#his eyes are up there you guys cmon ahahaha

[jazzzzzzhands]

I wanna give groovy Wally a little smooch 😳

He certainly doesn't mind the affection!! Kisses are heart-shaped in my mind!!

[exhokai]

heyy if u write for the group iluna from nijisanji en, may i request an dom!aster x gn!reader where the reader is touch starved but aster is streaming so they ends up wearing smth (u can decide) and barges into asters streaming room and sits on his lap and tries to distract him while hes playing some sort of fps game or league and it makes him stop focusing?

AHAHAHA ASTER ARCADIA HEHEHEH

didnt have a photo sorry bookie

this was more of a switchy aster sorry

switch!aster (sub to top), slight grinding, facefucking, deepthroat, nearly getting caught, cum swallowing, enna breaking the 4th walk

a/n: it took me SO so long to work on this im SO sorry

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oh aster dearest aster. aster was playing his silly little games (i didnt know what to put) and actually playing with kyo, enna, and fulgur. well- more like kyo was listening and the others were playing BUT THATS BESIDES THE POINT

he was chillin vibing fuckin (hehe fuckin) around when you pop into his room. unnoticed. and wearing his sweater. no pants. just underwear. ya nasty- (gets bonked)

you waddle up to his chair and lay your head on his shoulder. he notices you and gives you a little ‘hello’ expression than whispers ‘im busy’. but you dear reader. dont give a shit. you slide down and get under his arm to than slide onto his lap. hes suprised (FLABBAGASTED) as 1.) you’re wearing his sweater. with only some underwear. thats all 2.) you put your arms around his neck to sit fully on his crotch. moving (purposefully may i add) to get more comfortable. he whispers a hurried “what are you doing?!”

kyo heard it. and so did enna. “yo aster you good?” kyo asked (MY LOVE UHHHGHHHHHVHHGGGG) “o-oh im fine” “are you sure my guy you sound a bit off” goddamnit enna. now your gonna make the narrator haunt you with what aster and the reader are doing-

wait. thats my job hehehe- anyways. fulgur takes notice and says “cmon aster even if theres a cute cat climbing in front of you, we need to win. cmon”

yeah. cat. sure. he looks at you. frustration and anger since he could loose his job. but that doesnt matter that you got food on yo table now does it 🤨. you start moving your hips side to side. slowly. slowly enough so its agonizing for aster. he grips you with one hand. signaling to stop. you dont. you kiss his neck moving down so you slide off his lap. he looks down and gives you a warning look to stop as you pull down his sweats

you pull his dick out of his boxers, fascinated even though you’ve sucked his dick before. you instantly put the head in your mouth as he gasps. you can hear the faint sound of fulgur laughing. “AHAHAHA MY BOY ASTER YOU OKAY?” he starts to speak so you suck on the head hard so it comes more as a strangled “i-im okay!!” hes ashamed as you everyone laughs at him. even chat. “you getting your dick sucked my guy” enna asks. you laugh slightly as you move your head down further on his dick “n-no!! just-“ he cuts himself off as he looks at the chat. sudden anger fills him as one of his hands is taken off of the keyboard and grabs your hair to shove you down his dick. a sound of surprise leaving you

“im fine” he says with sudden composure. he has one hand on the keyboard and one on your head loosing focus yet still playing while you gag so hard on his dick. he moves your head a bit and starts thrusting. quickly and hard as you make gagging noises, surprised at this sudden switch of energy in aster

he gives you a look of “dont move” as he shoves you to the base of his cock. tears well up in your eyes from the suddenness of his thrusting. you grip his thighs so your hands aren’t awkwardly sitting there in your lap. his abuse to your throat is painful yet if feels like your head is reeling from it.

“yo aster what the fuck why are you lacking so much” enna asks. he mutters out a sorry as he lets his hand off your hair and back to the game, letting your head fly around a bit without support.

a few minutes go buy. your throat is sore and his hand is back in your hair. and hes close. he looks down at you, and everyone saw it, his chat starts flying

“HELP IS HE GETTING HIS DICK SUCKED”

“ayo aster why you lookin down like that”

“my guy just looked at his crotch oh nahh 💀”

he panics and makes an excuse “sorry guys i felt something fall. lemme get it” he leans down completely as he pushes his chair back and gets on his hands and knees, still facefucking you. “in close. and you better take it. all”. you oblige. you start crying from the insane speed he has with his hips. god was he always like this? he starts whispering ‘im close im close’ till he presses your face against him. making you take his cum down your throat. he pulls out once hes finished

“dont do that again or it will be worse”

(and enna thinks to herself when she wakes up why she had to open her mouth during that collab. as the haunting image of her coworker fucking someones mouth stays branded because of me lmao)

[rwateringcan03]

Hi, could I rq an IT fic with Lee!edsie ler!richie and bill or losers? Thanks!

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It was a lazy afternoon in Derry, and the Losers Club had gathered at the Barrens for a little break from their everyday lives. They were all sitting in the long grass, joking and laughing, when Richie glanced over at Eddie.

The usually nervous boy seemed on edge. As usual. As the others talked, Richie reached out and poked Eddie's side.

"What's wrong with yo-"

Before Richie could finish his sentence, Eddie had curled up on himself, giggling.

He was ticklish.

A cruel, shit eating grin formed on Richie's face and he turned to the others.

"Guys!" He exclaimed, before Eddie grabbed his arm.

"Don't you fucking dare or I swear to God I'll-"

"Eddie's ticklish!" Richie finished, before he lunged at Eddie, his fingers quickly finding their way to Eddie's sides. Eddie let out a surprised squeal, trying to wriggle away from Richie's relentless tickling assault.

