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[ikiprian]

Ghost Kitchen (brought to you by criminal entrepreneur, Red Hood)

Danny’s got the easiest job in Gotham.

He works as a fry cook at a shoddily-run, independent burger joint. Hardly anyone comes in, despite prices being criminally low, and portions insanely large, and while the manager looks like the average tough-as-nails ex-con, he lets Danny mess around in the kitchen whenever the place is empty. (Which is often. This place has to be the city’s hidden gem or something!)

Mr. Manager’s the only one ever there with Danny, except for sometimes when his buddies come over to smoke and play cards. Danny would find it shady, except part of his job is not to ask questions. Literally, he was told during the interview.

(It was a weird interview. Why would they need to hire someone who’s been in a gunfight before? Like, he has, but Gotham’s idea of “hirable qualities” is so bizarre.)

So instead he whips up some killer burgers with the frozen ingredients, and basks in the praise as the guys tell him he shouldn’t have, he does too much for this joint, ain’t that friendly!

Now, Danny’s a chef on the newer side. As a teen he’d preferred the look of Nasty Burger over anything with Michelin stars, and he only really took up cooking after Jazz moved out for college. But just like ecto-exposure used to turn the groceries sentient, Danny’s low-level ecto signature imbues all his food with something historically haunted Gothamites just love! And Danny’s never been one to half-ass a job when it makes people happy.

With fresher produce, real meat, Danny’s sure he can take his dishes to the next level. It takes a couple months of badgering, but his manager finally agrees to contact the mysterious store owner, who keeps the place going, despite profits Danny knows have to be in the red.

Danny spends the morning prepping. He pours his heart into his food, eager to impress. The big boss will be here soon, and he wants to prove that despite the dangerous location, this place has real potential!

It isn’t until the Red Hood shows up that Danny realizes he’s been working for a money laundering scheme.

[mojinchiimanga]

[atdawn]

MERLIN | 1.05 Lancelot

[cfffrk]

Beryl: just gonna lay low here for a couple weeks until the police stop looking for me >:- ) Also Beryl: falls in love at first sight with her employer and doesn't want to leave

[koipalm]

more akira outfits

[lokiusly]

Loki would’ve definitely gotten a job at the jet ski shop just to get closer to Mobius.

[captainspaulding]

i am not coloring this. whatever. fryman and the milkshake

[milimeters-morales]

Hobie, looking at old photos: who’s this lady?

Miles: oh that’s my mom when she was like in her early 20’s, she was really into goth stuff… i think she got arrested right after this photo though bc of a protest

Hobie:

Miles: stop giving me that look i’m never letting you near her.

[sabretoothleather]

Rawr I guess

Sorry about the lighting it gets dark at 1 here

[headcanonsandmore]

M*ffat's coming back to write Doctor Who episodes, apparently.

[gyusgal]

ENHYPEN, THE 4TH MINI ALBUM [ DARK BLOOD ]

[mojinchiimanga]

[bisupergirl]

just read action comics #1077 and while it wasn't actually as bad as the previous issues—i think what little we got of the world destroyer's backstory was interesting?—it's just so funny to me to call back to woman of tomorrow in these panels because tamaki's kara couldn't do half the shit that king's kara did in sg:wot

action comics #1077

like not only is tamaki's kara ridiculously weak (remember when she was apparently almost killed by having a slab of concrete fall on her in the supergirl special? i do!), but being reminded of sg:wot in this issue just make me think about how totally incompetent tamaki's kara really is in comparison. especially in this story. she quite literally has not done a single thing successfully or completely on her own throughout this entire arc:

first of all, she's only even on this mission because clark told her to go. not because she decided to go herself, but because clark ordered her to. and she just. does. without pressing for more information.

then she goes to retrieve the prisoner for transport -> the prisoner isn't there

she has to get the prisoner's coordinates from the judge and take them with her to the prisoner's location -> the judge is kidnapped right in front of her along with the coordinates

she finds where the judge has been taken (only because the judge's robot assistant told her where she could find them) -> she gets the coordinates but the judge is killed in the process

she goes to where the prisoner is being held to retrieve them -> dozens of enemies arrive and immediately subdue and capture both her and the prisoner

she tries to use her powers to free herself from her restraints -> her heat vision doesn't work and her freeze breath completely freezes her in place, causing her to have to be saved by the robot assistant

she tries to find where the prisoner is located on the enemy ship -> the robot assistant has to lead her to the prisoner's location

she tries to find a way out while being pursued by all the enemies -> the robot assistant has to give her the idea to steal a ship while the prisoner subdues all the enemies attacking them (not kara ! because why would she be the one to do that !)

and even when she finally gets the prisoner onto the ship and into her care (something she's been trying to do for six issues) she can't even fully control or restrain her.

she literally can't do shit. and you're going to purposely compare your shitty take on kara to the kara that appears in woman of tomorrow ??? bold choice i guess.

[halohalona]

ok, I'm a little more empathetic towards Addison now (thanks to an instagram reel comment). I blame her parents. I mean, Missy was the mayor she could have just made a law or rule about white hair, idk. But also like they should have shown Addison getting bullied or ridiculed as a child or something, and the whole hiding her hair thing would make more sense. That's what's lacking in the movies.

Especially since the Main Main Character in the films is Addison (Zed being second), they could have shown more of her backstory. 3 movies, no backstory, and no sign of her being an alien.

the LORE had so much potential here, disney 😔. Ok, the Alien thing might have come last minute, but ya'll still could have given us Addison's childhood and just retconned it.

From now on, this is my headcanon events prior to Z1:

Addison gets bullied as a child because her hair is white. Being raised in a "perfect" gated community, the kids don't know better and make fun of her for it. This happens quite often in kindergarten. She then goes home and tells her mom. Missy then makes her start wearing wigs. I'd say this all happens around Pre-school/Kindergarten to early 1st grade since this is the age people don't remember a lot from. With that, her schoolmates then don't really remember her having stark white hair, and other people know her with the blonde wig.

that's all, Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

[timmurleyart]

💗💌 💕🐶

[blizzardfluffykpop]

it's starting to hit me that i'm going to have a career soon and like... that is like a wild thing to try to comprehend?? like yes i've studied my ass off for the past twoish months- to pass a test. but that test means i have job where i can sit and do my job? it's still a very radical concept to me.