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hip new saturday morning cartoon
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there should be at least one episode of what we do in the shadows about a staten island cop who’s trying to solve the mystery of where all these missing bodies are going and keeps hitting dead end because of hypnosis and vampires being invisible on security cameras and give up but then they go on a blind date with guillermo
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Did I order another one, even though I haven't had dinner yet and they're STRONG AF? Yes, but aside from it being Andrew Scott is a fantastic villain Day, I also had a bit of a rollercoaster going on, where I went from "fuck, I can't afford a new phone" to "the two most important publishing houses in my field of work are currently duking it out for the privilege of publishing stuff I wrote" (not because of me, I write in the name of the devil, but who cares about details?).
#and yes#the no money and the privilege can happen simultaneously#brave new world#ripley#ripley netflix#netflix#hire me!
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hello, i design posters (hire me to design posters for you!)
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Fuck it, big post time. I'm Aster! I'm a composer and love writing music! Thanks to a wonderful piece of advice I got from a musician I respect a whole lot (The one and only Beatrix Quinn), I'm in the mood to create and improve as an artist. Here's a sampling of stuff I've made over the past few years that I feel comfy sharing. In the event you happen to want something written for a project you're working on and you like what you hear, well golly gee I think I might be your girl! DMs are open and don't be afraid to ask! It is literally my dream to get paid to write music!
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over it october. no energy november. defeated december..
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i just know *’s pr manager sighs every morning when after waking up
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@strangeravatar made a great point
i was gonna focus on the spike-hotboxing-celestia aspect but i got distracted somewhere along the way and i think i forgot what joke i was trying to make
but dont you think its interesting how many guards of the exact same color/body type she's managed to accrue?? i do
ooohh you want to go look at our stickers so bad
#conclusion: if one of them smokes weed they BOTH get high#but it's a baby's metabolism vs a sun god's so if CELESTIA is zooted spike is DEAD#i also like to imagine rainbow dash becomes quite the philosopher while under the influence#and yes their bong IS zecoras potion bottle from season 4 episode 1/2 thanks for asking#anyways#this is a long ass comic with. minimal payoff. but we're POSTING IT ANYWAY BABES#i couldnt decide if it would be funnier to have zephyr breeze at the end or one of those regular white blue-haired blue-eyed stock guards#i left it as zephyr. the real ones get it#i guess the real ones are everybody who saw season 9 episode 4#but cmon why ELSE do you think celestia would hire that guy#it's cause she's a freak and im calling her out on my tumblr dot com#mlp#mlp fim#mlp friendship is magic#mlp g4#mlp fanart#princess celestia#princess luna#rainbow dash#fluttershy#spike the dragon#zephyr breeze#horse comic#me art#also that font is one i made based off my own handwriting!! im so happy about it#though it does look. exactly like comic sans#idk how to feel about that tbh#wow you can just talk to yourself in the tags forever and no one will even know huh
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Please someone redraw this with Dr. Ratio and Aventurine because this is the exact vibe they have in my head post-Penacony.
#ratiorine#aventio#aventurine#dr. ratio#honkai star rail#hsr#not exactly#2.1 spoilers#but the vibe isn't present until then#this is canon I'm Hoyo#just trust me#I think my favorite thing about this ship#is that I went in expecting slap slap kiss#but came out of 2.1 convinced that these two could#in fact#get their shit together faster than virtually any other Hoyoverse pair#they're gonna be two years into their relationship before Seele manages to ask Bronya on a date#they're gonna be married before Renheng get their next ship tease#I just think they deserve to be those two guys who show up together#in the background of every promotion and event#and Hoyo never confirms anything#but you never see the one without the other#so everybody just KNOWS#LISTEN HOYO#I'm available for hire#you can pay me to print the money for you
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hear me out the other day i woke up and was immediately hit in the face with "7 year gap narumitsu in europe where phoenix kisses edgeworth in a low moment and then tries to flee and edgeworth uses mind chess on him to get the truth out of him which is a completely normal and ordinary average way to discuss your relationship"
#i have more of this written but i didnt want to make all the pictures.#like ten minutes after this interaction happens phoenix uses magic truth rock on rival prosecutor it's super effective#rookposting#narumitsu#phoenix wright#miles edgeworth#ace attorney#i made these they are fake they are not from anything i am unaffiliated with capcom although if they want to hire me im listening#if they need. an. australian lawyer for some reason. or a coffee boy#i could be the rival prosecutor in aa7 and my gimmick is just that im australian#id love to make this playable but i have no idea how to even approach doing that
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Some creeper concepts that I never posted here :P
#pspsps Mojang… hire me to remake the Minecraft movie#art#digital art#my art#eelz artz#my artwork#fanart#creature design#minecraft#mineblr#minecraft art#minecraft fanart#minecraft creeper#creeper#creeper minecraft#minecraft fandom#creature concept#worldbuilding#minecraft headcanons
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“I got you kiddo”
I hope season 5 is treating you as well as it treated me
Animation process under the cut!
Let’s all begin by thanking @meggalice for inspiring me with her beautiful LMK sketches ♥️
Boards (the timing of these was changed a lot, for instance there’s a much longer pause on the moment Wukong catches MK in the final version, instead of being one flat flow like this)
Lines, without the flowy bits
Final, slowed down at 12 fps
Wow you reached the bottom, lets have a chat. How you doing? Me? I finished my first 3 exams this summer, later on i got another one and then it’s graduation time 💃
About LMK, go show season 5 more love!!! The animation team at Wild Brain deserves all the kudos, for real they created a miracl
Now leave this post better than you found it
Day 1 of animating Flying Bark series until they hire me
#lmk#lmk fanart#lego#lego monkie kid#lmk mk#lmk mk fanart#mk#lego monkey kid fanart#lego monkie kid mk#sun wokung#lmk sun wukong#lmk wukong#monkey king#lmk monkey king#lmk season 5#lmk spoilers#lmk s5#lalle art#animation#day 1 of animating FlyingBark intellectual properties until they hire me#flying bark studios#wild brain studios#wildbrain#flying bark productions
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#shoutout to pretrans me for being a diversity hire in my friend group full of queer people#ive talked to many trans women who've had this experience#keep an eye out on your straight friend#they might suddenly seem sadder and start wearing large hoodies even when its hot out#trans#transgender#trans memes#mtf#196
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TWST x adventure time: heartslabyul
fionna and cake got me feeling nostalgic so i’m combining it with my other favorite thing rn
#adam muto pls hire me#ace and deuces caterpillar needs a name btw so give me some suggestions#twisted wonderland#twst#riddle rosehearts#ace trappola#deuce spade#trey clover#cater diamond#heartslabyul#adventure time#twst AT#my art
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I love . The tour promo
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One thing that keeps confusing me is that they claim ghost files costs several hundreds of thousands of dollars per season. I’ve tried to wrap my head around this ever since the announcement because flying a crew of 6 or so people out for two days and renting out the location COULD NOT be costing that much unless they’re either lying or blowing money on first class flights and expensive food/accommodations and even THEN do I not see them breaking 100k on a single episode. Dear lord hire an accountant I’m half convinced someone’s laundering money
#EDIT i said per ep in the og post but it was actually per season#watcher#AND they hire additional local crew for???? reasons unknown to me#are they buying their whole recording setup again every time they fly??? do they each get seperate rooms???#are they eating fucking caviar every meal like girl WHAT is that money being spent on#hire an accountant please this money is not being managed
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