"Ah-SHIHIHIT RICHIE STAHAHAHAP AHAHAHA!" Eddie gasped between laughs. Eddie tried to push Richie away, but Richie was quick to pin him down, straddling him and tickling him mercilessly. Eddie thrashed and squirmed, unable to stop the laughter bubbling out of him.

Richie only laughed harder, his hands moving with lightning speed as he tickled Eddie's ribs and stomach.

"AHHHAHA RICHIE PLEHEHEHEHAHAHA" Eddie pleaded through deep belly laughter, growing tired from squirming.

"Guys, cmon, help!" Richie encouraged, his grin widening as Bill, Stan, Beverly and Mike crawled over and surrounded themselves around Eddie and Richie, ready to join in.

Richie then saw the pure tears streaming down the sides of Eddie's face as he clawed at Eddie's ribs. He felt bad.

"Okay I'll stahap," Richie giggled, reluctantly crawling off Eddie, who was now a blushing giggly mess in the grass.

The other kids were laughing and clapping, enjoying the show.

"You gotta admit, it was fun, right?" Richie teased, ruffling Eddie's hair.

Eddie glared playfully at him before breaking into a smile. "Fine, fine, it was kinda fun," he conceded, rolling his eyes.

They all settled down again, the sound of their laughter echoing through the Barrens, It was moments like these that made all the hardships and terrors they faced in Derry worth it.

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[ssamie]

nine. reki?!

oikawa tooru x fem langa!reader

(hq x sk8 the infinity)

warnings: spelling mistakes, swearing, 2k+ words, u have langa’s blue hair sorry

gen masterlist.            “snow” masterlist.

"Y/N I FOUND YOU!" reki exclaimed as he sprinted towards her 

"man, you guys sure were fast" he said "i almost lost you guys in the trail" the redhead tripped way too many times as he struggled to avoid the random bushes and twigs sticking from the forest grounds 

"Y/N!" reki grinned as he finally came to a halt before her 

though she didn't respond and simply blinked as she stared at him wide-eyed as if she was seeing a ghost. "uh- y/n?" reki sweat dropped as he poked her cheek 

the redhead then sighed and flicked her right in the forehead, making her yelp and gently cradle the sore spot. "y/n!" he yelled again, this time with a soft laugh of amusement 

"reki?!" y/n shrieked out as she finally snapped out of whatever daydream she was in. 

reki laughed and pinched her cheeks with his hands, squishing her already heating up face as she gapes up at him in disbelief "took ya long enough" reki mused "did you miss me?" he asked 

"y-yeah! i missed you!" she stammered out as she placed her hands on reki's cheeks and lightly pinched them as well. she and reki chuckled, encaging each other in their arms as the boys watch their interaction. 

"you did so great! i saw you do your trick again!" reki exclaimed as he shook her shoulders excitedly. "thanks! i also did stuff that you taught me!" she smiled as she let reki shake her up as he pleased 

"also how are you here? adam said he didn't invite you" she asked him once he had finally calmed down. reki then scowled and let out a huff "yeah, he didn't. i had to save up for a ticket to fly here with the others" he said 

"and some guy tweeted about it so i was able to find the location" he explained as he showed her the said tweet. she grinned and nodded along "im glad you're here reki" she beamed "i really missed you" 

"me too" reki chuckled. he then eyes the boys behind her and sheepishly waved. "aren't ya gonna introduce me to your friends?" he mused

y/n perked up and looked back at the boys. "right!" she said. she brought up hanamaki and matsukawa first. "this is hanamaki-san and matsukawa-san. we're in the same year and they're in the volleyball team i mentioned." she said 

hanamaki and matsukawa grinned at him and raised their hand to wave "hey, so you're the reki she's always talking about huh?" hanamaki mused 

"she talks about me?" reki asked with a smile 

y/n spluttered and shook her head "that's not true! i don't talk about you at all!" she rebutted 

reki sweat dropped and scratched his head in confusion "oh.. okay then..?" 

y/n then shook her head again and paled from the guilt "i mean of course i do! you're my best friend!" she shrieked out "i talk about you all the time, reki!" she rambled 

reki sweat dropped and comforting patted her back. "so which one is it, really?" he chuckled as watched her distressed state. "let's.. let's move on.." y/n cleared her throat as she gestured to iwaizumi next. 

"this is iwaizumi-san. he's in my class and we're also neighbors." she said. "hey man, nice to meet you" iwaizumi sent him a curt nod, to which reki responded to with a smile 

"nice to meet you too, iwaizumi! im reki!" he introduced himself with a wave 

as the two conversed, she looked back to find oikawa, only to find him sitting by a curb, looking at the passing cars with a bored look on his face. with a hint of confliction, she reluctantly walked away from reki and towards the brunette. 

"oikawa-san?" she called out to him. "yeah?" oikawa replied as he briefly looked back to glance at her "you need something, y/n-chan?" he asked 

"um." she muttered "are you okay?" she asked as she crouched down beside him. "yeah, whyd you ask?" oikawa hummed with a faint smile 

"no reason.." she muttered as she scooted closer to him. "are you tired? you don't seem as lively as usual." she said 

oikawa shrugged and brought his knees up to his chest, "kinda." he said. "aren't you gonna go back to reki?" he asked. he faced her with a smile and chuckled "you were so excited whenever you mentioned him." he mused "so i thought you'd have a more escalating reaction than that" 

y/n raised a brow at his indifferent tone and playfully nudged him with her elbow. "you're so weird, oikawa-san. are you jealous or something?" she jokingly asked with a laugh 

"ahahaha." oikawa laughed along with a staright face. "yes." 

