be with him

and had, honestly, just been waiting for a chance to broach the subject

even after you decided to be life partners

and even after the baby was born

seungmin still felt amazed that he’d been lucky enough to end up with you

you were amazing

and the baby had your laugh,

which only made his world all that more brighter

yang jeongin

jeongin absolutely smothered you in kisses when you told him

it was as if he wanted to show his purest self

totally and unashamedly in love

and intent on showing it at all times

he’d carried you to your bedroom and told you to just rest

you’d giggled, insisting that you didn’t have to be bedridden yet

meanwhile, he’d gone to the kitchen and made you breakfast

he was determined to do everything for you

after all, another life was growing inside you

it was the least he could do

later that day, he started dismantling his office so it could be the child’s room

and insisted on going out and buying you every single piece of maternity clothing you could ever want

he researched all the right foods for you to eat while pregnant

and make sure to do a lead test on the paint in your slightly older home

(it was all okay, but he just wanted to check!)

jeongin was so, so excited that he was having a child with you

he couldn’t stop talking about it when you went to a small get-together of friends

he definitely told all his co-workers

and was just glowing with pride

jeongin had a list as long as his forearm of all the different baby names he loved

and he hoped that you would want more than one child

he was incredibly excited for the whole experience of being a father

after being the youngest in his friend group and being babied so much

he wanted to show that he could be responsible and mature

(even though he was already 34 years old and mature enough)

sometimes he acted a little silly and giddy

but who could blame him?!

bc after months of careful planning and attempts

you were pregnant!

and jeongin couldn’t be happier

he would show you and the child (or children!)

that life was sweeter than ambrosia

and that he’d love you with his whole being

completely and utterly, as deeply as he could

[greenlanterns-light]

🌡🪁🗺 for summer vacation ask meme!

- @badpretzels

DOING THIS FOR REON EHEHEHEH TY FOR SENDING THIS IN <33

🌡: How do you and your f/o tolerate the heat? Do you love it, or do you feel like you’re melting? What do you do to cool off?

I say this with every ounce of love I can muster: he's a picky little bitch. He's one of those small dogs that requires very specific living conditions. However as much as I also hate the heat, I'm also winning bc it's the Only time of year where he allows me having our ac on antartica degrees (he also hates the cold this is what I meant when I said he's a picky little bitch it's ok tho I love him <33).

🪁: What are you and your f/o’s favorite summer activities? Do you have certain activities you do either alone or together?

His favorite activity is staying indoors with air conditioning, my favorite activity is pissing him off with water-related violence. He sees a water gun in our house and feels dread /hj NO BUT SERIOUSLY there was a chapter in puchigonavis of gyroaxia having a snowball fight so not only do I think it that a summer equivalent would be fun but also I think reon would enjoy it more than he'd like to admit :) especially since we'd tag team my brother fuck u nayuta (affectionate)

🗺: Where would you and your f/o go on vacation? What would your ideal vacation look like?

Me and reon have very different tastes when it comes to places we enjoy going to so I think as a sort of compromise + bc of how busy it is we'd go on a bunch of different weekend or day trips :3 like one day to the beach and then a few weeks later spending the weekend at a different city, things like that!!