"what?" she blinked with a blank smile as she looked up at him cluelessly. "just kidding!" oikawa exclaimed with a cheeky grin. he ruffled her hair and laughed as she simply looked at him in confusion. "you're so gullible, y/n-chan! but i guess that's what makes you fun" okawa chuckled as he stood up from the ground to stretch his limbs 

"cmon, let's go. i wanna meet your friend too, yaknow?" oikawa mused as he held out his hands for her to grab 

she smiled and took his hands, pulling herself up as she dragged him over to the redhead. "you'll like him a lot, oikawa-san" she said "reki is nice, i swear!" 

"reki!!" she called out with a grin "hey" reki waved back. 

he then perked up as he recognised the brunette she was dragging around. "oh, you're that guy from a while ago!" reki exclaimed "i recognised you, haha" 

oikawa smiled back and nodded. "yup, that's me.." 

"im oikawa tooru. nice to meet you, reki-kun!" oikawa beamed with a charming grin. "you too!" reki grinned as he excitedly shook his hand. "hey, you guys wanna come with us? me and the others wanted to have a late night snack" 

"the others?" y/n hummed in confusion "what do you mean? are they-" 

"Y/N!" a loud shout was heard 

y/n looked behind reki's shoulder and paled as she watched miya propell himself from a random curve and fly through the air towards her direction. "m-miya?! wait! don't jump! you'll hit--" she was cut off by miya's stomach hitting her straight in the face 

"YOU SLIME! I TOLD YOU TO WAIT!" miya hissed at reki as he hugged her head with his arms while he wraps his legs around her torso 

"hey, if i didn't go ahead, we would've lost them!" reki rebutted with a huff "and get off her! you're not a cat! stop it!" reki exclaimed as he tried to pry him off of her 

"you don't know that" miya huffed, "also, back off, slime! we're having a moment." he said as he hugged her even tighter 

"you're killing her, rather" cherry chimed in as he watched y/n clawing desperately for miya to let her head go "she's losing air" he sighed as he plucked miya off of her

y/n heaved as she held miya up by the back of his thighs, holding him as you would with a child as she gasped for air. "i've missed you, miya.." she meekly chuckled as she ruffled his hair 

miya's face exploded into a concerningly bright shade of red as he huffed. "hmp. miss you too or whatever.." he muttered. "he's so stubborn." reki sweat dropped as he watched miya desperately try to keep his nonchalant façade but obviously failing 

"huh? who's this?" miya raised a brow as he looked oikawa up and down "did you find a slime boyfriend while you were gone?!" 

oikawa scowled and gave miya a nasty glare "hah? me? a slime?" he scoffed in offense 

"who else would i be talking about, slime?" miya taunted him 

he then gave him a smug smirk and laughed "well, my bad for that one."he mused "i mean you're a slime, yeah. but you'd never be her boyfriend" he sneered "she's just too good for you" 

oikawa scowled once again and glared down at the boy. "who says i can't be her boyfriend?" he sneered 

"why? are you?" miya gritted his teeth as he glared at oikawa 

"no. but you're definitely not either" oikawa gave him an irked smile "whatever, i won't argue with kids." oikawa mused as he waved him off

miya hissed at him under his breath and reached out to claw at him, only for y/n to stop him by grasping his hands and keeping them in place. "dont argue with people you just met, shittykawa!" iwaizumi scolded the brunette 

"he started it!" oikawa rebutted, earning a smack from iwaizumi. "shut up." iwaizumi scowled "be nice. you're embarrassing me." 

"anyways, wanna join us?" joe asked as he flexed his arms with a grin "i could go for a drink right now" 

"they're underaged!" cherry said as he slapped joe in the head 

"well where else are we supposed to go?!" joe exclaimed with a groan "McDonald's?!" 

"i want a happy meal.." y/n said as she and miya looked at the toys displayed by the counter

"i want that toy.." miya said as he stared longingly at the cat toy

"i want fries!" reki exclaimed as he faced cherry with an expectant look

cherry raised a brow and glared down at them "why are you looking at me like that?" he asked "im not gonna pay for you." he narrowed his eyes at them

"but we're broke!" reki exclaimed. "you have some pocket money, just use that" shadow said as he ordered himself a burger. "but its too expensive!!" reki whined dramatically as he slumped on the seat

"what're you guys gonna get?" he asked the boys. iwaizumi shrugged "just a drink that's all." he said "we'll share fries!" hanamaki said as he pointed to matsukawa beside him

"i got a happy meal too!" oikawa grinned as he laid the box on the table with a grin, chuckling as y/n and miya 'ooh'ed in amazement

"can we share?" y/n asked with sparkling eyes as she sat down beside the brunette

"are you gonna keep that? im taking it." miya said as he snatched the cat toy and pocketed it with a cat-like smirk

"hey! don't take too much!" oikawa exclaimed as he slapped her hand away "and you! cat boy! paws off my toy!" oikawa hissed as he playfully fought miya 

"BACK OFF, SLIME!" miya hissed back 

"well, at least they're getting along quite well" joe mused with a laugh. "and those two are having their long awaited reunion" shadow sneered as he nodded towards y/n and reki 

y/n smiled as reki rambled to her about the moments she's missed in okinawa. she really couldn't understand anything with how fast he was talking but it was nice to hear his voice. 

"you still make those same faces" she muttered 

("reki my love🥰🏳️‍🌈... of skateboarding 😝😃💔♀️" do u guys remember that from the dub 😭) 

"what? what's wrong with my face?" reki abruptly stopped rambling as he blinked at her with a confused smile. "nothing.." she smiled at him. she turned to miya and whispered, "reki's face always makes weird expressions.." to which miya agreed to with a nod 

"eh?! did you just say my face is weird?!" reki shrieked out in offense 

"no.. it said your face is.." she trailed off with a sheepish expression "unique." she finished off with a smile "so unique." she praised him with a smile as she petted his hair 

"somehow, i feel very judged at the moment" reki sweat dropped 

"no no, you're very beautiful!" she beamed at him. "i like your cute expressions" 

"awe you think im cute?" reki smiled at her with a faint blush tinting his cheeks 

"NO! I TAKE THAT BACK!" she panicked "you're normal." she said 

reki sweat dropped and nervously rubbed the back of his neck from the sudden change of heart. "oh.. okay..?" he muttered in confusion 

"never mind! reki, you're not normal!" she exclaimed in a state of distress and flusteredness. 

"that's even worse!" reki exclaimed with a gasp of shock

"i meant you're perfect and amazing!" she shrieked as she covered her face which was heating up from embarrassment 

the rest of the group sweat dropped as they watched the interaction play out. they knew she was bad with flirting but they didn't expect it to be to this extent. "ah, young love" joe chuckled "i was like that once too" he mused 

"really?" miya raised a brow at his statement 

"no. im not a loser" joe laughed "im a ladies man, girls just come to me, ya know?" he grinned as he flexed his biceps 

beside him, cherry grimaced and scrunched his face in distaste. "you're getting too confident, you gorilla." he scoffed "you were like that to me back then." cherry taunted 

everyone at the table's eyes widened as they eyed joe suspiciously, whistling under their breaths as they eagerly listen in on the conversation. 

"i- that's not-" joe gritted his teeth and groaned in aggravation "i thought you were a girl, okay?!" he defended 

"i was so clearly wearing a male uniform like you and everyone else." cherry deadpanned 

"its just the hair, i swear!" 

"joe.." y/n muttered "it's okay. we accept you." she smiled at him 

"yeah. gay rights i guess" miya shrugged as he sipped on his coke 

"i- this isn't funny anymore, i get that you wanna joke around-" joe deadpanned 

"hey!" reki exclaimed, startling everyone in the table as he points an accusing finger to joe's face. "gender identity is not a joke!" he exclaimed "yeah!!" y/n cheered him on 

joe sweat dropped and glared at them with dread. "im leaving you behind so you can stay and rot with your goddamn girlfriend" he said to reki 

"and i'm not gay!!" 

this is short and idk why gender identity suddenly came up ?? i was writing an essay for it on our health exam a while ago so maybe that's why ?? I'M NOT QUEERBAITING I SWEAR! ALSO THIS WHOLE SHOW IS FRUITY ANYWAYS ?? 

sorry for the spelling /grammar mistakes if there are any :<

ALSO APPARENTLY JOE LIKED ADAM AND NOT CHERRY?? IS THAT TRUE?? 

[themanicgalaxy]

SPN 5X20 The Devil You Know

due to yeeting Places, we're doing this tonight

yeehaw

oh fUCK IT'S PESTILENCE I'M N O T EXCITED

"if they were actually worried, they'd give the vaccines out for free" uhhhh

and the quick turnaround uhhh

boy this season is unfortunately relevant huh

croatian virus..?

quick infection but just swine flu

ah yes the crying statues

boy you are both TERRIBLE at lying oh my god

the unison East?

AHHAAH CROWLEY

Shit that one actually got me too

oh they figure he knows about the colt not working

Sam is surprisingly angrier than Dean

Dean is Tired never mind

they're so bitchy to each other I'm cackling

ooo his lamp is red

he's so Angsty it's SO FUNNY

he's like..I'm a bit mad that he's so Tentative, but I think he's not used to being nice

he's a Rich Bitch

ooo he was tailing them nicenice

and makes sense

he's such a disney villainnnn

ah yes the admin, the worst person in this scenario

listen I understand the idea of "I'm doing my best" and the yell, but "do the best of somebody better" doesn't quite jive

he's got a hufflepuff tie

ah yes murder

to the surprise of No One

oh the line of best is from Pestilence

yeah it DID n O T read like his line

hoh...leverage

did he overplay

oh he DIDN'T

good manipulation huh

Dean you have to be smarter than that though

AHAHA

Bobby: yeah nothing's working let's go apeshit

Sam: understandable, have a nice day

ah Sam's sacrifice being set up

AHAHAHA

Bobby: WE J U S T GOT DEAN TO CHILL AND NOW Y O U ? ?

Satan himself Sam that's not gonna work

he is indeed Angry and Arrogant too I think

Don't you hate it when your demon ally doesn't understand morals and just SHANKS everyone

and yeah he's not coming with

Dean cmon man, he clearly had a plan

ah yes just fucking kill them

just exorcise them i stg

ah using the rings as bait

"who says I want them" ah that's off script

ah you're about to get FUCKED up dude

"rip it right out of your ass" that...was a weird expression

also he reminds me of homelander, like a lil bit

ah crowley left didn't he

he...didn't??

I'm

genuinely shocked

the CAMERA ZOOMS ARE SO FUNNY

"I Was manipulating you for the authenticity, so even though I'm on your side, I don't mind you getting injured because it makes sense to me" oh that's GREAT

oh

OH FROM COLLEGE

and the devils went back to sophomore year of college huh?

"you introduced me to jess" oh the Jess/Ruby thing..oh

CROWLEY IS SO PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE

boy they really chuck trust around a lot don't they

and truth

huh this guy chameleons. like he matches tones and picks them up

THE MOOSE

I do appreciate how Dean's "drag sam away" worked like clockwork

hey the poof out reminds me of cas

I miss cas

ah of course Sam

"we're doing last words or no" pfft

that blood look is good though

yellow eyes set him up to get ... where he did

boy this villain speech was FUN

"you're going to live forever" the thing he was threatened with Ope

"Lovers in league against Satan" OH MY G O D CROWLEY

THIS IS THE GREATEST MOVE EVER

HEY AM I SUPPOSED TO HATE HIM? I LOVE HIM

A H E L L H O U N D ?

Crowley what was your end goal

hey Dean the hellhounds are back didja miss them?

C R O W L E Y ?

"mine's bigger" "I'm invested" HOLY SHIT I LOVE HIM

I FUCKING LOVE HIS EVIL CACKLE

"won't last that long" I love this guy

tHE LIL SALT SIDESTEP

"it's on you" yeah that's not gonna work with him

ah yes the desperate villain speech

cool visuals though

HE HAS THE GUN ON HIM :)

"moderately successful literary agent" ha

"I liked this suit"

"you crap margaritas" HAHAHA

Damn Bobby does catch quickly

A GRAMMY THING? WHAT

O W

I love this motherfucker's intonation

"temporary loan for your soul" Oh my god

1. Crowley. Ok so I would have said a Bela type(chaotic neutral, can never tell what she does) but I'm wrONG! Crowley plays AGAINST his type! you expect him to betray, but really his sense of consequence is just messed up. He sounds like he's messing with you, but at least in this case, he kept up his ENTIRE end of the bargain, just with more sass. You don't expect it, and it plays with that by lingering the will they won't they, but always picking will. Like Bela is neutral type, Crowley is evil, but he plays against it while Bela's is a roulette wheel.

2. Demons as disney villains with varying speeches and sass. I just thought that was good.

3. Sam has Arrogance and Anger issues, and like...he has Main Boy syndrome. Like he thinks nothing can touch him. Which is worth a mention

Listen, seeing Disney Villain but Not Really Crowley MADE MY FUCKING DAY THAT WAS GREAT I'M SO GLAD THEY HAVE ANOTHER ALLY

[sunnysidewrites]

Opposite Dog Hybrid!Mingyu

Requested by anon: Helooo Mom™ can I have a fluffy Hybrid! Mingyu Or Jeonghan Au? 😊 thank you 💘💖✨💫🌈💘💝💫✨💗💖 

aaa here it is my love emoji anon!!!! i tried to make it super fluffy i think im gonna die from this sweetness!!! 

warnings: fluff that makes u wanna dIE AND MURDER MINGYU BUT ALSO SQUISH HIS FACE

You recently moved in your new apartment for the first time ever since graduating college

You were able to pick up some temporary jobs that would barely be enough to make a living but hey you wanted the freedom and you wanted to prove yourself to your parents

As you were carrying your boxes to the third floor, you were about to colLAPSE BC SO MANY STAIRS YOU WISH YOU DID BETTER IN PE

After you finally finished carrying all of your stuff you thought maybe i should show some hospitality and introduce myself to the neighbors!!

But you’re also a cat hybrid and you’re like um well do i really have to tho i’d rather just sLEEP MY ARMS ARE GONNA FALL OFF

But you’re determined to do something adult!!! You are now living alone and have jobs and bills to pay!!!!

So you gathered all of your willpower and got out some of your homemade bomb af cookies before heading to your next door neighbor

You were like ok chill all you’re doing is saying your name and giving them some cookies nO bIgGiE!!!

Shortly after you knocked you heard a “coming!” and some feet shuffle shuffle

The door swung open and yOU WERE GONNA ACTUALLY MELT RIGHT THEN AND THERE

A tall, dark boy sporting a casual button up and dark jeans was looking back at you like hello

Hello handsome

You noticed his droopy cute little ears on the top of his head that blended in with his caramel hair and a tail hiding behind his legs

“Hi there!” and he showed you hiS CUTE CANINES IM GONNA DIEFUDKDLFDLJLFJD

And you were lowkey staring at him bc who is this magnificent being

“H-hi!! I’m y/n your next door neighbor i just moved here like rn ahahaha” *cue nervous high pitched laughter*

“Oh cool!!! Welcome!! :DDDD I’m Mingyu!11!!1” and he points to your bag of cookies like are those for me

You suddenly remember why you came and you’re like oH RIgHt yes here u go i baked some cookies hehehe i hope you like them!!!!! and me

And hE’S KINDA MELTING BC YOU LOOK SO ADORABLE WITH YOUR TAIL SHYLY SWINGING BACK AND FORTH AND YOUR EARS ARE TWITCHING OMG SO CUTE SO CUTE

you practically shove them in his arms and disappear in your apartment

“What a funny girl” he shakes his head laughing, looking at your door close before closing his own

A few days later you’re in the middle of rearranging your place when you suddenly get a knock on your door

“M-mingyu?!”

He’s all smiles and greets you im gonna actually melt i love mingyu appreciate him

“Hi y/n!! I was wondering if you needed some help rearranging?? I feel kinda bad since im right next door but i didnt do anything to help you….”

And you’re like omg. How pure is he.

And you’re like o H! !! ! ofc you can help if you want to!!! So you step aside and let him in

He’s like uh did a tornado hit here um

And you’re like pLS I KNOW IT’S MESSY BUT THERE’S A LOT OF STUFF

He helps put away your kitchen stuff its a sign hubby material

And you’re in the living room rearranging furniture and whatnot

Two hours pass and you both are in desperate need of a break so you’re like ok i kinda want 2 sleep

Mingyu is insistent that you guys grab some Real Food for a lunch break and you’re like but,,,,, my bed,,,,,,,,,

“y/n it’s past one and we haven’t eaten anything cMON WE’RE LEAVING NOW”

“mingyu no i am tired!! we are staying her -- oH MY GOD PUT ME DOWN!!!”

“NO CAN DO MISS” he laughs as he runs out the door gdi mingyu why do you have to be such a fast dog hybrid

He decides to take you out to eat at a cute little lowkey restaurant

He orders a five course meal and you’re like,,,, can u pls order fish thx

“We came all the way here and you wanna eat fish???”

“yOU DRAGGED ME HERE THE LEAST YOU COULD DO IS GET ME FISH >:((“

And he’s trying not to burst into laughter by how pouty you are and how your ears keep going up and down you’re so smol and cute

“Ok fine,,,,, lunch is on me only for u kitten ;)))))”

AAAAAAAAAAAAA

Fuck u mingyu who tf aSKED

How is it this hot in the fall

You awkwardly clear your throat and look away

Once the food arrives you’re like omg yAY FISH!!! And you’re happily chomping on your lil meal

Meanwhile gyu is inhaling that piece of steak and finishes 2 other plates in 5 minutes

You’re just like oh,,,, kay,,,,,

And he’s looking at you with such a playful grin and he giggles mINGYU PLS STOP

And you’re just like o k a y if you wanna play that game mingyu you can’t be mad at him anymore rip

After your meal you’re walking back to your apartment and he’s all giddy and hyper and swings his arm over your shoulders

plS!!! HAVE MERCY!!!

And you’re sO flustered that you just stiffen up so hard and you try to walk normally but he’s practically pushing your body towards his body heat is gr8

And he’s just all showing his canines and :DDD i think im blind

He’s so overly friendly and caring and you’re like :(((( this lil tol puppy doesn’t deserve my quiet nature!!!!

A few weeks pass and mingyu has taken the time out of his day to regularly visit your place and help you out with anything else involving moving and getting adjusted how cute!!!

You’re always telling him he doesn’t need to do ANY of this but ofc his heart of gold is just like what are u talking about y/n i want to!!!

Sometimes he thinks you’re gonna overwork yourself into unpacking way too many things for a day and he declares he’s gonna make you relax while he cooks hUSBAND MATERIAL!!!

“miNGYU PLS HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU, YOU DON’T HAVE TO DO THIS”

“STOP IT I DO WHAT I WANT”

And he digs through your fridge and manages to cook a decent meal with the very few ingredients you bought for the time being

He’s in the middle of mixing when you approach him bc you feel bad for not helping him so you ask him what you can do

“Sit down y/n i’ll take care of this!!”

“No pls let me help this is my apartment gyu mY rUlEs!!!”

“Fine you can start chopping up those veggies”

You grab a cutting board and a knife and start slicing

He sees you struggle and he’s giggling at the cute sight of you

He practically bounces over to where you are gdi i love dog mingyu

AND THEN THIS LIL PUPPY DOES THE CLICHE WHERE HE WRAPS HIS ARMS AROUND YOURS TO SHOW YOU HOW TO PROPERLY SLICE OFHDLDSFSF

“Hehe you’re so cute y/n these slices are way too thick here this is how you should do it”

aND YOU’RE BLUSHING SO MUCH HIS FACE IS ONLY CENTIMETERS AWAY FROM YOURS

“Ah..haha….. Thank you” you manage to stutter out

He slightly turns his head to gaze at you so fONDLY AND HE’S SMILING SO SOFTLY MY HE A RT

You’re both looking at each other really,,,,, intently,,,,,,,,

Without realizing you’re both leaning in… the space slowly closing,,,,,,,,,,

tHE TEA KETTLE THEN WHISTLES WHAT A COCKBLOCKER

You both jump back in embarrassment and he hurriedly turns around to switch off the stove

You’re too busy looking anywhere but him to notice that once he switched it off he immediately turns back to you

He takes your face in both hands and presses his lips to yours aND IM NOT STABLE

And you’re like hO L Y,,,, WHAT,, WHAT IS HAPPENING

You’re melting in his arms and have to clutch onto his shirt to not have your knees buckle underneath you

His kiss is passionate yet playful, very much like his personality

The kiss leaves you both breathless and you’re like,,,,,,,,, omg did this just happen

You kissed a dog hybrid what is this you’re supposed 2 like cats!!11!1 your own!!11!1!

And you seriously liked it

“Why,,,, why did you do that?” you looked in his eyes and asked even though you already knew the answer

He only smiles

“Didn’t I say I do what I want?”

[c0de-0f-the-clans]

Runnin’ My Mouth Just Like I Got Her

2,001st post, have a fanfic.

Featuring Gaster and my version of Sans’ and Pap’s mom, Berkley, his boyfriend.

“Oh god… I… I can't do this…”

Berkley smiled and pulled Wing closer. “Shh, shh. I'll be there. Dings, I'll hurt them if they don't accept us…”

“Don't!” He pulled away from him to stare into his eyes. He couldn't resist kissing him, but he soon felt awkward under the stares of his brother and his boyfriend.

“You guys are adorable.” Web murmured, elbowing Veranda.

He nodded.

Berkley kissed his forehead. “C’mon. We aren't getting any younger.”

“I mean, what could happen? You don't live with them anymore.”

“I could be disowned… Or-or killed, or-! Pmh!” Berkley kissed him again.

“You talk too much.” He murmured, kissing him again. “You okay now?”

Wing shook his head, “I'll never be okay… I'll never be okay if they hate me after this.”

Web nudged him, “Cmon! We're rootin for ya, dude!”

“We’ll be right outside.” Veranda nodded, “Run out or yell if you need us.”

Wing tried to calm his breathing cycle, falling into Berkley’s embrace.

“God… God I love you, Berkley.”

Berkley sighed in a laugh, “Aw,” he leaned closer to his ear, his voice lowering to where Web and Veranda couldn't hear, “You're reminding me of last week.”

Wing whimpered as he whispered that.

“I love you.”

“I love you too, baby.”

Wing pulled back from him and took a deep inhale before sighing it out.

“Okay…” He swallowed, “okay… I think I'm good now.”

Berkley smiled, releasing him, “Let's go then.”

Wing nodded, opening the door, releasing Berkley's hand.

“You're back.” His mother murmured, smiling, “I'd thought you'd ran off.”

“Uh…” He glanced back at Berkley, who nodded, “Mom, dad… There's something I need to tell… Y-you…” He half-choked on a spit knot building up in his throat.

“What is it, son? You can tell us anything.” His father said, not bothering to smile reassuringly like his mother did.

“I-I..” He wiped one of his sleeves across his face, trying to not burst out in tears. He felt Berkley grab his hand. “I…”

“Do you know what bisexual means?” Berkley said for him.

“Yeah.” His father seemed to perk up, but his mother only stared blankly.

“I… I am…” Wing went on, and he could have sworn he saw his father’s eyes sparkle, “And… And… Berkley’s my… My… Boyfriend…”

His father smiled, quickly standing up and hugging him, “You don't know how glad I am to hear you say that, Wing! I mean, ha, I could tell you were… Ahahaha, all the prices are falling in place, oh, how did I not realize you two were dating sooner?!”

His mother still sat, her elbows on her knee and her forehead against one of her fists.

“Ma’am?” Berkley asked.

“I don't… Understand…”

Wing was released from his hug, both staring at her.

She looked up at him, “Whatever happened to that girlfriend you had? Segoe?”

“Segoe’s my middle name, actually, he lied to you.”

“L-lied?” His mother murmured.

“I don't… I haven't dated a girl in… What, three years?”

“Mhm.” Berkley kissed the top of his head.

“D’aw…” His father hummed, “Berkley?”

“Sir?”

“I want you to know that you’re an honorary Gaster family member.”

Berkley scoffed, “Oh, no, I'll just.. I'll keep being Wing’s boyfriend… I-I don't want to date my honorary brother.” Wing leaned against him, smiling stupidly.

He laughed, “Oh, also if you ever think about proposing to him…” Berkley sniffed, “just know you have my blessing.”

Berkley slouched again, “Oh thank god, I thought you were gonna say I can't ever marry him.”

He laughed again, sitting back down and rubbing his back.

Wing’s mother just kept staring blankly say them.

“Eh, don't mind her.” Wing’s father told them.

“Dad, I don't think I've seen you this happy in years.” Wing laughed awkwardly, “Not that I'm complaining, but…”

“Ah, kid, I'm bisexual too.”

Wing smiled wider, Berkley wrapping one of his arms around him and nuzzling his head.

“Okay, well you two go home and be adorable there, my heartstrings can't take it.”

“DAD!” Wing nearly screamed, nuzzling into Berkley’s neck.

“Hahaha… W-well, I think it's time we should be leaving. It's uh… It's been nice seeing you.”

Wing pulled away from his neck for a moment, nodding.

“Bye, ya’ll.” Berkley said, waving.

Wing nodded, shoving him slightly, “Yeah, bye.”

“I'll try and explain to her, don't worry.” He stood up and hugged Wing again.

“I love you, kid. Don't ever be ashamed of who you are, I'll be here for you.”

He kissed Wing’s forehead before letting him go. Wing grabbed Berkley’s hand.

“You too.” He nodded to Berkley.

“Oh, I'm not bi, I'm just… I'm completely gay.”

“Eh, close enough.”

He hugged Berkley too. Berkley just stood there awkwardly.

He smiled, waving them goodbye as they left.

Veranda and Web had their faces pressed together, Veranda’s hands half-way up his shirt and a cigarette in one hand. Web was making soft moaning noises.

“Guys?”

“AAH, WING-!”

“WE WEREN’T-!”

Berkley laughed shaking up Web. Web clinged closer to Veranda, who stomped out his cigarette.

“So, how'd it go?”

“Our dad’s bi too.”

Veranda nodded, rubbing Web’s back as he resisted crying. “Well, we're gonna go… You think you can find your own way home?”

Berkley nodded, letting them walk away. He then picked up Wing, swirling him around in the air.

“Hahaha! Berkley!” He dragged him back down, holding him close. “Berkley…” He sigh-moaned. Berkley then dip-kissed him, standing back up after a moment, not letting him go.

Wing pulled away after a moment. “I love you.”

“I love you too. I'm so glad nothing happened to you.”

“Me too.” He tried to keep speaking as Berkley kissed his neck. “Me… T-too…”

“Mm… I'm gonna fuck your brains out once we get home… Can I do that?” He started walking away, Wing quickly catching up to him.

“Yes. Yes, you can. Celebratory fuck session…”

“Ha. Mm, good. I love you.”

“I love you too.”

[themanicgalaxy]

SPN 5X12 Swap Meat

the art is not going well so here we go whee

why does Sam sound like a teenager

oh

OH THIS IS THE SWAP EPISODE LMAO

OH IT'S A TEENAGER

she's hitting on him wow this is So Fucked

*whispers* "are we talking about sex" lmaoOO

oh that swap was Fucked

I do love how Sam gets the "this many hours earlier"

oh to visit old friends, the leather jacket is Back!

the ghosts pitch y'all are doing Great

ah the carved into her skin thing is FUCKED

ah the kid

Sam what the fuck fucking NERD

I'm honestly kinda shocked they even HAD an outside babysitter

oH DEAN WANTS OUT HUH?

Why Sam? is it just Protagonist Boy? what's the thing?

if it's because of the fucking salad shake

oo this zoom in on Sam's Face is nice

whoop the uniform

he's swapped

ah Sam's confused

he's having a really fun time lmAO

AH FINALLY HE TRIES HIS REFLECTION

LMAO he's having fun with Sam being Muscle MAn

aw he's SO SMALL

what the FUCK is your endgame kid?

oh goD NO DON'T LET HIM DRIVE

oF COURSE HE CRASHED THE CAR

oh same place as mystery spot

Ok that's why he trashed the phones I see

"I think I have asthma" uh oh

the mirror trick is neat though

"smart kid" "ugh virgin" sam this is basically you in high school cmon

witchcraft!

"you little satanic bastard" HAHAH

engineer, MIT, SAT

god fucking dammit man

Sam cmon man you've never had a family but you have to know this is wack

THE QUESTIONING BUT IT'S HIM IS GOOD IT'S SO GOOD THOUGH

ah sister knows about the book

lmao of course the nerd kid just knows it

HE LIKES DEAN'S MUSIC AND DEAN GETS CONFUSED ABOUT IT LMAOO

HE HAS TO GO TO HIGH SCHOOL I'M CACKLING

oh his friend has ear piercings

lmao he hacks into Gary's locker

yes I know that's not right whatever

this kid...bro cmon that's cringe

why is he trying to kill them

him and Dean share the one braincell

'not feeling like myself' sksksk

"we can talk it out" why is that so fucking funny to me

Dean please

dammit

what the actual fuck are these kids doing

Dean for once be slightly better with your feelings

although to be fair no one else has noticed Gary

"your whole future is planned out for you" oh of course OF COURSE THAT CONVINCES HIM

oh MY GOD

"we don't drink together that often" :(

"you really are a good guy" WHAT THE FUCK IS THE ENDGAME HERE

ah ok and we're seeing the flirting scene from the beginning

Dean cmon

"my parents are out of town"ahah

of course she does bdsm

"have you idiots been talking to demons" hahaha

you fuckers were NOT SUPPOSED TO BE THE BOUNTY HUNTERS

"yeah, Trev" ahahaha

"gary can't draw" asd;aofhd

Dean's got a bounty on his head uh oh

yeah she looks like a Nora

if he kills her I swear

this is a terrible idea

oh good he at least figured it out

oh no NO THEY WANT TO GET INTO COLLEGE

FUCK

right it tends to possess girls

the demon eyes look really good on her tho

98 pounds of nothing lmao

dAngeRouS warlOck

gary

shit SHIT LUCIFER

oh my FUCKING GOD YOU IDIOTS

you’re deAD

kid I am bEGGING YOU PLEASE STOP TALKING

WHY PISS OFF THE DEMON WHY

sorry fucker you’re dead

“I want so an so to fall in love with me” child

yeah I figured

ok yeah of course the lick blood

“I don’t want to die” uh oh

17..ouch

Dean’s not processing this well huh

“and no one can tell you what to do anymore” uhh

I mean yes but no but also I get it but also fUCK

she’s so clearly lying to you man

oh my god the DUAL EXORCISM IS SO CUTE

well not cute but it’s fun

“adios bitch” “it’s adi nos” LMAO

ah the swap back

aw poor Nora

“my bad” ahahah

“we’d kill you” oof

“your life ain’t that bad” ha

“just rebel damn you” *in a healthy non satanic way

Sam that is some serious Younger Kid Energy ngl

“she doesn’t like satan you moron, she likes you” hahahaha

“I wish I had your life”

“I lied” ahaha

Dean’s face

Sam doesn’t like apple pie life, Dean does?

AWWW NO DEAN’S MUSIC

and THE SONG ROCK N ROLL NEVER FORGETS

1. Sam vs Dean. like. Kinda fucked that they keep saying that Dean wants out and Sam is slowly going like "nah fuck it this is pretty cool" and then keep undoing that. Also kinda fucked how much they imply that they wouldn't be friends, and how it's mostly because they keep crossing their wires(dean goes drinking Sam goes...I don't know, I don't think he makes much of an effort actually)

2. Dean. No fuck it because even though the kid was Sam Coded(magic, straight A's) he clearly was someone Dean felt connected to(music, general Vibe). Like the kid wanted fun, and so does Dean, and he hates the plan. Also I got the vibe that Gary was the oldest so..yeah no that tracks. The difference here is that Dean wants something quiet, wants a family, doesn't want to hunt, which is...also against the plan, so it's kinda like that. Also, I think the whole "Dean's incredibly lonely" comes back, because he's...bad at socializing due to both the "I have to perform this role" and he didn't get a lot of interaction with other people, and his brother doesn't seem to like him. Like Dean is always just spectacularly lonely and Ouch

3. Sam. Listen I get the "rebel against your family" but Sam...that's a youngest child privilege. Like if you've got this plan, and you can't do anything that deviates from that plan anywhere. Like I get it, you were Smart and Magic, but this was like..Sam accepts hunting, he likes it, he's good at it. He doesn't want out anymore, and he's willing to rebel. it was like...good way to set it up. youngest child swaps with oldest. yes

4. Escapism again. Dean and the kid are craving it(I keep saying the kid, it's Gary), and they get a little taste of what it's like. Sam gets it and hates it, which tracks with the office episode.

5. needledrop. ok the "rock n roll never forgets" seems important to the like...stuck-ness of Dean, but also it was used in the episode as like...Dean Music that the kid likes, but Sam doesn't, subtly "They're different"

same with the salad and the "drinking together" sam's straight laced on purpose, I think he's just Like That and it's hard for them? Like I feel like it plays into the fact that without hunting they...probably wouldn't be close

6. overall, it was like...a funny, solid character study, playing off of established lore, with good stuff all around. It was more lighthearted, but well shot, and funny. Like finally! they didn't beat me over the head with the message! good!!!

yeah ok so this might be proof that easy to grasp consequences work on me